/britfeel/

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First for Scarborough September

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Evening lads, how are you all doing? Especially wagies on this bank holiday.

Any plans for the week?

Post waifus

Just did an arm workout. Dedicate it to the big man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW5QPjfJ7Vo

>>39364157
I hope wagies are doing okay! I really worry about them y'know...

>>39364157
fucking boiling, but perfect weather for a nice spliff. planning to go out to the park and smoke one a wee bit later

>>39364168
Still can't believe rich piano is rip.

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can you believe this shit is TAX PAYER FUNDED

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>>39364168
I hope it was an 8 hour arm workout or you have brought great shame on the 5 percenters everywhere.

>>39364176
I do too anon, imagine stressing out every day of the week whilst the boss is on your back every two minutes haha
its hell
>>39364179
I just went out to the shops to pick up some bits, came back and I was absolutely boiling. Had a jacket on which was probably a bad idea all things considered.

>>39364190
Genuinely sad. His videos got me into working out.
>>39364205
I didnt have enough scoops :(

Baelish "Littlefinger" dies
executed by Arya stark

>>39364234
>Littlefinger
what kind of a name is that?

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Inseminate a woman

>>39364234
got it all spoiler weeks ago anyway by the script leaks, fuck off anyway mould cunt

>>39364234
afternoon, ebin. hope you're doin' alright

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@39364234
edgy ebbo strikes again

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>>39364234
Fuck off paedo cunt hahaha

>>39364176
why, not like we have the stresses of dealing with the knobcentre. fucking hated that during my decade long NEET spell. as wagie I can afford to do what I want, don't stress about running out of money like I used to.
things aren't that bad lad

>>39364234
why did you spoil it you cunt? seriously, baiting can be funny but this is just a pure cunt

i dont like you at all anymore if this is a real spoiler

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After losing interest in gaming I've been so much more productive

>no more hundreds of bongs being spent on games
>got a part time job
>made enough money to get through next year of uni very comfortably
>started working out and eating right, noticing some gains already
>sorted out next years housing and all my housemates are very grateful to me
Everything's going well and I am very happy

>>39364283
Normies deserve to suffer, cuck

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>>39364203
Think Capaldi was okay saying that, or you think he cringed when he read the script?

Does anyone even watch the beeb anymore?

>tfw my kid is gonna come home at 15 with a black muslim gf(male).

I'm pretty liberal, but even I'm at the stage where we're living in a sketch satirising 'do gooders and political correctness.'

>>39364225
2 scoops lad.

But I'm not surprised he's dead, the surprise is he's lasted so long, but he was an okay guy. Outside of maybe that slapping the fuck out of Genova. I mean, Genova needed it, but he's still a spazz at the end of the day and slapping a spazz is like slapping a kid. Only fun when not on camera.

>>39364275
I was kidding. It was all made up!

>>39364234
>he cares what other people watch
hm

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>>39364234
Ebin isn't fucking around anymore

>>39364283
It's a real spoiler, watched it this morning

>>39364294
ey, rather be a normie than a bitter robot anyway. you probably cant even leave the house so we know who the real cuck is, mate.

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>>39364289
Nice going, lad. Always nice too see folk here changing their lives for the better.

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>>39364234
If this is an actual spoiler then you're an actual cunt ebin. I haven't gotten round to watching it yet.

THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU YOU CUNT. Just let people enjoy their normie things.

>>39364307
not too bothered because got is shite now anyway. still very cuntish of him and i dont like him at all now.

ebin is now my enemy

>>39364283
lmao
If you really cared you'd have watched already
bet you were too busy hanging out with friends you fucking NORMIE

>>39364289
Really pleased for you lad! What made your video game interest wane?

>>39364294
>defending the paedo that defends other paedos
typical, they do seem to merge together like a pack don't they?

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absolutely howling, I didn't think I'd even get a response for that

>>39364338
Just watch it u normie :^)))

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knew mouldylocks would use that pepe and get his e-peen enlarged by it

>>39364346
its the attitude behind it. if he spoiled anything i would think he is an absolute cunt

>>39364354
wont be howling soon lad. you have an enemy now.

>>39364354
You're pretty silly and dum if you didn't think you would boyo.

>>39364375
That's a fair point tbqh familia senpai
I respect you are opinion

>>39364328
Thank you! I hope I stay productive when I go back to uni in a month

>>39364347
I haven't been very excited for many new releases for years, other than a few indie games, so I haven't spent hundreds of hours playing the same game like I used to.

