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>tfw no bf

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I-I just want a cuteboi. Not a trap or just someone to lewd with. Someone to get ice cream with and go on walks holding hands. Someone that makes me blush and want to kiss their cheek. Why can't we get to know each other first? Prison gays fuck off REEEEEEEEEE
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>>39262537
>I-I just want a cuteboi. Not a trap or just someone to lewd with. Someone to get ice cream with and go on walks holding hands. Someone that makes me blush and want to kiss their cheek. Why can't we get to know each other first? Prison gays fuck off REEEEEEEEEE

Dumb sissy white boi.
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>>39262601
Stay emotionally cucked then.
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>ywn love tender, sweet and gentle
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>>39262537
Where do you live?
Original? No. Gay? Yes.
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>want a bf
>not cute

what do i do
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>>39263772
what do u mean not cute? body shape or face, if body get in shape, if face im sure somebody will find u attractive, i always thought i was ugly but i met someone. i beleive in u anon!
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I want a bf but I'm not really sexual, sadly that holds a lot of people off
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>>39262537
>tfw no bf
this feel haunts me everyday
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>people want traps and shit, but nobody wants a chubby pseudo-bear bf
haha sucks to suck, i guess
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>>39264412
sometimes i feel like i'm attractive and i clean up really well. other times i feel like i'm ugly and i've got a face like a shovel or a pile of rocks

it makes me wonder if i'm being delusional when i think that i look good. or maybe that's just low self-esteem talking, right?

what i do know, is that i've never had a boyfriend. and that i'm definitely not cute. at the very least i definitely do not look cute at all.
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>>39263772
post contact
originally of course
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>>39262537
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>>39263772
>>39264412
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>>39265016


K, at least the gays are now admitting that they are making pure gay threads rather than attempting to hide between the "DAE LE TRAPS NOT GAY DISCUSS HURHUR" meme.

Now that this is an indisputably gay thread, why isn't this being banned? This should be on /lgbt/ and /soc/. Why don't the r9k mods deal with this shit?
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>>39265016
show face so I can judge
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>>39265332
At least, we can finally leave in peace now we know that the board is composed by a vast majority of faggots.
It's my last night here, I recommend you to do the same.
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>>39265316
i don't know anything about you though
and you don't know anything about me

>>39265396
i'm not going to post my face in a gay thread
it's also against the rules now

>>39265539
yes, you should probably leave. sorry.
have you tried reddit?
it seems like you would fit in really well there
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>>39265628
This anime girl does not represent you. You are a grown man. Please reconsider your life path.
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>>39265672
Please fuck up you stupid ass bitch, look at yourself you should reconsider your lifepath being on this cesspit of a site that wreaks havoc on the psyche of socially isolated people
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>>39265628
Thank you for destroying robot culture fag, you are very good at making this board a bigger cancer than reddit itself.
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>>39265672
>getting upset at someone using an anime picture on an anime image board
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>>39265729
Shut the fuck up you ain't about shit you retarded cuntgoblin I am questioning the authenticity of how long your presence has been on this site, shut up, i hate my dad
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>>39265771
where does the R9K board say its anime thank you in advance
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Then you'll get banged up for being a fag in public.

Gg no re.
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>>39265729
>Thank you for destroying robot culture fag
Thats pretty fuckin autistic anon.
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>>39265819
>not realizing 4chan was originally made for anime.
jeez
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>>39265829
Me:Hey listen, I'm better than you!

Anon;How dare you fucking burn me!?!,

Me:I play on PC,my phones,and a "New" Nintendo 3DS XL (I had to buy it,because my Nintendo 3DS XL broke "the hinge broke" AND played on other video game consoles (Nintendo Wii,Nintendo DS,Xbox,Xbox 360,PS3,PS4).And also,I have a Nintendo life;it's because I love Nintendo! Don't hate EVERTHING! (So stop talking shite to everyone and the developers!),

Anon(Yelling):Hey everyone,we have a 10 year old!Hey everyone,we got a nerd!Hey everyone,we got a dumbass!(I get triggered)

Me(Upset):YOU CALLED A DUMBASS!?!VI,RUBI,FIOLA,AMETHYST,MYOUGI,JEH'OUL GET OVER HERE!!! (Then,the Wings of Vi characters land onto the scene)

Vi:How dare call this young teen 10!?!

Me(Sad):And he also called me a dumbass.,

Anon:It's because he's also Chinese!,

Rubi:He's not Chinese!

Amethyst:Stop being a hypocrite!,

Anon:Oh my god,an angel just called a hypocrite!,

Fiola:Words can't protect you!,

Anon:Yeah they can,

The angels,Fiola,and I:...,

Anon:Ha made you silent.,

All but Anon:You know what time it is,Bruce!,

Me:It's time to transform! (I transform into an angel,(meaning I have white skin,and I have 6 Angel Wings) equipped with the Game Master Sword "It shoots beams",and Game Master Shield "Blocks anything harmful, including words")

Me:Alright,let's finish him! (a very long,boring fight,where Anon attacks with WORDS,and runs very fast "100mph")

All but Anon:Yes,we finally kill the world's worst poster ever!
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>>39265829
You may have missed it but this board had his own identity before the trap/fag flood.
Enjoy your new non-blue /lgbt/, I'm out.
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>>39262537

pls post more anime cuteboys couples
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>>39263772
>what do i do
You come to the realization that we don't get to have a cute relationship. People like us are left alone and miserable.
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>>39262601
why do white people make these comments
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I still can't believe how I got a cute bf irl, off discord no less, and I've never been happier in life
I believe in you all, you too can get your qt bfs!
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>>39267145
i wasted my youth. i used to be attractive. i was fit and young and cute. i had great legs and a great ass. then i smoked too much weed and dropped out of college and got fat and spent the next 6 years drinking every night. now i'm a mess.

where's my second chance? how do i go back and undo this?
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>>39267264
Please tell me your secrets, anon, how did you do it
I am so desperate I just want to love and be loved
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>>39267316
There are no second chances. Consider yourself lucky that you had one to start with. There are those of us who never had one at all.
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>>39262537
same anon, iktf
i want to serve my bf breakfast but i cant even open up to my opportunity with that potential someone on discord
feels sad men
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>>39267264
But how, anon?

I'm really jealous

Originally though
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>>39262537
Well, you put it into words pretty well. It hurts more and more the more I want it. Is it really too much to ask for?

