/britfeel/

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Xi can suck my dick lmao

haha rangers are dead lol

Speaking of Xi, one time I basically shit myself in The Forbidden Palace.

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>>39511426

Enjoy your radiation (again) next week

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Ok lads, which one of you is this?

Lads, Piers Morgan has gone into a cardiac arrest.

>>39511462
>Sport
Are these jokes or do the British public earnestly consume this as news

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Wish I had my own place lads. Kinda want to do late /nightwalks/ wandering around my city centre looking mysterious and wearing a black hoody with a doggo like Mr Robot. I reckon revelling in my isolation like that with some headphones in would be pretty comfy for a while.

What do you reckon?

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I think Kik, Snapchat and WhatsApp are terrible apps, they don't even allow you to make payments. We should all switch over to WeChat

>>39511501
They take people's accounts at face value without investigating and publish it as fact. It's real, but their sources are nutters

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>Over summer thread is very fast and active during midday
>School starts this week for sixth formers and GCSE students
>Drops to 20 posts per hour
This makes me go "Hmmmmmmmmmmm."

Once it's 3:30 and the kids leave school I GUARANTEE the thread will jump to over 150 posts per hour.

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O-O-ORDERRRR 8

>>39511538
Did you miss the part where all the tripfags and their orbiters fucked off mate

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>>39511559
Not at all - and it's worth noting the 8ch thread is like 5 posts per hour, and there's only about 6 or 7 regular tripfags and a few orbiters. Small and insignificant

I would bet my computer that most if not all of them browse here still anyway, just anonymously.

>>39511599

The 8ch thread has about 400 post a day on average. Likewise the average post rate of britfeel has also fallen by about 400/day.

I think a lot of us are dual-browsing both threads

>>39511526
why cant you nightwalk without your own place?

>>39511649
my parents will think I've completely lost it, as opposed to mostly lost it.

Only gone and put the heating on lads, nice comfy cold weather's here

It's a nice slow day. /Britfeel/ has been too fast for me lately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3dicKNdKa8

>tfw need to have my wisdom teeth extracted

any of you lads had it done? what am i in for

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How is successful September going for everyone?

- Kev x

>>39512019
Got talking to my buddy other day. He hosts British wrestling events. Said Sexy Kev was the champion of his event. Lucky beggar

>>39511610
>I think a lot of us are dual-browsing both threads
This. Kinda throws a spanner into the whole bragging how trips held up these entire threads idea coming from a certain one.

>>39511610
No cause the other thread is slow while this is much faster, most don't care about the 8ch thread because it's full of trips.

cleaned the oven out desu

>tfw your hands swell from the hot water inside tight rubber gloves

>>39512037
Hopefully a meet up at a Sexy Kev match does happen one day.

Need some advice lads. What would you do if you recently found out that a qt that you liked was a flat earther?

>>39512073
Not give a fuck. How often is that issue going to come up and cause arguments between you both?

>>39512073
I'd become much more hopeful that I can bullshit my way into her gullible underwear

>>39512073
Just ignore it. It's not really that big of an issue. Differing political or religious views would be worse.

>>39512073
>>39512084
>>39512091
It's a clear sign she's thick as pig shit, and that won't be the only thing she's retarded about. It's not "just" about being a flat-earther, it's everything else that comes with it

>>39512106
Again. I wouldn't give a fuck.

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You can take the Polish out of Poland, but you will never stop them squating

>>39512113
Yes, you literally would. You're being short sighted

>>39512106
People are retarded about all sorts of stuff. Just put up with it if she's attractive. You are most likely a mong too and beggars can't be choosers.

>>39512119
Well I don't wear glasses for fashion reasons you bellend.

>>39512120
>Just put up with it if she's attractive.

Imagine being this pathetic. Are you 12?

>>39512117

Poles are the lowest form of untermensch.

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I am so fucking bored here I want to go back to uni

Why isnt there an /anonfeel/ general thread? I dont relate much to the british culture, or do you guys discuss general feels here, not only the brit struggle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n7fosK9UyY

Any of you seen this? Made me cry like a little southerner not gonna lie.

>>39512152
> I dont relate much to the british culture,

Then post elsewhere

Stupid fucking comment, to be honest.

>>39512152
I guess no lad has tried to make one. But I imagine that's what the wider board is actually for, not the traps, blacks and women hating.

>>39512168
Nothing with an American accent can make me sad. They sound too retarded

>>39512106
Exactly, before she told me this I thought she was the smartest person I knew so finding this out about her just feels really weird. I'm still hoping I can change her thinking on it though. She apparently didn't start believing this until last summer, so maybe I can convince her the Earth is round

>>39512185
Nuffink wiv an American accent can moik me sad. Dey saound too retAAAAAAHded

Did Sisko's dad know he was fugging a Prophet?

>>39512231
No he thought she was a human who loved him. The real question is would you fuck a prophet even if you knew they weren't a human?

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>>39512152
>Yanks jealous we have the comfiest thread in all of /r9k/, they're not allowed in it, and the rest of /r9k/ is a pornographic shithole debating cock sizes and interracial relationships
Feels good.

>>39512171
I just want a cozy community like you guys have here, im sorry i posted here asking an innocent question

>>39512230
That's more or less what Americans sound like, yea

Congrats

>>39512259
Yeah, i am jealous, i just want a cozy group to chill with :(

>>39512270
This is not a cozy community, it's boring and cold. People just talk about the most mundane shite.

