/britfeel/

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>>39632680
>MEANWHILE IN BIZZARO BRITFEEL
unoriginally

if I don't stop fapping I'll never leave this pit!

was planning on getting a pizza tomorrow but I don't think I'll bother now

https://youtu.be/PtazjbUQ8J8
>tfw no clown gf

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aoba desu lads

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Evening chaps. I had something I wanted to mention but I completely forgot what it was.

I miss any new memes in my absence?

Post waifus. I'd use a different image, but I've unfortunately been separated from my collection for a few more days yet.

>>39632740
>>39632696
WHERE? WHERE IS THE NEW CANTABOT OF BRITFEEL?
I must teach him the ways of being a stealth-robot in normiebridge. I must help him.

>>39632740
Think I'll hang out with my gf and friends tonight, not hang drink alone. Definitely feel satisfied and happy with life and don't want to kill myself.

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>>39632743
It's been 5 days since my parents visit and I haven't fapped since.

>>39632715
The one with Klaus Kinski? He raped his own daughters too, he was a proper madman

Haven't seen that doc but Aguirre is one of the best films I've ever seen. Go for it lad

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>>39632740
In a bizarro world it might have been me getting married

What's this all about lads
https://www.instagram.com/realkajalverma/

>>39632740
I sure do respect women

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>>39632740
>The way the far right stands
Pure Autism

>>39632766
Would like to see Aoba creampied

>>39632826
You'll never guess who that is

Where do I find a wide-hipped, huge-titted and chubby gf?

>>39632680
should i end it all?

originaloidio

>>39632862
in chads bedroom

Hey

You know those "3 in 1" mangas?

Turns out Dragonball only has like 14 of them, could get the entire series for around 120 quid

>>39632864
Why?

There's a girl I've been texting for a while and she's been leaving "X"s but I haven't left any "X"s up this point. Would it be weird now?

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>>39632828
not a fan of your post desu

>>39632887
If kevs then you have to text her "I want you to slide your tongue in my arse crack" and post results

>>39632887
End all your messages in an x to be safe sweetie
xoxo

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tiddy tiddy

>>39632877
i've got no reason to be alive. i'm not happy, no one loves me

>>39632819
Think it might be a fake account because the one video on there is muted. If not then America was a mistake.

Alright lads, time for some greentext wagecuck feels

> have had this office job at an american company for 2 years, extremely good pay and benefits
> during the summer I went full autism and had multiple episodes of crippling anxiety
> had multiple no show days which made me feel even more anxious
> September comes and it's time for yearly performance review
> go full panic mode and do 2 weeks worth of work in 2 days when I stayed in office for 40 hours straight
> I'm pretty sure I'm getting sacked at this point, I look bad enough to scare children, full neckbeard and homeless hair
> at review super chill boss tells me I had a promotion with a 10% ray raise, 5 digit bonus and stocks
> assburgers got me into this mess but also out of it (did phd in specialized scientific field)

>>39632921
>reason
I get it
Tell me how you spend your day, do you have friends? A job? Hobbies?

As for love, that hurts, I'm still trying to love myself

>>39632921
if you've got no reason to live why don't you just go all fucking out and do whatever the fuck you want, if you really wanted to die you'd do it because you have nothing to lose, go for it anon, blow thought a load of cocaine, fucking a boat load of prozzies and pass out in someone elses garden, post pics of the results

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>>39632819
Hey u mad white boi?
seriously what is this account about

>>39632766
I've just started watching this show, Aoba is a top qt but Hifumi is best girl by far. Every time she's on the screen I just want to hug her and kiss her on the face and protect her from everything bad in the world

>>39633010
>do whatever the fuck you want
What if I don't have anything I want to do?

fuck sake lads, low vibration entities are exploiting my negative moods again

>>39632975
Noice. American companies are better than British ones. We are so stingy compared to them.

Lads 00:40 on ITV, Britfeel will be making an appearance.

