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Trips and trip orbiters O U T, /britfeel/ is for anons only edition
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>>39305197
>The rest of the hive wouldnt even notice if one died

Unless it's the queen, then every single other bee dies too
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>>39305045
underrated

>>39305129
>same height as tilde

>>39305108
I'm making tilde a better person
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>He's not got al the tripfags filtered
>He's not got all the avatarfags filtered by image hash

try it lads, the thread improves quite a lot
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>>39305224
Don't they just source another queen?
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>>39305228
Tilde what do you think of Ebin making you a better person?
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Evening lads.
What vidya should I get?
Was given some CS skins and immediately sold them so I have just over 20 on Steam now.

Post waifus
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oh look ebin's here to stir shit, just on time

>>39305249
tilde made ebin in to a right cunt, he's proper toxic for him
those couple of days when ebin distanced him from tilde were the clearest he's ever been in these threads
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I just want my comfy winter snows back. I haven't seen snow since 2010 for fucks sake.
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>>39305173
Such a tiresome edition, we've had it a hundred times. Does no one have any creativity?
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>>39305173
>Every day I have less and less hope that I will end up somewhere in life

Fuck.
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>>39305224
>Lastly, when a honey bee queen suddenly dies, an urgent and unplanned supersedure occurs. Worker honey bees identify several larvae within the proper age range and begin to condition these larvae to become queens.
nope
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lads how do I cure dry skin on my willy? Every time I have a wank my skin chaffs, not fun.
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anime is bad for you
poison for your soul
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>>39305270
>tfw we got tons of snow at the beginning and end of 2010 and fuck all since

I hate this country sometimes
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>>39305314
who is this guy
why does he stare so longingly out of the window
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>>39305302
Where would you like to end up in life Anon?
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>>39305266
I say we all travel to our 5 nearest Greggs and find Tilde so we can all kick his head in.
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im gonna eat a fucking ice cream.
don't try and stop me.
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Rec me some ASMR channels lads. I'm feeling particularly sad and lonely this evening.
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>>39305333
You just want to rape him.
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>>39305333
All trannies get a good kicking once in their life, what better people to do that than anons
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>>39305249
I'm glad I'm his friend. He always offers advice and doesn't sugarcoat what he says to me. It's helping my personality issues a bit too. He motivates me to try harder too, I do not want to disappoint him. I hope I'm helping him desu
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>>39305308
Dry skin on your willy is an early sign of HIV. Get tested asap, anon. HIV is no joke.
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>>39305262
I could really go for a comfy story game right now. I was thinking about getting shadow of mordor or metro redux in the sale but never got round to it.
>>39305308
Grow a big bush so that you sweat more. Moist dick slim might peel less?
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>>39305299
Britfeel has had a wealth of OC lately so yes, we do have creativity. OPs usually don't though
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>>39305314
I'm getting MAJOR nonce vibes from this guy
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>>39305362
Have you ever swapped lewd photos?

You and Ebin fucking is my latest sexual obsession. Can't stop thinking about you two meeting up and exploring eachother's bodies.
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>>39305364
but i'm a virgin....


Origg
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>>39305352
someone posted this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otlTexdjXKc&t=601s
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>>39305355
Its a possible side effect but I'd make sure he didn't enjoy any of the experience.

>>39305356
Exactly. hell a couple of us could meet by accident and have a nice bonding experience over his unconscious husk.
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>>39305385
take it to steam or discord ebin
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>>39305362
>listening to advice from Ebin

It's the blind leading the blind
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I'm 30, work from home, have no friends and my hobbies are almost all solitary. Is it too late for me lads? Should I just get a dog instead?
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>>39305330
Hopefully working in finance.
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>>39305314
Will I end up looking like Tim if I keep on watching animus?
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>>39305352
https://www.youtube.com/user/HeatherFeatherASMR

https://www.youtube.com/user/ASMRrequests

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq7jt5BQ6LTULnRbLca0XdQ
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>parents say i should go out more, come out of my shell, it would help build my confidence
>o-ok how about we go to a restaurant tonight then?
>HAHA ANON! YOU PAYIN ANON??
mixed messages is a helluva drug
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>>39305412
That's a shit life mate. Getting up every morning and going into a grey building so some cunt can tell you what to do?

Life is much better when you have both money and freedom. Sadly most people end up selling their freedom to get money, but it's not the only way.
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>>39305404
not me, I just asked her if she wants to be my Myra Hindley, she didn't know who it was

>>39305349
I had a white magnum
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It's the britfeel sausage!

He wants to know what you're up to tonight!
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Whats your favourite booze lads and why is it Stella?
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Mayweather/McGregor weigh in at 11 lads.
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>>39305445

thats a tampon lad
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IT'S A DAMN TOUGH LIFE FULL OF TOIL AND STRIFE
WE WHALER MEN UNDERGO
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>>39305442
I'll be your Dylan ebin
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>>39305388
>>39305419
These girls are cute enough. Tah
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>>39305408
you could go to asia and get a chinky gf
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>>39305445
Aww. Probably more Twilight Zone and maybe the last episode of The Mist
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>>39305434
Not the same anon but I very much agree with you. Once upon a time I wanted to be an investment banker working in somewhere like Goldman Sachs. But then I realised that money is actually meaningless to me, I just want to enjoy my life and working 100 hour weeks was not going to make me happy
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>>39305408
You gay? Want a BF?
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>>39305434
>but it's not the only way.
The other way is being born into a rich family/being extremely lucky in life.
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>>39305445
conquest of Spain desu (R:TW)
bit of stronghold maybe
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>>39305457
11 lads each or between them? Still, very heavy!
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>>39305457
Do you know where can I watch it without paying?
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>>39305486
>Once upon a time I wanted to be an investment banker working in somewhere like Goldman Sachs.
Are you a character from a 1980s movie? Who grows up wanting such things?
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>>39305454
stella is Piswasser of the third reich.
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>>39305499
I'll post a stream when I find one.
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>>39305424
I know I feel exactly the same at times:
>"you need to get out of your room more anon its not good for you."
>"You need to stop wasting so much money when you go out with freinds."
These mixed messages are fucking me up.
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When is this mayweather shit gonna be over?
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>>39305445
Gonna have a bath and try to get an early night. Off out into town tomorrow
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>friend messaging me about how he's burned 6,000 calories from a 20km bike ride that took him 8 hours
Autism is too loose of a definition for this situation

>>39305375
That does sound quite comfy honestly.
Should I get the Nekopara games
just ironic like though lads h haha
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>>39305513
I-It's cheap and nicer than Carling though mate. What's your stance on Birra Moretti?
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>>39305501
Someone very insecure who saw people saying those jobs were very prestigious, so I wanted to get one. Glad I realised how dumb I was
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>>39305173
How far down the rabbit hole is too late to for joining the military to fix?
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>>39305526
Sunday evening probably
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>>39305486
Exactly. I've met people in positions like that, and all of them are trying to get out of it.
>>39305495
No. You still need to work hard but you can do it on your own terms. And once you have everything set up then you can take it easy and live with freedom.
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>>39305529
just pirate it, you get all the porn with the VN that way too.
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>>39305541
I dont think joining the military is a cure-all lad
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Does anyone else just want to live in seclusion in peace and quiet? I fucking hate these unbearably populated towns where all the houses are sandwiched close together and there's no privacy.
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>>39305545

Is boxing real?
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>>39305561
>Is boxing real?
Nah CGI
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>>39305529
I saw that one of my mates had what I think was a lewd cat girl clicker game on his recently played history. He has a private account now.
I've played far worse games myself
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>>39305499
Is it tonight?
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>>39305561
It's fake like MMA. Pro Wrestling is the only legit combat sport.
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Was Brucie a paedo?
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>>39305576
The weigh in is tonight, fight early Sunday morning (5am I think)
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>>39305530
Not him but I love Moretti on draft but it's crap in the bottles.
>>39305499
>>39305515
If you mean the weigh in, you can watch it here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgl-wagdCs

If you mean the fight, would love to get a link to a stream.

