/britfeel/

>>39131133
What is there to get excited about?

time to get excited for another weekend of lying in bed staring at the wall.

ah yes.

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Third for waifus lads haha

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>>39131133
>It's nearly Friday lads, time to get excited edition
Every day is the same when you're a NEET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0LeL9BUPtA

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>>39131167
It seems that wagies look forward to their rationed 48 hours of "freedom" from wageslavery.

Meeting in Spoons in Piccadilly garden's, Manchester.

Tomorrow evening lads

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>>39131133
Any vapers here, what brands do you recommend? Sick of buying the same brand over and over, but not sure what else to try because a lot online look cheap and dodgy.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-40954619

i hate these people

ugly faggots

>>39131173
Why do waifus look very young?

Also for years I've wondered this with anime.

>>39131191
Would rather not get stabbed and/or raped by a gang of pakis thank you very much

>>39131214
>waifus look young.
Nonces lad.

>>39131133
>It's nearly Friday lads, time to get excited edition
oh great a fucking normie with friends made the thread

Theres a bloke on pointless with a robot voice lads

>>39131233
It's not just normies who enjoy the weekend

>>39131214
Because they are young. Most waifus are about 13, these people are sick

>>39131238
name 5 reasons a robot would enjoy the weekend

>>39131243
No

etc.etc.etc.

i'd rather go back work to be frank

>>39131133
Lads, ebin is posting outside the thread again
>>39130996

>>39131249
1 reason then mate

>>39131236
As in he sounds like one of us or Stephen Hawking robot voice?

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>>39131214
To be fair she is pretty young.
I think shes quite cute though
Found out waifu is basically significant other tier but I guess I'm in too deep to back out now lads haha
Overall I guess japan sort of have a thing for making characters cute and youthful. There's so many high school oriented animes out there or similar that I'm pretty sure trying to catalog them all would require a team of 100 and take 80 years slight exaggeration

>>39131191
Any handsome men who want their penis sucked going to be there?

>>39131191
If I was Manchester I actually would have gone and had a nice pint of fosters with you lad, shame that

Just been an attack in Barcelona, very sad

>>39131304
#PrayForBarcelona

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What's happening in Barcelona is part and parcel of living in a big city

>>39131167
My wedding to my waifu. Might even put you lads on the guest list.

>>39131285
Yeah sure.

If you're not a trap then suck my dick.

>>39131222

shame, because watching that would be fun.

looking for anime with no under 15y/os as main characters revolving around their personalities or around technology or neet lifestyle

>>39131280
Nah, stephen hawking voice. He's like the little hunter guy from south park.

>>39131185
You're going to struggle with SoL then desu. Still, here are a few options that I can think of:

>Usagi Drop
>Gintama (sort of)
>Strongest Man Kurosawa (though this is a manga)

Like I said, a little bit thin on the ground.

>>39131240
That's fucking disgusting.

What kind of bloke would happily do that.

But like you said they're sick in the head.

>>39131304
>>39131316
>>39131312
NOT ALL MUSLIMS
MOST ARE PEACE LOVING PEOPLE, WE NEED TO MAKE THEM FEEL SAFE AND WELCOME

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>Las RAMblas district
MEANT TO BE
>>39131173
Posted

>>39131323
It's usually people wanting a trap to suck their dick

>>39131304
Adding a facebook filter as we speak

>>39131281
I find it disturbingly strange how you find her cute/attractive.

>>39131327
More revolving around the plot but Steins;Gate is a good shout. Over 15s, focus on technology and there's a fat NEET who talks about 'chan'

>>39131353
>that jew nose
>those elf ears
>no soul
>shit actor

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>>39131353
Sophie is probably the best 3D waifu 2bh
>>39131367
How could you not find that little face adorable
Look at her good and proper anon and try tell me you wouldn't want to just pinch her little cheeks and keep her safe

>>39131362
I'm straight pal.

Traps are gay.

>>39131365
this is too true though, everyone does shit for their ego

anybody want anything from Tesco? Nipping there in a bit to check the reduced section

>>39131327
Hellsing Ultimate

My favorite when I was younger.

>>39131415
Can of monster lad feeling a bit tired

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hmmm, people at work have stopped talking to me for seemingly no reason.
the only thing I can think of is I might have done something on the work night out but I have no memory of doing anything. Don't want to ask just in case I did something really bad, but if I don't address it they will think I know what I did.

I'm in a knot here lads

>>39131398
But you're talking to a guy?

>>39131385
>that blind poster
>I'm an elf too, we shan't be mixing with your kind
>not a natural ginger you casual fan
>good actress
>>39131390
you're my favourite poster tbqh
>>39131415
See if any gfs are still on the shelves, would you?

