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Post Yourself as a GF thread part 2: socializing edition

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Continued from last thread >>39579772

Pic unrelated, I'm not a female.
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dumbo
sissy
anime
boyo
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>>39588136
ooga booga muhfugga bix nood
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>>39588066
anime
sissy
dumb
boyo

fuck your attention whoring bread
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Post bemplate and I'll do

Attention whoring is fun
Fun things are fun
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>>39588950
pic in OP is pretty good (just erase the words). Everyone in the other thread was drawing it themselves.
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REEEEE I posted in the old thread
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Harrowing to put all this into words and reflect on
my tendencies.
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>>39590556
TOP THICC
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>>39590556
>i love and respect you
god dammit you
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>>39590556
>lip piercing
Why would you do that to yourself?
Seriously, why? You had so much else going for you.
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>>39590556
You're self aware about it which is the most important part, would date/10.
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>>39590556
>my fetishes are your fetishes
>uh, alright, femdom and role reversal
>i want to be your property
>y-you too
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>>39588066
>roleplaying bullshit 2: character development edition
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>>39590699
Ahh! But anon, if you were my boyfriend...
>"You don't like this lip piercing? That's fine, I will remove it for you. I just want to look as close as I can to your perfect woman.
>>39590811
We can take turns; I own you, you own me, complete devotion, each one another's property!
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>>39590911
Will you be my gf? Where are you located in this globe
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>>39590911
>We can take turns; I own you, you own me, complete devotion, each one another's property!
Holy fuck, my dream scenario.
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Femanons are so much more fucked up than robots, it's crazy (pardon the pun).

Typical robot:
>Shy, awkward, anxious
>Maybe depressed
>Autismo hobbies
>Has trouble connecting with people
>Kind of a loser

Typical femanon:
>BPD or other Cluster B disorder
>Severe, crippling depression
>Abused or neglected as a child
>Panic attacks
>Pushes away anyone who tries to get close
>Either asexual or easily tricked into sex by Chad
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added something very important
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>>39591004
Okay, how about you become my gf
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>>39590911
>each one another's property
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>>39590556
>Consensual drugging and unconscious sex
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>>39591004
>dominant
check
>doesn't think much of her self
hmm, could be better, will probably improve with after having a submissive bf
>smoking
i'm almost certain they meant dude weed, in which case fuck, so close

>>39590911
>switching
>implying I have it in me to even pretend to be dominant

I'd probably just cry or something
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I don't know what to put as my comment. Here is my thing
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>>39591201
how tall, femanon? (obv wasn't original ffs)
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>>39590556
"I follow you everywhere my own identity doesn't concern me" relatable ;-;
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>>39591247
How do I gf a qt like you
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>>39591245
Six feet, one inches tall
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>>39590556
You are a female version of me and now I'm sad
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>>39590556
learn financial responsibility and you'll be more attractive and get someone better than a sad robobeta
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>>39591275
oh fuggggg. do you want to make tall children?
t. 6'2"
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>>39591275
>all the tall girls are still submissive

WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END
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>>39591322
It would be the most wonderful thing but I am physically incapable of reproducing that way anon.
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>tfw no femanons with a shred of confidence in themselves
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>>39591360
oh...you're a trap. gross.
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>>39591368
Wasn't it completely obvious?
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>>39591368
doing the lord's work anon
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>>39591382
She said she was a real girl!
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>>39591397
That's what traps do...
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>>39591325
>tfw 5'9''
>tfw the most aggressive girl in your school would bully you daily and you wouldn't do anything about it
>tfw she also took growth hormones because she was basically a midget
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>>39591382
in hindsight, yes, it should have been. but you still need to go back to your containment board >>>/lgbt/
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>>39591382
>trap posting in a girl thread
>there are both "women" and "traps" that post in threads often and the latter try to act like they are "women"

there are no words for this, only a image will suffice
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>>39591426
>never got bullied in school
>never got bullied by anyone
>5'7 skinny manlet

