Skinnycels here, do you manage to live a good life?

Just try GOMAD, i did and gain around 10 kilos in 1.5 months.

>>39338828
None of you robot niggers are skinny like me?

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>>39338828
I want a body like this but I can't stop eating

>>39338941
Already did, it gives me painful shits.

>>39339063
This. I wish I looked like OP.

>>39339151
I'm literally about to eat a bacon cheeseburger and a candy bar before bed, then cry about what a chubby fuck I am and how no one will ever want me

5'9'', 112 lbs grill here.
I'm not anorexic but people constantly commenting that I am slim has somehow made it part of my identity.
I wouldn't mind gaining a bit of weight but I imagine I'd always want to be underweight.

A bunch of men have told me in my life that I am too thin to be attractive. Other than that, I don't think my life has been impacted by my body weight.

>>39338828
I am much more likely to be ignored in general when I'm skinny and not lifting weights. When I speak people will often not reply. When I've been buff, people pay attention to me.

>>39338828
some people like the skeleton look, im just here moping about how im overweight. how do you do it? what does it take to do that?

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>>39339185
Why do you feel the need to begin your comment with
>grill here.
Why can't you talk like other anonymous, fucking roach.

>>39339185
Humble bragging roastie spotted. Disgusting.

>>39339206
Lmao you sexually jaded retard

There's a difference between a 112lb guy and a 112lb girl

>>39339206
If I had a male body, I'd look like shit with that weight, That's why.

>>39339224
Shut up you whiteknight.
Stay low like the roach you are.

>>39339231
No ? Male body or female body, it doesn't matter. Having this height with this weight, it doesn't matter the sex the BMI is too low.
Roach.

>>39339340

you've got issues senpai, you should solve them

>>39338828

1. Cross dress and start sucking dick.
2. Start lifting.

Those are your two options.

>>39339340
You okay?

originunauanauauau

>>39339357
>>39339376
Samefag.
>i disagree with you, so you must have issues.

>>39338828
Holy fuck we have almost the exact same body type except i think i'm skinnier since i'm 5'11 and my shoulder blades stick out more at the end..

im like 6'1 and 115lbs, i constantly hear that i look like a junkie and i have this one guy always asking me how much sleep did i got last night coz im always so tired, and i do look much younger than i should
although i enjoy being skinny im 100% positive it negatively influences my social interactions

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Skinny bodies are quite beautiful to me so I don't understand how you can be embarrassed of yourself. You can pull off all clothes pretty great.

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>>39338828
fUUuUUUuuUUuUUUUuck OP your body is beautiful

>>39338828

I wanna watch you fuck big titty sluts like my shotacon comic.

should i just smoke to lose weight? im a fatfuck and i want to hear your advice on the issue skinnybots

>>39339714
Just get addicted to coffee.

>>39338828
Femanon here

Is it honestly that hard to just eat regularly? Gee willikers, you're stupid.

I'm the same but with much narrower shoulders

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>>39338828
Holy shit I want to makeout with your belly so badly

>>39339115
Because you completely neglected fiber, the same happened to me.

>>39339796
transbinary nonaromatic transblack asexual pangender demikin transfats foxhalf planetkin big beautiful woman

why dont xer just eat less? gee wilikers, you are a cis white female. pay me money to support trans individuals, cis scum

>>39339796
Is it honestly that hard to eat less? I bet you're not thin

You basically have my ideal body OP. Probably would add a little muscle for some definition, but that's all.

>>39339714

No, you should eat on a consistent calorie deficit and couple that with light resistance training to speed up the process.

>>39339796
Fuck you, I probably eat even more than you do, as outlandish as that sounds.

>>39339857
>You basically have my ideal body OP.

Same. I wanna watch him fuck. Or get his dick sucked.

>>39339868
i am doing a lot of cardio to lose weight, but i literally cannot do a pushup. this is probably a /fit/ matter, but i can squat for days but cant pushup to save the life of me. ill never have strong arms

>>39339021
Nah I've been overweight for most of my life.
BMI slowly falling through the low 20s right now.

>>39339714
yes, you lose apetite when you smoke, at least I do... that's why alot of people get fat after quiting smokes

>>39338828
>tfw 162 lbs and not an incel
Your subreddit go private again?

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This is what peak wizard performance looks like.
Just got done with 1 liter of icecream and 2 liters of beer.
Skinnyfags btfo.

