/britfeel/

Everybody love everybody

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>500 posts of "ignorning tirpnonces by talking about them constantly"

>>39366977

2nd for Felon axes

Reminder that August will end in 3 days 3 hours 42 minute and 10 seconds

THE WORLD I LOVE
THE TEARS I DROP
TO BE PART OF THE WAVE
CAN'T STOP

>>39367004
Oof. Todd is a cutie.

>>39366977
Is there anything worse than seeing an attractive woman fart? Completely put off her now

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>>39366977
holy digits are a good sign, the lord god blesses this thread with his almighty number not once but twice

amen

>>39366931
>>39366913
>>39366907
>>39366805
>>39366883
>>39366876
>>39366964

we can have a thread for vcomfy waifus and a thread for ebin and all his shit flinging

Strawpoll will decide

http://www.strawpoll.me/13809184

>>39366977
Reminder to report all Ebin posts.

>>39367036
But that's impossible. Women don't fart.

>>39367021
FELLING AXES REEEEE

3 courses of action to deal with this.
>1
Ignore Ebin and just never, ever respond to him. The most effective but also the hardest since it needs everyone to do it.
>2
At the end of your post just reply to the latest trippost and say Fuck off Ebin or something really really mean.
>3
New britfeel rule either in op or first post, no tripfags allowed and ostracise them all including Ebin, carpet bomb their entire culture good and bad. Culture as in bacterial culture of course.

>>39367041
i would give it a go lad

>>39367051
You could just use the filter, you know.

>>39367048
They do and they're much worse than mens

>>39367041

I'm an ebin orbitter, but I'll abstain for mentioning him this thread unless he returns

>>39367041
We don't have enough users to split it further and it won't stick anyway so don't bother.

>>39367041
>new britfeel on /bant/
Why should we have to move? Kick the trips and trip enablers out, make them find a new home.

>>39367051
>1
Doesn't work, Ebin and Tilde jerk each other off, and also as anons
>2
Has potential, make sure to bring up the old man on twink porn, he never responds to that
>3
The best possible solution

>>39367084
/bant/ is a slower board

we can carve our own niche there

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>>39366977
I wanna suck Ebins toes

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Is Wales a meme? I'm going to Aberystwyth for uni at the end of September.

I enjoyed the memes but the last thread was practically nothing Brit or feel. Can we move on back to the good old days of a comfy thread?

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>>39366977
surprise surprise 161

>all these normies sperging out over got spoilers

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>>39367115
Milk Cat 174

>>39367112
>Aberystwyth uni
LMAOing @ your life right now!
t. University of Cambridge

>>39367112
Ay fampai I'm heading to aber this sep too
maybe I'll c u around

An anon shared a link for documentaries earlier today. Really enjoyed this one. Feeling a bit lost today and even more confused about life after watching this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH-kNnq7mFM

What would we call the thread on /bant/?

Britbant? Bantfeel? Banterfeeler?

>>39367125
Howling at it, imagine caring that much over trash TV. If they cared that much there is great got subreddits for them

>>39367041
>new /britfeel/ on /bant/
>one hour old and the novelty has worn off
>the orbiters realise that no one is there for them to annoy, which the primary reason they even do it because their own lives are so empty that they feel the need to drag others down
>they come back here to post about tripfags
>tripfags are so starved of attention that they come back
>experiment failure.

I'd put money on it if there was a bookie pathetic enough to care.

>>39367144
It's not happening, instead at the end of your post if Ebin posted recently just tell him something really mean.

>>39367140

comp sci btw

What about you dude

>>39367144
banterfeel is my suggestion

>>39367144
Ironic that you'd move to /bant/ because you can't take the bangs here

>>39367112
>Aberystwyth uni
LMAOing slightly less than Cambridge anon @ your life right now!
t. Durham University

>>39367149
It's the incentive of it and the fact he done it to upset other britfeel lads.

>>39367183
Sup Durhambro, Cambridge here, what you studying?
t. Modern History and will then do law if I don't fail

>>39367183
>>39367112
lmaoing at both of you lads
not really though you do you

>>39367143
its a good doc, im friends with both of them on facebook, naoki got cancer and split up with his gf, sad times

>>39367165
physics friendo

you looking forward to it my dude?

>>39367183
>>39367128

tfw wasn't born intelligent enough to go to gud uni

>>39367112
LMAOing slightly less than Durham anon @ your life right now!
t. Warwick University

I'm kidding I just wanted to be part of the meme

>>39367196
>>39367128
Oi, who the fuck is this other Cambridge anon in my thread
What college, lad?

>>39367196
chemistry lad, gods chosen subject

>>39367203
Why did they split up? It seemed strained but they had already been through so much.

