/britfeel/

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First for /cubefeel/, buy a Chinese rubik's cube today!

Afternoon lads, weather's quite hot isn't it? My windows are too hot to touch

This has the lowercase b, I choose this thread

about to venture outside, wish me luck

>>39383357
Good luck lad, stay safe. It's scary out there!

delete this thread. the other one was up first

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>>39383307
surprise surprise 169

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>>39383387
Milk Cat 177

>>39383386
This one was first, posted a whole 1 minute and 1 second before the other one

>>39383307
Lower case b not to mention Cilla and Milkcat have posted. There's no doubt about it, this is the official thread

>>39383402
the other one is first on the previous thread. it won. stop being arrogant. you're just separating the lads.

I really dislike walker's. Such flimsy crisps. McCoy's or gtfo

>>39383415
>the other one is first on the previous thread
T-That's not how it works lad...

>tfw was stuck in the other thread

Hope Ebin comes back this evening, he's pretty much the top poster in Britfeel.

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>>39383415
>anon walks into the surgery
>complains about his thread getting ignored
>wants op to shut this one down
>give his thread a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>39383307
afternoon, boys. going out for a drink with an old friend later, wish me luck.

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Might post more of my friend's totally sane FB updates. She's an entertaining creature.

>>39383451
can we please not even bring him up?

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I've started to miss >tfw no gf.

I miss actually caring about it, because it was better than my rampant tendency to overthink things obliterating it, reducing any hope I might of had, and at the same time, reducing the desire.

Why bother trying when it's too difficult, and the end result isn't worth it in the first place?

I realize that this is a common theme in my life.

I miss the childhood naivete, where I could want to be an astronaut, a archeologist, a scientist, an engineer, a soldier, and a doctor all in the same day. Yet once again, I dissect my hopes and dreams, and under harsh scrutiny, I come to realize I don't want any of that at all. The things I once wanted, I no longer want. It's distinct from understanding it's impossibility. I couldn't be an astronaut, I understood that as a child. But I still wanted to be an astronaut. Or a doctor. Or an engineer. Whatever it was that day.

I miss wanting something out of life. I've become somewhat stagnant. Not wanting to move forward, because despite the impassioned refutations of nurses, baristas, and hairdressers, I don't put much stock in my future.

*ahem*

Which fucking thread are we meant to be in here? Post waifus (again).

>>39383451
I, for one, also wishes that Ebin returns

>>39383473

It's just not the same without him TBQH he really is the top lad.

>>39383469
go on lad. i am curious

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>tfw have tomoko eyes irl
feelsgoodman

I stood in front of the window topless yesterday and hung my arms outside to feel the heat of the sun for about 2 minutes. That should be enough vitamin D for the week, right?

>only 3 more days until uni

>>39383488
>>39383451
The one thing people hate more than Ebin is the day he's finally gone

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>>39383491
All she wants is to be a nice person and people keep looking at her. It's a bloody outrage tbqh

>>39383307
I must say that amongst my work collegues all of whom who have been to interracial towns up and down the U.K, they all told me that its a bit of an inside joke in these that white girls are only there for one thing. TO BE INSEMINATED BY THE BLACKMAN! Now like i say, i'm Black myself but i don't find pale skinned women sexy in the slightest bit. I think pale skin on a lady looks fucking disgusting because it reminds me of raw putrifying chicken thats been left to rot. But if what i heard about these interracial towns up and down the country from my work collegues is true, then i think its a good thing that the local white girls in those towns here in Britain are being routinely and vigorously inseminated by the Blackmen. In fact, i think its fucking hilarious! Apparently, the insemination of the local white girls by the hoards of Blackmen doesnt take place out on the streets itself. It takes place back at the houses of the Blackmen. I would personally would never screw a white girl as pale skin is a complete turn off for me. But i thoroughly agree that all local white girls in towns and cities across the U.K should all be routinely inseminated by Blackmen. As long as i dont have to witness these sordid gangbangs at these Blackmens houses i say EACH TO HIS OWN. This a Blackman signing out, PEACE!

>>39383505

He is britfeel now, thread is nothing without him.

>>39383514
She sounds incredibly insecure. The women probably never even looked at her funny

>>39383524

That's cool lad. Cheers.

I have uncovered something shocking.

The poster you know as ShipAnon (real name Ekain Gorka) is a convicted paedophile.

I've uncovered this information through long, autistic research. I'll be posting the full dossier soon, after I've shared the details with the police.

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>>39383527
STOP GASLIGHTING HER YOU SHITLORD

>>39383527
I can bet you non of the shit she is going on about happened, just look at that 2nd post

>i done helped blind people and carried luggage and did everything everywhere people praise me please

>>39383469
Is she a coalburner by any chance?

>>39383537
>He wanted to kidnap ebin and make him roleplay as a little boy because ebin sounds like a 5 year old

>>39383552
No her bf looks like king of the numale faggots.