>>39305576
The fight is tomorrow.
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>>39305596
No, BUT CRUMPET IS
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Reminder than ebin has a tranny orbiter and a girl wanted his discord yesterday
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>>39305553
I think I can ask somebody to let me share their library so I don't have to pay actually
>>39305573
lewd lads, truly
wouldn't be a degenerate like that myself of course haha
yes of course not
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>>39305560
this is an eternal male feel, If I could live in some god forsaken forest and just have the bare essentials I would love it.
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>>39305608
crumpet is in my filter until he drops the trip
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>>39305460
He's a sausage lad

>>39305473
Twilight zone is top, how many have you watched?

>>39305496
Wish I was smart enough for RTS, enjoy conquering spain

>>39305528
Try not to fall asleep in the bath or you'll wake up a hot dog!
Enjoy town tomorrow
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>>39305501
It's >>39305412 anon here, I also wanted to be an investment banker, I got extremely depressed when I realized that It is unrealistic and lowered my standards to becoming a management consultant, then I also realized that it was unrealistic so I wanted to work in business advisory, which was also unrealistic so I wanted to become an accountant which actually was realistic but now I cannot even find an entry level/apprenticeship in accounting.
I guess I just have to face reality that I will end up working night shifts at McD's til my demise.
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>>39305640
>how many have you watched?
46 so far. 110 to go
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>>39305640
alright lenlad, nice gimmick
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>>39305633
Same just a comfy cabin somewhere nice and remote with a little town a few miles away. There's just no room in Britain it seems.
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>>39305608
reminder that this is false flagging from tilde because crumpet is the new cuteposter and is genuine
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>>39305640

deffo a tampon that lad
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>>39305647
Why are those things unrealistic?

If that's what you want, then make it happen. I got a job in a field that is just as competitive as investment banking when I was 22.
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>>39305454
Definelty hofbrauhaus, its what i was drinking when i went to oktoberfest in Munich and it is by far the worlds greateat beer!
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>>39305652
Its a terrible feeling, something that was common not long ago has now been forever lost.

I would even settle for living in a little village/community. I've always wanted to do some self sufficient living.
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Was thinking today lads, where does the term "rape of nanking" come from?

Chinese call it "nanjing da tu sha". "Nanking big massacre". So it isn't from the chinese we get the name.
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>>39305546
>You still need to work hard but you can do it on your own terms. And once you have everything set up then you can take it easy and live with freedom.
How would one achieve this?
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I have no idea what I want to do with my life lads
I can't commit to relationships, to future prospects, to ambitions, I can't even commit to a god damn TV series.

What's wrong with me?
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lads what the fuck is this.
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-40997001
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>>39305746
probably intentionally echoing the 'rape of belgium' from the first war
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>>39305718
I disagree with you lad. It's not even the best beer made in Munich. In fact, it's perhaps the blandest. Augustiner is the nicest one, followed by Hacker Pschorr, followed by Spaten. HB is better than Lowenbrau and Paulaner though.
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>>39305708
I keep making bad decisons. I just have no idea what to fucking do anymore.
Anyways what field was it anon?
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>>39305761
I think we all feel that way. The only options are total nihilism or become a monk.
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How is Jennifer Aniston still that hot lads?
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>>39305789
TV production. Just as competitive, sadly not as well paid.
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>>39305769
>The woman wey dey for her 20's don dey married to her husband for five years, but na for inside bush she dey poopoo.
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>>39305627
>a girl wanted his discord yesterday
Hold up, I missed this. Fucking what?
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>>39305799
>Jennifer Aniston still hot
>Angelina Jolie had her tits cut off and has bells palsey
justice lad
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>>39305812
A """""girl""""" who sounded like a teenage boy
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>>39305769
>we fund this disaster
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>>39305831
REEE EBIN IS CHAD HOW DID THIS EVEN FUKCING HAPPEN
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>>39305839
>disaster
What do you mean anon, it's fucking amazing
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is that lad who wanted a video from my "run" here? exclusive blog content
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>>39305839

>He pays his TV licence
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>>39305825
>Jennifer Aniston is married to the guy from The Leftovers and various David Lynch movies
>Angelina Jolie is married to an alky that batters her kids
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>>39305860
Nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBS_jM1uzU0
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>>39305860

God bless you Ebin, for providing us with such glorious OC
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>>39305800
No offence but I doubt that TV production is as competitive as investment banking since most investment banks only hire people from Oxbridge/Warwick/LSE.
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>>39305787
Hmm prehaps I think it was entierly down to the atmosphere when i was drinking it as it was great everyone was singing, proper enjoying themselves and i was chatting way to revelers really enjoying myself having a great time.

However if it was purely based upon taste i could probbaly put down some above it such as...
>Warsteiner
>Bitburger
>Erdinger
>franzskaner
>Schnider weiss
>Paulaner
But Hofbraushaus is my favourite based upon the great memories and times i had drinking it.
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>>39305839
You call it a "disaster", but this is called "soft power". It prevents terrorism.
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>>39305892
Its not great tbqh, I preferred my vocaroo
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>>39305825
She was always the better anyway. Having the lasting power is just a bonus.
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What is the point in having /britfeel/ steam groups and discords etc? Why not just use the thread?
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>>39305890
Damn, Ebin sounds like that?!
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>>39305769
>289 million of public money goes towards an in-house gizoogle translate service

reality is a caricature
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>>39305720
Yeah that's the dream for me, chopping wood for my log burner kind of deal.
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>>39305890
It's really hard to take ebin seriously when you imagine his posts with his voice
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>>39305902
That has nothing to do with how competitive it is.

Competitiveness is about the number of people who are trying to get in vs. the number of people who actually get in.
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>>39305921
Considering all the shit shows the BBC makes, it's actually worth the money.
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>>39305913
I guess because you don't have to put in calle 5568 every time you want to say something
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>>39305913
people want to set up an inner circle/sekrit club pretty much
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>>39305913
they arrange gay hookups and orbit eachother
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>>39305839
>>39305851
>implying you pay taxes

>>39305864
apparently this is funded by the foreign aid budget
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nother day of shit lads. did get a few things done though so i guess it's not all bad.
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Ghana go join di league of nations wey dey occupy di heavens today as president, Nana Akufo-Addo, go launch first satellite dish into space.

With dis launch, Ghana go be di second country for Africa to launch satellite from inside di country. The first na South Africa. This go help scientists from around di world know wetin dey happen for inside Ghana.

Di satellite na part of work wey di Ghana Atomic Energy Commission (GAEC) and di Square Kilometer Array Africa (SKA Africa), wey dey for South Africa join hand do.

Professor Dickson Adomako wey dey work for GAEC say dis na only stage one for the satellite plan wey dem do and di next thing na to begin dey build satellite dish for ground wey go dey collect information from di sky.
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Jesus it's like watching Blair Witch
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>>39305957
haven't you orbited jun, len and tilde on steam?
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My impression of Ebin

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0wWISkghFDW
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>>39305938
The fact that they only hire from top unis shows how competitive it is.
The face that they have outrageous requirements and still fill positions in a week or so shows how competitive it is.
There is literally no point in even applying for a position in investment banking if you don't have amazing A-levels and an elite uni on your CV
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>>39305913
Waifuposters need a special kind of attention my good man
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>>39305992
>The fact that they only hire from top unis shows how competitive it is.

That is nothing to do with how competitive it is.

>The face that they have outrageous requirements and still fill positions in a week or so shows how competitive it is.

In TV production they don't even advertise jobs. There's no such thing as a grad scheme. It's so competitive that you just need to force your way in through strength of character alone.
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>Ebin sees some biscuits on the pavement and becomes almost philosophical
best part
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>>39306022
Ebin on some phenomenology shit
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>>39305981
Pretty shit tbqh la
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high culture

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41024348
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>>39305890
>Hear his accent
>No chance Ebin lives near me

Not sure if I'm happy or sad about that one
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Ebin did you do a push up?
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Exercise bike anon here? I should really ask earlier in the day when he's more likely to be awake/see it
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>>39306073
this pidgin stuff has to be satire right?

