/britfeel/

Piers Morgan has died lads.

What are we going to do now?

what be a feminine penis, preshus?

>tfw no narcissistic bulimic tranny gf

hold me lads

Lads, the late Sean Connery has just passed away. Feeling pretty mellow desu.

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>>39195855
>tfw no cute bulimic tranny gf to drive you to suicide

i can understand why people become prison gay tbqh. i can spend hours upon hours trying to find a girl to have fun with online and still not be successful. within 15 minutes i can have a guy sending me pic pics of him with his fingers in his ass.

posting this again

what time do the fucktards go to bed?

>>39195845
>>39195859
dammit lads, I can't stand this year

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lads micheal jackson just died over 8 years ago

mick jagger is dead lads

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brave little bradley is dead lads

Lads I just died

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raining here lads, lasagne soon.maybe a glass of milk.from a cow, not yer grannies sunken titties boys!

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>>39195896
this to be honest lads
what do you think?

Lads /britfeel/ is dead

Who /wageslave/ here? What time you starting tomorrow?

>tfw got to be in work for 7am which means I get up at 5:45

>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-40990174
reeee fucking pikeys

Rest in peace Marr.

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lads the NEETs are dead

we finally won

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>>39195923
rip little bradders

ebins blog is great

>>39195950
In at half 8, which means leaving around half 7, so getting up at 7, maybe quarter past at a push. Not looking forward to my half 7 start on Tuesday though.

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>>39195966
>not posting this version

>>39195934
>"whats the deal with mould?"

>>39195934
closer than the other one at least

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>>39195873
>tfw no cute narcissistic bulimic gf to help get better to see her smile again

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>>39195932
Cor your not wrong countryfile has got me craving a fat glass of creamy whole milk.

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rip in peace holly, your tits will be be solely missed

>>39195988
God I'm retarded. Just spent about 5 mins looking back and forth trying to spot the difference

Lads, I think I've found the next Doopee Time.

>>39195845
i wish it were true
what a nob

>use three heaping tablespoons of coffee
>its not enough

am i immune to caffeine or something

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>>39195955
Seriously, give me one good reason why we haven't rounded this scum up and shot them all. They have 0 positive value and steal and harrass and beat all while leaving a mess behind

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lasagne in the microwave lads!ready to settle in for the night.maybe rub another one out later - some proper good porn on 4chan lads!

>>39196063
how many cups do you normally consume on an average day?

>>39196105
It's just the dark side of multiculturalism, lad. It can't all be diwali festivals and more diwali festivals.

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>>39195785
surprise surprise 123

>>39196105
Because that would be fucking nutty. I agree more should be done though. They come to my town constantly, turn public land into a pigsty, then leave. How is this not a criminal issue.

>>39195955
Yeah, nah just ignore this lad, we need MORE multiculturalism. These people only do this because they feel oppressed as a minority in this country. If white people become a minority this will solve the problem.

>>39196063
>>use three heaping tablespoons of coffee
>>its not enough

No, you're talking shit.
Entirely different things anon.

>>39196134
>the dark side of multiculturalism
What's the light side?

>>39196105
>Seriously, give me one good reason why we haven't rounded this scum up and shot them all

Because dribbling spakkers like yourself are a rarity anon.

Not rare enough for my liking but still uncommon.

Exciting episode of the chase lads. 150 grand in the pot.

>>39196189
takeaways you FUCKING BIGOT

You here tilde? x

>>39195873
Your image made me watch
https://vimeo.com/32686825
No regrets desu

>>39196172
>we need MORE multiculturalism

Indeed we do.
And I like to think I'm helping make it happen.

>>39196189
>What's the light side?

A massively improved society.

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countryfile over lads. gonna watch far from the crowd soon on bbc1.hopefully there will be a fine country wench to help with with my boner explosion!and boy will I explode!my demon seed will be like a geyser from yellowstone!

>>39196172
Why do we need more multiculturalism?

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>>39196189
The diwali festivals, like I said. Read, lad.

We get a few curries, too. A couple kinds of tea. Cheap, barely qualified doctors. Affordable, poor-quality electronics.

>>39196252
Haha great lad top tier shitposting.

I lied fuck off

>>39196264
oh my god are you some kind of fucking hateful bigot racist or something? why would we not want multiculturalism?

>>39196271
bloody hell imagine getting a truck down there

>>39196264
In order to live more varied, happier lives and extinguish anachronistic nonsense like nationalism... Ultimately, hopefully, nationality as well.

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>>39196264
>Why do we need more multiculturalism?
Diversity is our strength

>>39196278
I'm not sure if you're trying to be funny or this is literally the worst bait i have seen on britfeel

>>39196283
Ebin stop with these fantasies before we report you to GCHQ

>>39196300
>Diversity is our strength

This is the simple truth.

>>39196313
are you telling me that's not the first thing that came into your mind when looking at that image? You don't have to lie on an anonymous imageboard

>Ebin larps as a WNist
>while being a gay non-white
really tickles your thinkbox

Jerry Lewis is dead and not even a joke.

