/britfeel/

>tfw NEET for almost 6 years now

hi dose anyone want to play this game with me?
left click to move around right click on a target to stab it bot's cant stab
http://stabby.io/

>>39127681
Rate the song I cried to last night
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bqy0tD6mCPs

>>39127733
Only just woke up and Daughter makes me sad but I' sure it's a good song

>>39127681
you really should leave making threads to the bigger boys.

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>you're taking very good care of your teeth

They asked if I had acid reflux but I think it was a polite way of inferring I have bulimia. Apparently do not have much enamel left though, so I've been prescribed some fluoride toothpaste to help. Everything went okay desu

How are you lads? What are you having for lunch?

Think I'll have something to eat and wait for the doctor to call. The absolute state of my room is upsetting me.

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I have graduated from A Level pleb to Uni pleb guys
Computer Science at a not utterly terrible uni here we go.
Got lots sorted out, got a teacher to sign off on my passport papers, sadly on my photo I look like an alien degenerate because I lost my ID photos where I don't look retarded, might send it along with the signed and identical photo (it's also signed) and put a little note like "Please if you can, use the one in the black shirt" or whatever. Is that a bad idea?
Have to cancel some stuff and sort more things out including an actual place to live now though so I'm pretty nervous lads.
How were everyone else's results?
Hopefully they went well for you all.

Post waifus.

>>39127851
Always suspected you anime thread shitters were underage

>>39127816
>Tilde's teeth are rotting
Shan't be making out with that mouth haha!

>>39127453
I'm sorry anon, it looks like it. I was really looking forward to meeting you.

I'm getting them all remarked but it will be a miracle if I go from BBB to A*AA

I'm so sad

>>39127851
It's always the fucking drama queens who do well
>oh no I fucked up my exams there's no way I passed my life is over what am I going to do pls pity me
>proceeds to get into his first choice uni

>>39127919
Do you know why? It's because fear and panic are good motivators to work hard.

People who worry do better than people who don't give a toss.

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Today has been difficult.

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>>39127898
>he didn't get into cambridge
Kek I hope you enjoy flipping over my burgers

>>39127881
From my experience they're all normies too. That doesn't necessarily mean they're bad lads though I think

>>39127887
They aren't that bad! They even took x-rays and couldn't find any physical damage. It's just severe sensitivity haha

>>39127941
That's actually a good point, I thought it was more attention whoring because they knew deep down that they would do well and so they wanted to get pity first before praise.

Explains why I didn't give a toss about my exams and barely got into my insurance haha

>>39127953]
>From my experience they're all normies too.

Says the guy who is going to uni and has a job

>>39127898
Ah, shit, man, real sorry to hear that, what's the plan?
Fingers crossed for the remark though, you never know

>>39127948
Now, now, anon, don't be silly

>>39127945
Crumpet have you ever gambled on a fart and lost? The people need to know

>>39127966
Haha I know but we're talking about people who go out with friends regularly and have had relationships in the past. Neither of those have happened to me. I couldn't relate to them at all

Who here takes /steroids/?

>tfw I thought getting muscular and ripped would make me have friends and be attractive to women

>>39127966
>Says the guy who is going to uni and has a job
And who's also a waifufag...it's like he has zero self-awareness

>>39127984
Not right now but a few years down the road I'd be open to a small cycle.

This is literally you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U-m-iV_FBA

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>>39127851
Glad you're doing well, lad.

I should've stuck to doing my A's back when I was first doing them. Sort of broke down towards the end of the year, and got kicked out. Surprised they didn't kick me out sooner, IIRC I had about 30% attendance.

Shame, really. Can't imagine going back to do it now, I'd be too fucking angry at the whole ordeal.

Posting.

>>39127728

3 and a half years for me, feel a bit better after readying your post tbqh, thanks lad

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The Corpse God will live again!

>Pargon
>Tier
>Pargon
>Pargon
>Mantarok
>Pargon
>Aretak
>Pargon
>Pargon

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>>39127851
I'm in the same boat. I wish you the best of luck embarking on this next pivotal stage of your life.

It probably sounds autistic but my waifu definitely helped give me the motivation to study hard to get into a good University. Sagiri is cute by the way.

>>39127728
>>39128026

I wonder who on /britfeel/ has been a NEET the longest.

>>39128026
Don't be glad, you'll get bored of it soon enough. You can't escape it, either. Your house becomes a labyrinth and you're the Minotaur that guards it.

>>39127983
Normies don't have everything

Robots have nothing

>>39128052
im a 7 year neet, but that was only a year apprenticeship, without that i would be a 10 year neet

>haven't pooped in three days now
should I be concerned lads?

>>39127681
>Irish
>Stay in Finsbury Park for 5 days
>Right next to mosque
>Cried when I returned home
You fuckers have it proper bad,man.

>>39128052
OP Image Guy 2015 has that record I believe. I would probably be a close second at 13 years.

>>39127681
Anyone else here above the age of 18 and didn't take A-levels?
Is there any hope for us lads?

>>39128052
I'd guess op image guy 2015. I think he has been NEET since he left school and is now in his thirties. Correct me if I'm wrong

>>39128073
I have somethings desu. Cyborg fits me well

>>39128080
Isn't it just as bad on Potato Island?