>>39306088
haven't tried yet
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>>39305926
Especially when he tries acting hard
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>>39306090
stop trying to copy cebruz
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>>39305890
Sounds like a right spakker.
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>>39306096
Pidgin shit I believe is for the Nigerians and whatnot, so it's probably not Satire
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>Ebin goes for a "run"
>Jogs for 30 second intervals every 2 minutes

Ebin your so fucking fat I swear to god
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>>39306073
Wouldn't even be that bothered by the BBC's shit if it was privately funded but this is just a flagrant waste of taxpayer money, does my head in desu.
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>>39305890

"I can't see where I'm putting my feet, there could be dog excrement on the floor for all I know!"
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>>39305890
Ebin deffo lives up north.
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>>39305890
THE VOICE IS ADORABLE. Based kids too.
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>>39305652
>comfy cabin somewhere nice
You can have this if you have 120k to spare!
https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/44793576#JHh6xmOpHgLKYK1V.97
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>>39306172

How new are you to ebinlore?
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>>39306116
Don't know who that is I'm afraid
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>>39306172
>>39306081
Look at these newfags not knowing their Ebin lore
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>>39305926
>>39306104
>>39306117
this is like school and "college" all over again
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>>39305890
holy shit how do you already have better cardio than me
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>>39305977
It's different when he does it.

Somehow
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>>39306146
>ebin does fartlek training
good for him, it's a good system
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>>39306196

Did you have an army of people defending you in college though?
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>>39306184
120k is a bargain for a house in this country. You could either buy this comfy cabin or a rundown terrace house in Rochdale for that price.
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>tfw your legs look pretty girly if not for the mass of hair on them
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>>39306215
they only want him to stay for the lulz
he's like our very own chris chan
a lolcow with endless milk
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>>39306203
I never did it, that's just projecting. Tilde orbits me not the other way around

>>39306228
shave them, it feels a lot better but takes a long time

>>39306146
more like I was sprinting for my life

>>39306215
no I got laughed at my by pakis and literal retards and I left after 2 months without conversing with anybody
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>>39306228
Gonna need to see photograhic evidence
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>>39306215
If I knew Ebin irl and went to college with him I would unironically do everything in my power to protect him
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>>39306229

Some perhaps, but some of us are very sincere
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>>39306241
>shave them, it feels a lot better but takes a long time
No way. I don't want my workmates finding out I have shaven legs. They already accuse me of being bent. Plus I prefer being a dom so I shouldn't go shaving me legs.

>>39306244
Read the sticky faggot.
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>>39306245

I would too he's /oureb/
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>>39306249
exactly the same with chris chan, he has orbiters too
most people just enjoy laughing at him like a performing monkey
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>>39305890
>something I wouldn't be doing
balls of steel, good on you lad
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>>39306186
>>39306195

Quite new
Never really paid attention to the trips on here.
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>>39306229
That's bullshit I'm genunely fond of him
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>>39306241
The very fact that Ebin has an unironic orbiter and I don't depresses the hell out of me
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>>39306267
Its like someone picking on your little brother, he may be a prick, but only you get to call him a prick
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Post sad tunes, me and the closest thing I had to a gf use to sing this on face time together until she realised she could do better.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jEy6MGu3bIA

Why can't life be simple
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>>39306266
>Read the sticky faggot.
More than one anon has uploaded body pics and it's fine.
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>>39306266
I showed my mum my shaved leg vs my unshaved leg and she touched the shaved and told me the shaved looks better, homosexuality didn't even cross her mind
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>>39306277
That orbiter flirts with everyone though

If you're a bumder, I'll orbit you
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>>39306186
>>39306195

Anyway can someone post a pic of his moldy walls?
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>>39306268

I don't think chris chan has people that sincerely like him.

85% of people mock him, 15% of people pity him because they are noble individuals. Ebin has people who sincerely like him, not just out of pity
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Any of you lads Christians?
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>>39306292
You don't work in a trade mate. Those guys have already said I act like a right bender and I don't want to throw fuel onto the fire.
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Fuck fuck fuck guys I think I'm going to have sex on Sunday should I not masturbate until then or something else what do I do help me
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>>39306304
Was raised Catholic and recently bought a bible which I read a couple pages of occasionally.
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>>39306314
You should Ieave this board.
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>>39306285
Fuck everyone else anon, you got to choices in this world, fuck or get fucked, and fuck getting fucked, live by your own rules, do everything to the best of your ability, and do everything to make yourself better

Take some time to feel like a sack of shit, and when you get bored of that, boot up and go fucking hard on some shit till you get good at it

Here a sad song to get you started
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmGVIvf8Q6s

Let me know when you want the heavy stuff
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Here we go boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUMVQI5CyvI
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>>39306296
Here you go lad, a britfeel classic
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>>39306285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AetxfM8TFHI

Jim O'Rourke makes a lot of beautiful and sad singer-songwriter music alongside all his weird, experimental stuff.
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>>39306314
You shouldn't do it. Sex before marriage is a sin.

>>39306320
Good to hear. What's your opinion on Francis?
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>>39306285
hope you get better mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jex5rtwx94k
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>>39306304
Cultural yh, believe in God, maybe, cant say for certain, if Christianity were to assert itself in England I'd fall in line
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>>39306285
along same vein
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEXQkrllGbA
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>>39306339
Sick lad.
Too bad the fight doesn't start til sunday
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>"wey dey"

Does this mean "Why did they"?

It seems to be popular in the pidgin BBC headlines.
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>>39306304
I was baptised Catholic so I'm forever Catholic no matter what by their rules. I believe more in a God these days but it's hard to follow/agree with all the rules of a religion though.
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>>39306346
>eb 26
So you have 26 other pics from Ebin?
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>>39306359
>What's your opinion on Francis?
Bit too 'progressive' for my liking. He should be more concerned with protecting Christians instead of pushing for Muslim imigration.
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>>39306350
Very nice desu, I posted Eureka in the last thread.

>>39306285
Here's a sad song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5oInhO9lns
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>Mayweather using Phil Collins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA
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Holy fucking christ how is it even possible to fuck this up so bad? Are they all high or something?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/41048880/the-uk-s-national-anthem-as-you-ve-never-heard-it-before
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>>39306419
I have 66 pics in total either from Ebin, or that relate to Ebin
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>>39306425
Been listening to Eureka a lot lately. Damn good album.
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>>39306439
Alright lads, let invade Libya, that was fucking disgrace, time to teach them a lesson
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>>39306439
jesus christ i wish there was a pidgin version of this for maximum insanity
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>>39306439
(Un)ironically loving this rendition
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>>39306432
wtf I love Mayweather now!!
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>>39306443
I wonder how ebin feels about this
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>Angola people vote for election wey go finally show who go be di new President, on Wednesday 23 August 2017.
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No homo but Connor's dick looks massive
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>>39306421
Completely agree. Christendom seems to be the least of his concerns.
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>>39306514
pretty much this, its probably shipanon anyway
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>Two police officers have been injured while arresting a man armed with a knife outside Buckingham Palace.

>It is too early to know whether it was terror related, police said.

Confirmed for Muslim. Remember the rule of mass media. The longer they don't release the race of the perpetrator, the more likely it's a non white. Also if it was a white person they'd say it was not terrorism related, instead of not sure.
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Wor, McGreggor sounds really really gay
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>>39306531
Nah I'm not Shipanon, I just have a strong interest in you Ebin. I'm also keeping it as a sort of archive of Britfeel history
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>>39306562
He's probably delirious from cutting 20 pounds
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>>39306560
I don't see what the problem is here, all seems like part and parcel of living in a big city desu
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>>39306569
Make an imgur album and post all the pics there.
I want to see them
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>>39306569
Can we see vol 1 of the /britfeel/ history book?
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>>39306531

It's not actually, I have 2 saved of the walls, but that's it.
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>>39306569
you have a load of tilde images too right?
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Mayweather looks rattled.