>>39383531
The problem with the British Blackman is that he knows the right thing to do in his heart - but his cock overides his Brain. Hence the Blackman is led by his cock - not his brain. The British Blackman has a strong sexual fetish for the thin, slender, pointed aryan facial features of white women. It is purely a sexual fetish. When the British Blackman sees an African woman his cock stays limp. But when he sees the white girls with their slim, slender, pointed facial features his cock goes hard enough to cut diamond. Google "christine aguilera" and you will see what i mean. Also google "avril lavigne". Pure aryan girls. The issue is the Blackmans cock staying limp when he sees African women. Trust me i know the secrets. The white girls will tell you themselves EVERYTHING that i have just told you. And dont forget, the white girls are the foremost experts in the Blackmans cock because its inside them all the time due to the interracial sexual fetish craze sweeping across America. The white girls know more about his cock and his bedroom desires than anyone in modern times - much to my disliking. You see, most of our British Blackmen watch porn and then go and get the white girls to perform the freakish sex acts on them that they see in porn videos. Trust me i know the secrets. It is purely a sexual fetish. (Ps. I do hope our conscious brothers are not like the rest of Blackmen in the U.K).

>>39383553
It was Ebin's childlike innocence that attracted him.

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Did someone say BLACKMAN

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Afternoon lads.
>Just wake up
>Ask father to give me space and stop talking because I've just woken up
>He goes on a tantrum
Don't know whats worse, the fact he's throwing a childish tantrum or that he has told me to do this should I feel he's being a little too much for me at any moment.

Oh well.

>>39383476
>tfw no qt gf to cuddle in times of emotional distress
I miss childhood, I didn't have any responsibilities and could happily spend all day playing vidya, I had a vague few ideas of what I might try to be when I was an adult, none of which I'm pursuing i.e. Accountant because I liked maths, Builder because I liked the prospect of putting things together and doing odd jobs myself. Although I do still try to actively enhance my know how on DIY matters.
Growing up is weird and not fun at all really.
Posting
>>39383500
Me too lad, its amplified by the fact I get poor amounts of sleep.

>>39383514
this isn't entertaining at all and you and anyone who associates with her are encouraging her toxic behaviour. She sounds absolutely venomous.

>>39383563
Fascinating. Sounds like creamy action guaranteed.

>>39383575
>Accusing your father of being childish
>While being a grown man living in his house
>Then whining that you miss childhood

The irony.

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>>39383537

>Ekain Gorka

Top fucking kek

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>>39383588
I know this is bait but I'm going to bite

I don't go about the place acting all hurt because I was told to give somebody some space as they have just woken up and are being overwhelmed.
I move out in 11 Days to Uni.
>He doesn't

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Moneys on Sexy Kev to win

>>39383612
So bite your tongue until you go to uni.

It's his house, he can do what he likes.
>You can't

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>Pakistani guy at work said he needed a week off work because his granddad died.
>A week goes by
>Doesn't show up for work
>Sends a bizarre email in saying "Sorry I wasn't near a computer I have a plane booked September 17th"

Why is he telling us he's got a plane booked 2 weeks away? What's that got to do with anything?

>>39383537
That explains why he was so eager to meet fellow paedophile ebin.

I have uncovered something shocking.

The poster you know as BritNormie (real name Gordon McDell) is a senior investment banker for DeutscheBank

His pre-tax earnings for the financial year 2016/2017 were 1,734,700 Euros (inc bonuses), He is actually one of Germany's wealthiest individuals and comes to post here because he is fed up of only socialising with upper class snobs, and wants to post here amongst regular folk anonymously, where people don't bootlick him like everyone else does in the real world.

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>>39383575
He's probably a bit stressed about you moving out, I had a couple of rows with mum in the weeks before. Still, he should probably be a bit nicer given how much of a jump it is for you.

>>39383637
I'd go for the tranny, they know their way around a bakery

>>39383651
>he wanted to kidnap ebin, buy him a house and look after him

>>39383645
So he had to fly home to pakistan for the funeral? Kek his family are probably trying to get him to marry his cousin and he's planning his escape

>>39383651
You are close, but my name is actually Eneko Luken

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>>39383642
>acting like a child and having tantrums is alright if its your own home

>>39383671
Was it a planned tantrum?

>>39383671
It literally is. That's the beauty of having your own home. You can do whatever you like within those 4 walls. As long as you don't fuck with your neighbours, that is.

>>39383666
Tilde knows how to handle a good sausage roll

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>forgot to renew my presciption
Looks like brain zaps for the next 3 days lads

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anyone near Manchester want to be my britfeel bf

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l'm bored of geimu.

>>39383668
Guess he's gonna get sacked for AWOL then

>>39383669

I'm having grave concerns about /ourlad/ ebin. Hopefully tilde is providing some support at least

>>39383637
Those truck boys are funny as fuck lad!

>>39383666
Putting frozen pasties into a oven isn't the same lad. I could buy some greggs sausages rolls from Iceland and have the same skill level as a Greggs employee.

>>39383698
Doesn't he own a phone?

>>39383690
Sure lad. On my way.

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>Hi Anon,

>Thanks for keeping me updated. We cannot know how the decision would have gone but it is likely it would have been the same. If you were to reapply, you would be treated in the same way as other post-qualification candidates - no formal record of your previous application would be kept and you would stand the same chance of admission as any other candidate in your position. You would be applying as a post-qualification candidate who has fallen short of the typical offer, although with extenuating circumstances. Lots of resits can be a disadvantage as there isn't an opportunity to resit whilst at Cambridge but give candidates the benefit of the doubt where possible. If you were successful, any offer would be conditional on your resits and is likely to be at A or A* level in each subject, we'd certainly want to see high predictions in your resits. We expect post-qualification candidates to do better at interview and in the Cambridge Law Test as they have finished their A levels and have another years maturity and experience.