...Evidently, yes.
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>tfw have bf
>he's halfway across the country
Why, God?
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why are most of the "gays" here just trap chasers?

why dont any of you guys just like regular boys?
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>>39268142
Because gays are a significant minority. Only a small amount of men are attracted to masculine features while the vast majority of men like feminine features to which traps have.
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>>39268237

No. Gay men are attracted to masculine men.
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>>39268383
That's what I said anon. Gay men are in the minority which is why there aren't many here but so many trap fans.
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>met perfect qt robot
>we click on all levels, at least that's how it seems
>he lives across the country
>I could barely contain my tears at work today
>came home and talked to him on discord for a little bit
>he had to go and now I'm crying uncontrollably in bed because I'm wondering if he just doesn't want to talk to me, the fact that we'll never be together, and the fact that he already means so much to me yet I'm probably a passing thought to him
>I just want to die, I can't take this nauseating pit in my stomach anymore
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>>39268589
Well to be fair, if he's actually a robot, then you're probably not just a passing thought. Unless it's clear he's got lots of friends or possible bfs or orbiters or whatever, and otherwise doesn't fit the criteria, then I doubt you're just a passing thought.
It's going to take time. I dunno about how well immediately confessing love goes, especially over the Internet (surprise, supervirgin on all fronts here), but from what I hear, not typically that well. Unless he's shown signs of being into you too, I'd say take it slow. It's gonna be hard. Maybe drop some hints, sort of approach the idea slowly. I don't know really probably don't take my advice. Good luck though, anon. Hope things work out.
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>>39268900
Our contact began with me telling him outright that I wanted a relationship. The thread we met in was one in which I said I wanted a boywife. Once we said our locations, he said dating wasn't a possibility but we should keep in contact. I'll do anything to make this work even if it means working my ass off to buy airline tickets to visit him often. He said he was a robot but I just don't know if he's as lonely and desperate as me. From the one picture he sent me he looks beautiful. I just feel like an obnoxious orbiter to him and I can't stop crying over it. He also is starting college and will be in a dorm so I don't know how I'd visit him anyway.
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>>39269036
Well shit, anon. This sounds pretty rough. The fact that he wanted to keep in contact is a good sign though, I hope. He doesn't seem like he kind of guy who would keep people around only for the purpose of being orbiters, does he? I'm really sorry about this whole situation anon, I really want it to work out for you.
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>>39269244
Thank you. No he doesn't seem like the type to manipulate people, but he also seems like a more reasonable person than I; someone who doesn't become so deeply attached in only a days time. But I just don't know what to think anymore. I don't know what anyone's true thoughts or intentions are online. He could be sick of me already. I think I'm just overthinking this, but I can't stop crying.

>tfw he told me, "you're sweet, I wish we were closer"
>it ripped my heart out
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>>39269440
God damn anon, I just wanna give you a hug right now.
>you're sweet, I wish we were closer
AAAAAGH
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>>39269652
Thank you for your kind words. They mean a lot to me. I hope these feelings subside because I've never experienced my depression manifest itself this physically before.

>tfw same exact college major
>tfw same music taste
>tfw same vidya taste
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Hi I want a boyfriend too where do I get one ;w;
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>>39269652
oh my god you posted a remilia picture be my bf
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>>39269773
Your situations sounds like someone I used to hang out with a lot. I ended up fucking things in the end I think. And now I just want to go back to the way things were but I don't think they can. Why did I admit I had a crush on a friend? Why?
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>>39269773
I'm hoping that things start looking up for you, anon. God damn do I want this to work out. Only thing to do I think is stay in contact and just see where it goes.
>>39269787
I don't know, anon. I've heard Discord but I'm too shy to put myself out there for now. I'd rather be anonymous. Sorry I don't have a real answer.
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>>39262537
>Like a cuteboy who looks like a short 17 year old waiting for a late growth spurt but is actually 24
>I love his taste in anime and want him to show me more
>He's wise
>From an interesting culture
>Funny
>Not really interested in lewd, just wants to cuddle
>Bring up us being together "as a joke" a couple times
>He laughs it off because I'm 18 and that'd just be "strange"
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>>39270033
Thanks again for the kind words anon. I will keep in contact with him and hope for the best. I'm terrified that he'll find someone at his school and that'll seal it. I hate how selfish that sounds, but it would destroy me at this point.
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>>39270033
Addendum to >>39269773 : maybe don't take my advice though, I have no experience on the matter. Wish I could help more.
>>39269907
Hate to break it to you anon, but it's just a reaction pic for me. Really sorry. Never gotten the chance to get into Touhou much.
>>39270159
I'm hoping the same. Wishing you the best of luck, anon.
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>>39262537
Is it possible to turn gay or is it a genetic thing? I hated on faggots in the past but now that I have been red pilled on women Id rather be fucking gay then be an incel
Is it all a meme or can you actually condition your own sexuality
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>>39268383
So what you're trying to say is... traps aren't gay?
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>>39270244
What sane person would ever choose to suffer? Stay straight, anon.
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>>39270433
My anger for women is so strong that I will quite literally be sexually abstinent for life. I was exposed to how cunning and deceitful women can be at an early age, and do not plan to reproduce. Which is why im asking
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>>39270244
>>39270469
Don't force the feeling, anon. You'd just be prison gay at that point. Let it come naturally. On a side though, boys tend to be easier-going. If that tells you anything.
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>>39270620
I fully understand that it cannot just be forced out of the blue and I do not want to be prison gay. Im asking if its actually possible to condition yourself over time to become legitimately gay
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>>39270092
That sounds like it'd beat flat out rejection. I hope things work out though. Maybe there's someone else?
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>>39270649
No unless you had repressed gay feelings already. Who knows? You might not have explored that entirely. That's why people experiment with their sexuality.
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>>39270724
Sigh..... Maybe I should just stick to 2d. The real world is so very very ugly
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>tfw want to be a cute boy in a relationship with another cute boy
>tfw it's impossible
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>>39265332
its not banned because /lgbt/ is sfw, there is no nswf /lgbt/, and this isnt a "share contact" thread so it doesnt belong on soc, the same way you posting about which r9k waifu you love isnt off topic

think before you post and ignore the threads you dont like instead of bitching for no reason
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>>39272223
even if lgbt was nsfw it wouldn't be banned

don't enable their whining, stop giving the /pol/fags attention
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>tfw i want this too but im not a cuteboi

>tfw i have a crush on one of my best friends but hes not gay

>tfw closeted bisexual but too afraid everyone will abandon me if i come out

>tfw will never be happy
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>want to live an irl bl
>will never meet a qt uke

being gay and into bl feels so gross but that shit just hits me in all the right spots
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>>39272182
Oh hey it's you again.
Did you take my advice from last night?
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>>39272322
>tfw got drunk with two friends and got super clingy to the one I had a crush on
>he gets pretty detached
>accept it since I made a huge mistake and it wasnt like we were very close anyway
>other friend gets a gf and goes ghost

I was openly bi tho and they were pretty right leaning(like myself) so there was no chance but the sauce sends me into shameless faggot mode
fuck my other friend tho, I hate being friends with people in relationships
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>>39272561
The "looking for a group or girl into this sort of stuff online or in person" plan.
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>>39262537
I'm gay but not "cute" I have a beard and hairy chest, I have no problem getting laid but keeping a bf is hard as fuaek
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>>39262537
Are you acting like this os an epiphany? Of course most of us gay guys want someone to have sex with and be in a heqlthy loving relationship with. Quit acting like wanting love is some unique and incredible feeling for you alone just because you prefer men to women.
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>>39272593
Hmm. So it seems you'll always be stuck as sissy Canuck dreaming about what he can never have in real life. Cute.
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>>39272599
If you aren't fat or too skinny you'd be right up an anon like me's alley. You'll get a bf with time.
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>>39272627
its because he thinks everyone on the internet is an "almost hetero" fag whos only into traps that can pass but only for sex and would never be in an actual relationship

in contrast to that the actual fags irl are oversexual grindr gaybar faggots only looking for sex which is where our stereotypes come from, to the point where a basic point like OPs search for a cuteboy to love is taboo for a gay dude
pretty sure tops are the only romantic gays and switches/bottoms are just looking to get off
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I need a cute robot bf to fall in love with on a big roadtrip around North America I'm doing looking for spooky things. Have been called cute and am quite skinny. Pls come on an adventure with me. Mudokan#9934
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>>39272656
what if you got a bf who fucks you but on the side brings chicks home to fuck in front of you to get you off?

