/britfeel/

second for ebin's chin

>>39234765

Not on some corkboard with string connecting pins, but a rough mental idea

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Alright lads what's for din dins?

I have to go to for my weekly shop which is really uncomfy

Has Ebin been online today? Eager to hear about the funeral.

>>39234896
Might order a McChicken meal from McDonalds.

>>39234905

Check the blog, there is a new one up

>>39234896

I'm doing flying jacob for a laugh.

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Bennis! Mighty Bennis!
Comfy-posting, politics-denying!
Engorge thy rod with britfeel semen!
Tripfags welcome, anus-supplying!

>>39234923
>Time to walk out, Track 3 - Ave Maria now playing on the CD Player. This made me smile again because it reminded me of one of the endings to Hitman: Blood Money, where he awakens to the tune of Ave Maria and shoots everyone at the funeral, luckily or unluckily for me my nan didn't burst out of the coffin and gun us down.
Ebin is a fucking genius

>>39234905
Check the blog lad, it's a classic.
>luckily or unluckily for me my nan didn't burst out of the coffin and gun us down

>>39234910
nice one lad! aldi pay fucking heaps of cash, i just forgot to apply in time.

>>39234946
Great minds think alike >>39234951
Ebin is genuinely talented, it's weird that he can't use correct grammar because he writes well and has a good vocabulary
>cortege
Never even heard of that word

>>39234946
Top fucking kek. Song reminds me of that too, hyped for new Hitman.

>>39234896
>I have to go to for my weekly shop which is really uncomfy
i know the feel, i just did one

picked up a nice fresh pizza lad, wasn't that good in the end. should have just stayed with pasta ttbqh

A friend is worried they've got some kind of STI from his ex-girlfriend so he went to get checked today.
Considering that
>he's had no symptoms whatsoever, at least he told me that
>he's basing this off her having a drunken fling with one other person
H-he'll be okay, right?

>>39234986
Probably. If not it's their own fault and they deserve it.

ay lads, i think imma do it and start a blog. anyone wanna read it? i have an awful experience today in the city, and it was repeated spouts of 100% pure autismo

>>39234971
>he can't use correct grammar

what part of his grammar is incorrect?

>>39235006

Do share lad.

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>>39234962
Aye, heard nothing but good things. Seemed really chill when we were shown around so it's easy work too.

At least for the North where I am they're hiring a lot, I didn't hear back for 2 months for an interview so it might be worth trying if it's still up near you?

>>39235006

I'll check it out lad, it won't be as good as ebins though

>>39235006
>i think imma do it and start a blog
who are you? You need to build up your fanbase here

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Support Chinese owned clubs.

>can get kfc/mcdonalds and a bunch of other places directly delivered 10-25 minutes after ordering
Deliveroo/OneDelivery are the future lads, I'm going to die of a heart attack.

>>39235034

Chow Mein!
Chow Mein!
Chow Mein!

>>39235026
I want to healslut Pharah.

>>39235039
>5 bong delivery

Can fuck right off with that

>>39235066
>Can fuck right off with that

Anyone trying to deliver me KFC or McDos can fuck off right off.

>>39234984
I practically live on pasta, never gets old. How much do your weekly shops come out to? I've been trying to budget recentyl

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>Washing Machine just broke

>>39235082

I honestly have no idea, I am going to have to start watching things like that in the near future.

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>>39235021
He doesn't know how to use apostrophes, he gets confused with their/there quite a lot. There's more but those come to mind

>>39235103
>stadium

Triggered

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>>39235039
>'Sorry we don't deliver to X yet'

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Sitting here wondering if I should start working on a new CYOA or just wait for the drama to blow over.

Or I might play some ARK. Or finish modding Skyrim SE. Who knows. I'm indecisive.

Post waifus.

>>39235039
I'd love one delivery, if I could ever justify 5 quid delivery for a fucking burger from BK. Spending tend quid on one burger is insane. I could just head down to the butcher and make a load of burgers for that.

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>>39235055
Please don't talk about my wife like that

>>39235039
>>39235066
this desu. Fast food has lost its appeal to me once you realise they're preying on you being as lazy as possible.
I can cook something up just as tasty for a fraction of the price in 20 mins.

>>39235134
>I can cook something up just as tasty


If you can do it a fuckton better you're not even trying.

I spent an hour in the shower wiping dried shit off my arse and I still don't feel clean

at least my stomach stopped hurting
can't knock the product, it definitely emptied me out

How do I get famous like Ebin?

>>39235163
Bite the hand that feeds you

>>39235134
Agreed, I don't understand how people on bennies can spend so much money on takeaways, it's a complete rip-off. My meals come out to about 3-4 quid each and they last me 2 days (and I eat a lot)

>>39235163

You need to use a trip

>>39234971
>it's weird that he can't use correct grammar
who says he 'can't' maybe he's too lazy and chooses not to

>>39235157
Bloody hell Saku no one wants to hear about your shit smeared fat arse

>>39235106
This is probably the case because he is poorly educated. i make similar mistakes too sometimes due to attending a terrible school. Im also dyslexic and i think ebin might be too. i dont know how to improve my grammar.

>>39235173
>My meals come out to about 3-4 quid each and they last me 2 days (and I eat a lot)

You must eat really cheap stuff then. I'm all for budgeting, but whenever it's discussed online you always get somebody who over eggs the pudding.