>>39633007
i have no friends, i have no job, i have some hobbies but i don't feel like they're enough to keep me going. i spend all day wasting away in bed. feelsbadman

>>39633030
Have you done everything yet? if the answer is no then you should do more things, you'll never know what you like till you try it

>>39633038
>low vibration entities
Where was this meme from again? It's been a while.

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>>39632819
>tfw no mummy gf
oregano

>>39633048
you what laddo?

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>>39633065
>this argument again
C'mon, lad.

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Right 4 months ago I got stuck on the last boss of a game and decided to put it down for a while. Tonight I'm finally going back to it and I'm fucking pumped to do this now. Wish me luck boys

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Anon has a stiffy

>>39633083
at 00:40 we're going to gamble on ITVs live roulette which shows the usernames of winners

>>39633073
I want a mummy gf, but that woman looks desiccated.

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>>39633038
Sorry to hear that lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0g28QAgYpo

>>39633122
hahahah
mmaaaad laaaaaads

>>39633010
cause im a fucking pussy and scared of authority. but if i do kill myself i'll go out with a bang.

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>>39633029
hifumi is probably my second favourite

>>39633038
I hella aint no Christian but have you tried reading your bible?

>>39632912
>>39633113
When are they going to make an episode where she finally sucks Kokonotsu's coconuts? Honestly, that show was such a tease and if made me mad that they didn't fuck in the end

>>39633136
thanks lad, these vibrations helped me open my inner eye

>>39633084
tell you what then, you come up with a real reason to not kill yourself, and I'll come up with reasons why you would kill yourself, if you come up with more reasons then go ahead and do it, If I can come up with more reasons then you don;t do it and you sort yourself out

Reason why you should kill yourself number: Feels the need to turn to anime image boards for emotional instead of a professional

i'm leaving the house willingly to meet up with a friend, what do i do? i haven't spoken to anyone in real life for weeks

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Last one. VIP

>>39633084
thank you for this succinct image

>>39633189
Just remember that if you haven't spoken to anyone in weeks, your voice will be louder and higher pitched than usual, so just watch out for that

>>39632861
It's Ebin, isn't it ?

>>39633238
Thanks lad, gonna have a right wank over Hotaru now

>>39633271
Got it in one, what a funny looking fuck he is isn't he

>>39633189
Be honest to him that you haven't spoken to another person in weeks so sorry if you act a little awkwardly. If he knows you well I'm sure he'll understand

>>39633254
i've got a cold, so that hopefully cancels it out

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>>39632826
>tfw Ebin is more handsome than you

>>39633300
i'm meeting him in real life for the first time, he's a bit of a normie but honestly i'm just desperate for friends

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>>39633333
Fucking digits were wasted on this

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>>39633333
those digits confirm it lad

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>>39633066
>Where was this meme from again?

>>39632740
Is the one with the baby the groom? I'm surprised someone who looks as gay as him has managed to get his seed inside a vessel that wasn't a bumhole

>>39633421
He has a bastard child with a girl 10 years younger than him (who was in my school year) while he was married

>>39633333
Looking at a proper picture of him he is probably better looking than me. Luckily drugs exist so I've managed to have more of a social life.

>>39632740
>ebin clearly better looking and thinner than his whole family
what does the postman look like?

I'm in fucking agony, my side hurts so much when I move

>>39633488
He minmaxed life

>>39633488
Also I'm the only one without one of those white flowers attached to my shirt, don't know what the deal was desu

>>39633506
dont move then, innit

Literally rubbing one out as i type this

>>39633530
Why is everyone else fat? Do they hate you because you ruin them saying 'it's genetics'.

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>>39632766
>tfw this got season 2 and Shirobako didn't
Enjoyed both but loved Shirobako

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>>39632923
Just had a look and yeah it's fake, they took some chick's instagram pictures and added their own captions. Probably some poo in loo

>>39633581
I was 16 stone when I was 15, it's because they have no control on their diets and also fed me shit before I gained some self-awareness. I frequently told them to change their eating habits but they spent long mocking me for being a "skeleton". I got made the victim for actually losing weight

>>39633057
How long you been NEET?