>We can't give you a full appraisal of your chances without seeing your entire application and how it compares against other candidates but I would think that another offer is unlikely and there is a reasonable chance that you would be rejected without interview. As you say, with your results as they stand there is a reasonable chance that you would not receive the same offers you got this year. I'm sorry I cannot be more encouraging.

Welp, that's it. It's over. No point resitting. I had Cambridge, and I blew it. Boy do I hate myself. Feel like pure shit. Crying. Haha.

>>39383739

Yes, but the fact he destroyed his computer shows he is not in a good state

>>39383739
He blogged about their autistic phone calls

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>>39383642
Its fully bitten, just quite annoying that he tries to act the victim all the time after trying to route out something he can be "mad" about.
>>39383662
He might be I guess you're right, they seem supportive mostly and I've said I'll keep in contact and I'll be right down if I'm needed so I guess that's all I can do.
To their credit they've helped me financially, gotten me some of the stuff I need when I actually move in which I'm grateful for.
>>39383681
Don't think so, or maybe it was? It doesn't really change the fact he acts like I've thrust a dagger into his back when I ask him for a little bit of space when he comes over to me when I'm busy or in this instance, have just woken up. He does the same to me, we have our little bubbles and its polite not to just intrude on them.

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>>39383755
I guess I contradict myself here on the top and bottom parts of the post, he tends to be normal and then if anything doesn't go his way then he searches the depths of hell to find something to add onto his "why I'm mad" list.

>>39383752
vocaroo yourself, I wish to hear your pain

>>39383702
: - } T R U C K B O I S X D!

THANKS LAD!

TFW Mrs. comes back from the shops with Roughgorge bag :D

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>>39383755
Planned tantrum is an ebin joke from last night lad.
Have you looked for the Facebook group for your flat yet? I don't have it myself, but the rest of my flat did to arrange brining kitchen things. It could also make introductions easier. It might not exist but most people do it.

>>39383752
>lt's over
Thank God

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If I were to take a bus to the airport alone and take a trip back with 2 more adults, which ticket is the cheapest?

Bus system here sucks balls.

So I fucked off for a while cause I got sick of the Ebin circlejerk, I come back and find out something has happened.
Some lad fill me in on the weirdo.

>>39383806
>ebin spoils GoT finale
>thread turns on him

>>39383814
I like to think the shit flinging st me beforehand was part of it but I'm probably delusional

>>39383752
>I had Cambridge

No. No you didn't.

Looking forward to your posts about being disappointed when you get a 2:2 in a few years time.

>>39383806
Ebin pulls off lulziest happening in /britfeel/ ever.
Autists are butthurt.

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>>39383796
I don't even have Facebook.
>mfw
I have had a little look around though, my last accommodation sent me an invite to it, but the one for the Uni I'm actually going to seems to have not. Honestly overall the new accommodation seems massively profit driven so I'm not looking forward to it, but I guess I will just have to see how it fares.
>tfw don't get the in joke
bit of a brainlet, me haha

>>39383806
Apparently insults about how a person looks/acts/sounds/lives is fine but spoiling a tv show is crossing the line.

>>39383826
>Looking forward to your posts about being disappointed when you get a 2:2 in a few years time.

From a former poly.

>>39383777
Here you go lad.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0O0olGO1voi

Anyone know any good and patient driving instructors in Leicester?

>>39383804
Well that depends on all sorts of shit.
Are you returning from the airport the very same day or another?
Is there a family ticket on your bus service which serves up to 5 people at once etc?

If not the same day a single one way might be best. Otherwise a family ticket might work.

I am suggesting based off the buses in my area.

>>39383814
Serves him right. He has been acting way too cocky in thinking everyone likes him.

>>39383827
I don't know. I can't stand the show but spoiling it seems 16 year old on /b/ level humour.

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>>39383830
Honetly go and make one me now then add anyone that you are vaguely friends with (I think you mentioned going out for drinks with some guys a while ago?). It's super useful I imagine, and you can just say you cleared out people that you don't talk to if anyone asks why you have so few friends.

>>39383849
>I don't know. I can't stand the show but spoiling it seems 16 year old on /b/ level humour.

Best lulz this thread has ever seen.

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>>39383847
Pretty funny, but not me

>>39383835
Well he's going to Bristol. But he'll get a 2:2, mark my words.

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>>39383752
Fucking howIing tbqh.

>>39383826
>tfw I got a 2:2

I tried my best, uni broke me down.

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Silk Mat 001

>>39383830
Oh yeah, and universities are profit centres and not learning institutions these days so don't be surprised. I've had lecturers go on about this quite a lot.

>>39383868
Got a 2:2 myself. I know if I didn't slack off in the second year I could have got a 2:1. Don't actually care though.

Well lads, I've run 3 miles and did half an hour at the gym today, what did you get up to?

>>39383814
>>39383833
The thread had nothing to do with his situation though, its just some anon who got spoiled trying to take credit for a victory.

>>39383860
it was pretty annoying desu. the shows went to shit now anyway but still, I don't come into britfeel expecting that stuff and it did ruin the surprise of it

>>39383868
I got a 2:2 also. I ended up doing pretty well anyway.