THE PAIN
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>>39591464
>bullied as skeletor manlet
>became strongfat in HS and stopped taking shit
>no longer bullied
guess I'm just unlucky
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>>39591064
well, what are you like
>>39591115
DUDEWEEDLMAO
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>>39591368
I'm sorry anon. I should have made it more clear
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>>39591506
I play piano, I want to try 'cid. I will be your sub bf. I'm not sure what else. I smoke dude weed lmao, and I like trying other drugs
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Oh hey fancy that I actually did something and rambled into paint for ten minutes over a shitty drawing to show to strangers on the internet isn't that funny.
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>>39590911
>>39590556
Please be my switch gf and have lots of cuddles and crazy fetish stuff together
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jesus christ robots, we thought we were pathetic. look at this shitshow.
friendly reminder that you don't need women to succeed in life.
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>>39591691
You sound so qt. Where do you live and do you want to be my gf
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>>39591691
How often do you masturfap?
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>>39591750
i have mommy issues and i need a woman in my life to sate those mommy issues because i never had any form of a woman's love

i don't want to need them anon, i really don't, but there's always been a hole inside my heart left void from neglect and at least it's better than trying to fill it with drugs or other unscrupulous things
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>>39591750
I want women more than success.
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>>39591569
ok sounds good. you can play piano for me while i touch your dick and if you mess up i spank you and trip inna woods.
if you like you can drop contact WEST COAST
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>>39590556
Pls come homestead with me
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Insecure girl here
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>>39591883
how short, femanon?
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>>39591842
Pls touch my dick.

Also, I am west coast too

[email protected]
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>>39591883
I want to choke you and then comfort you and hold you tight
>tfw mostly feeling wanting to protect mode
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>>39591883
Fug. I would love such a cute gf like you. You sound so perfect and qt. Please tell me you live in the US and are in the market for a bf
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>>39591910
5'2, not extremely short but short enough for people to point it out all the time
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>>39591928
CONGRATULATIONS ANON I HOPE YOU TWO ACTUALLY MESSAGE EACH OTHER AND MEET UP AND FUCK A LOT
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Anyone else here have a /practisegf/?
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>>39591948
Yes yes please do
>>39591949
Not in America :(
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>>39591969
No because that's cruel and even though I can see how useful a practice gf is my beta bich ass heart won't let me try it
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>>39588066
Wait, should i post myself as a gf (male) or a gf (girl), because given the place we're in, i'm not so sure which one you want.
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>>39592003
>Not in America
BRISBANE
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>>39592003
Do you want to come live in america then qt? I will bring you here ans you can live here with me
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>>39592049
You should post yourself as a gf(your actual sex)
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>>39592003
I worded that wrong. I'm in North America, just not USA.
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>>39591201
Are you still here pls respond
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>>39592072
>>39592078
Canada? Mexico? Either is fine
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>>39592072
What state are you in? I couldn't handle anything too hot..
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>>39592093
I'm still here anon. What did you want to say to me?
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>>39592121
I live in a southwestern state, but in an area in the moutains where it snows in the winter and isnt so hot the rest of the time.

How bout it then qt?
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>>39592076
So as a gf (male)?
That's not all that fun given that that is pretty much the same as the one i post in the "post yourself as a bf" threads, i would have to just put a skirt on it instead of pants.
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>>39592219
I just wanted to talk to you that's all it's fine if you don't want to
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>>39592241
What do you want to talk about? I don't mind talking here.
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>>39592240
Do you really wear skirts?
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>>39592275
i don't, i've crossdressed a few times tho, so i know pretty well how i look with a skirt. After all, being a trap is not hard, you just need to be skinny or a hungry skeleton (like me).
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>>39592334
Would your penis show a lot if you wore one?
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>>39591004
y-you seem pretty cool id like to have a friend like you
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>>39592258
penis and dick and also balls
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>>39592334
>After all, being a trap is not hard, you just need to be skinny or a hungry skeleton (like me).
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>>39590994
>when you fit into the fembot category more than the robot category
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>>39592358
Why would i do that?
Even if i were a crossdresser i wouldn't do that, that would be the trap's equivalent of being a girl wearing nothing but a micro bikini.

