[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

/britfeel/

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

Thread replies: 548
Thread images: 124

File: britfeel september night.jpg (2MB, 3077x2240px) Image search: [Google]
britfeel september night.jpg
2MB, 3077x2240px
Another terrible Monday edition
>>
close to tears
>>
Bitcoin price is dipping lads, is it time to invest?
>>
File: 1496079507968.jpg (78KB, 960x847px) Image search: [Google]
1496079507968.jpg
78KB, 960x847px
>>39517716
Delet this capitalist scum
>>
File: _20170904_192837.jpg (565KB, 2002x2372px) Image search: [Google]
_20170904_192837.jpg
565KB, 2002x2372px
>brap
Sorry I saw this in the services on the way to Castleford
>>
>He downloaded the same xfm show torrent that didn't cut out the songs on early episodes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtzRJgZG98I
>>
>>39517755
China banned it today.
>>
So I've been wondering for a while now but can you lads explain to me why we have K-On in the OP picture? Is it cause there was a movie about them going to London?
>>
File: c11.png (510KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
c11.png
510KB, 1920x1080px
Evening lads.
How've you all been?

Post waifus
>>
>>39517785
Pardon me, but do I know you?
>>
>>39517837
fuck off to 8ch you mong
>>
File: tumblr_mz36jg6pDL1rww0upo1_1280.png (517KB, 600x1020px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_mz36jg6pDL1rww0upo1_1280.png
517KB, 600x1020px
>>39517837
>Post waifus
k
>>
>>39517785
Don't go this route.This is not related to politics.I'm still in many ways "left-wing" snd very beta but holy shit man,It's all a big mirage you're using to escape the present.
>>
File: 1497686611922.jpg (31KB, 320x286px) Image search: [Google]
1497686611922.jpg
31KB, 320x286px
POSH BOY NOW WANNA RAP
POSH BOY NOW WANNA SCRAP
POSH BOY BOUT TO GET CLAPPED
>>
Lads

Where the fuck have I put my passport?
>>
Just closed the 8ch thread in disgust. Dont want to see any of your body parts lads
>>
File: poo poo pee pee.jpg (390KB, 1200x3600px) Image search: [Google]
poo poo pee pee.jpg
390KB, 1200x3600px
just ejected several large chunks of faeces lads
>>
>>39517880
Sold it Mahumed for 20 quid
>>
>>39517816
>China banned it today.
no they didn't they banned ICOs (Initial Coin Offerings) which are when someone makes a crypto currency then sells it off before its public, scam basically
>>
File: konjaffa2.jpg (251KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
konjaffa2.jpg
251KB, 1920x1080px
>>39517825
>Is it cause there was a movie about them going to London?
Pretty much lad
>>
>>39517905
I stand corrected. Fuck I wish I invested in BC. Also hope I'm not thinking the same thing looking back to now in 5 years.
>>
File: t.jpg (95KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
t.jpg
95KB, 1280x720px
let's get some chill monday tunes in lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5eRyZPNj1w
>>
File: IMG_20161214_173826.jpg (32KB, 1078x598px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20161214_173826.jpg
32KB, 1078x598px
>>39517837
Going pretty good currently watching the Blair witch project (2016) and browsing so all in all can't complain. Hope you're well
>>39517856
Don't be rude lad
>>
>>39517922
You've missed two chances now desu.
Investing in ETH in jan/feb this year was massive returns too.
>>
>>39517929
>the Blair witch project (2016
holy shit I forgot this existed
>>
File: 1371854204827.gif (116KB, 277x400px) Image search: [Google]
1371854204827.gif
116KB, 277x400px
>>39517918
Well I can't really complain about that. Azunyan still best, though.
>>
File: keionspoons.jpg (321KB, 962x641px) Image search: [Google]
keionspoons.jpg
321KB, 962x641px
>>39517825
they're also regulars in the spoons
>>
>>39517927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbWBRnDK_AE

listened to this album on a 26 hour coach ride back from outlook on 2 valium, only time i've ever slept most way through a journey
>>
File: 2_12.jpg (2MB, 1492x2032px) Image search: [Google]
2_12.jpg
2MB, 1492x2032px
>>39517837

Oh no looks like mai waifu is in quite a pickle haha
>>
File: 1481763280183.jpg (14KB, 600x434px) Image search: [Google]
1481763280183.jpg
14KB, 600x434px
>tfw your oneitis was in an obscure youtube show and you can watch her anytime
It feels like stalking with less effort and dignity
>>
>>39517992
>No spicy walkers
Mugi come on now, lad.
>>
File: Nausicaa.jpg (568KB, 1920x1040px) Image search: [Google]
Nausicaa.jpg
568KB, 1920x1040px
all these low tier bints
>>
File: Prison.jpg (65KB, 1139x536px) Image search: [Google]
Prison.jpg
65KB, 1139x536px
Oh man not oral sodomy as well!
>>
>>39518060
top taste lad, desu
>>
>>39518006
fuck off you boring nonce
>>
>>39517864
What's happened there lad
>>39517929
I've heard of it but I don't think I've ever seen it.
I'm doing OK at least, not really sure at the moment. Should be putting my computer together tomorrow so I can get some things done or just slack off to some vidya.
>>39518006
EXTREMELY LEWD
Looks to be in more than a pickle lad
>>
File: 63449986_p0_master1200.jpg (92KB, 419x339px) Image search: [Google]
63449986_p0_master1200.jpg
92KB, 419x339px
>>39517837
I had a pretty alright day, gonna do fish fingers for tea. What's on your menu?

>>39518006
looks like the pickle is gonna be in her soon enough
>>
>>39518060
Ill always love that film
>>
>>39518068
He only does it to people who talk shit.
>>
File: 1485883317101.jpg (41KB, 324x322px) Image search: [Google]
1485883317101.jpg
41KB, 324x322px
>just took me 3 and half hours to get out of bed


terrible mood today t b h
>>
File: 1480905720626.jpg (113KB, 882x731px) Image search: [Google]
1480905720626.jpg
113KB, 882x731px
>>39518146
>He only does it to people who talk shit.
See what you did there. Nice
>>
>>39518139
Sounds good. I had a leg of chicken and a few chips. Not massively fond of it but it was made for me and I was going to just settle on a sandwich otherwise haha.
>>
just had a poo lads

originalad
>>
>>39518068
>aggravated
Isnt that when the victim riles you up? If so what sort of response is bumming??
>>
>>39518189
I think it can also mean you're high as fuck and I suppose your lawyer could argue 'not in your right mind'
>>
>>39517927
Have a chill tune on me lad. Lovely music as always
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NynkFRDlWtY
>>
ur mum lol dies in Twin Peaks
>>
https://youtu.be/Is8XalrZAi0
X-files theme intensifies
>>
First day back at work after 9 days off lads. Was a bruiser of a day. Going to watch Dark Matter to cheer myself up. I'm up to s03e04 so no spoilers please boyos.

Anyone fancy a cuppa and a custard cream?
>>
File: RIP.jpg (38KB, 477x417px) Image search: [Google]
RIP.jpg
38KB, 477x417px
RIP
paki gang
>>
I dont know how I'd do in one of those prisons where you're in your cell 23 hours a day. On the one hand I dont leave my room much and wouldnt want to be bothered by other cons but it must drive you mad after awhile
>>
File: 1498680730326.jpg (590KB, 1514x1080px) Image search: [Google]
1498680730326.jpg
590KB, 1514x1080px
>>39518060
Allow me to add a top-tier bint to the proceedings.

>>39518294
Got any of those chocolate custard creams you find in cheapo shops?
>>
>>39518314
>Upon further investigation, police discovered that the four men had been communicating using military encrypted mobiles.
what does that even mean?
>>
File: DM24.jpg (52KB, 1127x630px) Image search: [Google]
DM24.jpg
52KB, 1127x630px
>>39518294
>Going to watch Dark Matter to cheer myself up
yay
>>
>>39518340
>what does that even mean?
Signal
>>
>>39518139
Try to stick to only two bags worth this time, oink.
>>
File: 1435428133070.jpg (36KB, 482x427px) Image search: [Google]
1435428133070.jpg
36KB, 482x427px
>>39517864
>>39518006
>>39518139
>we lost ebin, shippy, tilde and britnormie for this
>>
>>39518372
Fuck off to 8ch then you whiney ballbag they're all there jerking each other off.
>>
File: 5 alive she is a qt.jpg (31KB, 338x338px) Image search: [Google]
5 alive she is a qt.jpg
31KB, 338x338px
>>39518333
>Got any of those chocolate custard creams you find in cheapo shops?

Got standard ones, golden ones and choco ones. Not bourbons though, those are not my thing, chocolate custard creams.