are you just a cuck (if so why are you in this thread) or are you a bifag with a cuck fetish?
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>>39272656
Sissies like you need to watch to see how a real man fucks your girl desu. Like I said last night, you can sit in the corner and see every motion and detail of the act take place.
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>>39272158
H-hey anon! Maybe we could be cute together? Like boyfriends?
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>>39267151
Because faggots are disgusting to the general population and we're communicating that to you.
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>>39272739
>Maybe we could be cute together?
I'm not a cute boy anon. That's why it's impossible.
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>>39272846
>Can I participate? Like licking his balls while he fucks her or licking his shaft as it goes in and out!?
If you're a good pet for your mistress I'm sure she will let you get close enough to play with the bull.
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>>39272846
would you prefer a bf who cuddles with you after he gets done fucking a skank just for you or a dom gf who makes you watch while she fucks dudes?
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>>39272846
>I want a bf that pats me on the head and encourages me to clean up the cream pie but I also want a gf that encourages me to suck cock.
I wish I had a gf that would fuck real men and mock me by making me please them too.
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>>39272705
If only I were cute. I could really use a roadtrip with a cute boy.
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I got really drunk last night and messaged some 50 y/o on craigslist, only I'm not gay and the thought of sleeping with another male repulses me to no end.

What do I do? being a autistic lonely khv is suffering.
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>>39272939
>What about a boyfriend?
Do you still want one?
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Used to only be into small bois like myself but now I'm really getting into huge dudes.

>tfw no Guts bf
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>>39272939
>I think doggystyle and riding are great positions
It would be hot for her to bend me over and laugh as she guides his cock inside me.
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>>39273086
Be my sissy cuckold bf.
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>>39273086
>I want to be in a polyamorous relationship where I'll be the sissy and banned from having sex with the girl and get constantly teased and humiliated by them during sex!
Me too anon, me too.
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>>39273271
I want my gf to give her bull bf full reign over me until we both become his sissies to use however he likes.
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>>39273359
>>39273271
You're just gay, get over it and find yourself a bf
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>>39273359
>fetishizing the bull
DELET THIS!!

bulls are PURE!
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>>39273367
>You're just gay, get over it and find yourself a bf
I told him he was bi last night, but he is Hellbent on his cuckold sissy fantasy. I even told him a dom could just make him a sissy straight up.
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>>39273390
probably just a hardcore masochist, considering hed rather have an abusive gf over a loving bf
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>>39273367
Bi. I would rather have a gf than bf.

>>39273379
Bulls are fetishes. Their only purpose is their sex appeal.
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>>39273410
>I still want women involvement!
Umm sweetie, you ARE the woman in this situation.
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>>39273426
no the fetish is the cuck getting off on another man fucking his gf not that actual bull himself

thats why cuckoldry is a straight fetish and not a gay one
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>>39273511
you dont deserve a loving bf

>>>/out/
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>tfw all your gay friends are in monogamous long term relationships
>you're still a pathetic robot even among the gays
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>>39273546
>you dont deserve a loving bf
Wrong. I want him to be mine but he plays hard to get.
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>>39273664
I personally think small penises are cute and love size comparison, I want a cute bf just for myself and dont wanna fuck some gross skank on the side who bullys him, fuck you
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>>39273664
>Boyfriends are for love and affection, I don't like the "alpha" or "Chad" personality types.
>I want a kind bf!
>One that will go "It's ok if you have a small penis" and gives me a kiss on the cheek and a pat on the head before having sex with our girlfriend who constantly humiliates me while they're having sex.
Plenty of people like this here fill the love and affection part. The poly relationship is another story.
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>tfw my best friend crush lets me call him babe, let's me flirt and tells me he loves me but says he's into girls.

Why do I hurt myself
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>>39263772
iktf
why cant i be normal
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>>39273728
are you the bottom?
if so then get really sappy and emotional to try and do the guilt trip but dont actually give him any "be my bf or were done being friends" sorta thing just make it known that you want him to be your big spoon

if youre the top
then youre fucking sol
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>>39272984
>tfw no shoebill bf

end it now
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>>39273765
im also bi, I just dont think polygamy is very loving unless everyone is in love with eachother instead of your "I have a bf and he has a gf who is a dick to me" kinda scenerio, unless its just for the sex part and outside of the bedreoom everything is very vanilla then it might be cool but I doubt thats something you want
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>>39273829
then its just backwards ass cuckoldry

and cuckoldry isnt a loving thing, its a fetish based around the pain it brings the cuck
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>>39273759
Oh he knows. He's the first guy I've ever caught feelings for and he's never had a gf. I mean my ultimate dream would be for me to shower him love until he'd give it a shot. The thing is he lives in a different city. But visiting him isn't out of the question. Just gonna have to wait it out i guess
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>>39273866
just saying if you want him to fuck you then you have more of a shot than if its the other way around
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>>39273102
>Be my sissy cuckold bf.
are you a girl??
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>tfw live in a eastern european balkan shithole where its basically impossible to find a cuteboy wife because they're afraid to market themselves socially in any way cause theyll get beaten up at best
>tfw moving to nordic country but prospects seem pretty nonexistent again

can this vicious cycle end, all I want is a cute smol boy wife's smile to protect
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>>39273911
>are you a girl??
Don't be a goof, I am a man.
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>>39273995
you're weird, what the fuck is a goof
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>>39273911
I'm getting sick of the stupid faggots who come into every gay thread and say this

like, do you have no ability to see the context, like the WHOLE REST OF THE FUCKING THREAD FILLED WITH FAG SHIT

or maybe the EXPLICITLY FAGGY OP
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>>39274653
its the stupid cuck bringing in his fetish, he needs to fuck off to another thread so this kinda mix up doesnt happen
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>>39274023
Short for goofball.
>>39274640
How did you know I love frottage?
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>>39274751
about that last part ive only found one doujin with that happening and it was hot af

first parts kinda hard to find too but much more common
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>>39274751
>SPH
>penis covered in cum
>frottage
>size difference
You're seriously hitting all the right notes with me right now.
Is that you, cuck?
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>>39274887
I hate when you decide to finally be fully lewd with me just as it's time for me to sleep. I'll leave my discord and I hope you add me so we can chat more. You're a really sweet guy and I do honestly enjoy talking with you. DIRT
#8199
OK good night.
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>>39273923
I've heard all the cuteboy waifus in Scandinavia are already claimed by dark skinned people.
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>>39275289