>>39131390
You sound like a bit of a creep lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5GTWnzyMXQ

tomska has really let himself go

>>39131435

Is there a period of the evening that you cannot remember?

>>39131455
Who wrote this utter wank

>>39131456
most of it, and no photos of me were taken. that I know of at any rate.

>>39131455
who the fuck is tomska

Why do people insist they can't remember anything after drinking?
I've got absolutely shit-faced but never had any memory loss what so ever.

>>39131474
a fat man at the end of his rope

>>39131477

You're fucked then, you've been a twat.

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>>39131451
Quite the complement thanks lad haha
>>39131452
pls stop bullying me pls :((((((((((((((((((((((
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>39131492

Then you've never really been shit faced anon.

>>39131452
>not wanting to protect an treasure a qt
Fucking wierdo

>>39131488
a brit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veGnvOmOZMY

>>39131492
There's a thing called being black out drunk. You haven't reached that stage yet

>>39131513
>>39131521
I guess the Alcoholism Genes in my Blood must repress this level of Drunkenness.
Must be why i shifted to Weed and Psyches, Drinking is boring af, and it makes it hard when 90% of socializing is done over drinks. Shit is weak and i hardly feel affected from it.

As i said. Must be that Alcoholism Genes.

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>>39131517
>>39131390
>>39131353
How can she be this pure waifu if she's had her face drenched in cum

>>39131500
yea, I'm probably going to need to wait a few days before they get confident enough to get snarky or catch them talking behind my back if I want to find out what I did.

>>39131492
I used to think that too, just people making excuses for themself. Now I know better.

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>>39131556
You stop this behaviour at once anon
NO LEWDING or DEFILING THE WAIFUS
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

>>39131582
All waifus deserve to be defiled. I'd go for yours too but she's a bit too young for me unfortunately

>>39131551
>As i said. Must be that Alcoholism Genes.

Both my parents were from NI lad so... Nah.

It's just a case of you not having had enough to drink. Which is grand if it's not your thing.

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Saw this.

Kek'd hard.

>>39131133
Been on holiday in Greece with little Internet, just got back. What are the 1st and 3rd Windows, and why the fuck did Ebin get his own one?

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Who /skinnyfat/ here?
asfg

>>39131610
But it's like. I've drank a whole fuck lot. Eh. I guess It's good my body can't consume enough to get to that point, i do like having some what of a functioning internal-organ system.

>>39131612

If you're going to go gadding about on the mainland lad, you can work these things out for yourself. Jammy sod.

Does anyone else like smoking/drinking coffee on the toilet?

>>39131622
No, thank god. Absolute worst body type only behind obese

>>39131627
Was on an island actually and the Internet is shite. Not as bad as no toilet tissue allowed to be flushed though.

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>>39131611
Look.
I love Transsexual Women, and Traps and all that good shit.
BUT.
HOW CAN PEOPLE REALLY TRICK THEMSELVES INTO THINKING THIS?!?!
She literally looks like Skeletors Advisor on how to smoke Crack properly.

Pictured, an attractive tranny.

>>39131556
DELETE THIS YOU DEGENERATE

>>39131626

It can actually be a bad sign because it should be happening.

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I bid you goodnight.

I'm rather hesitant in waking up late in the evening as I'm quite nervous about occupying the house by myself.

My family didn't want me to come with them on holiday and they won't return for several weeks, managing the household by myself will be a first.

>>39131556
>the dicklet shows his face

What is Crumpet's end game?

>>39131653
What would you expect when a 60 year old man decides to turn into a tranny? Also even your pic only looks decent caked in make up and with dyed hair(wig?)

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>doctor said I'm low test

Nearly laughed haha. What are you up to tonight then boys? Might play Tekken desu

>>39131228
Hey don't lump us all together! My waifu is 22!

>>39131582
It's a pretty fun gimmick tbqh

>>39131675
Goodnight Crumpet. Before you go just tell us one thing, have you ever gambled on a fart and lost?

>>39131639
No but i had a flat mate who sat on the bog for an hour at a time whilst smoking.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLOJR9mgr-g

>tfw i am the only one here who lifts

Fucked up a massive opportunity at work

There was a full time vacancy to work on email but I didn't apply
I was scared of an interview, bring rejected, competition and being thought not worthy enough to apply

But this was wrong, the vacancy was probably created for me since my email stats are the best
The deadline was extended a day for me
My manager pulled me to one side and told me to apply
Said I could even get off the phones and use work time to put in the application

Turns out he got his dates wrong, the vacancy closed yesterday, I didn't apply
And now someone inferior will get the job while I wallow

I got offered a new start in life lads.