>>39196340
I'm not a white nationalist at all, I don't have any strong political convictions desu

>>39196333
>sees a large crowd
>first thought is running them down with a van
Yes hmmmmm

>>39196233
How exactly do Pikey, blacks and Pakistanis improve our society?

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>>39196105
>They have 0 positive value and steal and harrass and beat all while leaving a mess behind

Because you would be playing a discriminatory dobule standard by not including the jews aswell.

Just back from a Chinky buffet. Hungry again now, of course. State of me.

>>39196297
There's nothing wrong with nationalism or nationality.

You won't get rid of those. If you want to turn the entire world into one nation then we need colonies on other planets and moons. Earth would need to become one nation among others.
Put some of that wasted aid money and bennies for subhumans into fucking space research and construction and then you'll have your wish.

>>39196367
who? sounds like a controversial northern ireland political figure

>>39196008
Same here but then I'd release her like a dove nursed back to health and hang meself.

>>39196376

By bringing us their own distinctiveness and adding it to our own. Making our society broader, more diverse and interesting. It's why migrants, be they economic or fleeing oppression or war will always be welcomed by free peoples.

>>39196340
>non-white
Since when is Ebin not white? He's an aryan god

>>39196367
Thought he died years ago. Only seen him in the king of comedy desu

>>39196340
>a gay non-white
Ebin is so pale as fuck

>>39196367
haha alright lad playing along are we?
david letterman is dead btw

>>39196105
Leave pikeyanon alone please

>>39196434
>aryan
he's clearly an Anglo

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>>39196422
>what a diverse and interesting society we have here!

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>>39196300
Welcome Chinese immigrants

>>39196390

Nonsense. Both are being eroded day and daily. They're ridiculous concepts based on nonsensical arbitrary twaddle, mostly from late C17 elites.

Well on their way to extinction thankfully. Every day is a chance to bring that goal closer.

>implying bruce forsyth wont be discovered to be a paedophile

>>39196441
That film was billed as a comedy but I found it really sad, all of these delusional people convinced that they're going to make it

>>39196478
Any uncensored ones out there?

>>39196297
You can live a varied life and not have multiculturalism. Multiple cultures just means that no specific morals are strongly enforced onto the populas and therefore it's harder to guide the masses.

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>when /britfeel/ descends into the same racebait political bullshit

>>39196478

Unfortunate, but extremist mongs exist everywhere. Fortunately a very tiny inority in all communities.

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>normie brother shows up unexpectedly
>mummy starts going on about how I'm a failure and disappointment compared to him
>sperg out and storm off
>get back
>"you really need to stop being so childish"

Think we're back on course for suicide September lads haha

>>39196524

But we do have it and we should revel in it.

>>39196538
I've told you this before. Give her a slap lass. It fixes them.

>>39196422
The cost of them being in our society outweighs any positives. Your egalitarian ideology is causing British children to be raped blown up

>>39196531
It seems like it's either that or tripfags tripfagging it up now. Really sick of it. I wish I could leave this place

WHY ARE YOU FAGGOTS SO EASY TO BAIT YOU'RE HERE EVERYDAY REEEEEEE

>>39196531
i'm sorry lad, it's all my fault. i posted the link that set it all off. i was just so mad at pikeys ruining the holiday destination of my youth

reminder that traps are fucking disgusting lads
https://oddshot.tv/s/uIsNMg

>>39196558

You say that as though they are distinct form other facets of society in the UK. They are not.

>>39196457
Pikeyanon is actually a nice lad.

>watching "Benefits Britain"
>some unemployed woman talks to an old man
>he goes on about how she needs to justify her existence, presumably with a job
>they have a little chat about various things including immigration policy
>she asks why we can't all just share like we were taught to when we were children
>he says he'll share if she actually has something to share back
Good show.

>>39196588

Seems like a decent bloke, aye.

>>39196579
wtf is even happening there

>>39196595
>he says he'll share if she actually has something to share back
>this kills the communist

>>39196579
>clicking
>that shit
>nigga
I aint

>>39196509
It was very dark wasnt it. I found bobby deniro's character kinda loveable but if i knew him irl i'd just want to put him out of his misery. Feel like him a bit sometimes haha

>>39196613
It did, lad. It shut her right up.

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>>39196547
Why should British children suffer so that some third world turds can live in our country? In order to accommodate the good ones you have to tolerate the bad.

>>39196611
>crying all day in the mirror whilst shaving your head
Like Sinead O'Connor or like a skinhead?

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>>39196538
the future is ours to choose

>>39196579
the fuck is happening here?
that fat asian dude is more pathetic than tilde

>sophieposter is also industrial scale poster
>he's also extremely easy to bait
>he's also a bit gay

>>39196580
They commit far more crime per capita, get real. Cool deflection though

>>39196646

Because people are people wherever they are from Anon. You're patently a piece of shit but I would uphold your right to live wherever you want.

>>39196658
I forget, why are peas in the smug path?

