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Face my gladiator?

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play with me daddy

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Your fortune: Outlook good

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japanese cade

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Do you come here often? ;^)

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So I was sitting on the sidewalk, baked out of my mind 'cause weed is legal here. When suddenly this Chad named Gary pulled up in his red car, complete with his own personal cheerleading squad, and yelled "nice cargo shorts, retard!"

Now, I don't like being called retard, especially after that incident with the toddler at McDonalds. So I flipped and said "you wanna say that to my face, Oak?" But because I was so baked, I garbled up my words like a stroke victim. They kept laughing at me as I continued to flubb whatever comeback I wanted to say.

Once those Stacy's piercing giggles finally made me snap, I flailed myself unto the hood of his car, belly first, causing a loud "WHAM!" noise.

"What the f-" he said. But couldn't finish his sentence once we locked eyes, as I gave him the look like I just found his mom's scat porn collection. And in whatever noise I could spew forth from between my lips become a smooth, coherent "rrrrrRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!"

The girls started murmurring, clearly in fear, as the Chad Gary just gave me the look of a startled Pygmy Owl. Then I started banging on the car, making louder and louder RRREEEE noises along with it, as the girls started screaming in fear, and begging him to go. He had trouble starting his car, which gave me enough time to rip off my cargo shorts, and grab a fist full of dootie I just remembered I was saving up.

Alas, he finally got the car to start, and bolted; catapulting me to the sidewalk. But with fierce determination and lack of awareness of what I was doing, I chucked the turd right at them, and hit it square in the centre of one of the girl's head, completely merging the feces and hair upon impact. You could still hear her screaming for miles. It was amazing.

Anyway, I've always had trouble making friends. Whatever I do, I seem to scare people away, especially if I'm just being me. Should I worry?

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u guys ever think how big is space?

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bepsi bepis!

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This person is so cool!....I wish I was this cool :(

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2017

the year of the boy girlfriend

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REEEEEEEEEEE

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Two of the greatest men god has gifted us.
>Adolf Hitler ''Führer of nazi-Germany''
>Haj Amin al-Husseini ''Grand Mufti of Jerusalem''

Islam & Nationalism shall rise again and strike fear in your cucked, jewish, wannabe nazi's hearts.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Xo21L0ybE

Nice bear

Everyone please wave to the nice bear, it will make him happy.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now