25+ give up?:edition

>>39257683
Keep going robot. I'm 26 and in a similar position. I'm planning to write 20 books then off myself. I'm currently on book 5.

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> just turned 26
> made an extra 40k this year so far
> training kickboxing with my best friend
> traveling

Hard work pays off

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WHY CAN'T I IMPROVE AT ANYTHING FUUUUUCK

I'm 25 years old and I have the cognitive skills of an eighty year old with Alzheimer's.

>>39257779
fuck your norman, neck yourself

>>39257779
>Hard work pays off
smart work pays off anon,my father worked his ass off for decades and has nothing to show. showed up and perfect attendance then his job went up and moved.

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>>39257683
>make contact with old friend i used to play gears of war with back in HS
>Feel too embarrassed to talk to him because I'm such a fuck up
I have that same feel anon, & he was my best friend too.
Also 27, and still living with my parents, though I'm going to finally graduate college in May hopefully. No job experience either. Meanwhile he's already bought a nice house, is saving money, has a live in girlfriend, great job etc.

I'm just ignoring his calls at this point out of embarrassment, like how the fuck am I going to explain that I've barely done shit to improve myself in almost a decades time...

>>39257945
Let me guess. America right?

YO FUCK ALL THESE 25 + STORIES, FUCK THAT SHIT. I 'M 19 AND I WILL NOT END LIKE ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. FUCK A JOB, FUCK A DEGREE, FUCK BEING A VIRGIN, FUCK ALL THAT SHIT. A NIGGA GONNA BE MILLIONAIRE FUCK HOW MUCH TIME THAT SHIT MIGHT TAKE.


LET'S GET IT !

>>39258083
sad, b8 harder faggot

>>39257945
Should have invested his money like me. Oh well

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>go to a psychiatry aimed for people with personality disorders

>everyone there is chatting, having fun, talking what they all do for hobbies

Seriously, I'd wish I could tell them to fuck off.

Whatever, I go there in order to get further autismbux.

Soon I am gonna be released again from this social nightmare.

>>39258663
How much autismbux do you get?
I got diagnosed with Social/Generalized Anxiety, & depression but I doubt I could get money with it

I'm 27 and literally can't sleep at night thinking about my future

>live at home
>work a part time bullshit job
>$5000 saved up
>1 class away from getting my AA but I failed the class too many times
>can't afford a bachelors degree, don't want to go back to school
>too old for the coast guard and military
>tried to get into EMT school, find out the pay is even worse than what I am making right now and I'd have to go into debt to get in
>job I am currently working is very physical, outside in the sun 8 hours a day in Florida heat
>no health insurance

I'm running out of time, out of hope, out of options...

>soon to be 27
>gambled away close to 100k usd
>no job
>failed uni 3 times
>tried to end it but rope snapped and I am not even fat
Absolutely no hope or motivation to even get up anymore, cant even think of a way out even if I didnt burn all the bridges.

>>39258727
>>39258757
Not sure if they're accepting applications atm, but you could apply to be a federal air trafficker
6 figures, & training and relocation is paid for in Oklahoma. Stressful job though.

https://www.faa.gov/jobs/career_fields/aviation_careers/

>>39258692
Good fucking luck, I have both of those plus literal autism and they still don't give me bux

>>39258757
>gambled away close to 100k usd

lol story? how did you even get that much money to begin with.

>>39258819
Cheers buddy but I am in EU.
>>39258854
I was multiple times supernova on pokerstars playing 1/2 PLO, I had rough patch started bumping up stakes when I was obviously in bad mood. Blew through alot of cash quick.

>>39258845
I'm guessing you're american too right?
Kind of sucks, I guess you have to like literal autism or like a bipolar/schizophrenia type disorder for them to care.

If only Bernie was president...

>>39258914
But I actually have literal autism. I really have no idea how they decide who gets it and who doesn't. I've come across other Americans who seem better off than me who get it

>>39258908
Yeah just checked for euros, they seem stricter.
Here you can apply as long as you're younger than 30, but the age limit over there is 25

>>39258956
I'd just keep applying if I were you, I've read that some people had to just keep going back to eventually get it.
I'm sure they all didn't get it on the 1st try

>>39257683
>trucking class
>got exhausted
Life is a cruel jester

Whew I got 8 more years before i fuck up like you wizards. Hope we dont meet here again in 8 years

>>39257995
cant wait till she takes all his shit in the divorce after he falls for the marriage meme and he blows his brains out at 45.

>28
>married
>move country for so's job
>can't find work, no company replying
>don't speak local language, can't even do part time shit
>try look for freelance
>fucking Pajeets charging at $4/hr for shit I used to get paid at least $25/hr to do
>savings ran out, suddenly completely dependant
>used to have a career and a future
>relationship issues thanks to all this
>no way out, no way forward
All I can do is keep updating my portfolio and contacting companies on an endless loop. I want to get off this ride, but if I an hero I just spread the misery to my family. Shit is pretty bleak, but I keep pretending I can still get out of this.

