How does an INTP find a gf?

INFP here

Most girls I've met have been through either tinder or okcupid

File: dgddghj.jpg (70KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 1280x720px

>>39643065
Who cares. The fact that anything exists at all is a paradox.

Be at least an 8/10 and pull in several until one is forward enough to make you notice she's flirting and not just saying weird things because she's a normie.

File: 1502831564810.jpg (93KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 1280x720px

Right here, baby
I'm an ESFP girl and I LOVE INTPS!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>39643093
>be at least an 8/10
Fuck
I think I'd be able to recognize flirting though, but I wouldn't know how to reciprocate.

>>39643098
SeFiTeNi and TiNeSiFe. Good luck matching with totally opposite functions.

>>39643098
Where do you live ESFP-kun?

>>39643098
Do you originally have any contact?

>>39643085
> okcupid

How how HOW do you find people there? I've went through like 800+ questions and the matches I get are horrible. Even then I just don't fucking care about standards at this point, but never get any replies or the replies are single word responses with nothing to work with.

>>39643098
>hyper-emotional trainwreck who will resent me for telling her how ridiculously minor her problems are
No thanks.

>>39643146
Hmmm. How physically attractive are you? What sort of stuff do you put into your profile? Honestly, now that I think about it, Tinder has actually gotten me way more dates than OKC ever has

>>39643098
gib contact pls

Mine found me. Confessed to me and I said why not. We've been together for half a year now.

>>39643353
You must be physically attractive

>>39643181
I don't consider myself anything but average and yet i've been shallow and insecure enough to constantly go to rate threads and shit. Would pull a 7-8 average always. They're circlejerks so have no idea how true or false that is.
As for profile it's kinda extensive and doesn't have usual "message me to find out" shitted out on every single profile point. Mostly just my interests, tastes etc.
I've never tried tinder tho, I guess it's something I should try out. I just always had the impression it's used for one off dates and quick flings/fucks.

>>39643401
>he considers himself average and has been rated 7-8
>I've been rated 5 thrice and once 7
There's no hope

>>39643401
Tinder's actually much better for some reason. It's kinda funny actually, I've made better friendships/relationships on an app designed for fucking than on a website designed to form actual relationships. I think it has to do with the casualness of Tinder; if you both decide that the other looks interesting, then that's it, you can literally do everything from get married to have a 3-sentence conversation.

Just be warned, you'll only match with like 1/100 girls you swipe right on, and then of those matches maybe only 1 in 10 will want to meet up. Don't be disheartened though, there's a lot of people on it and eventually you should meet some cool people.

>>39643432
Ratings are inconsistent, especially on the internet

File: 1504612923114.png (22KB, 525x471px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 525x471px

>>39643065
I don't think it's possible anon

>>39643065
where the fuck is the problem? interact with people, do not be needy and some girl will eventually pop up

>>39643098
Welp, that's one way to guarantee replies.

>>39644464
>interact with people
But they seem to know I'm a sperg intuitively
It's worse with girls

>>39644743
just do your best, you will get better at it over time. that's what I did.
if you are really bad at social interactions just sit there and actively listen. if asked question answer and ask something as well. most of the time people will keep going on with their shit because that's what people like to do (talk about how awesome they are)
once you get comfortable with being out with new people you will start reacting to what ever is going on around without even knowing it.

>>39644852
I think it's more about my general behavior rather than my ability to ask and answer questions. I'm not very good at smalltalk but I can do it, I think the problem lies with what I project if that makes sense.

>>39644879
in a way that you are hunchback sticking his fingers up his nose? unable to look people in eyes etc?

>>39644927
Not to that extent, I just come off as lacking confidence and/or "creepy" I suppose. I'm not sure since it's difficult to assess my own body language and behavior objectively.