>>39364354
nymph hasn't caught up yet, you two are going to shit up the thread with drama in response to this.

>>39364354
pls record you laughing so I have something to wank to later

>pooey farm smell wafting into my room
quite nice desu

>the most fun ebin has had all month is ruining something for strangers on the internet because he doesn't like it
Can't even howl at this lads it's just sad

>>39364407
Im curious to see if even his laugh sounds pathetic

>>39364354
>tfw orbitors will defend this runt.

YES I MAD.

Friendship ended with ebin
Now Len is my new best friend

>>39364378
>>39364400
didn't think that many people had deluded themselves to liking that shit, it runs purely on normie hype. People only watch it because everybody else watches it so they have something to talk about, its quite sad.

Been wishing I had a (You)
Any (You) will do
It could come from you
The things that I'd do...

wonder how ebin would feel if he seen his nans corpse on his door step

>>39364452
t. Edgy GCSE student

No. people who find it really uncomfortable to watch / dislike got is pretty funny
Yet they all go along with it and pretend to enjoy themselves to make sure everyone knows they're into the cool current tv :D

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>normie sister might be getting sacked
>mummy won't stop telling me how great I am for having a job for almost a year

Feels really, really good anons!

New skirt and contour arrived too, wasn't expecting couriers to work a bank holiday haha

How've you all been then boys?

>>39364437
Winter's coming Ebin ;) 1

>>39364437
I thought most people watched it because of the books though. Sure more people would start watching after hearing if it was worth watching by those people, like any TV show.

>>39364452
Ebin is fucked up, his family is fucked up.
He's probably seen his nans fanny.

>>39364462
>spoils the most popular show at the minute because he thinks it's normie
>calls others edgy
haha, oh lad.

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>>39364440
What a beautiful poem. I'd probably read it if people didn't think my voice was homo.

>>39364440
Here's your (You), now show me your dick

>>39364437
Eh, tbf it started off good. It is shite but I can suspend my disbelief enough to enjoy it despite all the plot flaws. Kind of annoying the way it became a TV show and people like you became aware of it even though you don't watch it. Been following it for decades and in the space of 7 years it all turns to shit because grrm is a greedy bastard.

>>39364462
>spoiling tv shows for people
>not edgy

The mould could not get to you fast enough lad. hope you get some fucked up disease and die slow tbqj

>>39364474
Mummy, Ebin's being mean.

Reminder that ebin wouldn't hate game of thrones if his ex not-even-boyfriend Len didn't watch it

It's 6pm on a bank holiday how have you lads not sat down to watch the episode yet?

>>39364474
you can fuck off as well. cant believe you actually like ebin when he is clearly a bastard.

>>39364498
What's he done lad? Does mummy need to punish him again?

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>>39364289
Sounds great lad, keep working on it and keep doing us proud
>>39364234
>>39364354
Bit mean
>>39364474
>Normie sister gets sacked
>Tilde takes over as alpha fe(male) as she has a job and some loose plans for her future
>Plain sailing here on out

I've been alright desu, a little tired despite my long sleep.

>>39364474
Tried contacting some services but forgot it's bank holiday
FUCKING CUNTS

>>39364533
Spoiled game of thrones episode

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>Sat in my pants on my bed, eating a bag of tesco finest cookies drunk
>Bank holiday's are great

>>39364533
He spoiled game of normies and now everyone is upset. Please give him a slap and talking to.

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>>39364474
>having a job for a year is good.
It is to be fair lad.

If you can get past the first year, then you're good... or more so you're fucked and in it for the long haul.

Is your sister a tidy?
What do your sisters think of you being a bufty dress wearer?

>>39364514
Was planning to watch it with the misses lad, but she's working till 9pm.

>>39364533
>what as he done

go to the top. if you still like ebin you're a fucking idiot.

>biggest show in the world
>season finale was on last night
>'fans' still havent watched it
>think they can go on the internet and not get it spoiled
bloody casuals

>>39364558
>>39364530
Don't bother, these two will jerk each other off until the end of time

>>39364562
Desu they are to blame too. If it mattered to you that much you wouldn't go on 4chan where everything has been spoiled by cunts.

I'm really surprised people still like got or ebin.

>>39364569
i used to like ebin. now i genuinely dislike him and tilde too for believing he is an amazing person. i dont even watch got, its just obvious that he is a nasty bastard now.

will be baiting him and tilde in the future

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>neighbours having a barbecue near me and listening to pleb music outside

I wish I could live 2 miles from the next nearest human

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>>39364605
make sure you press the fact hes a kiddy fiddling fuck

Watching The Sopranos, don't spoil it for me! hoooooo

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>>39364090
>Comeback August will end
>Tfw achieved my comeback

>>39364562
>>39364583
You expect spoilers on certain boards and certain threads.