Getting a job can give you a jolt in the arm and the money can make things possible

>>39633607
Not suprised. There's a ton of social media accounts out there with people role playing their fetishes or role playing as celebrities/popstars/wrestlers etc.

>>39633634
Why don't you make a video of you fucking your paki sissy asshole with a toy?

so is this just the 4chan version of /r/casualuk

>>39633662
Not seeing any pooposting there lad.

>>39633687
true but what can you expect from plebbit

>>39633113
ONLY GONE AND POPPED A BONER NOW HAVEN'T I THANKS ANON

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>tfw no bf
lonely feels are resurging lads. what do. I need something to distract myself with 24/7 but I don't know what or how

>>39633662
Nah this is comfier and with a bit less moaning

>>39633634
i can't get a job at the moment, i'm still in education. i'd get one if i could.

>>39632740
When you look at the goblin he tumbled out of Ebin makes a lot more sense.

>>39633736
>i'm still in education
>NEET

oh, fuck off

I'll never tell someone to go kill themselves but I have some very strong and negative words for you

>>39633713
Pop a stiffy in a gay bar lad. Should fix your problem.

>>39633768
>i spend all day wasting away in bed
>>i'm still in education

I must agree with you poley, fuck these normies

>>39633713
Omg yeah it's so hard to find a guy, men are notoriously tough to hook up with

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>while me and mum were shopping today she bought me ''extra safe'' condoms without me noticing

I WANTED TO FUCKING DIE WHEN I SAW THE CASHIER WAS A QT

WHY DOES THE LORD DO THIS TO ME.

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>>39633662
>hey *burp* morty!!!
>i offered a *burp* builder some tea morty!!
/casualuk

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>>39633768
>I'll never tell someone to go kill themselves but I have some very strong and negative words for you
hmmmmmm

hhhhhhhhhhhhjmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>39633826
chaod lad?

>>39633826
lad don't worry, they only do extra safe or extra thin. extra safe are the normal ones.


unless you're cut you dont have to worry

>>39633756
Ebin is a product of his environment, a child of neglect. His story pains me deep in my soul, I often fantasise about being there for him when he was in school and preventing all of this tragic mess. He had real potential.

>>39633827
and they look like girls. wtf Ramesh?

>>39633826
Why was your Mum buying you condoms in the first place?

>>39633756
Can we draw the line at talking shit about how his parents look?

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>>39633808
I-is that sarcasm? maybe it'd be easy if I was a girl. desu I don't have a huge social circle and am too shy, I guess it's self inflicted loneliness.

>>39633865
Why would you want to be there for someone with no self awareness?

>>39633890
It is sarcasm but I'm in a shitty mood and shouldnt have said it. Mate I'm straight and the few times I've gone to a gay club I could have been drowning in dick. Dont you have a friend or 2 you can go on the pull with?

>>39633865
>a child of neglect
how has ebin been neglected?

NORMIES ARE HERE

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>>39633861
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK seriously stop remembering me right now

>>39633864
O-ok

>>39633883
Im off to uni...

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>>39632740
>tfw retard friend gets married
>invited to wedding, first party ever, cant turn down/sack off a wedding.
>crippled by thoughts of interaction with so many people
>cant sleep for weeks thinking about it
>tfw never missed computer more in your life

>>39633827
They're blue

Bada bee bada baaaai

>>39633923
Sounds like his parents used food instead of actually raising him. And no proper parent would let their son turn into a 24 yr old with no job or social life

>>39633934
WAHEY
roasties are gonna love the choad, lad

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you walk into an alley and see this. what do you do?