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All of this talk is depressing me. Think I'm going to skip a thread for once, maybe tomorrow it will be ok

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>>39127881
Have to be 18 to get to uni lad pls :(
>>39127919
It's not a great uni and I got in through a foundation course. I got a D and a C grade.
>>39128022
Thanks, and it's alright we all have our paths. A Levels aren't particularly nice and from what I've seen the quality of teaching these days isn't great. One person passed physics for example.
>>39128044
Cheers lad, and desu if it works for you then power to it I guess. not sure who your waifu is though :( She really is, aside from the series being a bit lewd shes quite as heck.

>>39128141
You'll stay and you'll face the fucking facts.

should I make some noodles and beans lads?

>>39128080
why would you stay next to a mosque if you're easily triggered? thats like the kkk staying in downtown Detroit

>>39128161
Noodles but drain the broth and put beans on top instead.

>>39128145
what uni desu?

>>39128170
put beans on including bean sauce?

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>>39128154
""""uni lads"""" bullying my robots. I'd never thought I'd see the day. Pack it up boys, we outta here

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>>39128154
Don't tell me what to do you prick. I'm leaving right this second and there's nothing you can do about it

>>39128145
>quite as heck.
When you forget to add "cute" in there.
>>39128177
Begins with a K

>don't worry guys I failed my a levels and now I'm a youtuber

>>39128186
Yeah. I'm sure it won't taste that bad.

>>39127681
>got kicked out my normie school cause i didn't do well enough for year 13 in my AS levels
>was becoming normie, hadn't been here in months, mental health was getting better, getting in better shape, generally happier
I think its a bit fucked lads, im geniuelly pretty fucked up over it

>>39128194
Kent? That was my insurance choice, nice place.

>>39128208
fuck lad should I just have noodles instead?

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>>39128141
I know that feel lad

When I woke up and browsed the thread I was on the verge of tears haha. We're all going to make it though, r-right?

>>39128219
Yeah, noodles sounds good.

>>39128239
alright nice one lad got a flavour you'd like me to have chicken and mushroom perhaps?

>>39128092
>>39128109

I started work the week I did my gcse's till I was 18 in a dj store.
then at 18 being miserable and depressed and my social anxiety taking over I quit my job.
then was too scared to look for another one.
now im 34.

cant stay and talk tho, getting my weekly wash.

- oap image guy

>>39128227
>crying at others having the same success you have
On your fucking bike mate

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>tfw burned my eggs and breakfast is ruined

>>39127983
You flirt with everyone in the thread you normie shitter, you're worse than the waifu fags

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>>39128216
I did actually want to go to Kent but they wouldn't have me, not too bothered about it though.
>>39128227
Why would you be on the verge of tears lass?
Your life seems quite on track too, you've a job - you're getting out there to the doctors and dentist - you're planning to go to uni and do what it is you want
You'll do us proud desu

>>39128227
Except you're going to uni and have a job?

>>39128271
Keele then?

>>39128275
Can't let that get in the way of tilde's pity parade, can we now?

>>39128227
You're going to university too you fucking nonce, fuck off you bitter cunt
Really showing your true colours here

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>>39128291
>>39128267
>>39128255
>inb4 accused of being len/saku
Say something stupid, get called out

I hope none of you lads have the misfortune of going to Derby like I do. It's not a nice city

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>>39128287
Nope haha
>they will eventually narrow it down and probably GCHQ track me down
doxanon please close your eyes for this thread

>>39128145
>A Levels aren't particularly nice
They're not particularly bad, compared to the rest of schooling. My breakdown was unrelated to A-level related stress, and down to a more general existential malaise
>One person passed physics for example.
Shit. Don't know how people manage to fuck up physics. I was doing really good at it before I dropped it, after I dropped maths. Maybe the teachers at your school are just shit?

>>39128255
It's seeing other people's lives go according to plan that does it for me desu. I feel guilty because I'm in a better position than some though

>>39128254
Good to see you're still around, though I guess that's bad in a way haha

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>>39128103

I would be 19.

Due to unfortunate circumstances in relation to my childhood and psychological situation the prospect of both reaching and succeeding in further education became that of a fantasy.

Today has been crushingly sad for me.

>>39128317
I mean the only one left is Kingston kek. You did the work for us

>>39128317
Kingston? King's College London?

Poor Ebin going to be forgotten and discarded when Tilde inevitably normies it up with the "tranny hugger" degenerate LGBT student community. That kid just can't catch a break.

>inb4 "I would never do that"

Said literally every single one of them

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THIS IS A ROBOT THREAD
FOR ROBOT PEOPLE

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>>39128325
I found A Levels turned my life upside down, GCSEs you could listen in class, do some sunday schools and afterschool revision classes and at least pull a C
A Levels you have to constantly be on the ball which I found hard to do personally :/
I agree though, this year for example my CS teacher screwed me over a bit. Lost my work at one point too which was 20% of my A Level and I had to guide her on how to retrieve it.
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>>39128340
Keeping my mouth shut now lads haha
>mfw

>>39128334
>It's seeing other people's lives go according to plan that does it for me desu
How awful do you have to be that you can't stand other people having what you have?

>>39128334
You really need to sort out your narcissistic tendencies Tilde. If you don't see a problem here then I don't know what to say. Everything always needs to be about you, everyone needs to pity you even when you're in a better position than 80% of the posters here

>>39128362
I'm gonna go to kingston and hug this poster!

>>39128362
It's ok, I don't live anywhere near London, I'm not trying to find you

I can't say the same for >>39128386 though

He's gonna do it lads. /fit/ boogie coming soon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obb7pwKQFKY

>>39128362
I horribly botched my A levels. Uni has been much easier for me since you can go at your own pace.