/britfeel/ use to be pretty bro tier, but ebin has slowly been ruining it for a while now and has just proper been a cunt.

Not even that made because I was spoiled last week about the dragon elsewhere, but I didn't expect it in a britfeels thread.

>>39364562
>what is a job
>what are responsibilities
I was well aware of the spoilers anyway but its the principle behind it really isn't it. Ruining things that people may care about is a dickhead move

>Tilde and Ebin
>Both molested as children
>Both cause chaos in britfeel

They're the same person or Tilde is Ebin's imaginary friend

>>39364437
Why did you watch it?

>>39364631
Kinda different lad. Tony dies

Also in the wire idris elba gets busted.

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hows been life treating you lads?

>>39364648
this. its also the fact that it was intentional.

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Post your face when you came back August

I don't wanna go to work.

someone go for me

>>39364613
having a bbq is fine, the music however is over the line

>Ebin too scared to post
Boy is shook

>>39364605
The two of them were half decent before they put the trips on
Rather does make one think

>>39364613
Your neighbours probably wish the same.

>>39364677
nice kevs
hes probably beating it to little children though

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wish everyday was a bank holiday, so many angry (you)s

>>39364669
Alright babes, I'll take the bullet for you.

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>>39364668
>Post your face when you came back August
me irl

>>39364555
Thank you lad. My sister is obese and quite ugly, my older sister is more attractive.

They don't know I'm a tranny yet haha

You been okay albarnlad?

>>39364549
>>39364554
>>39364558
Hmm that is a pretty low thing to do. At the same time though going online and expecting not to be spoilered is pretty dumb. Maybe on /tv/ it would have been okay but I don't think /britfeel/ is the place for spoilers. Shall be forcefully pulling back his phimosis if we meet up. Especially considering I was going to try GOT at some point

>>39364688
Don't you have a tranny to orbit kiddo?

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>>39364708
>Shall be forcefully pulling back his phimosis if we meet up

>>39364688
ebin, stop being a naughty boy

>tfw met younger brother's friend who's about 19 and thought he looked like prime trap material

anyone else had this feel? can't do anything about it, but if I had my way I'd keep him all to myself and make him turn into a girl, he was quite a pretty boy

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>>39364157
Just got home. All in all not the worst day though could have been better, will probably spend the rest of the day playing some vidya. Hope you lads are having a fine day

>>39364708
>At the same time though going online and expecting not to be spoilered is pretty dumb.

people have responsibilities and its the fact he purposefully spoiled it to be a cunt. it would have been fair enough if it was an accident. you're just trying to justify it because you're blinded by your lust. he is not a nice person at all. you're stupid for liking him. you could easily find a nicer lad if you tried.

>>39364708

Is this the downfall of the Tildebin bromance?

>>39364777
>anyone else had this feel?
no you bloody degenerate

>>39364708
Tell your older sister I said 'sup.

Do you think you'll ever tell them?... how will they react? What about your mum?

>you been okay
I've been getting by. Waiting on a transfer to another store from work though. Thought I was gonna be moving this week, but they need me to cover holidays for the next few weeks so I stupidly said yes because they are doing me a solid by moving me store. Mainly so I'm not around the goth bird, but also because I'm finna knock out a few pricks that were so called fucking mates.

>>39364688
You little rascal.

Going the shops. You boys want anything?

>>39364474
Evening, Tilde. Bit of a shit day, but I'm downloading the Destiny 2 beta. Big Hype

>>39364803

time machine pls m8

>>39364708
Whats your stance on parents having their 8 year old kids "come out" as transgendered, Tilde?

>>39364803
Get me a McChicken on the rocks

>>39364234
Lulz! Nice one Ebin lad, liked it a lot.

>>39364803
Ebin's fucking head.

Just kiddin'.
A cheeky wee bacon roll from the bakers wouldn't go a miss.

tfw u will never be good trap material

>>39364803
get me some fags please mate

>>39364824
why's that lad? too big?

