/britfeel/

Where do I find a pale gf, lads?

The fuck did britfeel get archived for

>>39635577
I've spent a fair bit of bob on random Steam lads on 4chan over the years. I just like to avoid SFT cunts who beg nonstop in random threads.

>>39635637
Mods envious of how comfy we were

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>>39635637
Second time that's happened recently.The thread was at 350 posts and active it's fucking weird
Probably some butthurt yank mod

Britfeel will never die

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Just woke up, dreamed that I stabbed my neighbour, don't have any problems with them irl kek, but they had a problem in the dream, I tryed saying thanks for pointing something out and he went hostile so broke a beer bottle kek and fucked him up

>>39635637
Because the mods are american cunts that'd rather start a race war.

Who else hates living in this country, I don't wanna feel the britfeel anymore

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>>39635677
>Just woke up
You missed some good stuff lad

I feel the mods can take away the thread surely they have the power to do something menial like give a gf

>>39635606
looking at some vids after that anon posted some sophie turner looking grime wanna
be princess. check out this faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwY0M37BqdY
sorry to do it lads but it's laughable and you can stop it after a couple seconds

>>39635641
I don't think asking a few times equates to begging desu. I want Nier and I thought I'd see if any kind anons felt like being kind today. I've been a kind anon in the past myself, it's not a rare occurrence for kind anons to exist here too. Especially when it's a good game and it's on sale.

>>39635693
The mods taketh, but they do not giveth

>>39635728
You've been here begging for The Division DLC pass and Subnautica before. You also partake in SFT's and you're renowned for being a cunt in them.

>>39635738
/hr/ mods > /r9k/ mods

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Been watching the video for Carly Rae Jepsen's Run Away With Me for the past half hour. Think I need either a gf or death.

>>39635750
There hasn't been an SFT thread in months so I don't know what you're talking about there, I've never been anything but nice in those threads. As a matter of fact I've gifted games to people in sft and made a few great friends from those threads.

>>39635750
I remember the last person asking for a game was saying how they've done it for others as well and hoped somebody would return the favour.
seems a bit fishy to me. i'm oot

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>>39635728
if you have been kind to others (which you ain't) you wouldn't ask/expected things back, if you can't get that you have bigger problems than not getting a game anon

>>39635698
What on earth is this channel? Teenagers turning their petty drama into pathetic attempts at grime and getting millions of views

/britfeel/ rap channel on youtube when?

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>>39635777
Someone needs to photoshop EbinsPhimosis and Shipanon onto this picture

>>39635777
kill jester
also checked

>>39635835
I challenge ebin to a three verse rap battle for tilde

>>39635698
Recording a grime style music video about how someone has nits in a sainsburys car park

the fucking state of this country lads.

>>39635835
Nah we'd just get all the normies laughing at us

I seem to recall someone here posting about they were an aspiring rapper and actually posted a video but I might have made that up

>>39635806
only found it this evening but won't be vesting any time into it, well maybe to top up the wank bank
>dirty sophie riding on me, millie b is slurping my seed
could be a rapper eh

>>39635783
Yeah but when there were ones on /r9k/ you were in them fagposting and trying to act all cutesy and forming your little clique. You're a cunt, shag.

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>>39635637
>ITV filed a complaint against the thread for abusing the live roulette

>>39635889
well the fuckers ain't getting their monies back. suckas

Would you take a painless death if you knew it would ruin anyone close to you?

the state of the lads in here arguing over a steam game

>>39635884
>being this triggered over people posting anime pictures and being cringey little faggots

At least it made them happy, otherwise they'd all be bitter little arsehole's like you who try and bring everyone down for doing their own thing.

I hope some anon does get that lad Nier, just to spite you.

>>39635928
Nah. Bit of a dick move desu.

>>39635928
if I could stand next to a paki when I died then yes, yes I would

>>39635965
Hello Homudoka.

>>39635928
Nah I don't mind suffering for people who love me.

>>39635698
What's Afghan Dan up to? He was the only decent BGMedia MC.

>>39635965
Why are you defending a literal begger trying to manipulate people to give him free stuff? Lad's a cunt, no other way to put it

>>39636004
He went off to fight with ISIS lad unfortunately lad. BGMedia was never the same after that

Would anyone gift me a dad? I lost mine to an aneurysm. Please?

>>39636030
I lost mine to a stroke when I was 14. mum got another fella years later but it's not the same is it

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>>39635988
Not me mate, just tired of seeing bitter cunts like you all the time.

>>39636010
Sounds like he was just begging to me. You can ignore him instead of being a cunt back.