>threads are fine for days on end
>every few evenings there's a spergout directed at ebin

>>39367238
Someone gets very fussy now that they can't have a second dinner anymore

>>39367238
>implying ebin hasn't been a right little cunt

>>39367238
mate ebin has literally admitted that he is the one who starts it by taking his trip off to stir shit intentionally

>>39367128
>>39367183
>>39367213

>pleb-tier meme unis

enjoy having that solid 2 hours of contact time a month

So the thread still happin? I took a few moments off to play vidya, I come back, and it looks like a civil war

>>39366977
http://www.strawpoll.me/13809309

>>39367263
regardless of if you like him or not its clear he isnt the one fucking the threads since most are fine with him in them

>>39367267
m8 pls, I get a solid 4 hours a month, excuse you

We have a 1 hour tutorial each week, is it different for other people?

>>39367209
went out on a night out with a mate who is at aber uni and we ended up crashing the Physics Social, they were a crazy bunch

>week or so ago /britfeel/ destroys Ebin over his hands
>as revenge Ebin spoils Game of Thrones regarding a character named after part of the hand

>its clear he isnt the one fucking the threads

did you just fucking miss the part where he admitted to being the one fucking the thread by starting arguments about himself with his trip off?

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Hi I dislike people who use trip codes so I'm going to talk about them non-stop and respond to their posts !!

>>39367149
Serves em right for going on the internet at all if its that important to them

>>39367267
>tfw 11 hours of lectures
>2 hours of workshops
>up to 14 hours of labs
per week

>>39367316

release es6 you fuck

>>39367224
Queens. You?

Not in town at the moment anyway if you wanna get pissed up, spending summer in my parents house in Hampshire

>>39367284

Ebin is infinitely better than you, you little mongoloid

>>39367326
that's a lot of lab hours. I only did about 6-8h a week max of lab stuff while doing engineering.

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>>39367327
Just buy one more copy of Skyrim anon~!

>>39367320
Calm down lad. Stop trying to justify his action. He has been a cunt, end of. This is like the same argument people use about women getting raped for wearing certain clothes.

I prefer ebin talk to uni talk

>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD

ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST. n

>>39367343

thats cause he's lying anon

>>39367304
sounds funky
I've actually got a buddy going into his 3rd year there

I'm quietly confident about the whole thing being a massive success desu senpai maybe life won't be shit

>>39367353
Impossible reeeeeeee

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>>39367334
Thanks for the comment Eb

>>39367334
He's really not, he's a sad pathetic loser who will attack others who attempt to better themselves because he can't be bothered to try to improve his own life.

>>39367267
>>39367326
I get
>~14 lecture hours
>2 hours of workshops
>6 hours of labs
This is for biochem. At one point we did chem and bio labs during the same week so I'd have ~10 hours of labs per week.

>>39367353
Same and i hate the faggot.

Stfu about uni. It's boring.

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>>39366977
What does comeback august mean? Check'em

LMAOing @ all uni anons lives right now.

I got an apprenticeship and now make 33k at 24 while banging 3 chicks on the side

>>39367391
Yeah I'll just take my high grades and become a plumber. I'm sure my parents would love that. Cunt.

Reminder that Crona is the only good trip.

>>39367329
Clare here
Not there right now either, but it's nice to know someone

When will ebin be back

>>39367389
How new are you?

Origami killer

>>39367413
Haha. Once again uni lads prove they can't handle the bants

>>39367391
i make 66 at 22 while banging 5, should have went to uni lad :^)

>>39367414
Crona is lovely and must be protected and loved and only deserves good things.

>>39367413
Plumbers not only earn more than most graduates but also have regular sex with clients.

>>39367391
LMFAOing @ apprenticeship faggots.

I got given a job by my mate and now make 41k working 38 hours. I am not going to lie about how many chicks I bang like you did though, no one believed you and they wouldn't believe me either,

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>>39367435
I am in full agreement with your statement.

uni brit cucks are the worst fucking cancer ever.

i'm 35 NEET and been on the bux since i left school

uni cucks get working hard at uni and then at shekelsteins u wagie slaves

ROFLMAOing @ apprenticeship faggots

i went to uni and found a virgin 19 year old, and now she takes it up the arse regularly

>>39367450
>can only get a job because someone else was successful and felt pity for him
LMAOing @ your life right now, for real. Literally more beta than a NEET you know?

Good trips
>BritNormie
>Ebin
>/britfit/

Medicore trips
>Tilde
>CillaPoster

Shit trips
>Everyone else

>>39367467
I just want to be able to buy my kids nice things when I'm older senpai ))))

Having a migraine lads

>>39367476
>britfit
>good
what did he mean by this

>>39367476
Anonymous posters are the only good posters.

is crumpet a nonce?

I make 0 at 22. Can't wait to be dole scum.