>>39518345
>yay

May have been cancelled lad but i'll always have 5 to come back to.
>>
File: 1503948972685.jpg (102KB, 855x1024px) Image search: [Google]
1503948972685.jpg
102KB, 855x1024px
>>39518372
t. Trippy McTripfag posting without his trip
>>
>>39517825
Spot the newfag, originally.
>>
File: MemeFrog.jpg (10KB, 229x220px) Image search: [Google]
MemeFrog.jpg
10KB, 229x220px
>>39518408
BASED KEKISTAN lmao this place is wild
>>
File: 1503083493197.jpg (55KB, 736x736px) Image search: [Google]
1503083493197.jpg
55KB, 736x736px
>>39517837
Just got back, gonna get drunk and set up my trip for the other thread later
>>
>>39518448
Alright shippy?
>>
>>39518408
>>39518419
we lost interesting posters who produced oc and chatted with others for an exclusive circlejerk that contributes nothing to the thread

come back
>>
>>39518006
Why does your waifu spawn so much tentacle porn
>>
>>39518484
Only Shippy was interesting, and even he fell for the retarded rhetoric. The rest should kill themselves
>>
>>39518484
guarantee you're an 8ch poster, the threads have been brilliant without those drama stirring shits to be honest

especially tilde not being here
>>
File: 1481846181316.jpg (36KB, 509x377px) Image search: [Google]
1481846181316.jpg
36KB, 509x377px
>>39518484

Stop fucking complaning

Its back to prime comfyness t b h

Sick to death of checking in here at ANY time of the day and it was either rampant tripfag shit or just post after post of "wheres the tripfag??"
>>
File: ebin ruins yet another thread.png (2KB, 20x1092px) Image search: [Google]
ebin ruins yet another thread.png
2KB, 20x1092px
>>39518484
>we lost interesting posters who produced oc and chatted with others
>>
is tilde away?
honestly haven't been paying attention to the thread
>>
>>39518513
t.waifuposter

I always looked forward to their posts and it was comforting knowing there were other fuckups here
>>
>>39518543
Gone to 8ch and is showing pictures of his tummy as we speak
>>
>>39518372
I don't miss tilde or ebin but Shippy is worth 10 sakulards and that dull cunt nymph
>>
>>39518340
It's a buzzword in regards to encryption they can't break
>>
>>39518547

Well they dont post here anymore so stop moaning about it lad
>>
>>39518503

We can only speculate, maybe it's because she's so small and fun to bully

>>39518139
>looks like the pickle is gonna be in her soon enough

crying_laughing_emoji.tiff
>>
>>39518576

Nymph anon is actually a really interesting and cool guy

t. not nymph anon
>>
>>39518477
Welcome back lad.
>set up my trip for the other thread later
absolute madman
>>
>>39518603
Haha such an original little joke! Dull faggot.
>>
trips were the backbone of this thread. it is now a little /b/ lite edition with all the new edgy teens.
>>
>waifuposters out
>trips in

simple as

you ain't gonna cause trouble, are you lads?
>>
>>39518627
He's a scientist and drinks banana bread beer

That's interesting, checkmate gaylord
>>
>>39518639
Ebin and tilde were the edgiest cunts here with their paki hating rhetoric and don't get me started on Ebin's teenage edge

Point out all the edgy posts in this thread?
>>
>>39518534
This shit made me so mad, Glad it's over.
>>
Goin to the shop, need anything lads?
>>
>>39518658
They should all fuck off. I didn't help chase ebin out so saku and nymph can circlejerk in peace. I will continue if I must.
>>
>>39518639
I dont know how people got so riled up by them. I usually just ignored them except ebin
>>
>>39518605
thank you
I'll need the dutch courage for such reckless behavior
>>
File: 1504232707002.jpg (21KB, 481x406px) Image search: [Google]
1504232707002.jpg
21KB, 481x406px
>>39518691
Wouldn't mind some sparkling water, lad. At least it's healthier than Coke.
>>
>>39518700
ooooh sorry hard man!!!!
>>
File: 1496885730928.jpg (43KB, 641x491px) Image search: [Google]
1496885730928.jpg
43KB, 641x491px
>tripfags posting on entirely different website now
>easy to find
>they are posting this very second
>nah , lets come to /britfeel/ and complain about it constantly

Why
>>
File: 1473979103752.png (69KB, 499x499px) Image search: [Google]
1473979103752.png
69KB, 499x499px
>>39518691

The till
>>
File: MemeFrog3.png (30KB, 547x603px) Image search: [Google]
MemeFrog3.png
30KB, 547x603px
>>39518726
>ooooh sorry hard man!!!!
*upvote*
>>
>>39518701
>people

Lads it's the waifuposters and underage that did it
>>
File: 1428572894144.jpg (42KB, 669x746px) Image search: [Google]
1428572894144.jpg
42KB, 669x746px
>mfw someone says tripfag?
>>
>>39518732
they've contributed a lot to the threads culture

without them its just a mix of /b/ and /brit/
>>
>>39518639
Then fuck off to 8ch with them.
>>
>>39517729
Moved to Ireland on an adventure lads. Not been here in ages. Glad to see the pub got changed to the britfeel arms in the end.

Hows everyone doing tonight?
>>
File: 1476026522470.jpg (14KB, 251x242px) Image search: [Google]
1476026522470.jpg
14KB, 251x242px
>>39518769
>the waifuposter/underage boogeyman

Every
Single
Time
>>
>>39518791
Well that worked.
>>
So lads, what's going on?
Seen any trips about lately?
>>
>>39518807
its a fact waifuposters told tilde to kill himself and no mature person would carry out a fox
>>
>>39518691
get us a dr pepper zero lad xx
>>
>>39517879
thread theme tune
>>
>>39518843
>fox

Do you mean dox lad?

But I agree
>>
>>39518843
All trannies should kill themselves tbqh
>>
>>39517960
She's the most bland boring character
>>
>>39518843
tilde probably said worse while anon desu
>>
Britfeel spoons meet when?
>>
>>39518843
>Despairmong denied it constantly before saku himself admitted it
Really weird how these groups have blind loyalty to each other. It's fucking r9k
>>
>>39518896
Mate that's a weird way of spelling Mugi
>>
File: Lain.png (291KB, 620x413px) Image search: [Google]
Lain.png
291KB, 620x413px
"villian" who did nothing wrong
>>
>>39518898
we don't have proof of that though, saku
>>
>tfw didn't like ebin or tilde but miss bullying them
>>
File: stream_img.jpg (59KB, 680x382px) Image search: [Google]
stream_img.jpg
59KB, 680x382px
O-O-ORDERRRR! 9
>>
>>39518934
>le saku boogeyman

go back to 8ch and orbit the lying vomit tranny if you love him so much
>>
So now we've spilt, which one of us is the North Korea?
>>
>everyone I don't like is a waifu/underage poster

Fuck off back to 8ch, you pathetic wasters
>>
>>39519004
8, since they worship a personality
>>
Not a disgusting scat fetishist like saku but I might bring my bowel problems up with my gp, I don't have the anal force to fully evacuate my bowels and it ends up being messy and uncomfortable, I eat lots of fiber too
>>
>>39519016
considering how much people love talking about personalities and 8 chains so much it wouldn't be a far off assumption to say this thread worships them
>>
>>39518985
awfully defensive of saku there lad
>>
File: 1504126892468.jpg (81KB, 470x595px) Image search: [Google]
1504126892468.jpg
81KB, 470x595px
>>39518797
>mfw i have
>mfw i come back here for (you)'s
>>
I've been lurking the thread for months consistently and I still have no fucking idea who Saku is.
>>
>>39517729
Any of you lads know if you have to be in the UK for a certain number of years before you qualify for neetbux? I've been working for over a year now and moved for this job but I want to lie down and die everytime I think about it.
>>
>>39519099
The man who cucked Ebin
>>
>>39519099
You need to post an underage anime character and he'll start orbiting you
>>
>>39519099
I've been posting about a year and I barely know. Just some faggot I guess
>>
>>39519099
Fat attention whore who is rivals with a smelly NEET attention whore. Basically if you here the words ebin, tilde, len, saku think of 'desperate, attention-seeking, trash'
>>
>>39519112
>Immigrant wants free money.
You're the reason people vote for UKIP.
>>
Is Ebin the most misunderstood character in britfeel history?
>>
File: eXff1ml.jpg (135KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]
eXff1ml.jpg
135KB, 640x480px
>>39518896
You not wrong on that one lad she is just that sterotypical anime character that they introduce in an attempt to make things intresting towards the end of the season, only for it to have an awkaward counter knock on effect where they ruin the original comfyness of the show so much to a point I felt like honestly giving up on the show for that exact reason.
>>
>>39519134
pretty much. One of those creepy gays though obsessed with anime girls and people that use them.
>>
File: 1479490501276.jpg (77KB, 300x250px) Image search: [Google]
1479490501276.jpg
77KB, 300x250px
>>39519112
Hands off my NEETbux foreigner
>>
>>39519144
I paid for your neetbux this year senpai, say thank you.
Just wanted to know if I can bridge a month or two with it while looking for another job. I'm not able to stay without work, I go mad after being completely inactive for several weeks. I have not ascended to perfect neethood yet.
>>
>>39519173
Foreign NEETs don't produce the same quality noncontent that British NEETs do.
>>
I'd take ebin/tilde over waifuposters tbqh

and I am firmly anti ebin/tilde
>>
>>39519099
This >>39519114 to be honest, which is why you see his name popping up so much because the mouldy little twat is still butthurt about it months later
>>
>>39519209
the waifu posters are self contained though
tilde and ebin shit up the entire thread
>>
>>39519233
Did he fuck Tilde or something?
>>
>>39519270
No he fucked Len, a guy Ebin fell in love with and made like 4 blog posts about it, but STILL insists he isn't gay. It's proper fucking tragic. Everytime you hear Saku it's Ebin or Tilde shitposting off-trip because of this 1 event.
>>
>>39519270
saku (like every gay) was desperate for cock and tried to hook up with every waifuposter on here. Len finally being the one to accept was also liked by Ebin, they flirted on steam or some shit like all gays do. Now ebin hates them because he was 'betrayed' and they hate ebin, resulting in us anons getting to hear sprinkles of their drama every so often.
>>
>>39519305
>>39519315
I'm surprised the gay boys met up irl.
>>
>>39519305
it's up to six blog posts by the way, i hope len has police escorts
>>
>>39519333
I know, sounds so fucking grim.
>>
>>39519315

But what was Nigii's role in all this? What about when dubs checker anon used Ebin's webcam to record him fapping?

