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>>39378888
NICE DIGITS BHOY
fuck trips and avatarfags they hog all the (you)'s

>>39378888
checked.
>>39378940
have 1 before they start hogging them all

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k nobody cares

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Fact: When taken correctly, antidepressants will not change your personality. They will help you feel like yourself again and return to your previous level of functioning. Rarely, people experience apathy or loss of emotions while on certain antidepressants. When this happens, lowering the dose or switching to a different antidepressant may help.

>>39378888
Sweet Kev above

>>39378969
what made you post this anon?

>>39378981
it's webmd trying to claim that apathy is a rare side effect of antidepressants

gimme a working torrent site FUCK

>>39379060
eztv

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Why are people currently bitching hard about "whitewashing" in cinema, when no one is complaining about "blackwashing"?

>>39379106
Best part is most actors are jewish.
Remember the oscars so white thing, i shit you not most of the winners and nominations were jews

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god damn she became a sl*t but the fake tits really suit her honestly

>NEET for 4 years
>write fake jobs for that duration
>get job
>no reference checks
>going to wageslave now

seeyou at 5, lads

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>>39379245
good for you lad, I've said on here many times nobody checks fuck all these days.Nobody gives a fuck.

>>39379245
Smooth lad. What job and did you drop any spaghetti at the interview?

>>39379279

To be fair the P60 was a shock (I didn't hand it in though, but realistically i'm sure the finance dept can see I was on bennies all that time)

Also as you said, who gives a fuck anymore, not like Im part of a grander scheme, just work then die

>>39379281
Research analyst, basically collating surveys, fixing typos, making it look nice for bank clients to review. Its a quiet job which I like, nobody has time to speak when working, but it has your usual targets and deadlines which adds pressure

Would you move to Lordran/ Majula/ Lothric, given the chance?

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So turns out the man who attacked Buckingham Palace was a Muslim man from Luton, not a white person as people were originally saying.

How have we gone from no terrorist attacks in 10 years to one every month?

>first time ordering drugs off DNM
>mommy home to receive package while Im out all week

So shook lads, what if it stinks to high heaven?

>>39379435
Permissiveness.

>>39379421
Majula seems like the obvious choice.

>>39379444
Is it weed? They usually put it in an air tight bag within a few other bags, it never smells unless you open it.

>>39379478
I suppose you could make a reasonably comfy living if you found a niche. Do you think you'd ever leave Majula itself? If so, where would you go? Not down the hole, I'm guessing.

>>39379421
I'd live in any of them and bang the firekeeper, not like she could do much about it.

>>39379508
I dunno, in Lordran she's in a cage, in Majula the others would likely object. I don't think the Blacksmith would tolerate it. Same Lothric; I think Andre and Morne would get sick of your shit.

i dont wanna go work anymore

should i stop going

>>39379534
You need to keep going. Life will only get worse if you quit.

>>39379543
How do you know he needs to keep going?

>>39379530
>implying you can't just break open the cage
>implying you can't just kill the others

>>39379543
i do kind of need to.keep going. if i quit i go back to relying on parents. i hate this job

>>39379568
You can kill a well-muscled man who's 6ft or so, and has a massive hammer? Or a similar man clad in impenetrable armour? Be honest m8, you'd be lucky to kill a hollow.

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Morning lads. Suicide watch arranged a phone consultation with a therapist for me on Thursday. Pretty good. Weather is finally starting to look like Autumn too, nice relaxing times ahead!

>>39379435
Nobody wants to publicly criticise """them""" because they're a part of the left's victim class and doing so would be social suicide for anyone with status

>>39379392
Hope the job goes well for you lad - I shouldn't worry about the P60/P45. The finance dept/HR will have bigger problems to worry about.If you do an OK/average job you will be fine. Good luck to you!

>>39379606
Yes, because they trust you, it's not hard

>>39379641
Morne doesn't trust shit. Get his waifu to read a story he disapproves of and he'll kick the shit out of you.

>>39379628
>Weather is finally starting to look like Autumn too, nice relaxing times ahead!

Until the heat and sun come back next week.

>>39379655
Stop roleplaying you faggot, jesus christ

>>39379655
Don't stop roleplaying you faggot, Jesus Christ.

>>39379669
No, fuck off lad

>>39379392
Sound a bit like part of my job, lad.
Get between 50-2000 lines of text on a spreadsheet, verbatim answers that idiots working in the call centre have typed out from respondents.

It's pretty comfy, I'm one of those people that secretly wants to be a writer so it's nice work. Sometimes I make up answers if I don't like theirs, but don't tell Mummy May.

what keeps you up at night anons?

>>39379628
I've lost all respect for you, fucking ebin orbiter. Only a shitty person can find that guy in anyway acceptable. Your posts are annoying me now.

Shame about the therapy appointment, was hoping you 2 would enter a suicide pact.

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You at the Rubik's Cube World Championship and just got 2 DNFs in a row when this guy slaps Susan's arse, what do?

How was your bank holiday lads?

>>39379628
Do you actually still feel suicidal?

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>>39379628
Less than 40 hours to solve your cube, come on lad. It's not that hard to learn how if you just sit yourself down, won't even take that long. You could do it today

1-8 kill myself
9-0 shitpost on britfeel

>>39379849
EVERY TlME

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>>39379845
>less than 40 hours
>tfw cannot unto numbers

>>39379628
Hope you get the help you need. Mind sharing your blog? It's probably too early for the mods to notice but do it subtlety uif you are worried.