>>39364176
>>39364157
Got an extra day off so in full comfy mode today still

Hope you lads are doing well

>>39364803
Can of tango and a cream egg please

>>39364836
I'm tall and got real wide shoulders senpai
life is suffering

>>39364824
>>39364836
>>39364863
>tfw 6ft2 and hairy as fuck
I would love to be a trap on the sly, or just try it at least

>>39364778
Not too bad then, what vidya do you plan on playing? I might no life some more GTA:SA myself.
>>39364803
Get me some Krave, not had it in months and months.
>>39364837
Lucky lad
I'm doing well, you seem to be aswell.

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>>39364824
https://youtu.be/YLCm9lP-3Uk

Lad, it's not hard to be good trap.
Just make it catchy as fuck.

>>39364820
Whats one of them?

>>39364835
What kind lah?

>>39364824
Good ffs. Becoming a living fetish for fat lonely prison gays isnt a good thing

>>39364803
Durlex extra large 12 pack, I'm having a water balloon fight later today, want to make sure my girl gets nice a wet

This stealth section in shenmue is really fucing tricky, lads

>>39364879
marlboro golds, mate

>>39364883
i want to play shenmue again. i just cant be ased setting up my dream cast. maybe some time next month. i also hate the game cases for europeon games.

>tfw there is an actual pedo in this thread

disgusting

>>39364883
>>39364906
What's the script with Shemnue 3?
I could easily google, but why when I can start a wee convo here?

>>39364927
Are you talking about me? because if youre not theres now 2

>>39364906
Play it using nullDC. It's what I'm doing. It's pretty good and it doesn't take long to set up

>>39364874
Probably just play some more cities skyline like I have been. Gonna have to start over though because I accidentally deleted my last game

>>39364898
get a load of mr money. get us a pack of rothman blues, please lad.

>>39364927
Crumpet isnt online yet

>>39364947
alri ebin no need to deflect your paedophilia onto others

>>39364927
Len? we've known for a while.

>>39364790
No, I don't think we'll ever fall out desu

>>39364797
I'm going to tell them eventually, hopefully this year. Think my mum and older sister would be fine with it, younger one might bully me

You should post more lad. You're very interesting and I like your posts

>>39364813
Good evening anon! Hopefully vidya might cheer you up. Try to smile lad!

>>39364816
I don't think they should be allowed hormones until they're a teenager, I'd say 16 should be the benchmark desu

>latex fetish
>new T-Swizzle vid
cor blimey

>>39364973
>I don't think they should be allowed hormones until they're a teenager, I'd say 16 should be the benchmark desu
Glad Tilde isn't autistic like some appear to be
At 8 I didn't fully understand what my dick was even for other than pissing

>>39364880
but I want it so bad

>I don't think they should be allowed hormones until they're a teenager, I'd say 16 should be the benchmark desu
That's surprisingly reasonable. Most trannies I speak to are all for it as this wonderful thing that kids are being fed hormone pills before they even hit puberty. The age should be 18 at least though. I wouldn't trust 16 year old me to vote, let alone make such a big decision that would personally affect my whole life.

>>39364993
Trannies will say (because they're not biased at all) that hormone blockers are a safety cushion so even if they're not sure they want to have a sex change, they at least have the option of which puberty to go through

so their choices become
>manly woman
>manlet, piss-weak, osteoporosis "man"

>>39364968
>>39364947
>>39364934
im talking about ebin. you lads need to lurk more. he admitted it a few days back.

>>39365017
you want what so bad? to get your face used to catch cum like a bit of bog roll?

>>39365029
How is ebin in any way a paedo?

>>39364930
I don't know much about it. Yu Suzuki said he wants to narrow done the story on Ryo and Shenhua

>>39365017
So you become a cumsock for a couple of years until you're too old and just look like a gross tranny? Even people who actually take hormones and get surgery done dont pass most of the time. Traps are a retarded meme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66BYgSA6vRc&index=1&list=PL0vcsrxTSWngo66jz_QMFG4p06a8UhwZL

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>>39364234
Good thing I dropped this series since the last season.

The latest one seems to be a steaming pile of hot garbage.

>>39365057
>How is ebin in any way a paedo?

i didnt ask for details lad.

Do I break up with my girlfriend if I'm moving 2 hours away

>>39365041
sort of yeah
I think there's a bit more to it than that for me personally but I could just be dillusional

>>39365069
Yeah being a freaky lookin thing that can't pass even if it tried is basically what ultimately scares me off anyway

>>39365081
Yes, and get with me instead.

>>39365081
Yes, she will immediately hop onto the cock carousel.

>>39365057
he touches kids, mate.

>>39365069
>>39365088
Also god damn that voice
I'm not a talented enough voice actor to be happy with myself anyway

>>39365109
Can you show me on the doll where he touched those kids?