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>finished work 4 hours ago
>have just lazed around on my bed since getting home

Right lads! I'm going to drink some grape juice and force myself to play vidya. I need to change this desu

>>39367481

having kids?

that sounds like something a PEDO would do

>>39367476
>CillaPoster
get real lad

>>39367498

Is ebin ok?

>>39367483
Want a nice cup of hot chocolate and some sleeping pills? I'm so glad I grew out of mine.

>>39367472
>can only get a job because someone else was successful and felt pity for him

but thats literally what an apprenticeship is

>>39367496
Crumpets are food, silly.

>>39367483
should have gone to uni

Does Ebin live in Filey, Yorkshire? We should meet.

>>39367476
t. Cilla poster

>>39367498
Do you play on steam? If we play similar games I'm down for playing sometime this week.

>>39367518
Go stake out his Tesco and interrogate him in public.

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Evening lads.
Feels like the past few weeks have gone by within the blink of an eye really.

>>39367476
Was tempted to make a temp trip to ascend to the "God tier trips"
its just a joke pls don't bully

Post waifus

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>>39367543
>Post waifus

Chinkfu posted

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>>39367476
Feels good boys

original

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What should I pick for my trial class lads? Part of comeback August.

lads do i have a wank or play some vidya?

>>39367517
I am going to uni. Speaking of, can I get some kind of special treatment?

>>39367514
I started getting them when I was 14, 18 now. How long did you have them for and when did you grow out of them?

fucking hell, nearly an hour of tidying and it's got me to where I could prob get away with saying sorry for mess mate not had chance to tidy.
fucking landlord checks
right, now time for kitchen

>>39367472
Tell that to my massive tv, paid off mortgage and drawer full of recreational drugs lad. Might grab a quick shower and go to London. Grab a nice hotel and a couple of Hookers and watch them lick coke off my knob for a few hours.

Keep trying to make yourself feel better though. I'm rooting for you son.

>>39367515
Exactly. except in his case the government felt sorry that he was too stupid for Uni and created apprenticeships to ease him into the working world. At least I admit to being too stupid for Uni, I never would have lasted.

Night guys. Sleep tight. Dont let the tripfags bite.

>>39367584
Grew out of them at around 19-21 range. Not sure when my last one actually was. I didn't realise I grew out of them for a while.

>>39367589

>tfw landlord checks are still miles better than parental whinging

>>39367570
>Jiu-Jitsu
Can you become naruto?

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>come back august
does this mean that ebin was once in a better state than he is now?

>>39367511
I think he's okay, just offline

>>39367524
Nah, I have a steam for talking but not vidya because my PC is absolutely terrible, gomen!

>>39367524
No he just flirts with anons on steam

surprise surprise 162

>>39367577
both at the same time, lad

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>>39367601
>Tell that to my massive tv, paid off mortgage and drawer full of recreational drugs lad. Might grab a quick shower and go to London. Grab a nice hotel and a couple of Hookers and watch them lick coke off my knob for a few hours.
Am I the only one who thinks this sounds horribly depressing

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>>39367559
>no stronk communist leader to tuck you into bed and kiss your forehead at night
Why must I exist in this perpetually damaging existence?

>>39367637
surprise surprise 163

>>39367604
That's honestly great, and hope I grow out of them too. They're fucking awful and limit me so much. I can't read a book without getting a migraine an hour later, but going on my phone/reading pdf prints all day wouldn't even give me a slight pain

>>39367649
Materialism is all he is, don't be mean

>>39367623
Ok. Get a better pc.

>>39367500
rude... I'm just hardwired such that I need impregnating to be happy senpai

Is player unknown any good lads? Pls don't say its normie

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>>39366977
>August, 28th 2017

kill me

>>39367670
Yeah growing out of them is one of the best feels I've had. I think for people who get them young it has something to do with puberty, because I only got mine from around 12 to the end of puberty. Doesn't help that mine didn't really have a specific trigger so I never knew when I'd get one or how to avoid them.

>>39367664

I have a new waifu each year, first it was Elliot Rodger, then Harold Shipman, now Xi Jinping

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Always depresses me slightly when i check fb and see everyone outside doing things, enjoying them selves

>tfw got out of bed at 6pm and havent moved since

>>39367697
its normie

>>39367697
It looks fun. Some of my friends play it and like it but I don't own a copy.

>>39367617
no. why does everything have to come back to anime.

>>39367697
i used to like arma 3 br but pubg is pretty normie yes

>>39367698

That used to be my favourite meme of all. I remember the first time it really hit me and I thought "life is passing me by" was on January 1st 2014.

Now my life is improving, it doesn't have the same effect

>>39367608
dunno, I could ignore my mum. can't ignore this
going to treat myself to a bowl of cake and icecream after. think I deserve it

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>>39367697

It looks like the 300 identical "zombie survival horror" games that aren't even out yet but needs your donations to help make it shittier

>>39367722
You're posting on a chinese cartoon image board.

