BONE CHILLING PHRASES

>>39362188
(while having not shaved in weeks and wearing only boxers) *ding dong!*

>"You don't understand her pain anon, you never had a girlfriend, you never had a chance to go to a college course in high school, it's not like you've even had a job either"
-My Father, 2 months to therapy after I tried to commit suicide while my sister was going through a stint with her boy friend.

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>"Anon, you're NOT funny"

>"it's penis inspection day, anon"

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>Overhear women talking
>"He's cute but he's a virgin, so no haha.."

>>39362252
Wholy ffuck I think I'd kill myself if someone said that to me.

>>39362323
>telling people you're a virgin
You brought this upon yourself

>>39362252
>>39362337
>Tell friend I'm sad that I'm still a virgin
>"Dude why do you care? You're not entitled to lose your virginity. Even if you're a virgin at 40 you have no right to be sad"
>He lost his virginity at 16

>>39362374
>Thinking that virginity is possible to hide

You must be fucking oblivious

>>39362323
>He's cute
pls leave

>>39362406
Being moderately physically attractive is of literally ZERO benefit if you are an autist like me

>>39362188
>September 1st is on Friday

>ummmm yeah I don't really do THAT anymore. I had my sort of "slut" phase, and I'm past it, and I'm just not really into you "that way"...

Fucking women. I know it's because she's fucked every lanklet fuck above 6'2" already and can't bring herself to fuck anyone that's below a foot taller than her

"Why do you always look sad"
> its just my resting face and I've lost the will to smile

>"anon, are you gay?"
>tfw heard that the day after overhearinghearing my parents talking shit about gays

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>"He's kinda cute, but not THAT cute"
>"Maybe he'd make a good house pet. He's so small and kinda cute I guess."
>"Omg Stacey he looks like your relative! Go talk to him him! Stacey#2: Eww no"

Just somethings I've heard girls say while they were walking behind me

>>39362255
this one used to really hurt me too... guess it was because that was my 'thing' i could at least hold on to

>laughing in the distance

>People laughing in public
Look I know they're probably not laughing at me, but they're totally laughing at me behind my back.

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>Ugly girl wants to give you a hug
>another uggo confeses her feelings to you over facebook

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>>39362694
>>39362702
>look over
>laughing stops

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>>39362694
>>39362702
>>39362771
And then people ask me why I don't go out more often. God fucking dammit.

>>39362309
I've never ever heard about this here in Europe. Is that an american thing? What the fuck? What's the fucking point

>>39362717
Appreciate the fact that girls have actually took interest in you. Not many others are as lucky as you...

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>"How come you never say anything in the group chat anon?"

>>39362841
But I don't want girls. I want qt boys.

>>39362867
>leave group chat
>"You've been added to group chat by Chad"

>>39362836
It helps with the census and checks for STDs In some colleges you must wear and STD badge

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>>39362926
The fuck? Are you people insane?

>>39362867
I fucking hate group chats. We've got one at work and either the conversation is nothing to do with me or if it is the pressure to post something normal is too high and by the time I've thought of some thing it's moved on. Plus you've got to get your fucking gif game on steroids, got to post something funy but it can't in any way be used to tie you to this shit hole.

>>39362965
>trying to have a wank
>chad to group: LOL
>chad to group: HAHAHAHAHA

>>39362309
>penis inspection day
>school tries something different
>all the guys can go to the gym on campus whenever they want for two days
>I didn't go
>hear a knock on my dorm room door
>look through peephole
>it's my RA
>let her in
>two campus security guys and some old fat mexican nurse lady quickly come in
>one security guy locks me in place
>other one pulls down my pants
>mexican fondles my balls and uses her bare fingers to move my dick around
>RA watches the entire time
>why'd you trick me Sara

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>>39362188
>I just don't see you that way anon
>You're such a nice guy, you won't be alone for long you'll see
>There shoud be more guys like you Anon

You think these are cliche until you hear them. Happend to me too many times.

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>>39362188
>"How did you lose your virginity, anon?"

>>39362188
> "I told you not to talk to me. I'm blocking you on everything Anon. Goodbye."

Mt oneitis said this to me after leading me on for three years. It broke me for a long time and now I have trouble showing anyone any affection at all.

>be in gifted
>teacher hands everyone a recommendation letter to get into some gifted program in hs
>didn't get one
>she looks at me and says "not you anon" while shaking her head

>>39362836
It's just a meme to draw out new people who don't lurk enough

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>>39363144
It's not hard to be a pretend non-virgin if you're somewhere where people don't know.

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>>39363165
>Be British
>Think that I'm smart
>University applications coming up
>Smart kids applying to Oxford
>Tell teacher I want to apply to Oxford
>"Anon, you can't. No. You won't handle it."

FUCK YOU MR DANIELS YOU CUNT

>>39362222
hahaha holy shit

quadriceps of absolute truth

>Hi

Ultimate original post.

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>>39363212
>It's not hard to be a pretend non-virgin if you're somewhere where people don't know.

Yeah, I have a consistent story. Lying is just tiring after a while.

>Hey anon... i want to confess my feelings... i'm in love with the guy that shares your name

The guy had a long term gf

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>>39363212
>>39363355
wtf how do you make your sex stories believable tell me your secrets

i always end up telling the truth because whats more cringy than claiming you had sex when its obvious to everyone that you're lying

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>Friends start talking about sex or girls in general
>Staying silent and out of the conversation because i'm the only kv

This happens too often.

>arrive at best friends birthday party
>hear "what the hell is anon doing here"
>"shit i must have accidentally invited him"
>out of spite joined in and kept myself the center of attention like a fucking autist thinking i would ruin his day
>was a great party

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>what do you like to do in your free time?

>oh uhh, you know, hanging out with friends and stuff.