>>39365088
>I think there's a bit more to it than that for me personally
Because you feel you've failed as a male and becoming a qt gril would be an escape.

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>>39365121
>H-Here dad

>>39365057
He likes an anime girl with massive tits. You know, the kind kids dont have.

>>39365090
She won't honestly because she's way too serious. Bloody hell we're 18 and she fucking plans our life like we're married already

I got a video with Ebin's voice in. I think:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhFyImGkmZM

The vid is on the channel he uploaded the vid of his Mazda crap box not starting on. It has a ton of other weeb shit and sounds like he uses very similar expressions.

There used to be a pedo on /sp/ who worked with children. Grim.

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I don't remember which anon recommended Natsume Yuujinchou to me but thanks. Almost done with first season and it's been real comfy.

>>39365129
eeeeeeeeeeeeee
Maybe you're right anon, but my feelings won't subside all the same

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>>39365161
Do you have the BBC?
orig

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How can I take my chilli to the next level lads? I've added some extra cumin but its not quite there yet.

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>>39365169
>look on his channel
>liked videos
>kpop

>>39365081
Why are you moving 2 hours? Uni?
Chances are you're going to meet someone new there anyway and cheat on her and break her heart, so maybe.
Also, she'll start feeling left out and wont click with your new college mates so she'll seek comfort elsewhere.

If you love the girl, don't dump her, but if you have to ask, then the answer is yes, get it done now, while she cna still argue and bitch. It will be worse if you leave and do it because she wont have anyone to aim her anger at and get it all out.

>>39365194
Oh, you're not meant to add cumin, you're mean to add cum in!

>>39365191
Na just your average pale sausage

>>39365178
Might've been me desu

If you haven't already seen it, Mushishi is incredibly comfy as well

>>39365208
Sound advice anon, I'm just scared.

While I'm not attracted to her physically anymore and often whines and bitches she can be good company. I'm worried I'm going to miss that and I've no one to replace that. My friends are loners too busy playing games to chat

>>39364338
>>39364283

>steaming pile of garbage

there's a brief summary spoiler of next season, lad

>>39365232
Thanks, but I think it'll take a while before I finish this series. There're like over 60 episodes in total.

Totally comfy.

Went to a carboot today lads. Liked watching all the pakis fight over secondhand clothing while i ate a bacon and sausage cob

You lads seen the leaked episodes of Curb your enthusiasm?

Thought they were a bit weak desu.

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>looked out of upstairs window
>saw neighbor girl sunbathing in a bikini
>she had a mirror pointed at her face so I think she saw me

She was asking to be seen, right?

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>>39365169
>"I hope that's a bird and not a person otherwise I'm gonna be driving off"
Imagine being so fucking damaged that a jogger 600 meters away makes you park your car somewhere else. What a fucking belter this lad is

>>39365284
Wave to her. If anything, she's asking for it.

>>39365284
how did she react when you got your cock out?

>>39365281
Larry David is killed
Jeff executes him at brunch

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>>39365248
>steaming pile of garbage
Spoiler for the rest of your life lad. and mine.

>>39365300
he's just a pathetic drama queen

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>>39365026
I mean they should know right, what possible reason could someone who chose to make irreversible changes to their body have to push others into following in their footsteps

>>39365318
ain't clicking that shit niBBa

I want to nut in some femlad's boipucci

>>39365347
Daas gay mane.

>>39364234
Thanks lad, I don't watch this shit but its always good to know how to trigger the sort of people who watch GOT

Should I get a McChicken or a Big Tasty?

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>>39365347
>hurr durr retarded shit meme

>>39365306
>>39365309
I heard her go back inside and tell her mum something, then I went and got my sun lounger out and started sunbathing too.

>>39365347
I hope you pronounce boipucci the correct way, it's like "bwah poochy"

>>39365368
McChicken duh.

What film should I watch:
raw
the red turtle
a girl walks home alone at night
scicario

>>39365368
mcchicken. big tasties are fucking grim

>>39365389
The Lion King 2

>>39365389
You should walk a girl walking home alone at night IRL.

Bonus point if you dress like a creep and stalk her.

>>39365194
cayenne pepper my lad!

>>39365347
>I want to get my dick covered in a guys shit while his balls slap around and he grunts like a sailor
Tee hee!

>>39365334
alri len you're certainly triggered tonight haha

>>39365389
>inb4 ebin spoils all three

>>39365389
>scicario
Only one of those I've seen. Good movie.