>>39636069
Its not the same, it never will be. Im sorry to hear that Anon, I hope youre okay.

Give me a gf Mohammad or i'll cri

>>39636029
I liked ISIS lads earlier work but his latest stuff is a bit whack

>>39636030
Fuck lad I'm so sorry to hear that. I lost my mum 3 years ago to pneumonia and it still feels like it just happened. If you need anyone to vent to or talk to to help you through this, just say the word.

>>39636079
Nah people like that deserve all the shit they can get. If we don't make a stand then some poor gullible anon will fall for his tricks and he will continue being a cunt

>>39636079
Sounds to me like you're bitter that I'm careful who I spend my money on.

>>39636030
Aye lad, post steam

>>39636083
honestly, it killed me inside,seemed to lose all purpose and drive, now I just plod along either high or drunk waiting for death to come for me

Can't believe the last thread got archived. That genuinely pissed me off.

All's good now though. I took out my frustration on the wife.

>>39636165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULHX6Nsj8CQ

>going to Uni in 3 days
>still haven't been in contact with my flatmates

I bet all 5 of them are in a group chat already

feelsbadman

>>39636189
GET FACEBOOK THEN

>>39636189
was in your position last year, it means nothing, you'll fit in fine, they don't know each other. just leave your door open when you get there, doorstop it, and you'll make friends and have a good year. its all in that doorstop

>>39636201
That just sounds like a terrible idea. I'll have a blank Facebook account with 0 friends.

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just had a wank with about 4 tabs open

only lasted about 2 mins, fuck my shit up lads

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Laughing at this roastie that can't seem to even get 5 tokens, she's been looking pissed for the last 40 mins
chaturbate amyray/
>>39636248
Nice, link tabs?

>>39636256
Sophie's head is getting massive

>>39636256
gotten rid of them now, but the pornstar was Lindsey Love

>>39636248
>not cumming as soon as you even look at a pair of tits

Never going to make it lad. Too much of a normie to be here.

>>39636300
i skip the tits and get straight to the action

>>39636238
You can hide your friends list on Facebook.

>>39636300
>not cumming to imagining seeing a pair of tits

>>39636248
>>39636300
I cum after about 10 seconds of spanking it. It's always been this way. ;_;

>big scary spider in same room as me
>be a big boy and hoover it up without making lots of fuss
i am proud

>>39636383
Murderer. What's a spider ever done to you? Scared you? You're just a coward.

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>>39636256
Not him but here are my current tabs. Getting ready for a big fap followed by a big sleep

Goodnight lads

>>39636478
So you're a BBC cuck.

my cat is comfortably sleeping on the washing machine, while its still running, bear in mind shes about the size of a micropig. gave me a giggle desu

How are you preparing for Mummy May's porn ban, lads?

>>39636383
leave the spiderdudes alone, they're solid bros, hardly cause any trouble

>>39636500
Where'd you get that from lad? You seem to be imagining black cocks where they don't exist

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I want to fuck Sophie Turner's wet pasty feet and ass, lads.

>>39636529i
torrenting all the stuff I can get my hands on, especially JAV

>>39636563
You will stay the fuck away from my waifu

>>39636553
To be fair, if it's a Gianna Michaels video, it's a 90% chance it's interracial.

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>>39636563
>choosing her worst features
>not wanting to blow your load all over her face

>>39636529
is that like the drugs ban.
off for a spliff, will check for a reply when I get back

https://twitter.com/leahcharlesking?lang=en

Should I send her a pic of my phimosis?

>>39636581
Up for a menage a trois, lad?

>>39636189
what uni r you going to lad?

>>39636617
Post yfw Ee-bin gets arrested for sexual harassment.

>>39636603
>not showing the lil 5 inch cannon that spewed forth those gloopy globules of sperm

>>39636617
Go for it lad
>Think big, dream big, believe big
>here's my big phimosis willy haha

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Just imagining that chocolate goddess pulling down my pants behind the roulette table and helping me with my phimosis

>>39636655
>forgetting the forensic analysis that was done proving I have a 6 incher
Post willy or stay quiet Sophie Poster

>>39636680
>shipanon has infected ebin with his jungle fever

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I want to knock up Jess Glynne, lads.

>>39636686
not him, but thought it was a 5er, my mistake lad don't get your knickers in a twist it's only an inch

I'd go all in on black if you know what i'm saying

>>39636680
>>39636694
only a negress queen like that could cure Ebin's homosexuality

>>39636680
>Oi oi lad, you was packin' a pretty big fireman. Let's see if i can't pull the little bugger's hoodie down.

https://kinokoshop.booth.pm/items/587170
Oh shit, boys! Looks like body pillows have taken it to the next level...