>>39512292
come back when you have a british passport mate

or just lurk long enough until you pick up the lingo and pretend you're british like I'm sure there are a few other anons here who do. But be careful, we'll spot your american spellings and other slip ups easily and lambast you for it

>>39512019
so far so good, might even be a bit healthy n do some exercises this month as well.

Off to the gym in a bit lads.Not exactly looking forward to it, mind. I dunno why. I might just be lazy. But that's no excuse.

>>39512292
>cozy
it's cosy you fucking yank fuck off

>>39512378
Good on you lad, what are you up to at the gym today?

lads any twin peaks fags in this thread i just watched the 1st few episodes of season 2

>>39512378
>>39512360

Do it for Kev lad.
That's what this September is for.

>>39512041
its like here with all the shitposting filtered out

>>39512323
Him doing that would still be more than some of the people who have lived in the UK for 20 years have done.

Might pick up a bicycle just to get a bit of exercise and to get around a bit faster as opposed to walking or getting public transport. Would anyone recommend?

>>39512378
I'm off soon as well. Chest and biceps today which is the only day I really look forward to.

Make Rich proud lad

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Anyone here know how to get over the soul crushing feeling of loneliness and failure in their life?

>>39512472
I try to cycle often. It can be fun. Just look up bike trails in your area and see how far you can get.

>>39512475
I'm just trying to figure out where things went wrong so I can avoid future mistakes.

Where's my wallpaper script faggots?

>>39512447
well I did a roll the other night and got a stupendously splendid September, so I thought I would try something new as well.

Being self employed is fucking grim lads.

I just feel like a NEET since I'm sat at home all day.

>>39512527
But do you earn good money?

>>39512527
what do, lad?

>>39512527
I'd rather be sat at home all day than sat in an office all day.

>>39512527
>live like a NEET
>still get actual money you can live off
Sounds like the dream

Would it be weird to buy off white coloured shoes just as we go into autumn

>>39512527
Some self-employed people put on a suit and nice work shoes so it feels like a proper job. Maybe try that?

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Ayy lads, suffered a real knock to my confidence this morning, I know that I need to pick myself up and carry on but I really do just feel like shit right now

>>39512378
What's your goal? Overall fitness or AESTHETICS?

>>39512677
Aesthetics is for betas who worry about what other people think of how they look, real men just strive to be as fit as possible.

>>39511526
Mr robot was a fucking normie and season 2 sucked ass.

>>39512687
Did you ever consider that people might want aesthetics for themselves? And what do you mean by fit? Healthy?

>>39512652
What happened lad? Give yourself some time to reboot.

>>39512701
'sucked ass'

AMERICAN GET OUT REE

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>>39512701
>he thought Mr. Robot would be about an actual r9k robot

>>39512687
>Aesthetics is for betas who worry about what other people think of how they look

Do you know how I know you look like shit?

>have to make small talk with the weird bosses weird son
Hate when this happens.

>>39512652
This is the male version of a female facebook post. Not quite as vague and attention whoring, but still shit

had a fried egg and bacon bap for breakie lads

>>39512601
why would the shoe colour matter

>>39512527
House husband/matched bettor here. I empathise with your frustrations lad. Been doing this for a year but gonna start my own little gardening business next spring.Not good to be in house all the time.

>>39512711
He (>>39512292) is trying to post here as a brit, I can sense it in some of the posts above, but I can't pick any out specifically except >>39512701.

>>39512720
And you can tell he's insecure about it so he actually does care about what other people think of how he looks

I have a bit of a conundrum lads. I need to attend a medical for ESA, but I'm too much of a spastic to go out in public so I need to get a home visit. But my parents don't know that I'm that much of a spastic though, and living with them would be hell if they did. What do?

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Afternoon lads.
Quite tired, can't remember when I got to sleep, 3am maybe? What about you lads?

>>39511599
I'm personally browsing both threads

Post waifus

>>39512760
>>39512720
haha yeahh :n(

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>>39512454
sure kid bet it's great

>>39512742
Light shoes dark skies etc

>Coffee drinkers
Admit they are addicted to caffeine

>Alcoholics
Will at least anonymously admit being addicted to alcohol

>heroin addicts
Will admit they are addicted

>Stoners
Hurr durr I'm not addicted to weed, it's not addictive!

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Buy that Maki figma

>>39512803
This is an American post

Fuck off

>>39512803
Stop caring about stoners.

>>39512795
eh? i don't get what you mean

>>39512803
I keep hearing people say that it's scientifically proven to not be addictive, but then I hear a ton of anecdotes about people having a hard time quitting and having withdrawals.

>>39512815

No it isn't, why would you assume so?

>>39512827

(((scientifically)))

>>39512833
>This is what the yank would say

morning lads.

think that's all there is to say.

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>>39512827
It's the same shit as vidya or sugary foods. It's not physically addictive the way heroin is but it hits your dopamine receptors and shit, makes you feel really good so eventually you grow a dependence on it.

>>39512858
aye, afternoon however laddie

>>39512820
They'd get dirty from. Rain and shit

>>39512847
Fair enough lad.

Damn kikes trying to sedate our society again.

>>39512292
let's make our own murica thread anon i'm sure there r americans that would join in

>>39512886
FUCK OFF YANKS THIS IS BRITFEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>39512886
We tried to make one a while ago and propped it up, but it died before 100 posts.