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>>39633920
none of my friends know desu. I'm moving for uni soon though so perhaps things will change there. I'm just whining desu but it's r9k so where else to do that. humans weren't supposed to be this isolated desu

>>39633981
look at that stupid cunt with a golf club lmao

>>39633981
*unsheathes 9 iron*

>>39633936
I was in the middle of crashing my weight to its all time low, I was grinding on old school runescape when it launched (I got world 3rd 99 ranged, slight pathetic humblebrag), was my brother not my friend. I have/had no friends at all even though a lot of my school peers are actually married now. I had to avoid my chavvy cousins who i've never interacted with, the male cousin was a year younger than me and brought his fat girlfriend and they sat fondling and disrespecting the place the whole time.

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>>39632774
>yearly playthrough of Touhou 6
>get to 97% before running out of continues
JUST

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ultra-rare brand new still drying pepe for my bois, a small gift, seeing as its the weekend

check

>>39633981
The state of the lad on the right. He just brought his bumbag

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>>39634014
Keep joking. That fucker will putt you both away real fast if you carry it on.

Does anybody want to buy me Nier: Automata? It's on sale this weekend but I can't afford it!

>>39633981
say ere lads I just seen some pakis down there.then stand to the side as they run past me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm-m4uyGFow

JET

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>>39633907
Ebin has plenty of self-awareness, look at this blogpost

>>39633923
From what he's said he was basically forgotten as a teenager. His parents put no effort into his education, he doesn't even know what his GCSEs were, they just let him rot away for years on end doing nothing. Their house is an absolute mouldy mess, they don't even have a working shower. It's easy to criticise but we don't know how we might have turned out in his position

>>39634033
*teleports behind him*
savile taught me everything i know, kid.

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>>39634031
now he has something to scare you with

>>39634079
>we don't know how we might have turned out in his position
> he was basically forgotten as a teenager. His parents put no effort into his education, he doesn't even know what his GCSEs were, they just let him rot away for years on end doing nothing.
that sounds like my whole life

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>>39634025
yo I'm doing the exact same thing except it's touhou 8. Also:
>running out of continues
Have you tried not being garbage?

>>39634067
nah i'm skint, sorry. but would love it if someone bought me a htc vive headset. pleaseeeeee

>>39634102
Sorry to hear that lad. At least you have an excuse? I don't even have that

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>>39634072
Is I'm Alan Partridge the best sitcom ever? I say yes.

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>>39633981
2018 britfeel meetup, Ebin realizes hes made a mistake

did crumpet answer the pedo question

>>39633957
The worst part is I know im not a choad but you make me feel bad about my dick regardless..

>>39634128
i don't consider it an excuse at all. i've been an adult longer than i've been a child, i've had plenty of time to work on my own personality flaws

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>>39634067
Make sacrifices, it's worth it.
Even if it kills you

Just realised I forgot to wash the sink in the gym after I cummed in it. Fucking always forget, it's annoying.

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>looking through plenty of fish
>about 80% of the women are hideous
>don't even have the personality or something to make up for it, they're still basic as fuck and have no interests beyond "going out on the town"

Think i'll just remain a 27 year old virgin.

>>39634067
>>39634173
>only played through Nier: Automata once and think it's really good
>still not started my second playthrough

Need to get on that immediately

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>>39634118
I'm sorry lad I've not played it since last year. I made it to Sakuya on one credit if that makes me seem less terrible.
>tfw 6 is the only one I can beat for some reason

>>39634193
I will literally pin you down and rape you untill my as is covered in your sticky baby batter.

>>39634152
cmon choadlad at least you've get something unique

>>39634193

>qt woman I always see in tesco
>She has a profile
>Tempted to message her
>Her profile is bland even by POF standards

I can normally start of a conversation, even if it leads nowhere, but I've got nothing to work with here

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>>39634193
Just lose it in a one night stand or to some escort
Means you can tick it off your 'things that make me want to kill myself' list

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>>39634151
who is Crumpet? I know someone called that too...

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>>39634193
I look through and some are really qt and seem nice and cool. Still too terrified to make my own profile though because I assume they won't respond to my messages.

>>39634137
/ourguy/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQNzLBTCEDI

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>>39634265
Im renaming that pepe so you never find me again.

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>>39634244
I need more cirno torture pics.