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>>39367543

I am eating an extremely delicious Jazz apple right now lads tbqh

Other varieties cannot compete

>>39367697
it's pretty great once you really get into it

>>39367543
Are you the lad I was talking to monster hunter about yesterday?

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>>39367391
>>39367429

LMAOing all at these wagies

Bought into bitcoin and eth early and living on cryptoneet cash at 23.

If I save and invest carefully, I'll never have to work again.

I'm sure its just as satisfying having to work for your fortune LOL, I mean it only costs the majority of your adult life to retire.

>>39367751
dunno pink ladies are quite nice

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>Just finished work
>One of my staff bitching at me how hard he has to work
>Bitching at me, the person who has worked 8 days in a row and 55 hours last week
>Bitching about how hard he works, while he sits there doing nothing because night shift is a graveyard.

Do these people even hear themselves?

Will skin cream make my cock nice and soft?

>>39367798
no, only toothpaste does that.

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>>39367704
Any plans for next years?
>>39367751
Sounds snazzy, do you eat it through normal bites or do you slice it up? Question of the ages.
>>39367759
Don't believe so, I've never played it.

>>39367778
Why not just grow a pair and tell him off then?

>>39367818
I want to believe you but I think that'd hurt.

>>39367778
Where did you work mate

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>>39367778

>not working nightshift so you can sit and do fuck all AND get paid more

>>39367798
weirdly enough toothpaste works

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>>39367798
You mean your cock is hard?
What are you trying to do, m8?

>>39367824
>Any plans for next years?

I was asking myself about who the 2017 waifu would be right up until April, then Xi just appeared. No clue really, time will tell

>>39367570
cmon lads. if I ever compete I'll let britfeel design my attire, so answer.

>>39367685
I would but my room is too small. Mum might be kicking my normie sister out soon though so I'll have a nice spacious room

>>39367825
It;s not the 50s you can't just yell at staff anymore. If the attitude problems continue he'll just be sacked at a convenient time.

>>39367112
>>39367140
I'm going aber in September also for ny final year.

This place is full of Liberals and spoon fed middle class white hating feminists.

There are only 2 clubs in the entire town and loads of people take md.

It's a fucking shithole but whatever

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>>39367697
>>39367746

As a lad who bought it two days ago and playing it in a group of 3.

It's basically a tighter version of h1z1's battle royale mode, easier backpack functionality, no autistic shit like finding sparkplugs for a car, guns are relatively balanced (snipers a bit op), more vehicles and its a bit more fast paced.

It is really popular but part of the fun is that voicechat is enabled for everyone, so when you kill some shitter, he rages at you.

>>39367829
yeah I was only joking. have a wank with baby oil, that does make it nice and soft.
it actually does as well

>>39367858
Nice! Hope you can get a nice gaming pc soon. Then I can play games with you,

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>>39367858
>Mum might be kicking my normie sister out soon
Out with the normies!

My brainfog is so bad that I'm struggling to see properly. Is that not good?

Help me

>>39367921

Nicotine gum lad, try it

>>39367834
Greggs lad

>>39367853
My willy is nice and smooth to the touch when flaccid. When erect it gets all rough looking and I don't enjoy the aesthetic.

>>39367921
Did you try turning it off and on again?
origina

>>39367934
Why? It's not nicotine withdrawal anony.

>>39367854
Would Ebin be a candidate if he engages in /SlaughterSeptember/?

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>>39367844

tfw sainsburys nightshift

>have to maintain a 50 case rate per hour to avoid getting fired
>shitty manager who doesnt know how to run a shift
>spends hours doing warehouse cleanup e.g. emptying the cardboard baler when it takes like 10 mins.
>80% of coworkers are female/old so the few guys get put on the heaviest shit.
>tfw have first class degree and cant get into grad schemes cos autismo social skills
>tfw even if i could talk properly to my old af coworkers, im the youngest by 20-25 years and all they talk about is their fucking kids.

the only comfy feel is that I can listen to lectures/podcasts/musics for 9 hours with a hour paid break whilst getting nearly 10 quid an hour.

I don't wanna be here forever though, where the fuck are these easy night shift jobs?

>>39367860
Btw there is also a high number of traps here.

Especially in comp sci

Most of them are just mentally ill/confused puffs though who are over the top at every thing they say and do

>>39367892
I'd like that too lad

>>39367910
I know great news! Will finally have room for my stuff instead of keeping it on the floor!

>>39367935
>greggs
>night shift

Are you warehouse or bakery then?

>>39367975
Security guards make about 8.50 an hour and they literally don't do anything. They sit on their arses drinking tea and eating biscuits.

>>39367995
They're there for insurance. If a thief or whatever knows guards are about, they won't try anything.

m8 wants me to pop round to eat pizza while watching game of thrones

only just been round on friday to have pizza with him and it contributed to me staying at the same weight for the 3rd week in a row. can't be halting my progress like this again, and besides I can't afford it, but he seems pretty annoyed that I'm not going.