I reckon it's a ploy to get more people to watch the fight. McGregor is acting the big man and he's acting like a pussy, trying to make it look like it will be closer than it really is.
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>there are atleast two catholics in this thread
time to get the bonfires going again
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Finally bought my cube, very excited. Next is to get some lube, need to look up reviews of which is the best. Traxxas and DNM-37 sound like some of the more popular ones

If shipanon's about, did you see the post I made last night? >>39292301
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>>39306569
I have information on Ebin that only I have, as far as I know.
How much for it?
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Oi oi, everyone weighed in yet?
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>>39306609
I have every image that Tilde has posted but that only comes out to about 8, compared to you it's nothing.

>>39306586
>>39306589
Sorry lads I'm keeping it for myself. I have posted a couple pictures here and there in the past but I'm not releasing all of them

>>39306641
All of my life savings
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>>39306609
Ebin fancies tilde
hehe
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>>39306630
Most likely. Floyd is a retard but he knows how to sell PPVs.
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>>39306644
Woops, will be needing this:

http://www.strawpoll.me/13784349/

Let's see how many Remainers and Pakis we have in here
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>>39306630
No I think that's just how Mayweather has always been. He was never good with shit talking, he kept his composure and then always managed to win in the fight
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>>39306631
Fuck you Henry. If you were so powerful maybe you should have had Catherine killed instead of getting BTFO by the Pope.
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>>39306644
Why is there a turd in the middle of it?
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>>39306609
Nah I'm not interested in Tilde. I am interested in you though, Ebin. Very interested
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>>39306678
>I am interested in you though, Ebin. Very interested
what did he mean by this?
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What would /britfeel/ do in this situation?
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>>39306640

My Zanchi had the internal pieces like in the top image, and I was also quite surprised about the cutting although it had been a while since I had mine. You definitely got conned there.

In other news you have convinced me to get the Moyu, which I'll order on payday. I left my other main (thunderclap) in Paris and someone else is keeping hold off it now, but I think I'll just order a MoYu GTS2M now after watching the vids you shared.
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>>39306631
>thinks there is any legitimacy or anything that amounts to more than coincidental meaning or 'truth' in a denomination that was founded purely so that the king could swap out his bitch for a newer model
lost sheep, I hope you find your way back to the light
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I for one think Ebin's speech impediment is adorable
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>>39306651

Shipanon here, how much stuff of me do you have
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>>39306697
I would beat the shit out of ebin for being a tripfag nonce tbqhwyl
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>>39306703
>thinks theres any legitimacy in a denomination that was set up to give the largest land own in italy maximum power
lost sheep, i hope your indulgence is cheap
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>>39306710
I don't have a speech impediment as far as I know, then again I've barely spoken to health professionals mostly through my note and gestures
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>>39306690
your bit funny to watch you autist
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>>39306690
Ebin you know there's a discord dedicated to gathering info on you?
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>>39306697
Fuck Tilde really hard whilst maintaining perfect eye contact with Ebin
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>>39306710

>Strong accent
>Speech impediment
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Christ Connor is embarrassing

https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1503699798632.webm
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>>39306723
You definitely have a speech impediment
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>>39306723
https://vocaroo.com/i/s14teGvO3Ixg
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>>39306712
Very little desu, all I know is that you live in Banbury and you look a bit like Dunkey. Also whatever car you drive (think you mentioned it last thread)
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>>39306731
I bet his breath is stinky.
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>>39306731
He looks off his fucking nut, desu I find that more spoopy
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>>39306731
The guy's a wrestling heel that somehow escaped into reality. Of course he's gonna act like that.
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Panicking I have bedbugs because I've noticed a few insect bites lately but i was at the pub most nights in the past two weeks
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>>39306731
holy shit look at that massive dong
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>>39306731
Jesus christ, I wanted him to beat the other guy but now I wish they would just both go down.
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>>39306745
You forgot to add random w's in to your words
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>>39306765
>look at that massive dong
How can black bois compete?
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>>39306745
Dont bully he man, its not cool to make fun of the spackers kid
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spending my friday evening LARPing as a girl on /r9k/ ideal bf threads lads where did it go so wrong?
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>>39306793
alright tilde? don't you have work in the morning
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>>39306745
hahahahaha fuckin britnormie at it again
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>>39306728
I doubt that, you'll have to prove it or post an invite link

>>39306746
mk4 vauxhall astra

>>39306760
did somebody say wrestling? hes a face though
https://youtu.be/ob0jPJj6mL4?list=LLw09YICh4owtkMonhOfxFmQ
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>>39306793
You probably cheered up lots of lonely anons, that is amongs the best things you can do in life.
>>39306745
I normally enjoy this sort of thing but it's just a bit shit mate
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>>39306761
I know how you feel mate, I've had ticks for weeks and it hasn't been sorted out. I can see the fuckers jumping around in my bed
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>>39306745
legit 10/10
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>>39306793
What if they're girls larping as a boy?
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>>39306782
>>39306765
That's definitely at least a semi, he probably took something before going out. He strikes me as the kind of insecure twat who would do that
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>>39306761
Don't worry lad you'll be ok, I had a few insect bites once and got scared I had bedbugs but I couldn't find any and they went away after just a few days
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>be NEET
>need cash cause bennies are piss poor
>pray on ebay retards instead

Past months been pretty good
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>>39306560
>tfw You know you have turned into a sadistic blackpilled bastard, when you agree with the fact that terror attacks are part and parcel of living in a big city, and actually get a sense of meaning and hapiness due to the fact the fact this board comes alive, not to mention their might be a counter reaction against the muzrats.
>tfw also comfy af living in the middle of nowhere in the south eastern country side without the threat of terror attacks and all the other shite that comes along with dealing with terrorism.
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>>39306860
what did you sell lad?
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>>39306860
Are you saying you're scamming these people or that they're paying more than they should? How do you get 600 from 3 items?
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>>39306698
Buy MoYu Weilong GTS2M's
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>anon thinks he's a dedicated britfeel poster
>doesn't even have a folder of britfeel history
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>>39306893

I-I will Xi, don't you worry about that
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>>39306903

>anon think's he is a dedicated ebin fan
>Isn't even willing to drive 200 miles to meet him
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>>39306903
>not having perfect memory
>not using the beautiful organ god gave you over the mechanical devil
lad...
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any university britfriends going 2 university of york?
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>>39306745
More more!


Original
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>>39306875
>>39306877
I sell decks for a card game called ''Cardfight vanguard'' normally do them for 225 each that way people normally hit me with a 200 offer which I accept.
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>>39306822
He was a heel in UFC but he face turned after agreeing to be the underdog that will fight the undefeated boxer who was sent to prison for domestic abuse.
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>>39306745
I require more of this brilliant content immediately
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>North Korea fires a missle
>into the sea
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>>39306698
Shame I got conned but it makes sense, I was really struggling to imagine how my 'Zhanchi' could possibly be used to set a 5.55 world record, even for the very best solvers; it just locked up so much. In a way I'm glad I got conned, because I'm sure my GTS2M will feel absolutely amazing in comparison

>I left my other main (thunderclap) in Paris and someone else is keeping hold off it now
It sounds like the speedcubing community is quite close-knit. Did you find it very easy to make friends?

How did you first start cubing, shippy?
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>>39306980
Susan got him into it.
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>>39306745
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0FMteNgzY9K

how will this anon ever recover?
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>>39306925
You got me there Shippy, don't think I'd be up for that.
>>
do robots actually care about that gay sport?
let alone the 2 biggest cunts of combat sports
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>>39306954
Where do you buy them?
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>>39306997
Did you honestly think you sounded clear in this?

You sound like a toddler mate
>>
Who /lifting/ for Rich Piana
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Remember when these threads weren't about Ebin and Tilde?
No?
Me neither.
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>>39306997
he'll probs post the same thing about ebbs, just take it easy
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>>39306973
At least, Texas is getting literally BTFO, so that can be considered a happening, I guess.

