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>>5075214

Clifford romped around the yard barking and being as playful as ever in spite of his age. He was playing in the cool water of the sprinkler, which was providing water to the grass but also a good summer activity for Clifford. Emily Elizabeth, wearing her swimming suit and also playing in the sprinkler, laughed and watched him run back to her with the stick she had thrown which was hardly visible in his giant mouth. Clifford dropped the stick and gave Emily a big slobbery dog kiss. She laughed as always even though she was covered in dog drool. Clifford licked her again and his tongue was so big that Emily actually stuck to it and lifted off the ground. This was normal too, except that this time it was a particularly warm and humid summer day so she stuck to Clifford's tongue even more than usual and was pulled back into his mouth along with the tongue. Clifford swallowed reflexively and before she knew what happened, Emily was squeezed down Clifford's throat and into his empty stomach.

She sat up, unable to stand in the tight space, stunned at what had just happened. She was now thoroughly soaked in Clifford's saliva and she found it impossible to get a solid grip or footing anywhere on the stomach's slimy walls. She tried to crawl out where she had come in, but the passage was tightly shut. The only other way out was a hole on the other side that was much too small to fit through. It was hard to see in the dim reddish light and the heat of Clifford's body on an already hot day was dizzying. As the situation began to sink in, Emily Elizabeth grew worried and cried out to Clifford, her voice wavering with fear.

"Clifford! Clifford, let me out right now!" she screamed, fearfully doubting whether her protests would generate any results.

Clifford, hearing his master's voice looked around in confusion, wondering where Emily had disappeared to. Inside his belly, Emily Elizabeth continued to yell and press her hands helplessly against the stretchy stomach walls, growing more frantic with each passing second.

>>5075204
post link

want to pely

Meme?

skrt skrt

Skrrrt skrrrt skrrrt.
Jump out
Drill a man down

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>>5075114

>>5075114
is everything OK now????????? no ##ERROR## ????????????

Carol likely fixed the error.
She really is something special.

classic

yes im on purple rain rn thanks >:^)

nobody likes sonic youth

>>5075080
Please don't read this. You will be kissed by the love of your life on the nearest Friday. However, if you do not repost this on 3000 other threads, you will die within 2 seconds

>>5075080

Please don't read this. You will be kissed by the love of your life on the nearest Friday. However, if you do not repost this on 3 other threads, you will die within 2 days

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only 5 repeating digits and I blow planet up

>>5075004
source plz

\o⃛/

>>5074998
Prove it

>>5074998
if you were smart you wouldn't let your brain get sunburnt js

>>5075002
fug off brainlet
>>5075007
if u were smart like me u would kno that sun burning ur brain is the fastest way 2 increase iq

every thread deserves a reply

qt rumrum

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*howls*

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>>5074885
>post on 4chan
>get cancer
>death recommends it

What did he mean by this? Who am I quoting? And what is a leppo?

your mom is so good even my d*ck recommends her

ps. check my fortune, fig:

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

4chan in death and in life.


Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

being a sacred dog is miserable

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>5074884
horse

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>>5074888
trips

trying to test out tags!

name 1 bideo game

It's impressive that such a minor character managed to become a minor meme. Seriously. Like, is her name stated anywhere outside of that scene?

gween tea

science shows that crows are very intelligent and versatile while most animals can only achieve a semblance of what we'd deem uhh...you know, action speech and "thought" via pavlovian conditioning. but you can't remove their intrinsic nature for example, you can throw bread out to squirrels and they'll remember that but that wont stop them from doing weird jerky..squirrel noises like they're cumming on the telephone pole
seriously that shit was weird. i was stoned and a bunch of bird noises then a squirrel was dangling from a telephone pole making erratic squirrel noises it was like watching two cicadas fucking i didnt know what to do lol

btw dont even read any of that nonsense

>>5074669
Okay.

>>5074669
thanks man!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>>5074669
gimme dat

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again