>>39636723
it's only 2/1 odds might as well spread that bet

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real eternal several year neet futureless failure hours yet?

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>>39636821
I'd spread it all over black that's for certain

>>39636694

It has really put smile on my face

>>39636854
Feels like it. All the normies are out having fun and sex. What's keeping you lads awake? Anyone else drinking?

>>39636871
I hope Scarborough has enough jungle queens to satisfy both mine and ebins lust

>>39636893
Existential dread and hentai.

Watching Death Note for the first time, lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTGlrcReWrk

Ebin and shipanon's friendship is the comfiest arc in a long time. I even mentioned it to my therapist.

>>39636854
mid twenties?
i didn't start a full time job till i was nearly 30. moved out when i was 35.
don't give up yet. unless you plan on staying at home and never working, but then you wouldn't be a failure as you're plan's on track.

>>39636933
bit late to the part arnt ya lad, only messin. what do you think of it? i have not seen it for about 5-6 years.

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Can't wait to dive head first into that chocolate crotch, better yet you can't tell if its shaved or not with the black hair blending into the crotch so you neither get a welcome surprise of a mouthful of Negress hairs or straight to the pleasure zone.

Not to mention if you're fucking them in the dark, you just see their luscious pink pussy lips and nipples floating in the air

>>39636957
Enjoying it so far, lad. Bit edgy but still interesting.

>inb4 Ebin accumulates crazy high gambling debts

>>39636893
drinking and getting stoned. i only thought it was around midnight n all. just seen time now.
might treat myself to a wank. been a goodish day today why not celebrate eh.

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I've swallowed the blackpill lads, but not the one I was expecting

How many hours of sleep can you get by on, lads?

>>39636978
>Not to mention if you're fucking them in the dark, you just see their luscious pink pussy lips and nipples floating in the air
pls ebin no

>>39636997
inb4 shippy comes to thread saying ebin tried to kiss him, is probably the safer bet

Had a dream I was stuck in Japan with my old friend from school. I hate that guy so much.

>>39637036
>He gets groped against his vauxhall astra in mcdonalds car park at 3am

>>39637010
I can sleep for five hours, twelve hours or anything between and still feel like shit and still have bags under my eyes. Don't think my body works right.

>>39637010
as a 1 off probably 2 hrs but i couldn't do it for more than a couple of days

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How long are we going to have to put up with Ebin writing shitty erotica about black girls?

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mum thinks 3am is the wrong time to scrub pot noodle stains out of the carpet

what does she know

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>>39636984
yeah, it is a bit edgy from what i remember. light is an edge master tbqh. The creator was originally going to make L older, which would have worked better. you should check out monster if you like death note, it is like a less edgy version of death note. the villian in monster is a lot smarter than light and more interesting, pic related.

>>39637036

Neither or us would enjoy that, we both crave delicious chocolate lips on ours

>>39637007
you're gonna make tilde jealous or force her to get a race change

>>39637087
when were the stains created. if they've been there weeks she does have a point

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I don't know about you faggots, but I'm going to bed.

>>39637087
Well stop spilling your pot noodle everywhere

And stop eating it at 3 in the morning

>>39637108
didn't tilde say the brother was calling them david dickenson? maybe he's trying to black up

>>39637068
Just wait till the Scarborough September Jungle tapes are released

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Lucky point ippai de please

>>39637121
after a wank i will.in fact fuck it
odds wank
evens bedtime

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>Added some guys on steam who play dota and are going to the same Uni as me
>One of them asks if I want to play, I say I can't till Monday
>Monday comes and goes and I stay offline
>I'm now permanently offline because I'm too scared
Jesus I'm even more autistic than I thought

Gonna be hngover toorrow I can feel it

fuckhelp

>>39637051
You had a dream? Have you just woken up?

>>39637139
I hope ebin gets to experience the ecstacy of penetrating a black woman's heavenly tunnel

>>39637171
Start drinking water now. It'll help a bit.

>>39637163
Wank it is ladderino

>>39637171
that's the attitude anon, fuckhelp indeed. we can do this ourselves

>>39637172
Woke up about 4 hours ago but only thinking about it now. Just checked he hasnt updated fb in 2 years. Maybe he's dead

>>39637170
Whats your MMR lad?