Also, the illegals there are probably fucked because they are too scared to seek shelter since they will get ID checked.
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>>39306997
holy shit L O L
>I don't have a speech impediment
between your impediment and stuttering and the spit coming from your mouth like the niagra falls yeah sure you don't ebin
hahahahaah
>>
got the gcses i want starter pack
>braces
>leavers hoodie
>sociology/criminology/health and social care text book
>hair in pony tail
>>
seeing you guys try to talk about sports is embarrassing
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>>39307025
I'm having an extra scoop in his honour
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>>39307030
>they would rather die in a storm that risk going back to Mexico
what an awful country it must be
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>>39307065
Hardly anyone actually cares really.
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>>39307055
I'll prove I don't by putting on a different voice
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>>39307026
yeah last year, new years, January, think it might have started changing around feb/march
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>>39306997
>gay stutter and lisp
>adds ws to words like johnathan ross

yeah no impediment at all
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>>39307100
>>39307089
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1sED1QLTA77

see, no impenitent just my resting voice is lazy
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>>39307089
Use your chaddiest voice please, I know you have it deep within you. Your chin proves it
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>>39306980
>anon buys chinese cube
>gets conned and ends up with a fake
Don't buy chinese products
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>>39307115
>>39307111
I second this, Ebin please
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>>39307111
You probably thought this was funny but it's just embarrassing.

Jesus christ.
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>>39307111
9/10 for effort. 7/10 for execution
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>>39307111
holy shit ITS EVEN FUCKING WORSE
hahahahaha holy shit
speech impediment ebin strikes again
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>>39307111
>all that stuttering
Yup, no impediment there.
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>>39306997
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0FMteNgzY9K
Awww he needs a hug
and intensive speech therapy
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>>39306980

Yeah it is close knit, most of the UK regular competition attendees know each other quite well. You'll make friends easily, anyone makes friends from the turbo autists to the normies, that's why I shill it so hard, it's a perfect community for robots/cyborgs to integrate into,

I used to know Mats Valk quite well 7-8 years ago but then I stopped going to foreign competitions so much and we lost touch, but I did speak to him in Paris for a bit fortunately.
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>>39307007
Yes lad, people do care about one of the biggest fights in recent history. Stop with this false robot/normie dichotomy
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>>39305890
fuck me ebin youre giving me anxiety and im sat in my bedroom,
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>>39307079
Uh no, Me-hee-co is a beautiful, diverse, proud nation of wonderful, friendly people. They just have to be allowed into the US because um, well you know because they... uh... beca-mmm, well... WHAT ARE YOU A BIGOT?!?!
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>>39307134
after I drink some more coke, my voice is dying from talking too much

>>39307141
I didn't really think it was funny, cringe humor at best and guarantee'd (you)'s

>>39307159
Its not a big fight though, its just a massive PR/marketing thing. I'll watch it for the spectacle though.
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>>39307072
I'm having an extra poop in his honour

WHATEVER IT TAKES
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>>39307111
>Ebin literally speaks like a spak
Spakky speaking ebin
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>>39307111

URL gets dubs, post gets trips
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>>39307111
did he actually fucking delete it?
I can't view it
hahahah damage control ultimate
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>Out with work colleagues for the first time
>"Wow Anon, I didn't think you were the type to drink haha!"
What does this mean? Should I be offended? This isn't the first time this type of thing has happened.
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Everytime Ebin is sperging out at people, all you have to do is imagine his spakky speech impediment.
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>>39307072
>WHATEVER IT TAKES

I am now a registered sex offender
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>>39307026
I've been here since early 2015 lad. The thread simply needs personalities to revolve around, it was Poley, then the waifufags, now Tilde and Ebin. Eventually their popularity dies down and they either leave (like the old waifufags) or they stay and get ignored and gradually post less. It's the cycle of /britfeel/
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>>39307221
can't even make this shit up
Spakky Speaking Ebin
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>>39307218
Are you a woman? You fucking overthink things like one. Grow some balls lad, they didn't mean anything by it other than you seem like someone who doesn't drink. Why do you give a shit?
>>
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1d8lXUnVnEe
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>>39307221

>A yorkshire accent is a speech impediment
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>>39307218
Do you speak at all like our resident smelly boi?
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>>39307111
>>39307141
That's bullshit, that was funny.
>>39307183
Don't listen to him mate. I laughed and not in a cringe way either.
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>>39307218
I guess you seem like a very serious guy who doesnt like fun
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>>39307208
I delete them all, i'm not keeping that shit on the internet

last one now, clearly normal when I make it deep
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0vqjnh1NgJ8

apologize
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>>39307026
>Remember when these threads weren't about Ebin and Tilde?
uh yeah tilde vanished for months and everyone thought he was dead?
sure ebin has been around for ages but the worship has increased significantly in recent months
>>
>preorder an XboneX to scalp
>nobody wants the fucking thing
bravo microshaft...
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>>39307258
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0vqjnh1NgJ8
Downloaded this one ebin.
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>>39307258
you're digging yourself a much deeper hole god damn
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>>39307233
This deeply disturbs me
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>>39307163
Ebin's new video definitely gave off a Hitchcock vibe. Modern day kino I say
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>>39307258
>Hewwo guysh Chad hewe
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>>39307258

They are all mongoloids, you have a very strong Yorkshire accent, but your voice is normal
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>>39307258
this can't be real, i don't believe for a second someone is this autistic
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>>39307258
>constant stuttering
Yup definitely no speech impediment.
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>>39307258
>helwo guysh
>u-u-und i hleuw
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>>39307233
Got Twin Peaks vibes in the beginning
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>>39307258
Speak like this all the time, vast improvement. All you need to do now is work on the stutter
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Daily reminder that no one will ever be able to match Ebin's cult following on britfeel
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>>39307258
>clearly normal
Do you really believe this lad?
Your mouldy walls, greasy long hair, freakishly lanky fingers and spakky voice are starting to fit into a fully doxxable portfolio
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>>39307288
Try reversing it
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>>39307326
Good. Hopefully we get the /britfeel/ equivalent of Jonestown and the trips stop getting (you)s
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>>39307326
"They're making fun of me how do I deflect this"
"AH YES, EBINS CULT FOLLOWING IS RATHER STRONG, THEY ARENT LAUGHING ATTT ME THEYRE LAUGHING WITTTHHH ME"
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>>39307258
Just end your life mate
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>>39307339
idk how to reverse it. I'm scared to aswell
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I'd love ebin to start a patreon and get 1000/bong a month to trigger all his haters
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Where were you in the months when Ebin was ousted as a literal mouldy freak of nature?
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>>39307324
i can't, its the lowest it will go and just as much effort as the high pitched one

>>39307223
fun trivia, I was the one who summoned tilde back too
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>>39307326

>wanting a 'following' on a sub thread of an anonymous image-board

How do people inflate their egos so massively over the most insignificant things?
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>it's an ebin delivers golden oc yet again episode
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>tfw ebin is on a night out one day and all his haters are festering on britfeel
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>>39307159
stfu pussy I'd slap the shit out of you if you called this a big fight near me
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What the fuck is that accent? Its not full on Yorkshire, I'm guessing you live in York?
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>Well logic would dictate the cat had an owner that cares about it. A dead spider means nothing to no one.