>>39363551
Make them as bland as possible

>>39363645
I never even know what to say to that, end up stuttering and say "all kinds of stuff"

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>>39363610
>Get invited to birthday party over Facebook
>Something like 80 people invited
>Not sure whether I was actually meant to be invited or if they just invited bulk of friends list

>>39363551
The main thing you need to do is keeping it vague. One of the things you could also do is making it seem like something you're not proud of (Because they're only asking you about your virginity, not sex life). For example:

>Oh man, it was back when I was at <insert random place to sound believable> with <someone who's plausible to be drinking with you but someone nobody from the people you're talking to has any chance of contacting the person. Your dad would be a nice choice usually.>. We drank a lot. I drank a bit too much actually haha. We went <somewhere where drunnk peple are> and from now on I only remember small fragments. <Now insert a girl that would sound believable>.

There done. But I'm much better at this in my native language.

>>39362188
>Oh, you don't have a partner? I guess you can work by yourself then.

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>Confessed my feelings to my oneitis
>She replies with "HAHA is this a joke?"

I'm still scarred

>>39363554
>friends
GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW YOU NORMALFAG

>"no anon we would rather not work with you on this group assignment, we really need this grade"

End up with a 10 while they got a pity 7.
Hurt as fuck because those were the only people in class who'd i consider even aquaintances

>First year of high school
>One of the only black kids in school
>Big kid so nobody ever talks shit to my face
>Have no friends so try to join the anime club
>Talk to the leaders of it, think we can be friends
>Overheard them calling me a nigger and making fun of my stutter the next day

My parents must be retarded.

When I was bullied at school:
>Stop paying attention to them and they will surely stop beating you.


>Anon, why did you fight? Violence is never the answer.
Yet he used to beat the crap out of me when I was I child...

>Yes, your sister got a 500$ bike for Christmas and you got a 10$ chess board, what are you trying to imply?

>>39363750
>You like me only because I'm the only girl you're close to
>besides, I don't think you'd be up for a relationship with me
>we can still be friends if you want

I drank myself unconscious that night. The day after I said to her that I couldn't bring myself to be her friend after that. She wasn't too moved.

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>Anon, what you've been doing all those years?

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>Talking with friends about a girl i'm interested in
>Everyone smiles
>"Fuck anon we thought you were gay, that's great!"

Guess not even my friends take me seriously

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>>39363805
>making fun of my stutter
Iktfb. Kids used to make fun out of my stuttering too. That's why i'm still a virgin.

>"hey anon, what are laughing at on your phone?"
>"show us, show us!"

Why cant my coworkers undertstand me being on 4chins at work means i dont want to interact with them

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>>39363773
>Implying that kissless virgins magically become normalfags by having male friends

Being a kissless virgin with friends is pretty much no better. You have to watch your normie friends succeed with girls. So shut up nigger.

>anywhere with family
>"are you seeing someone?"
>"n-no"
>"don't worry anon, your time will come"
The didn't make any effort to make it sound the slightest bit cincere

>>39363815
I was too young to drink at the time, so i cried myself to sleep instead.

I'm kinda weak-willed so i'm still "friends" with that girl, at least you had the balls to cut ties anon, i respect that.

>>39363805
This one hits me fucking hard, trying to join something and getting shit on by some fuckers

>>39363815
>>You only like me because I'm the only girl you're close to
It's probably true though, isn't it

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>Sorry anon, I'm busy today.
Only made better by several people telling saying it in one day. I just want friends.

>crush leans in
>"what music are you listening to anon?"
>looks at phone
>"...oh"
>keeps distance

>>39363610
>best friends birthday party
>"shit i must have accidentally invited him"

Your best friend says that?

>>39363165
Honestly, if there was ever a time I wanted to cry in public, it was this.
>be in high school
>advanced math
> teacher comes over to me after class one day
>"Why do you do this to yourself, Anon? You obviously aren't cut out for this class."

>>39363948
Maybe he was just trying to look cool

>>39363948
I thought he was,
We hung out since i transfered to that school and he introduced me to all my other "friends"

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>"oh no, I have to sit next to anon"

BITCH I AM A HUMAN BEING JUST LIKE YOU

>>39363925
>I just want friends.
But maybe there were really busy?

>>39363968
Nah i started noticing he really didnt care at all, felt like chibi at caveman's speedrun

>>39363975
That's a shitty best friend if you ask me. Have you talked to him about it?

>>39363982
not in the eyes of normies you are.

>>39363905
Do it Anon, you'll feel like shit for a time while she will miss you and then you'll slowly realise how much better you feel without that soulcrushing feeling to have her so close yet so far.

>>39363921
Yhea, probably. I don't care why I had feelings for her, they were authentic, whatever was their origin. I tend to distance myself from any girl that get too close now.

>nobody likes you anon
>anon you're weird
>anon just get out
>lol who invited anon

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not really a bone chilling sentence but
>tfw girl ignores you because you lack decisiveness
I was writing with her each day for about 3 months.

>>39363815
You did the right thing. Drink and defriend that roastie.

Just happened
>long story made short: fucking retard brother lost hotel room key, i walked all over a foreign town looking for it alone with nothing found.
>absolutely pissed and tell him he can go fix this shit

>mom explains to stepdad withiut addressing me "these kinds of situation are too complex for anon to handle, hahahaha"
>"want me to go with you to the reception and ask for another key anon?" Holds out hand
I'm fucking 19 and my mom isn't even going to cover up that she thinks i'm a fucking retard

>>39363815
No, you don't like me because I don't have the right personality and/or don't look attractive enough. I've heard that same kind of thing from several girls. Next time that happens to me I'm saying that and immediately cutting contact.

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>>39363966
Something similar happened to me in highschool
>Teacher asks us about our hopes for the future
>Everyone needs to stand up and say something
>My turn
>"I'll be a lawyer someday and have a family"
>I was just trying to sound as normal as possible
>She says "Don't let your feet off the ground anon, to be a lawyer you need to actually graduate highschool"
>Everyone laughs
>Almost cried but managed to play it off

BITCH MY GRADES WERE AVERAGE, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

>>39362532
crying-pepe-with-pocket-watch-flying-behind-him.jpg

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>>39363988
Right, and they really did just forgot to invite me to the 30 parties-in-a-row, and they just pretended to forget my birthday as a prank, and they just didn't have money to go to a concert with me.