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>>39637189
I am, but i really need a piss so it's not helping
>>39637201
Laughed so hard i nearly pissed myself

Right going for a piss now, godspeed anons

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>>39637120

i live on pot noodles but i drink them rather than use the fork so i often spill the liquid on the floor

theres a collection of stains and i'm doing the monthly pot noodle carpet stain scrub, they never go away completely but it helps

i always traditionally have done it at night because i dont like being annoyed but my whole fucking family seems to stay up all night now for different reasons, my brother is in his room right now making an apeshit racket on xbox live talking to his stupid friend in africa but my mother wants me to be quiet of all people

I'm off to bed now, unfortunately alone rather than in the company of an ebony lover

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>>39637121
Goodnight fag

>>39637163
Just finished mine lad, about to crash. Happy fapping

I'm 6'6", Sophie Turner is too small for me.

Sorry Sophie, but you're just not my type.

>>39637214
4k but I don't really play solo ranked
I have one friend from secondary school who I party with exclusively, we have like 4000 games together

Whats it like sticking your white oil dipstick in that beautiful black oil?

honestly think i am slowly turning mad, lads. I have been starting to punch myself until i bleed because i enjoy the thrill of it.

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is Sophie Lad here? I've got a massive bomb to drop on him

thunderpants

>>39637196
did a roll at the end of august to see how september would turn out. a 1/3 of the way in and even if everything went tits up it's still been best month of year
>roll for stupendously splendid september
>do volunteer day at work turns into a day demolishing a toilet block.best work day ever
>start pressup challenge and doing good
>last night got 3 lots of 44 dubs in same thread showing look around you vids
>today seen a rainbow near my house. was like 40-60ft away actually saw the bottom of a rainbow
>doubled my money on roulette tonight
i don't mean to brag and at some point trust me things will take a turn for worse

I tore my rotator cuff and unironically think this is going to be what pushes me over the edge to finally kill myself

>>39637497
>try to hang self
>shoulder hurts too much to put up noose

>>39637497
cant you just wait for it to heal? injuring yourself is fucking horrible when you're massively into fitness. i have injured myself three times this year and it has depressed me so much.

>>39637247
if they're all up making noise then fuck it, scrub away lad.

>>39637364

Rough that mate

If i could, i would remain on benefits for the rest of my life. any potential jobs i could work has more than enough probable employees. i dont care about becoming wealthy.

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>>39637405
Hit me lad
>>39637290
K more of her for me

Is it reasonable to reject a mediocre life if you've been denied a great one?

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>>39637911
Actually it's not great, I think you know already

but young boy George is a dead ringer for your waifu

>>39637936
Fucks sake ebin, is that it?
Reeeeeee

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Is he, dare I say it cuter than Sophie?

>>39637960
>>39637936
>started off as a qt trap
>turned into a fat pervy faggot
is this the destiny for all gays?

>>39637960
Does he pass better than your girlfriend, in your honest opinion?

>>39636619
Not if I menage to steal her first
>>39636603
TWO INCHES SMALLER
>>39637912
Probably, but if this is Cambridge anon I will commit a genocide upon your bloodline

>>39638068
>Cambridge anon
I dont even have A-Levels, dont worry.

>>39638082
>dont worry
I didn't doubt you for a second

>>39638097
>he backhanded me
your dad is a fucking nigger

>>39638097
>and he backhanded me and told me to shut the fuck up
Consider obtaining a new father

>>39635637
The mods on /adv/ suck as well. They always archive decent threads on adv and let blatant troll threads and /pol/ threads slip by.

I think the mods don't want us to become fully realised human beings that can contribute to society.

>good movies only you have seen
I'll start

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1427298/

>>39638226
I'll end tank you

>>39638248
K good chat thanks lads

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>BTFOing chad
QUEEN

>>39638561

i would have loved to have seen chads face as he read that

>>39638561
>>39638576
She's clearly negging him.

>>39638576
SEETHING
>>39638587
She's only into manlets, sorry Andrew

>>39638608
>She's only into manlets
Wh-what?

>>39638670
>most beautiful girl in the world
>choice of every chad on earth, each and every one begs to nibble on her toenail clippings
>decides to date a 5'7.5 washed up mexican manlet
Based Sophie

>>39638709
So you're being cucked by a Mexican manlet?

>>39638724
not the anon you replied to, but at least it makes a change from being cucked by chadders

>>39638561
the chad guy had a good point until he ruined it by saying depressed people should think like him.

>>39638724
It doesn't feel quite so bad when I'm one of these things myself

>>39638709
you do realise that she probably likes the manlet guy because of his personality? he is still a chad anyway, just a small one.

>>39638767
>>39638749
>state of chad trying to redeem himself
It's over, beta males won the Sophie wars

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>>39638767
>likkle chad

>>39638724
>cucked
that word has lost all meaning.