>>39196673

There is no "they" anon. Just "us".

>>39196690
Because I began eating peas, more healthier eating

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>>39196388
>be me 17
>doing comunity service
>"Alright lads went down to that cosmo and had a propper nice meal with my family durning the week, the bejing style ribs were peng i must have eaten an entire plate."
>"your joking right food inspectors a couple of days ago found dog meat it was all over the local didnt see."
>"Wait what, your joking right."
>"im not even lying ill show you it will be on the internet."
>*Shows me an article*
>Suddenly let out this massive stream of projectile vomit in the back of the minibus
>Never been to a chinese buffet since and dont plan on going one any time soon.

>>39196547
I don't agree, not at this stage anyway; humans are too stupid atm to make their own decisions. The ancients would often assimilate conquered people into their society but they would always enforce their own culture because understand that diversity diminishes the power of the state. It would only work if the masses could lose their ego and i see that happening anytime soon.

>>39196702
>>doing comunity service
what for

>>39196702

Umm... Wut?

>>39196721

Oh it's happening every day, not as fast as I'd like but it is happening.

>>39196555
Mummy could definitely take me tbqh, she uses to hurt me a lot

>>39196588
He is, we're friends on psn

>>39196658
>just a week left to turn it around

Y-you mean September 2018, right haha?

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>>39196538
>>mummy starts going on about how I'm a failure and disappointment compared to him
wtf. Don't sweat it Tilde - you have a job, you've been going out and making appointments and you've got at least a sense of direction with Uni next year. I don't think thats disappointment material at all.

I've had a pretty chill and fairly unproductive day all things considered, sadly considering I planned to work on my project(s).
Although it didn't go to waste and I got a bunch of stuff done, figured out some bits and bobs I will probably need when I move out and all that.
How about you anons? Enjoyed a comfy sunday?
Post waifus

>>39196683
You were doing so well until this reply.

>>39196702
What a wonderful contribution to our society those people made. Thank god for multiculturalism; I mean shit, if not for them then you wouldn't have eaten dog meat.

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>>39196633
Yea living with his mum too. The lack of self-awareness and pure delusion when the truth was being shouted at him hurt to watch. Also this bitch has the most punchable face I've ever seen, almost ruined the film for me

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>>39196702
Sounds like that meal was the dog's bollocks

>>39196747
>Mummy could definitely take me tbqh, she uses to hurt me a lot
Explains a lot actually. Why didn't you report her or fight back a bit?

>>39196747
>mentally fucked up tranny
>'[mummy] used to hurt me a lot'
what a fucking shocker, a tranny as abused as a child

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>>39196747
>Y-you mean September 2018, right haha?

wtf I didn't ask for this

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>>39196747
Beat up mummy on Tekken. If you like I'll have a pop at her for you

>>39196700
Have you sorted your walls out Ebin? Is it a plan for smug september or have you been working on it through comeback august?

>>39196702
>>39196759
Name one thing wrong with eating dog meat. I've got all day

>>39196774
>fight back a bit?
yeah it's always easy for children to fight their parents

>>39196793
I want to move out. not fix the walls

>>39196759

I would, I ate it in the Philippines. Very tasty actually but it reminded me of the faux meat flavours you get in crisps and things.

Fiona Bruce on BBC1 lads!She may be getting on but she's still got it. I would love to mate with her!

>>39196809
Nothing. But anon didnt pay for dog meat did he? It's a trading standards issue.

>>39196809
it's of objectively poorer quality than pork

>>39196791
>Spend all day learning Rolling Death cradle
>Never get to use it because people see his wave dash and anticipate a throw

>>39196840

Oh I dunno. Certainly less fatty.

>>39196786
Seriously, like clockwork. Show me one tranny who lived a normal childhood with both parents present and not being abusive

>>39196810
I did it, didn't necessarily win but I tried. Why can't Tilde?

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>>39196809
Name one thing that's wrong with eating white slag kebabs

>>39196829
Oh sure, same thing with the horse meat scandal. It's just that the replies seemed to have made it into a moral issue, there is nothing immoral about eating dog meat compared to beef or pork

>>39196877

Potential for ingesting harmful prions.

>>39196746
How is it? People are as stupid as they have always been. Fuck me, people might be even more driven by their ego because religion has lost its power, now it's just the power of buy products. The main reason diversity is promoted is because it facilitates globalism.

>>39196860
Fear. I can only speak for myself but taking a slap is better than trying to fight back and taking a beating.

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Post cute doggos friendos haha, let's try and lighten up the thread!

>>39196882

Horse is really good eating.

>>39196882
If you had a pet dog I would imagine eating dog meat would be quite upsetting

>>39196809
It's an entirely non-white thing to do, entirely non-western european. Europeans domesticated wolves into what we know as dogs today. We lived with them, hunted with them, fought wars with them by our sides. Our hearts and minds have been changed by our symbiotic relationship with dogs over the millennia. Cruelty to dogs or wanting to cook and eat them is an absolutely non-european and hence non-british thing to do. If you don't have a sense of revulsion to the idea of eating dog meat then you're probably not white, plain as that. Dogs are part of the extended european family, to treat them as food is disgusting. Dogs are white man's best friend for a reason.