I didn't try my best though. I smoked weed almost every day, went to the pub instead of lectures, etc.

>>39383847
nice try Ebin

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WHY HAVEN'T THEY CALLED

It's been 5 hours, they told me they were gonna call today and I haven't heard shit from them.
I could have been doing more shit today but I haven't been able to because i've been sat waiting for the phone since 11am. Fucking wankers.

>>39383876
just this minute did my 10k walk
wasn't planning on it but I'm glad I did

>>39383847
10/10 impersonation of that lad.

>>39383886

That's why it was genius.

>>39383752
Well ya fucked it lmaoo

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Really craving turkey twizzlers 2bh lads

>>39383877
>The thread had nothing to do with his situation
Every thread Ebin is in people rip the piss out of him gleefully and he mostly takes it on the chin or fires back some banter. But as soon as he decides to have a bit of fun suddenly the thread is a safespace. Again; IT'S A FUCKING TV SHOW. It's probably going to have another 8 season finales just be annoyed and move on.

>>39383895
Go on you lad, were you walking? Got any comfy trails to follow?

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>>39383916
Out with Junk lad.

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>>39383916
>Stop eating turkey twizzlers

>>39383927
oh piss off doxlad
not gonna make it that easy

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>>39383857
I mean, I have instagram that I have a couple of friends on. So I think if anybody from the accommodation wants to link up with me they can use that and I've just looked it up and there appears to be 100% no Facebook group so I think I'll abstain from it tbqh.
>>39383874
To be expected, and its just part of the cross I bear to get a degree and my foot in the door to my field.
But my accommodation look like they're going to try and snatch up my deposit ASAP, even calls to their support line cost money. They want 3000 tomorrow as the first installment too, despite money not going in until the 18th so they've been nothing but trouble for me and it just seems like they're intent on parting me with my money ASAP.
This feels like a bit of a rant but I don't know how to translate what I've seen into a coherent depiction to you.

Think I might see if I can go back to sleep

>>39383918
Giving someone shit about their lifestyle and looks isn't the same as spoiling a show either party might be interested in.

It don't like GoT but even I see the line between banter to intentionally causing shit.

>>39383918
>takes it on the chin
subtle

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>>39383929
>>39383933
Ayyy lad, nice one

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yesterdays day trip was Bolton abbey.

lots and lots of pakis there.

>>39383936
Sorry mate, not planning on doxing anyone, just making polite conversation about walking

>>39383943
>Giving someone shit about their lifestyle and looks isn't the same as spoiling a show
I agree. Talking shit about how a person looks is far worse.

>>39383752
Do you really have to go for Cambridge? You could still try for other uni.

>>39383943
some of the stuff people direct ebin goes beyond banter, vocaroos taking the piss out of his voice, drawn images, endless accusations and insults.

If you care about shite normie TV show that much then you don't belong here

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>>39383939
If you haven't already do them an email about student finance not coming in yet, it happens to lots of people.
>>39383847
If we have to orbit someone now ebin is kil can it be this lad pls

>>39383416
nah seabrook mate

>>39383983
>Orbiting BritNormie

Not again. We had enough of that in 2015

>>39383459
how old is he, make surer they're careful on stairs, especially when drunk

>>39383997
Was it not Mack?
I-is he another BritNormie character?

>>39384012
Whenever someone posts a vocaroo, 90% of the time it's BritNormie

>>39383895
alri speedy Gonzales

>>39384012
I probably am a Britnormie character to be honest

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>>39383983
I'm planning to go to the bank and set up my student account, again after the lady brushed me off for what turned out to be no reason last time and that should hopefully give me a 3,000 overdraft - otherwise I plan to email and ask whether my payment can be pushed back to the 18th or if I can pay a months rent instead. In my opinion they would have no reason to reject the months rent and then paying the rest on the 18th.

>>39383215
nice one mack ya champion. yeah best keeping ya baby nephew pictures away from that ebin one. and totally agree about his parents too.

>>39383918
Ebin is purposefully putting himself out there to be attacked though. He comes to anonymous thread, puts on a trip, then displays himself in a self deprecating way. He really has no right to be mad since all of this is his own doing. If he wants to stop getting attacked all he needs to do is take off his trip.

>>39384045
I could try to draw him into a pepe. That would test my mspaint skill

>>39384052
Ebin has said before he doesn't care about insults, he usually plays along. His meltdown was unrelated.

Doesn't stop the endless GoT normies whining from being extremely annoying

>>39384067
Lad, it wasn't about GoT, it was the intent behind it. It was basically a fuck you to the entire thread

>>39384080
I don't think the entire thread are shit eating normies who consume that junk, just a vocal minority who want a safespace for themselves but not for others

>>39384067
TIlde mate there isn't such thing as a planned tantrum.

>>39384052
This thread is ebin's only form of a social life. He's trying (in his own way) to build his confidence by revealing things about himself to people who are essentially strangers. I'm not saying he's without fault but this is just his way of 'bee urself' and putting himself out there

>>39383971
It meant a lot to me, I guess

>>39384090
I defend ebin all the time but I got it spoilt by him, I don't see your point here. Your only argument is >muh normies

>>39384133
Time to take the trip off lad. You're just a regular failure like the rest of us now.

>>39384090
i used to defend ebin and now i think he is a dickhead because he spoilt it on purpose.

