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>>5781486
>>5781488
do you think Childs was The Thing at the end?
FREAKING ME OUT.
autistic get thread go
fuck a duck
one time i was smoking crack with my aunts girlfriend in her car and she said "that made my throat wet" and i knew what she meant and had to flee cuz she was gross
>Your computer might not turn on because you have a virus
>>5781447
yes
Yes
#fortune
fortune
>Be 17
>In High School
>Senior
>Virgin
>There is this one 9/10 sophomore who I have been stalking for a while.
>She come's and talks to me
>Feeling pretty lucky
>Unzips my pants and whips out dick
>9/10 Gets Down, I think she is going to suck me off, am I gonna get that S U C C?
>Get S U C C in the middle of cafeteria in front of everybody
>Everybody is clapping for the 2/10 nerd who is about to get laid
>9/10 and I sent to Dean by teacher
>Dean finds out what happened
>Congratulates me and let's us leave
>TFW I got laid that night
How was your day?
it just got a little better
>>5781420
I'm hoping I'm not the father at 15
>>5781420
who are you quoting?
JEJ
>>5999999
JEJ
>>5781434
JEJ
Nasubi-san makes me JEJ
let's do this shit faggots
>>5781403
*fugs ur butte*
>>5781396
if you never playeds maximum carnage i feel sorry for your life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhmIa0XYTvQ
brb going to the store please watch my gf for me
wtf that's my gf though
haha i jerk my fucking DICK to FURRY THINGS. i have tangible EMOTIONAL ATTATCHMENT to fucking FURRY fucking SHIT you know what the FUCK i mean? im talking pussy juice dripping down her fur MATTED wet pussy doghair whew brb the beast has been unleashed
>>5781369
this but literally (literally) unironically
I'm pooping while posting this!
good job
how many poops u arepooping op?
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>5781360
about 2, maybe 3
>when u feel good
astolfo
>when u feel gooder
astolfo
>before you receive "special service"
astolfo
what exactly is a special service?
stop gayposting
>>5781332
hand holding while out in public
ass
>>5781317
I appreciate this le shit nigger, the ones before him, and the ones in the future
ass is perpetual
17 kb
cock
the final battel............................
>>5781309
b-but beary pink is a pacifist
>>5781327
is she relly
>>5781331
thats bury
I've talked to all of you namefigs hundreds of times and you didn't even know it was me. How does that make you feel?
>>5781308
I've talked to you before but as Anonymous or Yuji Sakai.
How does that make you feel?
>>5781308
pretty cool, but how many times have you talked to me as anonymous and didnt realize it was me?
>>5781308
wew lad is 4chan's newest meme
>when you hear a good song
wew lad
>after an epic drum solo
wew lad
>when you meet a qt
wew lad
>your favourite band announces a new album
wew lad
>>5781303
>when u have sex
whullup
classic meme
>when u fuck your best friend's mom
wew lad
:P
match with a 7/10 tumblr girl on tinder.
"hey nice hair"
"thanks"
"what colour are you going to dye it next"
"red"
WHAT DO I DO NOW FUCK I'VE GONE BLANK HELP
>>5781286
have u ever talked to girls before? you act like having to have all the personality and make all the conversation is new
if she dye her hair she crazy lol and will snip your been
>>5781286
cut straight to the point my dude
say you want the bagine
the mean cat
>>5781264
wowe that girl is cute!
looks like lili from tekken
>>5781264
i bet her twat smells like lilac
>>5781279
hmm nice