>>39128362
Not really. I came from a dirt poor background, had a mental breakdown in Yr 13, started studying a month or so before the exams and still got A* A* A. GCSEs on the other hand were much worse since there's so many subjects - but I consider C a failure I guess.

>>39128343
I hate the LGBT stuff as much as him

>>39128363
Well I dropped out the first time around. I wish things had gone well the first time around instead. I'm not angry at anyone, just upset with myself

>>39128367
Well I've been referred to a personality disorder place. I know I'm better off than most but that doesn't mean I'll be happy.

>>39128354
It's actually a British thread for Normals and Robots.
Over half the lads here aren't virgins.

>>39128426
You'll latch on, assimilate their ways and defend them no matter how awful they are the moment they show you any sort of decency. It's exactly what you did with ebin.

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>>39128386
Scaring me a bit lad haha
hugs are nice but you'll never find me
- I hope -
pls no stalk
>>39128395
Thats reassuring at least
>>39128409
I hope so, I also hope that doing something I've had a hand in for years won't be too laborious for my small brain although I'm not looking forward to the maths modules in foundation.
>>39128418
I feel ashamed of my Cs honestly haha, at GCSE anyway but they form the bulk of them so I can't do much. At least I have passing GCSEs overall. Nice work lad, what are you up to these days? You sound quite intelligent if you aren't BSing.

>>39128472
Absolutely fucking spot on. It doesn't even have to be the LGBT shitters neither, he will find himself a group of other people and still still discard Ebin. If you think the last meltdown was bad, it's nothing compared to what's coming in the next few months.

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>Ukrainian professor taught us physical chemistry
>droning voice with a thick accent
>2 hour lectures of just tons of maths
>he's teaching us again next year
aaaaaaAAAAA-

>>39128403
He's been saying he's going to lose weight since he started on YouTube. I like the guy but I'm not sure if he'll ever actually do it.

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>>39128472
I am not going to give up on him. I promised him I wouldn't and I worry about him a lot. You are more than welcome to think otherwise but I'm with him to the end

>>39128443
>>39128157
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to sylveon or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I undress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn...

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>>39128521
How dare you! He's been trying his hardest.

>>39128515
sounds like johannes kepler

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>>39127973
I really don't know desu. I don't know whether it's even worth going to uni for law when I've got BBB, that might make it very difficult to find a job because candidates are often first vetted based on A-level results. Maybe I should just be a NEET. I briefly considered redoing my A-level in other subjects, like science and maths, before realising that was a silly idea.

Thank you anon, I really doubt the remark will make a difference but it's the tiny last bit of hope I have left. We would have had such a great time together.

>>39127948
I know it's not the end of the world but right now I hate myself

>>39127948
Jokes on you faggot.

You don't even flip burgers at McDonalds.

Unless he gets a burger van job.

lads, you ever drank yerba mate?

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>uni wants me to get 3 C's at A-Level to get in
>after interview they push it down to 2 C's
>get into the uni with one C at the end of it all
grades are the biggest meme of them all

>>39128544
Cute pasta my lad

>>39128259
how the FUCK do you burn eggs? Were you not watching them or something?

>>39128624
Only a meme at shit unis, my friend got A*AB when he needed AAA. They're equivalent grades god damn it.

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>>39128579
I don't know your field, but I was prepared to just go to almost any uni because it would get a degree regardless of where it came from and then I could get my foot in the door at a firm. I doubt every lawyer or whatnot has gone to a stellar uni so you aren't hopeless.
What was your insurance? It might be really worth it. Goodluck with the remark anyways

Is freshers week normie hevan, and will i look strange staying in every night?

>>39128624
they used to mean something back when uni was a guarinteed set up for life, now it's just extended highschool.

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>>39128624
>uni wants BBB
>get in on CEE

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About to have pizza and watch Rogue one. Apparently it's not shite. But this is from the same lads who told me suicide squad wasn't a fucking mess of a film, or that season 3 of Rick and Morty is actually good, so gonna take it with a grain of salt lads.

>>39128624
What kind of uni accepts Cs?

>tfw I did my SQA exams 12 years ago.
Fuck sake lads, really too old for this place.

>>39128649
As someone who has been through freshers. It is the biggest normie fest you'll ever see in your life.

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>>39128624
>uni wants ABB
>get in on D* D* Btecs and a D A-level

>>39128661
What was your experience like then?

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>>39128662
surprise surprise 115

>>39128337
I fucking wanted to do A-levels, got my 5 A-C including English and Maths and they didn't let me even take A-levels.
I fucking got fed up and didn't even attempt it.

anyone here starting uni at 20 or above?

>>39128579
Well, before we look at anything else, are you in anywhere or are you gonna have to gamble on clearing?

>>39128684
Housemates going out almost every night, when they weren't doing that they'd drink in the kitchen instead.

I only went with them a couple of times so they wouldn't think I was weird.

>>39128649
As someone who's when to uni twice and freshers 0 times I can't help you. All I know is don't make friends and get a job asap. Do every thing you can to get ahead of the shit cunts on your course.

>>39128695
23 in my third year

>>39128649
Yes and yes
For god's sake don't make the same mistake I did
I could be almost a normie if I hadn't fucked up fresher's

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>>39128648
Bristol's the insurance, a decent one but I'm just worried if my A-level grades will make it pointless. Might just go because I'll be doing nothing else otherwise, though in some ways that does appeal

Thank you

>tfw just started crying
Haha

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>>39128691

I'm sorry to hear about that.

I wish you all the best for the future.