>>39235189
>Not wanting to hear about his epic poos XD

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>>39235153
it's about getting good at it. I used to be a chef so I'm bias/an exception but with practice you can cook most meals in 20 mins. Be that 20 mins prep then simmer all day or 20 mins then eat.

>>39235189
Speak for yourself. Gonna destroy my nofap at this rate, wew

>>39235180
>who says he 'can't' maybe he's too lazy and chooses not to
When it's something as basic as the title of his blog I don't think this is true

>>39235190
I wouldn't normally mention this considering his education was so shit but he uses some really advanced words so I don't understand the poor grammar

>>39235220
Uses a thesaurus, obviously

The guy is not very intelligent, so none of this is surprising.

>>39235220
>I wouldn't normally mention this considering his education was so shit but he uses some really advanced words so I don't understand the poor grammar

If you think words like "cortege" are advanced, it's not Ebin's education I'd be looking at.

>>39235220
mate, he lives in squalor and his twitter name is something fqffafqfafqfhfq, it sames to me that he just doesn't give a shit

>>39235006
>>39235022
>>39235028
>>39235032
nice, i'll try it then

>>39235220
I know some advanced words too. Sometimes people read a word or hear it, and they happen to memorize it for whatever reason. For example, i heard someone use the word discombobulated and i remembered it.

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>>39235206
>who over eggs the pudding
Don't know what that means but I can give you an example if you want. My most basic and simple meal is pasta pesto chicken:
>500g of pasta - 55p
>jar of pesto - 1 quid
>300g of chicken - 2.20
>total=3.75 and this will last you 2-3 days

>>39235280
>100g of chicken a day

Are you a mouse?

>>39235280

LOL... It's ALWAYS either chicken pasta or tuna pasta, but okay.

BTW you do not eat a lot.

>>39235273
That's a good one, another nice long word is antidisestablishmentarianism. Not sure if you can squeeze that into conversation though

which s.t.a.l.k.e.r is the best one lads? never played any before and got recommended stalker as a comfy, atmospheric game

>>39235303
>>39235306
Are you lads obese? That meal I described comes out to ~1300 calories a day if you eat it over 2 days

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tuned my mums radio into heart80s on the way to the shop

this tune came on while I was waiting for her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4FtrKfZ0Lo

>>39234905
I've been online, but I thought i'd duck out before the mongs got home and started

>>39234896
not sure yet. i've to go on my weekly shop as well. goin at 9 after work though so not too bad. made a list following which aisles i come to first to make it easier. keep going through it in my head.

ebin pachinko machine when?

>>39235323
>not actually becoming a real life stalker for a fraction of the price

>>39235326

No, not at all you're just the typical shit talking mong I was talking about.

>>39234863
I just made Chicken Fajitas, if you count making Chicken Fajita flavoured Super Noodles and putting them in a wrap as Chicken Fajitas

>>39235176
you don't start with the trip, you start with a continuing story and avatar (for me, phimosis) and then escalate it into avataring then eventually trip

>>39235351
F R A C T I O N O F T H E P R I C E
t

>>39235326
>That meal I described comes out to ~1300 calories

250g pasta, 150g chicken and some pesto doesn't even come to half of that.

>>39235365

You're the expert lad ;)

>>39235351
my mate actually want Chernobyl

>>39235365
I wish I could be as entertaining as you ebin but whenever I have a problem I just end up solving it before it becomes interesting

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>>39235280
sound advice

>>39235326
Agreed, I'd say this is 2 days of a large portion. If you're a NEET it's all you need. If you're eating anymore you're gymming it or you're a fat cunt.

Another recipe -
300g mince - 1.50 - 2.00
an onion - 20p
70-100g mushrooms - 70p
passata - 50p
dry basil - quid (will last a while)

There - you just made a basic spag bol.

>>39235329
Didn't you start drama last night lad?

>>39235395
Look at Karl Pilkington, incompetence is funny lad

>>39235405
>There - you just made a basic spag bol.

You just made mince and ketchup.

just shaved my neckbeard and now I look chubby

>>39235405
I just told you that even the whole thing only comes to 1300 calories, and you expect that to last 2 days?

Fuck off

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>>39234863
surprise surprise 129

>>39235434

More delicious and for a fraction of the price meme.

I am interested in writing, but i have a problem, my grammar and punctuation is pretty bad.

what are some books i can read to improve my grammar and punctuation?

>>39235445
Eating 1/4 of your daily intake allowance certainly is a fraction of the price, that is true!

>>39235449

All of them lad.

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>>39235449
Read anything well written.

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>>39234935
They called white BOY for a reason edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>39235458
It's an allowance lad, you are allowed to speed on country roads but it sure as hell ain't healthy for ya.

>>39235372
>>39235357
>retards don't even know how to count calories

>half a jar of pesto=250 cal
>150g of chicken=233 cals
>250g of pasta (cooked)=850 cal
Total of 1333 calories

>>39235449
if you actually have the ability to build a decent narrative then don't worry about it. publishers have editors to clean it up for you

>>39235351
>implying id ever want to be anything except NEET

>>39235470
i want books that actually teach me grammar. i already read and it hardly helps.