A company ia offering me a job in Thailand with a feee relocation package.

I just got divorcedlads.
Im tempted so sod it all and bang chicks get a Thai wife and drink myself into a coma at weekends in Bangkok.

>>39131451
remember that picture of her face covered in some anons cum

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>>39131692
It's a dye job.
And yea i don't expect anything better from a 60 year old man transitioning, but i do expect people to not lie to themselves and everyone else about how they look.

And "Only looks good caked up" could be said for 90% of cis-women anyways.

>>39131715
Sorry for spelling mistakes.
It's been a long day lads.

>>39131626
depends what you are drinking. The whole "X drink make me do Y" thing is bullshit but your body will only consume so much before it starts rejecting it. ie if you drink nothing but strait vodka you'll feel like shit very quickly and your body will stop processing the alcohol. 15% is the golden amount hence middle aged woman drink nothing but wine. Also fruity cocktails are in that range and taste like juice so are easy to drink pallet wise as well.

>>39131714
i am very glad you lost this opportunity.

fuck affirmative action you paki tranny

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>>39131707
I lif too brah. Skipped my workout today though, it's like I don't even want to make it

How long you been lifting?

>>39131730
She's also obviously had facial surgery though

Since she's forked out for tits

>>39131622
Yes, my whole life even though I eat fuck all

hate myself

>>39131695
>It's a pretty fun gimmick tbqh
I'd be happy to do it to your waifu too Tilde
or your face

>>39131737
I drink Bitters (Hobgoblin and other Wychwoods) when i drink. So i don't think the % alcohol is the issue.
>>39131747
Well yea. I'm just saying. not all of them are ugly. even after massive changes. Fake or Not. Pretty is Pretty.

I'm just trying to get my head around how people can actually believe that Mr(s) jenner looks 22.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ir1IbF05h6

>>39131776
You think people actually believe that shit? It's all virtue signalling, pushed by the media blathering on about how 'brave' he is.

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here is a person I found on twitter

>>39131784
Your voice reminds me of john martyn

>>39131820
Probably posts on britfeel tbqh

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>>39131793
I guess i'll just forever never ever understand how people can virtue signal like this, and lie, and just become brainwashed to this degree.

IT's like people have no self-respect anymore.

>>39131776
bitter is like 5% that is too slow, you need to drink a lot and fast. A pint of poof juice is 3x the abv and 2x as easy to drink.

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I am currently very angery. Just thought you lads would like to know.

>>39131715
Good luck lad. Sounds like a plan

>>39131742
2 years

oregano originalo

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I just saw my old friend from school got his first proper girlfriend. We used to be proper autistic back at school and did different stuff at different colleges when we left. He has pretty much become 100% normal, tons of friends, a babe and a huge social life. I've stayed the same but now I don't even have him as a proper friend, not seen him in probably a year now.

And you know what? I'm actually really happy for him.If he stayed the way he was he'd fall down the pit of shit(rhymes and I have no other words). Good on him...

>>39131820
>pseudo intellectual
>read 'if i get exposed for being an idiot this is my damage control'

>>39131695
Played a bit earlier today with me old son King. Got a gold in a tournament in a close one against a decent Paul, lost out on another occasion to a Marauder Law. Find Law a bit annoying desu

>>39131879
I'm not going to try this though.
But thanks for giving me the reasons.
Drinking is the least fun i can think of anyway.

>>39131312
>>39131316
NOT ALL PARCELS!!!

>>39131675
You softlad waifuposters wouldn't survive a minute on the streets. Oxford, cambridge? Nah mate, I've been to the university of life. If you try to start shit with me I'll destroy you. Man to man, skin on skin, to the death. Watch what you're chatting on you'll be getting a smacking.

I saw a girl I went to school with, said hello, she said hello back.

then I remembered I couldn't take it further cos im a neet so I just said bye.

is there a website specifically for searching for pictures of my waifu?

>>39131887
what's making you angery lad?

>>39131942
>only one death
Nothing to see here, this is just the same thing those alt-right nazis did in Charlottesville

>>39131714
Good, finally justice is happening to you, paki rat sex offender cunt. Glad your life will always be shit, you deserve it.

>>39132024
yea it's called pedos.com

Shaved off my neckbeard lads.

I look so much better.

You should do the same.