>>39634156
Fair, but it depends on your environment as well. Do you live with your parents?

>>39634299
i recognise the posting style tbqh

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>>39634244
you should try some of the more recent ones; 10,12,13 and 15 are my favourites
Definitely not biased

>>39634151
My guess: Prison pedo. Too much cute anime.

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>>39634329
Guess ill lay low from /britfeel/ for a while then....

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>>39634334
>>39634301
>>39634271
>>39634244
>>39634118
>>39634025
FUCK OF BACK TO /JP/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>39634174
It's alright lad, I'm sure there'll be some batty boi eager to slurp it all up

I miss my dad /britfeel/

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>>39634276
I know your pain. Every so often i'll glance through these sites and think i'll finally make a profile but never do.

>>39634362
have you considered some kind of stretching ?

>>39634275

aspie kinmoza waifuposter

>>39634378
I used to have an okc profile and tinder and that was only a year ago but feel even way more self-conscious.

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>>39634365
What's the matter? Are you too retarded for Danmaku?

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who /multiplepersonalitiesonbritfeeltogetalltheirproblemsofftheirchest/ here?

>>39634337
Why Crumpet though? Most waifu posters are guilty of this, except maybe Mayuri or Ebin's waifu. The rest are 13 year olds

>>39634422
lad, britfeel is only actually 3 people

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>>39634398
yes he aliceposts he's my friend kinda. no bully him

>>39634396
I dont know man, I dont think stretching will make my dick any bigger, 5'' x 4.5 is all I got sadly. Maybe the trap life is for me but I like girls too much to wank off for people on the internet.

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>>39634416
I also made an okc profile. I would browse my matches and there were some proper qts there (mostly mad though). I never had the courage to upload a picture, and I think one girl liked me or sent me a message or something but I didn't have the courage to look

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>>39634432
>>39634422
I admit all the touhou posting was me
I'm just lonely

>>39634429
I dont know, maybe it's just a dumb meme one anon keeps pushing

>>39634242
Buy it for me anon, please!

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>>39634445
You sound like one of those discord faggots. Fuck right off, your kind is not welcome here

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About to take my gambling exploits LIVE to ITV one

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>>39634374
That's sad lad, hugs.
>>39634432
Do I get to be a britnormie character?
>>39634422
Why split them except for fear of doxxing?

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>>39634242
No spoilers but yes
You REALLY need to get on that

>>39634467
I use discord but not for r9k shit

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>>39634457
I know but I feel bad for poor Crumpet :( there's no basis for those accusations and he's never said a mean thing. Imagine everytime you posted a nice friendly message to the lads you had some spastics calling you a pedophile and asking if you've ever gambled on a fart and lost

>>39634504
>Imagine everytime you posted a nice friendly message to the lads you had some spastics calling you a pedophile

Trust me I know how this feels

>>39634470
Get IN HERE lads

http://www.filmon.tv/tv/channel/export?channel_id=11

>>39634477
If people really knew how bad my life was they would wonder why I havent topped myself yet. Im an amalgamation of problems and defects. I dont deserve to live.

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>>39634504
>tfw you've gambled with farts hundreds to times and won every one

>>39634504
>>39634509
Hi ebin, why is tilde feeling so down at the moment?

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What is /britfeel/ up to?

I'm trying to do some CTF challenges.

>>39634477
She looks like a used up whore, her looks are already fading. Drop her lad

>>39634524
The only time I didnt was in America after a month of their food. Figures.

>>39634470
good luck ebin lad, i

how much do you earn a week? what are your expenses?
t. anon who recently got a job and wants to compare

>>39634512
You don't want to miss this lads

>>39634538
thanks, tune in

>>39634496
2b is cute!

orig

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>>39632680
back from my /nightwalk/, layed down on the beach with some tunes, got pretty drunk and hung out in town

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>Being a NEET
>Not liking weeb shit
The fuck do you guys do all day?
I'd of ended myself years ago without Moege to fill the whole in my life

>tfw can't get in contact with uni flatmates because I don't have a Facebook
>tfw probably already the weird kid

feelsbadman

>>39634512
Will I be v&d if I watch this without having a tv licence?