>>39644948
just interact more, it will increase your confidence. unless it is batshit crazy do things that come to your mind. comment on interesting stuff around you, sometimes it can start a short chat with a stranger. sometimes it sparks instant connection with a complete stranger, happened to me countless times.
also you can improve your confidence by improving your posture. start lifting unless you already do that. it is an instant confidence boost. helped me shake of most of my shy/insecure/submissive behavior withing 3 months

>>39645023
I'm going to start lifting and talking to people more.
The worst is when I have to talk to girls my age, especially when they're in groups, I don't know how I should act or talk, if I should be serious or try to joke, or whatever. Pretty sure I'm sounding like a literal autist but girls stress me the fuck out.

>>39645082
I tend to meet with girls via mutual friends and hobbies, it is so much easier since you have some common ground you can build on.
approaching random girls or groups of them is kind of suicide even for me. also there is big chance that they are not even worth it since a lot of women these days expect you to entertain them. they put zero effort because of tons of desperate guys who shower them with attention. so my advice is to avoid this type.
generally, speak with people who show some level of involvement. do not waste time on people who do not care, it will lower your social status in their eyes. at the other hand if you walk away from some girl you started to talk with it might actually spark some attraction because women always want what they cannot have...

>>39645163
Sometimes groups of girls approach me at uni to ask me stuff and I go into maximum autism mode.
Thanks for your advice anon.

>>39645179
you are welcome.
also in that case just calm your tits and play it cool. they probably see you as a normal person so bonus points for you. they would not approach some obvious misfit.

Not sure when (if ever) I should actually care about attracting a woman. I'm ENTP, and man I'm just sifting through life. Everyone's ol' chum but nobody's best friend. Every girl's funny friend, nobody's serious prospect. I have no idea what I'm doing. As I said, just sifting through life.

>>39645237
>Every girl's funny friend, nobody's serious prospect.
are you some kind of funny guy? I have friend like that who has exactly the same issue, no one takes him seriously since he is always just fucking around

>>39645266
I think that's the role I've fallen into. I'm always the witty guy with the hilarious jape everyone wants me to spam. If I started acting serious, everyone would think something was wrong. Kinda sucks being the guy everyone wants to be the one to represent them, because being the one with charisma I'm the o b v i o u s choice. Never been into sports or anything, just always been that really f u n n y dude everyone knows.

File: 5454684563234.png (65KB, 250x378px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 250x378px

>intj
>mfw the only reason I don't have a gf is that I cant find a girl I respect enough

being around bitches and whores only makes me mad

How to be comfortable around and with women?

>>39645616
by enjoying their presence

>>39645616
ect ect misc be confident

>>39643065

Very simple: they don't.

>>39643065
You don't. INTP is incompatible with non-INTPs.

Women can't be INTPs.

Crazy how a one letter difference supposedly changes so much about your personality.
ENTPs, eh?

>>39645616
It helps to try and look at them as men with boobs

Girls aren't actually this race of perfect innocent qts, they're just people with insecurities, bad odors, political ideas, etc. like everyone else. It just so happens we want to stick our dicks in them, which confuses a lot of guys.

>>39643065
Find an ESFJ to mother you anon.

>>39643065
We don't. We're fucked from birth, really, and it's best if we don't further corrupt the gene pool and never reproduce.

>>39645875
Why are the INTPs here so self-defeating? I'm an INFP and even I think you're being a pussy, lol

Kinda want a little write up about how all of the 16 get partners, I think it'd be a fun read.

DAILY REMINDER:

MBTI is a GUIDELINE and not at all an indicator of PERSON

You can have an ENTJ who is the NICEST GUY IN THE WORLD and an INFP who is a MASSIVE, HATE-FILLED DICK

Don't let the MBTI DEFINE YOU

>>39645899
>INFP
You have no idea how bad things are

>>39645921
What could an INTP not have over an INFP? We're literally man-babies

>>39645934
You are the closest to INTP suffering, but it's still far from as bad. Fi Ne means you still have a connection with humanity. Ti Ne is the observer, the withdrawn.