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>>39512905
>yanks have 5 times our population
>they can't even manage to keep one general after we've kept one running for 3 years daily

Back from my therapy. Everyone there was a total mong, myself included. One girl was so disgustingly obese I could barely look at her and I had to listen to her fat heavy breathing. The therapist was a qt though

I'm still pissed about my doctor. I said I was suicidal, cunt's response: "oh but uh, have you made plans for your suicide yet?" "No?" "Oh that's nothing serious then. Contact this psychiatrist if you want goodbye." After all this fucking yawning in my face and acting disinterested 45 minutes late.

I managed to get back my secondary results to send to my uni but I put in the wrong grades the first time so waaaay probably going to get rejected. Did a job interview last week so waiting on that rejection too. I feel so shit already, curious really if I can feel any worse, maybe I'll hit rock bottom again and cry in my bed all day.

>>39512988
He's got a point lad. If you say you're suicidal but you haven't actually put any plan in action and looked into doing it then it's just a cry for help isn't it? You don't actually want to do it

Good luck with the other stuff

>>39512988
>Contact this psychiatrist if you want
well, are you going to?

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>>39512988
Ebin said on his blog recently there's a fungus under his fingernails and his hands have necrosis. So you could be worse I suppose.

>I put in the wrong grades the first time
Call them (yeah, I know it sucks) and see if you can change them. Take photos of your physical certificates if you have any.

>Did a job interview
Only the top 10% or so of candidates will even reach interview stage for most jobs so that's good, and if it's the sort of job where a higher proportion of candidates are accepted then you probably will too

It's not that bad laddo

>>39512827
It's an argument that infuriates me. Anything that releases a chemical in your brain that makes you feel good is addictive, just because your body doesn't PHYSICALLY crave that thing it doesn't mean you can't be psychologically addicted to something.

It's the same reason you have workout junkies and adrenaline chasers. Neither of them are addicted to anything physically but they're psychologically addicted to the rush they get from the endorphins and adrenaline.

I hate weed and most people who smoke it are boring degenerates. I'm not going to get into a /pol/ debate because I have my own vices and I'm far from perfect. I'm currently trying to quit smoking but at least I acknowledge that it is ruining my body, stoner degenerates are like "NAAA BRO, IT'S TOTALLY HEALTHY" *inhales smoke* "WAY BETTER THAN SMOKING CIGARETTES" *rolls a joint with tobacco in it* "IT'S NOT ADDICTIVE BRO" *smokes 10th joint of the day* "I SHOULD KNOW, I'VE BEEN SMOKING WEED FOR 15 YEARS BRO"

>>39513029
>tell doctor you're suicidal
>they treat you like a child
Then they wonder why people go crazy and do something drastic. It's as if they're fucking daring you to to "prove" you're in need of help.

>>39513030
I'm not sure, I guess it can't hurt?

>>39513032
I'm not going to call them, just wait for them to reply to receiving my results first, I e-mailed them just now. I'm not even sure what I put the first time but I know they're wrong. Possible they just correct them, e-mail me back, but I have zero hopes this is actually going to work.

It's really awful because it's the one 4th year degree I wanted to do but oh well. It's in their hands now and I'm sure they'll rape me in an e-mail response if they even do reply. May as well prepare for the worst.

As for the job it's nothing special even if I did get it, working nights for 10 quid an hour. I have no other job I could think to apply for with my shitty degree I wasted 5 years to get (a NEET year and extra year at sixth form). Makes me want to jump off a fucking bridge, with how shit the rest of my life is too.

>>39513032
What d'you reckon Riley's armpits smell like, lads?

Fucked it lads gonna be short on rent this month

Is it time to off myself?

>>39513115
A public urinal

>>39513107
You're letting your emotions get to you lad. Look at it from their perspective, can you imagine how many attention seekers they get saying they're suicidal when they're just a bit sad? So the first thing they ask is 'Have you made any plans for suicide' to see if the person is serious about it. You said no so that was that. If you haven't made any plans then you're not really suicidal, you just feel kinda bad

>>39513156
But I did say yes. I just didn't say it in a forceful manner, that should've been enough. Then she shamed me into backtracking and saying "well I guess technically I haven't made any ironclad plans to kill myself yet." And that's just fine apparently. If someone told me they were suicidal as another human being I might listen to their concerns, but no one would ever tell that shit to me because I am the biggest wanker I know. So I get to just live in these hypotheticals in my head where I'm not a tremendous prick who can count the people who don't hate him on one hand.

Can't even remember when I last didn't feel shit. It's been at least 6 months, practically the entire year I've just felt worse and worse.

Cambridge lad here, I already make 55k and bang 7 slags on rotation through the week, and I'm only 1 year into my degree. LMAOing @ everyone's lives right now.

>>39513115
Maths probably.

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>>39513115
Dunno but they give me a pic related

>>39512711
Americanisms have permeated our entire culture.

>>39513186
I hope you die in a car crash.

>>39513032
>still reading that baby's blog

He's an attention seeking Elliot Rodger-lite, all he seems to do is blame others for his own failures. He needs to man up and accept that he's a fucking cockroach who can't take responsibility.