>>39132024
Who is she famalam

I'm going to my room now to try on the women's jeans I bought

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>>39131304
Just went on /pol/ and it's quite embarrassing. It's like they want people to die for their amusement. Just being edgy for the sake of being edgy

>>39131768
You should do it for all the waifus desu. N-not my face though haha

>>39131935
I hate Law. I find it very hard to do anything once he gets momentum

>>39132024
Gelbooru or pixiv desu

>>39131983
What if i'm a waifu guy who also grew up in the streets? never going to any uni, smacking soft cunts and becoming allied with the hard cunts. playing myself smart like?

>>39132071
excuse you

im a hairless trap

>>39132133
Fought a Dragunov earlier. If he got one hit in, he was able to extend it to just over 50% health. So basically he just had to get two hits in and be guaranteed a win. Not much fun desu.

>>39132071

I keep mine rather neat though

>>39132131
Post pics you faggot


Original paki

>>39132133
Nothing more cancerous than checking /pol/ or tumblr/reddit right after one of these attacks

>>39132170
Why? It's entertaining

>>39132071
I look fat without my facial fuzz

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>>39131695
>>39132133
>It's a pretty fun gimmick tbqh
>You should do it for all the waifus desu.
Not mine pls lad haha
You wouldn't jack it to a 12/13 year old would you lad?
I hope not

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ex4l0JtneB

>>39132261

Good voice, faggoted lyrics. OUT

>>39132151
You don't see many Dragunovs tbqh. Never had issues against him before. I think Nina can be tough to play against because she has some nice lows

>>39132170
It's pretty good for updates on the situation, I will give /pol/ that. But I saw a thread about some stolen weapons from Portugal that "might be used in Spain." Really can't tell what's satire or not anymore

>>39132231
Don't worry, I am not a nonce

Posting this audio file of me doing a shit for the Britfeel boys in case anyone missed it earlier.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0wFStJFDSFd

>>39132231
Already addressed that concern here desu >>39131594 don't worry. 16 or over for me

>>39132302
I keep thinking about training with Nina. She has throw chains, which as a King player I have a soft spot for, some decent counter hit grapples iirc, and good lows rather than King's very limited arsenal. Looks complex though.

>>39132317
Fucking brilliant lad, wouldn't have wanted to miss this, thanks for posting it again.

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Sad, rainy feels this evening lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgcIdlO0V9o

>>39132317
Haha wow, fucking bravo! More of this please!

>>39132317
fucking cracking lad, makes me smile

>>39132317
Enjoyed this earlier but happy to hear it again

>>39132339
>>39132363
>>39132372
>>39132380
Thank you lads. I think I'm going to record every shit I do and put it on here.

>>39132400
I'd really appreciate it if you did that lad.

>>39132317
Is this real? The noise doesn't really sound much like a shit going into a toilet.

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posting tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ScviVgiI6o

>intelligent and thoughtful post: 0 (You)s
>vocaroo of someone shitting: 5 (You)s, love and adulation
I'm fed up of living in this world

>>39132452
It wasn't into the toilet lad. I was squatting over a bucket full of water, so that I could record it on my computer. Can't really take my computer into the toilet so this was the best move.

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Some cunts on /r9k/ are badmouthing /ourship/

>>39132445

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>>39132302
>>39132320
Happy this is resolved lads haha

Trying some of that Bachelors pasta stuff though lads
Quite weird, it doesn't taste as nice as the recipe from years ago

>>39132161
Weekend, I'll have the house to myself then and can use the full length mirror

>>39132465
no one will respond if they agree with you. post the opposite of what you think or post what you think in away that implies other people disagree with it. Surly you retards have work this out by now?

>>39132472
Ah that makes sense. Sounds like a big healthy log lad!

>>39132536
It was mate. It was very thick, dense and dark. I I've been eating a lot of leafy green vegetables and other fibers so I got a good smooth thick pipe.

>>39132486
>tweedy numale
Kek, that's the last way I'd describe him. He looked like a hard cunt, played rugby in school too

>>39132317

britfeel has hit a new low

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0AVe4MwOawx

hate weekends, i work retail in a fast paced shop full of needy 'serve me only and do my every bidding and maybe order some really specific stock in just for me' fucks

agh lads i might end up quitting if this insanity keeps up

>>39132605
Maplin?

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>>39132525
I'd rather be honest than bait my britfeel friends.

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Cut a potato with a shovel

>>39132605
its too small (independent business) and well known, don't wanna dox myself

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>>39132679
agh meant for >>39132615

i'm too tired lad

>>39132679
>>39132691
retail is death, get new skills and a new job.

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Lads anxiety is through the roof, need to get a job by the end of the month. haven't even got my CV made

got three litres of beer lads, should i drink it all tonight or save some for tomorrow too

The jeans fit!!!!!!!