Please do continue to fill up the thread with this drama it's really interesting
>>
Tfw live in a perpetually naeous state
>>
>>39519448
I too live with fat people.

captcha: anal road
>>
>>39519315
You're forgetting early lore

>jun outright rejected saku
>tilde ignores sakus advances
>tilde then dates ebin

saku essentially got rejected for a neet who picks shit out of his arse
>>
tfw live in a failing western European state
>>
File: 1411238917484.jpg (9KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]
1411238917484.jpg
9KB, 250x250px
who /heartbrokenromantic/ here?

>tfw having a few drinks thinking about her again years after losing all contact

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA5EYPxUmUE
>>
>>39519415
If they all want to fuck off I'll stop reminding them of what a pathetic sad group they are, 'lad'.
>>39519480
>tilde ignores sakus advances
I didn't actually know that but it could be true, he did ask a lot of cunts. The fact Jun rejected him and Ebin is funny though.
>>
Oh man, /britfeel/ is so good without any tripfa-
>>
>>39519521
>Jun
I kinda miss that fag desu.
>>
File: 1439656362327.png (80KB, 529x327px) Image search: [Google]
1439656362327.png
80KB, 529x327px
>>39519511
I keep falling for the first guy who gives me any sort of attention...
>>
>>39519511

one of the things i end up thinking about on /nightwalk/ sometimes, especially if im on a trip down memory lane somewhere, shes the only part of having a social life i miss, dont miss friends of pubs or any of that shit, probably because she walked out on me and i walked away from everyone/everything else, just want closure but dont have the balls to go after it, oh well, a little bit humid but still pretty nice weather for a /nightwalk/ this evening boys, what about yoursevles?
>>
How do I stop picking my nose lads?
>>
File: 1503438507111.png (288KB, 290x731px) Image search: [Google]
1503438507111.png
288KB, 290x731px
reminder you can filter terms like "ebin" or "len" and block the shitposting
>>
File: FIGURE-030400.jpg (84KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]
FIGURE-030400.jpg
84KB, 600x600px
Buy me, anon!
>>
>>39519618
Reminder that Len is unironically the only person involved who didn't do anything wrong
>>
25th birthday later this month lads. Am I the oldest person posting here?
>>
>>39519654
Not even fucking close lad
>>
>>39519631
Oh, if the taxpayers knew what us NEETs spend their money on...
>>
>>39519603
>tfw deviated septum that constantly hurts and I'm always poking around to try and alleviate the problem somehow
>>
>>39519654
>Am I the oldest person posting here?
fuck no
>>
>>39519631
Why? It's just a model that doesn't do anything
>>
>>39519685
What else are you going to wank on?
>>
>>39519666
The Daily Mail would have a heart attack
>>
>>39519705
Luckily the chav NEETs are covering for us by flaunting their alcohol and weed.

Their money goes back into the UK economy though, I send mine to chinks.
>>
>>39519671
as somebody who cant leave stuff like that alone, that would be hell for me
>>
>>39519636
Saku said he agreed the tilde blogpost would be funny.
>>
>>39518372
>We lost tilde
Not much was lost
>>
>>39519662
>>39519673
I don't know whether it's because I come from a family of normies but what happened to us lads

What happened to you guys, the old crowd, what is the reason why you are still here
>>
>>39519673
31 and a half and still on 4chan, weeee what a ride
get me of it please
>>
>>39519744
and len said he has screenshots that disprove what tilde said
t. dual board poster
>>
>>39519760
This, he's as malnurshied as an Ethiopian. We'd need to lose saku for their to be a huge, gaping hole.
>>
>>39519723
If it doesn't slip through customs they get money.
t. someone who paid out the ass trying to import a Xiaomi Mi 5
>>
Got a job paying me 35k good boy points (GBP) lads
>>
>>39519779
>what tilde said
Saku's the one who said he made those posts....twice.
>>
>>39519762
I've gotten worse as I got older and ignored my mental health issues. 5 years ago I was a drug snorting cool kid party twat in East London. Now I barely leave my room
>>
>>39519800
and why would you care about this drama? Unless you're Kyle or Tilde?

leave the anime bumders to it, oh wait you are one
>>
>>39519793
That's greats anon.

Can I have 2.99 to buy some 8ball coins? I was fleeced by a paki
>>
>>39519800
tilde is the one who said saku told him len enjoyed the post

god keep up
>>
>>39519831
I don't start for over a month lad. Still on the bennies until then
>>
Imagine caring this much about a bulimic and an obsese faggot
>>
In june, the sun wouldn't even set for another 15 minutes

Now, it's pitch black
>>
>>39519853
What are you doing anyway
>>
>>39519800
tilde said he apologised to saku and saku said he never made any mean posts. then it came to light he made that suicide post so saku is a liar

anyone else miss the drama?
>>
posted here a few days ago for cider suggestions
a friendly anon suggested I should try thatchers
I'm drinking it as I'm typing it
>>
>>39519858
1 of them is proven to be bulimic. No one has ever proven the obese claim. Just the spergy rantings of a sperg
>>
>>39519898
why does it bother you so much...fatty?
>>
>>39519885
Software

Werther's Originals
>>
>>39519909
>s-stop c-challenging my b-bullshit c-claims
>>
>>39519898
tilde is anorexic with bulimic features she said

keep up anon
>>
>>39519895
Green Goblin is their best
>>
>>39519793
What job is that lad?
>>
Love web development lads.
>>
>>39519951
Literally no one loves web development except retarded "girls who code" facebook groups who didn't progress beyond learning html and css

It's horrible work.
>>
File: 1476988950593.png (47KB, 676x673px) Image search: [Google]
1476988950593.png
47KB, 676x673px
>/britfeel/ was doing well
>it's shit again
Oh well, it's not like I liked coming here or anything.
>>
>>39519950
Comfy software development
>>
>>39519974
What does that mean in real words?
>>
>>39519951
What are you working on at the moment?
>>39519966
Can't speak in terms of a full time job but I quite enjoy Web Development.
Think I might make my website include a blogging system so I can post updates on projects I've been working on.
>>
>>39519898
Kek, I think one of the few bright spots of this drama is how upset people get that saku isn't seen as a cute anime girl anymore.
Spoiler for orbiters noone of these gays are qt waifus.
>>
>be me
>pretty autistic around people due to social anxiety (and autism)
>decent at texting, snapchat, and shit like that
>grill actually wants to meet me
>in person
>will spill spaghetti in person
>wat do
>>
>>39520001
A graduate position in a firm that does software development. Going to be trained.
>>
>>39519966
No it's not, JS and PHP are great

Not a fan of how hip it has become but as long as I don't hang out with the CSS crowd for too long then I won't turn into a turbo-faggot
>>
>>39520003
Spoiler alert: Gay people like men, not girls, so who gives a fuck if they're anime girls?

Oh wait, prison gays (like you) care.
>>
>>39520020
>JS and PHP are great

Know how I know you're terrible at developing?
>>
>>39520062
Because I like PHP?

It's fine now m8, the code has cleaned up well with PHP7. It's ezpz lemone squeezy
>>
>>39519584
Same. Except I used her so I could break off easier from everyone else. It's funny how things work out
>>
>>39519972
>not using this britfeel for shitposting and the other for actual discussions
>>
>>39520010
Just go, you'll suprise yourself honestly
>>
>>39520049
Oh don't try to pair me with your pathetic self lad, I'm straight. I'd rather kill myself than be prision gay like you mongs on here posting cute anime.
>>
>>39520062
tbf lad Earning money doing easy shit is better than having to wank around the latest tech fad
>>
>>39520062
Saying that someone is bad at coding because they like language X isn't a sound way of thinking.

Most of the people who bash PHP wouldn't even be able to come up with good reasons as to why it's bad and merely hopped on the bandwagon.
>>
>>39520117
Straight people don't get involved in drama, you pathetic faggot
>>
File: worry.jpg (121KB, 604x613px) Image search: [Google]
worry.jpg
121KB, 604x613px
Feel like tesco express is supplying less and less variety in food

anyone else noticed this
>>
>>39520010
Your dad is disappointed in you

My dad is disappointed in me and I'm the exact same. Toxic shame, look it up. You're not living up to your potential because your parents didn't like you as a kid and you knew it deep-down
>>
>>39520135
They also always seem to be out of sandwiches lately. Fucking Spar garages have more on the shelves nowadays.
>>
>>39520133
>Laughing at prisiongays getting upset their friend is getting called fat instead of cute means I care about your little drama feuds.
Nah lad. I will laugh at you some more, tell me about how you want a fem boyfriend.
>>
>>39520166
Never even knew my dad anon :(

>>39520114
You underestimate my wizard powers anon, I can hardly get a sentence out without mumbling or something.
>>
>>39520181
>pointing out bullshit makes you upset
lol

>tell me about how you want a fem boyfriend.
You're doing it again. You're literally projecting your prison gay bullshit onto me. Go back to the trap threads, kid
>>
Reminder lainposter literally got cucked.
>>
>>39520209
>Never even knew my dad anon :(
Ahh, that sucks. But it does explain your predicament. Just keep in mind all the time that you are worth so much more. Know your passions and work towards them. Just be yourself completely and utterly, no bullshit. Do it for me and the other losers here mate. Cannot stress to you enough how important it is to love who you are
>>
>>39520255
>tfw you missed the story of him getting cucked
>>
File: 1482187401997.jpg (17KB, 234x250px) Image search: [Google]
1482187401997.jpg
17KB, 234x250px
>>39520135


About once every 2 weeks my local tesco express has fuck all , like no bread, milk cigarettes etc

>uh sorry the deliverly didnt arrive this morning
>its 10pm


I like how the staff try to hide and force you to use the self service , then look at you with utter disgust as you stand there waiting on them
>>
anyone else get scared that someone you will recognise you from the stories you post here?
>>
Have to stay up till 11am tomorrow for a blood test, can't wait.
>>
>>39520012
>He went to uni
You're pretty much a normalfag.
>>
>>39520268
he kissed some gay at uni and the gay cucked him

he's "not gay" though
>>
>>39520375
I did maths m8
>>
>>39520353
people could quite easily; come what may. I'm ready to leave anyway
>>
>>39520255
Do you actually mean 'literally'?
>>
>>39520382
that why he hates /ourtranny/ so much?
>>
File: BabyDevilPepe.jpg (216KB, 819x912px) Image search: [Google]
BabyDevilPepe.jpg
216KB, 819x912px
winters coming along, I've stopped listening to disco so much and now im more drawn towards listening to Maus again, I love seasonal music tastes.