>>39196877
Fake news. What about her bones and organs?

>>39196901
Suppose it comes down to the person. I might be a weak shit but at least I'd fight back a bit. Honestly abusive parents should just be hanged.

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OLD PIRATES, YES, THEY ROB I
SOLD I TO THE MERCHANT SHIPS
MINUTES AFTER THEY TOOK I
FROM THE BOTTOMLESS PIT
BUT MYYY HAAAAAAEEEEAAAANDD WAA MADE STRONG
BY THE HAND OF THE ALMIGHTY

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>>39196730
>Smashing up some guys car with a hammer who owed me and 6 others a months worth of wages.
>who went out the night before clubbing, sniffing coke, drinking and even brought a prostitue back to his hotel on our money that he owed us.

Absolute fucking bollocks mind you had to pay the damages and got 60 hours comunity service.

>Pic realted

>>39196917
Not unless I'm eating my own dog, no

>>39196898

Indeed Globalism will continue, it's simply helping albeit unwittingly, to cement the family of man.

Terra Nua.

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>>39196902
looking rather tasty there lad

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>GP appointment tomorrow morning
>haven't started planning my note yet

>>39196933
Shall we try to guess what anon this is?

>>39196774
She was really nice when I did well in school and stuff so it evens out

>>39196790
Comeback August is next year too, this month is just a practice haha

>>39196917

I've never really understood why people would have pets.

>>39196953
Why don't you speak to them like a normal human bean you spastic

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>bought a ton of games recently
>can't be bothered playing anything other than Football Manager

>>39196846
That's why you mix it up laddo. Wavedash into a stagger kick combination a couple of times, or sweep the legs. Or go for a crouch throw. Give this a look:
1,2, 1, 1+3
They get wise to it
1, 2, 1, D 1+3
Nothin personnel

Also, you need to learn the heelhold chain as well as RDC.

But the most valuable chain imo is SS 2+4
It slides and ducks right out of the way, and if you end up grabbing them from behind you can continue the chain anyway.

>>39196966
>She was really nice when I did well in school and stuff so it evens out
It doesn't excuse it. She should be shot in the face so she can't have an open casket.

>>39196959
not very difficult
http://www.worthingherald.co.uk/news/crime/update-car-windows-smashed-on-worthing-seafront-1-7335141

I've had long hair for years and I've noticed over the last few months that my hair is thinning out and that I'm going bald desu. What do?

>inb4 kys

>>39196959
C-could he be of Irish origin? Does he go travelling a lot?

>>39196927

Canines are absolutely delicious. I'm white. Very white in fact.

Dog IMO is a far tastier meat than lamb or mutton.

>>39196941
You're baiting me Arnt you

>>39196998
You've turned your back on your ancestry. You should feel ashamed.

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>>39196966
for some reason, if I can't change my life I don't think i'll be in a position for a comeback august next year. I'm quite tired of everything - I can't even finish a 1 hour documentary

>>39196970
easier and more precise to use a note

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>>39196933
http://www.worthingherald.co.uk/news/crime/update-car-windows-smashed-on-worthing-seafront-1-7335141
Pretty easy to find lad

>>39197011

No. Not at all lad.

Corporate driven globalism is just a step on the path.

>>39197021
And what will you do when they ask you follow up questions based on your note? You'll have to speak then no?

I just heard the oven timer go off lads. Mum cooked us a big old roast.
Be back later with a stomach full of delicious english food.

>>39197018

Do you have a point to make that doesn't involve a silly imaginary concept?

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>Behold! I am above your petty concepts of nationalism and morality. I love eating dog meat with my rainbow coalition of friends.

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Need a full body pic of sexy Kev for a shop pls lads

>>39197054

Indeed and I believe I may unironically own a fedora. The boater gets more outings though.

>>39197039
well I try my best to mumble something out or use emotive signs. I make sure my note covers most things - they treat me like a retard anyway

>>39197050
You have no values at all, and are of no value.

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>>39197057
best i can find lad

>>39197025
>The men, aged 43 and 18
Jeez when I was 18 I was sat home playing vidya all day and this lad was out smashing people's cars over money

>>39197027
In reality though it's just the elite trying to manage democracy for money. Look at all the state crimes committed in the name of globalism.

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>>39197021

>"Hi, im doctor anon how are you feeling today?"
>*slides note to doctor in complete silence*

In bed already lads - proper comfy.going to rub one out soon!

>>39197088

I have many values, they're simply not based upon invented nonsense.