>>39363551
>>39363551
>wtf how do you make your sex stories believable tell me your secrets

Keep it as vague as possible.
Make it mundane. Don't pretend you're some kind of Casanova.

>>39364113
Now that you've put it. What kind of concert btw?

>>39364113
Hits too close at home
My parents thought i was a total chad because my birthdays would always be me and a bunch of girls from my year i knew but didnt really talk to, because my "friends" all had different plans suddenly

>I just can't do "this" anymore

>be in 5th grade
>very rowdy kid because abusive family and no mom or dad
>always being loud and trying to make friends with everyone because I was so alone
>last few days of elementary
>teacher pulls me aside after class when everyone has left
>" when you leave here you're going to drown, anon"
>after that my attitude completely changed
>became a loner recluse that actively avoided people
>what hurts the most is everyone ignored how obvious my life sucked and just told me to go die anyway

>>39364081
>not giving her an attitude.

honestly if someone gives me an attitude i give them one right back.

shes just pissed cause she was too stupid to get into law school.

>"hey lets go to that snackbar after school"
>"no sorry anon we really have to finish some homework due tomorrow for that one class you don't follow"
>snackbar is on my route home and they know it
>they're there and they know that i know

>>39364063
That's fucked up. Just because you didn't know or cared to get a spare from the front desk doesn't make you a retard.

>>39364187
I asked for an apoligy and she got mad at me

>>39364137
just a pendulum dj set.

Happened recently
>playing flip the bottle with friends. About 10 of us
>bottle lands on me
>"Kiss femanon for x amount of time"
>I do it
>"wtf anon have you never kissed before?"

>>39364211
Fuck her then, no offense. She's the dumb one because she can't grasp the basic idea that everyone has had different experiences.

>>39364187
Also, thank you.
Your response put the first smile of the day on my face.
Just knowing that you're out there, anybody, to support me.
I'm trying to let myself think i'm not as fucked up as i make it seem on here but what you said made me realize i really did start to forget the world isn't only there to fuck me over.

>>39364220
That's interesting, i would go to it. So why wouldnt they invite to parties? Are you a bit autistic?

>>39362188
ITT

>2017
>caring about what boring NPC tier normies think
>not acting how you want because people will alwas find a way to dislike you anyhow.

and chances are if they dislike me then I would probably dislike them so i keep doing me to spite their faggot asses.

feels bretty good.

>>39364241
HOLY FUUUUUCK

That is fucking brutal mate. Sorry you had to go through that. But also, good on you for having the balls to do it in the first place. Stay strong.

May i be so invasive as to ask to you guys how many of these stories are yours exclusively?
I myself wrote 8 anecdotes or something, i lost count

>>39364254
Just because you didn't know something, that doesn't make you dumb. There's a difference between stupidity and being uneducated, and you exhibited the opposite. You trailed a foreign town retracing your steps to find the key, that's impressive. Just think about it like this, if they knew that they could get a key at the front, why didn't they? Why did they wait for you to come back to tell you? They probably didn't know either, or if they did, then they're just assholes picking on the only guy willing to do something.

>>39364261
I guess so. I've never asked them why they don't invite me considering I think I'm pretty much just an acquaintance to them.

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>"Hey anon, chad told me you aren't going to the party, c'mon the the whole class was invited!, You have something better to do?"

Stop, please

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>>39363670
>>39363610
I know Facebook is reviled as a normie thing, but it's also a good gauge to see how others see you.
> do your "friends" reply to and like your posts
> how often do you get invited to events and who else is invited
> when it is your birthday, who cares enough to write on your wall
> when you host an event via Facebook and invite your friends, how many people respond

I got FB ten years ago and it has taught me some hard lessons about how little people care about me.

>>39364320
>I've never asked them why they don't invite me
You could ask them, at this point you have nothing to lose.

>>39364297
Yeah, thankfully they didn't really care about it and forgot after 10 minutes

>>39364335
>> when it is your birthday, who cares enough to write on your wall
This is good one. Especially people who write more than plain "Happy Birthday".

>>39364341
Tbh, not judging,
But that is also a devastating thing to say jn my eyes

>Minding my own business on my way to the shop
>Walk past a group of normies deep in conversation
>They hush and stare at me until I walk past

It's not a sentence but this experience is pretty bonechilling

>>39364406
Why? Are you afraid of losing non-existent friends?

>>39364335

If shit like that gets you down in the dumps, I'm not really sure if I can sympathize. From a young age I've always refrained from telling anyone (bar like, two people) about personal shit like my birthday because I generally hate being the center of attention.
It's hard to not care but you just got to accept you're the background character in this shit anime.

>>39364419
Maybe they just didn't want you to hear what they were saying?

>>39364330
sounds like someone cared about you man

>>39364433
Assuming someone has nothing left to lose.
Assuming they have nothing of worth in their lives
I'm not saying that anyone who says it is a dick, not at all, but this crossed my mind.

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>>39363805
>getting roasted by the anime club

>>39364473
>but this crossed my mind.
You know what you've have to do.

>>39362188
>be 12
> Spending school breaks playing end with friends
>all day we talk about going to friends anon house to play a new game
>four of us out side waiting, wild Chad appears with a "hey anon friend"
>they talk for a couple of mins and get ready to go when Chad looks at me "sorry anon too many you can't come" group turns away laughing and chatting while walking off into Sun set
>I walk home crying

True story, still hurts ... only group of friends I had

>>39364519
Damn auto dnd I meant

>>39364519
That shit hurts, man
Sounds familiar

>What did you say?
>Could you repeat that?
Then after you repeat it they pause for a second and talk about something completely unrelated because they didn't hear you and don't wanna ask you to repeat yourself again. I know its my fault for having an autistic beta voice but fuck it sucks.