In other news me and my mum had some big arguments today. Feels both bad and good. Nearly made her cry which was pretty bad but sometimes you just have to steamroll people even your family.
>>
>>39520353
Yes. I went on a few dates with someone from here as well, I live in terror of that happening.
>>
>>39520341
To be fair sometimes deliveries don't show up for some reason, or the bin lads don't come around so the back area is totally fucking to the brim with rubbish, cardboard etc.
>>
>>39520421
no one likes you kyle

why do you think you were doxxed?
>>
>>39520421
He's obsessed with being a 'real gay' in fears of his prison gay tendacies of using an anime girl. It's sad.
>>
>>39520341
They never restock the beer if there is a rush on in mine because none of them understand why people might want beer on a night
>>
>>39520446
Are you a fag? What were they like?
>>
>>39520452
That's not me you spacker
>>
>>39520503
Not a fag. actually biological female

They were okay and it was a good couple dates. He stopped responding after a while so I must have done something wrong.
>>
>>39520611
What were you expecting from here, Prince Charming?
>>
>>39520452
alri' ali
>>
>>39520611
please leave tbqh
>>
File: 51M38SEVK5L.jpg (33KB, 327x500px) Image search: [Google]
51M38SEVK5L.jpg
33KB, 327x500px
Did anyone read this at school?

This is how I imagine a lot of robots live like
>>
>>39520611
please be my /britfeel/ gf
>>
>>39520611
Are you pigeon mummy or another slag?
>>39520724
Don't be bitter prison gay, you lot don't care about girls right? ;)
>>
File: 1498680730323.jpg (672KB, 1518x1080px) Image search: [Google]
1498680730323.jpg
672KB, 1518x1080px
>>39520420
Not "literally", no, because I would never agree to someone I'm dating fucking someone else. I despise "open relationships". They're an oxymoron imo

>>39520382
I've never been to uni, though. I'm not sure where you got that info from.

>he's "not gay" though
I'm legit gay and have never said otherwise

Are you confusing me for someone else?

>>39520421
I hate all trannies (and traps). This isn't a secret.

>>39520459
What an incredibly odd thing to say
>>
well that's day 1 done in my healthy month. am trying http://hundredpushups.com/
only managed to do 4 in the initial fitness test, so i'm in babby mode 1st day was 5 sets , 2,3,2,2,3+ managed to do 4 on the last set
been trying to do them like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18vJ1uhK3PU&t=394s
>>
>>39520755
fuck off, you bumder
>>
sick of all the obsidian vs bethesda stuff lads. yes obsidian with a pedigree of making some of the best crpgs in history is better at making rpgs than bethesda, it does not make you a le intellectual youtube if you create a 20 minute video about it ffs
>>
File: 1482006291003.jpg (30KB, 647x451px) Image search: [Google]
1482006291003.jpg
30KB, 647x451px
>tfw fallen so far that I can't even hug my pillow and pretend its a qt girl
>literally so disconnected that I can't imagine life with a girl anymore
Is this the final stages?
>>
>>39520755
leave you desperate normie cunt and don't samefag yourself saying how much you like yourself because nobody does
>>
>>39520755
>I'm legit gay
>generic 'anime girl calling card' prision gay method
hmmm....
>>
>>39520764
Keep going anon! Did britfit and the other push-up lads leave?
>>
>>39520788
Has something been announced? I've not heard anything about this "rivalry" for years
>>
>>39520815
thats what im saying, people are still making videos about it
>>
>>39520755
>I despise "open relationships
>Homosexual

howling, nobody tell him
>>
>>39520703
Someone to love maybe, if things went right.
>>
>>39517892
Poo poo pee pee was the best pepe phase yet
>>
>Ebin blogged denouncing 8ch

how will they ever recover?
>>
>>39520812
dunno, not seen anything for a bit. they might have buggered off to the trips thread
>>
File: 1498960205799.png (37KB, 1127x685px) Image search: [Google]
1498960205799.png
37KB, 1127x685px
I miss shippy and britnormie lads.
>>
>>39520870
kekkin so fucking hard
>>
>>39520870
>>39520881
Will they move back now then?
>>
>>39520881
>anon misses meme
>shippy left us
>wants him to come back
>gets a counterfeit meme instead
>>
>>39520881
don't think they'll be back, saw in the 8ch tread that britnormie said he wouldn't be back
>>
>>39520881
All this britnormie and tripfag propaganda totally on time for when they'd realise their thread cant sustain itself

gosh wonder who could be behind it all.
>>
How many shots of 20% port will get me fucked
>>
>>39520870
>It doesn't help that these communities are largely homosexual or bisexual
He's actually a psychopath isnt he?
>>
>>39520896
do we want them back, they left us for their special one, now it's going tits up it's breddy funny
>>
>>39520921
>shot of port
get out underaged
>>
File: KILL U.png (189KB, 261x354px) Image search: [Google]
KILL U.png
189KB, 261x354px
I AM 31 YEARS OLD - NO FRIENDS, NO GIRLFRIEND EVER, FAMILY-LESS. HIGH RENT / PALTRY WAGES HAVE FORCED ME TO LIVE WITH 9 (NINE) DISGUSTING IMMIGRANT SLAV ***ROMANIAN*** GYPSY THIEVING SCUM. I AM AS HOMICIDAL AND SUICIDAL AS EVER - I AM READY TO DIE BECAUSE THE GAME IS RIGGED. THERE IS NOTHING FROR ME IN THIS LIFE AND IF YOU ARE READING THIS THERE IS NOTHING FOR YOU TOO. YOUR FUTURE IS A MISERABLE OUTLOOK. IT DOESNT GET BETTWER; DEATH IS THE ONLY RELEASE. I HAD FUN POSTING WITH YOU GUYS FOR 11 YEARS. FAIRWELL GUYS.
>>
File: DHoImjyXoAAIZ25.jpg (69KB, 538x545px) Image search: [Google]
DHoImjyXoAAIZ25.jpg
69KB, 538x545px
>>39520921
I've got some 40% rum, want to play a drinking game? Idk what though, helpl pls anon
>>
>>39520921
do 1 a min for an hour then report back
>>
>>39520788
It's pathetic how much people circlejerk over Obsidian to get a pat on the back. The worst cases are faggots who praise Fallout 1/2 as brilliant games, much better than 3/4 despite never playing either for over 2 hours. All because they really love NV and feel an injustice with Beth when they'd never experience this game without them.
I loved NV and it's obviously better than both 3/4 before someone thinks I'm a beth defender. Just tired of overdone circlejerking.
>>
>>39520808
Stop projecting.

>>39520809
You don't know what a prison gay is, do you?

>>39520834
I already know
>>
>>39520965
the nu males lament
>>
File: 1454869772166.jpg (110KB, 645x773px) Image search: [Google]
1454869772166.jpg
110KB, 645x773px
how come normies always have someone there to comfort them when they're feeling low or particularly sensitive?

I don't have anyone, I'm just left to feel worse and worse and even more lonely every day.

Are lonely people lonely because they're unlikable, lads? is that why nobody wants to be around people like us, because they hate us?
>>
File: PepoGroove.gif (60KB, 354x286px) Image search: [Google]
PepoGroove.gif
60KB, 354x286px
you have to go back home to your old town
to your old town
to your old town
the sound of wind blowing through grass...
>>
>>39520965
>ISGUSTING IMMIGRANT SLAV ***ROMANIAN*** GYPSY

Romanians aren't slavs mate
>>
>>39520972
>>39520967

I've only quarter bottle left

>>39520949
Shot, glass, whatever
>>
File: 1503000402337.png (361KB, 858x725px) Image search: [Google]
1503000402337.png
361KB, 858x725px
>get annoyed that no one gets in touch with me all day
>when they finally do i get annoyed that i have no money or plans or fucking anything
>>
>>39520834
Faggots are so funny.
>>
>>39520921
Half the bottle should get you nice and buzzed, whole thing should get you pretty fucked. Whole bottle should average out about the same as half a bottle of vodka / whisky / rum etc for guidence.
>>
why does that dancing scene give me so many feels mates?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgVOkFozENg
>>
anime is gay

and lain is the worst anime
>>
>>39520804
I've been in that stage for years, can't even wank to girls because the thoguht of a girl being willing to have sex with me just makes me upset
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rowFbNYZwXs
post tonight's soundtrack
>>
>>39521058
Anime is prision gay

Like the cuck lain
>>
>>39521022
Fuck that resonates
>disappointed I don't hear from friends for a while and see them doing stuff on social media
>when they do reach out can never be bothered and make an excuse
>when I do go, I wish I was at home by myself for most of my time there
>>
>>39521022
>spend all my highschool life wanting interaction
>when people give it me and invite me out always do anything I can to get around going out

