Shameful things you guys do

I've never understood how someone can get off through fucking a pillow. Not judging, but is there a certain way you fold it or do have you put something inside it?

>>39566373
>Not judging
thank god I thought I was being judged on an anonymous imageboard, I'm literally shaking.

>I've never understood how someone can get off through fucking a pillow.
the pillows stimulates your dick similarly to how your hands stimulate yours when you masturbate, only that it's the pillow (from below) and your body (from above).

>but is there a certain way you fold it or do have you put something inside it?
The pillow has to be within a comfortable range of softness, you put your dick on top and hump it. I tried folding once but it didn't work out, the pillow unfolded as I humped.

>>39566077
Just beat my dick for around 7 fucking hours. I was supposed to be doing nofap.

Nutting wasnt even good. Now my dick is sore and i already have some sort of numbness in my urethra to begin with, im pretty sure im addicted to porn or something, i downloaded at least 100 pics bc i keep getting carried away.

Also i got drunk and layed the beatdown on my stepdads pc because i dont like him, he dosent use it but hes going to have a bird if he finds out

I also emptied my badder down the stairway

I need to really get my shit together bc its getting way to out of control

Im really not fucking thrilled with myself atm

>>39566373
I can get off by basically tickling my dick head.

>>39566531
7 hours is crazy, instead of pictures I download gigabytes of jav porn, then delete it after I'm done.

why did you break your stepdads pc?

did you just say you pissed down the stairway? I'm having trouble understanding some of your words. I'm too lazy to google them too.

what's the whole situation?

>>39566597
how does that work? isn't it under-stimulating?

Also >>39566666
>tfw missed get by two

>>39566668
Yeah i pissed down the stairs, and im scared im going to ruin my dick with these ridiculous masturbation sessions, then theres the drinking, the whole week is a litteral blur shit the whole years a fucking blur

>crashed 2 cars
>im on my 4th job
>no health insurance
>blacked out on xans and booze, i was in lockup for 2 days
>started cutting when i have nothing to get fucked up on
>tried getting intimant with the dog
>owe about 6000$ all together, this year started with me owing like 1000$

Im a mother fucking mess, ill be damned if i survive this year without killing myself

I need to move or something idk. Here were my goals for this year

>change name
>meet my real dad
>start collage
>pay whats owed
>find gf

What the fuck happened. Shit was not supposed to be like this

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>>39567060
>tried getting intimant with the dog

nice

>>39567060
>and im scared im going to ruin my dick with these ridiculous masturbation sessions
I did that shit in my teens, everyday, your dick's fine don't worry. Your head will be the problem, you'll become desensitized from regular porn and slowly approach the weird shit.

I see your shit's real bad, I hope you get everything in place dude.

>>39567104
I kek'd too.

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my stepfather is out, time to cleanse my soul.

>>39566695
it makes me want to fucking rabidly beat off my dick in the beginning but it gets there eventually.
just gotta be a little violent with your tickling.
it's how I learned to jerk as a kid (I mean besides humping water in the pool)

>say my own sound fx when alone
>say the name of the thing im doing
>ex: say door when opening door

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>>39567180

>you'll become desensitized from regular porn and slowly approach the weird shit.

Im already there man. Way way way TOO fucking there, sorry if the pic traumatizes anyone, its just context to how far down the rabbit hole ive gone.

I need professional help. Like. Years ago.

I have a long list of degeneration. But nothing to heavy.
>Clop roleplay for years and years
>have jerked off in all ways possible, from nipples, to butt, to between finger skin.
>new discovered way of doing it is to lie on my belly, and write some kinky shit on a piece of paper.

I'm worried that eventually I'll end the ways I can please myself.

>>39567608

>new discovered way of doing it is to lie on my belly, and write some kinky shit on a piece of paper.

That makes you jizz? Huh

>>39567460

>I need professional help

I dont think all the help in the world can cure you of whatever psychotic disorder you have going on.

>>39567279
it's funny, because my first orgasm as a kid was humping a pillow, and I stuck with it too. I guess first orgasms' habits always stay with the person?

I think I get it, I might edge and try tickling it.

>>39567331
do you imagine you're playing a game? I talk alone too and I imagine I'm talking to an imaginary girlfriend.

>>39567460
what are those genitals? what is that in its belly? please explain everything in detail, I'm immensely curious.

>>39567608
>have jerked off in all ways possible, from nipples, to butt, to between finger skin.
>nipples
>butt
>finger skin
please greentext all of those, I'm having fun reading your degeneracies.

>>39567784
Yeah. Writing erotic short novels about my fetish does it for me. Sadly, I write them in my native tongue so I can't share them.

>>39567949
There's not much to say, honestly. Just no fap for a week or so and then let the drive do the thing. The slowly, increasing feeling of the sexual drive wanting release makes all of the thing listed good. Or at least fingers and nipples (that's also the hardest two to get off by) but if you're horny enough anything is possible.

Also it's hard to greentext a single specific time. I mean, I've done all of that countless times.
You didn't wanted me to greentext them so that you could learn how did you anon. Right?

>>39567913

>what are those genitals? what is that in its belly? please explain everything in detail, I'm immensely curious.

Idk what it is. I think the belly is a vagina. And yeah it has two more vaginas. I think its supposed to be a big mix of a bunch of mammals in one. The artist literally named the pic "the mammal" idk why it turns me on but id fuck that... compilation of... things... at least im not into grannys or children, right? It could be worse. At least its not real... in this dimension.

>>39567784

>I dont think all the help in the world can cure you of whatever psychotic disorder you have going on.

One look at my porn folder and im convinced your 100% right on the money there

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>relapsed on meth
>dont want mom to know
>hide it in old WoW cataclysm collector edition box
>literally put the shards in my mouth and eat them to get high
>tfw eating them is actually a better high than smoking

I'm a fatass but my dick is kinda big, so I often fuck my belly button. I can't even clean it out without my mom's showerhead. Shit gets caked up.

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>>39568207
>You didn't wanted me to greentext them so that you could learn how did you anon.
You could never be so wrong. Please greentext random times, even if just one.

>>39568249
What exactly do you think of when masturbating to it? Do you think about penetrating the vagina in its belly? Please be specific, I've never seen anything like this in my life.

And I thought I was into weird shit, at least I'm into humans.

>>39568446
that's disgusting and hot.

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>>39568670
Its really taboo, i guess i think about the musk, the fact it isnt human, idk if id go for the belly vagina but the fact it has all this boobs and vaginas is really arousing.

Face is ugly as fuck tho, id put a bag over that shit.

Im still into humans. Just i guess the whole "furry freak of nature" is more my main fetish it never really gets old. If only shit like that truly existed baka

Tfw you hate people so much you'd rather bang an anthropomorphic beast with multiple vaginas an tiddys

Im ashamed at my psyco ass fetish, but it never gets old.

>>39566077
It's okay, honey. Everyone masturbates in the way that feels best to them. I do the same thing. You and I aren't hurting anyone. Just try not to fuck your brother's clothes anymore! Embarrassing, but not a crime. A mistake that could happen to anyone.

>be me
>unironically get off to trap porn
>fap two or more times a day
>hide the cumpaper under the table
>only clean it once every week