>>39384155
crab mentality at work

Friendly reminder to tidy your room and sort yourself out

>>39384173
He's already pulled himself down in the bucket by shitting up his Cambridge dream.

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>Bin collection was yesterday
>Walk past bin
>Smells rubbishy still
>Open it up
>It's still half full

Why did the useless fuckers only empty half of it?

>>39384133
Someone in my sixthform took a a year off to reapply to cambridge since he got rejected. He kept studying and took some more a-levels and got in. It's not over until you want it to be.

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>>39384188
I clean my room every Wednesday, senpai.

>>39384198
He's clearly not fit to go there, having read his posts.

>>39384197
Did you not tire the bag up properly or something?

I've got a complaint from the staff once for putting too much shit in it and they can't pull out of the garbage bag and asked me to separate them into smaller bags.

>>39384190
yeah I guess that's true

original

Does anyone else think Turkey Twislers tasted like shit anyway?

I remember them tasting like the quintessential taste of turkey meat but turned up to fucking 1000x and made it disgustingly overpowering

>>39384211
I think taking a year off and reapplying for uni would be better for him anyway. Might help give him perspective. At this rate he will try and get into a uni he hates and resent it the whole time.

are nor korea basically the nazis of today? if so, why does /pol/ not love them

>>39384197
NO GLASS IN BLACK BIN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NO METALS EITHER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

t. brighton

>>39383690
I'm interested. Depends how old you are though

>>39384066
>I could try to draw him into a pepe

sounds like a plan laddy

>>39383975
The shit he gives is just as bad at times. You can't make yourself a personality if you won't accept that you will attract the larger pieces of shit been thrown at you.

>Le normies on /r9k/ reee
>On /britfeel/ of all places

>>39384188
Thanks Jordan

https://youtu.be/n_4UFMp19tE

>>39384211
Well his whole reason for going to Cambridge was so that he could become a barrister, but that's much, much, MUCH harder than A-Levels and he was never going to manage it anyway so he might as well just go to Bristol.

>>39383806
He had a "planned tantrum" (tilde's words) and destroyed his computer to "unplug"
He was straight back on britfeel on his phone and cried to his mum who gave him her laptop.

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>>39384133
Lad in my year didnt get in to Cambridge for physics, went to bristol instead. Bright lad, got a 1st then did a PhD in Cambridge. Think positive my boy!
And have a picture of mighty bennis

Where do kids these days get off talking back to adults? We'd never dream of doing that 20 years ago.

This is where no smack culture has lead, a world where children aren't afraid of adults. No wonder there's so much molestation. The kids make it too easy.

>>39384341
What utter gibberish

>>39384341
those kids existed then, you were just segregated from the riff raff

>>39383814
>ebin spoils GoT finale

But... there was nothing to spoil in the final, so I don't get how

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>>39384309
Didn't he tard rage and break his monitor the other month?

>>39384341
ya cant do anything to kids these days because they have too many safe guards. the law will always take their side. its why chavs can go around causing trouble and get away with it.

>>39384361
Seems like there;s more riff raff now.

The problem is the riff raff from when we were kids now have their own riff raff kids.

>>39384366
he went the whole distance and did his PC in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k3eJSvgLuA

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>>39384341
>No wonder there's so much molestation

>>39384366
>>39384366
why did he break his monitor? i have forgot

>>39384341
What are you going to do if they talk back? Hit them? They will report it and probably say you tried to molest them, by the time the police drop that line of inquiry the story will have been spread and the damage done.

Some kids need their head kicking in those.

>>39384411
Probably stalked Len's facebook and got angry at the relationship between Len and Saku.

As usual

>people actually think the only way to raise your child to be a good person is by hitting them

>>39384198
But what's the point?
>We can't give you a full appraisal of your chances without seeing your entire application and how it compares against other candidates but I would think that another offer is unlikely and there is a reasonable chance that you would be rejected without interview. As you say, with your results as they stand there is a reasonable chance that you would not receive the same offers you got this year. I'm sorry I cannot be more encouraging.

Had a lovely nap

>>39384438
discipline is important. if you dont punish your kid for doing some bad then they will continue doing it.

>>39384435
Losing Len to Saku is the biggest tragedy in Ebin's life. It has completely skewed his idea of relationships.
>>39384438
People here say stupid shit constantly. 90% of the people who post here are just children who rarely leave the house. They have stupid ideas about everything.

>>39384438
>ooo yeah the naughty step that will show them. He wont ever think about shoplifting again

My dad would have fucking beat me if I shoplifted.

>>39384385
yes, it's been going on for generations, even if you didn't know about it

Will you get electrocuted if you lie down on overground train tracks? Asking for a friend

>>39384463
Your dad raised a son who ended up like you. He's not exactly a paragon of parenting, is he?

>>39384452
My mum's parents never hit her and she turned out fine, my mum never hit us and now my brother is a great dad to 2 kids and isnt planning on hitting them either. Guess all of them are just freaks of nature?

>>39384463
What? Maybe teach your kid right and wrong and they wont shoplift in the first place.

>>39384438
A kid is more likely to listen to a smack around the face than shouting at.
Makes them see there are physical consequences to their actions, it's easy to ignore someone shouting.

Smacking isn't the answer to everything but a lot of kids look like they need a slap once in a while.