>>39645920
I was gonna make a post about this. I don't get why everyone is so fucking obsessed with having their persoality being categorised, so someone can decide whether they like you or not without even having to speak to you.

INFJ-T is that good or bad?

>>39645850
>It helps to try and look at them as men with boobs
But then I would be constantly staring at their boobs.

>>39646005
Depends on what your outlook on life is anon. I'm an INFJ as well; if you're going to embrace defeatism and let your feels rule you you won't have a nice life. However, if you use your feels and Ni to control and manipulate the world around you, you've got your life pretty much set. What test did you take?

>>39645966
Hmmm. I just looked it up and you may be right. So from what I'm looking at, you guys are basically just hyper-analytical wallflowers, right?

I actually remember taking 2 tests and getting ENTP, so while I know it's not Your Life Exactly, Foolproof, I like to think it's cool there's a personality test with quite a bit of effort put into it.

>>39646042
the one at 16personalities.com
so you are telling me that either I will be manipulative bitch or loser? both sounds kind of shitty.

>>39646005
INFJs to me seem to be one of the most powerful types of personality out there. If you harness your intuition and charisma for good, you could make a lot of positive things happen, or you could go the way of old Aldof and turn into a hate-filled machine of death. Honestly, I don't envy you guys, but I respect you greatly.

>>39645801
I could get along with an ENTP, ISTP or INTJ I think. Also INFJs are amazing but they make me feel worthless and inferior.

>>39646092
Your manipulations don't have to be negative anon. Think of them as white lies and benevolent in nature. Make win win situations for both parties, but always make sure to prioritise yourself and put yourself slightly ahead. The alternative is so, so much worse.

Look up the keys2cognition test, it'll type your better than 16Personalities did.

>>39646096
>INFJs
I feel like this is one of the ones the insecure would lie about having. Hate when people look for the one that has the lowest rate of people and pick it to be 'cool.' However, I remember when I showed a quiet kid the 16personalities test and he actually got INFJ. Didn't see that one coming, to be honest.

>>39646135
Most INFJs you find online are mistyped INTPs/INFPs/ISFPs. Real ones are far harder to find and also frequently mistype. It took me a couple of months to figure out I was one. Most won't ever find their true type.

>>39646135
I'm not saying it because they're rare, I'm saying it because I genuinely think they're cool. Plato, Gandhi, Thomas Jefferson; these guys knew their shit, on a level of humanity not often seen in the wider world.

>>39645801
There have to be some INTP girls somewhere that aren't hideous shutins.

>>39646669
There aren't, anon. It's the furthest thing from a female mindset. Lady brains just don't work that way.

there isn't a way
we're all going to be alone

>>39646865
Fuck don't do this to me
I don't want to be lonely anymore. Maybe I can find an INFP and we can more or less understand each other

>>39643098
Retarded attention whore. ESFP and INTP have completely opposite cognitive functions. The relationship will never work

>sister is enfp and a good 7/10
>I'm an ugly intp
my life is a joke

File: image.jpg (160KB, 1080x1349px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 1080x1349px

you dont
you might as well just be asexual at this point becaus you cannot feel anything

File: 1489350478867.jpg (66KB, 437x437px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 437x437px

>>39647909

Yes, nofap. Wasting life force with sad faps only hurts you more. Porn rots your brain. Free yourself from the chains of sexual degeneracy.

Then use your conserved sexual energy, and enjoy your superpowers. Take cold shows, and use breathing techniques. Be an ubermensch.

>>39647909
But I do have feelings, I'm just bad at showing them.

File: aaaaaaa.jpg (6KB, 250x249px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 250x249px

>>39645237
>every girls funny friend
my heart

>>39643065
The thought of me being with a girl is literally inconceivable. There's too many other guys out there that are way more worth spending time with than me, and I'd rather be alone anyway. Lone INTP forever.