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>>39367975

I would like to know my self lad

Work some zero hour warehouse shit and its always busy as fuck

Start at 10 and the evening shift has left the place in a fucking right state

It seems the nightshift in my place clear all the work left by the late shift, set up , do their own work and then set up for the morning

Rest of the shifts seem to bitch and moan when the slightest thing isnt exactly the way they like it


The cunts

>>39367995
yes but British sitcoms have taught me you might be locked in a shopping centre overnight with some crims and have to come up with some wacky ways of evading them

>>39367824
>Sounds snazzy, do you eat it through normal bites or do you slice it up? Question of the ages.

In today's fast-paced world who on earth has time to slice an apple?

>>39368029

>implying im going to risk my life for 8.50 an hour

They could take whatever they wanted if i was a secuirty guard t b h

>>39368047
Go over but don't eat pizza?

>>39367985
The comp sci lads are try and bum them because they can't get a real woman.
It's even worse in the "Assassins Creed" autistic society.

>>39368047
If only there was a really obvious solution to your 'problem' fathead

>>39368085
Thieves don't take lifes, usually. Why make a 2 year sentence a 20 year sentence?

>taking coach from A to B
>cross over in london victoria station for 2 hours
>walk around for a bit to take in the moment
>realise ill never be part of the elite that live and earn six figures and have gone to the best schools in the world

why even live

Good podcasts?

>>39368091
What are you, fucking crazy?

>>39368122
generation why desu

>hair is straight when short
>curly when long

ffs i want to grow my hair out but it looks like shit

>>39368122
what kinda podcast, polictical, gaming, etc also what're some youtubers you like?

>>39368095
Yes, that society actually exists btw.

They go out to the pubs dressed in the white hoods and do battles in the street while old Welsh men look confused and ashamed.

>>39368127
What do you mean?

Go enjoy time with your friend but say you're watching your weight or w.e so you're gonna pass on the pizza

>>39368160
that wasn't me you were replying to, but I offered to go round and not eat but he said no

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>>39367423
I'm very new. Plese explain. Wht happen in august? What comeback will take place?

t. 8fag

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Got dragged along on a family walk, something that I haven't done since I was a kid. Nearly got trampled by a couple of horses that my mum and stepdad spooked, and after reading Berserk I do not fucking trust horses. Never again

>>39367704
Is Xi actually as interesting as the others?

>>39368183
why are you posting underage girls, are you a pedo lad?

>>39368122
Sleepycabin
Rooster Teeth (depends on the cast)
Supermega

inb4 yank shit taste reee

>>39368081
A good point desu lad.

>>39368179
Oh oops
Sounds like a bit of a tumour friendo guess he just wants to split cost of a pizza

>>39368122
Adam Buxton is comfy. Skip the ones with shit guests though.

>>39368205
How dare you accuse me of lewding Akarin

>>39368181
Comeback August is the idea that because August is the half way point of the year, its a good time for anons to sort themselves out and 'comeback', for example, I have started working out and eating health again and I have found a job to go after, others have been keeping their rooms clean, others have been doing all sorts to make themselfs better

>>39368122
It's not really good but The Official Podcast can be funny sometimes.

>>39367968
Absolutely

>>39368185
I'm not sure, I haven't looked into his background nearly as much, be he is quite good politically. Before Elliot Rodger it was Ben Linus from LOST, so Xi is my first waifu not to have murdered anyone

>>39368227
just asking lad, there are a lot of pedos in this thread. why are you posting her then, is she not your waifu?

>>39368208
Ew you fucking pleb.

>>39368237
>eighth month out of twelve
>halfway point of the year

>>39368142
That's exactly the problem I have. I have long flippy emo hair and I've been straightening it since I was 13.

When I need to get a job I'm getting a short back and sides, so short that it doesn't curl.

why are you still posting?

this is a paki thread and their white pre-teen slag gfs

>BRIT KEKS OUT

ah fuck it, tidying done. will just hide washing up tomorrow when I get back from work then give kitchen a wipe down.
gonna treat myself to a spliff then a bowl of icecream and cake

>>39368047
Arya Stark slits Littlefingers throat with his own knife, which was used in the attempted murder of Bran in season one

>>39368254
Because she's qt af but I wouldn't fuck her, or children, 2D or otherwise

>>39368257
>ew
Don't be a faggot about it.

>>39368137
cheers just subbed, you'd probably like casefile, if you don't already listen.

>>39368144
listen to loads tbqh; science, true crime, history, movies.. etc

>>39368208
none of these look convincing

>>39368226
will have a go on that

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>it's a 'type out a massive rant about the absolute state of my life only for me to delete it' episode

>>39368262
calm down ebin lad. i know you like kids but the pakis will never accept you as one their own, you stink too much.