I'm a size 12 (bit taller than most women)

Need to buy more from Primark, I guess skinny jeans in light blue and black? Currently got navy and grey

Tops are the next challenge, I have long arms

Treating myself to pancakes

>>39132739

You're old news, take it to /brit/

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I'm only attracted to posh girls but posh girls are repulsed by my poorness. how do I break this vicious cycle?

>>39132791
If you manage to get talking to them in the pub and keep feeding them drinks they'll eventually have at your cock.

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these fuckers are so damn nice
can't help but eat a box at a time

>>39132800
Fuck off you creepy rapist. Yea why don't we just throw consent/rape laws out the window while we're at it

considering having a go and watching mlp lads, any of yous seen it?

>inb4 hurr autism xddddddd
no bully fun things are fun

>>39132800
none of my friends go to the same places as posh people though and I can't go my self.

>>39132819
It isn't rape if we're both leathered.

>>39132317
More shitfeel pls lad

>>39132804
Dip them in tea desu, they're lush

>>39132824
i've seen the odd one. its ok, couldnt watch a whole season though.

might buy a box of milk tray all to myself

>>39132836
>keep feeding them drinks
If you intentionally go out with the plan to get them drunk then it's rape, I don't care how you spin it. Also women get drunk a lot easier than men do

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>>39131173
I decided to get a vinyl of my waifu for my lappy. I thought it would look shit but it's actually quite decent.

>>39132869
Only did it once and it wasn't intentional. Just sort of happened. Plus she came on to me.

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>>39132460
posting too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0TlQ-tg-EE

Perfection

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qil7xY_-4ys

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Ni Hao Tongzhimen

>>39132888
don't listen to him lad he sounds like a sensitive soul there's nothing wrong with a few drunken shags

>>39132981
I was being honest. When I get to a certain level of drunk I just start buying every round. That must've had some sort of appeal.

>>39132913
This is the schizo right? What's the deal with her
It doesn't even feel like I'm the same species with this person

>>39132981
>there's nothing wrong with a few drunken shags
Only if you're just as drunk as the girl is and neither of you can consent. If not then it's literally rape
t. law student

>>39132302
>Don't worry, I am not a nonce
keep telling yourself that lad

>>39133021
what did you think he was talking about?

>>39132460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMBjKDSznuM

who /shoegaze/ here?

>All actress and actor discussion should pertain directly to their roles and careers.
/tv/ mods are fucking faggots

>>39133185
I and about 20 other people got a warning the other night for "being obsessed with reddit"

I didn't even post anything about Reddit

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>>39133173
Yea but never really got into MBV
>tfw no shoegaze qt gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YINXn3z9HT4

Parents are insufferable 3rd world cunts who spend their entire time in the kitchen badmouthing other people and myself

>>39133218
Stop talking about reddit mate you sound obsessed

might buy a walnut whip before they get BREXIT'd

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anyone else getting drunk on this fine thursday night?
its raining really heavily and it is extremely comfy desu

>>39133341
looks like Marilyn manson trying to look like dana scully

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>>39131214
Mines in her late 20s.

>>39133388
yep, every night.

>>39132931

B-but I'm straight, Xi

>>39133388
Wish I was senpai. Enjoying that comfy rain atleast.

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>>39133425
>yep, every night.
iktf lad

>>39133021
I know what your saying lad I just thought you were being a bit precious as the other anon was just having a bit of bants

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>>39133398
Gillian Anderson is a babe but that doesn't sound like a compliment desu...pls take it back

Bit of nellers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOL7aeIDruA

>>39133388
>>39133425
What's your poison of choice lads? Might go out and get some myself tonight. Need something to curb the anxiety

>>39133612
She was fit as fuck and I liked her music quite a lot.

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Hows the weather out there britanons?

How are you getting comfy tonight?

>>39133631

Just went to the tip

Was a brilliant evening for a short drive in the country

I hope they are going to rename big ben to "Massive Mohammed"

>>39131133
First day of new job tomorrow after almost a year unemployed. Nervous as fuck as I've forgotten how to interact with human beings, especially normies. At least comeback August is on I guess.

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who else /testcricket/ here?

>>39133669
It's in London, they can call it whatever they want, shit is shit.

>>39133669
why would they rename it to anything?

>>39133631
nice memepad

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>>39133631
>file name says 19:06
>laptop clock says 22:30

>>39133619
budweiser because you can get loads of it for cheap and its pretty easy to drink in excess

>>39133688
>First day of new job tomorrow after almost a year unemployed.
I hope it goes well for you anon.