;( spiders have no one
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>>39307386
Give people a modicum of """fame""" and they will go absolutely nuts, especially people on /r9k/ where they don't get the attention irl.
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>>39307013
buy the parts from the local card shop, get them cheap build the shit up then flog it
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Ebin is definitely above his haters. For one thing he's a known guy and his haters are just nobodies. They might be better people in real life but on the thread Ebin is king.
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>>39307361
I did it for you
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0GVj7Y7duUJ
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why dont you all leave ebin alone and pick on someone your own size
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With his town and knowing where he frequents what he sounds like and his skin tone and the general structure of his face literally any autist could go to Filey
camp out at his frequent spots and even browse britfeel for a heads up on when he's heading out and then get the fucker good
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>used to watch a nice show or a film every night
>now reduced to watching some autist run for 10 mins in the dark and hearing his spastic attempts at speaking
Where did it all go so wrong?
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The EIDF are out in full for tonight it seems
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>>39307406
>just nobodies
on an anonymous imageboard, where identifying yourself automatically makes you a fag
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>>39307423
those salad fingers extend him so much I don't think anybody is his size
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>>39307420
Ebin could actually probably get a job as a voice actor on a kids cartoon show
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>>39307381
Thank you, added to my collection. I've also greatly enjoyed your vocaroos tonight, don't listen to the haters. You have a very slight lisp but nothing to concern yourself about, they're just being typical schoolyard bullies
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>>39307433
>literally any autist could go to Filey

Already planning on it
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Sorry ebin but I can't take a word of yours seriously now I know what you sound like
Holy shit hahahaha
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>>39307475
Post your voice. Let's see if it's better than Ebin's
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>>39307387
He unironically made my night once again. Bravo Ebin
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>>39307441

We prefer the term 'ebguard', but yes we are
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>>39307475
>now I know what you sound like

how new are you lad?
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>>39307475
>he hadn't heard ebin already
I don't take you seriously as a britfeeler you bloody normie
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>>39307473
Don't forget to bring along his nemesis for ultimate giggles when ebin begs for his love and companionship once more
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Got some posh tendies from m&s for the dine in for 2, very nice. Got some mac and cheese for tomorrow aswell and some sticky toffee pudding!
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>>39307467
Don't act as if ebin doesn't give others shit, if he wants to be a personality on an anonymous forum he's gonna get criticism
Like about his gay noncy lisp
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>>39307398
Impressive lad, did you just get through the last thread?

For what it's worth I keep some spider bros in the house, if they're really big and scary then I'll escort them outside though
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>>39307483
Ok mate. I'm happy to prove it.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0lvJPw5hRVj
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>>39307395
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0kEkR4HYZSa
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For the people complaining we talk about ebin too much, they are absolutely free to steet discussion themselves, but instead they'd rather whine than contribute
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>>39307483
Why would I? I'm not looking to be a trip personality on here
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>>39307518
fucking top tier
starting to really love this lad
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>>39307518
ur a bit normal
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>>39307518

With all due respect, a Yorkshire accent is miles above a Glaswegian accent
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tomorrows day trip is to morecambe.
looks exciting.
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>>39307534
and you're whining about them
and I'm whining about you

kill the weed by the roots
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>>39307507
Very true desu, he needs to take what he dishes out. I just wanted to give him a word of support so that he isn't discouraged from posting things like that again
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>>39307534
>try to start a conversation
>gets drowned out by people talking about Ebin
Great plan
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>>39307511
Aye lad, always give a thread a read through. Same, got one chilling in the corner of my room now. Those big bastards have to leave though.
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ctrl + f 'ebin' = 95 results

We will easily top 100 this thread, good work lads
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>>39307534
>*close knit group of people all enjoying a civil discussion*
>*tripfags enter*
>BLAH BLAH BLAH SHIT SHIT SHIT BLAH BLAH BLAH
>wow I really wish those trips would leave, the quality of the thread plummeted instantly
>HAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO WHINE HAHAHAHA
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>>39307529
He walks funny anorl.
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>>39307534
Never mind that Ebin shoves himself back in whenever conversation strays too far from him or his normie boyfriend
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Let's rack up some tilde mentions lads
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>>39307534
you keep saying that but treating the symptom instead of the cause doesn't seem to be working
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>>39307572
People who hate tripfags should go and read the 8 chan /britfeel/ (where tripfags are banned) and see how boring all the posts are. It really is so dull.
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Ebin has earned his place as the most revered britfeeler
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>>39307574
yeah but that's only because he's been smashing his balls off yer mothers arse cheeks
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>>39307578
>number of times len and saku have mentioned each other in thread : 0
>number of times ebin and tilde flirt with each other in thread: 628373

yet ebin still moans about them two "humble bragging"
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>>39307283
Post it pls then lad
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>>39307600
All I need to know about him right here
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>>39307605
there's plenty of places to go to interact with stuttering, anime posting, pseudo-faggot attention whores
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>>39307571
Here's 96 desu ;)

Has everyone watched Ebin's new video? If you pay attention at 2:20 doesn't it look like he's bowlegged? Either that or he walks like an absolute faggot, his feet are both twisted inwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBS_jM1uzU0
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>>39307600
Those legs are honestly terrifying
Very kronenbourg
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>>39307565
Yea house spiders are the worst. Don't really mind if they long legs but when they have big bodies on top of long legs I'm out.
The small ones just chill in the corner and take care of the creepy crawlies
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>>39307650
SHE IS THINSPO LEAVE HER ALONE
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>>39307646
freak of nature strikes again
notice how hes fucked off too? probably crying into his salad fingers with dribble coming from his mouth as he stutters "i-i-i D-DONT HAVE A S-SPEECH IMPWEDIMEN"
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>>39307646

I love the way he says "dog excrement" at 2:09
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>>39307620
Tha seems proper insecure abart summet lad.
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>>39305315
I know the feel lad, nothing better than looking out my window with a warm tea, some rich teas and playing vidya games with the bois
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>>39307650
what are you talking about? those are just what a normal woman's legs look like
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>>39307636
What was he agreeing to?

Can't believe he legitimately forgot to take off his trip. He must be a pass user too if he's posting too quick to notice.
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>>39307646
I've legit seen people with clubbed feet walk more normal than that.
>>
check out this video I just filmed

https://streamable.com/haamt
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I'm going to go to bed. /britfeel/ better not exist when I wake up.
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>>39307600
Holy shit is this the power of bulimia?
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>>39307693
yeah got a few insecurities me lad
>>
If Ebin was disabled it would all make sense.
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>>39307614
Its weird, it makes me feel uneasy. Went for some brown rice and the thread is talking about me

>>39307636
I like how (s)he tried to delete it afterwards as if nobody would see it

>>39307646
>>39307704
I've posted about that before, both my feet curve inward when I walk so I walk like a spaz, I had mobile joints or something so it bends. I think it makes my hands and movement camp as well but I can't be too sure

>>39307473
what do you plan on doing?
>>
>this monitor is so cheap it wobbles when i type
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>>39307749
>what do you plan on doing?

Just having a quick browse around the famed town before/after scarborough september
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>>39305596
Give it like 2 years and it will be revealed he was the absolute mechanonce
>>
I wonder if ebcunt is the product of rampant incest?
literally everything about him is fucked up in some way and that reaches into his head too as he is so deranged and fucked up
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>>39307749
I like how he let you take the blame for it all that time, and how you throw him under the bus the moment it's convenient
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>>39307646
How the fuck does he run like that?
I'm skinny as fuck and leave the house a lot but if I try to jog I throw up after 30 seconds
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And you don't seem to understand that Lain is the best poster
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Milk Cat 165
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>>39307784
>he is so deranged and fucked up
aren't we all? or is that too edgey
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>>39307736
Just like all of us, britfeel posters.
>>
had a few and feeling very tired desu

just want a gf desu
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>>39307814
no eb we arent all deranged
or if we are youre on a totally different level of fucked
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Wonder how many yanks will die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-615uhU8By8
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>>39307776
It'll be nice in September, its too busy during the school holidays like now. Not much to do though apart from walking on the cliff/beach