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>>39368258
>Shiiiieeet
Better go work on my maths then lmaoo

>>39368205
Fucking hell mate, do you know what website you're using?

>>39368254
>using anime girl pics = wanting them to be lewded
hmm

>>39368283
>none of these look convincing
Fuck you it's a free suggestion. Have your boring adult podcasts.

>>39368275
i hope that does not mean she is your waifu. only pedos want to marry kids. watch yourself in the future.

If any of the cube lads are here I timed myself for the first time in a while as I usually just have it on my desk for loading screens. It seems I usually get between 30 and 40 seconds which I think is pretty good considering.

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>>39368227
>not lewding akarin

faggot

>>39368287
Aww it's alright lad you can tell us, we won't laugh promise

Take your time if you need to

>>39368287
Share brother.

>>39368291
calm down ebin lad.

>>39368292
if they are their waifu then yes they do

>>39368304
Calm down temper temper, you shouldn't get so annoyed

>>39368308
Thats pretty good lad, do you know what type of cube and method you use?

I think the /cube/ lads could do a handicapped tournament one day

Asked a girl out and the unthinkable happened lads. She said yes. Think I might fucking die.

>>39368323
if thought you were fucking off ebin?

>>39368348
It's a practical joke or she will steal your kidneys

>>39368348
I hope not, that would be quite unfortunate timing

>>39368350
ebin is a gay pedo though

REEE HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO STRETCH AWAY PHIMOSIS?

>>39368350
ebin doesn't watch or post anime

>>39368332
Yeah, whatever ebin.

>>39368350
hi ebin

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>>39368248
Interesting lad
>>39368332
Not in my case, although I didn't fully get the actually definition of waifu until I posted mine, so now I roll with it.
Although I do wish I had chosen for example Rem from Re:Zero, lots of good art out there and Rem actually has character + I don't have to be subjected to lewds.
>>39368348
Is she a qt? Congratulations.

>>39368382
alri ebin lad, how's it hanging

testing trip generator

>tfw you turned the tide on ebin
FeelsGoodMan

>>39368323
I really want a grill to wank me off with a cheeky finger like this lads

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I need some advice/help, lads.

When I'm in public, I feel constantly angry and at war with my surroundings.

Everyone I see fucks me off, so many people. I went to tesco for food today and i got home sweaty and angry and feeling utterly drained.

I've stopped moving out of peoples ways because no one ever does it for me which sometimes get entitled fuckers looking back at me because my arm hit theirs - its often women thinking i have to move for them.

Yoiull get disabled and olds blocking the way, children screaming and being annoying, women with prams, groups of youth acting like little faggots, drunkards begging for money OUTSIDE THE FUCKING BANK WHICH IS COVERED IN THEIR PISH AND VOMIT STAINS.

I feel like I'll crack anytime soon. I cant be around people without feeling a mix of discomfort and internal pure rage.

I feel as though people are moving obstacles. I never used to feel this way though.

Any of you feel the same and what do you do to help?

>keep getting an ad for some cape shit on twitch
reee fuck off it looks like shit

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>>39368348
oh god that reminded me
>girl I like
>just speaking to her normally
>she somehow mishears something I said as me asking her out
>tell her "no, I'm not asking you out"
>she blushes and goes "o-oh, okay..."
>walk away because it's super fucking awkward now
>tfw I actually really did want to ask her out
>tfw could have been smooth about it and turned it into me actually asking her out but I didn't because I'm autistic as fuck

Test is the worst tripfag on this board desu senpai

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>>39368382
>>39368395
L-lads, he's not here

>>39368417
Vocal minority of triggerd got normies

>>39368424
I'm feeling exactly the same way. Growing contempt and hatred for the general public. Especially women and coloured. I never used to be such a cunt but life's done this to me

>>39368427

Dang, that's unfortunate lad. For me I asked her over OKC as we've been talking for the last 2 days or so and really been hitting it off.

It's not gonna be for a few weeks which gives me time to prepare and not have a total anxious meltdown at the prospect of meeting her.

>>39368262
Pakis like being cucked by the BNP (Big Nordic Penis)

https://xhamster.com/users/shortdickpakiboy

>>39368463
He's posting on his phone obviously

>>39368372
t. new fag

>>39368367
i do does prefer the lads but he likes them both

>>39368390
https://www.citizensadvice.org.uk/scotland/family/living-together-marriage-and-civil-partnership-s/getting-married-s/

i suggest reading this.

and this is the defition of a waifu - Noun. (fandom slang) A fictional character from non-live-action visual media (typically an anime, manga, or video game) that one is attracted to and considers a significant other.

you should get a new waifu if she is underage or you're a pedo

I miss Ebin so much. /britfeel/ just isn't the same without him.