>>39634530
Gonna start drinking and watch some TV

>>39634067
Giz ya Steem.

Go on red shippy

>>39634452
I bit the bullet and uploaded pictures. Ended up getting quite lot of dates.
Had sex with three girls, one of which I dated for about 8 months. It was after one relationship fizzled out because I barely texted her that I had an existential crisis about girls and relationships and now post here every day

>>39634512
I have a huge amount of respect for the hosts of stuff like this. Just have to stand there monolging to drunk gamblers

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Post your favourite Touhou, lads. I wanna fuck Kanako so bad.

I just won lads, coming up

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>>39634151
REEEEEEEEE you take that back!

Crumpet is a delicate precious flower and I love him. Best poster <3

>>39634496
I've heard in the second and third playthroughs it goes to another level. But I buy so many games and have so little free time I don't know when I'll get to it.

>>39634551
Can confirm, this was literally me
>>39634542
7.50 pocket money a week until the age of 19
>>39634515
Shhh don't be silly lad, tell me about it
>>39634533
NEVER, SOPHIE TO THE END

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>>39634546
>Implying 2b is cute wouldn't be orig
Everyones too autistic to appreciate Nier anon
You're gucci

>>39634550
Hobbies that aren't shit? Weeb is very specific lad, not sure why it's hard to imagine
>other shows
>films
>music
>reading
>vidya
>exercise

FUCKIN ELL THE MAD MAN DID IT

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BWAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT

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EBINS PHIMOSIS WHAT THE FUCKKKCKCKCCKKC
ON TV
EBINS PHIMOSIS

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>EE-BINS

>>39634648
The girl even looks like a black version of tv lads waifu

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I'm going on black next time shippy

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>Get the captcha right
>It makes you do 5 more captchas
It's not fair, lads.

Just switched over to ITV. EbinsPhimosis better win again

fuck lads, howin

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>>39634599
Sanae is best.
As an Onee-san, a platonic BFF or a qt house wife
She fits them all

WON AGAIN LADS

Thought these presenters were meant to be fit lads?

Can someone record "Ee-bin's phimosis" and upload it to Youtube, pretty please?

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>>39634679
>black version of tv lads waifu
delet this

>>39634710
She didn't say the phimosis part la.

>>39634710
She only said 'Ebin'

this monok guy seems to be wining a lot eh lads?

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Wheres shipanon lads, he was supposed to be here, i'm going to keep putting money on

>>39634727
>>39634728
surprised she knows what it is

>>39634743
Should've named yourself MouldyCocke. be pretty funny if she said it.

>>39634713
She does a bit 2bh lad. It's just her dress is green not her hair.

>>39634743
I still havent been able to withdraw my dog winnings because Corral are such fucking jews.

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>>39634710
>Ee-bin
Holy fuck lads it was so surreal hearing that, I cracked up laughing

And he won a second time the absolute madman

>>39634574
steamcommunity.com/imacatboy

:-)

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>>39634680

joining you now lad

>>39634775
Ach fuck not you. Nae chance in hell man.

>>39634775
*steamcommunity.com/id/imacatboy

>>39634743
It's alright lad, at least you have Susan saying your name

got 5 quid on red here lads

>>39634543
did 1 better and joined. just won 1 quid. can't get the stream though

>>39634785
>This profile is private
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do here lad

>>39634805
try https://tvcatchup.com/watch/itv

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>>39634759
I'm getting drunk and watching the last episode in a bit. Will post her after I do then never again (probably)

>>39634797
Call back up and name yourself Cheezkok. It should sound just slav enough for her to say it aloud unwittingly.

>>39634814
You can still add me, it's just on friends only! Then you can give it to me!

