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Hello all!
It is I, jellysquish ⵌⵌ Official (pass user since 2013).

I am a photographer/gimp/artist/videoeditor/musician/dj/entrepreneur

Please feel free to ask me anything in this itt.

Thanks in advance for your replies.

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jack ruselel

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Welcome aboard , s/qa/ds!
Take a look at below listed points.This will optimise quality of your posts.

1.This board Is for Q/A , this board is Not suggestion box, we can't do anything about your board problems .However ,boards discussions are acceptable.

2. Please check the Catalog (try to use search) before post to avoid making a duplicate threads
- your questions may already have been ask.
If your questions are basic - view the archived threads.Probably you will find the answer.

3. Ask your questions in expedient and proper way and always give /qa/lity answers.
Do not answer on similar and duplicate threads ,ignore them.

4. /qa/ is a slow board, you don't need to self bump/ spam on your threads.
There is no worries if your thread is not on the front page (all threads in /qa/ are monitored).

5. Don't answer to shitposting/baits just IGNORE them and continue.
If you willing so much to answer.. -it type" sage " in [Options] to prevent unnecessary bump.
>If nobody goes apeshit, nobody will care and shitposting will simply die.

6. ALL GLOBAL rules are in charge []http://www.4chan.org/rules[] ...read them!
and also all requests go in >>>/r/.

7. Dont spam on threads and cry for attention
-if you want to be special snowflake - there is a lot other palces in 4chan/Internet

8. Respect others opinion and answer to them in appropriate way.
And dont forget :pretending to be newfag - makes you newfag and ironic shitposting is shitposting.

9.Always be chill and have fun.
>implying there is a chance to have fun in 4chan.

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i just wanna go to bed

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>be me
>be bored
>downloaded tinder
>matched with Swaglord
>meet up at his place and banged
>8/8 would bang again this week

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I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.
Don't worry, I didn't forget the last three days, I just couldn't post.

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what is anime doing?

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I WANT TO SHOVE MY GODDAMN FACE BETWEEN HER FUCKING ASS CHEEKS AND INHALE DEEPLY THROUGH MY NOSE

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Hello all!
It is I, Taco Kid ⵌⵌ Official (pass user since 2013).

I am a photographer/gimp/artist/videoeditor/musician/dj/entrepreneur

Please feel free to ask me anything in this itt.

Thanks in advance for your replies.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm alive you fucking blasphemeer you god damn devil worshiper

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Hello pls gib me (You)s ;_;

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[s4s] has gone full circle more times than you could possibly imagine. It is a meta, self-aware, ever-changing, absurdist satire of internet culture. It wraps around inside itself and flutters at the center of all infinity. It vibrates and curls with immense intensity as white-hot light surrounds its own pocket-dimension, sparking the creation entire universes with every ebin funpost that grinds on the rails of [s4s] and elements of existence that we don't even have the intelligence to obtain the vocabulary to describe. The board is something out of a futuristic orwellian police-state where everyone is brainwashed out of their minds, or some sort of endless void of maddening surrealism that gained sentience and forms its own echo-chamber of constantly lampooning itself. It steps outside the box and challenges every rational thought the box ever had. It is unintelligible, as mortals cannot grasp the true form of a God. It has gone beyond memes, beyond comedy, beyond human interaction. 4chan was created for the sole purpose of eventually giving birth to it. It is on a stage ascended far above anything your mind allows you to comprehend.

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!?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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who else would let this dog fuck you?