>26
>unemployed for the last 4 months
>had to move back home with mom
>khv
>no job prospects, just keep getting rejected, cant wait to an hero
no hope for me, begging for death daily now, its only a matter of time until i take my last bit of money, fly to japan and kill myself in the suicide forest. kill me you bitch God.

I just tried driving for the first time.

What the fuck. How the fuck do you normies do it?

>information overload
>one wrong move and you crash and kill someone
>people looking at me weird as i drive at 5 km/h
>most of it was just sort of *winging it* without actually being fully in control

Jesus christ i will never grow up. I'm still shaking.

>>39258692
>>39258845
>>39258914
>>39259025

I am from Europe. One can always apply for autismbux.

>>39259392
Shithead 15 year olds drive all the time
You'll get used to it

>>39259392
I was driving my mom around at like 12.
It's really easy, once you quit over-thinking it.
Don't know how to drive a stick though, but I don't see it being all too difficult either

I haven't accomplished much, high school drop out longest job I've held was six months, don't sleep well, don't eat well, always tired and just been sleeping till all day not bothering getting out of bed.

Trying to better myself though, I've been reading more, thinking of going back to school and working part time.

>>39259392
>information overload
Number one tip I can give you when you're driving
Stop giving ashit if your going to get a accident
>implying your life would be better anyway
this is how i learnt driving

Why is 25 the cutoff point? There's no real difference between 24-26. It's not like being in your 30s.

didn't get into community college this semester mainly due to adviser ignoring my emails but i didn't really want to go anyway so back to square one with being rejected for a bunch of jobs meant for high schoolers or single moms and watching my life pass me by

>>39260552
Because it's 25+, anything younger could still be students or young enough to be given a free pass. Everything goes downhill rapidly after 25 and the crushing weight of the reality that you're nearly 30 and should have accomplished much more by now is a different feel from the usual >tfwnogf, where there's still time to turn things around.

>>39260641
I'm just gonna guess OP is 25 and wanted his own thread

>>39260665
>25+
>+
What part of + are you not understanding? 25 and older.

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I just turned 25. Hey everyone

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>>39258819
ATC here it's notoriously difficult to apply to the academy off the street and pass

>>39258727
Yeah, EMTs don't make shit which is actually really surprising. What class is it?

>>39260692
Welcome to the downward fall my friend.

>be 31
>neet 4 lyfe
>invest in ETH last march
>sitting on comfy 200k

>Turned 25 a week ago
>Hate university
>No job experience
>Every time I try to improve myself I fail miserably.

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>>39259026
top kek! Never realized this, life is a fucking joke.

>>39260861
But its been a waterslide downwards since the age of 16. Its just another stepping stone reached marching through hell.

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>tfw you know all the things you *should* be doing to combat depression but can't muster the willpower to do any of them because the years and years of quiet suffering have drained you of any ability to care

I have zero lust for life anymore. Every experience I could imagine having doesn't feel worth the effort. The only reason I haven't offed myself yet is because I don't have a gun and I'm too lazy to get one. I wish I could just get a sudden brain aneurysm that would save me the trouble of having to end my own life.

>>39257683
>Meanwhile people my age are buying homes,getting married,and well into their careers

You missed out on so much shit in life you have no clue.

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>>39261336
>You missed out on so much shit in life you have no clue.

tell me more

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>>39257683
Hey I turned 25 last week, please take good care of me.
>try to work as a teacher
>do a shitty job, kids think I'm boring
>apply as a translator
>"sorry but you're too slow and made mistakes"
time to work as a cab driver it seems

>>39257779
>Travelling
Oh boy, having that one week off the whole year to go to some shitty overpriced touristy area really pays off, when you need to spend every other day of the year working 9-5.

>>39258316
back to >>>/biz/ you go you trash shill we all know the only reason your shit holds any value is because its a shitty pyramid scheme that relies on the ammount of people jewing it.

>>39258819
>Give link to job
>It doesn't allow you to apply anywhere
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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I want a job but I hate interviews and applying. I know nobody really likes that part but I just don't because it's so nerve-wracking. I wish I could just show up somewhere and do whatever they tell me to do for money, no applications or having to interview and talk about myself. Who gives a fuck about me, just let me work for you!

I'm ashamed that I'm 25 and still thinking like a 16 year old getting their first job. My work history is basically non-existent also.

>>39261662
at this point nothing you do will make you love your life again. The key to getting a job is you have something they want not the other way around. People do become chronically unemployable.

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>>39261604
you should probably look into a 2 year school that offers an ATC program

>>39257779
>pic

Any tips for a newbie? Noticed you're really diversifying your portfolio?

>>39261662
what you describe you usually get through contacts, family and friends. unfortunately here it seems none have such luxury.

>>39261662
>I wish I could just show up somewhere and do whatever they tell me to do for money, no applications or having to interview and talk about myself
It used to be like that. Before everyone and their pets were applying to the same job at once. There's a reason why boomers think that "just shake the managers hand" is valid advice for getting a job in today's world; back when they were looking for jobs, that's all they had to do.

>>39258908
Oh shit. You're actually gambled. Thought you just made a bad investment somewhere.

>>39258914
>>If only Bernie was president...
Would he have introduced Universal Basic Income?