And I wonder why im a 20 yo virgin worried about making friends at uni when I start.
>>
>>39521015
You don't drink port from a shot glass
>>
>>39520987
you always have /britfeel/
>>
File: 1503389414161.jpg (145KB, 750x745px) Image search: [Google]
1503389414161.jpg
145KB, 750x745px
>>39521022
>get annoyed that no one gets in touch with me all day
>>when they finally do I absolutely loathe being around them or am incredibly exhausted
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
STOOOOOOOOP
>>
>>39521066
How long have you been in it exactly? How long do ye reckon it lasts for?
>>
How did other people feel about you broadcasting your sex life?
I think it wears on some people, but [that's] not my problem. If somebody's upset with you making your sex life known, they're probably not getting enough. I know because I used to be like that.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8ge994/students-tell-us-about-their-dorm-sex-lives?utm_source=vicetwitterus
>>
>>39520611
What's a woman doing on here? Are you hot?
>>
>>39521112
>making your sex life known
this is pretty fucking gross
>>
File: images-3.jpg (8KB, 299x168px) Image search: [Google]
images-3.jpg
8KB, 299x168px
>>39521135
Dear god
bring me a world without white knight orbiters
>>
>>39521110
5+ years, never I mean even if it does end you'll still think about how you where once so pathetic you couldn't even jack off to porn
>>
>>39520611
are you pigeon roastie?

if not post a picture of yourself (with identifying details obscured of course).
>>
>>39521161
Please explain the laws of physics to us if you are
>>
>>39521160
Well my point is that the end for me increasingly seems to be suicide. I don't think I'll last 5 years.
>>
>desperately want a threesome
>havent even found one girl to have sex with in 5 years
>>
if (((she))) doesn't post proof assume (((she))) is a he and treat him as such
>>
>>39521137
Roasties need the genocide
>>
>>39521161
who is pigeon roastie?
>>
what the best site to watch javs lads?
>>
>>39521185
I hope it doesn't end with your suicide, survival instinct is the one thing every living thing on this earth has, don't go against that anon
>>
>>39520881
>I miss shippy

I'm still lurking a bit in this thread. But down from about 14 hours a day to 1-2. I originally just wanted a day off while the endless cancer calmed down, but jesus fucking christ I was so productive in that one day it was unbelievable.

I've got a Chinese exam on September 16th, so after that's out of the way I'll probably be back full time. I just needed some time away from 14 hours a day shitposting here, I'd seriously recommend people take just 1 day off, and see what it does for your productivity.

>>39520913
The current situation is pretty good, tripfags in that thread for those that want to follow it, less drama in this thread. People can browse in both threads. I certainly think though that if tripfags from 8ch want to post here, they should do so without their trip.
>>
>>39521206
One of the best creators of OC in a long time, and triggered the vomit tranny SO much that he set his mouldy little pet onto her and all they both do now is spam insults at her.

She has a cracking set of tits too
>>
>>39521095
By shot glass I meant tiny little crystal glass me mam has
>>
>>39521209
spankbang or torrents
>>
>>39521209
still can't get over the fact they invented a code system that has made extremely specific videos easy to track down

Thankyou based Japan
>>
>>39521209
javfor.me? idk kev
>>
File: 1460638247769.png (2MB, 961x895px) Image search: [Google]
1460638247769.png
2MB, 961x895px
>>39521206
>who is pigeon roastie?
who indeed
>>
>>39521210
I don't have much of a survival instinct left. I'm pretty sure I'm still only alive by pure chance because I don't really avoid danger.
>>
I feel a strike coming on at work the management have made every other Saturday compulsory and without overtime pay people are pissed off I joined the union should be getting my card soon
>>
>>39521015
how big is the bottle.
suppose a quarter might get you drunk
>>39521095
swig it straight from the bottle?
what's your take on mixing it with blue wkd
>>
>>39521245
if that is legit pigeon roastie, I'd fuck it.
>>
>>39521247
that's sad, I really hope you wake up happy one day and it lasts for a change
>>
>>39521251
>Not being a scab
>>
>>39521159
Must kill you inside seeing a real girl being able to attract men.
>>
>>39521265
/r9k/ is sad mate. We either improve or we die. Guess what side I'm on.
>>
>>39521254
A small wine glass will do
>>
>>39520913
spoiler: whenever you see a namefag personality mentioned it's usually themselves

Notice how Aqua left and the threads are silent about him? meanwhile tilde gets mentioned every thread despite "migrating"
>>
>>39521304
kindly fuck off, tilde
not original
>>
>Ebins lastest blog

looks like Tilde is up for grabs lad, shall be going over to 8ch immediately
>>
>>39521273
No point scabbing for people who don't care about you
>>
>>39521245
Why was it okay for Jun and Len to defend pakis but pigeon roastie got chased off /britfeel/ for it?
>>
>>39521333
Because she was a REAL woman and the mentally ill tranny cunts can't stand it
>>
File: rodney-trotter.png (136KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]
rodney-trotter.png
136KB, 480x360px
Mediocre comedy but his delivery always kills me. what's britfeels feels about only fools?
>>
>>39521325
You probably belong there from the sounds of it, faggot.
>>
>>39521277
I'm straight actually, I'm just aware at the damage women do to communities
>>
>>39521325
Absolute state of it lad.
>>
>>39521347
>cunts
Good post. Tilde isn;t the only tranny freak flying around here, lot of prision gays have started tranny/trapping like the freaks they are.
>>
>>39521352
Some of the best charters thee bbc have ever created
>>
>>39520987
I don't know man, you always have us lad.

Personally I am on my own largely due to my own choices. I like my own company, I am very selfish in the sense that I didn't make a lot of effort with people at uni because I prefer being on my own. Not rude or anything, there was the opportunity for friends etc but I just didn't go for it. Don't even feel that bad for it to be honest, I like the peace and quiet.
>>
>>39521352
I love only fools and horses desu, my mum loved it so it was on a lot as a kid and it's one of those special childhood shows.

also helps that my dad used to live in peckham when I was a child so we'd sing the theme song when we drove up to his flat
>>
File: 1499599118058.jpg (281KB, 1419x879px) Image search: [Google]
1499599118058.jpg
281KB, 1419x879px
Going to Uni next month (Lancaster)
How does a social retard survive a place where the only way to make friends is to be outgoing and charismatic...
If I lose my virginity by the time I leave I'll consider it a success
I just don't want to die alone
>>
File: DHnlAYYXsAEehCm.jpg (37KB, 540x304px) Image search: [Google]
DHnlAYYXsAEehCm.jpg
37KB, 540x304px
>>39521381
>tfw mack was cuter.
gutted, the anon was best boi though
.
>>
File: BYgmMHb.gif (30KB, 914x1091px) Image search: [Google]
BYgmMHb.gif
30KB, 914x1091px
>>39521425
>How does a social retard survive a place where the only way to make friends is to be outgoing and charismatic...
Don't bee yourself, beeee someone else
>>
File: 1461027203443.gif (469KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]
1461027203443.gif
469KB, 500x281px
>work zero hour meme job
>they are handing all the work to new starts
>friend complains because this is clearly bullshit
>he never gets another shift again

How the fuck are you supposed to call up an agency on thier shit?
>>
uuuu... uh. FREEZA!!!
>>
>>39520987
People tend to be lonely because they're either cunts or depressing saps.

>>39521432
Fock aff back there ye cunt.
>>
>>39521325
>I feel ill, I can barely interact with anything. I think I'm a complete shaking anxious mess.

Swear last week, maybe a bit longer, Ebin was saying he didn't believe anxiety was real
>>
>>39521325
Where can i find his blog? Missed all this shit
>>
>>39521450
Form a union threaten strikes if guaranteed hours arnt given
>>
>>39521425
>lancaster
WHAT HOUSE?
freshers is quite gentile actually, they do this rep system with second years
>>39521461
pls i only made my fist post an hour ago I still love you really anyway it wad justa post it didnt mean anything
>>
File: inquisitive-panda-emoticon-53.gif (5KB, 50x50px) Image search: [Google]
inquisitive-panda-emoticon-53.gif
5KB, 50x50px
Is anyone on here over 40

I feel like someone's gonna fake confirm but I always wonder about middle-age guys browsing 4chan
>>
>>39521470
I think he was trying to say the emotion exists but its not an illness in itself just a natural symptom that exists

>>39521476
https://ebinlad.wordpress.com/
>>
>>39521481
Nah mate nah. Fock off.
>>
File: Azuma-Hikari-Gatebox.jpg (1MB, 1728x1216px) Image search: [Google]
Azuma-Hikari-Gatebox.jpg
1MB, 1728x1216px
>Only thing that gives me slight joy in life is Eroge
>I've pretty much ran out of translated one's
Should I learn moonrune? I feel if I do I would become a complete recluse and cut off the little social interaction I do have
>>
>>39521494
no doubt there are desu, you get old women doing let's plays on youtube so why not
>>
>>39521494
There's a 47 year old guy who posts here.
>>
File: IMG_2773.jpg (145KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_2773.jpg
145KB, 750x1334px
Lads, what now? Off to a good start, fun, flirty, spontaneous, how do I build momentum?
>>
File: pepe-the-frog-meme-17 (1).png (57KB, 500x382px) Image search: [Google]
pepe-the-frog-meme-17 (1).png
57KB, 500x382px
>>39520987
You have us lad.
>>
>>39521537
Can already tell she's a tumblr sjw

Run while you still can
>>
File: elite-beat-agents.jpg (129KB, 930x540px) Image search: [Google]
elite-beat-agents.jpg
129KB, 930x540px
>there are people that haven't played Elite Beat Agents
>>
>>39521537
>open bob and show vagene pls
>>
File: Feelsbadman.png (1MB, 1201x1043px) Image search: [Google]
Feelsbadman.png
1MB, 1201x1043px
>>39521481
They fucked up my accommodation so I'm probably not even staying on campus
So much for reinventing myself for campus life in the hope of getting dorms friends and maybe a gf...
I might be wrong but not being on campus first year seems like social suicide and a 1 way trip to being alone
>>
>>39521381
Jesus he looks like an alien
>>
>>39521480

Going to start some serious shit if i get fucked over again this christmas t b h
>>
>All the trips fuck off to their own thread because of Ebin
>Ebin blogs about how boring the thread is
Utterly howling, lads.
I'd happily take Ebin back here, he's actually funny when he's not posting about/to Tilde constantly. Plus he contributes OC.
>>
>>39521537
Complement her on her choice of gif tell her she had great taste then say "must be why you matched with me" it's fun flattering and confident
>>
File: London3[1].jpg (481KB, 974x406px) Image search: [Google]
London3[1].jpg
481KB, 974x406px
Any London lads here?

