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>woman gets pregnant
>belly grows REALLY fast
>stretchmarks everywhere
>2 months into pregnancy belly looks like it could contain 9-month-old twins
>only then does woman go to ultrasound
>turns out its actually 104 8-week-old embryos
>all human and healthy but running out of space

something clearly malfunctioned and if you let them grow any further, the mother will no longer be able to provide nutrition for all of them and sooner or later explode/die (so obviously the bebes will die to)
whats ur advice for the woman, her husband (the father, no doubt about it), and the doctors?
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bumping (for a friend)
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>>4881661
my advice is to save as many as she can reasonably take care of and let the rest be used for stem cell research!
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>>4881741
interesting, thanks for replying
but what if the ones used for research dont go to heaven because they didnt get a chance to b christened?? :^^)

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hello friends what do u think of my dank site i made for u guys <3

pls leave dank comment in shoutbox!

www.sesonline.org
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>>4881638
yall better start fuckin respondin real quick
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salrite.
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>>4881666
devil trips nice

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Those without one are the cause of unhappiness.
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You're right, dead people do cause unhappiness.
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>>4881637
hi
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>>4881655
dubs confirm

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Empress Matilda (c. 7 February 1102 – 10 September 1167) was hot.
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Oh, the way she holds her nippy-nippy.
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I'd make so much love to this woman.
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Her grandpapa was weird though.

And he was also a bastard.

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lol
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hey u stole my name!
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>>4881555
>555
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>>4881555
https://youtu.be/EsozpEE543wttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pa4uUCkZOE

>duble quting

Your fortune: Outlook good

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the boobe ninja
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can i suck boobe?
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hawt
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>>4881546
This.
>>4881551
And agreed

Has this meme gone too far?
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>>4881536
I hope he sees the shity meme tv made and just gives up on living. because tv is that fucking horrible.
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>>4881539
Link?
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yeah but try living up on giving

Hey guys,

I'm a transgirl and I love /s4s/, dubs, the memes, and ****posting on /s4s/ in general.

I'm just a down to earth dick chick who's down with the internet, which I know is pretty rare, so I decided to make this thread. It must be crazy to know a transgirl gets all the crazy jokes on here, and can keep up with the vocabulary and memes, but I do. I especially love the more niche, inside joke sort of memes you probably think would really confuse me. I just always loved video games growing up and that naturally progressed into a love of memes and internet culture as I got older. I found out about /s4s/ because I kept liking those crazy dank meme pages on facebook, and a friend told me you guys have a very similar sense of humour.

tldr; I'm a transgirl who gets the /s4s/ culture, AMA.
(pic unrelated; I just really love her videos!)
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When?
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Is a transgirl someone with a cut penis or someone with an inflatable penis ?
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>>4881554
i call mine 'flappy bird'

>>4881552
rn bae

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Have you ever did the coitus?
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haha basinger
and yes i did with many races and genders beat that [s4s]
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>>4881482
I never had sex
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>>4881504
ther s a difference yo>>4881475
kno.........
also whats s ex?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

i hope i get put in next week's newspaper.
i really liked this week's peek and lel
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why dont u make ur own memespaper/?

release it on friday and call it "the freiday evening faggot" i think it will take off rly
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call that bad boy the butthole rag
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can some homeslice link me them paper please?

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lol
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fugging gat ;DDD shidding up my gongrete!!!
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dirtie mongrel XDD
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fucking bastard

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let's go programming!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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lol it says std...

captcha: select all images with a *sun umbrella*
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saurource ??
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>>4881350
Yuji did you know that you are my're friend

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Will you fucktards stop leaking out of your containment board?

It's like I can't browse 4chan for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES without someone posting a "LE EBIN S4S IRONIC MAYMAY XD". Your dipshits are like a fucking EBOLA epidemic, as soon as one shitposter posts anything even remotely related to /s4s/ another 500 crawl out of the woodwork as start spamming, checking dubs and posting unfunny pictures of shit "memes" that don't even make any fucking sense. And can we talk about /s4s/'s memes for a second here? It's amazing how the board most obsessed with memes has failed to produce even one meme that isn't complete and utter garbage. The closest thing you cocksuckers had to an actual successful meme was topkek, and even that was ripped off ylilauta. And when was that? Two years ago? What actual real memes did /s4s/ produce since then? Just a whole bunch of frankly quite boring pictures with zero humor or exploitability. It's no wonder that nothing from this self-declared "OC factory" ever actually spreads to other boards. This is painfully pathetic to watch. Most of you aren't even being ironic anymore. Some of you actually actually come here and in full sincerity participate in this circlejerk. You excuse your actions by saying mindbogglingly idiotic shit like "this is like old /b/! lel so random", but guess what retards: I've been on 4chan since 2006 and this place is nothing, NOTHING like old /b/. Fucking STOP SAYING THAT YOU PIECES OF SHIT. That's outright OFFENSIVE to anyone who's seen what pre-2007 /b/ looked like. You nuggets of cancer perfectly embody everything that KILLED old /b/. It's like someone took the 2008-era cancer, took THE VERY WORST PARTS of it, concentrated it to 200% levels and then wrapped it in a painfully thin veil of "irony".

You know? I'm ain't even mad. Let this be a containment board for you newfags and ledditors. I honestly don't have the energy to care about anything that happens on this website anymore. Just wanted to say fuck you. Bye.
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bye :^(
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>>4881321
I'm sorry, but that kind of behavior isn't welcome here, please take your rude tendencies elsewhere, friend.
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>>4881327
Reddit is my fav website can I still stay?

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Hey s4s, its been awhile I've visited here, but I just wanted to stop by and say congrats on the front page!

I hope you all have a wonderful day!
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thanks bitch

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>4881296
thanke you doggie i am happy to see you

*pets you softly*
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>>4881296
sir, it's an old meme. but it checks out.

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le tree dog

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>4881284
it look like it real happy but really it have real broblem with eating abble ^o^
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What is that in le tree dog's mouth?
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>>4881284
Too bad you didn't get dubs I really wanted to like the tree dog

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