>>39384441
ok, don't apply then. If you don't think you can do it then you can't.

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>>39384366
>>39384406
>>39384411
Reset the counter lads

>>39384501
Ignore the soft twat. He clearly expected to walk from high school into cambridge like it was nothing.

>>39384498
So what do you do if he shoplifts?

>Kid who can't even get straight A's in exams for children thinks he's Cambridge Law material

Funniest shit ever

All the scummy chavs were probably hit as children, so how the fuck does that fit in with this theory?

>>39384501
I'd probably compromising my Bristol place. It's a huge gamble, and Cambridge has literally told me in that email I'd probably get rejected without interview. And they interview like 85% of candidates.

>>39384438
lad at work believes that. was telling me about him hitting his daughter when she woke up crying. was telling me she won't stop crying without him doing it. his daughters 3.

I just sneezed lads. Ask me anything.

>>39384507
Will it ever reach 1 day?

>>39384523
Well they thought I was when they gave me the offer

>>39384489
you were probably just good kids brought up in a good environment. cant just simply put your kids on the naughty stair or explain what they did wrong when they are more likely to be encouraged by their mates. try living in a shit hole where you can either fuck up your childs social skills or have them potentially becoming a little shit

>>39384525
If you fuck up your Bristol place, then you really will have no chance of ever being a barrister. You'll never get into a uni as good as Bristol ever again.

>>39384537
should I have a beer now, or hold out till 5

>>39384537
Was it a cute one?

>>39384520
Personally march him into the shop and make him offer a sincere apology, also take away his internet for a month. Pretty easy to punish kids these days

>>39384540
They gave you the offer based on getting certain exam grades, which you failed to achieve. Which part of this don't you understand?

>>39384548
Hold till 5. Spend the time really looking at it and preparing to enjoy it.

>>39384466
Would really like an answer to this lads. Google doesn't help

>>39384540
No they didn't, or they would have given you an unconditional. They gave you a conditional, that you failed to meet, which is evidence that you don't have what it takes.

I can see logic is not your strongest area either.

>>39384548
Hold out for 3 minutes, it'll be worth it. Trust me.
>>39384549
Yeah, a lil cute sneezo.

>>39384557
>take away his internet for a month
big scary threat.

>>39384545
Kids living in a shithole area are more likely to be beaten by their shitty parents anyway. Why arent chav estates virtuous moral paradises with all the hitting that must have gone on?

>>39384558
>>39384566
Fine, I guess so

>>39384557
>>39384571
>take away his internet for a month

When I was a kid, I'd rather get smacked than lose internet for a month. Smacking only lasts a second but without internet you're cut off from the world for a month.

>>39384559
ok, but I won't drink the 1 I've been looking at. it'll be on it's way to luke cold
>>39384570
i'm holding out

>>39384557
I like you anon, the shame of having to do the apology and losing internet privilege would be brutal (in a good way)

>>39384571
Kids practically live online these days. I'm a grown man and I'd rather a slap than lose my internet

>>39384534
Ring child services on him. He is in the process of permanently traumatising his child right now. That conditioning will cause harm that will never be undone.

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>>39383357
Back from my venture out, muggy as fuck, ate a nice hamburger, had a pint and saw a midget that looked like Sam Hyde

>>39384577
You could still be a barrister mate. But you need to focus on that. Don't try to change the past, go to Bristol and get that 1st you need. The chambers won't give a fuck about your A-Levels, they know that people mature at different rates. A 1st from Bristol and exceptional personal qualities and social skills and you'll get a pupilage.

Can we all agree that Ebin was either not beaten enough or beaten too much?

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Have you ever tried a pokey bum wank lads

>>39384600
I fucking love Sam Hyde
https://youtu.be/BAXwt9vUny4

>>39384574
Chav parents usually dont do anything, they neglect their children and dont enforce good morals.

>>39384605

He's a comedy genius whichever it was.

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Fun Fact: Kev went to Cambridge.

>>39384632
>good morals.


Kek! Get a load of Sister Celibatia over here.

>>39384605
He said he recalls being molested as a child, but he doesn't remember it enough to describe it

>>39384650
Isn't there a thing about kids who get molested tend to be paedos as adults.

:thinking:

>>39384608
yeah, i feel weird after it. not into things going up my bum.

>>39384660
yes, there is that. its no wonder he likes kids.

>>39384660

Is there anything about them raping auties in the arse over GOT and making them sperg out?

Because he's a fucking star at that.

How many fingers do you think crumpet's dad shoved up his desusan? I'm guessing at least 12

Why aren't there any wars we can send unruly kids off too anymore? Thank-you very much unpredicted global stability.

>>39384695
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW YOU CUNT

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>>39384638
THlNKING

>>39384706

No assembly lines for our fucktards to stand in any more either.

>>39384466
>>39384562
SOMEONE PLEASE RESPOND
>SOMEONE PLEASE RESPOND
SOMEONE PLEASE RESPOND
>SOMEONE PLEASE RESPOND
SOMEONE PLEASE RESPOND
>SOMEONE PLEASE RESPOND
SOMEONE PLEASE RESPOND
>SOMEONE PLEASE RESPOND

I'd just explain to my kid what he did wrong and if he wanted to wear princess dresses and get a sex change that's ok too. I'm super progressive.

