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2016-11-04 23:56:37 Post No.4880542
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Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:56:37 Post No. 4880542 [Report] [View this topic]

Heartbroken stories

>be me, 16
>in love with grill from class, unrequited
>there is a big party
>go together along with a bunch of friends
>try to make a move, but she was way too drunk
>confessed to her
>too drunk to understand words
>try to go for the kiss multiple times
>always stop at the last moment cause she was very drunk and i wasn't, it felt immoral and bad
>go for a drink
>get back to dance floor just to find her making out with a random guy
>hellodarknessmyoldfriend.mp3
>she kissed 4 dudes in total during all the party
>mfw

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Anonymous 2016-11-05 00:02:20 Post No.4880551
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>>4880542
>>be me, 16
Who are you quoting?
>>in love with grill from class, unrequited
Who are you quoting?
>>there is a big party
Who are you quoting?
>>go together along with a bunch of friends
Who are you quoting?
>>try to make a move, but she was way too drunk
Who are you quoting?
>>confessed to her
Who are you quoting?
>>too drunk to understand words
Who are you quoting?
>>try to go for the kiss multiple times
Who are you quoting?
>>always stop at the last moment cause she was very drunk and i wasn't, it felt immoral and bad
Who are you quoting?
>>go for a drink
Who are you quoting?
>>get back to dance floor just to find her making out with a random guy
Who are you quoting?
>>hellodarknessmyoldfriend.mp3
Who are you quoting?
>>she kissed 4 dudes in total during all the party
Who are you quoting?
>>mfw
Who are you quoting?

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous 2016-11-05 05:15:38 Post No.4881220
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Fgt

Anonymous 2016-11-05 05:16:58 Post No.4881226
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Anonymous 2016-11-05 05:16:58 Post No.4881226 [Report]

>>4880542

smh

Anonymous
2016-11-04 23:44:49 Post No.4880520
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Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:44:49 Post No. 4880520 [Report] [View this topic]

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

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a/u/tist 2016-11-04 23:46:23 Post No.4880524
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>>4880520
ban this

Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:46:28 Post No.4880525
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>>4880520
Always love seeing this copypasta. It gives me hard benis

Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:50:37 Post No.4880528
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Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:50:37 Post No.4880528 [Report]

hi

G8rH8r
2016-11-04 23:37:05 Post No.4880505
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G8rH8r 2016-11-04 23:37:05 Post No. 4880505 [Report] [View this topic]

What if life is fake and wrestling is real?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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forma rydah klub vis 2016-11-04 23:44:06 Post No.4880516
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forma rydah klub vis 2016-11-04 23:44:06 Post No.4880516 [Report]

>>4880505
MY LIFE THEN WAS PROBALBY A LIE!

Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:44:53 Post No.4880521
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>>4880505

*******Taco Kid***** 2016-11-04 23:54:58 Post No.4880536
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*******Taco Kid***** 2016-11-04 23:54:58 Post No.4880536 [Report]

https://youtu.be/WngpAHJNDhQ

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Lel Times 2016-11-04 23:28:50 Post No.4880494
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Lel Times Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:28:50 Post No. 4880494 [Report] [View this topic]

Not a real Lel Times but it's's's good enuff!

The Lel returns after 12 years hiatus. Get ur concise news about mems heer :^))))))))))))

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Cocksucker 3.0 2016-11-04 23:44:47 Post No.4880518
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dank pape :DDD

Anonymous 2016-11-05 00:27:06 Post No.4880599
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>>4880494
neat

Anonymous 2016-11-05 00:27:41 Post No.4880603
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>prints on time
ironic

Anonymous
2016-11-04 23:20:16 Post No.4880463
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Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:20:16 Post No. 4880463 [Report] [View this topic]

How are you coping with the fact that you're gonna die and stop existing?

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Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:21:11 Post No.4880469
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>>4880463
very carefully

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Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:22:28 Post No.4880473
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Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:22:28 Post No.4880473 [Report]

trying to enjoy things while i can, listen to as much limp bizkit as possible

Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:22:39 Post No.4880474
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Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:22:39 Post No.4880474 [Report]

I'm 23 so it's not really a problem for me yet when I'm 60 and my body starts to fail is when I'll start caring.

I actually was almost run over by a car the other day, it backed into me and i smacked into the ground and I actually like resigned to dying. When I got back up the guy was terrified and apologizing with fear in his eyes and I just laughed and said no it's my fault and walked away as if nothing happened.

also drugs and alcohol.

Anonymous
2016-11-04 23:09:56 Post No.4880429
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Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:09:56 Post No. 4880429 [Report] [View this topic]

burgirl

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:20:49 Post No.4880465
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>>4880429
What gender is that anime?

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>>4880429
****!

Anonymous 2016-11-05 02:27:03 Post No.4880902
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>>4880429
I wanna eat her greasy pussy.

Anonymous
2016-11-04 23:03:44 Post No.4880414
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Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:03:44 Post No. 4880414 [Report] [View this topic]

guys sht keep this a secret ok

i found swaglord's diary

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Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:05:00 Post No.4880416
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>>4880414
Pls respect his privacy ok?

Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:05:35 Post No.4880418
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>>4880416
no lets read it

Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:05:43 Post No.4880419
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>>4880416
dont you wanna hear about his swagsecrets?

Anonymous
2016-11-04 22:56:52 Post No.4880395
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Anonymous 2016-11-04 22:56:52 Post No. 4880395 [Report] [View this topic]

KEKSANDRA
ON
THE
FRONT
PAGE

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Anonymous 2016-11-04 22:57:30 Post No.4880398
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>>4880395
Thei growe upp so faste :^( *sniffles*

Renko 2016-11-04 22:57:39 Post No.4880399
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Renko 2016-11-04 22:57:39 Post No.4880399 [Report]

KEKSANDRA
TRANCENDS THE FRONTPAGE

KEKSANDRA
IS ON THE
H O M E P A G E

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>>4880395

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Anonymous 2016-11-04 22:21:44 Post No. 4880322 [Report] [View this topic]

halo wer is fren????????????

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ruse cade 2016-11-04 22:22:52 Post No.4880326
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ruse cade 2016-11-04 22:22:52 Post No.4880326 [Report]

i jus wana coca cola

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>>4880326

Anonymous 2016-11-04 22:24:47 Post No.4880333
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>>4880322
es gud
yu want sum????

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Anonymous 2016-11-04 22:15:10 Post No. 4880309 [Report] [View this topic]

>go on [s4s]
>no pepe
>no greentext
fuck this shit board I'm going back to >>>/b/

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Anonymous 2016-11-04 22:20:52 Post No.4880317
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yee

Anonymous 2016-11-04 22:21:29 Post No.4880321
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Anonymous 2016-11-04 22:21:29 Post No.4880321 [Report]

pee pee in my butthole

Anonymous 2016-11-04 22:21:56 Post No.4880323
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Anonymous 2016-11-04 22:21:56 Post No.4880323 [Report]

cya

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous
2016-11-04 22:08:59 Post No.4880292
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Anonymous 2016-11-04 22:08:59 Post No. 4880292 [Report] [View this topic]

>Find out girl likes me
>Go home and research finding all her pages on social networking sites
>Find out where she lives
>Go at night while masked
>Climb up to her bedroom
>Cover her mouth and rape her
>Tie her to the bed and leave
>Next day she doesn't show up at class
>Go to her house to see if she's ok
>Hugs me and tells me something awful happened
>Comfort her while she tells me all about it
>Tells me she feels worthless and is emotionally ruined
>Become her boyfriend
>She grows dependent completely on me
>Been like this for 2 years
>My facial expression when