/britfeel/

take it to >>>/soc/, this is the wrong board

First for Crumpet diddles children

>>39119890
This is the wrong board for what lad?

>>39119921
wheres the evidence for this

>>>/lit/9903745

>>39119890
>/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect

What are you guys wearing right now

>>39120004
wearing pajamas

what sorta music you lads into?

I bought tickets the other day to see one of my favourite bands live, heres a track if your interested, will I see any of yous in the pit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhI5JfwXdfE

>>39120004
Nothing but a smile mate

>>39120024
Same
My bottoms are blue with a plaid pattern

raining hard outside, im listening to creepypasta readings on youtube and munching on a wispa, highly comfy

Wake up laddos

It's so dead what the fuck lads cmon

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Lads I got two absolutely excellent vids of /basil/, uploading now

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>>39120516
awesome lad can't wait

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We're sorry but we're not moving forward with your application for Customer Experience Assistant. You've not met the criteria for passing the test.

>>39120731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su63vn7sSrs

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Playing Insurgency. Quite funny flanking with the FAL. Why is the L1A1 so perfect lads?

Post waifus.

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Don't say a prayer for me now
Save it til the morning after
No don't say a prayer for me now
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after

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>>39120892
misclicked the image

My penis keeps peeking out from the little hole in my pants

I don't think anyone actually uses that hole when going to the toilet

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>>39120907
>He doesn't use the little hole in his pants to pee

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Here you are laddos, exclusive /nightguard/ content. Don't let the daytime normies see it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ753f69gI0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pmtlUtgMLQ

>go to sleep at 2am
>20 posts mentioning me since then
>spider sense tingling
>wake up and check britfeel

Scarborough lads night out is gonna be the highlight of my year probably

>>39121101
>inb4 it doesn't happen
I kinda wanna tease Ebin and make him think you might secretly be a hitman, but I also would actually like for him to go outside and meet up with you

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>>39121101
>when you realize your walking on the unprotected pedestrianized zone

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>tfw can't stop wetting myself

>>39121053
wow this is the best footage yet!!

any lads here waiting for a-level results?

>>39121183
Glad you like it lad. I thought this one was pretty exciting though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiqGkVkin0o Can't see him too well in it though

might spend today gorging on junk food
why not

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>>39121282
3 HOURS TO GO
>3 HOURS TO GO
3 HOURS TO GO
>3 HOURS TO GO
3 HOURS TO GO
>3 HOURS TO GO
3 HOURS TO GO
>3 HOURS TO GO
Doesn't feel like it though for me. It feels as far away as when sixth form broke up 2 months ago. Hope I get in to my firm. Apparently 60% of people got into their firm last year which is a lot lower than I would have thought.

Hope you all get the grades you want. Tell us where you're going and what you'll be studying. Or will you be joining the ranks of the noble NEETs?

I'll probably go to Nando's with mum, you can get some free chicken https://www.nandos.co.uk/explore/blog/level-results-are-lets-celebrate

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>>39121551
>60%
fucking hell lad, that's pretty low
hoping to get into newcastle

>>39121551

Good luck anon, This gimmick had a short but noble run

>>39121642
Newcastle's a solid uni lad, what will you be studying? And what's your insurance?

>>39121644
Cheers anon

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>tfw can't find my hot water bottle

>>39121704
That's a nice filename anon

>>39121551
Choke on your nandos

>>39121697
classical studies, insurance is liverpool but i have no desire to go there.
how about yourself?

>>39121551
Gonna enjoy watching the videos of people opening their results. This is probably my all time favourite one, she looks absolutely adorable when she cries https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqW-V8hjQDA

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Found some asda microwave pilau rice.

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Today will be most heartbreaking.

How I wish I had the privilege to have not only attended secondary school but also further educational opportunities.

>>39121939
How I wish I could just wrap you up in a blanket and rock you back and forth whilst soothing you

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>>39121939
was currently writing a blog post about that. I can't even get a job now because all the A level runts who are taking a year off before uni or failed are applying for my jobs

>>39121744
Classical studies sounds interesting, that's Latin and Greek and stuff, right? I was strongly considering applying to Liverpool for my insurance but I realised right at the last second that I wouldn't want to go there even if I did miss my firm

>>39122047
I want to wank you off and swallow your cum

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>>39122071
b-but thats l-lewd anon~

>>39122071
>and swallow your cum

Well you already achieved that goal

>>39122047

Yes I would shake your hand btw. I actually pictured us meeting and shaking your hand

>>39122047
What a horrible thing to say about Tilde
>inb4 'Tilde's different'
Speaking of Tilde, according to my Premium Tilde Orbiter Sleep Schedule Access, he should have posted by now

>>39122099
Tilde isn't exempt from my unemployed vitriol

>>39122098
I haven't shaken anybody's hand in perhaps forever now that I think about it. I can't remember a single instance of it or even when it would have potentially happened. I probably wouldn't do it anyway it sounds awkward

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>>39122152

How are you gonna get a job if you won't give the hiring manager a firm handshake?