>>39128636
>Were you not watching them
My mum distracted me by talking about politics.

>>39128714
Im going to bristol lad. We could be friends!

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Is it safe to come back in here? Have the underage summercunts pissed off to nando's with the lads yet?

find it funny how rude you cunts are when you'll have fucked out of the thread in 2 months to live your normie life

>>39128688
thank you Cilla

>>39128707
I think i'll be fine. I can use the 'i dont drink' excuse.

>>39128714
How'd you get into Bristol with BBB? Surely they ask for AAB at least.

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>/britfeel/ is actually just a bunch of 17-year old meme-spouting normie tourists gawking at the actual robots

It's fucking over.

>>39128714
Bristol's got a good law program, you'll be alright lad. Put in the work, get a good honours class, and employers will notice the improvement from A-Levels favourably.

>>39128733
Are you gonna shit on tilde for his uni place or nah?

>>39128733
Dont think so lad. I'm an old git and will talk about something else with you though

>>39128695
Yup, foundation year starts in september and im 20, I also look 16 so its going to be one hell of a wild ride trying to blend with the normies.

>>39128742
I tried to use that but they'll still get you to go out with them anyway, they will vehemently insist that you don't need to drink to have fun

>>39128749
what else did you expect fool

>>39128749
A level lads are 18 you dumb cunt

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>>39128741
youre very welcome, chuck

>>39128749
r9k has had tons of normies here since like early 2015, it's nothing new really

>>39128762
Damn. In that case i'll grim and bear it. I can pretend to be a normie for one week

>turn on the news
MUH A LEVELS
>leave the house
MUH A LEVELS
>post on britfeel
MUH A LEVELS

I wouldn't even know it was A levels results day and I wouldn't care if you cunts stopped going on about it

>>39128749
I realized this a while ago, there was even someone leaving YEAR 11 who posted about /britfeel/ on the reddit thread about me. I'd say about 60-75% of the posters here replace each other every 3 months while theres 25% of us who just stay here forever

>>39128749
>implying being too retarded to get into a good Uni is le robot culture
Nice meme

>>39128783
m8 it's only for one day, calm down

>>39128783
>I-I wouldn't even know those grapes were up there if you weren't enjoying them so much

>>39128783
Someone sounds jealous that they arent the centre of attention for once

>>39128659
>What kind of uni accepts Cs?
You think bottom tier unis require As and Bs?

>>39128714
Well how about that lad, I'm around Bristol when I'm not at uni, might be able to have a pint with you after all

>>39128797
>>39128804
don't forget to claim your free chicken from nando's and get #HYPED for freshers week laaaaaaaaaaaaaaads

>>39128827
>turning down free food
>implying anyone here will go to freshers

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Does this image make anyone else feel completely pathetic. It's fantasy that a girl will ever come and save me.

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>>39128827
Fucking normies going to university. Why can't they all be NEET like me?

>>39128846
none of you will be posting here at all then and you'll all go, don't kid yourselves and fuck off

Dont worry about your results mate its all about THE SESH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rInQwJMTOtE

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>always thought my cousin was smarter than me
>claimed he knew programming
>bragged about being good at physics and maths
>always assumed he'd do compsci or physics at some high up uni
>he actually got CEU and didn't get into uni
>I got into an RG uni a year before
hehe

Is 4chan assecible on Uni Wifi? I hope its not.

>>39128846
>implying anyone here will go to freshers
Really lad? You think none of the 18 year olds posting here will go to freshers?

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>>39128714
Bristol sounds great, I doubt your A-Level grades would render it pointless though. Sure they may look at your A level grades but I think once you've had a degree and if you have great GCSEs showing general knowledge then you should be set. It's not like you failed anything, you got a pretty decent even grade.

No problem though lad, I hope you get to where you want despite the little barriers you're coming to at the moment.

>>39128872
yes it is, no restrictions m8

>>39128851
You do sound pretty pathetic. Stop waiting for a girl to come and save you and save yourself. Tidy your room, start lifting, get a job and maybe then you'll get a girl

>>39128806
I went to Napier and it only accepted B or above, and it's pretty bottom tier.

Why even go to a bottom tier uni in the first place. McDonalds will refuse you for being educated, and your field wont accept you for being a pure mung uni.

Had the shits all day today, last night at midnight I bought a chicken donner kebab, shat my ass an hour after eating it, still shitting out brown piss from my ass now. Wew what a life.

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>>39128747
They gave me an offer of ABB, and they let me in even though I got BBB

>>39128730
I would love that lad. Tell me about yourself! Are you a normie?

>>39128751
I think you're right, I should go to Bristol. I'm just so disappointed in myself, I had Cambridge right there and I stupidly let it slip through my fingers

>>39128910
>Are you a normie?

you all are, please fuck off

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>tfw wanted AAA but got AAB instead

Proper fucking gutted lads!
I was planning on spending the night with a pint at the pub with the lads since I just turned 18 but now i'm just depressed!
Looks like i'll be spending another night shitposting on /s4s/!

>>39128874
>tfw had no idea freshers was a thing and spent two weeks watching anime in my room wondering why we started uni so early

The uni lad culture is super intimidating anyway haha

>>39128931
>gets an AAB
>doens't see if they'll still accept him.

Fuck sake lad stop being a fucking melt.

Also, I'm ducking out for now till these we poofs stop whingin about there results.