>>39197041
Nice one lad, tell your mum I said hi

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>>39197086
>they treat me like a retard anyway
I wonder why

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>>39197090
actually this one might be better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy1XHQQ-qiQ

Guess who's back from training. Anyway's, 'Auto Pilot' is another stella track from the band's 2nd studio album, titled 'Rated R'. As probably the most unknown and under-rated albums ever produced, the music isn't exposed to the public making this song and album alike seem like hidden jems suppressed by the likes of the Pop Culture crap that emerged during the very late 90's and early 2000's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRsXTidseAo

our guy is live lads

>>39197102
Same here anon, just had take out and a wisky, drunk wank > sober wank

>>39196702
Why did you vomit? You clearly enjoyed it.

>>39197099
I quite agree actually, but it knows not what it delivers.

>>39197101
I walk in, make sure my note reaches her then sit on the far most chair while she reads it. Shes just going to prescribe me shit I don't want anyway but I want her to check my blood pressure and blood test to make sure I'm not dying

>>39197101
this is actually quite common for people who aren't high-functioning
they are advised to write a note to give their doctor to describe exactly what's wrong, saves them from a difficult and potentially embarrassing situation where they can't or don't want to describe what's wrong

>>39196973
You're a gentlelad and a scholar, I'll give all this a go. I'm certainly enjoying learning King. So different to my main (Nina)

>>39197104
But every value is invented nonsense anon. Morality is a spook

>>39197128
what did you get for the take out lad?

>>39197141
>morality is a spook
and there it is, tactical nihilism at its finest
WHO CARES IF MUDSLIMES NAIL BOMB CHILDREN AND FEED PEOPLE LITTLE GIRLS IN KEBABS, MORALITY IS JUST A SPOOK

kys my man, you're doing nothing good for the world

>>39197093
Doesn't sound like they were very smart about it either honestly

>>39197135
They are a bunch of bell ends that have read too much plato and Aristotle. The elite know what they are doing but they do fuck up sometimes

>>39197141

Every value is invented, however only those based upon nonsense are nonsense.

>>39197146
Just a dominos, Large pizza for 11 quid when you buy a chicken side, all ready had the booze, cost me something like 17 pounds at the end, not a bad deal

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>>39197021
No matter what happens I will be there for you lad! Let's ganbatte!

>>39197171

They will bring about a planet united.

>>39197156
I didn't even know what you were arguing about, I was just shitposting. But yeah chatting shit on anonymous imageboards is doing a lot of good for the world, keep it up lad

>>39197139
Well that is a coincidence since I main king and was just thinking about trying to learn Nina. For one, she has some cool grapples and short throw chains. Any tips?

Oh, one last thing: whenever someone whiffs a rage art give em a cheeky Tombstone

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>>39196809
Its an uncivilsed savage barbarian thing to do, man is dogs best freind and has been like that for thousands of years in europe.
However dont get me wrong theres nothing wrong with it if your from places that have eaten dogs as part of your culture for years if thats your thing.

But dont go forcing your inferior subhuman cultures on me by serving me up dog ribs in my own country you fucking slitty eyed, piss skinned, baby eating, gook fucks who deserve to be flushed out with a napalm strike and torn apart limb from limb by a pack of rabid wild dogs.

>>39197195
Take it to steam you queers, you're just talking to each other anyway

lads, any recommendations on gaming monitors?

>>39197215

Dogs are less intelligent and less trainable than pigs.

There is nothing special about them and they are genuinely tasty.

The ethnicity or national origin of the diner is immaterial.

>>39196812
You live with your parents right? I also thought you had no job, how you gonna afford your own place? Sorry about late reply, just getting ready for beds.

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>>39197238
stop playing vidya and go outside

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>>39196749
I want to kiss the anonymous poster

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>>39197189
yeah pretty sweet deal.did you finish all the pizza or leaving some for cold tomorrow.also wat toppings?

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>>39197240
I don't see you or anyone else creating a close to family bond with a pig
I cried like a bitch when my dog died and will forever miss her.
>>39197260
Lots of anonymous posters here lad. Want to go around kissing them all? ',:^)

>>39197254
I do and I have no job but I want one despite everything going against me. bit early for bed isn't it?

>>39197240
That's bullshit. Dogs have character and loyalty. Stop being a contrarian twat

>>39197284
can't wait till this nice guy gets a boyfriend and fucks off

>>39197297
Nothing contrarian about recognising pigs as the toppest animal. They are intelligent, forthright and delicious. Truly admirable.

>>39197277
I thought about eating it but I'm start my diet tomorrow so I figured down the lots now, I got pork meat balls, sausage and stuffed crust

>>39197288
apparently getting a job at poundland is easy. my local on has a bunch of fucking convicts, it's scary.

>>39197090
>>39197114
thanks lad, I'll put it to good use

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>>39197288
you will get a job lad, keep trying and you will get there.great blog btw

>>39197309
>forthright
yes I've had many sincere interactions with swine

>>39197284
>I don't see you or anyone else creating a close to family bond with a pig
>I cried like a bitch when my dog died and will forever miss her.

People do keep them as pets though. I'm no more likely to keep a pig than i am to keep a dog. And just as likely to eat either.

>>39197297
>Dogs have character and loyalty.

So do pigs if so trained.

>>39197313
top tier pizza lad!and good luck with the diet!