>>39122098
Don't - don't be shy-why, go up and say hello
Hello - when you see someone you'd really like to know-ow
Don't - don't be shy-why, it's all in your address
Baby, this time things won't turn out such a mess
You've got to kick (kick) your comfort, you've got to kick (kick) your comfort
You've got to kick (kick) your comfort, walk up and speak just like the rest
I wann', I wann', I wann', I wann', I wanna shake your hand
(I wanna shake your hand) I wanna shake your hand
(I wanna be your frie-iend) I wanna shake your hand
(I wanna shake your hand) I wanna shake your hand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIt02QE4xco

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>>39122168
If they offer their hand i'll just put my hand up like in an acknowledgement way, like when a car gives way to you - I don't want to shake some sweaty old mans hand

>>39122185

Go west are brilliant, your song really reminds me of vice city. Last December in the depths of winter I got back into it and played it obsessively

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDEh2VjhUzo

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>>39122185
They'll most likely be very offended if you do that

>>39122230

This too is another good song by them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4FtrKfZ0Lo

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>>39122230
I tried to play it to but couldn't configure good settings on PC and failed the helicopter mission over and over again

>>39122235
well they aren't employing me anyway.

>>39122305
>and failed the helicopter mission over and over again

I did this too, eventually looked up youtube walk throughs and it still took me another 6/7 attempts.

I will buy a ps3 on my next payday so I can finally play GTA 4/5

>>39122342
GTA5 was pretty bad on PS3, played it at launch. Runs at like 15 fps or something stupid. I'd play it on PC again if I could be arsed but it seems everyone just cares about the cancerous multiplayer and the price never goes down

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It's 6 am lads, You know what that means.
Wagies are up, NEETs are up.

>>39122388

I usually need at least 7.5 hours sleep to function, but I only had 2.5 last night and I'm fine so far this morning

Sleeping alone means that my bed is only warm enough to sleep in for about 6-8 weeks a year at most. If I had company it'd probably be warm enough for 8-9 months

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>>39122603
Get 2 blankets lad, that's what I do. Sometimes I sleep in my dressing gown as well. Uber comfy

>>39122627

Might as well lad, I've given up on the alternative

Can't believe there have been 17 posters in this thread, feels like it's 4 or 5 at the most

>>39122645
Sleeping with another person probably isn't as great as you imagine it to be. I've heard that adults who sleep with each other have less room relative to their body size than babies in a cot. You'd also have to be really careful to not move too much and make noise. Doesn't sound comfy at all tbqh

>>39122652

I woudl have guessed at least 8-9, but 17 certainly seems to much. Average of 3-4 posts per person

>>39122694

I've done it before, the increased warmth makes up for the lack of space I rekon

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>>39122709
yeah haha I don't post too often, come in now and again and post, probably only posted about 3 times myself

>>39122743

When I'm at work, you're gonna be asleep, so I might even manage more posts than you today

>>39122772
might stay up all day tbqh, I don't know anymore.

Lads how the fuck was 2013 4 years ago? Getting old is scary asf

>tfw right eyelid won't stop twitching

It's making me angery

>>39122830

Might as well get this abysmal sleep schedule sorted. You had quite a good run recently of normal sleep.

I'm kind of worried that my own 2.5 hours of sleep which feels fine now is gonna suddenly hit me in the middle of the day

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>>39122855
>angery
This made me chuckle anon

>>39122887
I'm just doing nothing though, quite insufferable staying up day doing indulging in nothing but self loathing boredom

>>39122772
Shouldn't shitpost whilst driving your white van shippy

>>39122900
You're gonna get triggered by all the A-level kiddies who get their results in a couple of hours, take a nap whilst it all blows over mate

>>39122943
Already got a blog post in the press about that, waiting to publish it just incase

>tfw strongly identify with weeb culture despite not having watched a single episode of anime in at least a year
Why can't I stop shitposting for 25 mins to watch an ep? Feels like it takes a gargantuan amount of effort

>>39122955
I really need to catch up on your blog, haven't read it in quite a while because I was waiting for it to build up

>>39122919

I never do, although I sometimes phonelurk to clear the backlog when I get a few minutes. Having no phone battery for 2 weeks was a nuisance when I came home to a 500-900 post backlog. I can't understand how people phone post full time, it's so awkward/uncomfortable. I maybe do it once a month if that and I detest it.

What I meant was that while I'm offline for 8 hours, Ebin will be too and I might for once make more posts than him in a day

I'd nap but I can't, I've got so much energy i'd just toss and turn around my uncomfortable "bed". I might force myself to wash in my grim bathroom then go run or something

>>39122969
I'm updating it a lot slower these days, quality over quantity right

>>39123015
Take a long run off a short pier lad. Great for bringing on that sleep you want.

>>39122984
Ebin's probably made a ton of anon posts too though

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>>39123078
I'm sure he wouldn't do that

I bought dragonball xenoverse on a whim because I enjoyed fusions on the 3DS and it's a bitter letdown

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>>39122015

So very sweet.

>>39123204

I heard a rumour ebin has a tiny benis

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morning bumboys

I am ashamed of myself for being sexually attracted to women. I detest them but I also want to shag them

just had an iced latte
was horrible
flashback to drinking my mums cold coffee left on the kitchen counter because I thought it was an adult-only thing like cigarettes and that back scratcher in her bedside drawer

Going on my holibobs today lads. Can't wait

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>You didn't jump on the fidget spinner fad importing from China and making a killing.