>>39128945
>implying you won't be deepthroating Chad's cock 2 days into freshers
You've got a second chance to make it right

>>39128931
>tfw don't know if this is bait or not

state of this fucking thread

I would have thought britfeel would be full of people who don't have a-levels or actual fuckups rather than people complaining they have to go to their second choice of god tier uni

>>39128945
>had no idea freshers was a thing
m8

You must be an actual hermit for that to happen.

>>39128965
It's b8 m8

>>39128874
Think I might try out freshers. If I get alcohol down me I get faux confidence and find it a bit easier to fit in with people I think. Don't think I would want to keep going out which I'm scared people will think I'm an utter weirdo for and shun me haha.
Might barely be able to afford accommodation it's looking like anyway so I might take a peak and retreat home

>>39128945
>The uni lad culture is super intimidating anyway haha
"Ooh haha you're so intimidating chad please stop ohhh not that part tehe"

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>>39128976
ahah nobody is that much of a loser, we're all optimistic happy normies here, the world is our oyster! Going out with my friends to celebrate my results! I'm depressed because I didn't get into cambridge :( my life is a nightmare!!

>>39128910
>are you a normie?
Nope, i never spoke to the people sitting next to me in class and have no friends. In my spare time i browse 4chan and masturbate

>>39127816
Does that mean semen is back on your menu?

>>39128862
Fuck off ebin you jealous gobshite, there's more to life than a fucking thread on 4chan you waste of oxygen

Go to /soc/ instead with your normie boyfriend

>>39128976
Most people are lad, it's just results day so all the rats have come out of the sewers. It should be back to normal tomorrow

>>39129028
Get hyped for freshers lad haha ;) gonna be so MAD isn't it lad

>>39128968
Chads are nice to trannies in public because it's politically correct but you just know they say mean things about them in the group chat with the lads

>>39128981
I pretty much was. Didn't join any social media stuff beforehand and had no friends or relatives who would have known

Alri lads

What socks are we wearing today then

>>39128996
If it makes you feel better ebin I'm one of the older long term NEETS ITT (30). I never did my A levels and had to watch all my friends go off and live their fucking student life.

>>39129054
White tube socks. Got a pack of 12 pairs from Amazon

>>39129054
fuck off creepy footfag

>>39129051
>not a denial
Your robothood died when you grew tits you fucking attentionwhore.
You're right, you are a degenerate, just like the rest of the normies.

>>39129051
Are you passable? Chads are willing to fuck chubsters for some reason so I'm sure they'd give you some dick Tilde. Never say never!

>>39129054
One has pink stripes the other is navy. I should pair them up correctly desu

>>39129054
Grey and black socks (Different either foot)
One has stitching saying tuesday, the other for monday

>>39129069
Stop projecting mate

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>tfw you're one of about four 25+ /britfeel/ posters

>>39129054
I've stopped wearing socks because I can't deal with the heat, I just wash my shoes much more often

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>>39129103
>you're one of about four 25+ /britfeel/ posters
Same.

>>39128997
You sound like my kind of person, I also had no friends all throughout sixth form and my only hobby is shitposting on 4chin. What will you be studying?

>>39129046
Is that meant to be an insult or something, people enjoying their lives all while you sit in your mouldy room aged 24 doing fuck all but pick shit out of your arsehole with your martian fingers

You are the most striking example of fox and the grapes it's almost cartoon like, you're a sad little cretin

>>39129090
Tehe look at my eye catching bright pink socks chad. We am keep it a secret from the group chat if you come back to my room haha

>>39129108
don't they rub your feet? I could never not wear socks

>>39128052
I was a neet from 2007-2015

>>39129103
>>39129117
nah there's loads of oldfags here. like I said before it's just results day so the rats are out of the sewer. average age is something like 25

>>39129108
I think that would actually make you sweat more

>>39129123
alright, can't wait till you fuck off out the thread then. Nobody will miss you run of the mill boring cunt, your all the same.

>>39129143
There are no more posters than usual. Average age is more like 19/20

>>39129149
Maybe you should fuck off, every little thing triggers you like some little child
This isn't your safe space baby

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>>39129117
Another old fuck here

>>39129149
>your all the same
Yes Ebin you're such a special snowflake, you're so misunderstood *picks shit out of his arsehole*
why can't everyone here be like me?

Who is ebin's bf

>>39129128
No feels fine

>>39129147
Nah, having cool air passing over my feet cools you down a lot. Feet have a high surface area and there are a lot of blood vesicles, so cooler blood gets transported around your body.

Running your hands until cold water cools you down rapidly too.

>>39129149
Why are you still here? Thought you were taking a break. Maybe that was just in my dreams.

>>39129129
How did you get out of NEETdom? I was NEET from 2010 to 2013 but that's only because I went to college at that point (at 23) which i'm still doing.
Haven't had a proper job since 2010 and i'm pretty much shitting it over what i'm going to do after college.

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>Daytime britfeel

>>39129187
I am Ebin's bf, he just doesn't know it

>>39129162
>Average age is more like 19/20
Based on what? There was a big strawpoll not too long ago and the average came out to 25.
>there are no more posters than usual
No but everyone who's doing A-levels is coming out to post about them today. The rest of the time there's plenty of people mentioning they're 25+

>>39129187
Tilde. Even if he says they aren't.

>>39129207
I'm going to come back at 10 and get drunk, see you from then until the night guard ride in to smash this rabble.