I'm spending the day today in Manchester lads (I live in Bury)

Where's good to eat/drink?

I was planning on going to Wong Wong's Bakery, because I've had good stuff from there in the past.

Any recommendations at all?

I just ate dinner lads. State of my life

It was good, made me feel happy. I could really get into this depression binge eating thing

>>39379758
Last night it was my cat being out and me not hearing any meows to be let in.

Currently in Meadowhall and it's pretty dead. Not bad desu.

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>>39379883
Make sure you get the Big Wong

>>39379628
Literally crunched a leaf on my way through the park this morning.

>>39379660
Ah just looked it up. Bit disappointed now haha. Really looking forward to crunching leaves

>>39379822
It comes and goes I'd say. It gets really intense at times which is why I went to A&E

>>39379845
Thursday might be good since I am not working. Quite fitting that the last day of August I accomplish something haha

>>39379877
Thank you. I do hope you make it too! I am sure some anon could post it haha

>>39379891
Binge eating feels great but hard to stop. I think food is the only thing that makes me genuinely happy now. I think you should see someone before it gets too late anon because it's a very unpleasant situation to be in

>>39379918
GET SOME GAMES!

i'm addicted to jam donuts lads. they're only 75p a bag and i eat at least one bag everyday.

Found a great lazy breakfast lads, massive bowl of cereal, mix a scoop of whey in my shaker and use that instead of milk. Tasty and proteiny.

>>39379905
Making me homesick lad, give the big bronze steelworkers a bum pinch from me.

>>39379978
are they co-op donuts

How do I escape neetdom? I've been living in a total isolation from the real world for so long it seems bizarre to me that one has to work.

>>39380007
yes, i'm skinny though so it doesn't really matter i guess

felt a bit normal today lads

went out to walk doggo and passed by a small group of stragglers from the city's weekend steampunk event.

really just a bunch of utter losers in every sense. not even interestingly weird people, they follow possibly the absolute bottom of the barrel of all 'counter-cultures' and individually are all incredibly bland 'people'

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>>39379918
Well I mean before that I hadn't eaten for 30 hours. I go a long time without eating then I'll eat a lot in one go. But not really that much, only like 1000 calories. Do I have an eating disorder?

I used to be a little obsessed with counting calories but I think I've mostly gotten over that now, although I think it's always there in the back of my mind. I tell myself now that I just eat what I want, but I don't know whether I don't eat much because I I genuinely don't feel the desire to eat, or because I'm starving myself. I've never felt guilty after eating though.

Do I have an eating disorder?

I'm going to replay final fantasy X lads. Haven't played it for 13 years

wish i could smell a girls feet, pits and arse lads haha.

>>39379978
>>39380027
I love my co-op bakery desu, doughnuts, cookies, etc always fresh and a quid or less

>>39380027
noice lad, were they going out of date also ever try the 1 pound cookies yummy

>>39380040
Well done, you've got the judgemental aspect of being normal down to a T. At least they're having fun with their friends. You shouldn't be so mean desu.

>>39380040
I don't understand people like that either. Can't imagine what goes through their heads and thinks steampunk is a good idea.

>>39380047
never played it desu lad, but I did play lord of the rings: the third age which I understand totally nicked FFX's combat system, and I fookin loved that game so I've always wanted to play FFX

>>39380066
I'm far more judgemental than normies lad. just really cannot stand people desu, wish I lived out in the middle of nowhere where I barely ever had to see another person ever again.

>>39380046
In general anon, I think an eating disorder is a consistent irregular pattern of eating along with obtrusive thoughts about food. I would say you might have a form of anorexia with bulimic features like me but I am not a doctor.

I would prefer if you went to see a GP desu lad but I do understand if you don't want to. If you want to discuss anything concerning it I am usually in these threads

>>39380047
Best Final Fantasy desu! Maybe my favourite game ever. Tidus and Yuna are qt. Enjoy it anon!

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Any other failed normies used to go to free parties? Been thinking about them a lot recently.

>I'll never be 18 smoking a spliff with my best mates, still buzzing a little from the mdma, on top of Surprise View again.

>>39380110
my only consolation from school is knowing that all the normies like you who were cunts to me are now unhappy in their mid-20s after their party lives have died out and they're left with less than me

>>39379444
Middle aged and above women have only just begun go comprehend that shopping can be delivered to your house, she won't clock that drugs can be too

>>39380110
i've never been to a party in my life, not even a birthday party when i was a kid.

>>39380134
Bit bitter there mate, i'm not quite in my mid 20's yet.

Wouldn't say it was a normie 'party life' - me and most of my friends were a mess then, and are a mess now. Those nights were amazing, though. Just roaming around beautiful countryside on mdma, going from sound system to sound system, fucking awesome.

>>39380101
Thanks for sharing your thoughts. Tbh I've never even considered that I might have a serious problem, maybe rooted in psychology; do I desire to stay as skinny as possible due to my transgender thoughts?

I'm reluctant to see the GP because I know what he'll say: I should eat a more varied diet, and eat more frequently. And I could just do that myself. But I won't, I just don't have the motivation. I have been wondering though whether my abysmal diet contributes to my complete lack of energy.