What do you think the next hot product will be?

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>>39123422

Import Chinese Military shovel from alibaba by the thousand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ryyAenmzHM

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>>39123494
>using a shovel to cut a potato
Had a good kek at that. Seems like a pretty multifunctional shovel though

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I didn't really want to go to my firm choice anyway

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holy shit lads this girl is perfection. literally a 10/10

>>39120907
My willy does this too. It's so much easier to flop it over the top than manouvre it through the hole.

>>39120907
Wish my willy was big enough for that. Mine has buttons on it though to do it up

Got into my firm lads. Well chuffed.

>>39123729

Well done lad, the first of the britfeel boys

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>>39123583
>Missed grades
>love the uni and wouldn't want to go elsewhere
>'There is no clearing available, AT ALL'

Anyone know who sells the cheapest bleach?

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>2 minutes to go before Track goes live
Good luck lads. The website will most likely crash so I'll leave it another half hour myself

>>39123956
track is up bud. Go for it!

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>>39123889
My deepest condolences lad. How come clearing isn't available?

Qt one-armed weathergirl on tv lads

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>>39123981
Got this email last night. Couldn't sleep bcus of it.
Also checked clearing stuff and nothing there yet so given up

>35 yo robot
>Straight A stars in my a levels
>Life still sucks

>>39123962
Holy fuck. I've fucking missed Cambridge. I've fucking missed Cambridge. This is a nightmare. Please tell me this isn't happening.

>>39124018
What year did you take them?

>>39124019
Bruh call that a BLESSING. IK people who went to Cambridge and hated it. Get worked like hell to real high standards, so no time to do literally anything else. Look for somewhere that you can get outside and just force yourself into something social

>>39124042
Mate I wanted to go to Cambridge more than anything. I can't believe I've fucked up.

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Morning benders!

Oregano

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>>39124080

>tfw there are people literally posting on here right now who are too young to remember the first airings of the inbetweeners

>>39124080
Which inbetweeners character were you lot? I think i was a slightly less embarrassing simon.

Results are up lads. Results are up.

>>39124019
Cambridge isn't everything lad. There are plenty of great unis in the UK that'll be lucky to have you.

>>39123889
>'There is no clearing available, AT ALL'
You sure lad? There should be loads of courses. http://search.ucas.com/

>>39123759
Thanks anon really proud of myself and was going to tell my family in the person but my retarded brother text and told my whole family.

Really fucked me off.

Could someone do me a massive favour and tell me what date it says their UCAS updated on Track? Mine says 14th of August, I thought it would say today

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LADS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I GOT IN, I DON'T EVEN NEED TO GO THROUGH CLEARING
I'm not even joking I want to cry, it wasn't the uni I resigned to either, it's a little better
I'm shaking I don't understand lads theres no way.
I'll get my actual results later and confirm because this is too good to be true.

>>39124123
I was none of them, I'm such a loser that i don't identify with anyone in this show or skins.

>>39124178
13th August for me mate

>>39124183
Congrats anon. Make the most of your experience at uni, otherwise it's a waste of money.

>>39124053
People wont know you as the guy who nearly got into cambridge lad. You'll probably do really well in another uni.

>>39124040
2001. Went to uni. Graduated in 2004

You cunts are making me feel very old.

Pls stop

>>39124178
12th of Agust is when unis got results, they have several days to go through and accept/reject applicants, and UCAS updates as necessary. Applicants see the results on 17th August.

>>39124188
i dont think theres really any comparison between the two, skins was about alt-chads

>>39124208
Thanks lad, I think I've just had an emotional breakdown haha holy shit never felt like this before. I actually didn't think I'd get into this course either so I didn't book accomodation or anything like a retard

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>>39124221
>all these posters were too young to post in 2015
>they'll grow out of 4chan and here swiftly too

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What a manlet haha lads. At least the guy got good grades.

>>39124255
both were about teenagers, which made me feel like shit because my teenage years were nothing like either shows

>>39124271

>tfw 30
>if I grew out of this place I may as well kill myself

>>39124259
>so I didn't book accomodation or anything like a retard
Yeah, that's dumb. See if you can contact the accomodation office and see if they have vacancies. There will be clearing applicants looking for accomodation too so they'll be expecting late-comers.

>>39124287
right, but i'm saying inbetweeners is way closer to what britbots go through. of course your life wasnt anything like skins, thats a minority life experience.

>>39124299
In addition to the fact I need to figure out how to unbook the private accommodation I had arranged when resigning myself to my worst uni.

well im dead lads
my results were utter shit

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>>39124131
>>39124214
I wanted to go so bad.

Maybe it's not final yet. They said to send them my UMS marks if I missed the offer. I even sent in an extenuating circumstances form but it arrived after the date it says UCAS updated, so I'm assuming they haven't considered it. So maybe they will?

Please, tell me there's a fucking chance. Everyone's expecting me to go to Cambridge. How can I tell my mother I didn't get in?

On the verge of tears here, haha

So, I got it. A*AA.

Going to Oxford lads. PPE at Balliol.

