As cowe consumes its balanced meal of lipids, carbohydrates, and proteins, a vast volume and variety of magnificent chemical reactions are occurring within its body to break down its food into usable energy.
Then the man and the woman, cowe and calfe, and the olde man goe into the water together, and they giue the olde man a white cloth of foure yards long, and a basket crosse bound with diuers things in it: the cloth hee laieth vpon the backe of the cowe, and then he taketh the cowe by the ende of the taile, and saieth certain wordes: and she hath a copper or a brasse pot full of water, and the man doeth hold his hand by the olde mans hand, and the wiues hand by her husbands, and all haue the cowe by the taile and they poure water out of the pot vpon the cowes taile, and it runneth through all their hands, and they lade vp water with their handes, and then the olde man doeth tie him and her together by their clothes. Which done, they goe round about the cowe and calfe, and then they giue some what to the poore which be alwayes there, and to the Bramane or priest they give the cowe and calfe, and afterward goe to diuers of their idoles and offer money, and lie downe flat vpon the ground and kisse it diuers times, and then goe their way. Their chiefe idoles be blacke and euill fauoured, their mouthes monstrous, their eares gilded, and full of iewels, their teeth and eyes of gold, siluer and glasse, some hauingThen the man and the woman, cowe and calfe, and the olde man goe into the water together, and they giue the olde man a white cloth of foure yards long, and a basket crosse bound with diuers things in it: the cloth hee laieth vpon the backe of the cowe, and then he taketh the cowe by the ende of the taile, and saieth certain wordes: and she hath a copper or a brasse pot full of water, and the man doeth hold his hand by the olde mans hand, and the wiues hand by her husbands, and all haue the cowe by the taile and they poure water out of the pot vpon the cowes taile, and it runneth through all their hands, and they lade vp water with their handes, and then the olde man doeth tie him and her together by their clothes.
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>>5556869
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>>5556852
she's raping that poor guy somebody stop her
>>5556852
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>>5556886
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Sailormoon
>>5556851
is this anime good?
rescuing this gem from page 11
>>5556857
why does nobody ever answer me when I ask if this anime is good
Megumin is peeing!
>>5556847
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>>5556847
Urinating is perfectly natural and is nothing to be upset, nor embarassed about.
>>5557683
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>>5557111
nice trips
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but i was really stoned and this dude had his headlights on me for a good min straight and tapped out like a schizoid in the headlights
the spice girl
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>>5556817
this is nice maro
who will get >>5678901 ???
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me
are all memes equally funny??
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>>5556788
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He's a boy, and yet, you couldn't resist the urge to rub your penis against his supple chest.
His irresistible nubile body is giving you homoerotic thoughts. Are you going to resist them~?
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She's a zombie, and yet, you couldn't resist the urge to rub your penis against her supple eyesocket.
Her irresitble rotting corpse is giving you necrophilic thoughts. Are you going to resist them~?
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>>5556748
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