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>>39364443
Eh, it's not that I really crave attention or that sort of thing that will ruin my day, but if you do have some sort of people you hang around with and wonder "are these people really my friends, or do they just feel sorry for me/just hang out due to common interests?" the answer will be revealed, and you won't like it.

I've already been burned by having Chad friends in high school that went to the same church as me only to get married (inviting each other of course), get good jobs, and cut off all communication.

Since then, I've accepted my place in life.

>>39364532
>highschool
>talk with friends about starting dnd campain for the first time
>all of us hyped
>day before we would start
>see them in a classroom playing dnd without me after last class ends
>"hey, finishing up another game before ours?"
>" oh uh... you can ask others to play dnd with you"
>stop interacting with me
>keep playing and laughing

>>39364519
Don't be sad about shitty friends like that, when i was in high school the only one that I considered my friend didn't even helped me when i go bullied by chads. I could be always worse anon.

>get invited to party
>go and socialize with at least 10 acquaintances
>things go well, i get called funny and nice to be around, have some good conversations
>girl even hugs me and says "wow i've missed you!!"
yet still no one invites me to hang out more frequently than every 2-3 months. why is this? i'd feel awkward inviting myself into a group of established friends

>>39364063
well if no one already asked the reception for another key you kinda were a fucking dumbass to go looking around town for it

>>39362188
>>39363554
so much this
oh my god

this

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>>39364628
>>39364519
>Have one friend at school
>Get bullied by pretty much everyone else
>My friend becomes friends with one of my bullies
>Ask him why he has done this
>"But Anon, I think he's cool.."
>Slowly lose my only friend to the bullies
>End up with no one

>>39364519
can relate. whatever group Im in Im always the disposable one

>about to take exams
>teacher pulls me into the hallways and asks if i want to take my exam with the retards in the special ed room
>tell her i don't have any mental disablities
>she looks genuinely shocked and silently sends me back into the classroom

i always thought teachers were weirded out by me but i didn't think they thought i was retarded

>>39364624
holy fuck that hurts me

>you're going to grow up and do great things, anon.
>you used to be such a good kid. I don't know where I went wrong.

>>39364634
>i'd feel awkward inviting myself into a group of established friends

Well sometimes thats what you gotta do if you really want/need to make "friends"

Now if you're making the first moves and constantly getting rejected then thats when you take the hint and move on

>>39364707
I hate this shit so much. Teachers just see how you are in the classroom, they don't consider the life that lead you that way.

>>39362188
is this a dylan klebold reference?

>>39362188
>save file is corrupted

>>39364780
yeah i guess, just feelsbadman, they're definitely not the kind of people to say no if i asked but i still feel like i'd be intruding since they don't remember/care to invite me more often ;_;

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>>39364634
I have the same problem, close friends have told me that i'm intimidating, so i have to be friendlier to my acquaintances and the only time when i can be friendly is when i'm drunk at parties/get togethers

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>Hi Anon!
>hi
>Don't you remember me?

>>39364740
Fuck you
Origanmi

>>39364903
yeah my exact situation, been told the same. tfw endless circle

>>39362252
Your dad is right ya know.
Regardless of you "trying" to commit suicide "trying" to get attention.
Atleast you go to a therapist tho, hope he tells you harsh reality instead of "hmmm. okay how does that make you feel? hmmm.... okay, so how do you feel about that?"

>>39364740
fuck off syy de lmao lol

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>sorry anon, you don't suffer from terminal illness, or anything that could kill you in 5 days

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>ANON YOU SHOULD'VE SAVED THAT YOU CUNT
>ANON WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT PASS
COME IN THE FUCKING GOAL AND TRY TO DO IT YOURSELF YOU OLD CUNT

>>39363805
Wow, not cool. Those bastards would surely act as if they have the moral high ground if someone called them weebs.
> You can't just call us out because we enjoy something
> Calls you a nigger and joke about your stuttering for the sake of being mean

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>sorry, you didn't get the job

O-ok, thanks bye

>>39363645
>>39363670
This is going to sound autistic, but I literally took up sprinting as a hobby purely to have something to say when people ask me this, and I now run a 10.5s 100m sprint.

>be fat kid
>in health class
>teacher starts talking about how being fat is unhealthy
>could feel the eyes peering over my plump body

Situations like that made me feel like my soul was leaving my body.

>>39363873
We are in the same situation / My man!

>>39362188
"Do you really call that thing a penis? It's so small!"

>"Sorry, but you're not fluent enough in English"
BY THAT LOGIC THEN I'M ALSO NOT FLUENT ENOUGH IN MY NATIVE LANGUAGE BECAUSE I HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETY

>>39364939
Stop being a contrarian for the sake of it.

>>39363551
If you want to trigger the normos, just tell them that you haven't been cured from virginity. They'll be disgusted by you, but you did btfo them.

Sometimes it's worse when people say nothing for a while and then never speak to you again. Every friend I had in high school bar 2 or 3 has totally forgotten I exist. I'm dead to them pretty much

>>39363811
Your parents are bastards, that is for sure. Americans in generally can not into child raising, they are too egoistical to be good parents.

>>39364740
What's even the point in these? Most desperate form of (You) farming

>>39365266
It's better if he tells them that he lost it with an escort, would be interesting to see how they react.

>>39365104
>"We have decided to pursue other candidates for this position"
Get this all the time, even when I fill all the requirements

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>>39362252
Holy fuck your father sounds like an asshole. Pain? Fucking dumb roastie thinks she has the right to say she feels pain like us? I hope her bf kills her.

>>39365429
0r1g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwipdk6-_NY

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>>39365058
>Arsenal players posting on /r9k/

Your team is fucking dogshit mate

The phrases ITT are even worse when you hear them randomly while minding your own business somewhere.
Not only does it make you feel like shit, you know there's someone else in the room that's going to have a long, lonely, shitty life ahead of them.