>>39235496
>250g of pasta (cooked)=850 cal

Way, way, way wrong

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How's your day been lads?
Mine has been decent for the first time in a very long while which sure makes a change from the usual shitty antics of emtional emptyness and self loathing.
>Got up fine and didnt even feel tired at 8 despite only getting about 4 hours sleep as I was shitposting on here.
>Walked round to my grandads as I agreed last week to help him clear out his garage.
>Whilst clearing out the garage came across some things he didnt want such a shakespere carbon fibre fishing rod and an old beer stein glass he got from Munich years ago that he said I could have as they were of no use to him.
>Finish up within a couple of hours, and he gives me some money for helping him out .
>essentially my comfy neet life can continue a while longer!
>Get dropped off home felling pumped with energy so I decide to cut the grass.
>my mum comes home half way through doing it and she's impresed to see me doing something other than playing vidya and sleeping.
>long gone are the calls for me to get a job and the threats to kick me out.
>pour my self two pints of beer into my new stein glass and sit by in my chair feeling comfy af.
Also post waifus cause why not?

>>39235483
Ah yes, How progressive tv is becomming

>>39235512

It's bait FFS.

>>39235501
>Stalking isn't Employment, Education or Training and due to the wonders of the internet you can do it from the comfort of your own home

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>>39235420
what do you suggest?

>>39235434
I'm not that guy. I'm trying to help. Believe it or not we don't actually need 2500 calories a day for sitting in front of 4chan and walking to the paki's for a scratchcard and an irn bru.

>>39235498
i was thinking about writing non-fiction though and im not sure if anyone will take me seriously if i cant write.

>>39235503
you're never gonna get overnight results, just keep reading and read well, it will get better over time

>>39235522

m8 it isnt proper stalking if you arent hiding in bushes on her route home from work

>>39235542

It's far easier to write than fiction.

>>39235512
But pasta weighs like twice as much when it's cooked, 100g uncooked=250g uncooked. So I worked it out like that

>>39235520
This isn't bait? This is how I've been tracking my calories for the past like 3 years. If I'm that off then this is pretty embarrassing

>>39235542
i think in non fiction if you don't have a degree in a relevant field then no one will take you seriously anyway
what are you hoping to write about?

>>39235547
i have been reading for years and people will still sometimes say my grammar is awful. im dyslexic so its hard for me to understand from just reading.

>>39235569

Be embarrassed.

>>39235449
Read Eats, Shoot & Leaves. It's a book all about puncuation and grammar

>>39235551
Google Map View to find routes around the house, search up similar house layouts on the internet just to know exactly where they may be sleeping. Find a LinkedIn profile to find a job and to see if it's in walking distance to know whether they travel by car or not. Internet stalking is the advanced tier lad

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Teacakes.

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>>39234863
Cheeky pic of Ebin's hilariously big chin, lads

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>>39235593
>250g cooked=350 calories
Oh fuggg :DD

My autism man. I only want to talk about specific shit that no one's interested in.

>>39235618
Solid post lad.

>>39235612

you kids and your internet stalking, back in my way if you didnt write your name with the blood of her cat on her front window you was considered a fanny

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>>39235515
Enjoying my time off between jobs.

Fapping, playing vidya and drinking fruity ciders.

>>39235590
You could've told us you were retarded lad, don't worry it will still get better but you have a legitimate learning/reading difficulty which is never gonna leave. Trust me if you've already been reading for years you're miles ahead of where you would be. Just remember simple things like capital letters and fullstops.

>>39235576
>i think in non fiction if you don't have a degree in a relevant field then no one will take you seriously anyway

im not sure, i was not thinking about writing academics.

>what are you hoping to write about?

undecided. maybe philosophy or politics. im not smart enough to write a book now; i am working on it.

>>39235650

Hi Pubes!

was a cute girl in her 20's who seemed similar to me feverishly sorting through the reduced section for deals in tesco then trailing weirdly behind her parents

>>39235670

Write a travel guide.

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>>39235470
Is /lit/ essentially a safehaven infested with GCSE English teachers?
Cause I was forced to read almost more than half of those titles when I was at school?
>tfw my old english teacher Mr Johnson most likely goes on a mongolian basket weaving forum and posts pepe, wojack and anime reaction pictures.

>>39235701

Was she scoping you out?

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>>39235701
>we found love in a hopeless place

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Tadaima

>>39235706

You've pretty much hit on what it's used for, a custom, interactive Sparknotes.

>>39235713
she didn't look at me, and I only looked at her because I wanted to look at the reduced fridge to see if there was any cheap salami. Then I had to follow her down the aisle to the tills

>>39235706
in my school it was pretty much just shakespeare, one book of world short stories and for some reason, Holes

>>39235737

Aye... Looker was she?

good ol pikey fight, lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blmFX8zIqVg&list=LLAXfEpZ-aXZDuSL46FUornQ&index=4

>>39235755
>for some reason, Holes
It's because of the blacks lad.

>>39235787
i grew up in rural lincolnshire, there was only two blacks in my year and one of them was half white

>>39235659
Who is this new Pharah poster? Not seen you around before. She is probably one of my least favorite overwatch grils though sorry lad

>>39235706
It's probably just because they're considered the "Classics". Although sounds like your school was better for that, we just did of Mice and Men for like 4 months then some play.

>>39235760
to be fair I didn't examine her, from my few glances she seemed to have a 6/10 face but it had a warm charm to it. Her bum seemed a bit pear shaped, could do with a few pounds off.

Just remembered that time I got terrified when a giantess stared at me down a tesco aisle, I don't even know if it was a female but it must have been at least 6'4

>>39235779
What a bunch of brutes

>>39235802
Yeah but there is a country-wide mandate

>>39235802

I think he means black holes lad.

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>>39235659
Sounds great anon, thats essentially the same as im doing just with beer.
And I havent quite yet taken the neetbux pill mind yet, im still a wagecuck at heart who works just to survive and neets out till I run out of money and need to work to get some more.

had an ESA assessment today lads. Was only in there 10 minutes. Is that normal?