>>39384695

last 2 digits decide how many fingers crumpetlads dad shoved up his desusan

>>39384694
>implying the thread did not drive ebin to have a breakdown and break his pc

i think the GOT fans won

>>39384733
WTF I love GOT now

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>>39384706
Kony 2017, that'll stench the lazy shits
>>39384708
Did his dad touch you too? Jealous that he put more of his fingers up his favourite son?
>>39384732
Christ...

>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD

ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST! o

>>39384729

i dont understand when you say overground, as in london overground? it depends...just look for the 3rd(and sometimes 4th) rails, theyre the live ones, if the line has no powered rails but overhead wires then you can lie on the rail and not become kil

>>39384660
There's tons of side effect sexual abuse has on children when they grow up. To name a few...

>purposely making your voice high pitched or speaking in a child like manner
>not bathing so that you appear unattractive to people
>if molested by the same sex, convincing yourself that you're gay
>if molested by the opposite sex, being repulsed into liking the same gender

Is Ebin naturally into old man porn or is that a side effect of his sneaky uncle or a PE teacher perhaps?

>>39384730
imagine having a lad that turned out to be a tranny. think i would off myself tbqh

>>39384757
I think I would get off myself
I just want my son's rack

>>39384754
I just mean as opposed to underground. So normal trains outside. Thanks for responding

>>39384756
you're also more likely to touch up kids

>>39384621
not seen much of his stuff, watching this now and pissing myself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yFhR1fKWG0

>>39384773
calm down ebin/crumpet. you dont need to tell us, we already know.

>>39384774

no worries lad, should also add that if its a normal 3rd rail line like you get around the south alot, you can lie down in the tracks away from the live rail and not be electrocuted

>>39384733

But it was hilarious. Sheer genius.

>>39384757

easy, just don't breed with an extremely feminine and lithe woman or else your sons are likely to be poofs if they take her side more....

>>39384419
>What are you going to do if they talk back? Hit them?

They deserve an axe to the neck

any gay lads round here?

>>39384839
what do you want babe?

Ebin's story is a tradegy because he understands the nature of gay relationships, understands being straight is better, but can't help what he feels attracted to.

I commend his noble efforts to rid himself of prison faggotry, but he has deluded himself into thinking tilde will be any different.

>>39384844
a bf that I can fall in love with

>>39384839
what's up brotha

>>39384846
>but can't help what he feels attracted to.

if this was the case he would not be prison gay

Any straight lads around here? I know britfeel must have at least 10+ regular straight lads

>breakfast: toast and jam
>dinner: fried egg on toast
>tea: bacon, cheese and fried egg sandwich
>supper:?
need to finish these eggs and bread today

>>39384871
I'm one of the handful.

>>39384871
I'm straight and I post here regularly

>>39384777
Fucking nightmare fuel
https://youtu.be/kAko-4BO7zI

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>>39384871
Hello friend, reporting in

>>39384871

straight here laddy

>>39384871
Do I go into the fag category if I'm bi or do I not have a group?

>>39384914
We'll make our own group lad

Bi lads, show yourselves

>>39384914
If you are Bi, you aren't straight.

>>39384933
But we're not gay either

>>39384871
I am 1. why is it so homosex around here?
its an odd phenomena

Homosex reporting in.

One more day and I can crack open that 1 litre of Russian standard.

Life is so boring when sober but we mustn't let ourselves get addicted to things. Do any anons here drink every day? I'm too afraid to.

>>39384945
it's the flouride in the water

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>>39384933
You aren't bent either, so I guess that means you would be askew?

>>39384871
I'm straight but I've wanked to gay porn before.

>>39384756
You the lad who spent his entire bank holiday weekend talking about paedos on here?

>>39384940
Well if you aren't gay why would you be straight?

>>39384876
Egg mayo sarnie.

>>39384964
We're not straight either

>>39384898

Sorry, you don't qualify

>>39384945
While /britfeel/ is the closest to a thread full of 'normies' we still have quite a few neets who have turned prison gay, or even worse, tried to turn into a woman.

I think it stands out more against the non gays here than the rest of /r9k/

>>39384876
boiled egg and soldiers

Don't understand straight lads desu, females are awful, stressful people in my experience and lads usually have much more easy-going personalities.

What is better for emloyment, R or python?

>>39384981
can't boil an egg

>>39384971
to /lgbt/ for you then boy

>>39384982
Lads might be easier to get along with but I have no interest in putting my penis in a lad.

>>39384961
no mate I don't think Ebin is a pedo, but he's definitely gay

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>>39384975
How could I not qualify for my own sexual orientation lad

>>39384980
>or even worse, tried to turn into a woman.

That real is beyond the pale of mental illness

>>39385001
>asking a data science question in /britfeel/

which stalker game is better to start with? never played any before and ive been told it can be comfy and atmospheric

>>39385001
10 years experience
C++ & Java

>>39384871
Aye up, lad. I used to post regularly but I've dwindles in the last couple of months

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>>39384982
>Gay men
>Easy going

OH NO NO NO NO
OWOWOWOW
BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH

seriously though, boipucci is dangerous. Homosexual men are at least as psychopathic as women if not more so.

>>39385006

If you are straight, then you're a nonce

>>39385017
>>>/vee/
totally original

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>>39385001
Depends where you're going, I've never used R but I hear its useful for stats and maths stuff, as is Python I guess - but Python seems to be more relevant and doesn't just stick to that field as it is also used in Backend web development.
See: Flask and Django.
What exactly are you going for?

