Faggot thread ITT: we talk about anonymous sex and getting

I've only had sex in relationships and not yet unprotected lol :/

>sex
>r9k

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give me upboats

>>39149538

gaybots and fembots have sex

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>>39149513
I'm not doing either but I was hanging out with a guy 5-6 times a week and we'd kiss and cuddle..for the past month or so. Then he completely ghosted me. I give up, faggots are as bad as women.

>>39149543
I don't know about the communism part but those other 2 things sound good so I'll upboat

>>39149532

condoms are for pussies

get your bussy bred

>>39149569
I will.

When I feel it is the right time in my relationship to suggest a cute std test date and we both come back neg

>>39149661

nah just go to a sauna on a saturday night let 20 guys breed you

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goddamnit i just want a long haired shy bf to h*ld hands & play vidya with. but noone fucking lives near nyc so i guess ill just neck myself

feelsbadman ive lost all hope

>>39149700
>noone fucking lives near nyc

if you can't meet a dude in nyc, you should give up all hope ya dumb nigga

Welp, I'm bi.
Now what?

>>39149700

>noone fucking lives near nyc

what

does nyc not stand for new york city

literally the most population dense part of america

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https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2638338#
Remember to put your pin on the map, anon

>>39149755
on (originally) here i mean

i live near nyc but not actually in it. just happens to be the closest large city to where i do live

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https://soundgasm.net/u/everdistant_utopia/M4M-Ill-Show-You-Something-that-Feels-Amazing-Gentle-MDom-Guiding-Reassurance-Sweet-Romance-Kissing-Rubbing-Cocks-Blowjob-Anal-Lube

Listen to it without doing anything else. It's amazing. And then it makes you sad because when it's over you know you'll never have this.

FUCK LIFE

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>tfw bisexual master race
Feels good man

>>39149903
It's actually pretty awful if you're male. Straight girls won't touch bi guys and most gays seem to think they don't really exist.

>>39149920
I just tell girls I'm straight and guys I'm gay

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>>39149700
Hit me up with discord bby

>>39149973
>I just lie to my love interests
>all the best relationships are founded on lies

>>39150111
>this is the true reason bifags are reviled

>>39149543
upvote
>>39149561
capitalism is for oppressive whiteys

>>39150160
>capitalism is for oppressive whiteys
ya you right

I just want an androgynous bf to take care of me when I'm sad and play video games and shitpost with me and go out on dates with me and occasionally sexually dominate me

I like white boys and white girls, more into whites girls though. But currently there's one cute guy that likes talking to me, call him cute and stuff, it's wonderful.

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>>39149513
>tfw fucked a fat nerd in the ass last Friday
>then we cuddled and played pokemon
>fucked him over again with my mono-water team
I think I bullied him too much because he's ghosted me since lol

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>>39150234
You faggots have a board. >>>/lgbt/
Go hook up there and give each other AIDS. Leave us alone

>>39150245
"no"
100% content

>>39150245
That board has been taken over by the trannies. We need refuge.

>>39150245
You could've saved a lot of time by just reporting or hiding the thread without posting in it.
The fact that you took the time to write that reply shows you care at least a little.

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Then take it back. Get all your butt buddies to get in there and leave here.

>>39150288
Why would I not care about cleaning up the board, retard?

>>39150245
Just wanted to share my story. Not a full on faggot, ya pansy.

>>39150306
I don't see you posting that on the other 100 threads that don't belong here. Do you want qt gaybots to notice you?

>>39150306
you're not very bright are you?

/r9k/ is a gay board

if you don't like that you should probably leave

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>>39150306
>special snowflake is mad because he can't have his safespace
waaaah this board should be filled with nothing but cartoon frogs and porn and memes about stacies and chads

>>39150306
>he has access to 90% of the straight girl population and for whatever reason thinks he's NOT a normie
lol what the fuck are you doing here? go back to facebook

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>>39150349
You, racebait threads, roasties threads and all else are actively destroying /r9k/ and must be purged.

>>39150356
>destroying /r9k/
>like /r9k/ or any board on that matter was ever anything resembling 'good'
nice meme!

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>>39150245
>>39150356
>A very repressed homosexual has arrived!

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>all these (You)s
>for shitty bait

>>39150356
all of the racebait threads and most of the """fembot""" threads are trolling.

that's something else entirely.

>>39150411
I'm a simple man, anon
I see (You), I give (You)

>>39150411
>I was just baiting! te-hee

How do you meet dudes if you are, say, a friendless dude who spends his time at home or training?

>>39150492
depends on what you want to meet dudes for, but apps are the way to go. You only have to be more patient and dig through the dick pics if you are looking for more than a hookup

>>39150541
how about gay bars? I'd go to another city of course, but are they any good? Do people just approach you as you drink? And when straight people go, which is apparently all the time in my city for whatever reason, how do I spot the fags from the camp straighties?

>>39150492
>How do you meet dudes

You don't.

Grindr is a meme, tinder doesn't work for fagshit, gay bars don't exist in reality and 90% of the 1% of men that are gay, are so closeted you would never know it by looking at them.

When you're straight you can just walk up to any girl and flirt with her, that doesn't happen between guys.

Gay men are a tiny tiny portion of the population and they're all fucking hiding it from everyone else, including each other.

Forget relationships, even having sex as a gay man is a monumental feat of attraction and socialization

A very very tiny handful of very very pretty twinks with very very large social networks of LGBT positive friends and acquaintances working for them are having sex, and that's it.

>>39150622
can someone confirm this? it sounds awfully likely

>>39150666
666 confirms btw

>>39149513
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2638338#
heres the map, goys, make a pin! do it senpai

>>39150666
If you're lucky, you can meet dudes if you're out of the closet. In a way that very obviously broadcasts your gayness to everyone that you meet. Earrings, makeup, a lispy voice and rainbow socks, that kind of thing. Then there's at least a chance of encountering someone who's stealth-gay and them taking an interest in you.

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>>39150245
Fucking this.
Why are these faggots storming our board anyway? They should be raiding /pol/ instead.

dear robots please remember to sage and report.
Fags are disgusting abominations that need to be rounded up and exterminated

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>>39151454
>announcing your reports
Enjoy your three-day vacation, straightboy.