>Dear Anon,

>Thanks for getting in touch. I'm afraid that your grades did not meet the requirements of the offer made in January. The next steps for you would be to collect your results and discuss whether you wish to pursue re-marks. If your re-marks come through before the 31st August with you meeting the offer conditions as stated in your offer letter than your place at Cambridge is confirmed but I'm afraid that otherwise your application is unsuccessful. We took all available information into account when we made the decision, including the pending extenuating circumstances form, but unfortunately we were not able to waive the conditions of your offer.

I said I attempted suicide in that extenuating circumstances form. So how bad did I fuck up my exams that even that didn't help make them lenient? Seriously, how bad did I fuck them up? I got literal full marks in my coursework too, so I must have done really, really badly.

Just lied and told my mother that Track still hasn't updated. What am I going to do?

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Did you lads go to Sixth Form or College?
Which one is better?

>>39124478
Go somewhere else. UCL, Warwick, Kings, Durham, etc.

>Dad I got into Oxford
>Well la de da for you. You'll be with the posh twats now. Don't expect any money from us, mind.
>That's ok, I'll have a loan and get a part time job.
>Good. Now, fuck off, I'm watching this.

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>>39124492
My insurance is Bristol. But now I'm thinking of just not going. Now I'm thinking of just becoming a NEET.

This is a nightmare. When will I wake up?

A*A*C in maths, fmath and physics...

My physics place got declined.

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>>39124183
WELL DONE
Comp sci was it, or do I recall incorrectly?
>>39124479
Separate place
>tfw no 14 year old uniform qts

>>39124528
Why did you pick Bristol for your insurance rather than somewhere good?

>>39124478
I just asked if they wanted me to tell them my UMS scores like they said I should do in case I missed my offer, but they said it wouldn't be necessary. So that means I fucked up by entire grades, I'm not just a near miss.

Hold me

>>39124528
>didn't get into one of the best unis in the world
>nightmare
I mean it's a pretty standard day for most people, honestly.

>>39124508
Congrats on getting into Oxford anon, he may not be proud but I am.

>>39124528
Wil you be happy with NEET life? If you think it 'might' be bad, go for the uni, and take steps to becoming a normie on the outside. Will make life more enjoyable in terms of relationships with family anyway

>>39124558
I had it within touching distance. The chance of a lifetime. It's slipped through my fingers. I'm shaking

>>39124478

Go somewhere else or resit.

>>39124508
Proud of you mate, just got accepted into Southampton

>>39124576
don't stress it. Call the uni and request entry to the course. If you can do a good phone interview and justify your choice, they will offer you then and there

>>39124576
Don't worry, now you can make 30 minute videos on youtube about being a cambridge reject forever. You'll make bank!

>>39124589

CANTAB? Eh.

>>39124576
Sounds like you missed it by miles lad.

Anyway, who gives a fuck. Just go somewhere else and make sure you get a first. Will be better than getting a 2:1 from Cambridge.

I'm 20 years old and this is making me feel very old, but maybe that's because I've been a NEET doing nothing since 16

>>39124576
Lad chill out. I got turned down by Oxford and my career ended up fine.

I'd probably have ended up on a much more boring life path if I had gone to Oxford. Or in the very best case scenario I'd be in the same position I am in now.

>>39124395

kekekekekekekekekekekekek

What a bender

>>39124473
nice one lad

>>39124541
not so nice one lad

Still those grades are pretty damn good, I'd get physics remarked though.

>>39124640
Yeah, might do that, doubt it'll go up since it was close to a d.

What do I do, lads?

>>39124670
Maybe take a year out, retake physics OR don't retake anything and apply for a maths course instead.

>>39124689
Where'd you suggest applying? I like math but have no idea where's good.

>>39124670
Year out, work experience/ internship in the field (get started in this now) and re-take physics next year
It's what a friend did. Don t go and apply for something else if your heart isn't in it

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>>39124573
>Will you be happy with NEET life?
Maybe. It has actually appealed to me. I don't think I will ever, ever be able to become a normie.

I need to think. Please help me lads, I can't do it myself, I'm not thinking straight.

So, I've not met the grades for my firm choice. I have met the grades for my insurance. So the question is, should I actually go to my insurance?

First of all, I will of course send for remarks, and if the fucking lord has mercy on me they'll come back meeting the conditions of my firm and everything will be lovely and I won't want to kms anymore. But if not, what should I do?

My options are either be a NEET or go to insurance. I don't know what to do. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared of the debt, I'm scared going to uni, I'm scared I won't get a job. I'm scared.

Maybe I could defer for a year, give being a NEET a go but can still go to uni the next year if I want to. Is that a good idea, or a stupid one?

Tripping because I'll update later about what my grades actually were and what's happening. I needed A*AA

>>39124670

1. I hear there are some very nice former polytechnics

2. Back to school (or FE college) for a year.

3. Hello Sir, this is Anon from crappophone, How much are you paying monthly for you mobile contract?

>>39124706
I don't know, I go to Warwick which is one of the best for maths. If you want to apply to a top ten uni I'd suggest retaking physics though.

>>39124670
Do a maths course. Get a job in the city writing trading algorithms. Become a millionaire.

CCU

interesting.

>>39124724
Become a female (male).
My best advice.

>>39124802
Same grades as Jeremy Clarkson

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>>39124802
your type will be applying to take minimum wage jobs of me now

>>39124817
I doubt he was predicted A*AA

>>39124829
That will not be happening.