File: image.jpg (59KB, 683x1024px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 683x1024px

>>39647990
thats what you want to think but youre wrong

File: image.jpg (106KB, 577x1024px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 577x1024px

>>39648476
have you attempted to try to get a girl? i dont mean just talk but actually tell one that you want at least a chance at a date?

>>39648593
>>39648644
I'll never be with a girl like this, what's the fucking point

File: 1504314735884.jpg (896KB, 1500x1306px) Image search: [Google]

896KB, 1500x1306px

>>39648644
Nah, I talked to like 5 girls for a total of 10 minutes throughout 4 years of high school, I just get along with guys way better to the point where girls dont seem worth the time at this point.

>>39646226
>A person of [type] could potentially reach the level of [famous person of type] if they just learned to harness their talents

Doesn't that apply to literally everyone?

>>39643065
What the fuck is an INTP?

>>39649582

It's one of the 16 Myers-Briggs personality types

File: goodnightroasties.png (966KB, 1424x768px) Image search: [Google]

966KB, 1424x768px

>>39643065
By building her yourself.

>>39643065
I always get INTJ and INTP. I don't have any problems with girls. It's just another game to me? Not sure what your problem is OP, maybe you're looking at it from the wrong angle.

>>39649804
What angle do you look at it from?
Are you attractive?

Intj here.
What always works for me is finding a skill, or belief like politics, and just knowing a lot about it. Or being really good at something (mines guitar)
I have one song i wrote (no lyrics i suck at singing) and i play it for girls, or if they're around at like a party or something. Every girl likes this one simple 4 chord song that was easy to make and play. So that gives them a reason to like something i do, then we just talk about stuff we agree on, and i make guesses on what they think, so i say what i think they believe, then its like that "wow found someone that already agrees with me on xyz!" It's not too hard.
If you strike out you strike out.
Don't get oneitis, its a turn off unless they love the attention, but if that gets boring they'll dump you for someones attention they can't have.
Summarized, get good at something, be smart, talk about stuff they want to hear, go further with it so they see you as smarter than them, then make your moves. Date, hand holding, simple stuff to lead into sex

The fact that you describe and define yourself with a 4 letter acronym is the reason why you don't and never will have a gf.

>>39649852
>get good at something
I'm not good at anything girls find interesting, though.

File: 2sFdMGWQah0.jpg (78KB, 1127x765px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 1127x765px

Okay, so, any of you fucks care to rate\explain this to me?

>>39649967
>explain this to me
You're fucked

File: 21032395_1644564128895672_686809068628440123_n.jpg (32KB, 634x612px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 634x612px

>>39646135
I get INFJ. I'm not sure what one is actually like because I've never met anyone like me, but everyone tells me I'm weird, not in an autistic way, but in a savant way. People are always either very attracted to me or aggressive towards me. I think it's because I can seem very interesting to the curious and very intimidating to the envious. Girls really seems to have a deep down connection with me and just seem to be drawn to me, but not in the sexual way always. Kids and animals like me as well and I'm always that guy in public where a kid will just walk up and start talking to me wanting to show me things and animals always come up to me wanting attention. Sometimes I feel like Jesus, not sure why. Once, I walked outside and there were some deer in my backyard grazing, and the all got spooked, but just stared at me for a few seconds and went back to eating, it was weird. Another thing is I get really into something, but I lose interest in actually pursuing it beyond the drawing board and I play all my video games on the hardest difficulty unless it's some bullshit like an fps where the enemy has a lot of health and you have to shoot them in the head multiple times to kill them. I play grand strategy games and purposely lose just so I can see how long I can survive with all the odds against me, sometimes I still win. I play some grand strategy browser games by Bytro like Supremacy 1914, I can generally predict what players are going to do days ahead as the game is in real time. I like cooking because it reminds me of chemistry and you can eat it.