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>3 days without drinking booze
>feel constantly anxious and angery

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>friend said I should "make an effort" and join some of my university's societies this year
>really awkward because I commute
>even then the selection is shit
Why does he get novelty stuff like clay pigeon shooting? Why is my anime club so awful and why did I go there several times?

>>39133785
>no money for beer
>only one in the house for tonight
fucking sucks, I need my beer

>>39133741
jesus forget I even asked

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>>39133688
don't worry you've probably not forgotten how to be normal, you definitely wont blurt out something retarded without even realising.

>>39133815
Ever tried to quit? Its fucking hell. I feel so angry yet numb at the same time.

>>39133828
no I just stop when I can't buy any or if I get ill

Am I the only one whos life is crippled by an incessant desire to go back to the past, when the times weren't quite so bad?

I look back with such wistful nostalgia at around 2005 when I was still 16. Life was super sweet, I had plenty of friends at college, I was ready to head into uni. The 360 was a great console, and WoW was seriously good.

Then I'm thrust back into the now. Work is boring, I can;t get enough hours to move out, and I'm crippled by depression. I still dream about my ex from 6 years ago, which fucking sucks.

Who else /stuck in the past/ lads?

>>39133813
Dude my uni had fuck all in terms of societies. It was basically two dozen different ethnic or religious societies (of course no white student society) and then shit like poker and fancy dress drinking nights. It was lame as fuck.

>>39133866
Nope, this is the best its ever been for me.

>>39133785
>been sober most of my life
>constantly anxious and angery
You can't win desu

>>39133821
i know its shit lad but im just in it for the alcohol content
id get vodka but i hate the taste way too much. would buy whisky 24/7 if i could afford it

>>39133501
Sorry lad.
>>39133619
of choice would be southern comfort. tonight my lack of money sent me to lidl for a 2.63bong 4 pack, and got an extra 4 as back up.

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>>39133876
I would actually kill for a poker society. Actually there is one, but it's on a campus in another city.
Might try out the film society if they put something good on.

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>>39133876
>of course no white student society

im shitting my self. i have to go into manchester on my own tomorrow. i have the police on speed dial in case i get robbed. should i also carry a pen knife?

>>39133866

Ii was until 2016, constantly obsessing over 2007, but then after the great meme war everything just seemed than much better

>>39133954
I wish my uni had one so I knew who the raging retards are

>>39133974
You're probably overreacting. I went to London a few weeks ago on my own and I was scared shitless. I was just fine. But maybe Manchester is more dangerous.

>>39133954
should there not be one?
I get that you're memeing but if you genuinely hold that view I'm also curious

>>39133866
Nah, I suppress my memories of the past.

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>old fart fucks young brunette whore
Should I wank to this lads?

>>39133974
It's Manchester, not Liberia

>>39134003
what would you even do there?
>I'm white
>me too
>...
>s-see you next week

>>39134003
I don't think it should be against the rules or anything but do you not realize how absurd that would be, a white student society? How would that play out?

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>>39134013
asian street meat

>>39134051
That's how I imagine the religious and other race ones go. Really not sure what they do.

Got fruit flies everywhere in the kitchen, lads

>>39134051
>>39134054
do what ever black and asian society's do but it white people doing it and why is it absurd
muh society is white

>>39134072

>implying they aren't gathering to plot the genocide of whites

It's like you've never been to /pol/

>>39134110
>>39134072
The same reason we have blackbot feels threads.

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>>39134150
Most of /pol/ is non white

>>39134072
when there are only a handful of your specific group spread across an entire uni it makes sense to make a time to meet up other wise you are probably never going to.
You want to meet white people in your uni go to literally any lecture and you've got them.

same reason there isn't a /yankfeels/, all of r9k is yank feels hence the need for /brit/ specialisation.

>>39134110
I don't think my uni even had black or asian societies. It was mostly religious stuff or from a specific place, ie Greek society, Palestinian society etc. I don't think all white people have a lot in common, that's why societies are usually made up of hobbies. Don't think there would be too many ethnics at the weeb societies

>>39134051
>>39134054
I would do exactly what other ethnic societies do eg. make friends, hang out, and advocate for themselves

>>39134179
Hey Jamie pull up that picture of the pol meetup with only one whitey

>>39133999
last time i went with my mum, three pakis started speaking indian to my mum while wavering around some book and getting angry. now im scared of going again.

>>39134164
explain i agree blackbot at feels threads are pointless, it just ends up being race bait muh no white gf muh nigger etc besides no need to seperate the feels their discord is full we wuzzing

>>39134221
>advocate for themselves
yea, that's why I would use it as a list of people to avoid.

Is it safe to just rip out a wart I've had on my finger for a few years?

>>39133866

I reckon if it was 1996 forever I'd be happy with that.