Feel like Im not making most of living here. What do you chaps get up to in your spare time?

I hear theres some degenarate clubs around where you can go and worship some dominatrixs feet, but theres a super degenerate bdsm dress code.
>>
>>39521587
Rememberthey can bully you if you stand alone you needs to work as a group or you'll never get anywhere
>>
File: DI1UXGPWsAAQQ5R.jpg (141KB, 1199x1048px) Image search: [Google]
DI1UXGPWsAAQQ5R.jpg
141KB, 1199x1048px
>>39521537
>monroe
run whilst you still have two legs
>>39521569
they'll still give you a house for social events, I knew vaugely a fat second year autist that applied late and got sent out into their town overflow accom. You'll probably get a place on campus after other peiple droip out
it's easy, tbqh it's not much of a party uni so you will fit in. everyone is deparate for friends for the first month
sorry I'm rather drunk
>>
>>39521595
If it was art A-level it'd be at least 8 lessons a fortnight. This means you are doing GCSEs and 100% underage. Are you retarded?
>>
>>39521563
>There are people who haven't played elite beat divas
>Or the Japanese Ouendan

Meanwhile I forgot how to play real instruments...what a loser
>>
>>39521494
in 26 month i'll be 40. oap status.
>>
>>39521647
>Are you retarded?
You're the one replying to it la
>>
>>39521658
>tfw I got to the last song with the Divas
this morning and couldn't do it
Might try Ouendan tonight. Osu!
is for faggots, though.
>>
File: 1496099766339.jpg (2MB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]
1496099766339.jpg
2MB, 2048x1536px
>>39521636
Don't become a pisshead you daft cunt. That shit grips hold of you and never lets go.
>>
File: 1502209821291.jpg (306KB, 906x1280px) Image search: [Google]
1502209821291.jpg
306KB, 906x1280px
>>39517837
The purest Goddess of them all lad
>>
>>39521298
what if you don't have wine glasses. i was drinking pints of cheeky vimto at christmas. 3 and wew lad.
>>
>Be britfag
>Post in Britfag thread
>Get ignored
>Every time
I cry every tiem
>>
File: 1485439217260.jpg (9KB, 192x182px) Image search: [Google]
1485439217260.jpg
9KB, 192x182px
>>39521635

The constant lies and bullshitting is unreal

its all "fair and equal" until you find out cunts are getting all the hours they need and everyone else is being told "oh its very quiet"

People have tried joining the union and from what ive heard its a total waste of time, they are too busy worrying about their own jobs
>>
File: 7148rcKBrZL._SX385_.jpg (16KB, 385x385px) Image search: [Google]
7148rcKBrZL._SX385_.jpg
16KB, 385x385px
What we all drinking tonight lads? Got a few cans of stella on the go myself
>>
>>39521771
So are you saying the union.members are only looking arfter themselves?
>>39521784
Vodka straight
>>
>>39520987
because they like a good gossip and to feel important
>did you hear about twatbags,their having a real bad time, lucky i was there to comfort them
>oh fannyface you're such a good friend
>>
>>39521784
kracken spiced rum and now savanna cider
>stella.3
god help ypou
>>
>>39521784
Sparkling Scottish Mountain Water.

Had a glass of milk earlier.
>>
>>39521736
Any small glass will do then
>>39521770
I'm here for you what do you want to talk about
>>
>>39521838
Stella is God tier you shit.
>>
What pot noodle we feeling tonight lads? Sticky Rib, Chow Mein, Sweet and Sour or an outsider with Sausage Casserole?
>>
>>39521852
I BET YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE TWIN PEAKS WAIFU POSTERS
HAVE AT ME LAD
>>
File: 1504395842401.jpg (88KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1504395842401.jpg
88KB, 1280x720px
Anyone else feel like they could lead a pretty fulfilling life if they tried and are only /r9k/ through sheer laziness?
It's a strange kinda feeling, then again it might just be cope and I'm much more autistic than I think
>>
>>39521784
I just had Hot Chocolate, for the rest of tonight, I might fap then go to bed
>>
>>39521875
>implying I'm scum
I just drink Stella and watch shit on /wsg/ lad.
>>
>>39521862
sticky rib is goat, maybe save that for later in the week when you need a pick me up, try the sausage one sounds interesting.
>>
God being a NEET is so fucking BORING
What the hell do you all do all day?
I can't wait for it to start getting dark at 3pm so I'm stuck in doors 18 hours a day....
>>
>>39521877
>Anyone else feel like they could lead a pretty fulfilling life if they tried
Yeah I think I don't try because I can't deal with failure
>>
File: DHoKsdrXcAMzTgW.jpg (74KB, 1200x961px) Image search: [Google]
DHoKsdrXcAMzTgW.jpg
74KB, 1200x961px
>>39521896
absolved of all crimes, though you'd better be getting back to your tight schedule of wifebeating
>>
>>39521825

Well yes but i mean the agency staffs concerns are completly ignored

"Well its zero hours hurrrr" is the only answer you get
>>
>>39521784
Working my way through a bottle of Jameson I got cheap in Tesco. It is ok, better than the usual vodka but not as nice as bourbon or even blended scotch
>>
File: Aivakovsky-2.jpg (70KB, 736x930px) Image search: [Google]
Aivakovsky-2.jpg
70KB, 736x930px
>>39521825
>Vodka straight
why do that to yourself

>>39521838
Nothing wrong with stella mate even out of a can its great. Could go for some kraken rum though
>>
File: 20170830_014047.jpg (1MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]
20170830_014047.jpg
1MB, 3264x1836px
>>39521915

>What the hell do you all do all day?

nothing, but i /nightwalk/ all night
>>
File: 1432406870263.jpg (469KB, 1400x930px) Image search: [Google]
1432406870263.jpg
469KB, 1400x930px
>>39521938
Can't beat what I will never have.
>>
>>39521914
Yeah Sticky Rib is an all time great, got two of them but I'm feeling like a real scoundrel so yeah I think I'll try the casserole one.
>>
>>39521784
Drinking a McDonald's caramel frappe.
>>
>>39521959
>>39521974
>>39521975
I like this combination of pictures
>>
>>39521978
let me know how it tastes anon
>>
>>39521846
i only have pint glasses. i prefer them because they hold more alcohol.
am enjoying southern comfort and cloudy lemonade out of 1 now. well actually it's a big cup from an old smoothie maker but it holds a pint so it's all good
>>
File: 1502410987682.png (123KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]
1502410987682.png
123KB, 633x758px
>>39521494
35 next year, still here
>>
>>39521993
I also greatly appreciate weird and creepy artworks.
>>
>>39521974
>nightwalking
No thanks, I'm not trying to impersonate Asperger's slenderman here
>>
>>39521943
That's just wrong I'm sorry to hear that. Ask them why they arnt protecting your rights as a worker it's what it's for. In the meantime keep your head down you have no cards to play...unless their doing somthing illegal
>>
>>39521537
LARP doc oct the whole way
>>
File: Ivan-Shishkin-2.jpg (553KB, 2000x1355px) Image search: [Google]
Ivan-Shishkin-2.jpg
553KB, 2000x1355px
>>39521950
Whats your scotch of choice lad

>>39521974
How long does an average /nightwalk/ last?
>>
>>39521784
southern comfort and cloudy lemonade.
>>
File: DH7SIimXcAEjmSu.jpg (153KB, 899x1199px) Image search: [Google]
DH7SIimXcAEjmSu.jpg
153KB, 899x1199px
>>39521975
>the russuans have a saying that if you bewat her you love her
>you'll never be able to express this
I know that feel lad
>>
>>39521494
Can confirm that I'm over 40, but I have not been a regular poster on this board.
>>
>>39521959
>Vodka straight
>why do that to yourself
I enjoy it
>>
>>39522029
I envy the slavs. They've achieved a level of drunken apathy that I can only dream of.
>>
>>39521620
>What do you chaps get up to in your spare time?
Drink, restaurants, gallery openings, video games.
>>
File: 110049119.jpg (55KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]
110049119.jpg
55KB, 1024x768px
>>39522017

its a very comfy hobby anon, especially out in the country, you can go for ages without seeing anyone else, can get quite surreal sometimes, great way to relax and have some time with your thoughts
>>
>>39522045
>you're dead by the time that theslav qts staqrt falling apart
the boys have a system fpr sure
I need t stop
>>
>>39522024
Highland Park 12 or even Laphroaig 10 are my go to ones if they are on offer. When they aren't, Famous Grouse or Lidls own ones (ben bracken or something) are pretty good, and cheap. You into scotch at all lad?
>>
>>39521784
was super tempted to get some cans, didnt though, might have a G&T if the lime hasnt gone off
>>
>>39520965
hope it goes to plan lad.
fuck this shit tier existence we have.
>>
>>39521959
>>Vodka straight
>why do that to yourself
Get yourself over to al/ck/ if you want to see some crazy shit
>>
>>39521494
45 lad! old enough to know better
>>
>>39522079
Learn to handle your booze mate. You're in for a lot of trouble in life if you don't.
>>
>Took a bunch of phone numbers form friends when I left 6th form
>Not one of them has messaged me yet
>Accidentally ghosted the one guy who I am friends with
Boy I can't wait to see where life takes me next!
>>
>>39522017