File: 1498503670697.png (389KB, 1423x1296px) Image search: [Google]

389KB, 1423x1296px

>>39649967
Quick cap explaining everything you need to know

>>39650009
kek, INTJ I meant. I am not an idealist.
>>39649804
^ Dis was me
>>39649823
Girls have told me I have a nice face and piercing blue eyes, one thing I did which I'm sure many of you will laugh at is that I really got into PUA ebooks and online communities. I read them like game manuals and then took out everything that contradicted itself or just seemed like nonsense and things just came together overtime.

>>39650026
Not something I didn't already know. Oh well. Guess I'll kill myself within a few years. I hope.

>>39650113
>Girls have told me I have a nice face and piercing blue eyes
Don't kid yourself, that's the only reason why you have any success

File: 1028377384.png (415KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]

415KB, 960x720px

>>39645801
>>39646865
But I'm a vagina INTP. When I took that gender test though I always get something like androgynous and more male than female, that might explain it a bit. Why do I exist? What's my purpose?

>>39650247
>I'm a vagina INTP
pls be in europe

>>39650026
>Smile and nod till it's all over INTPs, never change
>Not that you could

Ouch.

>>39650026
Wow, that's me as well. Just more detailed.

>>39649689
This is the truest INTP solution to the problem.

>>39650247
Your purpose is discover your purpose. And that purpose is to be my gf.

>>39650274
>>39650382
Are you really that fucking desperate?

>>39650134
meh, it's more than that. This is a learned behavior at this point. I generally go after girls, not wait for them to talk to me. I actually have a very high success rate considering I've only wanted to be with a few girls and the only ones I still talk to that I haven't slept with are ldr type friendships. Pretty sure if I wanted to travel 2000 miles to get some pussy, I'd get it. This one girl I talk to in Colorado, I might marry though.

>>39650446

First time on /r9k/ I take it.

>>39650469
Why even bother trying to get a gf? I've stopped trying long ago.

>>39650450
Never, ever marry anon. It'll destroy everything you've ever built up and held dear.

File: 1425584380392.jpg (44KB, 303x450px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 303x450px

>>39650446
Yes.

Did you expect anything different?

>>39649689
Building a robot gf is hard. Just make an imaginary gf.

File: thinking anime face.jpg (65KB, 628x708px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 628x708px

>>39643065
Maybe if I do nothing, a girl will ask me out?

>>39650799

It's fun to dream, isn't it?

File: 11355074.jpg (23KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 480x480px

r8 my settis
> be an INFP
> fall in love to ENTJ, she became my oneitis unironically
> her words really matters for me
> I even found a job in my speciality while studying in uni
> I changed myself greatly after our acquaintance, but still not enough
> We joking about our *relationships* like "the slave and the mistress"
> I really care about her life due to her sucidal thoughts and bad moments in her life
> She is my only friend

> tfw "love" doesn't die out even after four years
> tfw she doesn't love me, we're still only good friends

> I got a depression so I can not talk about anything except complaints about my life
> It only annoys her off and I decided to not talk with her until I find a cure

>>39650799
>/r9k/ - the post
No, she won't anon.

>>39650799
limit yourself to talking to 50% of the population, thats what I do and it's pretty nice.
help me

File: Untitled.png (61KB, 775x165px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 775x165px

How does an ENTP find a logical reason to find a gf?

>>39650026
Absolutely everything he said is exactly as id describe it myself, except maybe the dreams part.

>>39650938
forget about her, no woman ever will love you because you are taking care of her

>>39651127
I'm sorry, I can not. These feels are part of myself now.

>>39645388
I'm also INTJ I actually don't believe in MBTI and I had same shit. I know some decent girls but too insecure to start breaking the ice.

>>39651284
I know that feel but you can get over it, just cut all ties to her.