>>39339994
enjoy your alcohol poisoning

5'10, I weighed 120lbs 3 years ago

I took some advice on /fit/, started eating way more and went to the gym. I bulked to 170lbs, then dropped to 160

Honestly /fit/ is just meme lords from this board now, so don't bother

Redfin has a good board called r/gainit - I'd recommend checking that out if you're serious

Good luck, you can make it

>>39340067
You'll still be a manlet so why bother

Losing weight is not hard. First of all if you still want to drink alcohol then drink scotch even though its expensive. Try to limit it to a weekend though so you dont become alcoholic. It actually helps you lose weight in moderation. Next do burpees everyday for 20 minutes or until you can no longer do anymore.Start doing burpees for 1 min then take a 1 min break. Make sure to practice your form slowly the first week or two. Take 1-2 rest days or more if you end up really sore. Stop eating chocolate and junk food. Replace chips with nuts. Drink plenty of water and eat meat and vegetables. Cut out fast food and start cooking your meals. You can buy an entire pack or two of chicken and cook it all at the same time and have it for 3-4 days if you are lazy. Eat throughout the day instead of bingeing 2-3 times. This will leave you feeling less hungry.

>>39340101

It's just like customizing your character's appearance in a RPG. At this point, we're just playing dress up.

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>>39338828
Get a gym membership faggot and stop crying
Pic related is me after year of lifting

>>39340262
From skincel to gymcel.

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>>39338828
How weak are you, skinnybots? You are still stronger than the lifting roasties, right?

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>>39339021
Yup, I am. It's beyond shitty.

>>39339651
Girls don't like skinny men. Period. t. thirty yo man who looks 16 and been aub 100 lbs most of his life

>>39338828
I look like you OP. I eat more than the average person but I don't gain any weight. Any belly I have after eating is gone the next morning.

>>39340390
There's a difference between skinny and auschwitz tier anon.

>>39340438
Depends on height. OP is absolutely a negative case, fatty.

>>39340262
Just lifting? What kind of routine?

5"5 at 124lb

>>39338828
Anon you look beautiful. I'd fuck you.

>>39338828
if being skinny bothers you then you're a normie.

>>39340461
>fatty
Nice projection there. And unless you're a literal midget being sub 100 pounds as a 30 year old man is auschwitz tier regardless of what mental bullshit you spout.

>>39340509
Seething fatfuck.

>>39340390
100 pounds is less than most girls. I don't think you realize how little that is.
Perhaps you mean 150 pounds.

>6'
>115~ pounds
I hate it ;__;

>>39339796
I only eat when I get hungry, and even then it's only a burger or something else that's small. It's never a full plate with sides and shit, just the main feature. Everyone just eats too much and some do it to pass the time, believe me I used to be there myself at 200lb. Eating less isn't hard, it's being consistent that is.

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>>39340467
When i first started i did a brosplit for 5 months and then i started PPL (a strength program) and PPL basically means Push Pull Legs. You can find it by a basic Google search, i use the plebbit PPL. I don't pay that much attention to my diet but somewhat lean bulked and I try to eat at least 50 gram of protein a day and on some days I hit 100 grams. I didn't count calories I just ate what ever my mom cooked.

>>39340262
Forgot to mention 6'1 and 160lbs

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>tfw skinny and short with a big dick

Last time i tried gaining weight, nothing happened.

>>39338828
If you look halfway decent, get a sugar daddy. Easiest money you'll ever make. They love us skellingtons.

Who here /borderingoneatingdisorder/ here? Had to promise my shrink that I didn't think I was skinnyfat and that I didn't want to lose weight in order to stay out of hospital. I'm not even than skinny though.

>>39339357
>GOMAD
he could be the most fucked up guy in the world, still a guy.

Know youre place, female

>>39340390

This. Ive never heard a girl say she likes really skinny guys, but ive heard many say they like bigger guys.

Im 6'1 136.

>>39341287

>Sucking an old man's dick and having him rail your ass

I'd never do that for any money.

5'10
126lbs

I am scrawny, small shoulders, small wrists, small bones in general.

>>39338828
Im almost 30 and people treat me like ive just finished high school

And im 5'8 so its even harder to leave /foreveraboy/ mode

>>39342314
>/foreveraboy/ mode

this is better than /foreverbald/ mode

6'0 132lbs here

i get made fun of at work because im so skinny

>>39338828
6' 120 lbs here.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>>39342346
It really isnt.

Id trade my hair for height and a decent frame.

>>39338828
Dude what the fuck is wrong with your elbows they stick so far out to the side past your biceps and forearms

>>39342492
he's only two inches taller than you

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>tfw you were a gamer and now a Chad

>>39342579
he still has a weird posture

>>39342577
I stand on my tippytoes and its a world of difference. 2 inches would change my outlook on life, literally.

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I'm a 5'7 105lb male

>>39342492
No you wouldn't. I have seen plenty of girls on this site say it's okay to be a manlet, dicklet, autistic virgin, etc... I have never seen a girl say it's okay to be a hairlet.

>>39342579
He had broad shoulders to begin with.

>>39342579
>those eye tattoos on his left pec

holy shit thats terrible

>>39338941

Or eat a large dq blizzard and a pizza a day.