>>39197288
I have a job and wake up at half 5, I stop work at 6 and it's usually 7 by the time I get home.
I can't even afford to move out of my mum's house.

Anyone else seem to be permanently stuck with the body of a 14 year old boy?

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>>39197309
This poster is correct, pigs are superior in every way.

Enough of this dog talk. Would you eat a little monkey fella?

Anyone else find regional accents absolutely horrid? If you speak with some funny strong Cornish, Northern or Welsh accent it just makes you sound like a total dipshit.

>>39197369

I think they're a CJD risk.

>>39196483

This always gets me when anon posts the refuguees welcome woman

>>39197357
Cheers lad, shouldn't be so difficult, been half started on it for a week now, It's just Fish and rice, but it works wonders
>>39197365
>>/fit/ if you want to change that

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>>39197347
I'll admit some do keep them as pets
don't know why but I guess its their life
I much prefer the character and loyalty of dogs and not having to spend big bongs on keeping the damn thing fed as I assume pigs need quite a bit of upkeep

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>>39197284
don't want to be left out, eh? I bet you're DYING for a kiss

>>39197168
I didnt really care about getting caught it was more or less to send a loud message and vent a sense of anger that would have eaten me up if I hadnt decided to do something about it.
If i didnt do that i would have probbly later tracked him down and done something truly life changing to say the least.

However if i went through court it would have been pointless as he already had multiple people after him for money in both legal and illegal ways and was a born rogue artist who wouldnt have paid a penny.

>>39197353
>if so trained
But they generally arent, dogs are. For thousands of years. That's why people like dogs and dont want to eat them. It's just instinctive.
>hurr I am not tied down by your foolish Western instincts
This is such a pointless discussion

>>39197341
thankyou

>>39197318
Just checked, the one nearby is only recruiting clothing managers and it requires experience

>>39197360
the area I live in is cheap and I already have a bit of savings, how can you not move out? 30+ hours on min wage is more than enough here

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Pretty chill day today lads, had a trial shift at Spoons, Nan brought me fish and chips and now I'm just sat around doing nothing wishing I had money for weed because I'm a fucking dreg.

Hope everyone else's Sunday has been chilled and wholesome.

>>39197309
>>39197344
Don't listen to these idiots hating on pigs, they're probably just pakis

>>39196658

>He added the casino

chance has risen from 30% to 51%

>>39197344
As have we all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7leMctSTMc

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>>39197390
Don't be silly lad, I don't need kisses to sustain myself
Don't know if I'd want one from somebody who just made the rounds of kissing all britfeel though

>>39197365
There's a bunch of pedos here lad, be careful
post pics

>>39197387

Pigs if trained in a manner similar to dogs exhibit the same characteristics, they have greater mental capacity and actually "learn" quicker. They will eat almost anything and are therefore arguably cheaper to keep than canines.

>>39197373
I think the Welsh accent is really nice

>>39197386
yeah good combination desu.i like fish but I don't eat it as often as I should.rice good too - rice and peas is a great combo too.

>>39197396
>But they generally arent, dogs are. For thousands of years. That's why people like dogs and dont want to eat them. It's just instinctive.

I like dogs. In stew.

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any lads here into sumo?
just started watching some competitions and its pretty fun and interesting

>>39197423
Pigs weight like 500 pounds unless you get one of those mutant mini ones who the fuck would want a pig around?

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>>39197390
Is there anything cringier than some uggo roleplaying as a cute anime girl and flirting an anonymous forum?

>>39197438
LEarned/ watched a bit just to round out my grappling knowledge. They do have some good stuff but a lot of dross too.

>>39197397
apprentice pay, 13k a year and 45 hours a week.
I could probs just afford to live with other people, but where I live is expensive, I could move away to a cheaper place but no one else wants to live there.

I really like working though. I don't want to kill myself anymore and I get the sun and exercise I need.

>>39197426
My only exposure to it is from people from the valleys who say fuck every other word.

I guess it's not so bad on women but on blokes it's just rough.

everytime I try to use google chrome it crashes, fucking awful. Tried fixing it, uninstalling it and reinstalling it. It just crashes all the time. Just clicked on a video and it stopped responding for 5 minutes, finally came back and I clicked on history and it did it again. I've uninstalled it and am using Microsoft edge instead

>>39197427
Portion of fresh salmon at Tesco is 2 quid, mircowave rich is another 1 quid, good meal and good value, keeps ya going all day

>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD

ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR WHITE SLAG GFS ALLOWED TO POST.

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>>39197423
Stop trying to convert me to having piggy pets reeeeee!
>>39197447
Going with this tbqh lads
and the full sized pigs are ugly and probably smell

>>39197447

Pigs, like dogs come in all shapes and sizes from "fit in your pocket" to "bigger than you".

I don't see any reason why anyone would want any sort of animal in their home.

>>39197438
that guy looks pretty fit. how come he isn't obese?