>If you want to discuss anything concerning it I am usually in these threads
Thanks. It would be nice to be able to talk with you more, but unfortunately I'm normally asleep by this time and wake up after you've already gone to bed.

>>39379628
You still even suicidal or you sound now?

cheltenham fag here. two jets circling sky. its habbening.

>>39380240
It's called attention/sympathy whoring because everyone knows what a disgusting little shitstirring cunt he truly is

Is the nuke war starting yet?

Wish I had a bidet

Mum came in and started shouting at me for never leaving the house and sleeping during the day

feels bad

I apply to jobs all the time and my sleeping pattern doesn't really matter so leave me alone :(

>>39380308
i just left school/college and am looking for job. My sleep patterns fucked too. Luckily me mum doesn't care that much.

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>>39380237
I told my GP that I think I might have an eating disorder and I got a referral very quickly desu. I think as long as you're firm and know what you want it should go well. Please do not be afraid to get help

Ganbatte~

>>39380240
Comes and goes. Sometimes I feel great but very slight criticisms of myself can make my mood do a complete U-Turn

>>39380308
Do you struggle with leaving the house lad? Maybe try going for a walk every now and then. The sleeping pattern is not a big issue but normies are likely to be concerned about anything that doesn't fit their view of normal. Well done on applying for jobs though! Sounds like your mum is more worried than angry desu

>>39380242
probably just training my lad!

>>39380308
same lad am pale as fuck, only go out to fags and juice, i haven't been up town for so long all the shops have changed

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Well lads, just called up army recruitment, going in tomorrow to have a chat with them about army stuff, but after that, I think I'm going to be sending in my application

>>39380423
You still fallen for the retarded "lol chair force" meme?

>>39380348
Yeah I'm only 18 and it's really hard to find anything other than a summer job at this age, not to mention i failed college. I cant leave the house because we live in a shit place and i have no friends so what am I meant to go outside for. She just argues with my dad all day or lets the dogs howl and stuff plus its too warm so its much better to be awake at night


>>39380363
I use to go for walks but it got boring, too many chavs yelling shit, nothing to see, too warm and I felt too anxious

>>39380423
good for you,thought about what you wanna do i wanted to be a sqaddie but not fit enough yet

>>39380435
is air force worth it? i don't want to be a wage slave in a supermarket all my life

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>>39380308
My mum's about to do the same to me, I can feel it. I always ask her what the problem is with sleeping during the day and she always responds 'hurr it's not normal!'. Stay strong lad, and fuck normies

bored now. cleaning day at work. already cleaned my machines and 3 others. need to find something else to do. everyone else stood around taking about their weekend. they don't bother asking me, well they do but they only ask what games i was playing they know i just sit infront of monitor when i'm not working

>>39380439
>too warm and I felt too anxious
You need to try a /nightwalk/ lad

>>39380435
I was just memeing on you that time, its army for me, just one of those things, not really a fan of boats or jets, army gets me close to tanks

>>39380484
I didn't know you were into tanks

>>39380446
Hopefully officer training, I'd like to do something with the armored corps

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>>39380484
If you want to get close to tanks, become a plumber

>>39380493
I dont really know that much about them tbqh, but if I got to work with them I thinking that'd be a pretty rad life

>>39380497
Bazinga

>>39378888
Nice quads.

"Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way

The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say"

Greetings from Amerifat btw.

>>39380464
I'm sure there's way more options than "supermarket slave" and "military cuck"

Yanks are about to get utterly BTFO in a few hours

The dam in Houston (108ft high) now has 107.62ft of water behind it, and it's rising at about 0.25 feet every hour

https://www.harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2110

Whoah hey haha went to sleep wanting to die, and woke up wanting to die!

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>>39380536
FEMA has this under control. Don't worry

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>>39380536
>at risk of flooding
>mayor said no to evacuation
>desperately defending his decision
>"You literally cannot put 6.5 million people on the road"
>"You issue an evacuation order and put everyone on the highway," Turner said, "you are really asking for a major calamity."
>so let's wait and let them get flooded instead

>>39380496
Yes lad can you please update us on how it goes because I'm wanting to go for Sandhurst after I've done this last year of uni. How's your fitness right now, specifically your 1.5 mile time?

could august just FUCK OFF already

>>39380546
At least you got to enjoy the bliss of nothingness for a while. Really I think that's the best measure of whether you should commit suicide or not. Since death is like an endless sleep, all you have to do is ask yourself whether you prefer being asleep to being awake. If you ever have days where you wake up and you feel at least alright then you know that you should remain alive.

>>39380496
ewww a officer, no one wants to follow orders from a sweaty nervous beta.

What age are you.

>>39380561
Mayors were a mistake desu

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>>39380580
NOOOOOO IT HAS TO COME BACKKK

>>39380536
noice link the /pol/ happening thread go got this from

Make way! Make way! Absolute banger coming through!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkXdGz8j0YA

>>39380561
>>39380591
yanks gtfo are mayors have no power

>>39380598
I don't understand the appeal of nightcore, it's just normal music with chipmunk voice and a fast tempo.

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>>>/pol/139380594

This will be worse than katrina probably. The storm went back out to sea and gained some strength too

>>39380632

wrong link

>>>/pol/139457074

>>39380617
B-but m-muh anime!

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Why tf have I been granted less than 4000 bong maintenance loan when my singular parent lives off of benefits?