>>39364740
Fuck you anon

originally of originally course.

>>39365117
At least you did something. Personally I don't think that's autistic at all, plenty of people do things for other people regardless of the reason. Keep running.

>>39363873
I got rid of all my friends because of this. I hate hanging out with people who I consider better than me in some way.

>>39362252
>he tells you things about your life that make it garbage
>knows you tried to an hero
>BUT YOUR SISTER GOT PUMPED AND DUMPED THAT'S WORSE

Burn your hose down.

>No one at school likes you
This really hurt because everyone fucking hated me and always made fun of. Never had friends because I was always the outcast even among outcasts. I managed to not only slip through the cracks, but fall all the way to the bottom where it's completely dark and empty. Its been like this my whole life and I don't see it changing.

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>Anon, when are you gonna bring a girlfriend home?
This cannot continue.

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>Talking with normie acquaintance

>Roastie comes by and starts talking to him

>Instantly ignores me

>I walk off fast

This society is so fucked. Happened recently. Though this is just the most recent, more than 10x worse has happened if anyone is interested.

>>39365516
His asshole of a father was straight up telling him how little he's accomplished, all while saying he can't understand pain. He tried to kill himself for a reason and his dad refused to level with to empathize. Fuck that guy.

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>>39365768
>Normie trash on this board again

You're kind will have their due ins on the day of the nuclear war. Can't wait to see it happen.

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God fucking damn it I can relate to so many posts

>>39365815
You're misunderstanding friends, I'm talking shit about his dad. I completely empathize with anon.

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>"Anon the second amendment is only for guns"
It says right to bear arms you fucking whore, why should the government get an F-15 but not me?

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>>39362188
>"can I talk to you?"
>"we're gonna have to let you go."
>"you're not funny"
>"what the fuck is this guy doing??"
>if anyone here would be arrested today, it would be you."
>"you know, all these things that you laugh at him (chris-chan) for doing, you do as well."
>"you're not well, anon."

all i care to remember right now, i'm trying to retain an ok mood

>>39365834
Ah, alright, sorry then anon.

>>39362826
>Something stinks

>>39365904
Don't worry about, we all are mad and trying to make the best of it.

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>Who do you think you are?You think you are something.You are nothing.I made you.Just because you got a scholarship you think you deserve it?
My dad.I wanna fucking kill that piece of trash, guess ill just wait till hes old and dump him in a shitty place to see him suffer

>>39365117

I wanna start running but mostly because I like the health benefits such as lower resting heart rate, lung capacity etc. years of sitting around doing nothing and I get puffed out so easily, also it sounds fun

>why am I your bff
>list a ton of reason
>ask him the same question
>you're funny
>flashbacks to him purposely setting me up to fail because he was a chad and I'm a khv

>>>39362222
>Hello Anon Ymouse?
>This is your Uber
>..for your appointment thats in an hour?

>>39364335
>someone you thought you got along fine with unfriends you on facebook
O-okay...

>>39365931
>Just because you got a scholarship you think you deserve it?
... Yes? Isn't that the point of a scholarship?

>>39366122
>unfriend
just like that?

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>>39365104
> try to move to a larger city to "make it"
> end up working at a crappy grocery store where my boss hated me and would continually cut my hours
> denied at even pretty sub-standard housing
> end up moving back home
> swear to never work retail again
> still need a job
> realize that maybe I should do something I'm good at and swallow my pride
> apply to local vidya store
> know pay would be shit but any port in a storm
> talk to manager
> get application
> fill out application
> "ok, thanks, we'll start calling applicants"
> hear nothing
> go back to store a few weeks later
> see manager there and ask about application
> "oh yeah, we already called potential applicants. We didn't call you."
> no apology, no reason given, that was it
> turn around and walk out the door
> still stings when I think about it

I mean, at least they notified you.

>>39366187
Yes. Happened to me in high school, three or four of my 'friends' removed me over the course of the year.

>>39364335
This is exactly why I removed all my social media. I just couldn't handle being reminded of how pathetic I am. My facebook was filled with nothing old birthday wall posts from my mom and my only friend, as well as a couple profile pic changes with like two likes. What hurts, even more, is that I had like 200 friends.

That was 198 people who couldn't bother to write someone a sentence once every couple of years.

>>39363982
one time I moved into a neighborhood where a girl in my class lived. I told her about it and she cried for the rest of the day

>>39366346
Did you do anything to try to keep contact with them, and did they?

>>39366435
>>39363982
I really hate this planet and the people that inhabit it. They are animals who call other people animals, it's disgusting.
Both of you are people, you are human. Nothing can take that away from you so don't ever let someone make you feel like you aren't. Keep living anons.

>>39362965
these fucking niggers never quit. I put my phone down for an hour and it blows up with 70+ text messages. theres fucking 4 people in the group chat and it gets this bad. had to put the dumb thing on donut disturb

>>39364740
Yeah anon I really hate it when people say that too

>>39362188
Well, fuck Brad then.

>>39365104
Atleast they say something to you. I send application and they dont even answer.

>>39366442
Unfriending someone on Facebook pretty strongly says "I don't want to be in contact with you" so no.

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>>39363982
At my middle school we had this dance thing every Christmas where the entire school would get in two big rings, one for the boys and one for the girls, and dance around the gym hall until you'd danced with everyone from the other ring.

Once a year I would have to endure an hour straight of every single girl in the school looking at me in disgust.

Let's just say it did a number on my confidence.

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>>39363868
4chan warped my sense of humour so I could never show other people the stuff I laugh at. It's poisoned me so I can never connect with normies ever again. And I don't even want to
>4chan
>not even once

>>39366616
Not that anon, I usually unfriend people with whom i rarely (if ever) talk or see irl.

>>39363940
Well? What were you listening to?

>>39366616
I'm asking if you did anything before they unfriended you. They could have done it because of what >>39366648 said.