I can't tell whether she thought my mental health was that severe that she didn't need to bother doing a long assessment, or whether she was just going to fob me off and I'm going to have to appeal.

NEETs pls help.

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Good evening, /britfeel/!
How are you all feeling today?
What are you all up to?
What's the best Karl Pilkington quote?

Hoping you're all feeling great and have had fun days today no matter what it is you've been up to!

Went back in to work for the first time today since i was sent home for being too ill last week. It was only for 3 hours so they don't have to count it as sick leave and they gave me the work equivalent of colouring in pictures to do.
Past few days have been spent throwing up and sleeping with bits of the old xfm shows and super mario 64 inbetween, getting a bit tired of it all desu.
/endblog

>>39235127
What CYOA are you thinking?
Did you ever finish the space one you were working on?

>>39235779
Awful technique; they're doing that swinging monkey punch that black people do and it's so telegraphed you could slip in and knock them out easy. They'd get beaten by a posho who'd spent 6 months in a boxing gym.

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>>39235779
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
just like secondary school eh lads

>>39235848
>Homosexual wonders why he has aids

>>39235848
CATS WITH MOPS
t

>>39235849
t. armchair boxer.

>>39235852
Always loved a good fight in school. Whenever there was one on the field the entire place would swarm to get a look and basically just create an arena. Sometimes I miss school but then I realise it was actually shit.

>>39235848
>What CYOA are you thinking?
Something involving Lycanthropy. Not really sure, honestly.

>Did you ever finish the space one you were working on?

I did. It was decent. I'd post it, but >2mb image limit.

>>39235849
This is what I don't get, fighting is basically all these monkeys do and most of them are so shit at it

>If no work experience enter N/A

Wish every job application had this on the employment section

>>39235844
I've had a couple and one lasted about that long. Think it just depends how busy they are or, like you say, if you're an obvious case. ESA bux are comfy as fuck good luck lad

>>39235848
please soles of feet

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>>39235808
I've stuck my head in a couple times before but not for long. I have a tendency of going straight to /v/ but trying to break that. Britfeel threads are comfy and free of yanks.
desu I would marry any of them, they all have their own appeal. Mei is a close second for me.

>>39235838
Yeah I couldn't be a neet, I went through a period in 2012/13 after I left the army where I was going mad without work but it's more of the impending doom of no funds. If I won the lottery I'd quite happily shitpost on 4chan all day.

>>39235898
>>39235849
Haha I too dislike black people

>>39235818
i thought schools could choose which curriculum to teach?

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>>39235844
My experience is poor, I went to one about 6 years ago and was in there for about 5 minutes, same with the Job Centre apportionment at around the same time. I haven't been there for years and still get it. I didn't act out of the ordinary

>>39235908
>ESA bux are comfy as fuck

maybe for a while

>>39235908
they did seem pretty busy. I had to wait an hour to even be seen and the waiting room was full.

I hope I get it so I can start buying groceries for myself and going the gym. Gonna see if they'll let me volunteer for a comfy couple of hours a week. Don't plan to be on this for very long tbqh lad. Hoping my mental health will recover over the next 6 months to a year.

>>39235890
when i look back at school, i cant believe i actually attended it five times a week. i absolutely hated it at the time. i remember always trying to make myself sick so i could get the day off.

>>39235848
forgot to ask if despair mong is around, or are you flirting with him on steam now?

>tfw packed away my collection of MMA/wrestling DVDs and collectibles because I thought I'd grown out of the interest
>6 months later get back into it all
>have no idea where I've put all my stuff
Pretty fucking annoying to be honest with you.

>>39235898
This is a good fight though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2yPbLHbu8M

>>39235957
WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE. WAIFUPOSTERS AN CO NEED TO BE BANNED DESU

>>39235925
Pikeys mya as well be black

>>39235957
don't start drama tilde

>>39235931
they choose based upon a mandate that is based upon different exam boards which base their mandates off the government

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>>39235755
We still did a bit of shakespeare and poetry from the first world war in my school, but it was mostly dominated by cult classics such as:
>Of mice and men
>an inspector calls
>to kill a mockingbird
>lord of the flies
>animal farm
Etc

>>39235978
Are you calling pikeyanon a nigger?

>>39235936
>I didn't act out of the ordinary
No wonder they haven't asked you back for an assessment, they know you're a loony.
How much do you get from bennies?

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Just got into Lancaster house hotel for my resit, the five hour drive was awful.Going to smash the exam though. I hope tilde isn't mean about Sophie if he does start got (although Sophie's personality >>>>> Sansa)
>>39235127
Posted
>>39235515
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>>39235848
Boipucci or gtfo

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>>39235515
>tfw no Nonna older sister

>>39235992
No he's one of the good ones, he dindu nuffin

>>39235972
These lads look like they know what they're doing. He wasn't a pikey but I like watching Lenny McLean videos, he was proper 'ard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJHTVR6FF6o

>>39235993
I don't know the exact amount, more than I've ever needed

>>39235997
what do you drive?

>>39235844
get a doctors note and you don't need an assessment

>>39235997
>boipucci or gtfo
I take back every mean thing I've said about Sophie, you're a good lad

Good luck with your resit mate, I've been there and it's shit

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>>39235860
I don't think it's aids, maybe cancer or a tumour or something.

>>39235881
Genius idea, why are so many cats unemployed in the current government Mummy May?