originally fug : - DDDDDD
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>tfw bf never
>tfw always rejected
>tfw can't even get into ldrs
>tfw alone
>tfw always will be alone
just kill me friends
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>>39275531
Are you originally cute in an original way?
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>>39263772
>want a bf
>not cute
>only attracted to mean bully types

there's no hope for me
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>>39275612
Maybe, haven't been called ugly. A few people have called me cute but I can't tell if I am or if they're just being nice.
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>>39265853
>not realizing there are boards
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>>39275654
Want to be bfs?
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>>39275930
Sorry, I just tend always to rush into things too fast. Could we maybe talk a bit first? Do you have discord, perhaps kik?
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>>39262537
homosexual culture is a jewish psyop and it has leeched its way into r9k
none of this was here before
notice how quickly these fag threads have taken over
there is almost always traps or cocks in the top threads
please just stop
i dont want rome to fall this way
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>6' tall, deep voice and hung
where do I pick up my petite trap/mtf gf?
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>take care of my hygiene, skin, teeth, body hair, etc
>happy and enjoy how I look
>dress well in clothes that fit and try to be fashionable
>never have had a guy show interest in me
>only get along with women because I'm treated as one of them
>too scared to initiate conversation with guys
>want my first bf to be my only, dont want to end up used goods
>dont want to look for guys online because I don't want hookups
>afraid to come out of the closet even though its obvious to anyone thats talked to me
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>>39267316
It's not too late. You can start by hitting the gym. After you do that, figure out what it is you must improve on next. But of course, have at least proper hygiene, a good haircut, and try to dress well. You can do it, anon! It's never too late.
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>>39276040
Sure. I have either, Discord is easier for me though.
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>>39267316
Also, ditch the weed, alcohol, and junk food. Think of every time you drink, smoke weed, or eat junk food as another day added to how long you will not be the ideal you. Think of every salad, time spent working out, and days sober as it making you one day closer to becoming the ideal you. I lost over 30 pounds with this mindset on a low carb diet while also counting calories, with mainly cardio and some resistance exercises every now and then
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>>39276145
Finding someone online doesn't necessitate it being a hookup, lots of people find it really hard to meet their match irl especially if they got more introverted/obscure hobbies so online is their best bet. Don't give up mighty wolf girl, awoo~.

Also everyone remember to drop your pins over at

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398
and
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2109503

Everyone deserves a shot at happiness fellow robots, don't deny yourself one!
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>>39276269
Um can you please post yours? I'm always shy with giving out mine.
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>>39276321
Sure thing.
Mudokan#9934
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>only have 3 standards
>be white, over the age of 23 and not obese
>still can't find a BF

I must be truly repulsive, or just old
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>>39276412
sent!
orange
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I wish I could say "once I lose this weight I can make a grindr account and finally lose my virginity" but I know from experience that I'll never lose it no matter how hard I try.
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>>39276589
How big are you, Iad?
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>>39262537
Because you're a boring prude and sex is an important part of any relationship.
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>>39263772
Get a fursuit and all of your problems will disappear.
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>tfw I haven't naturally met another gay person in real life in a non-sexual situation in the past 5 years
>tfw I have to swallow my pride and download grindr just to even meet other gay guys
>tfw grindr is just catfish, flakes, and obese older men
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>>39276313
>posted for the first time
>two other robots nearish me

haha, here I go
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>just want a comfy bf to sit in a discord call and watch anime and play vidya with all day
why is it so hard to find one with good taste and a nice voice
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>>39277249
define a good voice
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>>39277249
Well..

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0d9ga5p7o8D
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>>39277523
one that's nice to listen to all day
although I'm not very picky if I end up liking you a lot
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>>39277696
>>39277709
yeah well I can't top that
gl
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>>39277709
>>39277696
>>39277249
pls no2beshy :(
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>>39263772
>wake up the next day
>still tfw no bf

loneliness for breakfast
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>>39277696
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0d9ga5p7o8D
Britcuck =/= nice voice
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>>39278605
Oh, I know this feel.
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>I just want a cuteboi.
>Prison gays fug off.
You're in a real bind there, buddy.
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>>39278740
>school starts for college robots
>/r9k/ slows to a crawl

ree where's my bf i want bf ree
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>>39279302
I dunno man where the fuck is my bf tho
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tfw not cute with cute bf
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>>39279302
And the worst part is that most of the potential qt bfs are college-age and they aren't around here as much anymore. God dammit. Is it really too much to ask for?
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>tfw robot bf soon
We're all going to make it
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>>39280092
no we're not, shut up faggot ;n;
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>>39280112
Yes we are, anon, I believe in you
Cute robot boys are destined to be paired up, I am living that destiny and so will you
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>>39280092
What do you mean by "soon," anon? Soon as in you're found a qt bf and soon you'll be together? Or soon as in you can feel that you'll find somebody soon?

Either way please help me find out how, I'm so lonely and this is all I want
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>>39280006
I think I'd feel like a little bit of a creep with a college-aged bf. If they were okay with dating someone older I guess I wouldn't mind.

The ideal age for me would probably be like... 23-25, just a couple years younger than me. Although that's less common on 4chan.
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>>39280196
Soon as in I've met a boy and I'm going to make him my bf soon
Just hang around threads like this and post cute anime to catch their eyes, if you can get in a conversation with someone you might hit it off!
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>the years start coming and they don't stop coming
>teen years went by and suddenly Im 24, past twink age
>every day becoming a little less cute
>still no bf
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>>39263772
if my ugly fat ass can get a BF, so can you!
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>>39280236
Okay, I'll keep sticking around. Maybe I need to be braver and maybe be more willing to put myself out there? Maybe I should make a discord, that seems to be popular...
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>>39272950
Learn how to love yourself instead and think of why you do these things. Self-knowledge is important, anon.
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why dont you guys have cute femme bfs like I do?
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>>39280877
>why dont you guys have cute femme bfs like I do?
FUCK YOU
NOBODY DESERVES TO BE HAPPY IF I CAN'T HAVE BF
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>>39280877
because i'm not dreaming
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>>39262537
Who else cute face but small penis here?
I feel like I'll never be able to go forward in a relationship cause no guy would be down to only cuddling and kissing for the rest of his life.
I don't want to become a sissy bottom either. Like OP said, I want to do cute couple stuff that can still get our penises hard (kissing passionately, for example) but without actually using the penis, but most of what drives me to think and WANT something like that is my penis size. All my insecurity comes from this, even tho I try to direct the blame to my social anxiety. I'd say I'm a 7/10 and still I live indoors all day, with my last and only relationship having happened 5 years ago when I was 18 (I'm 23 now)
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>>39262537
Tfw you find a nice bf thread and is suddenly deleted so you can't get any contacts
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>>39280877
i feel like cute femme boys are the pop stars of the gay world

and i'm just a regular masculine guy, why would they want me?