>>39365194
square of dark chocolate, thank me later

http://www.strawpoll.me/13808471

>>39365420
>being this salty
huu

I move away for a new job as a stock broker later this week lads. Got myself a new suit today online.

Come back August worked for me.

Finally escaping this shithole.
Gonna make myself some beans on toast and if I'm still cravin' it's Dominos for me.

How's everyone's bank holiday been?

>>39365401
are you blind i didnt list this

>>39365420
i doubt ebin has the attention span to watch a movie

>>39365404
aint looking to get locked

>>39365389
Is scicario a sci-fi film with Daddario starring ?

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>>39365414
Thats is exactly what I want.

>>39365169
Ebin is Mark Owen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZp2IUHhkpY

Do all lancashire lads speak like they're autistic?

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>>39365436
Good luck in your new job, mate. Nigel Farage was a stock broker, too, interestingly enough. Just felt like sharing that.

>>39365449
it's the one about the mexican border drug smuggling shit with benny del toro

>>39365441
Pretty sure he once posted about it taking him 3 hours to watch 25 minutes of a film.

>>39365436
More like cock smoker haha

>>39365169
how new are you lads who haven't seen this?

>>39365479
>Nigel Farage was a stock broker
No he wasnt. He worked buying and selling metals.

>>39364474
pretty good, tided my room after fuck knows how long, taking it easy with a spliff and cup of tea

>>39365414
I want to do some foul shit desu lad

I want to totally emasculate some poor cute fella with a fetish for dressing up as a girl

I'm down for destroying every last closeted ounce of masculinity out of his body through sexual degradation and taking ownership of his newly feminised body through mass cummies

>>39365467
Please let me lick your feet.An

>>39365518
what strain you smoking, lad?

>>39365529
>newly feminised body
Well I hope your fantasy involves surgery and hormones otherwise he's still just a skinny faggot.

>>39364945
rothmans are nasty lad, get pouch of baccy instead

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All the fags, GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE

Listening to that xxxtentacion album because it's only 20 minutes long. It's a bit bollocks.

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Leave Ebin to me.

>>39365555
I cant deny those kevs can I?

new ebin blog is up lads haha

>>39365558
nothing speical lad, just standard homegrown

>>39365408
thanks lad, just added some. just what it needed
>>39365425
I've heard this is good, don't have any unfortunately
>>39365211
;)

>>39365599
I've been working on my Ebin impression, might do a bedtime blog read

>>39365569
>>39365529

he's still a skinny even faggot after the operation though

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>>39365571
>bauccy
>tfw smoked drum rolly once.
Never again lad. I quit smoking that day.

>>39365574
>xxxtentacion album
>bit bollocks
Lad, it's fucking terrible.
lil yachty, lil uzi vert, lil peep, lil pump, xxxtetacion, kodak black, Rae Sremmurd and the other mumble core rappers are actual trash. They're meant to be added to your playlist ironically until you hear them enough times you actually stop hating them and find yourself bouncing to them.

>tfw unironically have mixtapes from all above mentioned artists. The worst part is I know they are fucking terrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmJefsOErr0

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what did ebin mean by this? i thought he was straight and just pretending to be gay

PSA: A lot of small to medium ASDAs close at 8PM go get your tea and alcohol fuck off ebin if you don't live with mummy

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>>39365590
Oh you shan't be getting your foul hands anywhere near him

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what up sick cunts

WHEN THE FUCK IS SUMMER GOING TO END I FUCKING HATE THIS WEATHER

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>>39365590
Leave Lens cock and arsehole to me

>>39365603
wish i could grow my own. nowhere to do it in london without it being super obvious

>>39365654
drum is enough to turn anyone off smoking, sorry you had to go through that

>>39365724
ebin's going to fucking murder you, lass

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>>39365724
did you have a good bank holiday
yes or no

>>39364234

testing to see if this post is real

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>>39365706
I'm going to wring his fucking neck

>>39365706
Your waifu fights? I thought she was just some princess character.

>>39365737
this kills the ebin

>>39365724
She's so bland looking I cant tell if this is another Sophie picture

>>39365654
I actually don't mind some of those mumblecore rappers but this album is trying to be deep but is the most shallow thing I've heard in awhile. Guy's a scumbag and a talentless hack.

>>39365706
your boyfriends has already suck a few cock

see this >>39365675

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>>39364090
surprise surprise 160

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>>39365764
yes
and you?