>>39235895
Ooh that sounds p interesting, would it have something similar to your eldritch one where there was a balance to your powers and how much of your human mind you kept?

>>39235916
>>39235997
Sorry lads they're blog exclusives.
Suppose I could post them here for a few minutes though, spoilered for innocent anons.

>>39236031
>he thinks I drive
The anxiety would kill me, though my normies little bro is learning. My parents kindly too me (Audi)
>>39236042
Thanks man
>>39236046
It's a bit hairy but I can still fap

>>39236046
>I don't think it's aids

I'd get checked if I were you

Just back from the gym lads, my fucking arms are dead, I can't fucking move them. I'm sat in bed getting all comfy now tho so it's okay, any many of you lot are /fit/?

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alrightMyMatesAndLadsHowreYouAllDoingTodayWhatsYourFavouriteTypeOfOnion?

>>39236027
He refused to fight Bartley Gorman the top Pikey bare knuckle fighter twice. Still an intimidating guy though, no doubt

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Evening lads, what should I photoshop?
Also, what books should I get for my maths portion of the uni course? They listed some but its seemingly quite outdated. It seems to be a mix of GCSE to A level tier maths.

>>39235127
c+f "post waifus"
shan't be double calling anymore lads
Posted
>>39235515
Been pretty lazy, played GTA:SA and have been grinding some of the side bits a little, ambulance missions were super long and tedious but worth the reward.
Sounds great though anon, how long have you been NEET?

>>39236102
I'm decently /fit/ lad. Surprised your arms are dead right after the workout, usually I get DOMS the day after

You following a program? Skinny or fat?

>>39236117
Not bad anon, yourself? Looks like your space bar is broken, and Spanish onions

>>39236133
Got myself a PT, skinny but looking to bulk, thinking of joining the army, trying to get my fitness up before I apply

>>39236131
>For the 2012 film The Dark Knight Rises, actor Tom Hardy revealed that he used Gorman's voice as one of the inspirations for the accent of Bane
W-was he a big guy?

>>39236132
photoshop my dick in your arse faggot

>>39236158
Not really, he was a quiet family guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvybZLKH7Zk

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>>39236102
I do a form of yoga by meditating twice a day, does that count can I join the /fit/ club?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVn2YGvIv0w

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>>39236157
If you're lookin gto join the army, don't look to bulk.
Just get really good at the 10:30 run. Once you're in the PTIs will get you big

Aim on smashing the 10:30 run

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>>39236157
Good for you lad. Be careful of PTs though, a lot of the time they'll give you shit advice and not put you on the most efficient training. If he helps you psychologically then go for it but there's a wealth of resources online, check out the /fit/ faq and a bunch on reddit too. Are you eating more? Gym is only half the battle when you're a skinny cunt

>>39236091
I had bloods drawn on thursday, I think they would have told me by now (hopefully)

>>39236132
How's your game dev project going?

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>>39236203
Ebin has a decent taste in music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjJ9TDdQUdY

>>39236235
glad you knew it was a possibility and an inevitability you disgusting faggots will get aids

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>>39236117
Spring onions you know the ones that look like mini leaks, cause they taste the absoulte bollocks in tuna pasta and in salad.

>>39236212
>join the army

Sorry lad, not a subhuman.

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>>39236242
I was only listenting to it because they used it at my nans funeral

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Had a dream last night where I was watching the eclipse yesterday. Was just looking up at the partially covered sun for about 15 minutes, then I took off my glasses and looked around, and there were thousands of people looking at me, then I realised I was Donald Trump at the white house and woke up

Living in Britain has made me racist
Honestly i live in the ass-end of liverpool and it's become an often occurrence for dirty romanian children opening my bins and ripping through bags looking for IDs to use in their scams or some shit
I just wish i could go out and punt them across 5 streets

>>39236187
I guess kinda, I mean I'm not the guy that decides if people are /fit/ or not, I guess if you do regular exercise with the goal of being health and you take it seriously thats /fit/, only you know if you're truly /fit/

>>39236212
Thats what I hear, but I'm a little on the small side, I just wanted a little more meat on my bones before I go

>>39236222
I've just got a block of session with the PT, its just to get me comfortable with the equipment as I have no gym bros, but she's doing a good job, I can clearly feel myself pushing myself, so theirs no complaints from me, been eating good, lots of rice and fish

>>39236278
>ass-end of liverpool
kirkby by any chance?

>>39236297
Wavertree, and it's fucking gross
The place is filled with muslims letting their children play in the middle of roads while they're on the phones, right before they dump their bin bags on the streets

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>>39236171
can't photoshop what doesn't exist
>mfw
>>39236235
I've not really touched it since my internet went out, I will probably finish it before the 25th of sept now as its not as urgently needed and I can just take it super easy. Need to work on my website too but I've just been relaxing since results day with a sigh of relief. After I had to panic and work stuff out for two days as I didn't expect to get my firm choice uni What are you up to anon?

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>>39236132
Maybe ebin's grans funeral or tilde at work in gregs?
I wouldn't worry too much about buying one to study beforehand, and the first lecture and tutorial are likely to be more specific about the textbook to get as opposed to the long list in the course outline (which was outdated in my case).The first slide of my maths course literally had how to divide in it, but in four or so weeks it was well past the A level spec in terms of difficulty

>>39236258
did you cry at the funeral?

>>39236331
looks comfy. shame that paki's and other foreign bodies invade and make the place shit to like in. imagine a good 30 years ago there would have been a wicked community of hard workers.