He showed his true colours in the thread and got absolutely blown the fuck out because of his insufferable avatarposting and attention seeking. If he had any sense he would fuck off forever or at the very least just go back to posting anonymously but he can't, he has to keep crawling back to suck up the dregs of attention from strangers online with nothing to do.

>>39513240
>americanisms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnGPgCVJUsI

>>39513240
>I hope you die in a car crash.
bit extreme lad why the violence?

>>39513261
all this is untrue, he is mentally ill and isn't doing it on purpose. you wouldn't tell a retard to stop drooling and then get mad over it coz he can't help it except with specialist medical care.

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>>39513186

yeah well i'm a neet and eat 6 pot noodles a week

>>39513261
What's going on big guy? Ebin has made a total of 2 fairly innocent posts here after people keep mentioning him. He's only been posting sporadically in the other thread

Not sure why people are still spazzing out about him after he left

>>39513298
He might have money and slags, but you have comfy.

>>39513317
>implying he has any of those things

>>39513281
>all this is untrue, he is mentally ill and isn't doing it on purpose

People like him shouldn't have access to the internet then

>>39513317
He only made that post to offend that one suicidal lad, best to ignore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVwKJ-rNRbc

Could Piers Morgan.. be ... in the right?

>>39513386
>People like him shouldn't have access to the internet then
Why? Because people like you might rage hard enough at his posts to drive him to suicide?

>>39513402
He is occasionally, especially with the crazy SJW shit.

>>39513278
LIMMY'S SHOW!

Never understood why they never it came on English TV at decent times, it was always on a weird timeslot. (Or am I thinking of Burnistoun?)

>>39513281
>bit extreme lad why the violence?

Envy. I hope it's a fiery crash too.

>>39513428
>implying anyone ever has earned 55k in their first year and had 7 fuckbuddies at once
>cant notice shitposts

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>>39513417
I don't think it was ever even on in England, just BBC Scotland. Something about how people wouldn't be able to understand what he's saying kek

>>39513437
you're dealing with unironic autists lad, they can't understand these things

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Just been offered an interview for a receptionist job, lads.

I really don't think I can hack it, but it pays 11 quid an hour which is pretty good for an untalented shitter like me, so I can't really pass it up. Getting the shakes just thinking about turning up.

>dont get mummy a birthday present
>quickly bake a cake that turns out shit instead
shes gonna be mad
time to play up the autism i guess

>>39513303
because faggots keep bringing him up and he shills for himself here.

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>>39513477
Best of luck lad, I can't even gather the confidence to send out applications so you're doing something right.

11 p/h is solid, do you have any work experience?

>>39513437
Nevermind the 55k, I don't think people quite understand how unpleasant it would be to have sex 7 times a week.

>>39513477
just go for it lad, don't think just do. i know thats easier said than done, i know exactly how you feel but just try it. you'll either learn how to do the job or jet sacked but so what? you won't personally lose out because of that

>>39513402
dem fucking cheek bones

>>39513508
Tiring sure, but unpleasant?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1655402/this-is-the-amount-of-sex-the-average-person-has-in-a-year/

>>39513503
>11 p/h is solid, do you have any work experience?
Yeah, I was an office monkey admin assistant for a while, but I've been out of work for over 2 years since then and I've never had a "customer-facing" role before. I don't really have any confidence anymore, and I guess I've gotten kinda slobbish over these couple of years.

>>39513516
Yeah, I'm still gonna turn up for it since I'm getting kinda desperate for work and don't want to be an eternal NEET, just shitting bricks about actually having responsibilities and stuff.

Can y'all believe it's already the 4th of September

This month is already blasting by and I hate it.

>>39513596
same i got a funeral on the 8th, hope it rains.

>>39513402
A broken clock is right twice a day. He's still a fucking rat who will be one of the first to go on the day of the rope.

>>39513551
ngl would bang that tranny

>>39513607
if you're in london, you're in luck - it's gonna be pissing down for the entire day

>>39513619
Nah slimy scumbags like him always find a way to get out

>>39513554
>on average 18 to 29 year olds have sex over 110 times a year
>meanwhile I am KHV at 25
brb suicide

>>39513622
Checked the weather it's going to cloudy ill pray for rain.

Kev give me rain.
>>39513620
Shame he most likey hates you.

any of you lads know of any good qt youtube mental health vlogs?

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Is it even possible? It's been 3 years since I did my GCSEs and I got a D in maths, I was wondering why it was so bad as it's fucked me sideways since then (having bad grade in maths that is)

When I rearranged and simplified, I just ended up with x+y=0. Or y=-x

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>>39513649
Tell me about it mate.

New guy moved in to the room right above mine, him and his gf fuck like rabbits. All I can hear is their bed creaking back and forth, it's suffering

>>39513667
This qt talks about mental health a lot, she's pretty WOKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_6HjUcvQ90&t=2s

>>39513671
2x + 8y = 0

>>39513700
I meant qts who have insight into the fact they have mental illness, not qts who are batshit insane.

>>39513671
Idoit. You factor out (or whatever the phrase is) each ()^2 bracket, then you put all the things on one side. I'm shit at explaining, I know.

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EBIN EBIN EBIN

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>>39512475
Smoke weed every day and never admit you're addicted

why is japanese media so obsessed with putting kids into serious situations and themes?

>>39513722
Insanity to one is clarity to another. That bitch knows what's up

>>39513402
I hate trannies (and gays) that talk for women.

