>"Haha, what do you mean youve never had a GF anon? hahah how old even are you!?!?"
No offense but if you're 21+ and never had a gf, you are so far behind it's not even worth worrying about anymore. It's not going to happen. Even if it did, which it won't, you would be so inexperienced she would drop you in 1 day. You have to understand girls are hooking up and having relationships from the age 13 onwards. You're a fully grown man and you haven't even held hands. You cannot recover from that.
I'm 18 mister bully.
>>5013264
this is mean but anecdotal evidence suggests hes right. but mostly because finding a relationship is just harder 21+ life is pretty much over at that point, your life just becomes part of the corperate machine
Roast this mf to shit. Hes just a fucking bully
>>5013223
he looks like a /fa/ meme tbh
>>5013223
that mean-friend has eyes that show much pain. this one has seen likely experienced such torment at the hands of others, that they feel it is the norm, to treat new-friends such way. especially with a face so pretty, and symmetrical, and pretty looking. one such as this should normally have such an easy going, and happy life, but the eyes... the eyes show pain beyond what an ordinary person deserves to feel, if any amount at all should be expected! my heart goes out to your mean-friend, and if i were in a position to, i wuld show them kindness, because more than most others they would stand the most to gain from naked friendship, where they expect abuse and hatred from others instead.
I would say something about that huge fucking mole on his chin but i got nothing
baking those beans baby
God I wish that were me...
i wish i had th' food
mfw im thinkin bout thos beans
i need a poo!
just in ur panties
lole
>>5013134
wtf panties r not restroom!
it's coming out
so u want job here hmmmm?
why we should employ u m8?
>>5013076
cus i hav teh skills 2 pay le pillz :DDD
because im a genderfluid half native american half indian womyn! btw my pronouns aresesandses
>>5013118
Sorry Ses, but I'm a rich straight white male whose dad plays golf with swaglords dad. The job is mine!
wh*t the fuck is this thing to the left of the tet??? give it a name [s4s]
another image for reference
isnt that a doggo?
i dont kno animals real well but i htink i see before on street
They are called Jews iirc
this is nice board
>>5013053
good fun meme. Bury pinke girl is never a bad meme. Thank you for posting this good thread
darn tootin!12/28/16 classic distorted view podcast . "Shaun is afraid of peaches."
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
there are two nice replies
taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week and i want to tell everybody
oops
>>5013169
#rekt
>>5013169
When renko ruins Le coffee
>what are you wearing?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
a garbage bag
>>5013000
nice tiprs
I clogged my toilet
>>5013010
yee boii only 90s kids will undersatand
Will i ever get dubs :^(
Take these
>>5012986
have mine
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>5012986
No, but I will.
tfw doggo get the fishe
>>5012977
he also got dubs
WHO IS THIS MAN
>>5012977
lol that is A FAT doggo. but very nice warrmth. i see his black and white fur. very nice doggo, probably works tech. good career good money good doggo. he is fat thouhg and i do not think i would go the full five miles on horseback with that doggo though.
>>5013217
u sure kno how read 'em!
What do you think rhymes with orange?
>>5012968
I have to go take a big fat shit. You and poopboi go use your wizard magic and get that 77777 on /tv/ while I'm gone
there's this frozen stuff, not ice cream. it's red or orange, sometimes rainbow, and op can't spell it.
Sonic Youth SUCKS
radiohead sucks too
>>5012934
They all SUCK
STARLAND VOCAL BAND?! They suck!
beb
>>5012865
dude thats a natalieP
>>5012865
dude that's a nice beb
>>5012987
prove it
bongo :DD
bongo that booty
tangerine >:(
the working girl
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