>>39261662
>I wish I could just show up somewhere and do whatever they tell me to do for money
It's called networking and you don't have it cause you probably have no social skills.
Friendly reminder that most jobs aren't listed and people get the through acquaintances.
Friendly reminder that social skills are more important than knowledge when getting a job.
We aren't gonna make it, bros.

>>39260552
>>39260641
>>39260665
>>39260678

Perhaps because 25 is the halfway point to 30?

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>>39261769
boomer job hunting advice makes me REEEEE like nothing else

also

>Have you tried calling them? Keep calling back, make an impression!

>>39260938
Reminder: You haven't made a profit until you sell.

Whats next after ETH?

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>>39261847
You fucked up now little boy prepare to be laughed at for all eternity!

32 here. I have a good job and I spend my money on outfits for my realdoll, guns, and model trains. Honestly I don't even go shooting that much, I just like cleaning them.

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Virtues:
Innocence
Zeal
Discipline
Fortitude
Valour
Justice
Determination
Tolerance
Mercy
Compassion
Charity
Patience
Wisdom
Confidence
Idealism
Empathy
Honesty
Loyalty
Fidelity
Honour
Chastity
Temperence
Diligence
Patience
Gratitude
Humility

Vices:
Lust
Gluttony
Greed
Sloth
Wrath
Envy
Pride

>26
>work various part time janitor and cleaning jobs
>all i do is get high, lift weights and play tf2

i technically never failed because i never really aspired to anything else

>>39261857
This. If a company doesn't call you back, they're not interested. Every time I've called them back, I'm given bs and told "we'll call you back".
>>39261799
Politicians REALLY need to make nepotism illegal. And ideally destroy/rework affirmative action. Both of those fuck over a lot of otherwise qualified people.

>>39261977
How do you afford an apartment? All the ones in my area are baseline around 1000 dollars.

50+ guy here.

1. nobody ever regrets not working hard. if there is a time to enjoy your buffet of vidya, animu, and prawn, it is now.

2. society will not take you seriously until your mid 30s. even if you start with NOTHING, back in college those 30+ nontraditional students were the ones who have their shit together the most.

3. #2 applies to almost everything. there really isn't a point in working hard until youre 30 or so.

>>39262004
Please don't lie

>31
>13 year employment gap

Is there anything I can do that doesn't involve joining the armed forces? Will getting Cisco certs or something even be worth it? Struggling to see a way out of this

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I blame my single mother for me being a failure

>>39262103
Despite what normies say lying about volunteering doesn't work. I've tried that and there was always a 1 minute awkward silence where the interviewer is giving me a "that's bs" look.

>>39257683
>26 years old
>droped out of university 4 different times
>no close friends
>no social skills
>no work experience
>no desire to live anymore

And here i am, still getting pocket money from dad to ride the bus and buy ice cream

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>>39262221
>22
>basically free uni if you score high enough on national exams compared to your peers
>dropped out twice
>didn't bother applying the third time because I'll just drop out again
>can't socialize for shit
>no work experience
>friends are slowly finishing their baccalaureates and doing actual work
>meanwhile I am getting prescribed benzos out the ass while doing nothing
They help but I don't want to become a zombie or an addict.

>>39262517
You are French?

>>39262559
No, Estonian. I assume you have a similar free uni deal there.

I don't know how to think.

I am in a constant state of something I cannot describe. It's a mixture of being aware of my loserdom, having given up on life and being forced to live because too cowardly to end myself.
I am taking the path of least resistance and I am trying to pretend that I am normal to family (apart from my parents, whom I ghost despite living in their house) and friends. I am trying to do something which would make my life easier (get a job), but it's driving me insane because of how stressful it is. The thought of doing that despite knowing that I'm incompatible with life makes me want to cry.
I have deteriorated physically and mentally. I can't think, I feel stupid, I have very minor health problems. I am also very vain and sad because I am losing my average looks (balding).

I don't want any drama. I feel bad when I think about complaining or getting attention (in real life). I don't want to talk to anyone, apart this one person, but it's also making me sad.

I want to hide under my table. It's literally what I do when I feel despair and it helps to also scream into my pillow.
I think there must be people in the exact position as I am out there.

>>39261981
They wont make it illegal because they all get jobs by nepotism and everyone is in it. Now you enjoy life in poverty or suicide because the only solution is to wait for society collapse or war.

>>39262048
not lying. think about what i said for a sec, especially point 3. once you realize how true this is, it's truly liberating.

>>39262004
To me as a 25 yo I feel like it is all based on luck. Be born into wealth or opportunities or be happen to choose a path you are capable of and be lucky that it leads to a good paying job once you grow up and get a degree in it. Fail any of this and you are in trouble these days.

I realized only recently that I could and was capable of getting a good degree but I didnt and got a shit one. It seems there is no way of correcting this mistake because I will be poor forever now. But this hugely depends on where and which country you live in.

Its hard to enjoy anything when you know how you will end soon.

>>39261604
>FAA has just announced that they will be accepting applications from July 7th to July 14th 2017. The FAA is projecting that they'll fill 1,400 positions during this time.
Seems like they open sporadically, since they're open to everyone in all the states and they fill up fast. You'll just have to look out for open applications.