>>39235848
Fuck off you boring faggot.

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>>39236342
>ebin's grans funeral
Thats a bit grim lad
Maybe a quick little Tilde in greggs could be cool though.
Thanks though lad, I guess I'll wait and see. Super anxious about it why would they put everything hard in the first two modules and then everything ezpz in the last three reeeeeee How do you even take notes in lectures though? Ones I've been to at UCL for example they just talk and talk and its interesting but if you have to really cram the course its not exactly optimal.

>>39236378
I was too busy holding my trousers up to cry. I laughed at a few things. There was a funeral leaflet for someone else's funeral in the back of the seat. Sorry to the late Frank Seaman, but your funeral leaflet made me laugh

>>39236380

There still are, lad.

>>39236411
fair enough. what did you wear?

>>39236411
>I was too busy holding my trousers up to cry
what a quote

>>39236430
some trousers that are too big I remembered I bought from next like 10 months ago and my coat.

>>39236411
>I was too busy holding my trousers up to cry.
this needs putting on a motivational poster ASAP

>he hasn't read ebins funeral blog

>>39236102
I've got decent muscles, not massive but bigger than I was this time last year. Shoulders are broader. This is all just from home lifting.Trouble is I can't stop drinking beer and whisky, so my bodyfat isn't as low as it could be.

Does anyone know the best cardio for football or martial arts? I've got a park with a big grass hill near me and considering just running up that then walking back down and repeating a few times.

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>>39236411
>I was too busy holding my trousers up
Iktf. Been skinny for years but too jewish to buy fitting clothes.

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>spend last 2 days ringing work every few hours
>engaged
>finally get through to someone
>"yeah anon the person has gone home so they just leave the phone off the hook
>5 hours work in almost 3 weeks


Zero hour work is fucking terribe lads, never do it

>>39236380
The streets are crawling with flies and it stinks
Those fucking pajeets think they own the place too (and to be fair they do), treating the women there like shit.
It doesn't even feel like they're humans. They look like fucking robots. They look like if you punched one of them, they'd get up, say some gibberish and calmly walk away.

>>39236488

5 hours more than ive done in the last 3 years des

>>39236472
Yeah, what you said sounds about right, cutting out booze is pretty killer, or at least it was for me, way I handle it know is I only drinking water apart from at meals where I have a glass of fruit juice, and then on my cheat meal (once a month) I have a drink, but don't get to hammer, desu I dint really know how I got to this point, its just sorta willpower, you can do it tho anon

>>39236488
it balances out
I'm on 15 hours and my boss is very strict about it
I'm usually there for an extra 15 minutes a day, which adds up over time
can't decide if I'm being charitable or I'm just a fucking mug

>>39236503
>They look like if you punched one of them, they'd get up, say some gibberish and calmly walk away.

Or kick the living fuck out of you, anon.

The qt blonde girl at work unironically believes blacks were kings and pharaohs. How do I save her from being BLACKED?

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>>39236252
>not getting paid and taking home best part of 20,000 bongbux for sitting in a barrack room playing PS4 all day
>essentially neetbux but better

Fair enough, best years of my life and can set you up well if you're young.

>>39236573
>>39236503

are muzzies good fighters? dont strike me as being that good tbqh

whats some autistic stuff you do?

I have a book labeled routines, it contains routines, plans for certain things etc.
>one routine for each weekday
>showering
>shaving
>working out
>cooking
>cleaning my room
>cleaning my pots
>waking up
>going to bed
there's more but cannot be fucked to type it up

anyway what's some autistic shit you do and what're some routines I can add?

>>39235483
is this series ever going to release or what?

>>39236573
They probably would yeah but i was just trying to get across how fucking lifeless and zombie-like they look

>>39236587

Depends upon the individual anon. But I do like to see racists get their heads stoved in and their whores and brats taking a good load of multiethnic spunk.

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>>39236564

Its one big free for all in my place

Lucky to get 8 hours a week

Phone can go off anytime from 9am to 9pm and if you dont instantly see it and ring you dont get a shift

Sick of the cunts who seem to get special treatment also, try to get work and get told no, and these pricks are getting to pick and choose thier hours desu

>>39236624

Funny you should bring up wavertree and racists, because last time I was there, a bunch of antifa faggots were shouting at me in the street while I just smiled and walked on

>>39235470
>Clockwork orange
>Well written

half of every sentence being gibberish slav speak does not equal well written. Also I doubt a book with such contents would be taught to 16yr olds.

Really wish tilde will blog again, miss her x

>>39236558
Alcoholism and depression runs in my family so I'm prone to overindulging.

Do you mean that what I said about the hill training sounds about right btw?

>>39236585
Wanting your cock to smell like ass

>>39236643
Glad I don't give a shit about my job
if I was sacked today I'd actually be glad

>>39236669

Just distracting you while your woman sucked off the bredren

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>>39236564
how often is the 15 mins? if its a decent place to work and it's not happening overly often then I'd say let it slide.
I worked in a warehouse once and opened up on occasion (about once a month - an hour early), unpaid but it was basically just turning machines on having a brew and making sure the place hadn't been burgled.
I asked to use a company van to move home with and the boss ok'd it no drama even though others had been knocked back.

As long as they don't take the piss, work is give and take.

>>39236282
I wouldn't worry, very little power/weight training. They just want you to do your best - push for 100% or the PTI will beast you

>>39236682
yeah yeah, any form of cardio is good for ya, and doing it help hill will give your legs some good resistance, good luck to ya

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>>39236624
>brats taking a good load of multiethnic spunk.

