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Observe a 4-year-old child going through her daily life. You will not find the slightest bit of irony in her behavior. She has not, so to speak, taken on the veil of irony. She likes what she likes and declares it without dissimulation. She is not particularly conscious of the scrutiny of others. She does not hide behind indirect language. The most pure nonironic models in life, however, are to be found in nature: animals and plants are exempt from irony, which exists only where the human dwells.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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not every meme is a fucking esoteric enigmatic masterpiece of trolling and post-irony, sometimes a shitpost is a shitpost

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all the, smol thinks
true car, truth brinks
i'll take, 1 lift
u're ride, best trip

always, i no
my head, bea-ry smol
watchin, waitin
footy, is wigglin

say my head smol, i will not go
turn the lites off, this is smol board

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namefigs r cool

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le millenom girl

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I wish my stepsister was that large

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I am currently doing a little Presentation on Copypastas.
So far my structure will be talking about the orgin of the term copypasta and then name some known examples, such as the navy seal copypasta and the literally me pasta.
When you think about memeroable copypastas what comes to your mind?

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who is the nicest /s4s/?

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guys i think i have a crush on Anonymous and i dont know what to do

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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the teeth man

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- do not tie up the loli.
- do not hit the loli or otherwise harm.
- do not rape the loli.
- do not call the loli names or hurt her feelings.
- do not tease the loli maliciously.
- do not excessively lewd the loli.
- do NOT guro you sick fuck.

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Welp, I'm having a panic attack because I might have to leave my girlfriend and family, and you'll never guess why. Seriously. :(

Until recently, the g/f used have this BEAUTIFUL dog who looked like pic related. That bitch was awesome, and I loved the damn thing. Often the g/f had friends out of town, and would spend the weekend with them. As is, I would babysit the dog, whom we'll call Foofy.

By nightfall, the weather got too bad to do much, so it was pretty much me and her. I was giving her the usual body-long strokes as we snuggled, while I had Netflix on. Somehow I got my finger stuck in Foofy's vag. Please don't ask -- I still can't piece together how I managed that. It just happened.

That was when I remembered I was horny, and g/f was gone. And considering how little Foofy seemed to notice my fingers in her, even after twisting them, I thought to myself "eh, got to try everything once." So I went to grab a condom and went to town on her.

I'm ashamed of how into it I got, but it went better than expected; at first. The closer I got to cumming, the more rough I was. Foofy was yelping in pain by now, but I was just too much on the edge to stop. Finally I popped and pulled out, and noticed her bleeding profusely.

Immediately I panicked, and paced around. Eventually I wrapped the condom and wrapper in toilet paper and flushed them. Then I wrapped Foofy in a towel, and drove to the closest vet.

I tried to explain that it was pure random, and they took her in only to pronounce her dead. They also asked more questions, because apparently they've seen cases like these with bestiality. I lied, and said she started randomly bleeding. They then had to keep her over night to investigate, and I couldn't figure out any more excuses. And since g/f is Foofy's legal owner, she's who they're going to call and update (and I hadn't yet told her Foofy died). Plus, I just remembered that was our last condom.

How fucked am I?