>>39281058
is it really that small? like, so small that you can't even use it? i don't really see what the problem is.
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>>39281345
IS THAT A
>>39281058
Cute face(still masculin not femme) and small penis here (14cm) but I don't really mind since I love bottoming. Why don't you want to use it? Is it that small?
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>>39262537
>Someone to get ice cream with and go on walks holding hands. Someone that makes me blush and want to kiss their cheek.
I've never been with a guy but desu this sounds very nice and cute to do with another boy. It's too bad because no gay/bi boy would want to indulge in my bicurious non-sexual fantasies because I don't think I'd want to fuck.
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Containment board when?
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>>39262537
shut up faggot

go on ur local craigslist and look at m2m meet ups duh
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>>39281613
Is fine, a kiss or a few is enough Anon
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>>39262537
who wants to lewd with me, 18 M UK
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>>39281629
>>39281645
you're not very bright are you?

/r9k/ is a gay board

i think you need to leave desu
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>>39281613
Yeah, for a lot of people, that would be a deal breaker. Probably just because they're concentrated in such a high amount here, but I know there's a lot of people who would be okay with non-lewd stuff only.
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>>39281509
I don't know. Maybe if it's like a pencil it could be an issue
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this is the worst feeling in the entire world, i just want a bf to love, try to make him happy amd cuddle with
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>>39281757
I know, and I feel bad because I don't want to lead anyone on or make them feel bad.
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>>39281835
you should be my bf
right now

cmon do it what're you waiting for
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>>39281843
I'd just be up front about it if the chance comes up. I mean I'm one of the people who'd be fine with it, so maybe I'm a bit biased. But I don't think it would be leading them on if you were very straightforward about it.
>>39281835
I know this feel all too well
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>>39281885
b-but i am not a guy, s-sorry for borrowing your gay thread for my hetero feelings
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>>39282016
just fuck off holy shit
you can get attention literally anywhere else
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>>39281885
dm me
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>>39282039
what a meanie you are
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>>39282105
do i have to slide too?
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>>39281345
It's 12 centimeters, and barely average girth. The thing is that I don't feel like a "cute bf" would be willing to spend the rest of his life with someone that doesn't have the dick he's always dreamed of

>>39281509
It's not that I don't want to use it, the point is exactly that I want to have a relationship like OP described, and what keeps me from trying to meet new guys is that it isn't really like that. They want sex to be a primary thing in their relationships.Also, if I had a relationship and if we did decide to have sex every now and then, I wouldn't want to suppress myself from the top role. I don't want to be "the top" or "the bottom" honestly. Mostly I don't even want to think about that initially when me and someone are starting to know each other, cause my penis size is the reason why I feel insecure in trying progress with somebody. The thought of getting naked with somebody that is interested in me as much as I am in him and then having to say stuff like "alright, this might not be what you're expecting/you'll be a little disappointed now" makes me not yearn to make progress in a relationship at all
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>>39276313
Those arn't the r9gay maps- take this one too! :D

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2638338#
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>>39282016
be my gf then
I want cuddles
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>>39282246
Get out heterofag.
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Reminder that if you aren't gay you cannot be a robot. Get out /pol/. Come back when you admit your repressed homosexuality.
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>>39282016
What? This is not a fem thread?!
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>>39262537
>I-I just want a cuteboi
go get one
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>>39276440
>white
>tfw excluded from being anons bf just cause im tan

its fine, I also prefer white subs so I cant blame ya
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>>39282039
I feel like I've seen this picture before. Is this in Brazil?
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>>39282135
here @rickygervais
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>no cute twink bf I can bully into crossdressing
>no bf to bully but still do cute things with

feels bad, girls are so boring since you cant embarrass them as easily as you can with a cuteboy
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>>39284323
some tan boys are cute, anon, don't be like that
I'm white and live indoors all day, so sometimes I get sick from my pale look. I l see some tanned boys pics and find myself extremely drawn to it. Like a moth to a flame
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>>39284664
im the other way around, I love smooth pale white skin, especially if they have a cute pink pipi
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Bear looking for qt in Croatia
pls no bully
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>>39284323
>>39284688
>pale
>white
>smooth
>sub

this describes me, but i'm probably not what you're thinking of

people always want prettyboys when they describe something like this

i'm masculine and not cute, it's depressing desu

pic not related
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>>39284664
I need a sauce for this pic.
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>>39284925
yeah youre a grindr sub, I want a skinny girly boy

the most important part for me is hair, and not even like body hair since that can always be shaved, I like a full head of longish cute hair I can mess with anything less than 2 1/2 - 3 in all the way around is no good

fuckin hairlets
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>>39285110
you're way too picky and you're going to die alone because of it

disgusting bisexual prison gay faggots desu
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>>39285191

id rather die alone than be a pozed up grindr assslut like you, youre the reason the entire world hates us you degenerate stereotype
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>>39285110
>>39285250
i'm literally a virgin

i've never even seen another person's parts irl

just saying your standards are too high
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>>39285360
not about a standard its attraction, if you cant keep a cute head of hair and arent skinny I wont be attracted to you

asking for a height, dick size, hair and eye color, are standards, what Im talking about are things that someone chooses to have that either make me attracted to them or dont
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>>39285360
I like tan gay men
I can love you
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>>39285436
i'm also skinny
and i had long hair but i had to cut it for work

if you expect to be able to get the kind of boys you see posted in trap threads
or, if those are the only ones that you're attracted to

you WILL be disappointed, because they don't want you
they're too good for you

they're like the 10/10 stacy of the gay world
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>>39285697
I dont like traps, im not prison gay

I like like a twinkish body and cute hair
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>>39285764
>I like like a twinkish body and cute hair
Superior taste anon
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>>39285924
feels bad that a lot of those types of guys are straight, theyre so cute tho
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>>39285954
>feels bad that a lot of those types of guys are straight, theyre so cute tho
make them gay
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>>39286786
>make them gay

man all I have to offer is prostate tickles and cuddles how the fuck is that gonna turn someone gay???
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>>39262537
What does being cuddled by a man feel like? Asking for a friend of course.
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>>39284724
How do you define being a bear, anon? Are you strong and big or just lazy?
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>>39286914
A man's embrace is warm and protective, a woman's is more soft and tender.
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>>39270214
I doubt you're still here. I'm the anon from yesterday who was talking about the cute robot I met who lived across the country and I was crying because I felt like he was uninterested and saw me as an orbiter. Anyway, I'm fairly certain he's ghosted me. No reply or anything yet from him. I hate that I always have to initiate shit with everyone I encounter. Nobody ever initiates anything with me. I'm probably checking out later tonight, thanks for your words even though I'm sure you would've treated me like him if we truly got to talking.
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>>39287008
sounds nice desu
oregano
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>>39287035
hey, don't kill yourself, there is some other lonely faggot out there that needs you. We're some tiny portion of the populations which means we need as many living faggots as possible so we can pair off. Please don't kill yourself because one of them is being a cunt, there is someone for everyone, I found mine on here, it just takes a lot of trial and error. I must have talked to 20 guys before I even got one who wasn't interested in just lewd pictures. Have you tried any of the maps yet? please make a pin on all of them in the thread and message everyone near you/ anyone else you even remotely consider nice sounding. You would be surprised how people are when they open up. Good luck anon and you better not kill yourself or when I die, I'll find you and I'll unkill you myself- your future bf doesn't deserve to be lonely to
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>tfw no bfs near my smol European cuntry
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>>39287207
Same. Nobody in my country browses 4chan, so I can't find anyone here either.
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>>39281345
>why would they want me
>regular masc guy

That's exactly what I want
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>>39287243
What's your smol country, anon?
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>>39287243
>>39287207
not even about the country buddy, even if youre in the same country if youre not within a 10 min drive youll never find anyone to talk to since everyone magically expects to find someone right next to them for their gay fantasy
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>>39287308
Not true, I actually have a job and willing to spend money on meeting. Wouldn't be the first time I've met with someone from this board either and they lived in a different country.
It's rather that 99% of this board are either 18 year old poor students or 18 year old social inepts.
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>>39287308
lel that feel when im talking to someone on the otherside of the fucking planet. I met him in one of these threads about a month ago now.
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>>39287289
Bulgaria. What's your's?