Don't a decent percentage of have an underlying misogyny?

>>39513607
Who died anon

How the fuck was this non an original comment

>>39513743
>Divercees with metal detectors
Very relateable.

>>39513744
>japanese media
You mean anime? Anime is not representative of all japanese media

And it's probably because it helps them justify their pedophilia

>>39513671
(2x+1)^2 + (y-3)^2 = (2x+3)^2 + (y+1)^2

4x^2+4x+1 + y^2-6y+9 = 4x^2+12x+9 + y^2+2y+1

4x^2+y^2+4x-6y+10 = 4x^2+y^2+12x+2y+10

4x-6y = 12x+4y

8x+10y = 0

But that's different to >>39513717 and I haven't done maths in a couple of years and I might be retarded so take that with a grain of salt.

saw a car with a california plate earlier, still not sure why you would import your car all the way here

>>39513775
so other people can see you have the money to import a car from California to the UK.

stop posting maths please it's triggering me

>>39513761
cousin lad died in spain bloody shitskins

>>39513771
I'm >>39513717 I got an A* in maths GCSE and A in maths A-level

You fucked up at the start btw. (2x+3)^2 is 4x^2 + 6x + 9

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STOP TALKING ABOUT MATHS IT'S TRIGGERING ME

>>39513803
I have a 1st class bachelors in maths and a PhD in theoretical calculus suck my dick faggot

>>39513803
>(2x+3)^2 is 4x^2 + 6x + 9
you might want to double check your maths there m8

>>39513825
>theoretical calculus
Isn't all calculus theoretical?

>>39513822
1 + 1 grammar fag see why your such a grammar fag now your shit that maths

>>39513845
exactly. Thus you can do a PhD in it... You're probably referring to the fact that

the fundamental theorem of calculus is a theorem that links the concept of differentiating a function with the concept of integrating a function.

The first part of the theorem, sometimes called the first fundamental theorem of calculus, states that one of the antiderivatives (also called indefinite integral), say F, of some function f may be obtained as the integral of f with a variable bound of integration. This implies the existence of antiderivatives for continuous functions.[1]

Conversely, the second part of the theorem, sometimes called the second fundamental theorem of calculus, states that the integral of a function f over some interval can be computed by using any one, say F, of its infinitely many antiderivatives. This part of the theorem has key practical applications, because explicitly finding the antiderivative of a function by symbolic integration allows for avoiding numerical integration to compute integrals.

>>39513825
I have 2.2 in Maths and work in a supermarket.

>>39513771
I had the same as you up to line 3. Line 4, you take all of the left side from the right side and that's where I get stuck because I get:
-8x-8y=0
And that leads me back into y=-x.

>>39513803
>(2x+3)^2 is 4x^2 + 6x + 9
FOIL method lad, there's 2 6x's.

stop talking about math, it is fucking boring.

>>39513866
>[1]

Poor effort not citing your source

>>39513859
*you're xD

I got an A at GCSE and a B at AS but it took so much effort just for that, I was always better with words than numbers. It's just bringing back those memories

>>39513796
Sorry mate,

Can I ask what happened?

>>39513771
>4x^2+y^2+4x-6y+10 = 4x^2+y^2+12x+2y+10
>4x-6y = 12x+4y
The 4y above came out of nowhere, on the first line it's 2y. Explain?

>>39513920
>>39513902
oh my god, shut the fuck up.

>>39513917
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fc7_1502987338
this

>>39513917
muzzies happened kek

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>>39513936
>>39513941
Did he actually die in Barcelona anon?

>>39513902
you get triggered by words and numbers. shitone,

>>39513955
sort out that grammar u effin mong

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enough about your maths homework

whats everybodies favourite biscuit?

>>39513994
>whats everybodies favourite biscuit?

probably cheese and onion pringles

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>>39513951
i miss babysitting the little shit .

>>39513973
stop letting it get to you
>>39513994
hob nobs

>>39514011
They only sell that in corner shops now. That and McCoys Mexican Chilli.

McCoys Mexican Chilli crisps are expensive these days, used to be 50p.

>go for a lay down
>head starts spinning
>feel like I'm falling and opening my eyes just makes it worse
>just have to ride it out for a few minutes
>get a massive erection
what did my body mean by this?

>the pound shop now sells the WHITE kinder buenos, 3 for a quid

thank you jesus, i did not deserve this

>>39514098

ive been getting really strange light headed spells recently, even becoming dream like, really strange feeling but i havent had a boner with them

>have to write a hard essay
>if i sat down and focused it'd be done in 3 hours
>spent the day writing a little, browsing britfeel and vg, writing a little, etc
>6 hours in now and it's 1/3rd done

>>39514098
think is something to do with blood going into your head, or rushing out or whatever

>>39513734
>good jawline
>kit harington hair
>skin isn't covered in acne

Fucking normie filth, I always knew

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What is going on? Why does my face hurt? I'm freaking out guys, it fucking stings.

>>39514142
>>39514098

do they happen after you stretch or get up after sitting down for a while

>>39514175
you'll be alright lad, it's probaly nothing, give it an hour

>>39514175
i thought you went to the doctors lad
have you seen face off

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>>39513994
Chocolate hob nobs obviously, anybody who disagrees is probably a paki and should be reported to MI5

>>39514178

the ones i was talking about before dont but i do sometimes go light headed if i get up quick, i think that has something to do with not having enough to eat though, low blood pressure or blood sugar possibly, google should answer that

>>39513994
Are cookies biscuits? Otherwise none. They are all so dry tasting.