>>39197460
13k is more than I could hope for even. Bus driving salary starts at 15k and that was enough to live in York which is quite expensive and still have money leftover but they wouldn't accept me anyway

>>39197452
what grappling knowledge?

>>39197469

M'wave rice is 3 for a quid in B&M at the minute.

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>>39197471
>ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR WHITE SLAG GFS ALLOWED TO POST

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>>39197466
Welsh women are a funny one, like 99% are slags but every once in a while you run across an angel, my heart still belongs to an singer girl I met at uni in Wales, oooh you Welsh angels

>>39197482
from what i understand sumo wrestlers are just that big so that they have more weight to throw around in the ring, under it theyre actually hench as fuck
that guy is just so jacked he doesnt need the extra weight i guess

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>>39197481


>not wanting a doggo

>>39197487
It's not a great job ambition for an anti social anon though lad.

BBC1 drama on now lads.there will be sexy victorian wenches or my names not anon

>>39197469
>1 quid for microwave rice

lad you can get supermarket branded microwave rice for under 60p and its the same shit

>>39197497
is it really? do they do wholegrain?

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What a wonderful evening. I'm so glad that everyone could come.
It felt so good to prove everyone that said that Sophie wouldn't marry me wrong. She did cry a bit, but I assume that they were tears of joy as opposed to being anything to do with her late (ex) boyfriend.

A special thanks to Len and co for proving the incentive for Sophie to come, your hitmen really do work wonders.

>>39197511

I see pet dogs as biological machines for converting cash into noise and excreta.

No thanks!

>>39197468
That seems strange, I can't stand edge though

>>39197138
Ebin clearly is high-functioning though. He's more literate than half the people here.

>>39197531
>the ebin drawing
holy shit my sides
We've got an updated one up the thread though lad

>>39197531
aww, Pepe looks so happy. Congrats.

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What is the best dog breed?

Pic related is my vote

>>39197210
Learning her wall carry is awkward but one of the first things you should learn to get out of the way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTONjcjdhM8

Hopefully, I'll see you in another thread and we can talk more, I can go on about her for hours as I've mained her since Tekken 3

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>>39197511
>not raising a doggo up through childhood to be a doctor who will take care of you when you get old

>>39197528
>is it really? do they do wholegrain?

doubt it lad, it's B&M.

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Can I get a rundown on this Ebin guy? barely on these threads.

>>39197491
I am the man who will defeat Sexy Kev

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>>39197240
So your logic is esentislly also implying that there is nothing wrong with eating a human featus or being a cannibal aswell by roasting up a body on a spit roast and eating it?
Because in your eyes all cultures are equal and morality dosent exist and is purely a made up construct as is the concept of good and evil.
Good job there are plently of lamposts in this country for when that great day comes for the likes of you.

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Yeah cant imagine why pet pigs arent more popular

>>39197556
meme dogs like pugs and bulldogs for me, not as loud or energetic and don't like the sun

truly our dog

>>39195950
Leaving the house at about half 7, get picked up from the shops at about quarter to 8.

Not looking forward to it. I'll have to get up early to shower and shave since I have done nothing today and put it off.

>>39197531
Oh god I think Sophie Poster has officially lost his marbles but this is glorious OC. Good job lad

>>39197565
Len, friendo, you need to go back

>>39197557
Sounds cool. Since 3 I've always played King or Paul. They just seemed the coolest to me. What drew you to Nina at presumably a fairly tender age?

>>39197565
>How to be doggie school bus driver?

>>39197571
He's a massive chad who terrorises the rest of the thread with tales of his social prowess.

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Okily dokes lads, I just found out escorts have to pay tax and if they don't it turns to illegal prostitution.

I've spent a few hours looking into escorts, I think it's becoming an obsession...

Pic related, she is a kinky escort with a massive chin.

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>>39197556
My pup was a staff, loved her to bits and she was the runt so she stayed practically puppy sized forever.
GSD/Huskies are beautiful and so are Vallhunds
>>39197585
You could probably ride that into battle

>>39197471
Pakis are secretly massive cuckolds

https://xhamster.com/users/shortdickpakiboy

>>39197572
I'd tap you out in a heartbeat

>>39197571
Its quite simple realy, Ebin is thi- NORMIES OUT

>>39197535


Dogs are great though


Much better than fucking cattos desu

>>39197518
nothing really is at my skill level though, most unskilled work requires socializing. Bus driver seems to be quite minimum and your behind bullet proof glass as far as I'm aware

>>39197531
use the updated drawing at least, its way more accurate

>>39197567
I mean the supermarket branded cheap shit do all sorts of rice for 59p, sainsburys brown basmati is nice

>>39197576

No, your logic is plainly flawed but I'd welcome your attempt to explain it.

As for the implied, distant, threat. You're certainly welcome to try anon.

>>39197600
Is that ebins sister?

>>39197571
King of britfeel
First of his name
Born from mould and sorrow
Enemy of the waifu posters
Creator of OC
Poster of song lyrics

Watching dragon's den lads, this pair of chumps have had it
>ginge numale working for his paki gf's company without any stake in said company

>>39197618

No pint in either really. They're just vanity items.

