Need dating advice

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wrap one of these babies up in a nice bow and frilly paper. Put into a small gift bag and garnish with lime juice (the bag)

If she doesn't gasp and love it right away then back away at angles until you reach an exit.

ask if she wants hot cheetos con limon

>>39574820
if said Mexican girl is in Texas as her if she likes hot cheetos and offer to buy her some

>>39574820

Just mention SELENA and she will swoon and cry.

>>39574820
I want to know this as well.
>t. Blackbot in california

>>39574820
don't know but be a cool bro dude, good luck.

>>39574888
Can I buy you some hot cheetos anon?

>>39574820
Ask her out to Taco Bell

Tell her to get out or you'll call ICE

talk about
>fuck donald trump
>hot cheetos
>nigger music
>selena
>tacos

>>39575574
This and being rich and attractive and alpha.

>>39574820
>how do i break the ice with a mex girl?
the most important question: are you white or a nigg...cough cough i mean a black?

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Eat some spicy taco bell with lots of beans in advance, then start farting in her company, she'll get the message instantly and be really turned on.
Bonus points if you shit yourself on the spot and have a lot of shoulder/back hair. She'll instantly have sex with you when you take your shirt off.

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>>39574820
Don't. If you like your face, that is.

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>>39576160
As if every mexican QT is from the cartel.....
I live in California, and it hurts me every day that I see all these QT latina women that I can't have because I'm an ugly robot. I would literally half my remaining lifespan if I could get a thicc mexican QT, bury my face in her ass, and take deep satisfying inhales.

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>>39576272
You don't seem to understand what I'm implying here. As expected of an inferior American brainlet.

I'm saying mix with my race, pay with your face.

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>>39576364
Whoa there, don't cut yourself with that edge bud. Fuck off back to >>>/b/ it suits fuccbois like you.

>>39576364
that edge though. Don't kid yourself kiddo. you might be mexican but you are here, on r9k at 2:30 some odd in the morning. You are no different than the rest of us friend

Offer her a handful of refried beans, or two if she's rich.

>>39576439
weak fucking drills

>>39576272
>take deep satisfying inhales.
why do people want to smell asses? What do asses smell like? I always assume shit. Or something else along the lines?

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>>39574820
Tell her that your favorite Overwatch hero is Sombra.

>>39574888
I'm Mexican and can confirm no other Mexican has ever turned down hot Cheetos.

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>>39574820
>tfw know a qt as fug white mexican girl

how do i get her love?

>>39576272
>BRRRRAAAAPPPPFFT
>mmmm, tastes just like mamas cooking

>>39576364
Settle down, Pepito. Don't you have some lettuce to pick or something?

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Are you sure she's not white?

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>>39574820
Tell her to get undressed and fuck you or you'll call ICE on her stinky taco eating ass

>>39577944
> Hot Cheetos
this is an amerifat half-breed thing
real mexicans prefer Ruffles with hot sauce

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> tfw no qtp2t FARC gf

>>39576364
Over the wall it goes. Soon beaners will be deported and your women will suck OP's dick for a green card.

>>39574820
call ice on her

>How do I break the ice with a mexican girl?

A pickaxe usually does the trick for me.