>tfw the year pokemon red/blue came out
>analogue tech was hitting its peak
>almost no internet
>real hope for the future

>>39134276
why's that?
I'm not saying that there's always some kind of injustice around but if there is why should you not?

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>>39134221
>advocate for themselves
WHITE PEOPLE LMAO

>>39134221
So your uni is 80% white and now you've managed to get all of them in one room. How does that make it easier to meet people?

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Just found out my aunty has just died, like just now,mega feels everyone is crying, i can't join in cause it would be fake and i dunno how to express myself.

>>39134296
We are the least populous race on Earth you know.

>>39134296
>white people advocating for themselves is bad
>>39134310
I don't expect every single white person to join

>>39134317
Your aunty seems to die a lot lads. Might wanna see a doctor about that

>>39134289
>real hope for the future
What about the Y2K shit?

>found out my friend's uni has a Gilbert and Sullivan society
It's not fair

Faggot just join an Ultimate Frisbee league if you want to hang out with white people

LADS CAN I JUST RIP OFF A WART OR NOT?

Any other white lads on here fancy meeting up and being white together?

>>39134336
Birmingham has a fetish society.

>>39134330
what i posted earlier about her being in the hospital and my mum crying no need to be a dick about it

>>39134290
>I'm not saying that there's always some kind of injustice around
so you are going to meet every week and say "no problem here"

also this
>>39134310

do you actualy think if there was an actual grievance with the vast majority of people in your uni no one would do anything because you didn't meet with some people once a week/month?

>>39134344
>LADS CAN I JUST RIP OFF A WART OR NOT?
do it pussy probably not a good idea though

>>39134375
Why is it not a good idea? I thought it was only moles that gave you cancer if you ripped them off?

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>only now realized why they're called blowjobs
IT'S BECAUSE THE MAN BLOWS, NOT THE WOMAN

>>39134369
You said she was a spiteful bitch anyway

>>39134375
freeze it then take it off

>>39134373
>so you are going to meet every week and say "no problem here"
no, we'd meet and hang out and get to know each other and make friends, and then if there was something 'political' that somebody wanted to bring up they could

what exactly do you think ethnic societies do?

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Lads how do you motivate yourselves to do things?

I try forcing myself but it gives me a headache and makes me feel sad. I'm thinking about going to sleep because otherwise I'm just going to sit here staring at a wall for hours

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What are you favourite British bands/artists, and what British bands give you the feels?

Personally I'm really in to the Foals at the moment. Total Life Forever was their best album imho. The lyrics in that album are outstanding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc0-tJmvDDA

>>39134321
Mate unis are flooded with white people. It doesn't matter which one

And what happens when they do join? Just 100 white people in a room, you've got normies, chads, robots all with very different interests in one room. What then?

>>39134384
Where about is it? You'll stuggle to get all of it and be left with a weird scar.

>>39134391
Wrong

The man cums in whatever position, what are you talking about?

>>39134356
Haha would love to Dave. What do you want to talk about? Being white?

>>39134424
>what then
what then with other ethnic societies?
seriously, would you ever be asking these questions if people wanted to make a black society or an east asian society?

>>39134410
>what exactly do you think ethnic societies do?
>isnt it weird when people say you act white?
>a stranger asked to touch my hair
>anyone else seen the movie Bullet Boy?

>>39134400
True but it's more i feel bad at i can't comfort my family because they feel bad my granny has just lost a daughter and my mum a sister.

>>39134410

>what exactly do you think ethnic societies do?
don't ask questions that have been answered
>>39134196

why do your friends exclusively need to be white?

I don't even have a past I could look back fondly on desu, the only nice childhood memories I have are of certain consumer products like pokemon and turkey twizzlers

>>39134434
Yes but the act of a blowjob ends up with the man blowing his load. I was thinking why is it called a blowjob since the woman doesn't blow, she sucks

What's the reason then if I'm wrong?

>>39134417
see you are playing some shitty ps vita game
also what do you need the motivation for

>>39134452
>east asian society?
>isnt British culture different?
>my flat mate keeps complaining my feed smells weird
>what are you doing to celebrate (insert weird asian festival here)

>>39134461
>why do your friends exclusively need to be white?
they don't, having a white society doesn't bar you from making non-white friends
why are you so anti the idea of it all?

>>39134417
it's hard. i've been trying to get motivation to clean my house. got a week off work in october was going to give it a go then. but got somebody coming to do a gas inspection at the house soon so will have to do some.

>>39134105
Put a bit of red wine in a glass or cup that you don't mind never using again. Add a drop of washing up liquid. Make sure the place is totally, spotlessly clean.