>>39124831
I'd have to question if your predictions were justified if those are the grades you got

>>39124829
go away you selfish little swine

>>39124724
What the fuck is with your spacing?

If kevs a terrible mistake has been made and when my remarks come back I'll actually get in to cambridge

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>failed most of my gcses years ago because of mental and physical health problems

>done nothing since, still in treatment

>see people here thinking their life is over because they didn't get into oxbridge

I don't think I've ever felt more pathetic.

I got a 6 grand pay rise yesterday. Finally broke the 40k barrier.

I'm making it

>>39124871
Well anon, I'm a wreck right now. I apologise for the reddit spacing

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>>39124886
At least he uses a trip so you can filter him

>>39124893
I wish I could hug you, originally

Morning lads, if you fail like me you could always be in a job you hate by the end of the year. What an honor. Good luck though.

>>39123494
Nice to see my shovel posting payed off.

>>39124880
What are your back up things? Most people that I know missed oxbridge went to durham and seem to have really liked it there.

>>39124903
That's funny because I wish I could stamp repeatedly on his head.

>>39124892
Nice one lad. What do you do and how old are you?

>>39124920
Don't be a bitter cunt

>>39124893

Oh boo fucking hoo

My diamond shoes are too small and my 50 pound notes don't fit in my wallet

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>Hi Anon,

>I'm afraid it was felt that the grades you achieved were unfortunately too far from the offer for us to be able to waive the conditions, even given the many unfortunate and undoubtedly difficult extenuating circumstances you have encountered.

>>39124602
Yep, sounds like I have missed it by miles. All I can do now is pray my remarks save me. That and work out whether I should go to my insurance or not

>>39124930

25 lad, work in marketing for a retailer.

>>39124920
Fuck off you bitter cunt, not his fault you've wasted your life

>>39124893
Why are you a wreck? I'm sure you have metric TONS of options.

Chin up, you little faggot.

>>39124943

I'd work on the basis your remarks aren't going to cut it.

>>39124920
Fuck off Ebin. Just because you fucked up your life, don't take it out on other people.

>just bought Sleeping Dogs for the 4th time

Most underrated game ever lads

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>>39124943
Just become my monster girl GF.

>>39124907
>What are your back up things?
Bristol. Actually got rejected by Durham

>>39124903
Thank you anon it means a lot. Unfortunately no one will hug or console me irl because I have no friends

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Can any school lads confirm or deny whether or not scenes like this are erupting across the country and not just a load of people stood around in grey rooms.

>>39124943
You'll be aight lad calm down. I wouldn't bother with remarks unless you're literally 1 or 2 marks off and just go to your insurance if it's a solid place. Everyone that I knew who went to oxbridge was a cunt anyway.

>>39124949
Good man. You must be good at your job to be on 40k at 25. Is that Marketing Manager level? What's the next step for you?

>>39124996

Jesus Christ, that bloke on the right in blue literally has no chin

>>39124978
>Bristol. Actually got rejected by Durham

Good around again.

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>>39124943
>us to be able to waive the conditions, even given the many unfortunate and undoubtedly difficult extenuating circumstances you have encountered
Wait, hold the fucking phone a second. You're telling me that if you give a good enough sob story they'll CHANGE THE FUCKING RULES so you can get in?

>>39124999
>You must be good at your job to be on 40k at 25

TFW you realise that it's actually not that remarkable these days.

>got rejected by fucking durham
>more concerned with the fact that he got rejected by cambridge

ayyyyyy

>>39125010
If by "sob story" you mean having a parent die, during exam season, then yes. They are very strict on what constitutes as extenuating circumstances.

>>39125014
In marketing it's quite impressive, considering most people start on 24k or less.

>>39121551
Summerfags leave

Anyone starting university here at 20 or maybe older?

I'm 20 and delayed everything a bit because I didn't know what I wanted to do, I feel a bit old now though.

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>tfw you did your A levels 6 years ago
>tfw didn't get into uni
>tfw people on /r9k/ going to top unis

>>39125035

I would not agree. It's upper percentile certainly but by no means unusual.

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>>39125029
Gimmie 30 quid and I'll run over your dog and your little sister so you can get in.

>>39125045

You're not. End of story.

>>39124999

Marketing account holder. Responsible for particular brands.

What about you lad?

>>39125045
One of my best mates at uni was 20 on his first year. He fit in well with the rest of us.

>>39125046

Just remember they're not posting any scans....

>>39125068

There were at least half a dozen pensioners on my BA and that's a long time ago, ages are much more mixed today.

Fuckin cut me nails yesterday and missed one. Now it looks like I've got a bit of a coke nail going on

>>39125045
>too old at 20

You aren't even considered a 'mature' student until after 21

>>39125057
Salaries must have gone up recently.
>>39125066
Advertising. Guys like you are my clients.

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Sussex poster again (guy who has no clearing). Got sent an offer for foundation course which needs BCC-CCC. Same course, but with a year to get used to the uni and the subject.
FUCKING SAVED!

>>39125085
What age are you considered an adult? 16? 17? 18? 21?

>>39125089
Mate, congratulations and all that, but what the fuck is the point in studying psychology?

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>could tell parents didn't believe I could get into my top choice
>fucking got in
time to ruin my life with my meme degree

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>>39125089
Well done mate, I'm very happy for you!