File: 1469139496502.jpg (60KB, 900x519px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 900x519px

INTP here, crazy girl almost literaly drags me into relationship at the age of 12 im 21 now and it just ended 2 months ago , im now ok but nothing has ever fucked my head like that, i dont regret of hate her she is why im not like you manlets but dont be suprised if you do manage to wrangle a woman if it dosent work out. And sitting not 3 meters away from the current crush , droping hints doesnt work

>>39643087
le u must be fun at parties ex dee

>>39643065
By not doing >>39650640

t. INTP male

>>39643065
>be INTP me
>get a date with the smartest girl I know
>decide to play videogames until 4:00 in the morning cause I'm stupid
>oh shit I'll oversleep
>I'll better not sleep at all
>stayed awake until 1 hour before the date and then fell asleep
That happened yesterday and now I hate myself. Getting a date is possible if you're not too autistic, anon. Keep trying. And don't fuck it up.

>>39653123
>if you're not too autistic
and attractive*

>>39653146
Lol, no. I've seen incredibly ugly people or average people get with hot chicks. Change that shitty attitude.

>>39653233
Must be nice to be that ignorant.

I had girls interested in me but I never did anything back so they fucked off
Now they don't even talk to me
Maybe I got ugly

>>39643065
>tfw INFP male

LIFE IS SUFFERING, GOD MADE ME AS A CRUEL EXPERIMENT TO SEE JUST HOW FAR HE COULD TAKE HUMAN EMOTIONAL TORTURE BEFORE I KILL MYSELF

>>39653603
Daily reminder. If you quit you let that faggot god win.

File: clench.jpg (78KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 1280x720px

>>39653674
huh you know that made me feel better than anything anyone's ever said to me about this

>FUCK YOU, GOD

>>39653146
I'm not attractive at all.

>>39647549
That girl is cute, not retarded.

>>39653757
I'm an INTP so prolly the intp-infp sync. Live to spite the world faggot.

File: 879661f2-f851-4b6c-8eef-0c993cbee432.jpg (73KB, 400x225px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 400x225px

>>39647549
Who are you to call me a retarded attention whore????
PS. What are functions?

>>39654770
It's been 12 hours, anon. You're not that original person.

>>39650026
That is harrowingly accurate, particularly the part about maladaptive daydreaming.

I wonder why we do that. Is it because we are so very poor at / disinclined to pushing our will onto the outer world that we dream of being able to do so?

>>39654801
Yes i am lol
esfps rock

>>39654879
What's going on with your life, anon. Did you need 6 hours to think up a reply to that other guy?

It's not healthy.

>>39654848
Asking why we have cancer is pointless
trying to cure it is the only productive behavior.

>>39654979
Oh no i just got home from work is all, didn't see his reply until now

>>39654991
>not wanting to know the reason for something
What's wrong with you?

>>39643098
My mother was an ESFP and we clashed on literally everything growing up and the only reason we tolerate each other now is because I grew out of my rebellious phase and now we just compromise on most things, also she asks way less of me than she would like to.

>>39655174
I'm done. Whats the point of just cataloging? You're basically a cuck, an analyst, collecting information and waiting for others to act upon it. I'm tired of being that. You'll never be a 100% sure about anything. Better to die once than die a 1000 deaths daily nigguh.

>>39654991
To know why is to know the origins, to know the source. Then you can defeat the cancer before it begins.

>>39655248
How long will you take before you deliver? At what point does wasting time become as harmful as abrupt reaction? "You gotta assemble your life ACTION by ACTION" -Mark Aurelius

File: 1452089715274.jpg (278KB, 600x887px) Image search: [Google]

278KB, 600x887px

>>39655148
Anon, you can't fool me. We need to talk about this. It's becoming a serious problem.

>>39650026
Pretty poor spelling and grammar, that.

File: 1503453566203.png (11KB, 321x339px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 321x339px

>tfw this thread doesn't have a single coherent answer to OP's question
I guess it's the one question an INTP can never answer

File: 1493124304116353386.jpg (87KB, 791x1080px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 791x1080px

>>39651915
I can't. She got my soul. Better I will spend my life alone than betray my feelings.

>>39655579
What's the problem with the simple answer: "You fucking don't."?