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>>39638790
you're chattin lad. her fellas is like an 8. he is a manlet but girls will look past that when the guy is basically a model

>>39638840
I am, he's rich and famous and nice and /fit/ and attractive

Poll time, lads.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13899227

>less than 5't
GRILLS IN /britfeel/

>>39639121
I suspect shenanigans.

>>39639121
it has 3 votes.


someone is playing tricks on us or we have some birds in the thread. bagsy first pick of the pussy

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Catto on lappo

>>39638561
He has a point imo tbfqh, there are a lot of people who are down because they are lazy. Unfortunately most of the time you get out of life what you put in, and lots of people are lazy these days, me included, and I guess most on here too

>real nigga hours
>no one up

>>39639726
Ayyyy wassup G.

>>39639848
h-hello my nigga. How are you?

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Time to get ready for work! The joys of working sunday

Guys im high for the first time im 23, almost 24.

This is so weird, it alternates between pleasantness and a forebodiung feelings. Songs feel muvh longer and i just halkucianted my fie d lyi g near by.

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>>39640494
Nice lad. What you taken?

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>Thought I'd finally trained my housemate to be quiet at night
>Last night the TV was quiet but I could hear him giggling all night

reeeee, it's like he doesn't get how to be quiet

>>39641099
Stop being such a killjoy it's the weekend the lad is allowed to have a giggled

>>39641118
I have work today at 8 and got a poor nights sleep.

>>39641099
Why should he have to be quiet in his own home?

Lads what time is morning mass? Asking for a friend

>>39641289
It's my home tho

>>39641324
But it's his home tho.

>>39641351
Not really it's my name on everything. And besides owning a home doesn't allow you to be as loud as you feel like.

>>39641370
So he's not your housemate, he's a lodger living in a house you own?

>>39641385
psure lodger and housemate are the same thing 2bh

>>39641420
Housemate is someone you live with equally - eg. you're renting rooms in the same place or you co-own it. You both have equal right to set rules and agree how you will live.

Lodger is a paying guest, they agree to follow your rules because they're living under your roof.

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Plenty of dropouts ITT (and future dropouts). Decent piece has gone up on the BBC website for your perusal:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-41174799
http://archive.is/fp8Cq

>>39641436
Don't really want to set "rules" just thought people would understand the need to be quiet after 10pm

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wakey wakey hands off snakey kids.
Who is going for a run on this beautiful Sunday morning?

>>39641465
Point is, if it's your house and he just lives there then you can tell him you expect quiet after 10pm

If it's both your homes equally then either talk to him and ask him to agree or suck it up

>>39641506
It would seem that he's a subletter not a lodger

Just wanted to emo twinks getting railed.
>Tfw at least it's not traps.
I'm not gay right lads?

Also cross dresser better than trannies.

'aight lads; 31 year old living with 9 fucking slavs back again.......

GOD BLESS BREXIT LADS, GOD BESS BREXIT. THESE CUNTS ARE GOING THE FUCK HOME. THEY ARE NOT WELCOME IN OUR GLORIOUS BEAUTIFUL GREEN LAND OF BRITAIN - THESE ALIEN SHIT STAINS ARE HOME-THE-FUCK-BOUND.

NASTY SMELLY PAKIES ARE BEHIND THEM. WHOOOOOP WHOOOOOP WHOOOOP THEY ARE GOING TO FUCKING SLAV LAND WOOOOOOOPP WOOOOOP WOOOOOOOPP WOOOOOP FUCK OFF, BACK TO THE FUCKING MOTHER LAND.

BYE BYE. I WILL PERSONALLY SEND THEM OFF LADS

morning laddos hope we're all in for a productive sunday of playing your favourite video games

>>39641819
WHAT TIME DOES BARGAIN BOOZE OPEN LADS? NEED MORE VODKA REAL BAAAAAD.

https://youtu.be/ZS1S0sPXckQ
i can't believe i actually paid money for this

@39641956
and you didn't even get a (You)
Sad!

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>>39641956
the memes are truly evolving

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>>39641652
I can confirm emo twinks are 100% not gay

>>39641971
>@39641956

This is not fucking twitter ye new fuck.

>>39641956
Seems like a waste of money desu anon

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Why haven't you decided to be happy yet anon?

>>39641941

>his liquor store isn't open by 6am

I'M SORRY IT SUCKS SO BAD FOR YOU, LAD.

>>39641979
why don't blonde twinks exist in real life?