>>39262876
>capable of getting a good degree but I didnt and got a shit one

>It seems there is no way of correcting this mistake

Explain.

I am 25 years old and have no work experience, how fucked I am?

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>30 years old
>been NEET since I got my BA in 2015
>thinking about applying to some jobs online
>huge gap in my resume since finishing school, literally no experience or references either

I don't think I can lie my way out of this, and my degree is worthless (psychology)

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>>39257683
I'm not understanding you guys. Please clear something up for me if you have the time.

Living in a small place of your own, working a simple labor job, not being married and not having children would constitite a maximum amount of freedom to do whatever you wanted whenever you want to (within reason). I'm living that life now (with my only friend) and love being free to selfishly live for myself. I'm 24.5 years old and also not Chad.

Most of you seem to have something similar. Yet you all sound so miserable. What is it that you guys want (or think you want)? Being that you're alive, sheltered, fed, free, etc, why are you all so unhappy?

>>39262994
>my degree is worthless (psychology)
whut? don't therapist make like 6 figures?
hell you could even become a school counselor or something for 50k with that degree

>>39262920
Living in east europe. No chance my man. I was lucky enough to be able to study and blew it on shitty degree so now even minimum wage wont take me because Im overqualified.

There are people who are half braindead but happen to have a high school degree in trade that is in demand now. We dont have trade schools so you either get the 4 years high school in your trade and become electrician for example or forget it.

You cant escape once you fuck up.

>>39260641
>anything younger could still be students
>he hasn't a PhD

>>39263083
A bachelor of arts is a bachelor of arts, ie worthless

>>39263083
Not the same anon but you need thousands for licence for therapy and few years of post study. You need also a lot of free time for it. I guess yo uare in america. In europe you will be poverty tier wage.

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>29
>virgin
>part time job (12Euro/h)
>living with mom but have to pay the half of the rent

i dont give a fuck anymore. i dont even have goals in my life.

>>39263076

Because you're lucky to have that.
I have also seen people who have objectively great or greater things and they're still unhappy and unsatisfied and want to die. I am one of them (relatively).

Some people aren't just meant for life.

>>39263083
>degree is worthless (psychology)
>therapist

Pretty sure it takes more than just a degree to be a therapist like specialized training / licensing and registration.

>>39263146
It takes 3-4 or more years and requires huge $. Also if you are in a few european nations you are required to have one year of experience under a psychologist to even apply for that licence. It is a nepotist hobby for rich people who want to help other rich people.

>>39263146
>>39263124
Oh ok, guess that makes sense.
I think the counselor job would still be reasonable though.,

>>39263092
>falling for the PhD meme

Do not fucking do this

>>39263086
take a look at what happens to the honest hardworking guys in today's world, and tell me if you still want to be an honest hardworking guy.

>>39263076
>Can't get a place of my own, apartments are too expensive
>Can't find a second job to try and move out, all the open ones go to minorities and females
>Having no friends and no one liking you in that special way gets lonely
So congrats, you're lucking enough to live in a cheap as fuck area and have a broken sex drive.

>>39263179
explain. why is PHD a meme?

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>make just enough for an apartment, internet, and a little food

>>39260641
that's just your social conditioning, its sole purpose is to make you frustrated at not having the opportunity to be a slave, then when the opportunity does present itself, you'll be an extra good slave.

>>39263214

>taking someone seriously who describes everything as a meme
Just ignore idiots.

>>39263243
i think meme or not, there's a kernel of truth there, it doesn't seem too smart to invest 4+ years of your life into a shitty degree with no prospects.

>>39263083

Phychologist requires a masters, Phychiatrist required a doctors. A four year by itself is just a money sink.

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>>39262681
There are.

that feeling of applying for shitty entry-level jobs in my empty house at 25+ while everyone else has someone, a career, starting a family... just feeling like you missed a boat you didn't even know existed, knowing I'm fundamentally not made right but I still gotta jump through these hoops

Yeah mate I don't know how much longer I can do this.

>>39263214
Because you invest a lot of your time that could otherwise be spent acquiring working experience which is what actually matters.

just make it to 30 and you guys will be golden, because 1 of 2 things WILL happen when you turn 30 or in your early 30s.

1. you will mature and find the drive to do all the things you wanted, see >>39262004 (absolute truth)

2. you will stop caring permanently and opt for a life of comfort.

both are equally liberating.

hang in there laddies. it always gets worse before it gets better.

>>39263177
Where I live there are no counselor jobs available because all were taken by stacies who couldnt get higher. This was while I was gettin my bachelor in psych. Now that I finished there is nothing and having psych major is even worse than having no degree. If my parents stop supporting me I am dead but I dont want to be a burden so if I wont find work soon I will just end it. Its too shameful.

>>39259107
i have a memory of it being 2008 and going "it's not gonna be like this ten years from now."

>>39263312

your psych degree opens up more doors than you think. at the very very least its a point of commiseration with someone else who perhaps unwisely majored in it.

>>39263236
iktfb
Thinking about cutting the internet connection because I'm sick of only being able to afford rice and beans

>>39263193
I would rather be honest hardworking guy than homeless or dead guy. Soon I will have to choose between those two if nothing changes which it probably wont.