>>39342743
Thats because being a hairlet is almost never brought up.
Its a non issue unless you are also a manlet, skinny, fat etc..

Plus being bald has safe real world solutions, from toupees to hair implants. There is no easy fix for being short or having a scrawny frame.

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>>39340262
>>39340943
I will eat your heart soft wristed gym faggots.
This is what peak psychopathy performance looks like. Haven't been in a gym for 4 years now and counting

am i fat if i am around 180 at 6'2

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>>39338828
>boohoo why am I so skinny

Dude being eternally skinny is what women want. They don't care if your a muscle bro. As long as your not a fat ogre they don't care.

I am an ogre bear. women don't want to fuck bara daddies. If you think they don't want you skelepeen then it probably just means your personality is shit.

>>39342884
>They don't care if your a muscle bro.

>>39342884
Maybe where you live. Down here if you arent /fit/, you practically dont exist as a potential mate.

>>39342862
Do you think anyone would really care if you died?

>>39342859
Being a hairlet gets brought up all the time, it just gets ignored. Wigs and implants just make you look ridiculous and insecure, there is no real solution to baldness.

>>39342994
Your mouth would suffer. Stupid cocksucker. I suppose I could write my penis to you in my heritage paper, so you can suck on it even after I am gone.

>>39343189
I just think you would be doing the world a favor is all.

>>39343114
Modern age hair implants are almost impossible to tell. They place em randomly so it looks natural.

The best a manlet can get is having his legs broken for 6 months, painfully stretched out and put at risk of serious complications. Just to get 4cm of height while their legs are forever worse off athletically.

>>39343220
I just think you would be enjoying my inherited penis as a chew toy is all.

>>39343331
I would enjoy seeing you dead.

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>>39342959
>>39342890
Women want to quick fuck chads, they don't want long term relationships unless their stacies themselves.

Every single man I've seen get swept off their feet by a woman (yes the woman initiated) into long term relationships were fucking skelebros. Skelebros might not be quick fuck pussy magnets but their definitely the ideal normie relationship top-tier.

Stop complaining that your too skinny. thats what women want. Two of my roomates are also skelebros and each of them have and multiple decent relationships.

If your not a fat troll your underselling your sex appeal to women as long as you don't have a pol-tier toxic shitflinging personality

>>39342862
Fat manlet.

>>39343364
I would enjoy seeing you suck my dick while I browse r9k, but we can't have it all. So stfu already fanboy.

>>39343394
useless normalfag anecdotal evidence

>>39343410
Why are you still posting here? Eat a fucking bullet already, dumbass.

>>39343395
Do you expect me to diet down just to look pretty for you faggot? 210 pounds and will run through you 140 pound pretty limp wristed gym faggot

>>39343232
You don't need surgery because women will still consider manlets. Hairlets don't have that luxury.

>>39343460
Only after you eat my cum lipwrist.

>>39343462
dumb tripfag
why are you such a dumb tripfag?
leave us, dumb tripfag

>>39343525
>dumb tripfag dumb tripfag dumb tripfag
Say again?

>>39343511
You sure are obsessed with homosexuality.

>>39343462
when was the last time you saw a pussy fatty?
I bet you are the type of guy who perma "bulks" and keeps gaining fat thinking you are gaining muscle lmao

>>39343573
And you - my penis

>>39343603
You can't do anything right. Dumbass.

>>39342884
>>39343394
The order of female preference goes like this.
Muscular>lean>average>chubby>slim>overweight>skinny>obese>skeleton

Just because you're fat and alone doesn't mean that someone who isn't fat isn't alone.

>>39343591
I never cared about looking pretty because I am not a limpwrist. Just because you can't comprehand that with your little pretty head with a pretty haircut on it doesn't mean that everybody wants to be a pretty model boy. You probably can't get it when I said I don't even go to the gym. I don't do "bulks" or gain anything. I swing the axe around, beat up a pretty limpboy like you and eat a bunch of shit. You don't get it do you?

I'm 6'1, 145 pounds.

People still treat me like a kid, even though I'm 26 years old, work a "real job," and am about to sit for the CPA exam.

Not to mention women, very few whom like skinny guys.

So yeah, I feel like it's holding me back.

>>39343664
Probably your face or haircut. I would strongly suggest you train your neck and traps It will really add some man points. Also shave your head if you got one of those big on top short on sides normie bullshit going on. Good luck.

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>>39338828
>182cm
>60kg
>tried bulking and working out with personal trainer for 6 months
>barely gained 5kg
>didn't wanna spend more money on food anyway
>on top of being skeletor I have gyno

It's muh genetics, dad and all my brothers are the same

>>39343664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlAtYoa5PkM
Do this for a couple of months. The neck is the fastest growing muscle, so it won't be hard.

>>39343663
You didn't do well in school, did you? Did you go to special Ed?