>>39380617
Yeah, but it's soooooo goooooood

>>39380585
How can you prefer being unconscious?

>>39380684
Just when you wake up and wish you didn't, and you crave the release of nothingness at the end of the day

If I don't have any bud to smoke I have nothing to look forward to in my daily routine.

How do I get past the short term difficulties of quitting to get the long term benefits?

I was told I was to have the house for myself today but I've woken up to my brother and nan next room over. I even got up a bit earlier.

>>39380695
Masturbate instead.
orig

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>>39380703
What are your brother and nan doing in the next room?

>>39380717
Some tech support shit from the sound of it.

>>39380672
I'm on the same but my dad's a manager of a bank firm and me ma is a hairdresser

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hot DAMN
my ship has come in!! thank you mummy may!

why do you all talk like poor people saying things like lad and mate; it just makes you sound like backstabbers, short sighted, lacking in intelligence and just plain scum bag like, and these are not desirable traits are they hmmmmm?

>>39380764
Are you not british, mate?

>>39380703
your brother and nan were fucking?

Houston damn now at 107.71ft Massive happening within 2 hours, probably less

>>39380764
Look at this knobhead and his burger-tier knowledge

>>39380777
of course I am hence the experiance of talking with these sorts and listing their usual traits. Anyone who calls one mate/lad is eager to gain your trust in a incredible disingenuous way and profit as soon as possible. No I am not your mate and no I will not "lend" you any money and the way you talk makes me want to puke.

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>>39380801
We're about to witness the new Atlantis.

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>>39380821
I'm actually using it just to pretend I'm British.

looking back on my wageslave bank statements from a few years ago

how the FUCK did I burn through so much money every 2 weeks
fucking hell, no wonder I got so fat

The train now approaching platform... 2... does not stop here. Stand back from the edge of... platform 2

>>39380834
This.
Im not british either but this is one of the only regular threads eithout any normalfags or chads.
I just thought you guys always said mate and lad or some shit.

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>First day off in 8 days
>Check the work rota
>No one allocated for tonight shift at 1700

HI ho, abandoned in a hotel bar as the Mrs. has gone shopping. Can't check in until 14:00. If I start drinking now I'll be dead by teatime.

Meh!

>>39380834
you should stop, these types of people profit from others sufffering, even their own so called "mates"
Anyone who calls you mate is cause for concern and look no further than the Jeremy Kyle show for example of these people- do you like that? its not charming

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>Need to recruit some people at work
>Go through a laborious recruitment process
>Find the 4 people I need
>The day one of them is due to starts he emails saying he's accepted another job offer and he's "sorry" for the inconvenience.

Sorry? Fucking Sorry?

Do these people know how much fucking "inconvenience" they cause?

I am deceased

>>39380892
I don't do it irl, famalamadingdong.

>>39380893

I'm sure he's incredibly worried anon. I know I would be.

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>>39380893
Are they even allowed to do that? Could you not get him fired from whatever his new offer if you contact his HR or something?

>>39380913
>Are they even allowed to do that? Could you not get him fired from whatever his new offer if you contact his HR or something?

LOL, On what basis? Have a titter of wit lad.

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>go to morrisons for daily shop
>annoying middle aged dude walking on the same pavement and direction as me
>speed up to avoid him
>look at phone, slow down by accident
>hear him closeby
>speed up angrily and cross over to get to retail park
>still fucking following me
>go into Morrisons
>follows me to the section I entered
>absolutely raging I trek to the ther side of the store
>complain to the manager and report a stalking complaint to the police

UNLESS YOU COME OUT OF A CAR OR CAME A DIFFERENT ROUTE YOU CANT FOLLOW ME INTO THE STORE YOU FUCKING NORMIES

>>39380570
If I get in I'll blog it here, could be some fun content tbqh just joining for the (you)s

>>39380588
>Implying
I'm only two of those things, and 19 right now, 20 by the time I'm in training

>>39380893
You're fault for paying less skinflint
I'd do the same

Smart people hedge their bets.

>>39380927

Stop leaving the house without a carer anon.

>>39380921
Shouldn't they have some sort of term and contract before they start work?

>>39380893
In the professional world, people leverage job offers for better jobs and pay

>>39380950

Stop taking the piss, there's a good lad.

>>39380913
He'll probably get sacked. Someone that waits till their starting day to resign isn't a reliable person.

In fact it's best that he did that instead of me wasting my time on him.

>>39380821
It's to get around the robot lad

>>39380945
I don't have one

It really angers me

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>>39380956
You realise if you threaten your current company with leaving for another job and you stay with them after they put their salary up they'll just sack you a month or two down the line right?

They don't want you to leave RIGHT NOW because it's inconvenient for them. As soon as it's convenient for them they will sack you.

Never ever try and play companies against each other because you will lose.

>>39380977

You're very good at typing with a head dobber, write to social services and demand one.

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>>39380893
Why the fuck would he care - your business won't give a fuck about him. Obviously got better off.
Tough shit about your inconvenience, go cry to HR.

>>39380962
Whatever helps you sleep at night

>actully expecting someone to take a lower paid job out of kindness

Hope he fucked your productivity by turning you down

>>39380945
I'd like a carer. It's like having a friend who has to be nice to you otherwise they don't get paid.

>>39380996
Not really, I just expected him to have the human decency to turn the job down at any point in the previous month. Turning the job down on your starting day = massive cunt.