>>39307802
I did 5 weeks of couch to 5k in April/May
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>>39307834
not him
>>39307851
i'm not you am I?
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Just imagine you're walking your dog on a nice early morning and you see this freak of nature in the distance:
>long dishevelled hair that hasn't been shampooed in 10 years
>spastic bowlegged feet
>salad finger hands
>stench of rotten fish coming from his phimosis ridden cock
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>>39307784
very possible. that would explain his messed up family situation that he's been reticent about
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Just drank some water :)
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>>39307869
I'd probably be staring and examining them too and keep looking over my shoulder at them, I'm aware enough to know that I'm probably scaring people and making them concerned
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>>39307901
I've only had 500ml today, thanks for reminding me lad.
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>>39307838
>be yank
>die due to a stiff breeze
>>
I went to school with Kyle. People called him Ham and Eggo.
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>feel bad for buying a game
>make 40 bongs camming for 2 hours
>feel good again
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>>39307915
>massive thin salad fingers and spastic bow legs running toward you in the night
>"fookin nowahmees weeeeeeeee"
>>
>>39307998
>leave family $90,000 hospital bill debt
>>
>>39308009
I'll bite. Link to stream?
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>>39308024
>and another $150,000 debt because a brick from your house struck a random nigger
>>
>feel bad about life in general
>lie on a Taiwanese basket weaving forum
>feel good again
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>>39308009
yes yes we've heard it before. no one cares unless you're going to post pics or funny stories
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>>39308030
https://seemywillyformoney.com
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>>39307928
>tfw have had approximately 6 litres today
>that's not even unusual
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>>39308009
At least post your legs.
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>>39308057
ngl if people were willing to give me money for camming (without posting face) I'd definitely go for it, exchange lewds, whatever
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>>39308057
>tfw actually tried to follow that link
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>>39308061
There is a thing called overhydration you know? be safe
>>
>>39308079
I'd do it for free. For the pure sexual thrill.
>>
>>39308130
I ERP'd with some faggot on discord a while ago, exchanged nudes, wanked together etc. and it definitely was thrilling at first but eventually you get over it.
>>
if ebin makes it and has grandchildren, do you think he will tell them about us?
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>>39308112
Thanks for the concern anon. I don't force myself to drink it, I'm just constantly sipping, never stop. I don't like the feeling of my throat drying out, which happens just seconds after I swallow. I'd say I have water in my mouth (I take a big mouthful and gradually swallow it over the course of about a minute) for longer in total than I don't have water in my mouth
>>
>>39308030
Rather not be doxxed

>>39308045
Sorry I'm just still amazed that I get paid to masturbate

>>39308079
I started because I liked the thrill, getting paid for it is what kept me going
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>>39308190
>makes money from camming
>doesnt want potential customers
you lying fat fuck
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YOU GIVE YOUR HAND TO ME
THEN YOU SAY HELLO
AND I CAN HARDLY SPEAAAAK
MY HEART IS BEATING SO

AND ANYONE CAN TELL
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME WELL
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW MEEEEEEE
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>>39308175
Did some stuff like that when everybody was on omegle and chatroulette.
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>ran out of water
>too lazy to get up and refill my bottle
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>>39308204
>potential customers
I make the majority of my income through maybe ~10 big spenders out of 3,000 followers. No, I don't need """potential customers""" from here.
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>>39308242
Ok fatty hope your next mukbang video gets a lot of views
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>>39308204
>Thinking the stingy neets on here would donate.
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>>39308264
I don't need you to send your neetbux to me. I've never been fat, I'm quite athletic.
Strange that you're desperate to see me even though you don't know what I look like, you know chaturbate has hundreds of other guys, right?
>>
I've been out of the game for a long, long time friendos.

What's the latest with Poley?

Any new photos? News?
>>
>>39308320
>desperate
because you keep posting about it. Just like the guy who claimed to be making tons of money of DJing I'd like to see evidence
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>>39308294
it's the dopes with nothing that tend to throw cash away

rich people don't get rich by spending money
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>>39308395
>evidence
Sure, here's my last 3 sessions and my total since some time earlier this month.

Yes I am aware that people make more money doing a full time, minimum wage job but getting paid this much for a 1-2 hour cam session every day or two is pretty good.
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>>39308448
>dollars
GTFO BURGER
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>>39308395
This was from one guy in a private show.
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>>39308448
do you take your willy out? do you show face?
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>>39308448
Rather jerk for a bit than clock in for a full day.
>>
American camwhores get the fuck out of my thread
>>
>>39308459
It's an American company you idiot, they only work in dollars. I transfer it to bongs later.
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>>39308403
>rich people don't get rich by spending money

they get rich by working a good job, which in return gives them access to more lavish resources. rich do spend money. who do think buys all the expensive cars, clothes, houses, and meals?
>>
>>39308489
Do you have to show your face?
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>>39308448
why would anyone donate to you? its easy as fuck to get gay sex.
>>
>>39308497
I think he meant rich people don't waste their money, like on camwhores for example. They either use their money to attract women irl or get a prozzie
>>
>>39308468
I do both those things.

>>39308481
Pretty much.

>>39308485
They display your earnings in dollars on the site, it's up to you to transfer it to whatever currency you want. I'm not American.

>>39308505
You don't have to but my cock and face are my money makers.

>>39308516
I don't question it, I'm just glad they do.
>>
lads, how do I get benzos without prescription?

(or an alternative)
>>
>>39308516
Why talk to people on an online message board when you can talk to people in real life?
>>
>>39308525
Post a picture of your cock. No homo
>>
>>39308534
>how do I get benzos without prescription?darknet
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>>39308558
Seconded, kinda homo
>>
>>39308525
Effeminate twink/trap or do you make that much just being the average looking lad with a dildo?
>>
>>39308554
>you can talk to people in real life?
Can I even?
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>>39308559
do you have experience buying from the darknet though?
>>
lidl opens right next to me in a month and they pay 8 dubloons an hr for sales assistant

what the fuck lads
>>
>>39308554
>Why talk to people on an online message board when you can talk to people in real life?

i genuinely can't remember the last person ive spoken to irl that wasn't a family member

feelsbadman
>>
An odd quirk of getting paid in dollars is I actually make more money when GBP is weaker. So I'm a Brit benefiting from our country's economy being shit and the US economy being good.

>>39308578
I've said it before and I'll say it again, traps make fuck all on cam because only a few weirdos watch them. There are not as many trap enthusiasts as you think.
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Hey guys. Dont make a big deal out of it but I'm a qt femboy camgirl (male) teehee.
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>>39308613
So you're just a normal lad who sticks things in his arse?
>>
>>39308581
>>39308609

The reason why you talk to people here instead of irl is the same reason people watch porn instead of paying for sex.
>>
>>39308558
I was only here to be smug about making money for wanking

>>39308614
Do you think I'd be making money if I looked like that? Also why does everyone assume I'm some femboy trap sissy? They're not popular at all to normal people.
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>>39308614
me too lad
it's quite the racket. Desperate, hormonal virgins are a goldmine
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>>39308554
because its 1 in the morning you mong and im not donating to people on here. i dont pay to exclusively use this service
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>>39308631
>who sticks things in his arse?
I don't even do that. I just stroke my dick and people pay me for it.
>>
>>39308605
Aldi pays 8.50-10 an hour too, I reckon they underemploy and work you to the bone. I never see anyone working in the new lidl that opened up and the shelves are always messy and understacked
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>>39308642
>Also why does everyone assume I'm some femboy trap sissy?
because you're acting like a bitchy attention seeking cunt
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>>39308614
He said he was athletic, how does that correlate to him being a femboy you half wit.
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>>39308225
not him but I was on omegle around 2008/2009 all you had to do was have the camera pointed at your dick and people loved it. it was fucking brilliant
>back in day
>wanking away with some yank bird
>she's using both hands to play with herself, but typing messages as well
>I ask how she's doing it and she replies my friend is here
>I ask if the friend wants to join in, and she does
>have them both playing with each other while I wanked off
can't do it IRL, but fuck me that was an experience and a half. love you internet
>>
>>39308665
How much would I make with a decently girthy 7.5" penor? Do you have to show your face to make big money?
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>>39308678
>whiteknighting for a faggot whore
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>>39308642
Aren't you worried that if you ever get a proper job your coworkers will find hours of footage of you wanking?
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>>39308697
I doubt camwhores get paid by the inch
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>>39308586
Nope but some anon here posted his method. Here you go:
>Download Tor Browser from the Tor Project website
>Download PGP software. I use GPG Suite for Mac, you'll need something different for windows.
>Go to Reddit.com/r/darknetmarkets and go to the market superlist, get the URL for Dream Market.
>Open your Tor Browser. Put in the URL for Dream Market. Sign up and then find something you want to buy.
>Go to Local Bitcoins. Find a guy selling Bitcoins who accepts bank transfers.
>Transfer him the money.
>Once he's unlocked the Bitcoins, send them to your Dream Market account
>Take the Vendor's public PGP key, import it into your PGP software, and then encrypt your address.
>Order what you want, send the vendor your encrypted address.
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>>39308670
>bitchy
You're the one seething with anger here
>attention seeking
This is true

>>39308701
No, because how would they find me? They'd have to LOOK for gay porn to find me. I'm not on pornhub with millions of views, I'm on a camsite getting maybe 200 viewers consistently.
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>>39308710
Yeah but big benis is more aesthetic right? Just considering trying to cut into your market to pay for booze.
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>>39308697
You'd do pretty well with that size, honestly. Showing your face helps if you're decent looking.
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>>39308729
>seething with anger
yeah my bloods really boiling over here not like this thread is constantly filled with dickheads
>>
Does anyone know how to disable Facebook videos popping in their own window once you press back?
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>>39308746
Good to know. Does being ottermode/toned help much? Seems like that would be a decent way to make up for my busted face.
>>
>>39308746
you think theres a niche for below average phimosis penises?
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>>39308773
I'd pay pal you 100 right now to see it.
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>>39308757
Cool dude, good talk. Until next time.