>>39263276

I can deal with no material possessions, like no house of my own. What makes me sad is, as you mentioned, seeing other people having fun, friends, families and great careers.
The cruel thing, at least for me, is that even if I had that, I'd still want to die. I am embarrassed about any of that. I couldn't handle a "pity life". I don't even know what I wanted to say here, I think I missed it.

>>39263341
go with homeless. you're not gonna amount to anything anyway.

>>39259107

>admitting you're 17

>>39263312
Dude, forget about your degree, think about the knowledge you have, you must have at least a basic understanding of the human mind. Can't you use that to your advantage? Can you use your psychology degree for networking?

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Cant wait to be 35-40.
Having sex with young girls/prostitutes that can be my daughter

>>39262004
This is the most retarded advice I have ever read

Neck yourself please

>>39263342
all lives are different, just because they got involved with things you didn't doesn't mean theyre having a better time.

fun:
>costs money, and more and more money when a whole family is involved
>usually not even that fun, not compared to vidya and drugs

>family
great, people who hate you and who you hate but can't actually get away from

>kids
will throw you into a nursing home in the future

>careers
making money for some mega jew in exchange for comfort and a pat on the head

yeah no, i miss my NEET life.

>>39263391

is it so retarded that you can't be bothered to point out why or offer a counter opinion?

>>39263424

You sound like a bitter idiot. If you truly are older than 25, then I pity you.

>>39263338
It wont make me feel less shitty or feed me. Most jobs wont hire me now, cant take it down becaue then they wont hire be because of gap. Psych degree taught me so much but wont give me a job, it also taught me how to research for the best suicide methods possible.

>>39263490
oh wow, did i touch a nerve there?

>>39263530
a lot of people before you have made it work with just a psych degree, and a lot of people after you will as well. my point is to fucking sack up, own your education, and sell the shit out of yourself. is that so hard?

>>39263363
I wish I lived in the country, it's a lot easier being homeless there then in the city. In the city there's nowhere to go without getting busted by cops for loitering.

>>39263363
Homelessness is death I require medicine so once I am homeless I will sit on the nearest train track and wait for the inevitable.

>>39263536

The fact that you think you somehow managed to hurt someone's feelings on the internet shows how out-of-touch you are with your own idiocy.

>>39263567

There are no homeless shelters in the country and you'd die a painful death.

>>39263570
the fact that you responded so readily shows that somehow i managed to be right.

>>39262994
Wonder if I'll be in the same boat.
28 & I have a huge job gap since I was like 20. No professional references to speak. I'll have an Accounting degree this year though, which I guess is good for a degree right?

>>39263381
>use your psychology degree for networking

Tried making connections in uni. Didnt work out. Had some leads and so on but they disappeared soon. It would require serious manipulation which I dont have guts for.

>>39263599

construct a narrative to explain your gap. lie, but make them convincing and not verifiable. you "travelled". you "bummed around the country looking for answers to the big questions" only to find that the answer was slavery all along.

>>39263582
Why the fuck even be homeless then if you're just going to spend your time trying to not step on broken beer bottles and used needles at a shelter. Going to a shelter would be something a normie homeless person would do.

>>39263589

I am a loser who is waiting to go to sleep and is responding to any (You)s, because it's helping me cope with life.

Despite that I am somehow less pathetic and stupid than you, who thinks that his retarded, cliche, r9k, sour-grape behaviour was in any way relevant and not idiotic.

>>39263387

By then you will lose interest in sex.

>>39263659

>normie
Lay off the memes, you role-playing child.

>>39263564
This is second world country. 2 job offers a month in a 5,5 mil country makes it impossible. There were 10-15 offers once I started. Now there are only like 2. Market shifted too much. I cant afford to go 200km and pay a rent for those positions either as I would be in minus numbers.

>>39263632
I thought about just saying, my grandma or other random family died died and left me with a decent inheritance or something which I used to become a full time student.
8 years is still a long gap though, trying to find a part time now to pad my resume a little just to say I'm working when I start applying

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>>39263632
>only to find that the answer was slavery all along

Always funny how we have to pretend and say we have a passion and we feel that it is our fate in this life to be a wage slave with no future. Kek me up before you gogo until I suicidioo.

>>39258727
buy a van and live in it.
I'm turning 30 next year and this is actually my life goal.

>>39263424
more like I'm missing out on being a normal, happy, attractive, vibrant human being who gets to experience life and the world and what little bit of love and success an average person living in one of the most dynamic and exciting times in history is allotted them

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>>39263879
>vibrant human
Libtard neomarxist detected.

>>39263776
Sounds comfy, like sometimes I feel like living like that guy in the movie "Into the Wild" would be nice.
My only qualms are health related. Like if I get fucked up somehow or sick etc. I'd be fucked being so far away from people and even if I was the healhcare cost would fuck me w/o insurance.

>>39262221
>And here i am, still getting pocket money from dad to ride the bus and buy ice crea
This hits too close to home, i hope were gonna make it bro.

