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Getting laid 2017-09-09 01:56:16 Post No. 5781420
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Getting laid Anonymous 2017-09-09 01:56:16 Post No. 5781420 [Report]

>Be 17
>In High School
>Senior
>Virgin
>There is this one 9/10 sophomore who I have been stalking for a while.
>She come's and talks to me
>Feeling pretty lucky
>Unzips my pants and whips out dick
>9/10 Gets Down, I think she is going to suck me off, am I gonna get that S U C C?
>Get S U C C in the middle of cafeteria in front of everybody
>Everybody is clapping for the 2/10 nerd who is about to get laid
>9/10 and I sent to Dean by teacher
>Dean finds out what happened
>Congratulates me and let's us leave
>TFW I got laid that night
How was your day?

Anonymous 2017-09-09 01:57:13 Post No.5781421
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 01:57:13 Post No.5781421 [Report]

it just got a little better

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:51:23 Post No.5781544
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:51:23 Post No.5781544 [Report]

>>5781420
I'm hoping I'm not the father at 15

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:51:55 Post No.5781548
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:51:55 Post No.5781548 [Report]

>>5781420
who are you quoting?

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>>5781544
good news
your the father of some dubs

Anonymous 2017-09-09 10:29:10 Post No.5782276
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 10:29:10 Post No.5782276 [Report]

>>5781420
>420
nice weed lmao

>>5781548
I think he was quoting himself from a year ago.

>>5781556
>556
nice off by one

Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:52:36 Post No.5782483
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:52:36 Post No.5782483 [Report]

>>5781420
write a book, start a band, good immagination

Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:54:04 Post No.5782488
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:54:04 Post No.5782488 [Report]

>>5781420
men dont get grades you faggot, 2/10 huum u pussy

Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:12:44 Post No.5783027
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:12:44 Post No.5783027 [Report]

>>5782488
rude dubs

Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:18:29 Post No.5783043
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:18:29 Post No.5783043 [Report]

>>5781420
But who r u quoting? lol

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