>shipanon

go red next time

Shipanon spotted! Didnt cap it sorry

I won 12 bong and appeared on the screen

nice won 9bong. does it say bumcivilian

Going all in on red on the next one

>>39634819
Should I watch Dark Matter? Jodelle is ultra qt but I hear it's a Firefly ripoff

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I bid you goodnight, a blissful evening to you all.

>the black bird never reads out shipanon

>>39634872
I cant say it's a great show but it helped me get through a rough patch so I have some affection for it. Can see the Firefly comparisons only with memory loss and androids thrown in.

So how does this shit work lads? Do I need to talk to a real person on the other end of the phone or is it automated?

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>>39634599
I used to really like Momiji before /pol/ got to her. I would jerk off to her every day.

>>39634896
I-is she Susan?

>>39634881
Goodnight cutie sleep tight

we both appeared on the screen

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>E BINS is there

>>39634941
I've not yet. 9quid was my biggest win.

>>39634912
You really think Ebin is sitting there talking on the phone right now?

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>eebin

I'm going 20 quid on black next game

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reeeeeeeeee I don't like this

>>39634960
Good point la. Reckon they'd show "SmellyNEETWilly" on the board?

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>Ebins is there
Is this what meme magic feels like lads

Shippy made it too wew

>>39634980
Held a birthday party is the only one I got.

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Bloody hell lads, 20 lost. I'm betting my last 9 on black next time

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>>39634617
>manlet
>balding
>dicklet
>virgin
>other problems that im not too comfortable going into
>0 redeeming qualities

"SHIPANON 4 POUNDS"

bastard it's got me as player 2431476. gutted. had my name as bumcivilian in honour of look around you. pretty miffed now

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>>39634839
I did lad, don't worry.

>SHIPANON 4 QUID FOR YOU THERE
SUSAN SAID HIS NAME FINALLY

>>39635038
Sounds like me tbqh

>>39635056
>tfw I want my name to be in the screenshots but I only have my pop pop's trust fund money

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>>39635005
same.
I used to have one every year in primary school, my entire form would come...
Was kind of a chad as a kid but became ugly and lost all my confidence and friends somewhere during puberty

Should I cash out my winnings lads?

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Bloody hell they both did it again, Shippy 2 quid and Ebin 18. Lad is raking it in tonight, I wonder how many times he'll post this in the next few days

>>39635038
I'm all of your mentioned qualities bar dicklet las, it's shit I know. What's your living situation?

How come no one wants to buy this poor anon Nier?

oh fuck she said it

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SHE SAID IT SHE FUCKING SAID IT

She said ee-binsphimosis.

Cracking up

>>39635122
>>39635038
*lad. I don't post nige, though, thank god

>>39635127
He begs all the time thats why. If it was one of you other nice lads I'd cop it for you.

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>>39635038
>6'3''
>7''
>6/10 face (maybe a 7 if i tried)
>None of it fucking matters because no one knows I even exist and I forgot how to talk to people years ago

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SOMEONE UPLOAD EBIN'S PHIMOSIS TO YOUTUBE PLEASE I BEG YOU I MISSED IT

>>39635132
fuggg my stream cut off as soon as she said 'E-bin'

do you lads reckon she knows what phimosis is?

>>39635112
The next moth probably. He really likes to cling on to his little victories.

>>39635164
She said it hushed so I think so.

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/Cashingout/ Now lads

>>39635152
Add half an inch to that cock and subtract a point or two from the looks and you just described me.

>>39635152
le cyborg / failed normie meme

i feel soooo sorry for u :((

oh yeah 15 bong to me. fucking bastard not put muh name up though. fucking player 4whatever the fuck it was. up to 25 quid though

>>39635147
I just upgraded my computer if you wanna toss me a code for it, I think it's on sale on amazon

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>>39635164
MY STREAM CUT OFF JUST BEFORE SHE SAID PHIMOSIS

>>39635162
I'm uploading it now.

>tfw your eBin is full of britfeel junk

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Here it is lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPrak1LC1eM&feature=youtu.be

>>39635195
Nah Steam only mate. Canne be arsed with that Amazon stuff.