>>39514178
No I was sitting down then laying
>>39514169
yeah figured something like that. Was horrible and pretty sure it'll happen again

>>39514190
It's been like this the last few days. My cheeks have red patches. I made a doctor's appointment but I think I'm going to die before Friday.
I'm probably patient zero.

>>39514098
You need more milk, drink more milk

>anons dropping dead of mystery aliments
bit spooky

>>39514207
>>39514210
does it feel really good like really good

>>39513994
chocolate digestives. I'm a simple man

>>39514130
my shitty asda sells 1 for 60p. looks like I'll be going to poundland now, white kinder buenos are so much better than the normal ones

>>39514130
how about kinder eggs being banned in yankland, whats that all about?

Got the shits lads

Fucking Lidl sausages, never again

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Maplad from last night, this is the final map, please rate

what comfy kingdom would you like to live in ?

veda, luna, tara and most city-states are republics if you like democracy

>>39514165
>200 word essay due tomorrow
>haven't written anything
I'm panicking desu, I know how you feel

>>39514231

no not good at all, my vision goes funny and my face starts to feel weird, normally i dont need to lie down but i do need to hold onto something to stay stood up, only lasts for 10-20 seconds though

>>39514262
Yanks are too dumb to realise there's an object inside the chocolate when they're stuffing the whole thing in their gobs

>>39514262
kinder eggs are a safety hazard mate, too dangerous for the kids. but here kid, take my gun and give it a try!

>>39514265
>what comfy kingdom would you like to live in ?

Your mum's.

>>39514265

i saw you a bit list night but never had a chance to ask about your maps, im assuming theyre fictional then? how much detail do you put into them? i mean do you go into small towns and capital cities and what it would be like to live in them? I also like i draw maps but i copy real ones, usually early 1900s OS maps

>>39514265
I wasn't on last night, is this from something or is it a fantasy map you made? I love making up my own fantasy worlds with lore and everything, so comfy

>>39514265
it's not a real place, so who cares

>>39514231
No it's like being forced to do a load of nos

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Purchase sunglasses

>>39514265
could i have a villa on the inviria coast?

>>39514266
>200 word

Nigga you'll be fine.

>>39514265
What's up with that legend at the top right? I can't distinguish between the two colours

>>39514228
>tfw had a massive angina attack last night, legitimately thought I was going to have some sort of heart attack
most of the time i feel like i wouldn't mind dying, but when shit like that happens, it terrifies me to be quite desu

>>39514265
luna has terrible border gore

it's like i've just finished a war in hearts of iron and they're an AI ally who's nabbed pissy bits of land that aren't any used to them just because they had a teeny bit of war score

>>39512117
Fucking hate SLAVS, what with living with 9 of them. DISGUSTING RATS RATS RATS.

>>39514298
yeah they're fictional, and detail depends on how I feel as it's just a comfy hobby to take up time on bland days where nothing is happening. Sometimes I go into a bit of detail and lore, or draw the maps of individual cities but I have never actually written anything down, only illustrated things.
>>39514299
fantasy map I made
>>39514320
Inviria is pretty comfy they make the best wine in the world

>>39511426
The nips are really arrogant for such a tiny nation. No wonder everybody in Asia hates them.

>>39514265
>no exclaves or enclaves
>no colonies
>no rough scale
You tried well but it just leaves me hungry for more detail really

>>39514315
Sorry Xi. America said I can't hang out with you anymore.

>>39512475
Most of us turn to drink and drugs, and when that stops working, suicide.

>>39512605
>Some self-employed people put on a suit and nice work shoes so it feels like a proper job

Genuinely :
Laughing
Out
Loud.

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>>39514326
Yeah sorry lad it's hard but basically all the north and western nations that go off the map are non-Avarian and any tiny country with no colour is a city-state
>>39514345
They're trade posts because a lot of trade passes around all the capes, it's not border gore but medieval mercantilism. Like what west european countries had in africa and india in the 1600s
>>39514379
the 3 mercantile republics have colonies, but shit I forgot a scale. It's 1100AD so a bit early for continental colonialism

originally there were more enclaves but they were just odd, but that was back when the map was all white

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>>39512475
I genuinely think that loneliness and lack of sex (and female companionship) is holding me back from accomplishing anything at this late age.

>>39514265
a comfy little island of my own off the coast of Luna

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>>39514456
would have thought after a while you'd be ascended and not care about such petty concerns. just do you mate, accomplish things for yourself

>>39514441
>Yeah sorry lad it's hard but basically all the north and western nations that go off the map are non-Avarian and any tiny country with no colour is a city-state
Ohhh right I'm with you now, wasn't paying much attention to those other nations
>the 3 mercantile republics have colonies, but shit I forgot a scale. It's 1100AD so a bit early for continental colonialism. originally there were more enclaves but they were just odd, but that was back when the map was all white
I see. Yeah fair, wasn't sure how much you were basing it on real history, or if it was some fantasy lore in which colonial empires existed in the BC years or something lel.

Sorry for samefagging but I had loads of questions

>>39514549
>would have thought after a while you'd be ascended and not care about such petty concerns.