>>39364063
Nah she's right you're a fucking retard. Why would you drive around town for a hotel key when you can just tell the receptionist you lost the key?

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>>39363062
Can someone translate/explain?

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>hanging out with a female friend of mine
>"you two should go out"
>her: "eeeew..."
>stopped midway to avoid hurting my feelings

>>39366759
It didn't cross his mind. I've never been at a hotel, so if I lost my key I would do the same. I imagine there would be a penalty if you lost something like that so I would do my best to find the original. Stupid is as stupid does. Having little experience or knowledge about the real world doesn't mean you're stupid, it just means you lack the experience.

>>39363072
i dont think they're cliches. ive heard them too.

>so Anon, what did you do this weekend?

>>39366877
Happened to me too. It's actually nice to finally know where you stand, so you don't have to waste anymore of your time.

Still, fuck that whore.

>>39363072
>every woman says this to me
>tfw woman dont like me and keep passing me around to other woman in an endless cycle of lying about what they really want to say

>>39364740
I knew this would be here before entering this thread. I just knew it, and yet here I am

>>39364740
fuark orf

>>39362252
kill him

originally original for fuck sake

>>39366703
At that time (2012) it was skrillex.
Can't think of anytime i did listen to normie accepted music. I tried.

>>39366759
Maybe because i fucking knew where it must have been lost, so my hopes were quite high

>>39365705
what made everyone hate you so much

>>39363793
If group assignments were consisting of groups of 2 or 3 people I'd go alone or tell them to bugger off and I'll do the work since normies can't be trusted. If the group was bigger (4+) then I'd bugger off by default unless they asked me to do something.

>>39363811
Absolutely know that feel.
>Stop paying attention to them and they will surely stop beating you.
My absolute ass. They just continued because I stuck there like a fucking dummy. I switched schools and to further rub salt on the wound, some new classmates knew some of my former classmates. Fuck. My. Fucking. Life.
I read Ender's game and got to the scene where he beat his school bully and when asked why he beat him so hard he replied something in the lines of "Well, if I beat him good enough in the first try, there wouldn't be a need for a second". THIS would've been good advice. Learning to punch and fight back would've been good advice. Ignoring didn't do jack shit and the "oh god, just report to the school staff" actually made the things fucking worse.

>>39364469
Never fall for >>39364330 type of parties. I went to two of those types. Luckily I had a few mates I could be autistic with in a corner, but they left earlier and then it just went to shit. At the second one I didn't even have the chance to talk to somebody, just stood quietly in a place as far from the speaker playing godawful music. Tequila, vodka, jager + tobacco + alcohol basically shit I don't enjoy but normies do and they were having fun while I was cursing my existance.

>>39367275
how exactly did they avoid you. pls elaborate

>>39367307
just stood there awkwardly waiting to get away from me

I didn't even have any pimples, or skin conditions or anything I was just that socially bad to even touch or interact with

> Sorry, I'm already going with someone

Girl who I asked to the dance with, even "just as friends". She went alone.

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>>39366877
this happened to me too but I made sure to show my revoltion cause she's fat.

heh, sure showed her

>>39367292
I was a shitter, not going to lie, but there are reasons. no dad or mom, bullied constantly, the beta among betas and afraid to speak. abusive family that just made my attitude worse. my parents beat and yelled at me and i was autistic, so i thought that was how you made friends. took that attitude to school. eventually my closest friend wanted nothing to do with me and that was my wakeup call with how i was treating others. that day on i was super nice to everyone. always wanted to help people and make them feel happy, i just never realized the way i was doing it was volatile. i guess this is the moment i went online and became self-aware, and that was my downfall. after that I tried my best to help people because all i wanted to do was make people smile, but by then i was already marked as the weird friendly asshole and that followed me through the rest of my years

>>39367463
that really sucks anon, hope you're doing better now

> Why didn't you go on Friday?

friend Monday morning after a class party people "forgot" to invite me to.

but brad is the biggest loser in school

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>>39363165
>>39363241
>>39363966
>>39364081
Most teachers didn't really like me and my grades were average because I simply gave up.

Before highschool, said by a teacher:
>anon, you will most likely not enter a good higschool, just play for a medium-tier one so you don't get dumber than you are
My admission grade was 9.24/10 and I entered in one of the top three highschools from the area where she happened to also be a teacher, but I wasn't in her class. Didn't even look at me when I was passing by her in the hallway.

Then there was actual soul-squeezing done by my maths teacher
>anon, you're illiterate
>do you expect to pass the class?
Name calling, low grades and all the jazz. Eventually transfered to another class and my average grade per semester jumped from barely 5/10 to 8/10. Final exam at the end of HS at maths got me 8/10 which was better than most others.

>>39364178
Yeah, after the experience with that math teacher I simply couldn't take anymore to be made fun of directly in the front of the whole class. I started to answer rherthorical questions, when questioned my answers were vague and half-assed and I tried to say them in a monotonous voice. It did offend the teacher, but they knew after that I wasn't going to stand for punching anymore and didn't bother me much after.

In essence, even teachers are bullies. Just fuck them. If you can afford, be a smartass, if you cannot (as in some would do the best to make you fail if you dare give them an attitude) be "polite", but talk in a monotonous, disgusted manner with a clear disturbed face. Passive-aggresiviness.
And don't fall for "You cannot go for X because you cannot handle". In highschool a lot of good-graders are dorks who learn information by heart without knowing how to apply later or teacher's ass-kisser, or both.

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>>39367503
>hope you're doing better now
I'm still living in the same house and I'm still getting verbally and physically abused. No prospects for the future and ended up dropping out of HS to get my GED. I have no one in my life but I'm used to that. In retrospect I've always been alone. I have money but no ambitions and I'm slowly destroying my life with drugs and apathy. I've grown to really hate myself.