>>39129201
Luck. After applying for thousands of jobs and attending dozens of interviews, one of them finally landed me a job

>>39129207
I really should leave just for today but it's such a daily habit that I can't help myself

I find it surreal the kids spamming here about A levels were 16 in 2015 and 13 year old children during the London Olympics

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>>39129226
>>39129232
I chose today of all days to reset my sleep schedule

>>39129218
Online relationships don't count. I doubt they've even exchanged nudes

I hope the a-level newcomers go away by tomorrow.

They are completely incompatible and have turned the place into the student room.

>>39129226
Think I might do the same. Night guard to save the day and restore comfiness

>>39128579
why not just study stem and actually contribute something to the world instead of devoting your life to sucking the life out of people as a lawyer?

Everyday I cum onto my old dressing gown and put it back under my bed. Ive been doing this for 2 months, at least. Should i bin it, or will washing it be ok?

>>39129215
Yes the majority of posters here are mid to late twenties I think

>>39129218
I-if we were I would be his gf haha

>>39129251
Obviously, Ebin isn't a fucking bufty.

>>39129261
They will, I remember it last year. I mean I was one of the people spamming about A-levels but it only lasts one day.

>>39129261
they'll be gone desu. before today it was just a handful of posters replying to that A-Level Countdown faggot who you could filter

>>39129207
Not as comfy for you, you reddit special snowflake?

>>39129268
You've got a dick Tilde

>>39129251
>I doubt they've even exchanged nudes

shan't be doing that, we didn't even exchange any normal pictures really. Sending nudes i'll never do with anyone, giving someone a blackmail tool for no reason is a senseless act

>>39129268
You're not fooling anyone with those massive fuck off builders hands

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>>39127728
>>39128026
Fuck you privileged shits. My parents can't even AFFORD to sustain a NEET.

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>>39129268
>If I were I'd be his GF
No you'd be a bloke in a dress going with a closet gay.

I don't dislike you guys, but you pretending to be a bird and Ebin pretending to be not gay is just a big fucking joke.

>>39129264
Because I'm a brainlet for stem and I would have been a good lawyer. Besides, just studying stem doesn't mean you contribute to the world, only the researchers do that, and that's only some of them

>>39129301
>implying Tilde isn't trustworthy
Bit mean that Ebin. So you're confirming that you two are not in a relationship?

>>39129310
Then get on the dole ye scote.

>>39129310
Hah pleb

>>39129310

Mine have given me until I'm 30 to move out.

We have plenty of space and money so I'm just going to stick around and hoard whatever I make throughout my early twenties and buy a house or something.

>>39129319
>I would have been a good lawyer
You know that's the most normalfag profession right? Plus you sound like a big crybaby, you wouldn't stand a chance

>>39129324
Someone might be trustworthy today but feelings towards people change. Also no offence but he has suspected mental issues, even more reason to not hand over blackmail tools

>>39129319
what would make you a good lawyer?

>>39129340
I didn't ask for your blog, richfag.
>until 30
>can freeload until can afford a house
I swear people like you have 0 right to complain about anything at all. A life free of financial burdens, I can't even imagine.

>>39129319
You know you can still be a laywer despite not going to cambridge right?

>need good A-Levels
Sure to work for a major company. You think wee steve at the office above the bakers who deals with junkies getting done for shoplifting, or dads trying to get access to his kids got good grades?

I ignored fresher's week completely, just stayed in my room walking and playing games. Went to the anime society and made some good friends there, but they were all 3rd years so I was on my own once they left.

>>39129360
Life is shit, get used to it

>>39129319
>would have been a good lawyer
Chin up lad, you still can be, Bristol's top ten for law

>>39128052
i was NEET for 11 years. been a filthy wagie nearly 8 years now.

>>39129383
It hurts too much.

180.10

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>>39128688
Milkfu 1

>>39129360

I'm aware I'm quite lucky in regards to it, but I still feel a bit of mong staying at home until my mid 20s, it limits you socially but benefits you financially.

What are some nice sweets to buy lads

feeling old and i'm only 21

>>39129310

are you currently neet?

>>39129265
I did this with a flannel and eventually it went completely stiff and got mouldy. Was strange to think that the mould was eating my jizz, made me feel powerful for some reason. Eventually my mum found it and threw it out, I've never mentioned it and she's never brought it up. I'd chuck it away if I were you, save yourself the awkwardness.

Any manlet lads in

5'7 here

Who else here /had a shit time at uni/?

It all went downhill after I was put in halls with sjws who found out about my political views

>>39129467
what did they say to you or do? Never been uni.

>>39129467
Never reveal your power level.
You have been muted...

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>>39129430
>haribo super mix
>wine gums
>cola bottles
>wham bars
>fruit pastilles
>natural confectionery company stuff

They are what I would consider top tier desu

>>39129460
5'8. Never understood the insecurity, people let the memes get to them. I mean yea it helps if you're 6ft+ but who gives a shit. Most chads I know are manlets

>>39129467
Finished this year and I was a ghost the whole time. Turns out you need go out to make friends or something

They can be real cunts about politics, it's best avoiding the subject

>>39129488
Taller and handsome people get paid more.

>>39129460
5'8", I've never had problems with girls though, both my exes were slightly taller than me.

Pretty face and a big ween though.