>>39263959
>tfw dads puts his extra cash under the tv for me
>basically what I use for gas, haircuts, fast food, credit card bills etc.
>I'm 27
If my parents died, I'd be so fucked

>>39262681
>I don't want any drama. I feel bad when I think about complaining or getting attention (in real life).
I know this feel. Theres nothing really wrong with me, im normal looking, can talk to people, but I just have this weird social anxiety stuck in my head which keeps telling me that im doing everything wrong and making a fool of myself. I also constantly scream into my pillow.

>>39263424
This anon understands reality.
I'm sorry to all of you who thought true happiness came with being a functional member of society.

>>39263954
that's because you've become a sissy. It's really not that hard, I know a bunch of people who do it. It's actually much harder to live the NEET life at home

>>39263776

That's called running away from life. How long are you going to last living out of a van? That's not going to work bro, real life is not "into the wild". That's a hippy dream and it never materializes. You need a job, sorry.

>>39257683
9+ years of gym

Post pic of your work

all of society is just some normie's idea of what a happy life is. he invented it so ppl wouldn't kill themselves. it's okay if you're bad it. everything is meaningless.

>>39264210
that's bullshit. I bet you know enough people to visit and shower at their homes etc., and if not you can afford a hotel room once a week. The only difficulty is to get a good van in the first place, but it's all achievable.

pisses me off that a hot girl i went to school with tried to kill herself with pills and endednup gettibg her stomach pumped but meanwhile im too pussy to blow my brain out and possibly risk being a vegetable

how do girls grow the balls

>>39264300
>implying she had any intention of killing herself

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>30 y/o
>flunked out of four colleges
>NEETed for 15 months
>got accepted into trade school

I-I'm gonna make it this time...

>>39264325
trade school for what?

>>39264333

Electrician. I really liked electrical engineering, but I'm too fucking dumb/lazy for college so cable guy it's gonna be.

>>39263997
Seems like you got some nice parents. I got parents that held my hand through everything and were pretty protective, and in the end I became a NEET. I think protective style parenting really fucks you up as a kid and kills your curiosity leaving you no motivation to do anything.

>>39264323
do people actually do stuff like that for attention? versus stuff like shotgun

I want to be a writer but all I do is watch TV.

I submitted a story to /lit/ once, they did a monthly, The April Reader.
They rejected my story.

>>39264388
Yeah pretty much, my mom was really over protective and never let me do much growing up. You know "dangerous world" & all that & even when she did I had a strict curfew and had to carry around my cell phone. Even had me carry a walky talky when I was younger and was just visiting friends in the neighborhood. My dad just worked a lot. Sure I got most of what I wanted in terms of material things, but it kind of held me back socially and the gap just got bigger & bigger the more I aged. I was pretty quiet and had no idea how to talk to my peers once I was in High school. I'm still a social retard at this point.

Put me through school, but they never forced me to move out, or like get a job etc. I just became content, like personally I still feel like I' still have the mind of a teen and never mentally grew up. Even now in terms of responsibility, I just have my cell phone bill and car insurance. Parents pay for everything else.

>>39264587
Weird how almost everything you mentioned describes me aswell.

Kind of related i guess but I also feel that I cant do anything without having some kind of instructions given to me or someone explaining to me how to do said task. I noticed this when going through my college degree, whenever we had to brainstorm something original, and it wasnt just answering a question on a test, my brain would freeze and I would just say "i dont know". I would be fine attending calculus and answering all the questions on the homework, since it usually was just following a rule and what not, but once a class mentioned a paper would be part of my final grade I would panic since writing a paper requires much more thought. I think the creative part of my brain growing up completely died.

who /high school dropout never been to college or uni/ here

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>25
>dropped out of grad school
>unemployed
>student debt
>live at home
>no friends
>no gf
>dont socialize with anyone besides family
>constantly feel miserable
>also i might be going to prison for up to 60 years
i honestly have no idea why i havnt killed myself yet. there is no hope to have any kind of a normal life. i feel really bad for my family because im nothing but a huge financial and emotional burden on them. theyd be better off if i were dead

>>39265460
>also i might be going to prison for up to 60 years
explain

>>39265584
can't because this is original

>>39265198
> once a class mentioned a paper would be part of my final grade I would panic since writing a paper requires much more thought. I think the creative part of my brain growing up completely died.
Same shit anon, except whenever I had a paper like that I just used a writing service to do it for me with a credit card... Only on essays where I had to form an opinion based of finding etc. Research papers were fine. I can't even imagine having to write a thesis or anything. Finance is pretty rule & math based so for the most part I'm fine. Really regret not going for a science degree though.

>>39265424

I dropped out of high school which here in England is not only illegal but so uncommon that there is nothing I can do to better myself because nobody has heard of anybody dropping out of high school before.

>>39266296
You should just become a Chav, I hear that's pretty fun

>>39258914
If only....then every leech and bum could get benefits off of Chad's hard work. God bless.

>>39263076
I've realized the human will is implacable. I will never be happy but I can at least find equanimity if I stop feeling invested in my wants and needs.

>>39266493
>Chad
>hard work
Kek, having a rich mommy & daddy, while you coast through life with good looks and social connections sure is hard

>>39263954
that guy died and he was a Chad. what chance do you have?