You haven't expierenced true comfyness lad

Winter would be a good time to try it because it gets dark so early

Everyone seems to freak out about going out at 2am

All depends on where you live i suppose
>>
>>39520965
are you actually necking yourself tonight? not being funny just curious
>>
>>39522060
It actually sounds ok, I would give it a try
but I'm scared of the dark
>>
>>39522113
I'm 40% irish and it still doesn't work
>>
>>39522060
>Live in East London
>Go for a nightwalk
>Get acid thrown in my face and have my phone stolen
>Run for help, finally find someone
>Get stabbed and have my wallet stolen
>Lay there dying

Think I'll pass m8y.
>>
File: 20170830_022118.jpg (2MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]
20170830_022118.jpg
2MB, 3264x1836px
>>39522024

average /nightwalk/ these days is about 2 hours, although ill be staying out for longer soon now that its autumn, comfiest season of all

>>39522135

nothing be scared of laddy, ive had one or two paranormal encounters over the years but nothing that made me fill my pants, im more scared of people that ghostos
>>
>>39522141
>I'm 40%
Is your name bender rodriguez
>>
>Live in the country
Crippling loneliness but can at least do shit like this >>39522060
>Live in the city
At least there's people but they're probably wankers like this >>39522147
Fuck this country desu
>>
>>39517729
Do any of you people have experience finding a job after graduation?
>>
>>39522188
haha not even gay pls no bully about gay it hurts uni is mean
>>
File: 1487014937972.png (31KB, 720x644px) Image search: [Google]
1487014937972.png
31KB, 720x644px
>>39522110
>>39522032
>>39522011
>>39521685
Cheers to the old lads!
Makes me feel better there are more like me here
>>
>>39522141
Being Irish has fuck all to do with it. By all means join the alkie crew, but at least learn to control yourself a bit better.
>>
File: Roderk-1.jpg (46KB, 736x552px) Image search: [Google]
Roderk-1.jpg
46KB, 736x552px
>>39522108
>Get yourself over to al/ck/ if you want to see some crazy shit
Well that was depressing
>>
>>39522196
>live in the suburbs
Friendly people everywhere
>>
>>39522222
GRANNY BOUIIIII
nice trip
>>39522225
i can't im shit ast it
>>
Question to my fellow Brit incels
When is the gatebox coming to the UK and will you get one?
>>
Someone be my BF NOW, reeee
>>
>>39522252
You know it doesn't have a cunny?
>>
>>39522221
No bender Rodriguez is a cartoon character his catchphrase is "I'm 40% ....."
>>
>>39522262
LOVE ME FOREVER
but only if you look like my best girl
>>
>>39518314
>>39518352
>>39518340
Background to this image?
>>
File: 1472683690629.png (452KB, 785x757px) Image search: [Google]
1472683690629.png
452KB, 785x757px
>wonder whats for dinner
>2 sasuages
>fuck all else
>suddenly not hungry
>B-BUT ANON YOU HAVENT EATEN ALL DAY
>>
File: download (2).jpg (10KB, 233x216px) Image search: [Google]
download (2).jpg
10KB, 233x216px
>>39522222
Those digits - cheers to you too lad.
>>
File: Van Der Neer-1.jpg (99KB, 740x522px) Image search: [Google]
Van Der Neer-1.jpg
99KB, 740x522px
>>39522179
Tell us about your paranormal experiences lad
>>
>>39520965
can't you just move away from london
>>
>>39522262
not unless you promise you have a fanny and you're a nice lass
>>
>>39522275
>britfeel
>girl

lol
>>
>>39522277
GM police caught drug dealers
>>
>>39522222
Holy pentz
>>
>>39522272
sorry i'm only 20 and it is all lost on me the granny squad is there for you never fear
>>39522289
IF ICANT TELL UTS A GURK U DINT CARE
>>
File: snowshillcomfy.jpg (132KB, 796x472px) Image search: [Google]
snowshillcomfy.jpg
132KB, 796x472px
>>39522222
cheers right back lad!have a comfy
>>
>>39521238
So simple yet so underused. Based Japs
>>
>>39522245
Just slow down you mad cunt. Take a moment to read through your posts before making them. Try to counter the spin when it hits you. Being pissed is quite like driving desu.
>>
File: idk.jpg (61KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]
idk.jpg
61KB, 640x480px
>>39522222
Look at that post number
>>
>>39521997
It's pretty dull, not bad to say but nothing exciting as far as pot noodle goes. Sort of thing that'd be nice on a cold winter night.
>>
File: IMG_2767.jpg (58KB, 367x378px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_2767.jpg
58KB, 367x378px
>>39522022
KEK any tips on LARP-ing as Doc Ock?

By the way she like museums and wants me to show her round London, as she's just moved there. Am I gonna make it, lads?
>>
>>39522108
>Get yourself over to al/ck/
lotta brits there...
>>
File: IMG_20170614_013851103.jpg (995KB, 2592x1456px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20170614_013851103.jpg
995KB, 2592x1456px
>>39522284

they dont make great stories dessy, twice ive seen "ghosts" and i still try to keep an open mind about things like that, once walking down a stretch of canal that ive walked down at night dozens of times before i had an overwhelming feeling that someone was watching me, all the way down - probably 3 or 4 miles or so, by the end of it i was actually sweating and felt sick, had my doing shoulder checks every 10 seconds

on a less paranormal note ive also seen the northern lights once, didnt know they were the northern lights straight away at first, thought i was about to be abducted by a UFO and shat my pants
>>
>>39522329
Old Surgery museum is a good one for a date, pretty cramped and not too long, can go for a drink by the river afterwards
>>
File: shot0034.png (272KB, 608x464px) Image search: [Google]
shot0034.png
272KB, 608x464px
I'm gonnna crack some simpsons on, lads. Recommend me an episode
>>
>>39522345
drinking is literally the national past time
>>
File: omegakek smpl.jpg (257KB, 1180x844px) Image search: [Google]
omegakek smpl.jpg
257KB, 1180x844px
>>39522321
>he thinks I can drive
>>
>>39522398
Barts Soul
>>
>>39522408
Either way just slow down your thought process a bit. It goes a long way to controlling yourself when leathered.
>>
>>39522345
I post there. Not a namefag, but still a regular. Same situation here. There are quite a few of us yeah
>>
File: 889.jpg (199KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]
889.jpg
199KB, 800x600px
>>39522269
Onaholes feel way better than any 3DPD anyways
The Gatebox is merely so I don't want kms from the wagecuck commute
>>
Well I'm done goodnight fellas keep on britfeeling
>>
>>39522496
Suggest me a good onahole that won't get me arrested in customs.
>>
>>39522496
w-what's a gatebox
>>39522511
nighty tgithtg lad
>>
>>39522209
Nah lad but I just sent off an application for the first time. Need to write cover letters for the others which I can't be arsed for

What did you study?
>>
>tfw got to get up at 6 to follow my mum to the garage in my car so I can give her a lift home while her cars getting her brakes fixed

good night lads, having to stop myself mid-episode of Twin Peaks so I can get enough sleep
>>
File: 1503695324770.png (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
1503695324770.png
1MB, 1920x1080px
really like gondola
>>
File: 116839985.jpg (47KB, 1024x575px) Image search: [Google]
116839985.jpg
47KB, 1024x575px
>>39522392

oh i should also mention "hatman" although hatman isnt paranormal, hes a real bloke who i see every now and again, as you might guess he wears a hat, genuinely looks like a fedora or trilby, also a long dark coat, one of those that goes half way down your legs, he must be in his late 50s, probably 60s and always acts strange around this one particular neighbourhood, a very nice neighbourhood with no trouble at all but he always wonders around the grassy areas and trees there and goes through peoples gardens, hangs around near the cut-throughs and paths that people use for shortcuts, but ive never had any trouble from him personally and ive never heard of any crimes being reported with his description, pic is one of hatmans favourite paths, the only one well lit enough to get a decent pic
>>
>>39522549
NEET? night
>>
how to start talking to someone you havent spoken to in ages?
anything i type sounds really cringy
>>
>>39522575
I like hearing about your night-walks - I find it /comfy/
>>
>>39522614
Just start with hey how is it going long time no see, don't get soppy too earky
if you used tyo be good mates i dublt that they would care anyway
>>
File: 1504180180814.jpg (137KB, 720x900px) Image search: [Google]
1504180180814.jpg
137KB, 720x900px
>>39522523
It might not appeal to you but someone as fucked as me it's a godsend:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg
>>39522522
I suggest you checkout the onahole thread on /jp/ but:
Order within the EU for cheaper and less risk of custom check (sole reason I voted Remain) there's a company in the Netherlands
Make sure you have accurate measurements and keep in mind Onaholes are meant for japs (small dicks) so choice is limited for those 3 larger packages
The R20 https://www.motsutoys.com/r-20-puni.html wasmy first hole and I loved it, good size, feel and the packaging is a MILF so even if customs officers think your fucking weird they won't arrest you
>>
>>39522614
"why havent you spoken to me for so long you fucking wankshaft??"
>>
>>39522656
GIVE ME A SOPHE TURNER ONE NOW I WANT ONE
>>
File: Harvest moon.jpg (100KB, 539x360px) Image search: [Google]
Harvest moon.jpg
100KB, 539x360px
>>39522392
>>39522575
Very skeptical about ghost but always love hearing stories about them. I have a similar place that i get that ''being watched'' feeling, was walking there last night and got it. This hatman bloke sounds creepy as fuck though would be much more scared of him.
>>
>>39522575
>walking in the snow at night
Damn that sounds comfy
>>
>>39522656
Do they make many of them for 7.5"x6" bepis'?
>>
>>39522703
I know the R20 fits since I'm the same size
The size's are all listed on the website, take your pic Anon
>>
I can't feel ,y face
>>
>>39522724
Cool lad. Thanks for a helping hand.
>>
File: 110049173.jpg (69KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]
110049173.jpg
69KB, 1024x768px
>>39522628

i do like telling stories about /nightwalk/ i do it because its a quiet, relaxing hobby but over the years some mad/bad/funny and strange shit has happened