>>39592445
I said trap, not ambush.
Also, none of them are skinny.
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>>39592472
99% of dudes do not have the bone structure to be a successful trap.
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>>39592518
one on the far right is a qt
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All of these were obvious guys from first glance. Western men just can't pull it off no matter how many batches of hormones they gobble down their sissy fuccboi throats.
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>still no decent fembots ITT

For once, i believe that most of you are actually women
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>>39588066
Other people jerk off to these too right
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>>39592675
Which ones in this thread are fappable to you
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>>39592518
That's were you're wrong, for passing as a trap, you need to create a femenine silhouette, that's it.
If you think that you're just a girl with a dick, you're not a trap, you are a delusional faggot. That's why most guys fail at passing, because they ignore the fact that they are males. You can't change your bone structure, but you can change your silhouette with clothes, the usual tricks are.
>don't wear dresses, they are made to acentuate the female body, wear skirts and shirts, that way is easier
>wear baggy clothings that make your shoulders look narrower and give you an "A" shape silhouette
>wear pantyhose or knee socks to make your legs look more femenine.
>SHAVE (your face)
>style your hair with a femenine style or wear a wig.
>if you also want to wear make-up (i don't recommend this all that much) search for tutorials for crossdressing, using make up as a trap is way different as using it as a girl or as a man.

The less clothes you wear, the less feminine you get, take boxbox cosplays as an example of that.
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>>39592688
Insecure GF that wants cummies
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>>39592235
As long as it didn't get too hot I'd probably be fine. I don't like going outside much anyways. Do you want my contact?
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>>39590556
It severely depresses me that I'll never be good enough to have a girlfriend such as this in my lifetime.
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>>39591778
About four odd a day, it depends. I could probably do more if I wasn't an edging addict.

>>39591770
Maine. If we don't have to flirt and you get this is what the reality of being near me is like, sure.
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>>39592812
Thank u I love you
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>>39593193
>About four odd a day, it depends. I could probably do more if I wasn't an edging addict.

Huh, more than I expected. Usually when a girl says she masturbates a lot it means a couple times a week.
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>>39593193
>edging addict
a kindred soul
>tfw masturbate once per day but edge for 2+ hours
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>>39593193
Why don't you join me anon?
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>>39593019
[email protected] thats my contact
We can talk on discord or whatever else you'd like
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>>39593019
Not that anon, but you wouldn't happen to be a pic related?
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>>39592409
thanks anon you seem pretty cool too i like your style
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>>39592068
I think you are me
Originoli
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>>39593360
Part of me wants to gib contact, but I'd feel weird knowing I'm in direct competition with another robot.
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>>39591691

Post Discord.
Wouldn't mind learning a bit more about you, Shakes.
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>>39593482
I don't want a fight over me, desu I'm 110% sure I'm not worth it.
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>>39591883

Soooo.

Do you have any kind of identity beyond being a pervert?

Post Discord, if so.
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>>39593551
Can you post a throwaway email? I'll message you,, I just don't like publicly posting my discord... I'm sorry
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>>39593542
I want to join the fight just to rake some leaves

MA reporting
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>>39593551
>Asking the girl to post her Discord

Dumbass, you're supposed to post yours. She'll get flooded if she makes her public.
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>>39593588
THE GIRL IS MINE, EH
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>>39593584

[email protected]

Shoot.

>>39593593
Shut the fuck up, bitch.
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>>39593542
Are you from vaguely-Toronto-ish?
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>>39592078
Vancouver? (Originally)
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>>39591691
What's that job story?
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>>39593683
I'm on the west coast
>you have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>39593584

its >>39593613 here - no clue if you sent to that 10minutemail address but its not showing up, so I'll just post a throwaway gmail-

[email protected]
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>>39593712
And original test
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>>39593712
Yvh ouu VA-11 HA-11-A Cyberpunk bartender action
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>tfw no one from southeast US so far
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>>39594030
I heard it's going to rain over there
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>>39594030
>tfw the only Canadian grill ITT is as far away as possible
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>>39594064
Yeah. I pray for early release or a GF
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>>39593259
Masturbating is the only thing that regularly stimulates my dopamine receptors.

>>39593305
In what?

>>39593737
>Hired at a bottle redemption because no other place returns my calls.
>Given a bag of bottles to sort first off, open the bag into the sink, some fall to the floor.
>Don't want to look stupid by spilling stuff, so shoot down to grab them.
>Crack head against the corner of the sink.
>Cleaned up, dizzy, back to training.
>Gets really busy all of a sudden, since I'm new I'm sent to the back to sign sorted bags and toss them in the big cargo thing.
>Still a bit woozy.
>On a completely level plane, try to jump over one bag to get to another.
>Right from lift off I knew this wouldn't end well.
>Turn 45 degrees in the air, landing leg a bit to the side, land right on the point above my ankle. My whole weight and momentum go there.
>Feel a snap, vision goes white, can't think for a while.
>Wait out the end of the shift, hobble to my dad who's waiting to pick me up.
>Try to downplay it despite it already swelling up to softball size.
>Get home, try to go up the stairs, scream, collapse.
>In a cast for the next three months, lose all of that work time.
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>>39593413
>I think you are me
what
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This is what 8 straight days of playtime does to a mind

I think i have a self control issue and I dont know how to fix it
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>>39594337

Eight fucking days?
What the hell?