>>39642015
coz it takes effort

Lads i'm still smashed after me vodka binge and I'd like to prolong it, however the nearest shop opens at 1000 hours - therefore 90 fucking minutes still lads. Why the fuck are we not on the streets FUCKI?NG ROITING LADS>?? VODKA FOR EVERY MAN AT ALL TIMES. WE NEED IT LIVING IN THE UK ESPECIALLY IF WE HAVE BEEN FORCED TO LIVE WITH SLAVS BECAUSE HOUSE PRICES ARE ENORMOUSLY INFLATED. FUCK TONY BLAIR

>>39642015
I have but the world won't let me

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E Bins Phimosis

>>39642015
I have mate. Once you make the decision every subsequent decision is easier to make.

bOW DOWN TO MILLIE B LADS. BOW DOWN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdObncC8FUo

>>39642062
FUCK OFF WIT YE BROWN PEOPLE THIS IS BRITAIN

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>She'll never pull back your phimosis

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>>39642041
Because you'll just end up with a brunette qt anyway

POST IF YOU HATE:

PAKIES
SLAVS
GAYS
NIGGERS

GOD BLESS HITLER

>>39642143
Can you still hate gays even if you're gay yourself? Most of them are annoying faggots lad.

>>39642167
>Can you still hate gays even if you're gay yourself?

NO

I can't tell if this is just me being a filthy racist, but all the muslims at work seem to keep to themselves
they'll chat to you and stuff like any other person but they appear to congregate together in the canteen and when they have a spare minute to chin wag.

>we all know
>the best mc
>is m to the b
>is m to the b
>is
>m
>m
>m
>m
>m to the b
>is m to the b
>is m to the b
>BANG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdObncC8FUo

>>39642097
>short hair
gross

>>39642183
They hold their mother country with absolute contempt and hate infidels, so it's no surprise is it Einstein.

>>39642215
they hate their home and they hate us?
RELIGION OF PEACE

>>39642143
This hitler fellow... Was he a quare?

>>39642226
YES LAD IT IS. RELIGION OF PEACE. RELIGION OF PEACE

>>39641956
What's going on here then Iad?

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Just got back from church lads

hazelnut chocolate crepes for brekky
jacket potato and cheese for dinner
chicken dippers and smiley faces for tea
arctic roll for pudding

I never wanna grow up

>Gemma Atkinson squeals with delight on learning she's paired with hunky Aljaz Skorjanec

Used to like this bitch. Now it's eager to mate with literal SLAVS:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4868852/Strictly-Come-Dancing-pairs-finally-revealed.html

Nasty bitch deserves nothing more than a bath of 99% SULPHURIC ACID

>>39642320

wOW lad. how much of a fat body are we.

>>39641956

Looks like money well-spent to me lad

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>jealous and selfish thoughts make me think people hate me
>relapse into degenerate behaviour
>mummy starts going on about how I deferred uni
>says she doesn't want another disappointment
>explain that I'm not ready for uni
>says I'm making excuses

Ah yes. And it's only 9am! Need to try and salvage the day desu

>>39642312
church doesn't even start until now at the earliest and generally more usually at 10 lad

>>39642353
we?
I'm a skinny runt, I don't know about you

>>39642320
dinner and tea are synonyms anon

>>39642361
Why did I spoiler that? Can't do anything right haha

>>39642366
I must have gone to a ghost church then. There was a quick mass at 8am maybe it's only the best churches that do it

>>39642366
is it acceptable to turn up to church steaming from last night eh lad?

>>39642374
I'm not from the south you nancy lunch boy

>>39642312
why do you believe in god?
I've grown up in a religious family my whole life and about a year or two ago I realized that if anyone actually asked me about why I believe I wouldn't have an answer, because it's really just something that's normal to me since I grew up in it without questioning it
so I don't really have a reason to believe other than that's what I was told to do, and that's not a valid reason for anything
I've never been baptised either

>>39642374
keep telling me dad tea is a fucking drink. middle class ppl don't call their evening meal 'tea'

>still calls evening meal 'tea'

Evens I have a McDonald's breakfast (again) odds I dont

>>39642425
go to a different fast food shop

>>39642427
Nah I'm getting fat

>>39642425
Fucking maccy dee's eh lad. I used to work there when I was 19. Never asked or forced to wear gloves, never washed my hands. HAHA. enjoy your shit burger

The Cars universe is confusing. We know from Planes that there was a Cars WWII, so everything else must have its own Cars equivalent. What happened before cars were invented? Was Ford a god? Or did they evolve from horses/carriages? We know there were tanks, so when they were invented during WWI was it like a new species? Would the tanks just be normal infantry? Whenever a new car model was invented, was it like a new race? Wait. Boats were around before cars, and we know there were sentient boats. Would the first person who ever built a boat be God?