>>39287308
The amount of gays interested in a relationship is ridiculously small but most are still unwilling to concede on distance, despite being fully aware of their chances. It makes the whole ordeal even more difficult than it already is.
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>>39287376
Poland.
I've talked to someone from Bulgaria from these threads though I'm pretty sure you aren't him.
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>>39287419
Poland is honestly not that small. There should be some bf material there.
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>>39287167
I just don't see it happening. To find a cute robot femboy who lives near Nevada, finds me attractive, has similar interests to me, and is actually looking for a relationship, not just sex or lewding seems depressingly microscopic.

This guy I met did seem primarily interested in online lewding so I guess it was doomed from the start.

>tfw I'm 6'2" and was somehow blessed with a 5-inch penis so that's another thing I have to feel shitty about
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>>39287497
Try to find someone from a third world shithole and start a LDR. Thailand/Phillippinnes are full of femboys and they all want to move to America. They are also naturally submissive and see white betas as the personification of beauty.
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>>39287035
Still around, actually. I'm surprised it's managed to hang on this long, but I stick around in threads until they're dead. Shit, man. I'm really sorry to hear that. I hate being the annoying "you're sure?" dude, but you seem pretty certain, so I'm not going to say "wait it out" or any of that dumb shit. I really am sorry.
And anon, I really don't like ghosting people, I know how it feels to be ghosted. That's why I don't do it. Yet it happens with everybody I meet online. I try to initiate and it doesn't matter, they stop talking to me at all.
I'm going to go ahead and say that it 99% won't be anything romantic, but if you want to talk to somebody I will gladly keep in contact with you, anon. Just let me know how.
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>>39287308
>tfw im willing to fly out across country to my potential robot bf to be with him but he doesn't give enough of a shit to even talk to me online
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>>39287528
second, try to see what kind of ethicity you like and look for their chan/gay shit/ and here too- the key is you have to keep reaching out
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>>39287488
It's rather that I don't know where to meet people. Grindr is terrible for obvious reasons and finding someone elsewhere irl doesn't seem too likely. At the same time I don't get along with most robots. My standards aren't that high but not being a social inept is one of them which apparently disqualifies most of this board.
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>>39287528
>tfw only interested in young, sissy white boys

>>39287536
Glad to see you are still here. I've got Discord if that works. I don't expect it to be romantic, just nice to talk about these sad gay feels with another robot.
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>>39287603
>disqualifies most of this board.
More like the entirety of this board.
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>>39287629
>tfw only interested in young, sissy white boys

What happens when the boi reaches 30? Do you still stay with him?
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>>39287636
I've met some that weren't but you are kinda correct. Or whenever I meet someone that I do get really well along they are on a different continent.
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>>39287272
What about a regular masc guy that's submissive?

Still interested?
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>>39287653
I would, hes still MY cuteboy
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>>39287629
what is eastern Europe/Russia, Western Turkey, and Bongistan- any of these third world places works

inb4 Russia is second world, I mean it was back in USSR times but not now
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>>39287686
>What about a regular masc guy that's submissive?

Not him but that's literally my ultimate fetish. A conventionally masculine guy who likes to be dominated.
>>
come to r9k after a year... first 2 threads about traps and gays... WHAT HAPPENED? is this /gay/ or r9k?
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>>39287757
Traps have taken over. It's over.
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>>39287716
Im curious, what makes it so hot? Im being serious btw, I just like to know what about people's fetishes get them going :)
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>>39287629
Okay, well this is just the incentive I needed to set up a discord, then. Give me a minute and I'll get started.
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>>39287803
m-make a new gaybot discord for all the fags here!
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>>39287778
The fact that they fully adhere to masculine gender roles but reverse them in bed. The contrast of masculine appearance and behavior vs sexual preference.

A respectable, well adjusted male defying everything it means to be a well adjusted male by sucking cock/taking it up the ass
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>tfw no one to hide behind when you're scared and you cuddle you
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>>39287757
>>39287768
It's almost like they have forgotten that there is an entire board made specifically for them..
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>>39287716
Well, that's me. I can top and be dominant and that's normally the role that I'm forced to play in relationships, but secretly I'd love to be the one on bottom being dominated. It's just that I've never met anyone that was into it.

Really makes me jealous of all the femme trappy types that seem to find bfs so easily.
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>>39287851
>>39287778
But most of all, the satisfaction of dominating an actual man. You cannot get that feel from fucking femboys and effeminate gays.
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>>39287653
To be honest, that's an idea that really fucks with me that I think about a lot. What happens when I become older and can't attract younger fem males? What happens when my loving bf ages and doesn't keep his femininity so well? I don't know the answer. I feel like a piece of shit for not saying I'd stay with him no matter what. I sometimes imagine us committing suicide together at that point and it makes me cry.

>>39287705
That would be nice, but I don't know how I would find them.

>tfw I saw the most god-tier pale, shaggy-haired blonde twink walking in a small Croatian village when I was younger, I hope he found someone
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>>39287848
I've got no experience with Discord aside from briefly a couple of years ago. If somebody else wants to set up a group I'll gladly join but I'm just setting up an account now.
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>>39287907
Estrogen, if you are subhuman enough to force it upon him.
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>>39287883
Nice PJs.
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>>39287907
>>39287602
see my other comment :) you can do it, I did- even using this thread! try to be on this thread and ask when it is their peak time for shit posting!
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>>39287924
I'd never force that on him. If he wanted to do that, I'd support it, but I would never coerce someone into doing that.
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>>39287922
dont need expirience, just kick anyone who spams, puts their own discord links, or roasties and youre a good server owner
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>>39287883
adorable, id protec you cutie
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>>39287968
Soft pajamas are important so that the person cuddling you enjoys it too
>>39288028
Thank you very much anon.
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>>39287997
Can I ask what your experience was like? Are you in a LDR or what?

>tfw no cute Russian femboy to save from that cruel country and pamper
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>>39287803
>>39287629
Alright, I've got it set up. Sorry for the wait!
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>>39288114
I found one in this thread saying "tfw no bf and I will never have one because I live in [insert hellhole here]." I replied saying "Hey, I don't live there but we should totally talk over discord! I wanna see if we click, and if we do we should do an LDR so neither of us is lonely!"