>>39343714
The neck isn't a muscle, retardio.

>tfw want to eat but too scared of becoming skinnyfat

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>>39343712
Do squats, bench/dips, ohp, pull-ups, rack pulls, heavy barbell rows.
Eat as much carbs (bread, rice, potatoes) you know what carbs are right? You want to eat carbs because they have 4 calories per gram same as protein, but a steak need 24-48 hours to digest and rice needs 15-30 mins. That is why when you eat chinease you get hungry easily. You don't need a personal trainer for this. Also try training 4 times every 8 days(because muscle syntesis lasts about 48 hours before declining(where you start losing msucle). Do all the exercises on 1 day. Reps and sets aren't really too important, but you want to add reps/weight every time you workout. Good luck skellyboy. It isn't in your genes. You simply don't eat enough.

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>>39343742
>>39343716

I was suspeting you were trying to troll me. Now I am sure of it. Anyways interesting pic.

>>39343691
No, it's my body. No woman wants a man who looks weak, even if they aren't weak.

At 145 pounds and 6'1", I have the body of your average 14 year old boy, only slightly taller.

I'm about 15-20 pounds from a good weight at 6'1".

I've been on a weight gaining diet since the beginning of the year and I'm up about 10 pounds (I entered the year at about 135). So based on this weight, I should hopefully be at my ideal weight by the end of 2018.

>>39343919
show me the "neck" muscle big boy

>>39343919
Yes, the neck has muscles in it, but "the neck" is still not a fucking muscle.

I'm trying to gain weight and its making my belly bigger but that's it. My arms are still auschwitz and my WRISTS are like a ten year old.

working out from home isn't a meme right? it can work?

>>39343714
Thanks for the advice, but a good neck can't hide small wrists, narrow shoulders or skinny legs, all three of which I currently have.

The only solution is for me to add on weight. I'm currently like one tier above Auschwitz.

>>39343951
>>39343943
hahahaha ok enjoy your last (you) retard

>>39343971
>>39343890
Use this too then. Also don't worry about the soreness. It stops after the 4-5 day. The more you train the faster it goes away too.

>>39343978
>thinks the neck is a muscle

hmmm, i wonder who the retard is here...

>>39343978
go work out your spine muscle

>be hungry skelton
>having to engorge yourself on food to the point of nearly puking
>having to torture your body endlessly in the gym daily
>just to get to the baseline of a weak normie
>still less attractive than a naturally fat or wide person

>>39343634
Thats fucking retarded that order is all over the place

>>39344045
The worst part is you can't even do things that will make you lose weight.

I'm itching to go bike riding, but am putting it off because I know I'll return two pounds lighter than when I started.

6'2 and fluctuated between 118-123 pounds since puberty stopped. I'm too embarrassed to even go outside.

>>39344256
Better not go outside. The slightest gust of wind would trip you over.

>>39344256
So you don't work or go to school. What's stopping you from spending every minute stuffing your face?

You should be eating something every moment you're awake.

>>39344045
>>39344215

Don't overeat. Just eat frequently and eat things that your stomach digest easily (carbs). Also drink alot of water/liquids so your stomach expands. I assure you there is nothing wrong with you. If we sit down together and you eat what I eat you will probably die.

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>about 6 feet tall
>hover around 120 lbs
why the FUCK can't I gain weight fuck my metabolism ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my wrists look like fucking bones

>>39344769
Same for me, whenever I try and bulk up it just ends up as diarrhea or makes me really gassy.

>>39340262
left picture looks originally better

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>>39344823
>gassy
i wonder if this is a thing for skinnybots. i usually have to shit like 2-3 times a day, but i make many more trips than that someimtes when they are just duds.

>>39339181
You're worse than an alcoholic chain-smoker (me). At least I'm not complaining about it like a whore.

>>39342661
A-are you me?

>anime poster
Nevermind.

Mods please move this shit thread to >>>/fit/

>>39345239
how about you move your ass out of this board

>>39345312
>fitfag telling people to leave /r9k/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What really blows my mind is how much the average person enjoys eating. It seems like it's normal nowadays to constantly be snacking and stuffing your face. And if you don't finish your massive plate of food in 10 minutes, you're seen as the weird one.

I think snacking is the big thing. People say "ohh I only eat twice a day!!" But are constantly snacking throughout the day.

>>39341204
Literally me
How is it with girls? Do they pay attention to you?

>>39338828
is there a word for the phenomenon of looking younger than you are? i tried to find advice a while ago with vague search terms and only found beauty and cosmetics stuff.

>>39344838
>originally
What did he mean by this?

>>39344769
>tfw I'm like 15 pounds heavier than you and about 5-6 inches shorter
I wish I was a skelly

I brought my BMI up from 18.1 (underweight) to 23 (normal weight) in the past year and a half by eating weed baked into various things to make myself hungrier.