You lads read about the australian mesh lawsuit? a vagina implant to aid child birth made it impossibly painful to have sex.
doctors told them to take it up the arse instead, and theyre fuming about it. pretty funny.

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>oneitis just called me a psychopath

hahaha nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JrcvgLl47U

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>>39365820
i'm scottish
originally

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>>39365822
>doctors told them to take it up the arse instead
Based aussies.

Why the fuck are you lads posting pics of a young girl? Fuck off you creeps.

>>39365828
Green text it lad, cmon now

>>39365772
Just try it, runt~

>>39365778
Yep. She fights anon! You should watch Magi desu

>>39365808
Guess he will be sucking one more haha

>>39365747
Drum is the bauccy choice of old men who know their lungs are already ruined.

>>39365805
Ixxx just comes off like a proper basic emo bitch in high school writing poetry in her journal.

lil peep is just as bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyJCEUcDsLU

>>39365590
>>39365737
>>39365772
>Posting little girl and boy anime characters

nonces

>>39365875
How old is she lad? Shan't be having any paedos in here

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>>39365847
was it good day anyway
yes or no

>>39365875
>>39365898
it's a boy you fucking bigots

>>39365898
ebin sometimes posts pictures of an underage girl wearing nothing but her bra and knickers. he is a pedo mate, he likes kids.

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>>39365916
yes
You have been muted for eight seconds, because your comment was not original.

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Anyone else used to skin up with headquarters? Saw a packet in a shop recently and couldn't believe how fucking massive they are.

>>39365937
ebin touched my knob when i was a lad. i have flashbacks of it every night

>>39365937

>Tons of waifunonces post their waifus
>Ebin was the only one to move away from that shit
>You pick on him of all people

>>39365611
well done my boy - makes it super hot but great on a day like today!

>>39365654
Lil Peep is dope though. Everyone else you lsited is trash, i agree

>>39365951
i miss those so much. whereabouts did you see them?

>>39365972
>Implying you aren't talking to a waifuposter
They have little gang fights

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Please stop posting these cute girls, its giving me anxiety

>tfw watching old game "playthrough with commentary" videos from 10 years ago i loved as a kid

anyone else do this?

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>>39365937
Ebina: 16 year old with massive tits and a developed body

Kagamine Len: A small boy shotacon vocaloid

Sakurako (sakulads waifu): 13 years old

Len+Saku = both give off predatory ultra positive pedo vibes
Ebin = Brutal honesty

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This woman is 50. White boys btfo

>>39365972
>>39365988

>implying ebin can ever reform

you sound like a dirty bush dodger, stay right there while I inform guardians of the north about this thread

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>>39365948
excellent
originally posted

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>>39365999

Len+Saku confirmed as nonces

>>39365951
nah. I use raw. just about to do 1 now then attempt to tidy the house.

>>39365999
>Calls people paedos
>Automatically assumes people like a character for sexual reasons even though the character is underage

stop projecting

Nymph's waifu is by far the biggest paedobait

>>39365972
>implying ebin does not deserve to be bullied out of britfeel

he is a cunt and i am going to pick on him as much as i want. i dont know how you can like him after how much of a bastard he is.

>>39365999
>Blood type

>>39366030
>Stop projecting
>Only date each other because they found their respective underage anime character calling cards attractive

I don't believe i'm the one projecting here

>>39366040
Fuck off to wetherspoons normie

>>39365999
>Ebina: 16 year old with massive tits and a developed body
>ebin believes if this grass on the field play ball
ew call 999

new to /britfeel/, what is comeback august?

>>39366040

You can try, but ebin won't leave, no matter how much you try to bully him.

Why shouldn't I like him anyway?

>>39366040
Ebin is a cunt but I don't believe he is a pedo

>>39366030
>like a character for sexual reasons

But anon, that's a big part of having a waifu/husbando desu

>>39366046
>Only date each other because they found their respective underage anime character calling cards attractive
>Only talk off 4chan where they can't post anime images
Hmm

>>39366040
Waifuposters have tried to chase him out for over 2 months, he's not going anywhere due to one poster m8

>>39366052
a complete failure

>>39365999
they are all nonces. at least len does not trip so i dont have to be constantly reminded that i am in a thread with a dirty pedo cunt

16 year old girls should not be sexualised in the manner presented by ebins waifu. he is encouraging pedophilia. he is a dirty nonce

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>>39366052

No you're not new to britfeel, you're just tying to streer the thread

>>39366064
I'd really like to see you creampie your waifu, Tilde.