>>39368463
Shut the fuck up, ebin.

>>39368395
Not too bad. Yourself, ebin?

>>39368345
It's some stickerless one I bought ages ago. Couldn't tell you exactly but it was one of the more popular chinese ones. I basically just use beginners with F2L.

>>39368474
sorry, you were talking to her through OKC and you're surprised you asked her out and she said yes?

>>39368485
put your trip back on tilde lad

>>39368463
You can do much better anyway.

>You wake up tomorrow and the Russian 106th Guards Airborne Division is para-dropping in your town
wat do

>>39368463
you mr funny men. how would he watch his old man on twink porn
>>39368494
alri lad, i'm alri n ting

>>39368501

Yes. I don't exactly have what you'd call confidence. I've been single for 9 years this isn't exactly easy.

>>39368474
Oh I couldn't do all that with a girl off the internet. I tried Tinder once and I could barely manage to speak with most of the people I matched with, and even then none of them messaged me back. Yeah you've got time to prepare but you still don't know what she's actually like in person. Don't get your hopes up too much but good luck regardless

Thing is I know this girl from work, and I BARELY worked up the courage to add her on Facebook. So I mean I suppose I could ask her out over that, but I don't really like the idea of that to be honest. No matter how nervewracking it is in person, by principle I would really prefer to do it the traditional way

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I hear you're a cunt now, Ebin!

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>>39368463
did he destroy his pc because he got baited on here

i see the beginning of my plan is coming to fruition

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This is my dog.

His skin is white so why is his nose brown?

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>>39368546
>>39368463
Wait what? Was it overheating from the roasting I got last night?

>>39368542

wonder how he got interested in that type of thing

>>39368511
Ignoring the romance stuff he's a very important friend to me

I've been feeling bad that I can't do more for him

>>39368558
Really makes you think laddo

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>>39368497
>Couldn't tell you exactly but it was one of the more popular chinese ones

Well if you had the common decency, to go out and get yourself a proper job, and not hang around the flat all day like some vast slug, then perhaps I would have the opportunity to take my top off and wash it without the risk of you seeing my nipples!

>>39368579
Anything for you Xi.

>>39368573
Ever thought he doesn't deserve to have someone there for him?

>>39368570
Should we all be cunts now? What's the official line britfeel's taken on this?

>>39368542
I hear you're a cunt now, Graham Linehan!

>>39368567
im proud of you lad. we need more legal waifus in here.

>>39368570

Whats the official line britfeel is taking?

>>39368573
all piss taking aside, if you do feel that way the only thing you can do is be there for him. you can't force change upon somebody

Evens: I stop now
Odds: I go down the rabbit hole

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>>39368463
Sometimes I forget Ebin isn't just a character.

>>39368595
inb4 tilde says he's actually a really nice guy even though he's proven to be a horrible spiteful cunt just because he's nice to tilde

>>39368573
are you completely oblivious to the fact you're only obsessed with ebin because you talk a lot. you'd attach the same way to anyone.

that said, i'd happily see you marry him if it stopped you both ruining threads.

>>39368573
he deserves it all. i hope he is in pain.

>>39368629
Which hole is this then lad?

>>39368642
me too, hope he fucks off and lives in a forest or something

What does caviar taste like?

1: Kill myself tonight on stream
Anything else: keep shitposting on britfeel with my internet chums

>>39368670
Shite, just tasted like vinegar to me. But I had the canned paste stuff, not the black things Russian villains eat.

>>39368682
oo nearly.
better luck tomorrow lad

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>>39368483
Don't want to marry a child thanks
I guess I could but I prefer to post sagiri art desu.

So has ebin actually been bullied into ruining his laptop?
>>39368682
Shitpost away lad

>>39368620
>don't know who he is
>search him up
>recognise his face somewhere
>"appearance in I'm Alan Partridge"
Ohh right, I remember. The Irish TV producers on that one episode.
>DERE'S MORE TA OIRELAND DEN DIS

>>39368721
fuck off bullied.

>>39368727
He created father ted, and now he's unemployed and whinges on twitter 24 7

if I post with a gimmick enough can I get put in the OP image? I really want that to happen, it'd be my only achievement in life. Can this post be framed and put in somewhere?

what we listening to lads. hearing this for first time, and quite enjoy it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVWp8HEMXIc

>>39368736
Oh I'm all for it after what he did to me in the early hours of the morning, he upset me quite a lot actually. I struggle to believe that he is anything other than completely unsalvageable.

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Learn fluent mandarin without any resources in the middle of the jungle.

>>39368648
The kind of porn that makes you question your soul.

>>39368764
From 1901 and lizstomania fame
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IV1LUVMU7JQ

>>39368760
Please do this and put the post in a room, i might kill myself if after 2 years I don't get anything in to op pic

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>>39368748
>look at his twitter
>cover photo and first few posts about DRUMPF XD

>>39368463

In petrol or water?