>>39380985
I don't want one
I want people to get off my routes
I'm also extra angry because pavement works have blocked access to my usual route

I wanted to cry they can't do this

>>39380996
>out of kindness
This has nothing to do with kindness though. It's simple work etiquette.

>>39380998

I wouldn't count on that lad, If I were you.

>>39380945
just be perfect its easy, isn't everyone else doing it? isn't everyone thriving and if not they surely deserve it and if they gained happiness/success then they surely equaly deserve it! you don't talk much do you ? surely your arrogant? surely you think yourself better than all of us and we won't have that, we will make you suffer for it one way or another and smile at you and say nice things to you all the way.
Your a oddball/different/weird/creepy and unless you become like me and ever other person then I am going to condemn you, do you hear me? are you listening? everything I say is valuable and worthwhile so listen and remember and obey? I KNOW WHATS BEST FOR YOU. YOU CAN BE LIKE ME AND WE'RE SURELY THE BEST STATE YOU CAN REACH SINCE THERE IS SO MANY OF US. right?

>>39381010

You're a bit shite at baiting anon.

Try harder.

>>39380984
If you're easily replaceable and shit at your job, then yea

People who leverage aren't

>>39381023

Fuck up you spakker cunt.

>>39381006
You're a big company with loads of cash

He's an individual who needs as much cash as he can get
If he gets a place at a higher paying place why THE FUCK would he stay and work for you stingy bastards?

You're a big faceless corporation who fucks people over

Time you got fucked for once you money grubbing Jew

Don't want people to leave? Pay more.

>>39381030
By doing that you send up a massive red flag saying "I am an unreliable person who wants out, sack me when it's convenient before I have a chance to quit when it's inconvenient".

I'm gonna leave some biscuits on the window sill to make them soft

>>39381013
Business are not people are not subject to politeness or consideration, they should be actively fucked over and inconvenienced whenever the opportunity arises

Like for example, getting your pay check then leaving without notice

>>39381036
>You're a big company
U U U U

Why is everyone suddenly an expert on economics and job environment? NEETs can't talk and wagies should fuck off anyway.

>>39381036
Are you a NEET by any chance?
originally

>>39381056
>getting your pay check then leaving without notice

Enjoy that bad reference.

>>39381047
Good thing no one else has no way of knowing that

He hardly said "I quit another job on my first day to work for you" did he now?

He won. You lost. Cry more corporate stooge

>>39381065
>Why is everyone suddenly an expert on economics and job environment?
Nobody is. That's why this has turned into such a shitfest.

>>39381075
You seem to be confusing this conversation with another one.

>>39380598
good choice lad.
here's another good un.
i always sing animu liberu though.
https://youtu.be/dV_m1H3hDio

>>39381067
>implying skilled people need references

Also it's illegal anyway so enjoy that lawsuit

Did I accidentally walk into an economic class?
I don't have my textbooks yet.

>>39381089

It's not illegal, it's just incredibly bad form.

>>39381089
>Giving a bad reference is illegal meme.

Literally have no idea where this comes from. It's completely legal to give bad references. What you can't do is put shit that's unquantifiable and unfactual.

"He was an annoying person with a bad attitude": Can't put on a reference as it can't be proven and isn't factual.

"He walked out without working his notice period, I would not hire this employee again:" Factual and completely ok.

>>39381034
*darkness covers you*its cold isn't it? feel that....the void ...the emptyness ............this is the truth .............the real world.................I don't expect you to understand this. Life death............what does it all mean in the end? does anything truly matter anymore? think that one over and try to sleep. Heh I'm stronger than you could ever imagine.

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>mfw capitalist wagecucks are fucked over by their shit system

>>39381133
>Heh I'm stronger than you could ever imagine.

I bet you lick windows clean. Good boy!

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There's nothing better than listening to neets talk about how the job market works

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fuck lads I asked his sister how he was and it turns out my best friends back in the psych ward again after he started cutting again last thursday

>>39381184

Are you snaking the sister?

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>Once had to fill out a reference where the other company asked me to rank the persons "sobriety" out of 5

So a 3 would be like "He only comes into work drunk occasionally?" What a fucking stupid question. I just gave the guy a 5.

>>39380561
I know you're a girl. Why are you pretending to be a gay man

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>>39381216
But I am a gay man?

>>39381110
>>39381132
He not dumb enough to have you as a reference

Also he never worked for you so you won't be his reference his new company will

So again, btfo

>>39380561
sitting on your roof is better than being stuck in a car in a flooded highway and getting carried by the current

>>39381226
Sure you are. Let's just say I know your secret. You are not fooling me.

>>39381143
people often tellme I have a "powerful presence"
I often ask myself how do they see me? why do some seem to fear me? people ...its been so long since I last enjoyed somebodies company. Sometimes I wonder if I am cursed but other times, other times I sometimes wonder perhaps it is a blessing in disguise, either way I have carved out a way that won't ever let me go back.
Your struggling to keep up arn't you? don't worry people like you can know happiness a little while longer until the next insignificant desire comes up.
Adios.

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>>39381250
You just want a dick pic now, don't you?

>>39381184
has he not been open with you then lad.
bit gutting eh.

>>39381241
>He still thinks we're talking about the same thing

No wonder you're unemployed, can't keep up with a conversation.