We're only a month in but we've seen pictures of each other and talked over voice chat. I recently started sending him some lewds too! Keep in mind that who ever you talking too likely has learned English as a second language and while they will be able to talk to you fine, there might be some really cute language quirks and they might not reply right away!

The key with LDRs is communication and understanding! Make sure you make your needs known, but do it in a way that isnt likely to be taken as a dig into them. Oh and use emojii to help convey how you feel because not only is it cute when used right, but it also helps keep your partner on track with how you feel.

Hope this helps and if you need me again, I lurk these threads pretty frequently, so hit me up!
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>>39288265
>>39287629
And forget to link it. Dumb.
Stripey#8987
Sorry about how long that took.
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>>39288265
My discord is r9kguy#3005

>>39288282
That's cute anon. Thanks for the advice.
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>>39288426
>>39288438
f-fine dont make on you jerks!
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>>39288438
No problem, please ask if you have any questions! I really want everyone in these threads to find someone! Best of luck for you with your future bf! :)
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>>39288461
But anon, you were just telling me how easy it was! Surely you can do it! I don't want to have to be in charge of a server, I don't think I'd be very good at it. If you were to set one up, I'd happily join.
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>>39265332
>t. mad bitter autist mad at other people trying to find love
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I can't sleep and feel like chatting with anyone really. [Spoiler] any takers? [/spoiler]
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>>39288547
>I can't sleep and feel like chatting with anyone really. [Spoiler] any takers? [/spoiler]

Dumb sissy anime boy.
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>>39288570
I guarantee its one fucking idiot making this comment again and again

STOP
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>>39288589
>I guarantee its one fucking idiot making this comment again and again

>STOP
Dumb sissy agitated boy.
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>>39288570
That was rude!
>>39288589
>post after a few weeks
>get accused of stuff
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>>39288493
>>39288547
discord gg/6WuJAsa

aight lets try this out
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>>39288589
He's right though, I really am a dumb sissy.
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>>39288692
>He's right though, I really am a dumb sissy.
What are you into?
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>>39262537
how do you even meet someone to get something like this. I can't even make friends :( I've only met one person that I talk to on a regular basis. he aint gay but he likes traps. I used to want to be a trap and thats how we met. It's funny because a year ago i wanted to be a trap now I'm trying to be masculine and gain muscle and I'm growing a beard.
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>>39288853
Where do you live anon?

hsfgsdgfs
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>>39288890
middle of butt fuck nowhere in eastern canada.
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>>39288901
OH MY GOD I LIVE IN EASTERN CANADA PLS ADD

MOON#1891
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>>39288988
i tried MOON#1891 and it said it didn't work so I tried moon#1891 dunno if that would add the same person or not
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>>39289097

Sorry anon, try Thief#1891

I recently changed my stuff.
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>>39288988
We are watching love unfold now, boys. Isn't it wonderful?
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>>39288818
All forms of BDSM. I love all of it. All forms of pain, control, abuse, degradation, etc.

It's really more about what I'm not into. Water sports, scat, bloodplay and anything permanent is off limits.

pic related - I wish it was me.
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>>39287355
from Cali, wya
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>>39289346
All of that is arousing but I enjoy watersports too much. I enjoy the idea of pissing on someone a lot.Wish we had more sissy boys like you around.
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>tfw no sadistic bf into bloodplay
Lonely.
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>>39289556
why's every sissy want me to cut them up? i don't have nerve endings in the knife it's not that fun for me. it should be enough to spit and piss on you losers honestly.
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>>39289429
I guess watersports is negotiable. I could handle getting peed on, I just wouldn't enjoy it.
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>>39289618
>I just wouldn't enjoy it.
Probably be the best part for me desu.
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>>39262601
What's the point of greentexting the entire post if you're already replying to it?
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>>39289556
>>39289613
i didn't even know this was a thing, i would totally be into cutting up a sissy, hard just thinking about it

where do i find one?
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>>39289705
Live near me, anon.
orange
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>>39289705
People heavy into bdsm and people who enjoy self-harm makes a pretty big group who get off on being made to bleed. If you see someone with scars and you're tight with them, ask if it felt good and then bring it up sexually.
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>>39289682
Beats me. Brainlets are habitually redundant.
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>>39289742
i'm in Texas

how far does this go for you? just enough to get bloody? because i'd kill you if you're into that

>>39289779
no i know how good cutting feels, i just never thought about it in this context
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>>39289800
Im not in the US. Anyway, as for snuff stuff that's something to only remain in fantasies for me. I'm not suicidal enough and actually like life atm. But I like scars and am willing to go far. Other forms of pain included.
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>closet fag
>never been with a guy
>been curious for years
>shemales,traps,cds,sissies...thanks internet.
>Craigslist
>message a bunch of trans/women/guys
>none match my specific type
>about to get off CL and do 1 last refresh of the adds in M4M
>see: brand new ad "Ive been a bad boy - m4m"
>no pics
>he's 21
>wants to be 'dominated' by older masculine man
>also has fantasy of hooking up with a straight guy
>awesome
>I reply with standard greeting
>He replies minutes later with answers and pics
>omg he's fucking cute as hell
>omg this might actually happen
>chat for another 5-10 minutes to get some details
>original plan is smoke and drink a bit in my car then I have my way with him
>quickly realize bad plan is bad so I suggest hotel, my treat since I have money
>good plan is good
>he lives 30 mins away
>meet
>gets in car
>almost immediately starts rubbing my thigh and cock
>starts sucking my fingers
>I get the impression he's on E or something (he wasn't, just weed)
>I start acting a bit like a dominatrix because in his ad he said he wanted to be dominated
>smoke more weed
>he didn't bring the booze
>fuck
>i immediately know we're in store for some awkwardness
>he's getting very excited, but also a little scared
>he asks if this is some kind of bdsm shit
>I have no fucking clue
>first bit of awkwardness lol
>end up driving high as fuck and kind of losing track of where we are
>end up finding hotel
>awkwardness at front desk with clerk
>get to room
>clothes are coming off
>it's freezing in the room
>light playing
>fuck this. i tell him i might not ever have another chance at this so i jump on him
>turn him around
>sissy boy ass just wants to be fucked
>condom comes on, lube comes out
>finger first
>thumb soon follows
>time for this little bitch to take my dick
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>>39289556
>tfw no feminine boy to slap around and bruise
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>>39289638
That's... huh. I like that.
There aren't enough sadistic guys around.
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>>39262537
I'd like to think I'm sorta cute anon, and holding hands and getting ice cream, and getting my cheeks kissed seems reaaaaaaaaaaaaaal fuckin dandy, as long as there is also cuddling somewhere mixed in to the whole deal
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>>39289892
CONTINUE
nutmeg
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>>39289927
You should do something about that feel!
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>>39289931
Spanking and marking my boy brings the relationship closer together. Hope you find someone to own and treat you like the sissy you were born to be.
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>>39289953
>shivers
>pounding
>he's taking all of it
>time for doggy
>more pounding
>bring him on the edge of the bed
>legs on my shoulders
>im stroking his cock while I pound him
>i get him to stroke himself
>we're both close
>i tell him I'm close
>i can tell he is too
>cum at the same time
>his cum shoots all over his chest
>omg hot
>he goes to clean up
>comes back 10 mins later
>all previous awkwardness is gone
>talk for a few hours until i bring him back
>before leaving the car we agree to do this again.
>come home and I can still smell him on my shirt
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>>39289978
What can I do with no cute robot boys around?
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>>39290037
Don't make me post the same gif twice anon!
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>>39268589
Anon, give me your discord, I wanna chat with you goy
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>>39290061
>Don't make me post the same gif twice anon!
Where are you from anon?
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>>39290144
Europe sadly. Given its 5am chances are you are an American.
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>>39289949
How about we find a comfy place to lay down in a park late at night? We can watch the stars side by side. Wishing this moment could last forever, I'd wrap my arms around you like I never wanted to let you go.
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>>39290158
>chances are you are an American.
I am
>tfw still no cute boy to beat
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>>39290158
Oh hi fellow eurobot, what are you doing up so late yourself?
>>
god damn, this thread thread is really getting to me