Qt brown girl on pointless lads

>>39384945
Failures who know they will never touch a woman decide they're gay now and pretend their boyfriend is an anime girl.

>>39384982

Being in a mutually loving relationship makes most mentally healthy men happy. In addition, having a family is pretty much a key to happines in middle and old age

>>39385014
I dont want to go to reddit.

>>39385029
i cant stand /v/ desu thats why i asked here, i doubt id even get a recommendation there, just get a load of shit about playing a certain game or not having played a certain game

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>>39385027
>everyone who is straight is a nonce
t. insecure tumblr gay

>>39385033

post a pic if you can

>>39385030
*including but not limited to Web development, of course
>>39385027
Uh, okay?

>>39385053

waifuposters are nonces, and probably prison gay too

>>39385027
>prisongay waifuposter logic
weew

>>39385003
delia knows.
pop a few in and if the first out is still snoty try another

>>39384871
i am straight. even shagged a few girls in my time lol

>>39385003
wooden spoon on the pan
EZ

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oi fuckheads

>>39384952
yes, I drink everyday I can afford to

>>39385020
I dont want to do programming, I want to do data analysis.
>>39385030

>>39385104
>data analysis
Then do R.

>>39385097
Anglo waifus > Slav waifus

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>>39385104
I have no experience in that field desu.
All I can say then is goodluck, why ask here and not on /g/ though?

just seen the first sober for october advert, they genuinely piss me off, i cant drink alcohol for health reasons (G.E.R.D to be exact) small amounts of booze make me sick as fuck so i stay away from it all together, sober for october and dryanuary are always the same
>normie doesnt drink for a month
>"wow well dont you, looking fit and healthy chad, you dont need booze to have a good time"
>tell people i cant drink for health reasons
>"lol anon is a fucking manchild who drinks soft drinks all the time, get some booze down your neck you fanny"

rant over

>>39385160
Stop being a fanny and just get some booze down your neck.

>>39385160
Never seen that happen around me to be honest, there was an event I went to and people who abstained from the drink had no bother from anyone - even the turbo normies.
Maybe you need to be with a better crowd lad?

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>>39385160

I know this feel anon. I'm not sure if I have GERD, but alcohol usually makes me quite sick so I avoid it, and I get the same hassle about not drinking

>>39385160
Lad from uni said he couldn't drink, is that the most common reason? These guys sound like cunts tbwh

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Do you like cats? I like cats. Oh I bet you do.

>>39385120
R does seem like a better language for this, but I checked kaggle and most meople use python. I just need to pick one to focus on.

>>39385203
No I don't, they always claw me only for the owner to say 'oh he's just playing!'. His motives don't matter, he's hurting me

>>39384315

i so wish i was white roastie so i could mate with black men

Think I'll get a take away tonight lads, after some inspiration. What's your favorite take away, budget up to about 20 quid, hunger will be reasonable.

>>39385144
I was interested in the uk job market.

>>39385213

You could be a black roastie and mate with black men too

>>39385216
Large meat feast with cheese and pepperoni stuffed crust

damn i always wondered this
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-41077102

>>39385160
Luckily only fizzy alcohol sets me off, you ever tried that?
First i've heard of this sober for october thing. I've gone sober this month anyway on my own steam.

>>39385160

Just have a drink fag boy.

>>39385238
This article seems very racist for the BBC

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>>39385205
Focus on R hardcore but also strengthen your Python skills where possible.
I have focus on C# and Python but I'm fairly adept with C/C++ and JavaScript (for my webdev adventures) - don't burn bridges if you don't need to.
>>39385221
r9k, britfeels - literally a NEET haven?
I can see why you might target a Brit oriented thread but this place and a field like that don't mix too well I don't think.

>>39385230
That sounds good lad, I like a few different things rather than one big pizza though, I don't know if anywhere round here does a pepperoni stuffed crust.

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cant believe there are actually lads in this thread that are such lightweights they throw up from a bit of alcohol

howling tbqh

>>39385160

Wise up you fucking bender, get some drink into you.

>>39385216
all takeaway is good
ah fuck it i'm getting 1, you've talked me into it.
i'm going with a big fuck off tuna sweetcorn and red onion, with eatra chicken. will get some chips and curry sauce as well. korma sauce is nice for dippage

>>39385200
im not sure how common it is desu, but im 27 now and ive had it since i was 20, alcohol sets of my body to make a shit load of stomach acid and i end up bringing it up, and throwing up stomach acid isnt like being sick in a normal way, its fucking horrific, burns all around your throat, mouth and nose bad
>>39385196
thanks for the shared feeling anon, ive even tried to find friends through a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol but when you cant drink, as youll probably know, its surprising how many hobbies have some kind of drinking/piss up element to then, even if its just a night out which you cant go on, or will get a load of shit if you do go on it

>>39385223

no that's unnatural, it's the new normal for white girls to breed with black bulls, so hot

>>39385265

I don't really care for alcohol anon.

>>39385240
And by "that" i mean flat beers

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>>39385238
>tori say e even don kill five people.
Read this with an African accent and it's god damn hilarious

>>39385265
Alcohol is for normies though, and I am /pure/