>>39125019
>>got rejected by fucking durham
>>more concerned with the fact that he got rejected by cambridge

Not sure If have put it quite like that, but anon has a point here.

>>39125099
18, you fucking idiot.

originatgfastgaal

>wake up at 2AM
>sit at the pc till 5AM while eating a snickers in between
>at 5:30AM i make myself "breakfest" that would count as dinner
>after the "breakfest" at 5:50 im still bored (?) or hungry to make myself 2 peanutbutter sandiwches and cut the box in half to get the rest of the peanut butter
>around 6:10AM i feel disgusted with myself and my belly grew in size
>put a finger in my throat and force vomit
>you can tell that i became good at it since i feel the "bubbles" at the back of my tongue when i touch it with my finger
>vomit the sandwiches and half digested "breakfest" out
>need to get rid of the evidence so my mom doesnt see what im doing and take out the garbage and on the way buy myself a 7up and mountain dew
>drinking mountain dew now that hurts my sore throat

and you think its easy when you are mentally sicck

>>39125107
>time to ruin my life with my meme degree

If it's English related I have some bad news.

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Who else here /triggered/?

I can't stop thinking about how wrong my life has gone haha

Makes it worse that I have the dentist today too.

>>39125113
I heard they reject applicants who get an offer from Oxbridge because they know they're gonna get turned down in favour of Oxbridge anyway. Probably just a rumour though

>>39125125
I thought you studied Baking at uni Tilde.

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>>39125122
computer games design

>>39125125
I'm past caring desu.

It was destined to go wrong.

>>39125131
Na I know a few people who had Cambridge as 1 then went to Durham.

>>39125119
>mom
>garbage
>mountain dew
lost are we?

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>all these failures
Fucking howling lads. Always nice to see some late teens/early twenties cunt getting devastated.

>>39125102

The extremely wide range of careers in a burgeoning sector that are available to psych grads would, prima facia, appear to be something of an incentive.

>>39124978
You should go to Bristol, getting in to Cambridge doesn't mean your life is set. A degree at another university where you've networked and done work experience/internships is more valuable than just going to cambridge.

>going to uni for anything other than medicine

>>39125061
>>39125068
>>39125085

I suppose what has bothered me is the amount of time I've sat around doing nothing, but at the same time maybe it was wise to have a proper think about what I wanted to study and not pick a meme degree? I mean, people sometimes have gap years or re-take their a levels, I'm sure I wouldn't be the only 20 something right?

This has been bothering me, it may sound really silly and I apologise if so. Its just that I was absolutely clueless about what I wanted to do and didn't want to waste all that time and money on something shit.

Can someone drill it into me that I'm being stupid and getting worked up over nothing I'm an immature retard.

>>39125162
>filename
Almost an actual laugh out of me for that one lad.

>>39125131
>I heard they reject applicants who get an offer from Oxbridge because they know they're gonna get turned down in favour of Oxbridge anyway. Probably just a rumour though

If that were true they'd be rejected ting s metric fuck ton of people with better than required grades.

Look, I take on board your circumstances, but you've patently fallen short if your aims by a very wide margin. Look at your resit options.

>>39125163
Yeah? Like what? Excuse my ignorance mate. When I was leaving school it was generally regarded as one of the most useless things you could study.

>>39125167
>A degree at another university where you've networked and done work experience/internships is more valuable than just going to cambridge.

Muh. That really depends.

>>39124886
me too, i didn't give a shit, i never revised and was half asleep during the tests. i got mostly Cs

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What would you guys do again if you could redo the past two years? How would you better prepare yourself to get into Uni? asking for a friend.

Can't say I could ever be arsed going to uni. The only things that interest me are meme degrees so it's not worth the time and money.

Sister didn't get into her uni, she needed AAB and got ACC

I mean she didn't try very hard so she should've expected this

>>39125195

You left school in the 1920s?

>>39124996
i never went to school on results day. i was sat at home playing ps3 and my mum picked them up

>meme degrees

Like what? The whole idea of meme degrees is itself a meme.

>>39125225
You're so mean tilde

>>39125219
>meme degrees

What the living fuck is a "meme degree"?

What happens to the 60% of young people who choose not to go to uni?

>>39125214
Take a bunch of piss easy subjects like business, turns out most unis don't give a fuck what you take, just that you get good grades.

>>39125233
Y'now like fuckin media studies, graphic design or some shit.

>>39125226
Wow you're really getting defensive about your meme degree.

>>39125231
I'm not tilde. I posted about my sister panicking about exams like yesterday

>>39125234

They give you fries with that. Except the ones in the blue shirts who have firsts in hospitality.

>>39125234
They come to /britfeel/

>>39125234
Come to /britfeel/ and wait for the young summercunts to fuck off and stop posting about A levels

>>39125240
>Graphic design

I wouldn't say graphic design is a meme degree because you can actually get a job as a graphic designer.

Meme degrees are degrees where there isn't a career path afterwards.

>>39125246
Show sister pls crying is a turn on

>>39125234
Is this an exam? Already failed those once. Personally I got one of them apprenticeship things.

>>39125184
You're being an absolute retard. For one, not everyone is going to be 18 and even if they were you're 20, there is basically no difference between you and them. You still being so immature about this is proof.