Buddism is a crock of shit and funnily enough in my late teens and early 20s, I didn't care as much cos I thought SOMEHOW I would have sorted my (lack of) social life. Except I turned 28 last month and I'm in the exact same position I was socially when I was 16.

/r9k/ lied to me. You can't ignore your sex drive.

>>39514592
>>39514549
Need to go to my wageslave job and hopefully this version of the thread is still alive when I get back in 8 hours.

https://youtu.be/HYj4_-EroNo?t=48s

Never heard 'Caitlyn' Jenner speak before, I'm absolutely howling.

>>39514624
It always cracks me up. I also think he still has a penis.

>>39514624
total dude voice bet he doesn't even have real fake tits, fucking state of that family.

He was actual cuck aswell got cuck by oj simpson.

>>39514441
>They're trade posts because a lot of trade passes around all the capes, it's not border gore but medieval mercantilism. Like what west european countries had in africa and india in the 1600s
strange to have them so close though, africa and india were thousands of miles away on entirely separate continents and set up in areas where people weren't as technologically advanced

>>39514665
More akin to Venice, Genoa and Pisa in the mediterranean - again the date is 1100 in our world equivalent

Looks like my uni accommodation won't be sorted and won't have a place in halls fuck sake I don't want to live with anyone whose not a first year

>>39514731
house share with local britfeelers

>>39514731
is that because you didn't fill out paperwork/app in time or because of the uni's incompetency? if the later, fucking demand they sort something out.

>>39514731
First years are cancer though, worst kind of normie.

>>39514731
halls are usually very overpriced though, plus you have to show ID and shit every time you go in and out

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>>39512776
>actually sleeping at night
what even?

>>39514731
Oh boohoo now you wont be able to party :((( my heart bleeds for you

>>39514744
If he's in Cambridge he can live with me, if he's okay with listening to non-stop sex in my room while he's at home. And furthermore any slags that walk in he is NOT allowed to make eye contact with.

>>39514756
You supposed to carry ID around with you at all times.

>feeling the urge to fap at work again
Talk me out of this lads

>>39514749
Was on holiday during the deadline and the WiFi was shocking I couldnt load anything

>>39514769
There's nothing stopping me from partying lad, just don't want to live by myself or anyone I can't relate with etc

>>39514751
But at least I'll have something in common with them

>>39514786
Go in the toilet and bash one out to your female co-workers sucking and fucking you in the loo.

>>39514592
Too right. I could never buy into Buddhism or Stoicism as it didn't matter what my mindset was. I couldn't suppress my desires, you just have to learn to live with them I suppose. Whatever that means.

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Who else has this evening's entertainment sorted?

>>39514823
Why don't you want to live by yourself? Think of the independence and privacy, and not having to share a kitchen or bathroom.

>>39514825
Fucksake you're not helping

I am THIS close to doing what you just said

>>39514837

Are you at least black yourself?

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>>39514857
DO IT FOR RACHEL

>>39514879
Ew

Well that's persuaded me out of fapping. She looks like a fucking skateboard in a dress. Cheers lad

>>39514857
dew it lad, i once had a wank in a plane didn't even do it in the loo just bust one in my pants.

>>39514868
>inb4 white girl

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>>39514868
>Are you at least black yourself?
What do you think?
[spolier]Yes[/spoiler]

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>>39514903
you disgust me , are you some kind of homo?

>>39514907
Kek how did you manage that? Did the people next to you know about it? Unless you were on business class or something

>>39514919
Okay that one's a bit better, still has a weird face though

>>39514845
I had applied for an ensuite anyway, don't really mind about kitchen. Living alone would make me sad and lonely

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>>39514944
heres another one n

>>39514969
do you have to pay for an ensuite? I know friends who lied about having IBS and got one for free but didn't know if you had to pay extra otherwise.

>>39514977
Okaaay we're getting somewhere now...

>>39514911

Fair enough then, nothing worse than a cuck

>been neet for last 6 months
>savings ran out gonna have to go back to work
>the fucking crushing depression of roaming through job sites and seeing all the shitty jobs

God i fucking hate work. I'm gonna have to go back to being a fucking waiter again ;_;

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>>39514925
Nope pleb class on ryanair, had the whole row to myself, just pull my coat over my cock and rubbed one out to the airhostress's, dumped my goo on the floor.

>>39514984
Well I said that I suffer from migraine - which I do and I've said that I need a toilet because I'll throw up (I do from the pain)

>>39514997
>;_;
This is an IMAGEBOARD friendo. There's no need for emoticons. Use pictures.

>>39515005
Nice one lad

Next time get some creepshots for the lads

just did my signing on form for universal credit, what should i expect?

>>39515048

mandatory volunteer work laddy, thats what they tried to make me do anyway

>>39515048
should of went on the sick

Weather looks nice lads, might have a bbq this evening

>>39515105
Might go to rave with my bro and his friends

>>39515048
I left college in june and have applied/interviewed for jobs/apprenticeships ever since but haven't got one yet. me mam's bennies stopped this week so I'm gonna have to sign on.

Funny thing is I used to come to britfeel ironically and pretend to be a neet... now I am becoming one.

what are the chances of being able to learn a trade at 23?

>>39515132

good case of karma there, enjoy your misery my m8

>>39515143
absolutely none, the brain completely loses it's ability to learn anything after 23

>>39512869
ah makes sense.
i just go with black air max all year every year since i was 15.