>>39366061
its just banter laddy

Wish tilde and ebin would actually meet up so tilde can see what an unpleasant little cunt he is.

Lolifeel

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>>39366065
>implying they won't hold printed anime face pictures up to their face when they speak

>>39366074

16 year olds are fine m8

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>>39366052
Get ready for surprise surprise september

>>39366080
it was banter martin harmless banter

>tfw this was unoriginal

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RED ALERT

I just saw my first vagina in the neighbors garden, it had a landing strip type bush and was dark haired.

>>39366091
don't spoile /ebinfeel/ mate

>>39366094
Christ, I wouldn't put it past them.

I unironically have thought len and saku are nonces, saku has a predatory vibe where he lies and manipulates to get what he wants and len has that overly fake thing going about him. Only someone who wants to bum children would say friendo and bud repeatedly unironically.

Len said saku and him had "something in common" which came as a surprise to him (hmm) and also was super secretive and vague over his fetish

>>39366088

I can't wait for Scarborough September

>>39366110
resist it lad
stick with the BP

>>39366119
And given I've been correct about everything else I've said for months I'd be worried.

>>39366046
>Fuck off to wetherspoons normie
>implying i am not a neet and being a normie is a bad thing

i am on here just as much as you lad, so you can fuck off you dirty pedo cunt. you cant even wash yourself. i bet you have given kids all sorts off diseases you horrible bastard. you probably travel to the park in your shit car and spy on kids

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>>39366119
I honestly don't know if you're being retarded by accident or on purpose anymore

>>39366119
I read your blog. Good stuff. While I can't claim to understand I can empathise with your situation. There have been many times I've felt I can only move forward with external help. Sadly I was proven right and I hope you receive some sort of help soon.

>>39366074
>16
Nice bait
originally

>>39366131
Its like someone switched a switch because now all I want to do is fap. I even considered going round there for a moment.

>report your comeback august
Got a job making sandwiches, so no longer NEET. Next thing on list is to book a trial lesson at a martial arts gym.

>>39366143
fuck off back on facebook then, your typing style and post content is on the same level as a middle aged builder on facebook or in the daily mail comments. Nothing of worth just a misguided moral crusade and fake outrage to seem macho with the lads

>>39366119
So you online dated a pedo? And then got upset when he left you for another person?

interesting.

>>39366058
>Why shouldn't I like him anyway?

he spoils tv shows for people out of spite. he is a nasty lad. go to the start of your thread but be warned, there is a spoiler. you're must be a nasty person yourself to like him

Anyone else want to die?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th59Viesjt0

>>39365999
>Kagamine Len: A small boy
ah yes but you see although hes said to be 14 years old within the fiction of the character he's a computer programme and thus completely incorporeal

>>39366119
Len would def play with a little kids willy

>>39366161

Massively renovated my house, made good strides towards gaining another qualification (HSK3, Exam in September). Not much else, but I'd say that's fair enough for a month

>>39366184
you type like a fucking child grassing to a teacher "t-the n-nasty m-man said s-something that u-upset m-me"

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>>39366192
>This is what being "liberal" has become

>>39366143
you got destroyed lad, sounds like you need to take Ebin's advice >>39366162 and CHIN UP

>>39366192
It's not a kids show, it's aimed for adults who are dumb as fuck.

>>39366213
what happened to the reddit put down, why has lord ebin changed it to facebook

>>39366184

Oh well, it's not the end of the world, I'd personally be very internet avoident if I hadn't seen a show.

Tilde please come back

Anyone else unironically love Tilde? Shes smart, loyal, redpilled and has a sense of humour.

Tilde what would it take for you to be my gf?

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>>39366213
>they have animu school girl/boys(traps) as waifus
>not QT goth birds who are of adult age.

really want tilde to wank me off with her feet haha

>>39366258
a miracle. that poster is male

>>39366258

He's got a good sense of humour, I'll give him that

>>39366162
you're the cunt here with a facebook account. you're so sad that you stalk your class mates and flip out in a rage because you cant manage to move forward with your life. no one likes you here lad. you're a laughing stock. you're just a clown for our amusement. only reason tilde likes you is because she is mentally ill and you're one of the only people that has given him the time of the day. no sane person would like you. even your own parents would rather see your rot away than get your help.

>misguided moral crusade

coming from a tit that gets a thrill out of upsetting people. you cant talk about morals at all. you're a perfect example of how people with shit lives do nothing but take their anger out on other people.

>>39366258
Kill Ebin and steal whats his lad.