>would love to tie up some faggot and cut him, making him suck the blood off my fingers and then fucking him without mercy, not letting him get off. Then edging him over and over again while whipping and slapping him, cutting him more. Then when i feel like it's enough, i'll untie him, put him in my lap and choke him while getting him off.

why is this so hot to me
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>>39289556
>>tfw no sadistic bf into bloodplay

I'm all aware of this feel.
I just want a dominant bf to force me to cut degrading things into myself.
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>>39290224
Delet
>>39290210
I'd be happier asleep honestly, you?
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>>39290264
Same, but I'm lonely and frisky so being awake it is
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>>39290251
It's nicer if he does it himself, anon.
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>>39290305
It is, but it takes a very long time for trust like that to develop.
Im not tryna to be murdered.
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>>39290301
Hope you get your deserved sleep soon then. Have a nice rest of the night.
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>>39290334
Mm, without a cute robot to pound, won't be as nice as I'd like to

t. bi-bot
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>>39290332
i'll only murder you a little bit you'll be fine
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>>39284438
No, but I am from there. Want to be my cute bf?
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>>39290395
a-aaaahhhhhhhhh...
desu, please...
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>>39290354
Things have taken a lewd turn.
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>tfw no bf to give me cuddles and go to spooky places with. and fall asleep while watching a tarantino flick marathon midway through
(please talk to me im lonely, Pyrrhus of Epirus#0820)
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>>39290491
What kind of boy are you anon?
>>
I just want to be friends with cutebois ;_;
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>>39290466
That's me when I'm in that kinda mood, anon
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>>39290539
depends, sometimes I wanna be big spoon top, sometimes i wanna be submissive little spoon, kinda varies on the other guy
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>>39290557
>>39290491
join this discord, my bubs went to sleep so its just me

>>39288623
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>>39290643
Are you a big masculine guy, a small feminine boy or something in between?
>>
>>39290680
oh, uh sorry, im in between, working on getting /fit/ atm, not super muscley though so probably leaning toward more feminine
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>>39290659
so uh, send the discord guy
>>
>>39290722
6WuJAsa
>>
>>39262537
Since this place is filled with homos and weebs, i think that this is the best place to ask

Do any of you guys know any manga like "Sasaki to Miyano" or "Seven Days"?

Also, if someone knows the name of this yaoi manga, i would really appreciate it if you tell me how it's called
>main characters are 2 brothers
>the big brother is a short haired homo with black hair
>little brother is a chad with blonde hair (his hair was kinda messy iirc)
>little brother was part of the soccer club iirc
>little brother "hates" his big bro for being a homo
>big bro start lusting after his lil bro
>eventually big bro do lewd stuff with lil bro
>lil bro can no longer get hard when he's with a girl
>in a flash back they show that the big bro can no longer go to school because his lil bro told the whole school that he was a homo and that he found him and another guy fucking in school (which was true)
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>>39290836
join the discord, talk to me about bl!
>>
>>39287603
I know how to communicate without going "y-y-you'd do that f-for me?" drop your discord
>>
>>39290181
drop your discord for the love of god please
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>>39290901
I don't have discord, and also, i'm not someone well known of BL.
I'm just a hardcore otaku who found a few BL series that he liked.
Aside from those 3 (and if we don't count hentai) the only mangas i've readed that can fall under the BL category are "Prunus girl", "Boy Skirt", "Himitsu no Akuma-chan", "Amahara-kun+", "Himegoto", "Sazanami Cherry" and "Bokura no Hentai"
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>>39291043
im not big on BL either which is why I wanna talk to more gays who like it

Ill probably check all those out since Ive never seen them, you should check out Hatsukoi by kasuki rai tho thats my fav~
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>>39291099
>I wanna talk to more gays who like it
welp this is kinda awkward, you see, i'm not really gay, i'm "straight" (although at this point i guess i'm more or less bi), the gay side of the force has pulled me a bit too much and now i also like (some) guys. I realised that while reading "Sasaki to Miyano" at first i just gave it a go because the plot looked funny, but as i advanced through the chapters i found myself feeling warm inside my chest while reading, i also got flustered a little with some scenes and my heartbeat also started going a little faster. Then i readed "Seven Days" and i felt the same i used to feel when reading straight romantic comedies/dramas so could no longer deny what i felt. That's also why i've been looking for more mangas like those ones.

Also, thanks for the recommendation, i'll go read it right now.
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>>39291317
give contact~

and I wouldnt consider myself gay either, im bi since I also can appreciate cute girls
being bi is the best since you can enjoy so much more than someone whos full gay or full straight

also check out Umibe no Etranger/Harukaze no Etranger

weve got solid mangas, sadly were pretty lost in the anime department, tho hitorijime my hero and sekai ichi hatsukoi were REALLY cute
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>>39291441
I really thank you for all those recommendations, i'll read them as soon as i can.

Now as for the contact info, i'm afraid that i will have to decline, you see, i'm shy as fuck, i get anxious really quickly (in fact i'm shaking as i write this) and i'm also a boring person, so even if i gave you my contact info i would probably end up ghosting you because i won't know how to end/follow/initiate a conversation, and i really don't want that to happen. Up until now you seem like a really nice person and i've really enjoyed talking with you for these few posts, so i don't want to end up doing something so shitty to you.

So i honestly want you to forgive me for being such a pussy.
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>>39270092
lol, hi sif
from gib
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>>39291586
goodby my pussy bf ;_;
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>>39291586
anon just give the guy your contact, or ask him for his- give it a try! I think you both can make it work, just tell him you are shy and maybe he can help lead the convo! Anon I want you to be happy but you got to give yourself the chance :)

tl;dr please give it a try anon, just tell him you are shy and ask him for help for convo
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>>39288282
Just wanted to say thank you for always being really nice and positive. I lurk in these threads when I can and I see you post a lot, just wanted to let you know that the kindness does not go unnoticed. Thank you, anon.
>>
Drop some ironically bisexual Discord servers pls.
>>
>>39292867
this one
>>39290747
everyone minus me is away again so I still need some more peeps
>>
>>39292904
Which one?

oregagasg
>>
>>39292958
6WuJAsa is the discord invite
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