Hispanobot thread

>cholo cousin getting deported
>cant feel bad

I drink, and shitpost on /r9k/.

I wonder how I'll find a wife and make 1,000 brown kids.

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the only thing worse than the fembot thread, the spic thread. enjoy your containment thread amigos

>>39568873
You have the original pic 0f this?

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>Hispanic
>can't speak spanish

>>39569435
What's your original ethnic background?

If anyone knows any qt illegals who don't want to be deported pls tell me so I can marry them.

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>>39569478

Peruvian. Born in Leafland.

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Who here /pan/?

get daca and apply for a bet-

>>39569586
>Peruvian-Lead
What an odd combo. Was LOS too mean?

>>39569695
What's a LOS?

I'm Peruvian and I have acquaintances who like to eat lomo and do it every week and every time they talk about Peru all they do is talk about Machu Picchu and fucking lomo saltado and I am always a llama comment away from losing my shit. I understand the desire to feel worldly by superficially showing interest in another culture but can't you do it with some other place? Bolivia's a shithole too, can't you pretend to be interested in that instead?

>>39568873
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Dont you mean Anons

>>39570063
much easier to pretend to like peruvian culture than knowing things or eating weird food

just flame and play like shit on dota 2

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>>39570063

Llama's are fluffy amirite?
muh Inca Cola.

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>>39569435
same here its kinda embarassing

Chilean here. I dont wanna work or study. Why can't I be american and get neetbux

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>>39568873
Courtney, if you're reading this, please, for your own good, do not read the rest of this thread. Please don't read the rest of the thread. PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS THREAD. I apologize for any grief that I may have caused. I don't intent on hurting you, your boyfriend, or even myself.

I just wanted your affection and was venting my frustrations on an anonymous forum like a coward. I'm sorry Courtney. I'll stay out of your life from now on. If any of these posts give you mental grief, I just want to apologize from the bottom of my heart. I'm sorry.

I hope one day you'll forgive me, but I know it won't ever happen. And please for the love of god, stay the hell away from this website. It's not good for your mental healht

Again, l just wanted to say I'm sorry. And for your own good, close this window now Please

>>39569928
LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS DE AMERICA
It's an /int/ meme.

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>>39570539
>tfw this porn meme is somewhat true
Literally all latinas I know want to get BLEACHED.
It's sad.

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>>39570559
Well, isn't that the reason why we have a bunch of hispanics on this board? That's sure as hell why I'm here.

Hell women in general don't even give us a chance to say hi.

>>39568873
>how do you cope with your shitty life
by reading, watching anime and and listening to chilling music, seriously, these are the only three things that keep me from committing suicide. I was a wageslave until very recently (warehouse clerk and oh boy there you get to experience brayanism and degeneracy of the sort at its finest) and those things helped me a lot to deal with it and save shekels. Still hopeing to get another jo releated to my career (although given how bad things i'm getting i'm convinced it won't happen any time soon or at all in the worst case scenario, got the chance about a year ago but nepotism screwed me more than twice when reached the end of my contract). That's my experience, how about yours lads?

>>39568873
>see ICE truck
>laugh to myself at the thought of illegals getting booted out of Trump's America
Am I a traitor?

>>39570559
> white murricans go around shouting about muh white genocide n sheeeeeeeit
>there are white dudes out there getting together with latin am women
>bu bu bu but MUH WHITE GENOCIDE, THEY ARE BREDDING US OUT DAWG
>SHEEEEEEIT

>>39570748
sort of, to whites you're still subhuman though

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>>39570748
No, to hell with illegals. They give us more of a bad name than we already have.

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>>39570361
Fuck you stop posting her here.

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>be me
>legal
>everyone in family is illegal, everyone
>supposed to be family only hope
>end up the laziest of a hard working family
>develop a faux depression in order to deal with it even though I know how to fix the problems
>I just dont have any motivation to
>i still want my Mexi-family to prosper
>mfw

>>39569435
Same. I can understand like 70% of spoken shit but am terrible at reading/writing

>>39570943
Fuck. This is the exact same situation for me.