>>39364740
YOU MUTHA FUCKA

>>39367527
>a lot of good-graders are dorks who learn information by heart without knowing how to apply later
This so much. They memorize the process but never think of how to apply it outside of its context. They only learn how to do it the way they're taught.

>>39367571
why don't you just move out then? if you got the money.

>>39366292
> "oh yeah, we already called potential applicants. We didn't call you."
That is just fucked, mate
You always notify, a complete lack of tact on their end

>>39367639
I make 800 if I'm lucky every month. Housing is impossible, and renting starts at 600. I've been checking everywhere and trying but it's just not feasible for me. I'm in a tight spot, saving money to go into a trade so I can get a job and get out of here. That's probably never going to happen though because I feel like I already gave up. I'm also not too keen buying a plane ticket and moving out, especially since I can't keep my shit together.

>>39367647
>You always notify, a complete lack of tact on their end
Only minority of employers notify if you didnt pass.

>>39367702
oh, sorry I thought by "I have money" I thought you said you had a decent amount of it. Time to get the helium I guess.

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>>39362867
>get added to college group chat
>never said a single word once

>"Documents, please"

>>39367780
>>never said a single word once
Why not?

>>39367760
I only have 4k saved up, just enough to do my trade. Already been through debt once, not doing it again.
I'll save the helium for when I am completely out of options. Dying isn't my style.

>>39362252
>weak people trying to end their life instead of shitting someone else's as a revenge on the world
you are boring

>>39367792
anxiety meme

>>39367402
you didnt even do a dance?

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What about bone chilling sights?
>young couple walking past side by side

Just happened now as I was closing my curtains.

>>39367796
good luck to you buddy. trades are awesome. I'm a welder, it helps with my autism and depression.

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>don't talk to me

original

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>>39364740
not so fast KID


originally

>>39367842
That sounds cool, I was actually considering that for my trade but didn't know how robot friendly it is. My only skill and hobby is a computer so I was just going to do cybersecurity.

>>39363805
haha nigger btfo

>you can't grow taller past 18 anon

turning 19 soon and i think my future is truly fucked no matter how hard i try

>>39367978
There's still a chance to have a growth spurt until you hit your mid-late twenties. Technically.

>>39367978
I'm 23 and still experience growth spurts to this day, its a real nightmare when it comes to clothing.

>mom forces me and brother to ride horse and care for it
>we don't want it but are dragged alongsinde here to it everyday in ur childhood
>now whenever she mentions her horse we tease her about spending all time there
>"why do you hate my horse this much? You know that I had enough reasons to hate you back then?"

single mom who beats her children, telling them years later it was my fault that she "could" have hated me.
more of an eye opening really. among many other moments. fucking single moms.

>>39364740
ree
smhtbhfamkys

>>39364634
>girl even hugs me and says "wow i've missed you!!"
I fucking hate that shit. Constantly hearing similar stuff and
>"wow I've been worried about you!"
Yes bitch, you've been so worried that you never ever thought of fucking saying anything for years, top stuff there mate

>>39367822
Are you afraid of saying wrong thing or you dont know what to say?

>>39362252
>being mad that your dad is telling you the honest truth

Get a fucking job

>>39367877
depends on the job, but most of the time you're on your own working on some project the entire day since the light is harmful for other people's eyes and skin

>>39364740
sdgfgjfhgf

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>Anon, let us have some fun, don't talk.
Hearing that from what i called a friend made poor 12 year old me turn into a full out robot.
What's even worse is that at the time i was growing socially but that cut it out and i never developed socially

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>Go to local pizza joint to pick up some food
>Two cute girls walk in behind me
>Here one whisper to the other "What about him? He's pretty cute."
>"Nah he's way too short."

I'm 5'9 and I just wanted to get some food god damn it.

not really a phrase but
>say something that isn't remotely funny
>people laugh hysterically for no reason other than because you said it

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>>39365516
>years
I wish it has only been years anon.

>>39364740
no, urs will if you don't reply to this

>open up to friend about how I was dealing with a drug addiction because he kept asking me whats wrong
>tells me that maybe I should keep that kind of stuff to myself
>friendship ends

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>>39365895
whos stopping you from buying an F-15?
only your goddammed wallet, bitch

>>39363551
just say lost to a fattie in a high school party.

>>39362252
Dads with daughters should off themselves tee bee hee

>>39364939
>Normalfags in our board
>>>/b/

>>39366877
A bitch tried to do this shit to me, I just flat out said I don't like fat mishaped girls anyway and most the people around got pissed, except for a couple of Chad's that busted out laughing and gave me props

>>39368430
>le linking to /b/
>>>/trash/

>>39364740
I hope your cock dies in your sleep tonight

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>>39363805
>tfw no big nigga bro

>>39362255
damn man, you nailed the emphasis so well I heard it in my head. fug

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>leave group chat of good """""friends""""" to find out if anyone would add me back
>they don't and no one messages me

>ok class, we're all going to go around and say our names and something about ourselves! We'll start with you, anon

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>>39368430
>genuinely trying to help
>get called a normalfag
>"OUR" board

fuck off

>>39368634
>what do you like to do after school anon?

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>You're mean anon, really mean

"anon we need to talk about your internet use"
send chills down my spine just thinking of it

>>39368613
You're taking this way too seriously. If you've only had one good convo it's pretty low chance that anyone is going to add you.

>>39365895
>F-15
F-16 best plane

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>>39368725

F-35 worst -- and even sold many of them to "Allies" (ha ha ha ha!)

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Not anything specific, but I've recently been getting asked by my dad to go out and get a job.
I graduated from high school this year, and just finished a few days ago the process to enlist in the navy and I'm getting shipped out in like three months.
Literally the next day after it's all done my dad tells me I got to get a job.
Am I crazy for thinking that's weird? I've already got 4 years of my future planned out and he's telling me to get a job like I'm a complete deadbeat.

>>39368784
>Trying to summon Lockheed Martin's shill army
STOP.