>>39125240

As the UK has an extremely large and relatively well paid arts and media sector those are two popular and competitive degree choices.

But in what sense are they "meme"?
Do you perhaps need to consult a dictionary?

who /alcoholic/ here?
i need a drink so fucking bad lads

>>39125184
you're spot on with taking time to figure it out. tons of kids are rushed into uni without thinking about it properly, choosing meme degrees and dropping out. i still want to go to uni and i'm 25. but yeah stop being a fanny, you'll make friends and do well because you are (hopefully) more mature. you're not going to stand out just because you're 20, and you don't have to socialise with just 20 year olds.

>>39125269
Fair enough. I just said the first arty one I thought of but seems like a bad choice in hindsight.

>>39125243

I'll guess you didn't graduate in English either?

>>39125135
No, I did a meme degree and dropped out

>>39125231
My fat sister didn't even apply. She doesn't even have GCSE maths or English despite having opportunities to get them for free. She didn't even go to the exams. Seeing people waste opportunities other people would kill for is frustrating desu

>>39125234
J-just the one sausage roll today is it anon?

>>39125299
>a meme degree

Oh don't you fucking start.

>tfw you realise ebin was the one posting about wanting to dress up tilde as my waifu and letting me have my way with her
haha what a wierdo
totally up for it if she looks even vaguely similar, does she?

>>39125296
>Trying to correct my English because you're a failure with a pointless degree

Desperate and sad.

>>39125290
Borderline, I guess.

I haven't drank since last Thursday. The only thing stopping me from drinking is being too tired for the past few days to go and buy alcohol though I think.

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post your face when after everything, you realise you aren't ebin

>>39125285
>an extremely large and relatively well paid arts and media sector

Yeah, but you can't get into those jobs with just a degree. It's harder than that. You need connections and/or to do a load of unpaid internships.

>>39125320

I'm not a psych grad and there's no need to be defensive, you made a silly post. It happens.

>>39125210
i never revised for any exams. i figured if the info i needed wasn't already in my brain, i wasnt smart enough to pass.

I sort of want to get back into education.

There's a bit of a problem though.

When I did my GCSE's years ago (these are my only qualifications currently) I never ever revised, I just sailed through school playing video games without thinking about my future like a retard. As a result when I did my exams I didn't do very well, I did however get a bunch of C's and its enough for me to enter further education.

The problem is, if I've never revised or studied before, how do I know what my potential is? Is getting a C with no revision about right for GCSE? Would it have been higher with several hours of study a day and actually caring?

>>39125243
literally nothing wrong with this sentence. other guy is being a div

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Going to uni at 25 for English and Philosophy. Berate me on my silly decision.

>>39125335
>ou need connections and/or to do a load of unpaid internships.

Wouldn't argue, except to add that you also need the degree.

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>Malala gets into Oxford on taxes

>>39125337
I'm a neutral observer mate, have you seen the statistics for psychology graduate employment? You're making an arse of yourself.

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>>39125319
she never sent me a picture of her in a good setting

>>39125333
>mfw I AM ebin

>>39125367
Graphic design yeah. But you don't need a media studies degree to work in the media. Most of the people I know who work in the media studied something totally different.

>>39125357
There is no hard rule really. It's down to the individual. I never studied for GCSE's and got A's, B's and C's. Got all C's at A level without revision.

If you're a bit older, and ready to take academics seriously, you can probably do better. Some people can do nothing/little and coast, some can't.

>>39125285
I'm not trying to insult anyone it's just not something I'd personally be willing to spend all the time and money on

>>39125357
Of course mate definitely, revise and you'll get As and Bs no problem. But revise well and persevere

>>39125368
finally tried your nail polish tilde?

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Reminder for you young guys that life only gets worse once you leave education, so enjoy uni while you're there.

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Going to collect my results now. I'm feeling a bit calmer now. Thank you for all your advice.

>>39125449
I wish you the best and hope you feel better, I hate seeing people in a panic

>>39125449
Good luck. I have to wait until 11 before my sixth form has results ready to collect

>>39125277
>>39125291

I appreciate the responses.

I suppose I just wanted to hear what other people thought about it. I tend to get worked up over what is usually nothing.

>>39125449
It's not as big a deal as you think mate. With a bit of time and perspective you'll see that.

All this exam talk has got me thinking about how I really messed up my education.

I was so mentally fucked at the time that I never even found out my A-Level results. Literally don't even know what I got.

Is 26 too old to retake Alevels? Would I have to sit in a class of 17year olds or are there other options? I think education might be my only option that's not suicide.

>>39125487
>Is 26 too old to retake Alevels?
I remember seeing a middle-aged man taking maths GCSE in our exam hall. So no, it's not too old.

>>39125380

Is it essential? Certainly not.

But it's an excellent choice at bachelors if you see your future in arts/media.

My 10g of haze arrived already. Next day delivery, fucking hell, you don't even get that on Amazon most of the time. God bless the darknet.

>>39125526
How much did you pay and can you talk me through the steps of buying some pleass

>>39125526

But can you get an a-level in it?

>>39125430
>been in this shit office job since 17
>only 20 now
I refuse to believe I'm meant to do this shit until I'm 70+. I'm gonna have to change something eventually.