>>39267229
The only benefits his Chadness gave him was he was able to get some pussy from KStew, & he had a nice chunk of money to start with.

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>>39263307
>2. you will stop caring permanently and opt for a life of comfort.
I'm 27 and this is me.

>>39259392
bro your exactly like me when i first started it only gets better with time

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you know what pisses me off? You faggots have all your basic needs being met and you're still whining and whinging. And that's not what pisses me off, because I'm right down there with you. But what bothers me is probably like half of you idiots are still going to reproduce. You have ample experience that even in a veritable utopia, the human spirit is perpetually inconsolate and yet you're stil going to jump at the opportunity to impose this terrible condition on someone else. Fuck you.

>28
>no license
>just spent six years running a failing business
>huge college debts
>no savings

Considering suicide.

>>39264569
read 2 books a week and write moar

>>39267273
yes because like you, his vision was retarded and idealistic

>>39267439
Idealistic sure, retarded? not at all?
He just made some decisions that unfortunately cost him his life.

>>39267474
You will make similar ones

>>39267513
You don't know me anon, you have no idea what I'm capable of

Its not even the fact I work a shitty job, or that I live at home, or that I drive a piece of shit car that bothers me and makes me depressed. Its the fact that I'm a virgin and never had a gf at this age that is killing my inside, and I think it will end my life soon. I'm a good problem solver, I usually have a good handle on things. I literally do not know how to solve this problem of no gf (ever) and I don't see it happening. And I'm at the point now where if I went back to college, or learned a trade, by the time I made enough money to appear normal and have my own place, nicer car, a "career" id be in my 30's. Still a virgin, still wanting to kill myself.

>>39257683
Did you actually study and do your work, or did you just sit at home posting on 4chan and masturbating to My Little Ponies in your free time?

I'm going to guess the latter.

>>39267639
No, straight shota, but we can split the difference

>>39264401
yea
killing yourself with pills has a low success rate.

>>39267904
do you think shooting the forehead with a strong round would result in pretty quick death and near instant unconsciousness? not gonna do it just axin

>>39267928
The sweet spot is your Medulla oblongata.
Instant death.

>>39262004
Fuck I'm 25 and thoughts like these were what I hoped was true. Thanks for confirming them if you are not a troll and that was your legit experience.

>>39268060
>50+ guy on 4chan


czechs out

>>39260782
How did you get into it anon?

>>39268088
hi newfriend

Got more advice 50+bro?

>>39267928
your brain is near the back of your head so place your barrel at the top of your tongue on a 15 degree angle and you cant really niss

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>>39268205
what about a slug straight to the forehead?

Going to finally finish my Associate's degree this quarter at the ripe age of 34. Been taking 1 class per quarter for the past 6 years while working at Burger King and recently got accepted into one of the more competitive business programs in the country to continue my bachelor's with a concentration in information systems.

Still a khhv but I've made peace with my stake in life. At least I get free food, get to hire and surround myself with qt3.14s, schedule my own time to fit my class hours, and still manage to have a passion for refining my Unix, Ruby, and R skills in my spare time.

>>39268254
you can but you could be shaking and miss your brain by a milimeter and live

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>>39264382
Why go back to trade school for more debt. Just study up on the most common NEC codes, some algebra, and take the entrance exam for the electricians Union. Either with or without schooling your going to start out doing grunt work like bending conduit or pulling cable. Otherwise you can always end up as a technician like me.

>>39268254
>>39268286
oh wait nvm a buck will just blow your head off and you'll die

>>39262710
>They wont make it illegal because they all get jobs by nepotism and everyone is in it.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE this is why my "country" (not a country) is dying. DEBT but PLENTY of money for POLITICIANS and FRIENDS. and POLITICIANS GETTING THEIR CHILDREN INTO GOOD POSITIONS, EVEN IF WHAT THEY DO IS NEXT TO WORTHLESS.

nepotism should be illegal, especially when it runs as rampant where I live.

why is living compulsory? like if you try to kys ambulances will try to revive you and assisted suicide is only for those who have 6 months to live wtf

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>5 year old daughter starts kindergarten tomorrow
I'm 31, too fucking old.

>>39268425
is your daughter qt?

>>39268425
Fuck you breeder. This is antinatalist territory

>>39262755
Please post some proof of your age.

>>39268425
How many times have you touched her vagina?

>>39267392
most of my family shouldn't have reproduced for financial reasons, yet they still did. I tried to get out of poverty to no avail, still want
to get married and have children.

Maybe my offspring will manage to lift this curse.

>>39268505
fuck you. What is the fucking point? What happens to the curse if there is nobody who needs to lift it? Oh would you look at that, its gonzo.

>>39268551
>What happens to the curse if there is nobody who needs to lift it?
Our family tree would just be poor fucks that fuck and reproduce like dumb animals.

I think my Grandmother's brother is rich, works for a big tv channel station, but he noped the fuck out and cut contact with all his relatives because of not wanting to help a bunch of retarded leeches.