>50.01% chance today will be bad
it's certain

>>39381257
You're most likely just creepy.

>>39381257
>people often tellme I have a "powerful presence"

Your carer should change your pad more often.

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>Minimum wage plebs think they have "won" by not working their notice and they have "fucked over" their boss who's likely on 30k plus.

oi lads why do women have legs

Has anyone else stated stomping around the office especially loud, just so you wont make women "jump"?
I don't know what it is about me, but whenever I walk into the kitchen apparently I make women jump.

I don't even move that quietly, but now I have to make an extra effort to be heard approaching.

>>39381258
No thank You, I don't want to see your bfs dick pic.

>>39381311
to run away from us

>>39381311
How else would they walk?

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>>39381321
l don't like this.

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>figure out a way to do an algorithm with 0 grip changes that would otherwise take like 5 grip changes
>my fake zhanchi locks up every time I try to do it
My GTS2M cannot come fast enough

>>39381321
>>39381323
cause otherwise they'll leave trails like slugs.

>>39381269
Stay mad you lost the argument and have no means to get revenge on that dude

You might be trying to act calm but I know you are raging right now

>>39381334
neither do i but it still happens. in my experience anyway

Cider & cheese is a rather spiffy combination.

>>39381294
I know a guy who killed his boss and didn't get jailed because he was underpaid

>>39381321
What if l run faster?

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>>39381266
I haven't had a message from him in a week (which lines up with when he started cutting again), before that he had said he just needed time alone to think things through himself and I took him at his word, part of me considered if this could happen but I disregarded it because I thought he was better now (because he seemed optimistic about getting better)

Apparently he says he needs to punish himself and he isn't trying to stop

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>tfw making money freelancing online
Must suck being a neet or a wagie

>>39381358

Wow that's really interesting anon.
Really makes you think.

>>39381354
you get tackled by a sjw

>wake up
>America still not underwater
>N.K still not a crater
boring

>>39381294
My parents assets are worth more
I just did it for booze money

So I can fuck people over and not care about references

*looks out the window mournfully and speaks quietly to one's self* will things ever change? I'm so tired and things just seem to get harder and harder.......maybe it's time to admit when I've been beat *tear falls down cheek* they often say you can't win them all but..but I can't seem to win any.

>>39381352
It sounds highly unlikely he would be let off murder just because he felt he should be paid more.

>>39381380
We'll get there soon.

>>39381358
i can relate to what he's going through.
must be tough for you as well but all you can do is be there for him

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>had 2 weeks off work
>have done nothing, literally just sat about the place
>only thing I have done is sneak into hospitals and walk around because I enjoy them
>camera is broken so couldn't even take any fucking pictures
>got kicked out of a hospital for walking around the breast care ward and saying 'you obviously took care of your breasts' to a nurse as a joke
>now I am fucking sneezing and feel sick probably have MRSA

How do Is top wasting my time?

Have any of you thought of getting into subtitling?
You can do it from home and the starting salary is like 26k.

Also it's fucking easy, you don't type the subtitles. All you need to do is watch what the bloke is saying on the TV, and then you say it into a microphone and a speech to text makes it into subtitles live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ2waoxrJ2c

>>39381352
No. You dont know this guy and he doesnt exist

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>>39381414
>got kicked out of a hospital for walking around the breast care ward and saying 'you obviously took care of your breasts' to a nurse as a joke
Well said, anon.

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>>39381414
>got kicked out of a hospital for walking around the breast care ward and saying 'you obviously took care of your breasts' to a nurse as a joke

>>39381389
London has the best courts if you are a minority

Besides there was loads of Video and recorded evidence of physical and verbal abuse from his boss so the jury thought it was an act of self defence

It was hard to find a prosecution lawyer because he was so hated as a business owner

His business was taken by the council too for unpaid tax and it's now owned by a Muslim :)

>>39381422
LOl you so desperate to preserve your illusion of control

>>39381432
None of this is true and your mother would be ashamed to know you lie this much

>>39381420
>watch what the bloke is saying on the TV, and then you say it into a microphone and a speech to text makes it into subtitles live
Why not just use text-to-speech on the bloke on TV then?

>>39381400
>must be tough for you as well but all you can do is be there for him
That's what I thought, but now he's in a psych ward and I won't see him for an unknown amount of time and the only contact I have with him is second hand through his sister
and I don't know that there's anything I could say that would get through to him if he's in this state of obsessive self punishing

>>39381372
I'm gonna be optimistic and assume this isn't a bait post. What do you do anon?

>>39381446
You are so mad it's delicious

Google it, tower hamlets boss murdered

>>39381443
The fuck are you talking about? Control of what?

>>39381426
>>39381427
wasn't that funny.

>>39381450
Speech recognition isn't that good. The bloke on the telly wont be speaking in a clear enough way and the audio mix wont be clear enough.

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Just stood up and got a whiff of my fruity shampoo.
>tfw nice smelling hair

Shitposting levels are extreme today lads.

Your teachers wouldn't be happy.

my life theme : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_3iwV6rKbo

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>>39381443
>>39381463
I'M IN CONTROL HERE

>>39381463
Acting like employees don't win in Britain

why won't anyone listen to me!!!!

>>39381460
>Google it, tower hamlets boss murdered
I'm just getting lots of results about the many murders in Tower Hamlets. I'll have to take your word for it a minority killed his boss and got let off because he was only making 7 bongs an hour.