>>39129523
Yea and you can't change your height or looks. If you actually care about that stuff then get /fit/, pick up a hobby, dress well, groom yourself, get a job. Everyone here complains about how short or ugly they are but then they do nothing to change what they can

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>>39129342
I am a crybaby, I'm not tough. I'm making all the wrong decisions

>>39129357
Don't really want to go into it but I just feel I'm more suited to law than stem

>>39129370
I guess so. I wanted to be a barrister but now that's pretty much completely off the table because of how competitive it is. So now I'll have to be a solicitor. I really didn't want to be a solicitor. I feel like I might be making a mistake

>>39129387
Thank you for the kind words lad

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>haven't slept in over 48 hours
>just saw a shadowy man walk past my door in the passage

I thought hallucinations started later than this maybe it's time to sleep

>>39129568
I'm 6ft and good looking but dumb. kek

>>39129579

If you aren't sure entirely what you want to do just step back for a bit, take a break like a year off or something and have a proper think.

>>39129590
alri there Chad

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meh, i dont like being negative or moaning here but results day is dragging on a bit dessy lads, ontop of that /nightwalk/ will be shit tonight because it will be full of drunken future unicunts shitting up the comfy atmosphere, ill be back when the result shitstorm has blown over

What is the best breakfast cereal?

I alternate between curiously cinnamon and muesli but I've been looking to expand my horizons. I'm reluctant to buy cereal that I don't trust in case it's horrible.

>>39129609
This might be a good idea. I'm afraid I'll just end up being a NEET forever. What other avenues are really open to me? Either I go to Bristol to study law or I don't, if I don't then my only other option is to get some manual labour job. Probably better I make that decision now rather than wait a year. I just have to think fast

got bad results
live near a rail track so i might do the old offaroo

>>39129642
Cereal is just dust with milk, hardly fills me up at all

Eat toast like real man, boi

>>39129103
>>39129117
Another old cunt here lads is that all of us?

>>39129430
Maoams (i like the strips), fruit gums, cola bottles, millions

>>39129642
Curiously cinnamon or apple and raisin weetabix for me lad

>>39129642
The mini shredded wheat filled with stuff like raisins or apricot are the best cereals

Weetos are good too

>>39129661
Couldn't you do the first year at Bristol then apply to transfer into second year at Cambridge? You should ask if they'd consider it

>>39129709
Just googled it
>It is not possible for a student to transfer to Cambridge to pursue only part of a degree course. All students must start in the first year of our three- or four-year undergraduate programmes.

>>39129207
stfu you ruin nighttime britfeel

>>39129686

28 here, 29 in a few months, i stopped giving a shit the day i turned 27 for some reason though, think i just realised it was too late then dessy

>>39129661
Cambride is shit anyway. Stinks of piss,

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This thread is super uncomfy with all this future planning shit and uni. Will be back tonight for some cosy bants

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Hello from florida anons.

Is it raining?

>>39129103
There's way more than 4 of us. Heck, there's more than 4 who are 30+

>>39129686
old cunt here as well. late 30's

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Made enough money camming this week to pay for all my bills next year boys

>>39129474
>>39129475
I didn't intentionally reveal it, they saw my comments on facebook and confronted me about it, and I could have salvaged it at that point but I sperged out and got ultra-defensive

>>39129505
What do you mean by ghost? And yeah I wish I would have known how cuntish people could be, it never even occurred to me that 18 year olds could be like that

>>39129790
>camming

That's fucking gross.

Would you go out and get a Sunday roast on your own?

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My aunty is on her deathbed mum comes in to tell me, starts crying wanted to hug her but autism, just sat there pretending to care then when she lefted i unpaused vidya and went about my day, gotta go in and see her soon i hate looking at people i know and kind of care about in such a sad state.

Anyone have ebin's boipucci pics?

>>39129760
fuck knows, i'm not in florida.

>>39129807
mate turn off the fucking computer games and go see her

>>39129760
>>39129760
>>39129760
It was earlier, now it's sunny and warm

>>39129793
It means he is spooky as fuck

>>39129790
fuck off you roastie whore
oringisj

I don't get height statistics. Average height for women is 5'3". 80% of women I know are taller than that. How?

>>39129819
why she is a total shit stirring bitch causes nothing but grief and pain for my mum

>>39129833

all wearing heels possibly? shit loads of women wear heels all the time because reasons

>>39129642
>>39129702
Curiously Cinnamon mad me feel sick after a while. Not sure why

>>39129833
Is it international statistics or local ones?

>>39129790
POST STREAM PLS
Also marry me I'm loneliness

>>39129863
>wanting to marry a cam whore

Marry me instead. I don't whore

>>39129833
Because woman you know, don't include the 5million coffin dodging old grannies who are all smaller than 5 ft. They skew the figures.

Plus statistics only ever use either small study groups, or use info freely available meaning they dont have everyones stats.

Most woman I know range from 5'1-5'5 So 5'3 seems right.

Do we have any young people here without a levels or who didn't go to uni, what are you up to?

Most young people don't go to uni but everybody online seems to be.

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>>39129798
I know but I make bank doing it. I mean I get paid to shake my ass and masturbate, how can I not?

>>39129831
Sorry I'm just happy

>>39129863
Marriage is a big commitment to make to someone you haven't seen

>>39129882
Ok, do you look like Sophie Turner?

>>39129793
>What do you mean by ghost?
I was invisible lad. Even in the beginning when I went to class I would sit alone, then I stopped going partly because of that and just worked by myself in my room. I think maybe about 5 people from my course of 250 would recognize me if they saw me, and they wouldn't remember my name. Uni was a mistake

>>39129889
I AM Sophie Turner. I can only date you if you lick my bum though.