>>39308770
>ottermode/toned
That is like the most desired physique for men on chaturbate. Athletic looking, big dick and handsome/cute face is what makes the money.
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>>39308735
it's not as simple as it looks
you need to get good at manipulating the camera, the lighting, post-fx, filters, and that's just your studio
you need to be in peak condition too, we're talking total body shaving and/or epilating, an empty stomach and douching, diuretics, and that's still before we get to attire

there's a lot that goes into it, it's not something you can just pick up out of the blue and expect to make bank with
>>
>>39308698
God at least fucking insult people correctly.
Just tell him to get HIV or something.
>>
>>39308792
Fug. If only there was a way to workout my face to be more attractive.
>>
fucking love this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd0zY_DYxjE
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>>39308792
>Athletic looking, big dick and black
ftfy
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>>39308795
I mean I'm using my shitty laptop webcam still. I'll get a better one soon but I've made it this far without.

All that shit is good but you don't NEED it. I certainly don't.
>>
YYEAGUGH!

The bumple! We are at the bumple!
THE BUMPLE!
>>
>>39308773
Yeah that shits my fetish. post pics please.
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>>39308692
similar stuff happened to me when i was on omegle back in the day. i swear it was just easier back then and i dont know why.

i still sometimes find slags on omegle, but they are usually on the text version.
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>>39308795
I can do the physical shit no problem. I workout a fair bit anyway because its one of my only hobbies. Guess I need to learn how to manipulate a camera and lighting. Cheers for the help chief.
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>>39308783
>>39308830
I'm not desperate enough yet
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I-I swear I get paid because I'm so good looking not because I do disgusting freak show stuff.
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>>39308819
>black
Uhhh not really, why? There are popular black guys and white guys, but mostly white guys though.
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>>39308839
You're kind of wasting your time here bub.
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>>39308837
Don't go asking this shit if you're just going to fanny out Ebin. Show us your mouldy penis. I'll pitch in 20 quid.
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>>39308842
Heh insecure white boi detected
>>
>>39308837
Please daddy, do it for us.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0rulzwa4uw
Rip Rich Piana, a bright star gone too soon
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>>39308874
Cool dude, good post
>>
>>39308726
>Dream Market.

The admins are actively involved in scamming customers. Please avoid
>>
>comfy thread
>camfag starts posting
>gets shit
Hope you're all happy
>>
>>39308937
I don't think anyone except that faggot is happy lad
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>>39308921
and the wallmart company uses slave labour
nobody is a saint, but we need groceries/drugs
>>
>>39308937
I didn't ask for all these replies. I could have just posted my smug anime face and been silent, but I got asked stuff and I answered
>>
>>39308966
>I didn't ask for all these replies
that's literally how posting works
>>
>>39308937
This thread hasn't been comfy since March
>>
Ebin restore peace in this thread fast pls.
Unite us by posting something dumb for us to laugh at.
Thank Mr. Ebin.
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>>39308921
Is this from personal experience or have you just heard it? Sounds proper sketch, I just want drugs reeeee
>>
>>39308979
I don't think much changed
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>>39309043
I don't care what you think, Ebin
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Just woke up from my nap. I feel a little better emotionally, but I have an insane headache. Think I'm gonna go back to sleep. I won't be in the /nightguard/ for tonight I think. Just wanted to wish you all well tonight
>>
>>39309099
Why are you sad all the time?
>>
>>39309099
Good night lad. Also your waifu/avatar is ugly as fuck, could you post without it from now on? Thanks
>>
>>39309099
Could be migraines mate. If so I hope you grow out of them because they really suck.
>>
new bread anyjuan?
>>
>>39309018
I've been a vendor for years, this is without a doubt the most shady. Wait until a more established site is up and running.
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>>39309017
not him but
>16 year old
>with a girl at her house
>she's fit, proper fit
>don't know how I managed it but i'm at her house
>kissing downstairs she says let's go upstairs
>in her bedroom
>she asks what I want to do
>I look around
>see connect four
>30 min later stride out of her house as connect four champion
>halfway home realise what just happened
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Lads what is the current popular darknet market? I used to buy weed three or four years ago off silkroad but I kicked the habit and haven't been on the darknet and such for a while, I heard silkroad got taken down or something.
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>>39309153
Thank for story Mr. Anon
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Alrite lads feeling a bit shit desu. I've had hiccups for 6 hours now, I've tried everything but nothing works. I've got a spider trapped in a box so I might try letting it out and see what happens. In a bit lads
>>
>>39309099
You taken anything lately?
Any medication?
>>
I'm too stupid to check, but do we just take the /britfeel/ picture from the previous thread for the next (given time of day) or do we have to edit it a bit each time.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo8rsSEahlg

ebins house desu
>>
>>39309225
>Ebin
>House

Implying he doesn't sleep in a car boot.
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>>39309111
I'm not sad all the time, if anything I think I'm quite optimistic. It's just today I felt really sad. When I post about what I'm contemplating I'm not sad either, even if the topic I'm thinking about is seemingly a sad one

>>39309120
Night night. I really like Crona though, I'd like to keep posting him/her

>>39309122
I don't get them frequently, I think I'm just a little dehydrated from crying earlier

>>39309188
Nope, nothing. I took some ibuprofen the other week
>>
why do neets always post anime girls or gay looking guys? why not post someone cool like goku
>>
>>39309264
Strange that you'd feel that way without taking any medication.
When I was in high school I took night nurse and was tripping balls for 3 days.
>>
>>39309264
Ignore him lad, I think Crona is pretty cute, I hadn't heard of them before you started posting but then I went and collected some pictures of them myself.
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>>39309282
>goku

well butters you are gifted
>>
>>39309264
I wish the soul eater cast had a bit more characterisation.
>Maka: "muh tits"
>Soul: "Cooru"
>Black star: "BIGGU!"
>That fuckin bitch with Black star: ...
>Crona: "What do I do?!"
>51 episodes of this, best anim 10/10
>>
>>39309334
what does this even mean? you are not making any sense
>>
>>39309361
well I hope somebody remembers that video
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>>39309318
Thank you lad, here's that same pic with a higher resolution, I put it through waifu2x myself and selected the most optimum noise reduction option
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The spider is now somewhere in my room.

So depressed - zozzle
>>
Damn, thread went to shit. We had a good run today though, had some solid laughs

I'm off to wank and sleep. So long gayboys
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Bloddy hell have I got to make a new thread you lazy bastards!
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>>39309591
haha I dare you to make a new thread lad
>>
>>39309591
Save us from the curse of the bumple, daddy!
>>
>>39309419
Thanks Crona, hope you have a good sleep if you're not staying up, btw I was the anon who posted earlier about being in the same position as you and the same age, just try and keep your head up lad.
>>
Have to be honest and say a big part of me fancies Ebin. I'm a girl btw
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>>39309660
if a girl does fancy him its because he gets so much attention
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>>39309660
The last female to say that to him went missing.
>>
Bloody hell you really are a lazy lot
New thread:
>>39309694
>>39309694
>>39309694
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Here you go you lazy sods


>>39309713
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