>>39522675

been down to the canal there since and i didnt feel nearly as bad, thats why im convinced that someone or something was close by that night, and hatman is pretty scary but im more curious about him that anything else now, might even try talking to him next time i see him

>>39522688

snow walks are the comfiest, followed by very thick fog walks
>>
She's always looking at me
She's always looking at me
She's such a charmer, oh no
oh no
>>
File: 1485212989478.jpg (67KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]
1485212989478.jpg
67KB, 600x800px
Pretty sad lads, can I have a (you) or two, Let me know how your day has been or what you're doing tomorrow.
>>
File: f8.png (34KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]
f8.png
34KB, 633x758px
>Closer to 2030 than 2005
>>
at a carboot recently i saw two nokia ngage games
>>
>closer to 3000 than 1000
>>
>>39522813
why are you sad lad, my day has been ok pretty uneventful, sat around reading most of the day. Enjoy the (you)
>>
File: 1501876421293.jpg (55KB, 529x720px) Image search: [Google]
1501876421293.jpg
55KB, 529x720px
Ever since that mapanon came about on yesterday's thread I've been really interested in doing some worldbuilding of my own. Spent the past couple of hours thinking of fantasy names and such. Next I'm gonna move on to thinking of interesting maps and borders

Actually feeling creative for the first time in a very, very long time
>>
>closer to death than sophie
>>
File: American Ghost.jpg (17KB, 410x304px) Image search: [Google]
American Ghost.jpg
17KB, 410x304px
Any anons got any good ghost stories to tell, wanna be spooked
>>
Who the fuck is Sophie and why is she a meme now? Someone tried to get me to wank to her earlier and I told them she looked like a skateboard
>>
>>39522909
One angst ridden incel mong here is obsessed with her
>>
>>39522909
.
good, don't you dare fucking fap to her
>>39522924
haha I choose to ve a virgin I' saving it for her
>>
>>39522904
oh aye lad, one time i was staying in this old house where a young women killed herself a 100 years ago because her father wouldn't let her marry her beloved. any i heard a strange banging noise in the night
>>
>>39522909
think that might have been rachel riley, someone described her as a skateboard before
>>
File: 61b.jpg (26KB, 465x246px) Image search: [Google]
61b.jpg
26KB, 465x246px
>>39522813
Been working at the local surgery since leaving school back in May, doing random shit like invoice scanning
Pay's awful so it's mainly just something to do till Uni starts
Starting to worry about being alone forever and if my chronic procrastination will ruin my chances of a good degree
>>
>>39522904
Look up the Brown Lady of Raynham Hall
>>
Was thinking if I had any celebs I liked the look of, outside of random kpop idols I'd say lauren mayberry and cher lloyd would be two I'd enjoy urinating on my face
>>
>>39522963
why the fuck were you staying in that house?
>>
Someone make a new thread and don't forget the title
>>
>>39523003
>cher lloyd would be two I'd enjoy urinating on my face
man to my own hearwsxt
>>
File: wj 2.png (170KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]
wj 2.png
170KB, 800x800px
>>39522826
>kids born in 1999 are now adults
Hope you're doing better Ebin, I think you nailed it right on the head with your last blogpost
>>
>>39522813
My sleep patterns have been a bit messed up, so I didn't do some of the things I had planned to. I'm hoping to make up for it tomorrow though.
>>
File: Not dog.png (417KB, 524x468px) Image search: [Google]
Not dog.png
417KB, 524x468px
>Living with my parents for a month whilst I'm between jobs
>Haven't lived with them for this long in ~5 years
>Always thought my parents were pretty normal, loved each other, etc
>They actually fight very often with subtle jabs almost daily
>It escalated into a heated verbal argument with swearing and ended with the usual "I'm not talking to you"
>They always used to say how they were going to divorce each other one day
>They're not joking anymore
Probably best I move out again quickly before I realise that they were probably always fighting like this and that my childhood was a lie.
>>
>>39522656
What's the source on this? I can't find it at all.
>>
>>39522924
>angst ridden incel mong
Fackin brutal mate. I think he deserves a bit of love despite his shit waifu
>>
>Britfeel is by far the most active thread on /r9k/
The fuck? Are we just more depressed than everyone else
>>
File: 1502575987611.jpg (34KB, 811x720px) Image search: [Google]
1502575987611.jpg
34KB, 811x720px
>kids born in 2001 can now have sex legally
>>
>>39522997
Colour me spooked
>>
>>39523082
this country is a shithole tbqh. It;s in our blood to be moody cunts
>>
>>39523008
i was visiting my great aunt in connemara
>>
>>39523033
I think its her facial expressions and her dirty gypsy vibe, realizing she was born a few days after me in the same year and shes been successful and married for 4 years is a bit upsetting.

>>39523034
I don't know if i'd consider it better, I managed to almost fully watch a documentary miniseries which is more than I've done for months. Although I feel sick always and look like a mess, I need to stay up for another 11 hours for a blood test I asked for. I was thinking of trying to change my opinions in September but I don't know anymore

>>39523058
wonder if he'll figure out who posted that
>>
File: 20170830_020254.jpg (1MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]
20170830_020254.jpg
1MB, 3264x1836px
>>39522904

go on then

>walking down random lit path
>orange street lamps and bushes/trees overgrowing from gardens either side
>maybe 150 yards long in a straight line, can see all the way down it
>just walk onto the path at the top end
>someone at the other end of the path, walking towards me
>dont really care, far away and its a nice area, not the kind of place you expect to get jumped
>glance towards the person walking towards me every few seconds
>then it hits me
>theyre all the way at the other end of the path under the shadow of the trees and bushes and they look bright white, i just thought it was white clothes at first, noticeably white though
>even out of the shadows theyd be under orange street lamps so should have the orange tint...but just white
>slow down, think about what to do next
>person or whoever it is turns sideways and walks through the fence
there are some gates on peoples fences that go into their gardens down there but if someone did walk through them im sure i would have heard it opening/closing, and i did man-up and walk right by/through the place where the "ghost" was walking, saw and felt nothing dessy
>>
>>39523088
WHEN WILL IT STOP
>>39523058
you're a nice man but you would b nicer if you let our lord and saviour into your heart
>>
>>39523088
>Implying that most of them didn't have sex before the age of 16

Remember that the AOC only applies to intercourse with people over 16.
>>
File: Rumia.full.1153671.jpg (271KB, 1754x1240px) Image search: [Google]
Rumia.full.1153671.jpg
271KB, 1754x1240px
>>39523088
>My sister is 15, the definition of a Stacey and has probably already fucked like 5 guys
>I'm almost 19 and I haven't even kissed a girl
>>
>>39523114
STEVE HAS IT OUT FOR ME
>>
Went at a verruca with the nail clippers

In hindsight, not sure it was such a good idea.
>>
>>39523147
am not steve fuck off back to 8ch runt kek 4chan wins again
>>
>>39523097
I read all these motivation posts about how to make friends and get a gf
I'm almost positive none of them are made with the UK in mind, shit works completely differently over here
>>
>>39523154
should have bazookad it tbqh
>>
File: 1.png (13KB, 306x300px) Image search: [Google]
1.png
13KB, 306x300px
>>39523120
>WHEN WILL IT STOP
In January, when kids born in 2002 can legally have sex
>>39523123
Hence I said LEGAL. But yeah age of consent laws are weird here. Oh and no n00ds either until 18.
>>39523138
>a few of my cousins just reached 15/16, are at the same stage of puberty that I am now at at age 22, and have most likely had sex at least once
>>
>>39522870
Thanks lad just a bit down is all.

>>39522974
I mean if you're going to work you're on your way to breaking procrastination. Im a heavy sufferer myself. Always committing to things then finding way to not do. Im also starting uni in september and I told my self at the start of the year I would do something that I had been procrastinating on for a while. So I decided to lose weight, if I could lose weight surely I can do a degree right? Well Im now nearly 3 stone down of steady weightloss and feeling good for my chances at uni. Hope you do the same.

>>39523037
You and me both buddy.
>>
>>39523187
>Kids born after my runescape account will be legal for sex

JUST
>>
>>39523173
I'm ready to give up a year from now
>>39523187
pls no think of the childeren
>>
Why are the threads made so slowly?
There used to be a new thread as soon as we hit 480-490 posts.
>>
>>39523204
I stopped making op content and so did everyone else
.
>>
>>39523204
probably something to do with thread makers moving to the otherchan
>>
>>39523204
Because that's unnecessary. It's basically just one long, endless thread, so when a new one is made is largely irrelevant
>>
>>39523204
Make them yourself then if you want to see them that early
>>
New one lads
>>39523246
New one lads
>>39523246
New one lads
>>39523246
New one lads
>>39523246

originalion
>>
File: 1448418429661.png (562KB, 701x492px) Image search: [Google]
1448418429661.png
562KB, 701x492px
>>39522813
I see that lad likes to EAT FRESH(tm)
>>
File: 1500229885132.png (101KB, 600x842px) Image search: [Google]
1500229885132.png
101KB, 600x842px
>>39522813

>woke up at 4
>got up at 7
>sat here ever since
>smoked 2 rollies
Thread posts: 548
Thread images: 124


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.