>>39129899
No you're just fucking stupid. Try harder next year

>>39129800
Make your own Sunday roast for a fraction of the price desu

>>39129900
I WOULD PAY MY BIRTHDAY MONEY TO SNIFF A CHAIR THAT TOU SAT ON THREE HOURS AGO

>>39129852
>shit loads of women wear heels all the time because reasons
That's to filter out of the manlets

>>39129885
Fae gtfo you roastie failed ftm cunt

>>39129911
I'm in a hotel without access to a kitchen.
I don't mind eating out most meals but Sunday roast for 1 feels wrong

>>39129912
I'm literally offering to let you stick your face in my butt and you only want to sniff a chair?

Bit beta

has anyone here actually sniffed knickers? whats the fascination with them? what do they smell like? does the smell turn you on? i just dont get it but ive been considering trying it

>>39129909
? I finished uni this summer
And yeah I am stupid, I just didn't have the self-esteem to go up and talk to people, any kind of rejection would destroy me. I can't just go up to strangers and start conversation

Doing anyone else fantasise about hiring a mercenary army in Africa and toppling some unstable government and ruling as it's King before conquering surrounding nations while pissing all over international law?

I mean it's quite specific but it would be fun.

>>39129885
Years on from when this anime came out nichijou avatarfagging is still just as unbearable

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Post some actuals feel some cam whore and a manlet ruins it, by taking all the (you)'s

>>39129939
I don't get the hype. Never done it, but then I've beenw ith woman so never had stoop so low. That said I do like being face deep in a girls ass/pussy, so who knows, maybe it's like that for lonely guys.

>>39129926
Would it be from some kind of pub or a proper restaurant? Every pub Sunday roast I've had was atrocious, better off not eating at all

>>39129945
Putting just a ? on a line makes you look like a cunt

>>39129952
What feels were yours lad.
If they're A-level feels, fucking bolt.

>>39129964
What is it with people being triggered by question marks

?

I've noticed it with a few people now.

>>39129939
Have you ever made kippers for breakfast?

If I move a mile over the border into Wales before I go to uni so I'm a legal Welsh student does that mean I can take advantage of their tuition grants resulting in low costs?

You can't do this in Scotland where its free because you have to reside there for 3 years first but this doesn't apply in Wales.

>>39129963
Pub but I'm in area full of really good roasts

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>>39129947
Would be quite fun desu. Would need a lot of money though. And charisma

>>39129981

no, but i dont like fish or any kind of seafood anyway, im too scared of getting sick from it

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>>39129952
I'm giving up the idea of staying up all day, the hopelessness and dread is crushing me so I'm going to sleep.

>>39129933
Haha beta? Not me!

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>>39129971
NO dying aunty dunno how to comfort mummy feels

>>39130008
Enjoy your even more fucked up sleep schedule Ebin

>>39130017
That sucks lad. I know those feels kinda (my gfs gran was dying/now dead) and I had no idea how to comfort her because my gran went when I was a kid so didn't really have the relationship she did.

>tfw her, her mum, dad and aunties still aren't over her death.
It's been a year and a half and I'm not sure that's normal.

>>39130008
Give up on coming here at all please, thanks

>>39130050
It's definitely not normal for either her Mum or Dad...

Who grieves that long for an in-law.

>>39130012
>gets cucked by his own waifu

>>39130053
Ebin is both the best and the worst thing about this general

>>39130050
dunno if it's normal dunno how i would deal those feels myself

>>39130068
Not an inlaw, it was her actual Gran. So it's by blood. It is weird, and I don't think it's that normal. But her family always seem to be such sad acts when it comes to emotions. They're all 'boohoo my life is so bad, boohoo' types. I mean, even /r9k/ would tell them to fuck off.

Just had a thought, how do gays pretend to love each other and then ferally ram their cock cock degradingly up their "loved" one. There's nothing intimate or loving about feral anal sex

>>39130043
I know, at least I can slowly make my way to normal sleeping hours by pushing it a few hours everyday

>>39130053
you'll probably be gone in 2 months anyway

>>39130053
he has much right to tell you to fuck off as you do to spam a level shit

this isn't your hugbox

>>39130108
Fuck the grief out of her lad

>>39130122
>just had a thought
You seem to think about gay sex a lot don't you Ebin?

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Why don't you have a girlfriend, Anon? Oh, shit. Wait. I know. It's because you're a wreck, both mentally and physically, and emotionally stunted. You think you're smarter and more intelligent than everyone around you, and therefore rationalize your own lack of success as a laughably absurd conspiracy theory wherein the world has passed you over because you're somehow too edgy for the mainstream masses to understand.

Or maybe you just tell yourself and others that you "don't give a shit" in a desperate attempt to make it hurt less when you see yourself getting older, fatter, and more out of touch while those you look down on are adapting to suit the needs of the world, and learning their limitations while you childishly deny your own.

Perhaps you have taken to telling yourself that women are only interested in "Alpha Males", those that reside at the top of a scale that only you adhere to, and it is THIS rigid table of identity that is holding you back, and allowing society to pigeonhole you. Perhaps you tell yourself that people don't share your very narrow range of hobbies and interests aren't (or wouldn't be) interested in you, and therefore do not even try to engage them. In actuality these are all mechanisms that allow you to blame your own failings on everyone around you, and project your own narrow-minded perceptions onto society as a whole.

You instead choose the easy option of sitting at your computer all day, shielded by the anonymity of the internet, screaming abuse and nitpicking the goals and achievements of your betters while arguing the tiniest deviation in the interests of your peers from your own with a startling lack of understanding and empathy. They are the only other people on Earth that you can relate to, and you hate them because they like slightly different things.

Oh yes. That's why you don't have a girlfriend. We forgot, for a moment.