You like seeing kids get raped by Pakis. Typical lefty

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>>39236683
>not wanting a delicious brown Egyptian to get her ass musk on your face and dick before she has to take objective A

>>39236587
No, not unless they outnumer you. There's billions of them yet hardly top tier boxers/mma fighters. Thinking about it there's not many of them in any sports

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So perhaps I should leave here
Yeah, yeah, go far away
But you know that there's nowhere
That I'd rather be
Than with you here today

Lads, they announced a new game in my favorite series of comfy games!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydD3H4_Ncaw

Post more comfy/English games

>>39236718
Why can't people accept that the majority of pakis that come over here are fucking disgusting freaks with 9 kids who they had with 6 different women

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>>39236718

You two have this exact same argument every single day tbqh

>>39236407
I opt for pen and paper, but lots of people use laptops. It can be a struggle to keep up sometimes when both writing and listening but slides and other content was available online after in my case

>>39236587
not really. they are pack animals so just jump you as a group

>>39235779
>>39235815
>>39235852
>>39235898
why can't brits fight for shit? these guys wouldn't last 5 seconds vs Kimbo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5ZRglpdiqI

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Stop arguing about pakis every thread

>Asian man and qt white girl looking up into my hotel room from from outside seating
Concern

>>39236795
>muh big black man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuYq8hZZeGQ

Cucks OUT

>>39236749
Cricket and that one boxer. A few muslims here and there in football but they're usually eastern Euro or North African. There's also that Russian MMA Khabib guy who is muslim.

But in general Pakistani muslims are shite at most things.

>>39236601
Not autistic but making your bed every morning is a habit everyone should get into

>>39236833
>this meme again

the rules were no knees and the white guy cheats

Kimbo is undefeated in street fights

>>39236643
>>39236488
Why would you lads voluntarily take zero hour work? Just get a simple supermarket job or something with set hours

>>39236834
I remember reading that more than half of them are inbred, then when I was passing through Luton, I noticed how many of them I saw dribbling in wheelchairs.

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>>39236752
And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day
I couldn't get away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ7NVjZ-Eyg

>>39236848
>the rules were no knees and the white guy cheats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl6ilMpq8hQ

Beaten by a last minute replacement. Pigeon roastie OUT

>>39236883
no more sad shit, post song that motivate you to be a normie, with videos that make your weewee fizz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8rc-lbMe58

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>>39236806

Chinese Welcome

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You lads ready to watch this belter?

>>39236903
The thought that pigeon roastie is sat there aruging about how badly whites fight made me chuckle lad, nice one

>>39236046
>would it have something similar to your eldritch one where there was a balance to your powers and how much of your human mind you kept?

It'd be similar (in a way). You'd have to pick from one of 3 origins which would determine how many points you'd have to put into different categories, which would be physical attributes (strength, speed, regeneration), Control (Choosing when you get to turn, how much control you have when you're in a werewolf form), and bloodline (companions, and misc stuff).

So you could have more or less control in a werewolf form depending on which origin you picked.

>>39236601
Thats not massively autistic, its good to be organised. My habit is writing down the location, time and date when i see anyone i know. Dont know why i do it, i guess i just like to know when and where to expect to bump into people.

>>39236982
I'd do that but I see too many people I know on a night out

>>39236856

Work is easy and the pay rate is great

Can nearly earn a full weeks wage in 2 nights (when the work is available)

>>39236968
How long before Shipman kills everyone?
Will that happen before Tilde pulls the strings and makes everyone hate each other?
How long until Pakipoo installs a secret camera in the bathroom?

>>39236969
She's a self hating white whore like most left leaning women. I'd like to feed her pidgeon to Mr Cuddles

>>39237011
Nice Kevs.

Camera will be installed from the off I bet.
Shipman will add doses of morphine to every cake, he will be unstoppable.

>>39236968
>no cilla

shan't be watching

>>39237036
Then you should have suggested it last night when the image was being made you batty cunt.

Fuck cilla tbqh

>>39236993
I always bump into four or five people i know when i'm at a pub or club, i dont go often but i always write it down.

>>39236968
>The Judges asked for traditional French pastry
>Shipman, come up and tell us about your bake
>Interesting, it looks to be a syringe full of some weird liquid
>What is that Harold?
>The Judges wanted French pastery
>Gave them a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>39236848
WAS undefeated, he's fucking dead

>>39237059
do you remember it and write it down afterwards or nip to the toilet after seeing them or what? kinda want to get into this give as much relevant info as possible

All the videos I watch of the martial arts gyms show lots of laddy people. I'm not laddy and I'm a bit quiet. Will I get destroyed or do they accept robots/non-lads?

>>39236903

Lulz. BTFO!

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>>39237017
Probably true but leave Keith out of this, he dindu nuffin

>>39237070
Howling at this.

Never knew /britfeel/ and bake off could produce so good quality content

>>39236968
Who is teenage genius?

>>39237070
>The judges have asked for some traditional French pastry
>Xi, come up and tell us about your bake
>"Cook Baozi"
>That doesn't look like French pastry, how did you cook it?
>"Use wok"
>How many eggs did you use
>"Use oil in wok"

>>39237112
Some lass from a show called Dark Matter I believe. One anon includes pics of the show with his posts.

