I'm going to get a BIIIG dubs
lissen
it's now happen
Put some stank on it
>>5056424
You are the mystical-eyed virgin and you're rocking
>>5056360
Ok. I got good at applying stank with lots of practice
>>5056751
how good did you get?
The frog revolution cannot prevail if the frog princess is devoured by these disgusting roaches.
What's Keksandra doin in mario brothers
this is no mario brothers at all
Don't worry guys i got this
i keep forgetting to take my medicidne!!!!
>>5056342
me too, at least mine are delayed so it's not that serious if I take it half a day later
>>5056342
There are devices for that particular problem
http://www.epill.com/
https://www.walgreens.com/store/c/pill-reminders/ID=361559-tier3
>>5056342
You need to take your metformin fatty
?She's in a drink what now
Drink.
Time to mend relations between the US and Russia
>>5056308
But she might be gulped down with.?
i was a gay little crab once lol
>>5056302
now i know i can be faggy as a trap
because im bootyful bae-bae~
>>5056303
I wanna be a trap!!
>>5056305
did your daddy said you could be trap?
to wear a skirt while you program?
i need 3 words to take his argument apartyou are a fag
Hello, I am the Melanodera xanthogramma.
Hello Melanodera Xanthogramma.
>>5056288
Wow you're a nice bird
>>5056288
You are important desu :v
*glupglup*
Ahaaaaaaaa!!~
>>5056264
srry mr anime but ah aint drinken till fabruary
thats my old year resolution
>>5056264
its my pee
>>5056264
its pee lolol
pop
this manga was a mess, but still ptryy fun 2 read.
>>5056242
don't spoil me I'm still readin'
>>5056232
now that's just silly
So nintendo switch looks terrible, breath of the wild has voice acting, so its basically zelda cgi 2.... mario is suddenly in a real world (pic relate)..,.,.,.
and splatoon 2 is basically splatoon 1
s that sugar mary in the wrong game?
i didn't really care but thanks i guess
>>5056230
No, its the new super mario game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kcdRBHM7kM&t=58s
Welcome to the 2007!
Do teh randumz!
happy friday 13th I guess
Hooray my mom's still alive!
>>5056187
Not 4 long
what is this board?
no-porn-allowed /b/-like?
>>5056176
Hehe
Nuthin presonel kidddo
>>5056176
essentially yeah
>>5056189
this is safe board for families, you freak
>>5056192
thx
The bears sit around on their couch motionless, they view the static on the TV as if it's the only hope they could find. They're dead yet breathing.
The bears stand up, and go to their separate rooms. The time is 12:00 AM on a Sunday.
Panda Bear
Panda goes onto his laptop, opens his Tor browser, and looks at a note he had hidden between his floor boards. The URL, filled with scrambled numbers and letters, led him to a mysterious forum. He looks at the name of the forum, The Cannibal Club, breathes heavy, then selects "volunteer."
He types to an anonymous thread post, "I have no money, and I want no money. I merely want to not feel pain anymore." Immediately, dozens of users began questioning him.
Ice Bear
Ice Bear enters his fridge, pulls out arsenic from a hidden jar, and eats all of it. He closes his eyes and naps.
Grizzly Bear
Grizz entered his room. He tried, TRIED, for years to look to the light side of things. To always find the positive in the worst of cases. He was not that bear anymore. He pulled out his M1911 Colt, looked out his small meaningless view from his window, and shot himself through the mouth. The bullet lodged into his cervical spinal roots and immediately disconnected his brain to his entire body. He dropped.
Panda Bear Pt. 2
Panda left his room and heard gurgling and kicking coming from the fridge. He opens the fridge to find Ice Bear spitting blood and rolling around his limited fridge. He flopped out onto the floor and stopped moving a few minutes later. His eyes almost looked like they were going to pop out. Panda heard a gun shot from Grizz's room, and he opened the door to find a deformed corpse on the ground. Judging from the color of the corpse, Panda recognized that it was Grizz. Panda pulled his phone out to dial for police, but someone grabbed his phone away and knocked him out.
Panda wakes up in a abandoned warehouse. He knew this was coming, but he told them to kill him before they ate him. He screamed and screamed, then a masked butcher appeared. He explained to Panda just what parts of his body would be going to who and which would be destroyed. Panda began to cry but before he could object he was injected with morphine and anesthesia. He viewed his legs be severed, then his stomach cut open and picked apart for organs and meat. Panda slowly lost life, but it felt like years. It took the rest of the night for Panda to die. All Panda heard was his guts being cut apart and the Butcher laughing and breathing heavily.
Panda died around 9:06 AM on Sunday.
>>5056174
Pls no making the bears spooky I like the bears I'm have nightmare now..
>>5056181
maybe this will be more to your liking:
>Neighboring bears threatened to over run the cave
>Grizz agrees to take regular beating to keep them at bay
> Grizz keeps this a secret from panpan and ice
>Grizz leaves the cave once during the night every month
> Grizz is left on the ground bruised up and sore after another beating. "n-nice one you guys"
s4s@nite
the good time
night cruise
>>5056085
Their as black as n*ggers lole
more like Pnn
more like BuzzPEEd
ay slizzim, fuck ya new age journalizm
aim a glock atta president BRAP BRAP
>>5056066
Unchecked dubs. What is this board coming to?
>>5056833
no one checked these dubs for two whole minutes
all is lost