You have the entire world at your fingertips. You have no one to blame but yourselves for your own lack of resourcefulness. Get up, move, go, do something besides waste your lives here shitposting. You think you've put in your "effort" and now you "deserve" a job after completing a few Taleo applications or sending out generic copy resumes through Indeed and Craigslist? If you actually cared as much as you're trying to convince this echo chamber you do, you would grasp at anything. Think there's no options? Already tossed away your sense of self-worth and hope? Then why not go for broke and email your resume to the literally millions of employers out in the world at any email address you come across on any website. Please respond with the expected faggot millennial replies and excuses as to why you're not doing this.

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>>39268741
I for one don't even care anymore. I'm eating like shit after dropping 70lbs.I'll probably gain it all back plus,interest. I'm pretty comfy

>job pays enough to play muh games and eat

>>39268741
I think I'm actually high enough to try this right now cause why the fuck not. Could be funny to catalog and count how many emails I actually send out then post results a few days from now. I'll send to other countries too. Wish me luck.

>>39268887
goodspeed anon. make sure to include cover letter and don't forget to send to the big ones like google and amazon and valve too.

>>39268741
Thanks for the protip Dad

>>39267590

>i'm a good problem solver
>i work a shitty job, live at home, drive a piece of shit car

you can't see the problem of why a girl wouldn't want to be with you?

so why is living compulsory? like if you try to kys ambulances will try to revive you and assisted suicide is only for those who have 6 months to live wtf why

and after death is there any real chance of being conscious again? i dont see how i can think and exist only once but at the same time i hope death is forever

>>39269560
I like your style anon. Keep pushing the others over the edge to cull the competition so you can maybe get your turn at being a normie wagecuck.

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>tfw can't relate to people on this board anymore
seems like everybody is too young ('oneitis', caring about fashion trends etc.), normalfags ("my gf"), or just depraved (gays, trannies, fwb, tinder users).

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>tfw it's getting darker earlier
>summer is comming to a end

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>tfw past the point of shame

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>26
>live with my father in a small town
>haven't dated in years
>no degree
>work for my uncle's company
>he wants me to take it over one day
>only making about $300 a week

It's really the only chance I have unless I go back to school. I just don't know if I'm smart enough to run a business

>>39270131
>I just don't know if I'm smart enough to run a business
You're a apprentice,just learn and be a sponge

how do i ignore the strong want to die so i dont feel like shit so much

im not risking trying to kms yet i want to find someone to unload on my head but i dont know how i can find someone close

>>39270151
Yeah. I could always have one of my brothers handle some of the paperwork if I did take it over. One step at a time. I always overload my mind thinking of every scenario

>>39258727
>too old for the military.

I'm in the same boat as you 27, living at home, fuck up at uni to the point where it's impossible to graduate. I applied to the airforce as an absolute last resort and they took me. 40k to start, when I hit corporal I'm at 67k.

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>>39268135
You have to wait for the application to open on USAjobs.gov, but the only people who find out about it are college students and military

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ill chime in

27 neet a month ago I had real hope turning things around then of course I hit a string of rejection both jobs and female. Gave up working out everyday started eating shitty, gained 5 lbs.
what the fuck of trying we missed the boat and its never coming back ever

27 here. I had a steady job in my degree and a comfy studio apartment back in my hometown. I quit the job and transferred the lease to someone so I can move to a nearby big city with my savings.

And it turns out, I really don't like it here. Everything is more expensive, more competitive, more crowded. I really miss my old setup back in my hometown. At least I learned a valuable lesson, I'm just not a big city type of person.

Now if only I can move out of this dingy room and find another good job in my hometown...

>>39270719

what are you doing in the airforce? like what job

>turning 27 soon
>never been on a date or anything

do you ever not feel like a person

>>39257683
>Started new hire training
>Everyone has formed their little groups
>So scared to let the managers training us see me eat alone
>Constantly nudge myself into groups
>Stay in bathroom for long periods of time

Whats even worse was
>Foreign asian guy with a heavy accent and almost lets it slip out to me about a new-hire happy hour/dinner I wasn't invited too to me on the elevator down
>Girl that was put at my table for training grabs him and shaking him telling him to shut up.

What the fuck how do I make friends and not feel like a fucking outsider for once.

>>39271103

We are not fully human

I feel like my entire life would do a 180 and go on an upward trend if only I could have a gf with the sex involved occasionally as well to both of our enjoyment and benefits.

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>>39271199
>I feel like my entire life would do a 180
your life changes when you want it to

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>25
>khv
>no friends
>ugly as fuck
>stupid/lazy
>mom puts me down constantly/abusive
>Working towards an online degree in computer science at a meme university

>>39271030

haven't started yet, but I accepted the offer. I get shipped to basic on october 13th.

https://www.canada.ca/en/department-national-defence/services/caf-jobs/career-options/fields-work/telecommunications/aerospace-systems-technician.html

>>39271259
>Working towards an online degree in computer science at a meme university
join the military and become haxxer

>>39271259
Post contact info. Let's be each other's best friend. Ride or die and lie together.

got an interview tomorrow. hope stuff changes. promise i won't make fun of anyone if/when it does.

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I can't believe I wasted the whole thing