>spend 4 years in an engineering major
>get to actual engineering classes and realize it's hard and im dumb and i'll never be able to engineer shit
>change major to psychology because it's broad and easy and takes a minimum amount of college units

also im jobless and free government money stops after 6th year of college

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>be peruvian
>wife is japanese
>everyone comments about how cute our kids will look
>wife stressing out at the thought of them getting my peruvian nose (as opposed to her tiny asian nose)
>desu idc since all her asian-ess will be lost in my already asian peruvian looks, so our kids will just look straight up peruvian with or without my nose

>>39570063
at least our food hasnt been westernized like taco bell or something

>>39570063
>be peruvian
>move to US at age 15
>land in 80% white highschool
>meet stereotypical white girl freshman
>you're from peru?!
>yeah, hi
>is it true you <mumbles>
>what?
>i said is it true you eat guinnea pigs?
>uhhh yeah in some places
>her eyes go wide in horror
>me: i only tried it once when I was younger, really bony, not a lot of meat, like eating a dry chicken wing
>she half smiles half gasps, never talks to me again

>didn't learn until a month later that americans keep cuys as pets
lmao white people

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>>39571197

I remember my relatives in Peru said a Taco Bell opened up and it closed 6 months later because everybody thought it tasted like shit.

>>39571025
i was too scared to take engineering for this reason,
i wanted a comfy paying job so i could get my hard working parents to rest so i just took cs lol

>>39571176

>wife
>kids

What the fuck are you doing here then?

>>39570796
>>39570817
>>39570539
bro keep them coming, these are hot af, i never had a qt latina gf so i get a huge sexually frustrated boner from these

>>39571363
hahaha i mean i love home made tacos and chipotle and other tex mex bullshit but I just don't see the prices translating to profit over there since there's just so many better places in the same price range. everything is just so much cheaper and better

>go to peru on vacation
>go to cusco
>meet up with crew, they all complain about the prices
>every place is $10-20 per sitting per person
>this is what i pay for lunch in the US at a whatever chain restaurant, not even a nice one
>you can byob to most clubs and drink on the street
>go to lima
>you can airbnb the most pimp apartments in barranco with a view of the ocean for like $100/night, same rate as fucking motel 6 over here in the US
>super fancy restaurants are like $20/plate
>you can order really nice putas for delivery at $80 THE NIGHT, the whole night, 8+ hours

If I was single, I'd spend all my summers there.

>>39571497
what do you mean? this is a place for casual conversation, which is what i like since I have zero friends in real life

Tfw Latina
Tfw trap
Tfw White passing
Tfw speak Spanglish but not full Spanish

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>>39571961
Do you want to suck my cock and be my wife?

>tfw filthy Mestizo
>tfw don't speak a lick of Spanish

The only language I need to know is American.

>>39571896

>>>/int/
now gtfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXq-JP8w5H4

rolon mis perros lml

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who /chicano/ here?

I've been wanting to speak calo lately. I've only gotten used to mixing some Spanish into my conversations, but I feel like I'll look like a wannabe-cholo if I start to use ese, holmes, and carnal.

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> tfw no FARC gf

>>39572533
what the fuck is calo

>>39572812
Mexican-American argot.

There are a lot of peruANOs in this thread, where are my chilean robots at ??

>>39572926
Steven Michael Harris

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>>39572682
I'd take her for a helicopter ride if you know what I mean.

>>39569435
Also same here. I could just never really understand the language even though I've heard plenty of it spoken from others.

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>>39572682
She looks retarded on the right. Why can't all women be qt operators?

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>>39568873
>learn spanish (dad left so didnt get it through osmosis sadfaec)
>become Chadfonzo, get facetat of gila monster or some other cool shit
>get big thicc black/pale gf
>become next wicked hackercore musician
thats what i got so far

feels kind of like latinos are an eternal side character, always the discount white guy in most media. then again its not much worse than being the token black guy, i just wanna be rich, shoot guns, and look manly for a living like any ol burg

though id never want to be full white, such a feminine skintone :u)

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>>39571440
im too much of a retardo to do that. i tried to teach myself programming over the course of 5 months and i ended up rethinking basic shit and all of a sudden none of it made sense. I might have an actual mental disability