>>39515155
as in will anyone take me on as opposed to a 16 year old that they can pay absolutely fuck all too

Don't be a smartarse im desperate here

>>39515148
i didn't make fun of neet's nor did I ever put myself at a higher status level than them so i'm not sure if karma is the right word. Maybe irony.

>>39515132
serves you right meme's are dangerous stuff

>>39515161

i like buying lighter coloured shoes just to they look dirty better, i think scruffy looking things have more character than clean and/or shiny shit

>>39515166
Not bad but you are going to have to pay for the college, what trade also you are better of getting a odd truck driver license or some type of constuction machine.

>>39514997
>live in london
>dream of moving out one day
>NEET
>sky high rents
>most jobs on jobsites paying minimum wage or a tiny bit above it
kill me

>>39514441
Are the borders influenced by terrain, like mountain ranges and rivers?

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what email providers don't required phone numbers and other emails accounts etc.

>>39515208
Thinking electrician - my cousin learned to do it and he made some decent money, out living in Australia now and loving life

Not that i expect that - but i've done Hospitality, Retail and Office and i need a job where i'm moving around and doing shit - i legitimately thought about killing myself every second of the year i worked in an office

Guess i'll work a pleb job for a while, save up and go college for it - i thought it was generally an apprentice thing though - do i just do a college course and then start trying to apply for Electrician jobs?

>use universal jobmatch for the first time instead of monster and indeed
>cook at a category B prison
>face to face customer service to prisoners

sounds fun

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Woman on OKC responded to my message, and she even put a kiss on the end.

I hear wedding bells!

>>39515253
"Slide me an extra pudpud or I will find you when I'm out"

>>39515048
I'm on JSA but it's pretty much the same iirc. Pray you get a good work coach.

I'm thinking of taking a masters degree in London. I should have about five thousand bongs in the bank at that point and it looks like I'll get 11,000 for maintainance, will this be enough to mortgage or rent a flat so I don't have to live with others or am I fugged?

>>39515298
or, you know, get a job?

>>39515166
they'll take you, if you accept to be paid absolutely fuck all

>>39515317
I would but I'm a fucking retard.

>>39515246
>electrician
isn't as easy as you think you need to do two years before apprenticeship. also the classes are school hours minus a day so you will need to save up alot to live on while you study.

>>39515310
is the 11k solely for rent and bills? if so, then you'd probably find your own place, although it won't be anything too fancy

if it's for other stuff as well like food and whatnot, then i doubt it

seeing dogs with homeless people always makes me sad desu, puppers deserve better

>>39515317
I think you are on the wrong board friend. We don't take kindly to wagies round here.

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>>39515364
They are dogs, you femine cunt they love the outdoors, why do you think they like walkies so much.

>>39515392
my dog fucking hates the outdoors

makes a big fuss until he's let back in, the big baby

>>39515364
>>39515392

hes got a point lad, doggos do love their walkies

>>39515236
gmx.com
I use it to make my proxy accounts.

theres someone singing in the fucking train station what the hell

>>39515408
Most likey he caught being scared of the outdoors off you and most dogs do love it outside, it's like saying birds hate flying.

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>pupper
>doggo

>>39515475
I love being outdoors, he's always whining to be let in because I'm the one gardening and he's stood by the door shivering like it's the bloody arctic

>>39512428
>>39512447
>>39512473
>>39512677

To the lads asking, my routine looked like this today:

Trying to lose a bit of weight first and then in a month or two crack on with the weights in a more serious way - i.e. not at a calorie deficit.

>Warm-up: Treadmill
1km at 9km/h on a 5% incline. Still knackering

>DB chest press: heaviest set - 4 reps out of 5, 60kg
>Chin-ups: 8
>Pull-ups: 4, 3 (aimed for 4 again, needs work)
>Seated leg press (machine): 12 x 100kg, 10 x 150kg, 5 x 202.5kg
>DB shoulder press: 12 x 32kg, 10 x 40kg, 7 out of 8 x 48kg.
Decided to drop the weight a little and improve endurance/ form. A marathon not a sprint. Plus, I did these last so was flagging.
>Dips: attempted, but it wasn't a serious attempt. Nothing left in the tank. Did a few half-hearted and left it.

Then 1km on the elliptical just to round it all out.

Funny you should mention Kev - I'm a sporadic poster that's got sober and want to get back into shape and start wrestling again.

>>39515474

what station? whats he singing? more details my m8 im on the edge of my cunting seat over here

>>39515550
chester and i have no idea, he sounds very drunk

>>39515578
>chester
all assume hes on the next miseryrail back to liverpool then

do americans really dip biscuits in milk?
I get that they enjoy "cookies and milk" but I didn't think they saturated one with the other prior to eating
like leaving mince pies and brandy for father christmas, does he dip the pies in the brandy?

I want a smoked cheese pig

>>39515605
choccy hob nobs and full milk is the bomb.com lad

>>39515605

digestive biscuits(with or without chocolate) are good when theyve been soggied up in milk

>>39515493
Yeah, real /britfeel/ers call them barky walk shits.

>>39515700
>four legged roofer doofers

chavs on the train drinking stella and bullying a qt asian girl. wish i had the confidence to stop them

>>39515728
*wish I had the confidence to join them

>>39515735
on closer inspection they seem to be pikeys. why the fuck would you want to join them?