It's just because that's not the answer you want, isn't it.

>>39655661
Well, it depends on how flexible you want to be with the word "girlfriend"

>>39655661
It's such a defeatist attitude and if you go through life thinking like that, that's what you're gonna get. I've seen many people who I'd consider boring, ugly and weird get into relationships so what's so damn different about us?
The way the modern dating scene works surely stacks the odds against us but a couple of simple tips and tricks that would normally go over our head is more productive than finding comfort in the idea that it's not possible so you shouldn't worry about it.

>>39655767
Here's a tip. Try not being so self absorbed.

>>39655760
Oh, well if you want to go like that then sure you can buy a girlfriend. There are lots for sale that you can ship in from eastern europe, for a start.
You might be able to land girlfriends (male) who are just barely INTP and desperate and mentally ill as fuck.
And then there's always the girlfriend who doesn't know she's your girlfriend.

>>39655796
>anyone who hasn't given up is self absorbed.

>>39655936
Nice strawman. But the fact that you needed to use one to deflect says a lot about you. Enjoy your self inflicted Life.

>>39655827
Or the girlfriend who most other people wouldn't consider "real".

>>39656070
She's probably the best gf for an INTP. Also, the fewer dimensions she has, the better.

>>39655966
I'm not sure how else I could interpret that in the context of what we're talking about.
Our entire conversation went like this
>no coherent answers to OP's question
>because it's not possible and you can't accept that
>that's an unhealthy mindset and I disagree, here's why I feel that way.
>stop being so self absorbed
Explain to me what I missed, you're being quite vague here and not really adding anything interesting to the discussion.

>>39656197
Not that guy but you're self-absorbed because you think your disagreeing overwhelms the truth. You seem to think that because you disagree with reality, it's suddenly not reality.

>>39656246
>the truth
What you're referring to as the truth is actually just a conclusion people have come to based on personal experiences, sure a lot of people in this thread have come to the same conclusion but that doesn't mean that it can be referred to as the "truth".
It being impossible for somebody to get a gf just because they got a certain personality type from some online tests is not reality, they just haven't been in the right circumstances with the right attitude.
If your only argument against this is "you're self absorbed because you don't agree with the consensus" maybe you're the one who's disagreeing with reality.

>>39650754
Sex dolls that you can build are available though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K-PwtioGYk

>>39643065
INTP here, I dated a girl that I met on tinder for one year, then she got tired of my INTPness(read: autism) and left.
Still miss her

>>39643065
You become interesting enough that a INTP girl decides to pick you up
I'm going to marry her if possible because it's painfully obvious I'll die alone if I let her go
And you can't have her, fuck off

File: chromia.png (518KB, 800x992px) Image search: [Google]

518KB, 800x992px

>>39643065
Find an INTJ. He'll tell you which of your thoughts are retarded and useless and which of them actually contribute to society.

>>39658435
That's precisely why you shouldn't get an INTJ. You can't love someone who only criticizes you. Besides, they're all you are except they want to get shit done, so it's like looking at a mirror at 2am with shitty light.

>>39643065
You just need to find someone with similar thought processes and some similar interests, who you can get along with and feel comfortable with. The problem is just that people who think how we do are very rare and statistically unusual, and finding one of the opposite sex is far harder because most people don't interact with them enough to notice anyone similar.

I'm ENTP and find INTP guys cute but I can't think of much reason to date or want relationships and mostly prefer being alone.

INTJ here. I just want someone who is cute and isn't painful to hear talking.

File: 1322016688814.jpg (48KB, 496x281px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 496x281px

>>39659723
>isn't painful to hear talking
>INTP

>>39659773
Not them but I love listening to INTPs talk about things. It's so relaxing.