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Why aren't you lads placing your bets?

>LANDS ON 0
>I still win 18 bong

got another spin on

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>>39635217
The fucking memes lads. They're coming to life

gutted, missed spin moaning about how it didn't show my name and missed a 0, fucking always cover that as well. bastard. not cashing out but have left it for now with 25bong to play with next week
>>39635249
always cover 0

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>tfw just made over 30 quid on ITV roulette while memeing

>>39635224
Well if you're serious you can add me and we can talk? You seem like a nice lad.

/id/raxfrax

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>>39635217
HAHAHA I LOVE YOU LAD THIS IS TOO MUCH

>>39635146
Im moving out soon, going to uni so Im a little worried about moving in with people and even more worried that I might have to have sex with my small dick. I've convinced myself that If I do haave sex I cant complain because if the girl tells people about my small dick I can always retort ''and you let me put it inside you''

Im such a fucking saddo. I need to be killed cause I dont have the guts to commit.

>>39635286
Nier you wanted yeah?

>>39633713
I use the following
>Conlanging
>Satanic rituals
>Tulpa masturbation
>At least talking to the guy on /britfeel/ who is asking you to talk
>Deconstruction of religion

>>39635311
DON'T DO IT HE'S TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU

>>39635311
Yeah but if it's too much then I understand mate

Building a new PC kind of made buying newer games a bit difficult, I should have saved up a bit more

>>39635340
>388 games
Dunno why you need more buy alri lah.

>>39633981
Use my sa dan black belt in Hapkido and what I've managed to pick up of Krav Maga and Muay Thai along the way.

>>39635356
I bought a lot of humble bundle's in the past, 388 games is nothing mate. I've seen people with over 2000. Doesn't help that if you play an F2P game it adds it to your number of games for some reason

>>39635340
>previous names
>Homudoka
You again? Get tae fuck mate. You ain't getting nothing from me.

>>39635306
Sorry, but is this satire? In the event someone as immature a you gets a girl into bed she will be too drunk to tell. Also relax, you'll be fine.

>>39635127
Are you the same cunt that was begging for Subnautica?

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Call me a loser all you want, this is the best Saturday night I've had in years

>>39635397
Yeah its him again, guys a right cunt.

>>39635385
I'm not him if that's what you're on about, I made my name that briefly as a joke to a friend who was whining about him to me

>>39635397
I wasn't here for that so no I don't think so

>>39634001
Where are you going to Uni, famalam?

>>39635397
It's the same lad, I remember the steam id. I really hope no one actually buys that begging cunt a game

>>39635285
I've just doubled my money on it.not a big win but can afford to do the same next week
>>39635407
did you play as well or just enjoy the fun on the thread.

>>39635416
Convenient that "his" normal URL just stopped working too then innit lad?

>>39635387
Its not satire, just the inner worries of a fucking mong. I know that if you get that far with a girl shes going to sleep with you either way but I like over thinking things and as my doctor tells me ''Im a serious pessimist'' I just cant think of anything good ever happening to me.

>>39635409
>>39635438
Why would I be begging for a game I already have?

Where do I get a Czech gf, lads?

>>39635443
Nah I'm not a gamling man, I just enjoyed the bants. Actually hearing someone on live say 'E-bin's Phimosis' was too much, it didn't feel real

>>39635464
Fucking funny that your unique Steam ID is also the same as "his", innit pal?

>>39635471
The Czech Republic

>>39635471
In old Prague

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>>39635488
i've seen you before, this is you innit?

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>mostly want to go to Prague because I saw it in an anime
I'm a bit of a feckin weeaboo aren't I

Who /Monster/ here

>>39635531
Not a hasidic merchant lad, just smart enough to know how to spot a fucking faker and a scumbag.

>planned to have a week of sobreity before my new threapy starts
>been drunk and high 4 days out of 5

>>39635547
>smart enough to know how to hold on to each and every single one of my precious shekels for as long as i possibly can

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