>>39125449
You dodged a bullet, senpai. Not only are the students and staff at Cambridge insufferable, their timetable + all the additional things they want you to do take up more of your time than a full time job.

>>39125526
Amnesia? Smoking the exact same stuff if it is!

How you smoking? I've been vaping for a while but got a real hankering for a spliff, gonna go buy some fags and riz after my coffee.

>>39125509
I disagree. If you want to get into TV, for example, the best thing to do is just get runners jobs on productions and work your way up. You'll have to do that after uni anyway, so why waste the 3 years?

If you want to be a journalist, you're far better off studying journalism.

I can't think of a single job where studying media studies would be the best choice. Can you?

>>39125526

waiting on my 14g pollen, gonna cook up some edibles and travel through time

the darknet is great when you find the right vendor

>>39125532
It was 100 plus 3.50 for shipping.

Here are the steps.

>Download Tor Browser from the Tor Project website
>Download PGP software. I use GPG Suite for Mac, you'll need something different for windows.
>Go to Reddit.com/r/darknetmarkets and go to the market superlist, get the URL for Dream Market.
>Open your Tor Browser. Put in the URL for Dream Market. Sign up and then find something you want to buy.
>Go to Local Bitcoins. Find a guy selling Bitcoins who accepts bank transfers.
>Transfer him the money.
>Once he's unlocked the Bitcoins, send them to your Dream Market account
>Take the Vendor's public PGP key, import it into your PGP software, and then encrypt your address.
>Order what you want, send the vendor your encrypted address.

>>39125533
With the amount I smoked as a teenager, if you could get that, I'd have an A*.

>>39125547
It's actually S5 Haze. I'd never heard of it before and there's not much information about it online, but it's fucking great. Big fan of Amnesia too though. Usually smoke it though a pipe, sometimes roll a spliff if I've got company over. Never really liked a vape but maybe I've never had a good one. Heard some good things about the expensive ones. Which one do you have?

>>39125559

As the best choice for a particular career path?
Umm I probably can't, no.

But that doesn't mean that it's not a useful degree. It opens up production work, advertising, copywriting, event management, research in various genres and, (I'm told) ergonomic interface design. None of them perhaps ideally but to a greater degree than say, a humanities degree which would also be applicable for some of the above.

It's a typical man in the pub target for derision but is realistically a more "useful" degree choice than many more publicly accepted schools. We do not live in the society that a lot of people think we do.

>>39125613
Ah never heard of S5, sure you can't go wrong with any variant though.

I've got an Arizer Solo, with an "aftermarket" stem, pulls great, tastes nice, definitely recommend, but I paid 50quid less than retail so mayyybe wouldn't have paid retail. Infinitely better than a magic flight box or whatever.

I've got a budbomb pipe somewhere too, bought it and never used it for some reason.

>>39125667
>advertising, copywriting,

Not arguing with the rest of what you're saying, because I honestly don't know, but I haven't met a single soul in the advertising industry who studied media studies. Obviously I haven't met everyone but it's definitely not a common way into the industry.

>>39125723

Have you met the Mrs? Not even joking, although she was really not long in the industry.

>>39125699
Yeah S5 the business. Not too strong or mindbending. Just really clean, energetic and pleasant. You don't hear about it much because it's clone only.

If I could find a vape like that for 50 quid off I'd probably pick it up myself.

I just usually go for a cheap pipe. I hate cleaning the fucking things so I'll just buy one for a tenner and then chuck it after a few months.

>>39125756
Where did she work?

any you fags going to edinburgh

>>39125780

I honestly don't know other than it was Dublin and I only know that because he pointed her old office out when we were there. Before my time :)

>>39125537
>70+
>implying you are going to be able to retire

Retirement age just keeps rising

>>39125794
Load of my mates are there for my friend's play. My acne's giving me anxiety too badly to go with.

>>39125794
Not for uni but it's a very nice place. If I was to go to uni I'd think about there.

>>39125820
I was being optimistic for once in my life.

>>39125811
Only know one girl who worked in Dublin and she's still working in the industry, so probably haven't met her.

how do you think youll remember your time spent on /britfeel/ 10 years from now?

>>39125887

>Implying we won't still be here then

>>39125844

I dunno how much of the thread you saw last night, but me and Ebin are planning to go to a casino in Scarborough sometime in September

>>39125981
That sounds like a good night. Where's the nearest big airport to Scarborough?

>>39126010

Leeds Probably, unfortunately quite far

>>39125887
You can leave /britfeel/ but /britfeel/ can never leave you.

6 MINS UNTIL LITTLE BRO GETS HIS AS RESULTS

>>39126025
Could of sworn I had to get up at 8am to be told I failed. Why is it so late?

>B D E
Good to know I've fucked my life, what's next should I try resit or gap year

putting up some new shelves. who here /handy/?

at uni can i just constantly bug tutors for help?

i'm relatively smart but i'm shit at padding essays

>>39126033
Most of his mates at another college are 6 am. His sixth form wants people to be awake so that they can go in in person for photos, I suppose.

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Why are there so many fucking underage normie shitters on /britfeel/?

>bloo bloo bloo I didn't get into oxford now I have to be a fucking neet

Where do you think you are?