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>>39381474
Just sat down and got a whiff of my cum-piss
>tfw nice smelling shorts

>>39381453
your mate might be different but for me there's nothing nobody could say to stop me doing what i do. it feels like it's just part of me. it's what we do eh.
i hope it gets better for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1Z35jZ1LEo

What should happen to every manager and boss

>>39381514
ikts, for a few days this week I was wearing my stinky cum stained shorts. Not pleasant.

Managers are employees too lads. We don't morph into otherworldly beings on getting promoted.

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The dam is now 1 inch from being breeched in Houston.

Expect a massive happening within 30-45 minutes

>>39381538
just hire me already? I've done my piece okay!!! I'm a very hard worker and even though I don't like people, I am very dependable and reliable. Yeah I get it the whole world relies upon people and if I'm not likeable and I don't have a niche skill then I'm out of there so why don't you just give me death penalty right now.

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i'm so pathetic i wank to shit like this

>>39381552
l BROKE THE DAM.

>>39381516
the first time in the psych ward he was seeking help and open to it all, but since this is his second time in he's lost all hope

I have no idea what can be done to help him

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>>39378888
surprise surprise 168

>>39381574
I BROKE THE DAM.

>>39381388
*says softly* Hey champ... *wipes your tears away and rests hand on your cheek* Don't be so hard on yourself... We all feel like that once in a while... *embraces you and whispers into your ear* You don't give yourself enough credit, I think you're amazing...

>>39381578
show you have his back but don't be too intrusive. There's really not much you can do if he is intent on this; other than showing his friendship means alot to you.

Anyone wanna call this whole Brexit thing off?

>>39381596
how am I meant to show that in this situation though? He's not going to let me visit him

>>39381578

Such is the level of my concern I'm sure I won't sleep tonight.

>>39381601

Nah, although some of the untermensch have returned. They mostly fucked off after brexit, but quite a lot of drunk poles have returned to the park getting drunk and sleeping on the pavement around here

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>>39381601
Too Iate!
originally

>>39381552
Any livestreams I can watch it overflow? That would be super comfy

>>39381601

Used my Irish passport today for the first time so I really couldn't give a flying fuck what happens.

>>39381612
Have you tried to visit him? trying to put myself in his shoes I would probably push people away too but maybe he resents himself for doing that, I don't know I can't mind read. Perhaps sending him a small gift that may mean something to him could help? just to show your support.
Whatever you do try not to give up on him even when things seem so bad.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13814193

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>>39381671
>Are you British?
Absolutely!

>>39381671
Yes...ish. Yes for the purpose of the poll.

>>39381582
looking forward to surprise surprise september

>>39381671

I can be if it suits me.

>>39381671
I am quintessentially British

>>39381646
>I would probably push people away too but maybe he resents himself for doing that
I hadn't considered that, thanks for mentioning it anon
I'm still worried he'd just be annoyed at me for going though

>>39381593
*nostrils flare up and thinks to self* he's ...he's not hitting on me is he?! he's getting a bit too close and touchy.
*gulps*

>>39381690
can't wait to have the likes of this guy shipped back off to africa

Why doesn't my freezer have an alarm or something to tell me it's not closed properly?

Dam is Houston now just half of an inch from breeching

Will try and find a stream if I can

>>39381727
I think he would be annoyed at you in the short term but in the long term I think it would mean alot to him.

>>39381732
Yes mate anyday now I'm sure

>>39381735
it does, it's just you're a white male so you don't need any help at all because you have white privilege so it refuses to help you and will only help the poor needy non whites who have everything against them and need every bit of help

>>39381732

That will be a very long wait indeed little tadpole.

>>39381751
>>39381756
>people have never been deported from a country this can never happen

lol? brexit and trump were the changing points, you are on the losing side shitskin posters :)

>>39381751
London opposes you!

>>39381767

I rather think not. But enjoy your wishful thinking.

>>39381775
>London opposes you!

All Britain does. The scum's last days are coming and they know it, it's why they're squealing so loud at the moment. Piggies headed to the slaughter.

>>39381767
We're never going to deport citizens who were born here you baiting memey fantasist

>>39381746
what am I meant to do if I go and he's annoyed at me? Just leave?

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>>39378888
News flash !!!!
_____________

There's never going to be a WWIII

sorry....

America's FEMA already has hundreds of millions of pamplets printed up, entitled SURVIVING NW1

NW1

NUCLEAR WAR ONE

a limited nuclear theatre

Obviously survivable, and apparently not going to be the final conflict, evidenced by the number ONE

WORLD WAR 1 WAS NEVER CALLED WORLD WAR 1 UNTIL WORLD WAR II

It was called 'the Great War'...

After the Great War, Americans were not supportive of the new burgeoning 'EUROPEAN WAR', because their sons had just come back from the Great War and they wanted no part of it

Just like the 9/11 incident, America allowed Pearl Harbor to happen, and that Morning America woke up ready to go to World War II

The upcoming series of world conflicts will be referred to as NW1, NW2, etc etc

>>39381797
except we are, non british who are a drain on our society will be removed in time, obviously not this year or anything like that but we will be focusing on making sure we become more ethnically homogeneous again.

>>39381812
>non british who are a drain on our society will be removed in time
1. When in your mind is this going to happen?
2. How is a middle class and educated black MP a drain on society?