>>39642409
I'm southern but i sometimes call the evening meal tea. And i call lunch dinner only if its the biggest meal of the day.

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Balls deep in a two day solo speed binge lads with special guest appearances by mandy and ket

This needs to stop

>>39642449
You underestimate how filthy I am

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>>39642425
don't bother lad
it's not that nice, and it's overpriced

what times acceptable on a sunday to go into tesco to buy vodka lads? am i basically admitting i'm an alcoholic if i go in at 10am eh lad?

>>39642522
>am i basically admitting i'm an alcoholic if i go in at 10am eh lad?
admitting to who? Yourself or the people working there?
Because the people working there don't give a fuck

Which holiday do you like better guy falks or Halloween

>>39642461
Bet the comedown will be fucking horrible.

>>39642501
The porridge and syrup is best mate. Order 5 of the fuckers and you'll easily last till din dins.

>>39642622
Both are fucking shit

>>39642635
Really? Hoe can you not like fireworks

>>39642627
Prob will mate but I've learned to tolerate it. Only problem is that I'm going back to uni tomorrow.

Smoked meth a month ago and once you've comedown from that everything else is child play.

Supposed to be getting some vallies tomorrow which should help.

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>>39642633
it's just quakers porridge though
you can get a pot from anywhere

>>39642665
Not when you're on the road all the time.

>when you want to fap to a particular video but can't find it in the 3 TB collection you have assembled over 10 years

Fucks sake lads

Does anyone know any good "video library" cataloguing solutions?

>>39642775
>not having a good file naming system

>>39641461
was honestly shocked when the husband showed up, assumed it was a single mum.

>>39642783

Who has the time for that? How on earth would you even name things? By content?

Lads i necked me vodka, and like most nights after necking vodka, i pissed on the floor and on my jeans. Just grateful i didn't piss in my wardrobe again...................................

anyway i'm off to tesco to buy more

>>39642813
Look at you pure trying to fit in now.

>>39642829
>i pissed on the floor and on my jeans
Are you a bloody child?

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>>39642425
>mcdonalds last night
>security guard on the door
>order from giant ipad
>get home, order is missing a hamburger and sweet and sour sauce

Probably because the one of the cunts behind the counter was shouting at the kitchen staff to hurry up

>>39642829
>Just grateful i didn't piss in my wardrobe again
did this once tbqh

why do the apple pies take 6 minutes to prep?

and while we're talking about it, why are they called "pies"?
they're not pies

>>39642847
no, i'm 31 years old. however a bottle of vodka -
for some reason - makes me piss on the floor and either in my jeans or shoes (LOL). i have absolutely no recollection of the event

>>39642870
It is a pastry encased fruit, therefore a pie.

>>39642883
we don't call cornish pasties pies now do we?

>>39642902
Cornish pasties don't have any fruit

>>39642921
not a prerequisite for a pie

>>39642902
No we don't call em pies, because a pasty has a savoury filling lad.

Hate normie queers

Simple as

>>39641956

Designated injecting street

>>39643001
KYS you dirty bender

>>39642402
It's not necessarily about believing in a bloke with a beard called God whose looking out for you. It's about accepting and embracing that you're apart of something much bigger than you. Everyone believes something anyway, whether it's fate or karma or mother nature. I just choose to call it God.

>>39643016
What if I believe in the absence of a god - we're a statistically minute occurrence, the exception that proves the rule, and when we die that's it?

wish I had some mini cheddars

>>39643016
Sounds like a bit of a cop out answer mate. You are saying you have a "positive feeling" and naming it God.

>>39643042
Then you will burn in eternal hellfire

>>39643070
That's exactly what practicers of a different religion say about you
what makes you so confident you picked the right one to back?

>>39642857
those "ipads" are a god send. they just installed some at my local mcdonalds and now i can actually order without being anxious.

>>39643082
I choose to believe

>>39643096
But why do you choose to believe? You have no obligation to, it's a decision that you made for a reason. Why did you make that decision?

>>39643067
>>39643042
I've never been one for debating this kinda stuff, sorry. Jesus seemed like a lovely fella though so I prefer his brand of religion.

>>39643086
I like to shout BINGO when my number comes up

>>39643086
>a god send
praise me onto him

>electro-swing
yeah I'm sure that's a genre of music that will last

Non brit here, is it truth that most of girls in Ireland or Scotland are ugly gingers?

For a lot of people, Christianity isnt just about a belief system. It represents history, tradition and a sense of community that can be sorely lacking from modern life.

>>39643101
Because I agree with the morals set out and feel stronger for having God in my heart. I understand why many people don't agree but their decision does not affect mine.

