I went to the store today and I saw this black woman standing

>>4800167
every thread deserves at least 1 reply

>>4800167
HOL UP
*SMACKS LIPS*
SO U BE SAYIN
*BUYS WATERMELON*
FOX SEXY AND SHIET?

>>4800167
Why didn't you rape her

>>4800302
ew

>>4800307
It's only rape if she enjoys it

>>4800311
tell it to the judge

>>4800321
awwww

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>>4800336
YYAAAAAGGH! YYAH YAH YAH YAAAARRGGH

>>4800336
YYAAAAAGGH! YYAH YAH YAH YAAAARRGGH

dumb-ass fag-ass winstin. ur posta licha markov chain of all the boring-ass trash you've ever mentioned on this board you predictable stain of shit, a smear of dookie is what u are lich make no mistake! ever day the chances of u writing a cceptable screen play diminish exponentially! fuckstupid dirt for dick
>>4800347
fucken damaged idiot

>>4800358
So what?

>>4800361
"hoyp doyp don give sparlek atentione just say "SO WAT" LOL, no1 else will end up doing it but its MY meme & THATS all that mattres!"

back 2 da draween bort

>>4800370
So what?

>>4800370
you can stop pretending a single person on this board likes you, sparkles.

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>>4800167

>>4800382
FAAAKE, never implied this, of course there's copious proof that PLURAL ppl lich me en bert lol dont mean 2 burst ur bubel but i was there for all of it & there's plennya luv 4me rount these parts no dout dont dout it

>>4800464
Nice try but no one is subscribed to your masturbatory trite no matter how much you preach.

>>4800382
sporkles my fren

>>4800479
yea they just paste it elsewhere & get praised for MY work. that is-- when i write about things. NOT defenting myself against crooked-faced fuckups like your dirt-dying retard self, the writing is--- well its good. hell, it's objectively great. h8 2 haf2 break it2 u. it's like-- AHAH-- really gud. & the responses that ensue on boards that don't cater to your hyperactive neoteny --well ...-- they're shining f*cking accolades. u see-- im in the pasta business. i do it & i do it good. u ---u dont know what makes a pasta. u are like a viscous puddle of cat spit-up on the tile. i am a well-oilt machine. u-- ur just not on the radar sweethart. try again next year when i've got another sh*t tonna stuff under my belt. nice try is rite. gna get harder & harder to deny!!

>>4800490
It's banal, facile, and vile writing. It’s meta with the self-awareness of a high teenager who stares into a mirror and says “Woah, I’m alive.” It’s Juvenalian Satire criticism by way of juvenility. They're dissections of posts that’s far too concerned with asserting their importance to actually say anything about itself. You claim your posts are genius, if only because they have enough ghetto slang to fill up a black Twitter account and enough distorted words to make a 7 year old facepalm.

>>4800504
HA na. ppl luv it im afrait. you're the one doin the dissectin. also it's "that're". i never even try 2 get DEEP, the comparison to an overly-philosophical teenager is pretty far across the spectrum from wat i do (i sense it in your post tho no dout lol gotem). & again my pastas are not about asserting my importance, that onley hapen when some sheltered nobody comes outta the woodwork to take a futile shot @ tearing down my towering empire. & of course the misspellings & grammatical quirks dont help, yet ppl somehow still manage to find the genious within! (/pol/78124535) facta the matter is i'm a whole h*ck of a lot smarter & funnier than u, & yr forgettable tryhard tirade aint gna change a thing. mecha me sad on ur behalf

>>4800527
Regardless it's my opinion and you trying to prove yourself as better further validates my point, and any positive values you may have to your posts is overshadowed by your overall radical cynicism and awful temperament that no one who has read more than one post of would reasonably avoid. You're not charismatic, you're a bullshit artist.

>>4800538
i tend 2 defent myself a ridic amt, i basicly conceded u that

ive seen ur reaction a bunch (here) but then i see the polar opposite of yr reaction a bunch more (everware else + here) &@ the very least i think it can be reasonably agreed that i am CONTROVERSIAL. not UNIVERSALLY H8ED or LUVD, just CONTROVERSIAL. CHARISMATIC to some, BULLSHIT ARTIST to others. some get a kick outta it others are diametrically repelled. thats wat ive witnessed. & the ones that're repelled are usually on this board & inundated with my input all the time. so i have sum sympathy. but when u view it as PASTA, and DISSOCIATE it from this person u've come to know & h8-- its @ least par. par for pasta. & thats all that matters.

you bungled that first sentence, btw.
bungled another in your first post.
'f*cks ur damage nvm idc

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