I find it fascinating how little you geniuses seem to know about anything

>>39381839
>your mind

Ummm. I've spotted a flaw.

>>39381798
How do you imagine it playing out? I would try it at least once. Well it's not something I can give advice on to be honest, you'll just have to read him really well which is going to be difficult and it will probably be really uncomfortable but I really think its a necessary action to show your support to him.
Just try to visit him at least once.

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>tfw Brexit is going to kill out economy, stop skilled people immigrating here. And the pakis will STILL be here.

Oh...

I just realized you guys are British...

That explains a lot...

Name even ONE masculine Brit (other than the Queen)

And NO, James Bond wasn't an actual human

>>39381861

Sitting munching cheese in Nantes and not giving a fuck anon.

I'm European first & foremost and always shall be.

Why is this namefag here? New guy?

>>39381861
and? I want a job not more foreigners taking up jobs. Traitor.

>>39381839
>1. When in your mind is this going to happen?
it's not a fantasy, it will happen and it will be within the next 15 years or so as attitudes shift back to sanity rather than this insane open borders crap
>2. How is a middle class and educated black MP a drain on society?
non native whose presence causes ethnic tension and takes away resources from the ethnic native population, and he will either race mix with natives hurting our gene pool and race or have to have more of his kind moved over to marry again causing more ethnic problem as groups of different people have to live with each other

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B-But I'm studying in uni and want to find work here.

>>39381839
Not him but, the "Middle class and educated black" is a statistical outlier. As a whole, they take out of the economy far more than they contribute and commit an absurdly disproportionate amount of crime..there's literally no benefit to them being here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wbtAfdzjvc

>So enriching.

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>"Not him but..."
>I am him

>>39381876
>. Traitor
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..... Oh dear, that was funny... No not done yet.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... You're a funny guy anon!

How many of you lot are /fit/? I've trying to improve my mile and a half time for the army, looked up all the tips and that but just wondering if someone here wanted to tell me their stories about running for motivation

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>>39381877
>within 15 years the Government and country will become 'muh gene pool' white nationalists and start deporting millions of citizens.

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>>39381864
>He can't drive a manual

Laffing

>>39381895
Relatively, but now I can't stop playing with my pecs.

>>39381889
Take your meds, Rupert

>>39381896

It's the mentality of /pol/scum, emphasis on the 'mental'.

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>>39381887
>the "Middle class and educated black" is a statistical outlier
fair enough but I'd like to keep some of them around at least.

>>39381894
I don't ever and I mean EVER want to be
associated with you ever again. You disgust me. I always new this was a dog eat dog world but you? you just confirmed that. Congratulations I will be sure to never love thy neighbor again.

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had fried egg on toast for dinner (with some CHEEKY ketchup)
was proper nice, not had sunny side up in a while

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LET THE WATER FLOW, AND THE DAM BLOW

>>39381913
>like to keep some of them around at least.

For what purpose? Why should we have to suffer for the sake of some bizarre egalitarian ideology?

Post patriotic things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU

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>Mongs actually thought Brexit was a vote to deport pakis
>They actually thought pakis come from Europe

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>>39381912
Your ad hominem attacks sure do show how wrong they are. Well done

>>39381896
>wow this has never happened before in history, it's impossible, it wont ever happen! people have never started to try and look after the interests of the members of their country!

said the increasingly nervous non white

>>39380363
Good to hear you're getting past it slowly.

>>39381918

Look son, a fucktard! Laugh at it!

>eeeeyyaaaannuuudd
fucking yanks
it's AND

>>39381924
>Why should we have to suffer
How would you suffer if Ainsley Harriot is allowed to stay? He's gay so you wont even have to worry about 'muh white women'

>>39381951
it's fuckwit, fuckwit

>>39381924
Why is keeping the ones who actually contribute a burden?

>>39381873
Lol @ new

Haha

YOURE AVOIDING THE QUESTION, SNAGGLETOOTH

NAME A MASCULINE BRIT OTHER THAN YOUR HIDEOUS QUEEN

(One of these days maybe you'll get to come to America and discover what a dentist is)

>>39381934
Merkel's pet Arabs and Africans come from Europe though.

>>39381938

I don't need to show they're wrong it's patently and hilariously obvious.

>>39381964

and will continue to do so in ever greater numbers as based European nations export their more problematic immigrants to monkey island.

a lot of people voted leave because they believe the uk law should not be bound by the eu one and to diminish globalization.

>>39381943
>because something has happened before that means it will happen again in a country with a totally different culture and way of looking at minorities
you might as well go LARP in a 'the south will rise again' burger thread. Modern Britain isnt going to pull a 180 in a few years just because a a few unlikely political happenings have occurred. White nationalist groups are even less popular here now than they were ten years ago.

>>39382016
>White nationalist groups are even less popular here now than they were ten years ago.

they are raising in popularity rapidly again friendo, enjoy ;)

>>39381954
>'muh white women'

Found the nigger. I'm actually gay, I've clearly stated that you're a burden on the economy and commit far more crime per capita than the natives yet you still try to throw in an ad hom attack....

>>39381960
Because their children will revert to the mean. They all have to go.

>>39382029
>I'm actually gay
You have to leave too, degenerate.

>>39382028
>they are raising in popularity rapidly again friendo, enjoy ;)

TFW tadpoles actually believe this.