>>39197614
Either I'll see you on the mat or I won't. I have a sneaky feeling you've never competed in your life though, sunshine.

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>>39197556
Pitbull is the patrician choice

>>39197621
>nothing really is at my skill level though, most unskilled work requires socializing. Bus driver seems to be quite minimum and your behind bullet proof glass as far as I'm aware

Lorries/vans, same basic skillset less human contact.

Have you guys ever completely gotten the day wrong at all. I woke up today absolutely certain it was Monday, got up as usual and went to the gym at 9:30. The door was even unlocked and the gym was open but after 10 minutes, someone came in from the back and asked why I was there when the sign says they're not open until 12 on the weekend.

Spent the walk home so confused before I looked at my phone and saw it was Monday. It's like the whole of today has been a gift from the heavens. I'm still not 100% sure that I haven't gone back in time or something but I've enjoyed it anyways.

Now I get to go back to the gym tomorrow.

Unless I'm in a Groundhog Day scenario, then I'll make this post yet again.

>>39197637
>vanity items.
A dog is so much more than that but you'd have to be a fully functioning human being to understand

>>39197546
He uses some surprising words at times but he also doesn't know proper grammar, gets his apostrophes wrong and your/you're wrong quite a bit

He's not a retard though

>>39197657
>Have you guys ever completely gotten the day wrong at all.
All the time but I'm a friendless NEET so it's never really an issue

>>39197487
I don't know how to do anything, is 13k enough? How much can I expect to spend on utilities and food? Rent is 600 at best where I live, but that's assuming I live alone.

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>>39197650
I'd have to pay like 1.5k for the licence though, nobody will train me for free

>>39197630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUxn6JLwdDY
Anyone who had a heart
Would take me in his arms and love me, too
Who? couldn't be another heart that hurt me,

Like you hurt me and be so untrue

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tick tock tick tock wagie

>>39197531
Think I'll make a nice little wedding edit to compliment yours lad

>>39197599
>>39197617
>>39197630
You guys fall for the simplest shit.

>>39197386
I do quite a bit of exercise but all it does it make me more slender and slightly defined.

>>39197422
Read the stickies mate.

>>39197660

enjoy your furry trinket anon.

>>39197657
if i was in groundhog day id probably be scared to do anything desu
like what if the day you rape and murder is the day you dont go back

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>>39197556
For me, it's corgis

>>39197671

Same more-or-less. I do work but it's only part-time and I don't go back to work until September so I've just been lazing around playing video-games even more than usual.

>>39197674
>I'd have to pay like 1.5k for the licence though, nobody will train me for free

Someone is doing your PSV for free?

>>39197594
It started off with me picking her and learning her moveset to annoy my older sister who played as Anna. but I actually started to enjoy her playstyle. I like characters with a steep learning curve (King, Steve, Eddy Hwo etc)

>>39197678
Haha good trick friend xD

>>39197680
>I do quite a bit of exercise but all it does it make me more slender and slightly defined
Have you tried eating more you spastic?

>>39197677
That would be great lad, can't wait!
>>39197548
Oops, I'll have to make a v2 then
>>39197551
Happiest day of my life
>>39197590
Haha I'm not a weirdo haha

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>>39195845
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! boi's

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>>39197571
He has a HUGE chin

WHY WONT POO COME OUT OF MY ARSE. PLEASE JUST LET ME POO

>>39197673
rent is 250-350 per month where I live right now. You'd have 400 after rent, assuming you spend like 200 on utilities and other bills you'd have 200 left, I'd say its enough but a stretch. I don't think i'd move out in a ~600 rent area on 13k, I'd wait till 15k+ at least

>>39197713
https://uk.firstgroupcareers.com/vacancy/first-uk-bus-trainee-bus-driver---york-5645-uk-bus---york/5673/description/

I'd apply to this but they probably have over a thousand applications probably, no chance

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>>39197674

>nobody will train me for free

Of course they wont lad , why would companys pay for your HGV/PSV licsence for you to fuck off 3 weeks later because its "not the job i thought it was"

>>39197586
Your going to be one of those lads that gets married and gets a dog instead of popping out kids aren't you

>>39197602
German Shepherds(I'm guessing from GSD) are amazing dogs but they're a little to big for my flat, Huskies are wonderful as well but they can be really temperamental, not a big fan of disobedient dogs

>>39197632
>KEKED AGAIN!

>>39197642
Good choice

>>39197657
Lucky you man, you got it the good way round, you gained a day, normally when I forget the day I'm a day late for stuff

>>39197680
Drink more milk, eat more greek yogurt, eat fattier mince, high weight low reps, cardio once a week tops

>>39197693
To small for me

>>39197740
Best post I've seen here in a long time

>>39197751
your're contracted I believe, if you quit before you've been employed for 2 years you have to re-pay it

>>39197760
show some restraint man

>>39197556
What breed of dog was Pikeyanons? It looked like a taller Pitbull on steroids