tsundere deer get out of my dreams and into my car
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>5557479
where did the news get this picture of me?
Manhandling is over.
>>5557464
*approaches her slowly*
hi... is there anything I can do for such a beautiful lady?
donald trump
>>5557405
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#Daily reminder keep /pol/ in /po/ is a global rule.
Mozambique (/moʊzæmˈbiːk/ or /mɔː-/), officially the Republic of Mozambique (Portuguese: Moçambique or República de Moçambique, pronounced: [ʁɛˈpuβlikɐ ðɨ musɐ̃ˈbikɨ]) is a country in Southeast Africa bordered by the Indian Ocean to the east, Tanzania to the north, Malawi and Zambia to the northwest, Zimbabwe to the west, and Swaziland and South Africa to the southwest. It is separated from Madagascar by the Mozambique Channel to the east. The capital and largest city is Maputo (known as "Lourenço Marques" before independence).
*WHACK* FUCKING *WHACK* LOSER *WHACK* WEEB *WHACK* IRC-DWELLING *WHACK* GIRLDICK CRAVING *WHACK* HUMAN INTERACTION AVOIDING *WHACK* LOSER!!!
*ejaculates violently*
>>5557411
Gosh anon look at that disgusting scum leak out from that useless digit between your legs. You should be castrated so your genes will never spread, not like they would anyway - you disgusting virgin.
>>5557374
ooo whack me harder baby
ssa
yosho and also cowe
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS A DINOSAUR AND A PIG LOLEEEEEEE BOARD HUMOR GUYS DO YOU GET IT NEWFIG SEE TYHIS BE LIKE . .. .U IMMMMMMMM YOSHO AND COWE?? BUT WE KNOW BETTER :)))))))))))))
wen he invites u over for Netflix and chill and he puts little with academia on
little with academia
>>5557349
Noice
little witch academia
HMMM
>>5557332
this is nice melons
>>5557332
give me the melon!
me lookinh through this subredit
do you think people who engage in regular anal sex get tired of having to clean shit out of their holes lol
like yay i can sit on my bed and smoke weed and put on my favorite sissy hypno and play with my butt like the little hedonist I am bt since i am straight i wonder like hmm dont u just get tired go in there like a soldier. just a lil mud
>>5557445
the homos that don't clean their colons would be into scat
do mtf transsexuals have to constantly clean out their neovaginas? there's no natural lubricant or self cleaning process like a period, it's basically a dry hole just sitting there lol
>>5557475
the lubricant portion is when you throw her on the bed and fuck her hole with your tongue
haha but in all seriousness folks. who knows
america was a mistake
39 days until we win our first 4chan cup
Pardon? You've yet to glance at a bare bosom? Are you NOT a cavalier?! G-Good lord! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd best remedy that, then! Withdraw your glance for a mere moment, aaaaaaand...
BEHOLD! SURPRISE!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have witnessed the expression supplanted on your exterior! C-Compose yourself, anon! Th-Th-They are but lumps of flesh on my chest, remember! Do they truly entertain you to THAT degree?! B-Bare witness to this, then! Observe how they spring up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I wager you want to fondle them as well, correct, Mr. Deviant CelibateBoy Anon?! P-Proceed forward then! Grope these gropin' gropers to your heart's content! Worry not of time! Heck, n-nurse on 'em too! I know you truly desire to~! Just be warry: my teats are exceptionally rigid at the moment! T-The reason escapes my mind...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I speculate that you are eager to witness my genitalia as well! You deviant! W-W-Well, look how far we've come! Wouldn't hurt to push ahead! I'm not wearing b-bloomers anyway!
S-S-S-So, what is thy impression? ...Well, I deduct that the roarin' rection in thy trousers answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You are such a feeble deviant, anon! I-I-I-I wager it's the first one you've laid your eyes on since you slid out of your mother's! G-G-Gaze at the level of moisture! Father, who art in heaven!, it is unbelievably drenched! I-I've yet to ever witness it this moist before! Cast your eyes at your deeds, youdastardly deviant! Th-Thou truly have the knowledge to stimulate a fair maiden! Oh, Father! Crucified Christ! This is your responsibility to bear! A-After all, when it's this drenched, it is far more effortless to wedge something up there! And may I remind you I am seeping like a strainer! You'd best c-c-c-cork me AT ONCE!
Bare bossom madame...
>>5557285
I would never cork a fine lady like you, I respect women. I tip my fedora to you
This truth is....I've never seen a pair of breasts before.
Really? How old are you, again?
>>5557283
I'm 23 to be exact
I mean, not in person. Not in a way that counts.
God I wish that were me...
which one anon-kun? Tell anon-senpai which one you wish you were~
I just want to succ a giantess 2hu dicc... :"(
>>5557336
The giant 2hu mostly... but I also wouldn't mind being alice and hugging a big warm cock.