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It is, are you? Ebin's blog

>>39237076
I write it on my phone as soon as possible. Usually when i see them from afar or straight after i finish speaking to them. Just whip my phone out, write a vague note so it wont look weird if someone finds it. When i get home i type it up on my pc. I like using the patterns to predict who i will see.

>>39237128
10/10 lad.
Had a great chuckle.

got 15 minutes till I should take my dog for a second walk, but dunno if I can be at all arsed desu

mostly just don't want to put my sweaty shirt back on from the first walk, and don't want to get another shirt sweaty either.

>>39237153
post pics of ur dog

>>39237151
>The judges have asked for some traditional French pastry
>Milk Cat, come up and tell us about your bake
>"Meow"
>That doesn't look like French pastry, that looks like scones
>*growl*
>Was milk the only thing you added to the flour?
>*hiss*

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how do i tell if i've caught hepatitis from a sausage butty lads?

>>39236746
Death to 2CP.

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>>39237179
I've posted pics of him previously but not recently

>>39237153
why don't you just get a cat isntead lad. that sounds like a lot of work

>>39237231
Nice dog

The robot wants a original comment

>>39237196
>The judges have asked for some traditional French pastry
>Ebin, come up and tell us about your bake
>*Mumbles incoherently*
>This bake doesn't look too bad, but why have you added mushrooms?
>*starts sweating profusely*
>Wait, we didn't even provide you with mushrooms
>They weren't in the ingredients
>How did you even get mushrooms in here
>"T-they appeared spontaneously somehow"

>>39237236
I've also got a cat lad

Bloody hell lads, this country is going down the shitter. Refusing a generous donation because of >muh sexism
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-41011908

>>39237231
More dog pics pls

>>39237254
Ah nice desu, please post pics of him. I seem to recall seeing your dog posted here before, somewhere muddy I think

>>39236968
Do they have romance plots on Bake off? Tilde and Ebin could set the trend here, very progressive too with a tranny and bi.

>>39237252
>wanders out of tent and buys 50 quids worth of scratchcards

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I need to go to the bank tomorrow and it's the first time I've been outside in almost a month. Might go to Greggs for the first time ever. Anything you'd reccomend?

>>39237252
>Ebin, how did this happen
>Ebin's hands start to shake as he pulls a folded up piece of paper from out his pocket
>As he unfolds it pieces of chopped up mushroom fall out
>Ebin clears his thought as mumbles
>"Eggs, milk, mushrooms, remember to bring mushroom in case they run out"
>"Go to bake off at 12, get bummed for a fiver at 6, shitpost on britfeel till 1am"

>>39237259
looks like more of a tranny issue than a sexism issue

>>39237279
>bi
He's a full blown faggot lad, let's not kid ourselves here

>>39237284
Ask for some naughty yum yums. Rumor is a stick thin tranny adds his juices to them.

>>39237259
Honestly, I thought they would have all been about women trending to be women and begging for money

>>39237310
Well he did wank off to that video of a tiny blonde girl taking black cock. Giving him the benefit of the doubt.

>>39236781
I guess thats not so bad, I can type faster than I can write and honestly if I'm rushing it will probably end up a mess so, laptop it is I guess.
although considering its majority maths I'll probably have pen + paper too.

>>39237141
oh fuck man defo starting doing this

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>>39237273
yeah I took a few pics of my dog at my local common where there's loads of horses that churn the ground up

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>>39237284
greggs is shit mate, but if you have to those steak and cheese rolls are alright. Doughnuts are also krispykreme tier.

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>>39237324
emphasis on the big black cock. don't forget pic related either but yes, him being bi is a slight possibility

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>>39237271
the only closeup pic I have of him is from June this year when it was so hot that I camped out in my garden desu

>>39237355
>Describes the scent as 'the best'
Grim. Gays need to be gassed.

dude, ebchin lmao!

I'm off for my weekly shop lads, stomach's starting to grumble. Any recs for something nice and sweet? All I get are those asda muffins and I'm getting sick of them

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>>39237259

>nhs on its arse
>No one wants to help out
>bunch of lads have a fund raiser
>REEEE SEXIST REEE NOT TAKING YOUR MONEY

Chief excuitive must be a right cunt

>>39237373
[citation needed]

I never recall mentioning the scent of semen, I said my dried cum towel smelt like sweet candy floss for a while, fresh cum barely smells

>>39237382
I'm currently addicted to bags of chocolate orange minis

>>39236968
You can just tell the truck boys could make a mean souffle

>>39237390
Ohh those sound tasty desu, I love me some orange chocolate. I'll make a note of them

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>>39237382
>>39237422

These are fucking amazing

Would reccomend

>>39237418
They have the added bonus of being a group of lads as opposed to a single person on their own like the rest.

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>>39237382
Milky Way cake bars are a good shout desu. Cake bars in general are super nice

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>>39237259
>>39237384

can guarantee now, the staff will be bounching. This was a decision made by a board not the actual doctors and nurses.

I was in a TA field hospital unit and NHS staff are some of the most down to earth filthy minded people with a great sense of humour.

>>39237382
fizzy strawberry laces

>>39237446
Tilde If I bring you a suitcase full of cakebars will you push your feet in my face?

>>39237446
Is that your skill in the bake off?

>>39237466
nah thats cummy yum yums see
>>39237315

>>39237446
Tilde is the first lady of /britfeel/

>>39237446
I'm sure Tilde knows his sweets ;) I'll have a look for these, thanks desu

>>39237481
I told you to stop replying to me

Lads what /britfeel/ poster would you kiss

nothing gay haha