>Ebin's suicide threat is actually a threat to break his computer
Britfeel makes me laugh more than anything on the tele.

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evening my m8s, sorry to read about all the drama in /britfeel/, is it over with now? can we go back to comfy threads?

>play vidya
>manage a few rounds of tekken
>too hot to continue

Hate summer. Noticed the leaves falling from the trees today. Cannot wait

>>39368721
I think he had a sort of breakdown from his personal situation desu

>>39368760
Just force a meme lad, seems to work

>>39368788
Eddy was based. His reaction to the chinese dude's comments were classic.

>>39368822
>In petrol or water?
Semen

think I might be getting sacked lads
how do I go out in a blaze of glory?
it's a bakery by the way

I'm a dirty homosexuals lads

>>39368831
>tfw when you're probably solely responsible for causing him to break his laptop

its what he gets for spoiling GOT

>>39368843
What if the meme is my post is screenshotted and framed in one of the windows?
PLEASE

>>39368857
have a shower then

>>39368862
Waste of windowspace desu.
If you make a good post worth quoting I'll put it in the Britfeel Times if that even means anything to anyone.

>>39368881
>britfeel times
What is that?

>>39368855
call it a fakery, it's the kind of insult that will stay with them

>Dad comes round
>Sees how I've replaced all the filthy ancient carpets
>Complains about how I'm ruining the place

>ebin has a meltdown
>his closest friend screenshots and posts a text so we can take the piss out of him more in the thread

based tilde

>>39368842
It will soon be time for crunchy leaf walks

>>39368881
Can you just screenshot my post and make it into one of the posters on the job centre?

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>>39368901
Something I might keep up because I'm a little bored at the moment. Requires a fair bit of effort because I struggle to think of content so I probably won't keep it up too long

>>39368923
Actually this particular post is pathetic enough it'd be good put in the picture as a poster.

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>>39368927

stop telling people ive been bummed, youre fake news

>RRRREEEEEEE

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>>39368920
I know!

I love autistically shuffling the leaves into a big pile with my feet

>>39368764
sat out having a spliff chilling to https://youtu.be/q-t5nBbGhPM

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I want death.

Hang me from a door knob.

>>39368927
Never knew nightwalk anon got bummed. Hope he's OK.

>>39368954
Chill out or I'll bum you myself

Need to rant lads. So I start at my top choice uni in 11 days. Even though I was going through the worse period of my life, somehow even more anxious and ashamed of myself than I was when I was doing gcses, and even my own parents didn't think I could do it, I actually got in. The problem is that I always assumed that if I got in, my problems would disappear- I got the good ending, and I would be able to let go of all my grudges and go to uni for a fresh start. Now that I'll be going to uni in less than two weeks, the reality's hit me that I'm still me. The plan was to improve myself over july and august, but as you can probably tell by this shitty rant, that didn't happen. I left myself notes to inspire myself into getting exercise (eg "2 months is 1/6th of a year") but all I did was buy some 5kg dumbbells and I haven't started jogging or really made any progress. I'm still as anxious as ever, I feel guilty just being in the house and have felt nervous all day over literally nothing, and eating with my family is torture- I don't understand them or normal fucking people at all, one of them'll start humming along to whatever's on the radio, yet I can't even gather the courage to speak up. I'm just not sure what to do; I've literally been wanting to improve myself for about 4 years now, and have been in the cycle of thinking "I'll improve myself over the summer" too many fucking times. I know I won't ever get out of this hole until I start improving, but I just can't get up and do it.

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>>39368954
Sorry lad, wrote it the night I guess you were impersonated. I did put "Anon thought to be Nightwalk anon" in suggestion as opposed to outright truth. Maybe that can be a little part of the new edition? Wrapping up the ballad of bumming.

>>39368995
>2 months is 1/6 of a year
Ffffuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkk

>>39368927
Next issue about britfeel civil war and Ebin's computer hiatus when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YytBjA0DcJY

These videos are well good. Oddly comfy, been watching them for hours.

I want to dress Tilde up as Kizuna AI

>>39369002
I know right, b in gcse maths coming through

>>39368965
tilde, please tell me what is going. im pretty worried that he is going to hurt him self or something. i consider him a friend even though i only speak to him anonymously.

>>39368965
Sounds cute desu. Would enjoy doing this with you.

>>39368986
Me too
>>39368995
I can sort of relate, it's gone in a flash, although I feel I've made good moves. I thought my stress would end if I got into uni but no, hell no if anything it got worse but I think I've planned out a few good routes to alternate through if it gets any more rocky.
>>39369005
Thursday, probably won't post in the stated 3-5pm time frame though as I've got stuff to do that day.
So probably 1pm or something if I'm awake then.