Are you ok?
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>>39594391
No
I had the week off
but now I dont
and now I have to go back to work but all I want to do is play on a shitty server full of shitty people that forced me to git gud before I could even do the things I wanted to do

My eyes hurt, im sick, my ass is numb. I know im in a bad state but fuuuuuck I was so boored i didnt know what else to do
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Why haven't people started adding their locations to these pics? That would make things a looot easier
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>>39594468
Because If Im gonna get raped, it wont be by your tiny dick
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>>39594534
why dont u come rape me first then
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>>39594337
Is possible that you also have 'control over others" issues as well
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>>39594534
>I live somewhere in California or England or whatever
>Oh noes anon can find exactly where I live now
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>>39594562
because Im self conscious about my baby face and large weight

>>39594585
not exactly sure what you mean, can you elaborate a little?
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>>39594605
if ur under 200 lbs post where u live and ill make out with u
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>>39594605
Say, hypothetically you would feel the urge to both bully and tease someone?
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>>39595209
I do that in a non sexual way to my friends all the time, it kinda replaces normal conversation
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>>39595294
And so, allow me to pontificate the possibility that you could do so and similar in a sexual context?
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>>39592409
Can you imagine how fun raping this femanon would be?
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>>39594204
Are you still around, compulsive masturbation femanon?
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>>39592409
i like you a lot, where r u located cutie
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>>39590556
Do you actually show off cleavage?
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I never make posts like this at all
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>>39596221
>Nothing sexual

Why bother
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>>39596221
>Nothing sexual

Location??
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>>39596221
cute tell more

oregeneoioioiiioioi
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This thread sucks, the BF threads are better. The lonely bitterness generated in those threads is what this board needs.
Roasties fuck off.
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>>39596432
>maybe like a dozen roastposts in here
>rest are orbiters
fuck that's depressing
also tell stories about ER, that shit makes me roll
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>>39596464
I don't really have many stories, and I'm terrible at articulating them.
Only had one guy die in the ER since I started. He died moments after he arrived via ambulance.
At the end of the day he was just another stack of paperwork.
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>>39596432
>probably hates you
>doesn't want to be your bf

why do roasts find things they can't have more attractive, chads too for that matter i suppose
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>>39591883
>this girl will never exist outside of some LARPing queer's fantasy
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>>39596500
figures. i met a dude in the waiting room one time who chopped like 4 fingers off with an angle grinder and was keeping them in his hardhat full of ice. screaming bloody fucking murder too, wonder what happened with him.
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>>39588559
Antinatalist stalker/souffle maker, if you're still here, I am the same person. Thread died while I was at work. I'll post contact if you want, just let me know
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>>39591969
i had a practisegf with my sister's husbands sister. she is a few years older than me and we fucked and "dated" for a year. then she got engaged and no married. still occassionally hook up when left alone, but it was a great experience and i almost fell for her, but it was good because we knew that were just enjoying each other a lot but that it would never last or become a legit thing. so was prepared for it to end, but had a great time during and learnt much.
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>>39596527
I clearly don't exist
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>>39590556
This is me to a t except for the physical part
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>>39596775
be my literal gf then
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>>39596350
>>39596277
sorry i got scared but cant delete the post anymore
sorry for not responding with information
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>>39596828
i didnt mean to scare u
i dont wanna make u do anything u dont want to do sweetiepie
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>>39596828
That's alright, I like your drawing style
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>>39596775
This is why men rape. Remember that.
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>>39596860
Reading this post makes me want to claw my eyes out, good job anon
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>>39597073
i didnt mean to make u wanna claw ur eyes out
i dont wanna make u do anything u dont want to do sweetiepie
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>>39597092
Don't post to me or my board ever again ori
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>>39597160
hold that shit boi
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alright here's me, 100% accurate
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>>39592409
>ted bundy was overrated

ok

>sandy hook never happened

BISH
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>>39596730
Heads up, I'm not here looking for a romantic relationship or anything of that nature, but I would be interested in talking with you if you'd like. I have some questions.
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I do wish I wasn't so childish sometimes.
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>>39597416
locationsss pls!!
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>>39597416
hhhnnnnnnnggggg
this post made me hurt the most this entire thread
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>>39597399
Who said anything about that?
[email protected]
alberichwarcaller#9863
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>>39594337
>6.6k GS
Who the fuck still uses gearscore
>>
>>39597416
So many real life waifus in this thread.
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Y'all niggas don't let this thread die so soon
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>>39597781
don't worry, i'll sum it up for you, it's not like you'll miss anything