>>39643142
Maybe in the smaller towns and villages but you get that strain of ugliness in parts of England too.

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>>39636938
>I even mentioned it to my therapist.

What did you say

>>39643142
You definitely get more ugly gingers than lookers.

>>39643149
>I agree with the morals
this doesn't sound like faith, it sounds like confirmation bias

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Just discussed my monthly allowance for uni with my parents, lads. Is 480 quid a month sustainable?

>>39643148
That's fine but it shouldn't be portrayed as being the truth. If it is advertised as a life style choice and coping mechanism then that's cool but none of what you mentioned makes it more valid.

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>>39643142
typical scottish woman

Can't be arsed with posting and getting no (You's) in return. Have a good day of rest you bunch of fuck-wits.

>>39643169
l hope you find peace anon.

>>39643178
>>39643169
Stop trying to kick up a debate. Most religious people dont care if you believe what they do. They dont owe you any answers either.

>>39643170
If that's after rent, yes indeed. Otherwise if that's your only income, no.

>>39643195
>Most religious people dont care if you believe what they do
they aren't very good christians if they don't care about saving non-believers

>>39643195
Don't post opinions online if you don't want them criticised.

Quick catchup for you daytimers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULHX6Nsj8CQ

>>39643208
I dont think the Church has claimed non-believers are destined for hell in a very long time.

What are some nice places to visit in Edinburgh lads? Arrived yesterday for Uni

Just went up and down Arthur's Seat

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>all these Christfags with their stupid beliefs
if dubs, God doesnt exist

>>39643229
>What are some nice places to visit in Edinburgh lads?
the train station

>>39643228
Have the catholics really strayed that far from the bible now?

>>39643148
>Christianity
>belief system.
>It represents history, tradition and a sense of community
>sorely lacking from modern life.


His many keks, one post.

Well done sir!

>>39643228
The Catholic Church maintains that Atheists go to hell. The Pope has said that Atheists can do good but they don't believe they get into heaven.

>>39643206
My rent payment will be in installments, basically I'll pay 1,400; 1,300 and 1,000 quid during my 40 week stay . I already have the money saved up for that. Just wanted to know if the net income would be enough, cheers.

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Proudest moment of me life.

>>39643239
. I dont think there's any point scaring people into Church anyway. Plus the concept of Hell has practically been fetishised and has lost all power

>>39643257
Fake news

http://www.catholic.org/news/hf/faith/story.php?id=51077

>>39643224
i remember emailing the channel 5 roulette show in 2009 for shoutouts. that was when analogue TV still existed so their probably would have been millions of people listening. good times.

on a side note, did anyone else watch those auction channels like Bid TV? i think a couple still exist but they don't seem to be as common thesedays.

who the fuck pays for bags in tesco. not me. FUCK TONY B-LIAR, FUCK THE GUBBERMINT

SELECTED STREET SIGNS IN 14 'CAPTURES' FUCK THIS SHIT SITE LET IT ROT

>>39643273
"if you got hit by a bus do you know you'd go to heaven" is a classic "street evangelism" line that gets thrown around
I think the reason it's effective is because it makes you look past the sale - to answer the question directly, it means you acknowledge that heaven (and therefore christianity) is real
really sneaky shit

but you're right that it has gone out of fashion

>>39643283
Then he's teaching heresy. The Bible says you can only be saved through Christ. Don't know how you can manage that as an Atheist.

>>39643291
>SELECTED STREET SIGNS IN 14 'CAPTURES' FUCK THIS SHIT SITE LET IT ROT

I was thinking about this the other day, I bet the captcha "failures" aren't legit, and Hiroshimoot is just having us fill out extra captchas that he is selling to bot herders.

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>>39643267
Proud of you lad, you forgot your name on the bottom of the screen though desu.

>>39643313
Fugg. Even still I feel slightly underwhelmed by my win. I just won because playzone fuckery.

>>39643310

And Wind In The Willows says that weasels are all nasty.

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Alright lads hope you're all having a great day

>>39643312
Well, duh!
Next you'll be telling me you don't think that the purpose of csptchas is preventing flooding.

Can atheists who live good lives go to a place that's a bit better than hell pls?

>>39643323
A win is a win, you would have been super salty if the playzone fucked you instead of the other guy so just be glad of that.

>>39643329

Hey don't bully pls ok anon

>>39643332
catholics believe in limbo even though it's not in the bible at all

>>39643341
Suppose. Tagged the guy on the edge to low HP and managed to spin and UMP-9 the cunt that was up my arse. Surprisingly tense for such a slow game.