>>39643085
Well maybe you're not ugly or you don't have a small dick

>>39659793
desu that's what my gf says but I can't help but think the other person is getting really tired of listening to me whenever I go on an explanation rampage

File: Siiiip.gif (553KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

553KB, 200x200px

>Intp
>Girlfriend

If you're not schizoid you are not a real INTP. Love means nothing to me

>Make friends
>Friend gets girlfriend
>You now have more girlfriends
Simple, follow those steps lol

>>39659821
She probably isn't saying it just to be nice, if you get tired of hearing someone talk about something, it's not hard to politely make it clear. Just try to remember if she didn't like listening she wouldn't tell you she does so much.

It's so cute how INTP are always kind of a little insecure at heart.

>>39643065
>INFP
>get to know lots of girls due to work
>appear as serious and possibly even hard to approach
>just want someone to snuggle up in bed
>will forever remain alone

an advice to all my intp brothers here: you need to find an ESFJ. read about socionics, it only makes sense. What's impossible for us to do? routine shit, taking care of ourselves etc. What's the best thing that an ESFJ does? right, the same stupid shit over and over again. They also love to talk about art, films, music and other retarded shit that we like, they are just not as smart as us. Don't bother with other types, they won't understand you and eventually you'll get bored or annoyed with them. They just use different functions. People that value Se will always want to do something and we don't like that. People who use Fi and Te are simply dumb and will bore us. Also' I wouldn't pay much attention to a gf. There's always the risk that you get her pregnant and then your easy life is other for the next 18 years. We always complain about tfw no gf but if you're honest with yourself, sitting alone in a comfy bad with sonething to read isn't too bad. (sry for my english. I'm from germany and too bored to read what I wrote again)

>>39660177
my advice for finding an ESFJ would be: Go to a knitting or dancing course or other repetitive retarded thing with lots of people involved. ESFJ are very talkative and easy to spot. You will find a way if you really want a gf. Or just continue masturbating to high quality porn and hentai. Only a couple more decades till we die, do whatever you want

File: C5zwN_IXMAE4xMe.jpg-large.jpg (76KB, 640x633px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 640x633px

>tfw very close cross between INTP and INFP
>union of the benefits
>intersect of the disadvantages
Feels somewhat good. Inability to get GF is part of the intersect, but I'm still trying. It sucks to think in this cyclical manner, though:
>want gf
>pick girl
>about to pull the trigger
>think devastating thoughts of how if she rejects me, the process of rejection will also make her feel bad
>either ignore this thought, pull the trigger, and fail, or (most of the time) don't do anything at all
>lose desire to get gf because i don't deserve one
>see people with gfs
>feel the want to get a gf, if only to find someone who i can confide in
>want gf

File: 1435114178312.png (496KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]

496KB, 633x758px

>An "INTJ"
>People think I'm some sort of socially inept autist
>Don't even know what it's like to meet people
>College degree is a massive sausage fest

I might honestly die alone. My career bears no fruit in terms of meeting women and I don't have any friends.

>>39650026

Oh son of a bitch that hits too close.

>>39643065
I am ESTP, every girl who has ever tried to get close to me has become disgusted for me being 'inconsiderate to others' or some shit. Help.

How do I be nice.

>>39655308
What action do you take in this case? Deliver now.

>ISFP (-A)
>Dense and surprisingly slow
>Uses natural weirdness to successfully get mostly xSxJ people to laugh
>"Haha Anon is so funny!"
>"Dude, Anon has no fucking chill!"

>Want to say things that I deem important to others
>Points and topics I make are disregarded and thrown to the side, in favor of gossip and insulting other people
>No real friends other than ESFP and ESTP buds to smoke pot with

Why are Guardians so shitty?

>>39643125
the fuck is that?

orinoco

File: wew.png (88KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 500x500px

how do black INTJ get cute /lit/ gfs

>>39643065
How does an INTP find a bf?

>>39660177
>>39660414
making me nauseous

>>39660177
I literally can't think of others as people if they're not NT. I try to, believe me, but to me they're NPCs.

I don't know. How does an ISTP guy find a gf?