>has daddy issues

>doesn't, but pretty much builds their personality on the fact that they aren't completely samey or annoyingly submissive, aka incredibly boring after the facade of interest

>actually desirable fembot

>either a roleplaying faggot or "haha but i'm taken / am not looking silly bois!!"
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I wouldn't bother replying to this post, part of making this is merely to vent. No doubt that I'll cringe the second I have posted this though feel somewhat relieved that there is at least some people on this thread who probably feel similar in some respects.

>>39588066
That's a particularly sweet image anon, hope you are having a nice day!

>>39590556
I cannot say that I approve of your persona though I do appreciate your drawing abilities, that's something that many may envy even if it is fairly basic.

>>39591004
Why do so many Asians wear that star shirt? Always made me curious, I'm sure you are pretty cool even if you are not particularly great at anything and make sure to enjoy your life.

>>39591883
Wait, people actually suck other's balls? I thought that was an expression from South Park. How could anyone do such an awful thing? Anyhow you seem relatively cute and one could easily squeeze the life out of you with overbearing affection.

>>39592409
You remind me of something though I cannot put my finger on it.
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>>39598142
L O C A T I O N pls

O

C

A

T

I

O

N
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>>39597416
What sort of pornography do you consume?
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>>39598142
>posts anime girl rubbing her hair

You're cute femanon.
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>>39598142
Holy cute anon. Wish I could have a qt gf like you except for the no touching/sex. Maybe you'll find the right person with whom you can rub various body parts together and be happy.
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>>39597416
rofl nice activate windows shit going on there
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>>39598142
>how could people do such a thing
It's a simple thing called pleasure, sexual in origin here. It is both pleasurable and satisfying sexually (as far as I know) to have your balls sucked, and typically partners like to both please and satisfy eachother. I'm confused about how you can go through life not knowing this.
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Someone please kill me, thank you, yes
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anyone in colorado?

everyone here is so socially adjusted i dont know how chads do it
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>>39596432
how can i talk to you alcobf
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>>39598818
Wanna work out together at home?
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>>39599556
I would like that a lot.
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>>39599614
I don't go outside a lot except for work. But I'm starting to get a bit flabby. Maybe I should get a treadmill
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>>39599699
A treadmill would help, even if you're only walking on it.
What do you do for a living?
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>>39599758
I'm a shut-in that masquerades as a programmer during the day.
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posting mine again cause I got no better things to do than stay here all day
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>>39600693
You seem like a nice fit to my ENFP
>Would get you a green card to Aus/10
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>>39600693
>Wishes chest was smaller
No.
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>>39600693
I want you as my gf tbqh
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>>39600693
You're too perfect to be real, but if you wanna chat with me my discord is Plain Face#4713
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>>39598382
Thanks anon! Hope you are holding up well.

>>39598676
Thank-you anon, hopefully that does happen though I wouldn't count on it, still best of luck to you.

>>39598734
That's the first I've heard of it, I mean I know of fallacio (though personally I find the thought of it quite sickening) though doesn't sex just sort of cut it? I mean it pleasures both parties right whilst the others are just sort of there but not really useful?
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>>39600711
thanks
>>39600713
I don't like my chest
>>39600764
>>39600771
thanks but since I'm Italian we will end talk for a few days and then forget each others
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>>39598818
Do you have a fat face
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>>39600808
Well atleats im in Europe so there is a possibilty of an Italy trip
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>>39600808
I'm in the balkans so I'm not that far off from italy desu. I'm>>39600771
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>>39600835
Europe where?
original post I swear
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>>39600862
Sweden unfortunaly, and no, I'm not a nigger or a sandman
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>>39600808
I like big chests REEEEE
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>>39598818
Are you diagnosed or are we talking about meme autism?
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>>39598142
Top b8 euyyy
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>>39600808
If you're ever interested in starting a family in Aus hit me up.
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