>>39364740
lol funny meme xDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>39368799
Not too bad, mate. Sounds more like he was just trying to prod you in the right direction.

>>39368718
>friends for years
>always had really long group skype calls and chats

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>>39365104
>have 3 interviews with a company
>the last one is with HR
>they never contact me again and ignore my thank you email
I'd rather have them tell me than just let me stew in the dark

>>39363925
I know this feel all too well. I've started a year-long internship which happens to be back home from university. I only have one friend in my hometown, he's been my best friend since we were 11, but he's become a supreme normie now and every weekend is spent with his girlfriend and/or at parties, so I haven't seen him in over a month.

Next year, when I return to university, all my friends will have graduated before me because I spent this year at an internship, so I won't have any friends there, either.

>>39368613
>~5 years ago
>manage to somehow break my arm
>can't play videogames for a week or two
>mark myself as absent for a week of WoW raids I've been doing with "friends" of 7-8 years
>they knew what happened
>come back a week later
>yeah man we replaced you
>you didn't even apologize what the fuck man
>never talked to me again
>it's been 6 years now

Literally what the fuck

>>39369089
I've learned that friends aren't real and everyone is just using each other for themselves. I can't adapt to a world like this, it's fucking heartless.

>>39364164
Maybe normies see us like we see homeless people.
We feel sorry for them, but we feel like we can't really help them for good. So we try to look away and forget about them. Some people even rationalize the situation so they don't feel guilty, so they tell themselves that it is really the homeless person's fault, that they are subhuman, etc

>>39364624
Holy shit that's just fucking sad. After 2 years of wanting to play and 6 months of preparing a game, I get one session in before everybody except my one friend makes some sort of excuse as to why they can't come. I even made a world map, prepared enemies and everything. And now it's all gone to waste.

>>39368311
This.

Sometimes i wonder if people i just meet do it because i sounded retarded saying it, or if because they are trying really hard to please me.
Its extremely unnerving and i usually end up saying something along the lines of
>what is wrong with you?

And my mom asks me why i dont have any friends...

>>39363829
>You're friends take you seriously
I wish mine did.

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>>39369297
That makes sense. I didn't ask for these feels anon.

>actual name yelled out from downstairs.

>Are you a virgin?
You could lose your virginity and it still doesn't hurt any less.

>>39365895
Get a real mans plane pussy.
P51 is sexiest american plane

>>39366122
I know that feel, bro. Really makes your heart sink. Epsecially when it's someone you thought was a good friend, and you turn out to be nothing to them.
>>39364867
Ouch
>>39365899
CWC should be a strictly personal/anonymous community hobby. Why the actual fuck would you ever talk about him IRL? You must have blown up every scouter within a mile with that kind of powerlevel surge.

>>39362867
>be me
>my only friends are online, on the other side of the country
>liked them in 2015 but now i dont like anything they like and i hate more or less everything about them
>stop talking in the group chat for about a month
>eventually leave, saying "dont do much here anymore lol"
>still have them on contact list individually
>after leaving group chat, have nobody to talk to at all
>cave in and decide to rejoin
>regret everything
>i hate them all and i'm pretty sure they hate me but i stay in the group chat anyway
>they know me as "that guy who hates fun lel" because i hate everything THEY like
i just want it to end

>>39363212
That's not the problem though, because that's not what hurts. Actually, it might be even flattering for some loser like me to hear that, since they still think I had a chance to lose my virginity in the first place. Now, the problem is that everyone just thinks of it as normal, and it is, but it hurts, because you're so undesirable to anyone, that you're not able to do that. They ask you "How did you lose your virginity?" Everyone can lose their virginity easily, no matter how ugly or bad at socializing you are, right? except you haven't, you are so undesirable to everyone, that you can't.

>>39367877
I like you Anon, you sound really strong for a robot, even though you had it rough.
I believe in you. Quit the drugs though.

>>39362255
OOOhhh that one hurt

>>39369134
>online friends
well heres the first problem

>>39369815
It happens irl too. I've experienced it many times.

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>>39362188
>"Ok class, let's start the game"
>"Anon will be on your team"
>"Noooo, not Anon!"

>>39362383
>sadness equals a feeling of entitlement

What an absolute retard. I hope you cut him out of your life.

>39368377
Don't listen to him, Anon. Even us robots deserve help.

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>>39362188
*girl pushes her friend into me*
> OMG why would you push me into an ugly guy?

Fuck you bitch you were fat and and looked like a fucking pig.

>Sorry man I can't come over I'm going on vacation.
Fuck you man I'm all alone here.

>>39369881
staying out of the way of people is for the best, i would just drag everyone down and disappoint them

>>39362222
I know this feel. my friends like to show up uninvited and without calling in advance. usually they catch me now having showered for 5 days smelling like dried cum.
yet, they keep coming back for more

>>39365151
Oh boy do I know that feel

>>39368303
>5'9
>too short
About how tall were they? I guess it'd be different if they were taller women but I always find it fucking weird when like 5'1 - 5'3 girls are so picky that they only want 6'1+ bfs.

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>>39362222
>read that as dong ding

>>39370019
I know precisely what you mean. Sometimes you just have to resort to them though. Some impossible tasks become trivial with help.

>>39370077
i know but people never want to help or work with me anyways. its fine im used to being alone and relying on only myself. i just wish things were different sometimes...

>>39370092
I wasn't talking about your homework, I was replying to an Anon who needs help quitting drugs.

>>39370053
It just dawned on me - maybe being picky and bossy about height is a way for them to compensate about their own insecurities?

>You're odd

>You walk and talk with an air of superiority like you're better than everyone

These didn't chill me, I'm almost too numb for that. But it did make me think

>>39370126
i think theres some miscommunication going on

>>39366643
with facebook meme pages and instagram beating out reddit when it comes to accessibility, those lines for humor are blurring by the week

If you look for genuinely funny content, rather than referential humor you can show some things to your normie coworkers