Tomorrow morning they will be gone, drowned in the wine.

i went to the fair today and there was so many qt girls. most of them were with guys uglier than me. fml

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>>39131133
Right I'm sorry to keep the shitposting about A levels going but I'm in need of help lads

Exeter or Newcastle for Mechanical Engineering? I've got an offer from both of them in clearing.

>>39134417
It's easier when you aren't ruining your hormonal balance with tranny pills.

>>39134497
If the guys were uglier why didn't you just go and steal their girl?

>>39134506
>Not sure where to go to uni, hmm. I suppose the best place to ask would be a thread on a board full of dysfunctional neets, I am sure they will give me wise counsel considering how well they have done in their lives.

>>39134506
I had a quick peek at the league tables and Newcastle seems a bit better

>>39134497
girls care more about social skills when it comes to a relationship.

most girls will choose a 5 over a 7 if 5 can excite her more with his personality

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going to start doing this lads. wish me luck

>>39134552
Very very true. A lot of people here really don't understand this at all.

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>>39134422
Antidotes and TRL were pretty great. Shame about the other albums. Pic related is probably my personal favourite British album ever.

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>>39134525
Apparently not, this thread was filled with a level anons just moments ago, hopefully a few of them are still hanging around.

On top of that I have literally nobody else to ask, my mom's a looney who wants me to move into a nearby uni so she can spy on me.

>>39134481
so you don't need your friends to be white, but you want to meet people where the only thing you have in common is being white, in an environment where white people are abundant.

I'm not against it I want to know what the point is. Why would anyone join? What do you gain from this group that you don't have from every lecture you will ever be in?

>>39134425
Right on the second down knuckle on my middle finger.

>>39134422
There's loads desu, but most are older. Never got into Foals, they seem a bit too generic to me. Off the top of my head
>The Smiths
>The Chameleons
>Talk Talk
>Bark Psychosis
The latter in particular always gives me the feels, perfect nightwalk album

>>39134552
i know i have a shit personality and the reason i'm a kissless virgin is nothing to do with my looks but it still makes me depressed when i see a fat neckbeard with a gf

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>>39134556
Good for you anon, getting /fit/ is a great way of improving yourself

Your going to make it

A white student society would be brilliant, it would be like /pol/ IRL

>>39134488
What about all the eggs they've laid?

>>39134476
I already stopped playing that after five minutes. I need motivation to do something, anything really. I don't find much pleasure in anime or games and things like cleaning seem overwhelming

>>39134486
Keep trying lad. I kind of like things like that, where you're forced to do it out of necessity

>>39134508
I'm not sure it's the tranny pills, I just read through the side effects

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>>39134587
>Never got into Foals, they seem a bit too generic

Delet this

>>39134574
because maybe you prefer being around whites? is that so wrong?
nobody would bat an eye if a black said they prefer blacks, or an asian said they prefer asians
just because there's more of you doesn't mean you can't still prefer your own, and a white society would be a place where whites gather and chat and have fun

I see no reason as to why a white student society shouldn't exist if thats what people wanted to do

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Join the Chinese Students Society

>>39134614
Faggot you could have a group of white friends just from being able to make friends at uni. A black guy would have to search and chase down every darkie he saw and try to get them to hang out. Stop trying to make this a politics things.

>>39134592
How do you know the guy is a neckbeard?

By my definition, he isn't a neckbeard if he has a gf.

>>39134556
that looks fun. been thinking of trying to get better at pressups.can only normaly manage 8. i did 100 in a day once. my arms where fucked for a good few days after.
might give yours a go if if you don't mind

>>39134657
Maybe he has a beard on his neck

>>39134604
If he cleans the place he'll clean away all the eggs.

>every group of white friends has a token ethnic
>sometimes these ethnics like to meet up
that's it.

i mean literally, a ponytail and a pube beard

Imagine a brit/feel/ society, no one would go to any of the socials

And another thing why cant I say nigger when they're allowed to say it?

>>39134675
>>39134688
That isn't a "neckbeard" though. That's just a guy with a shit hairstyle and beard. He could still be a great guy.

So why does it bother you to see a better guy than you with a gf? It's no injustice.

>>39134696
you are allowed to nigger, but dont be shocked if people take it the wrong way when you do

>>39134556
>tfw I can actually do this

Doesn't make me any less ugly though. I didn't get to it in 8 weeks however, been doing sports the better part of my life

>>39134696

I say nigger and get away with it

>>39134686
>every group
I don't think so

Going to spend the day at the library tomorrow reading. Might try and make a habit of it. It seems like a good idea. I spend too much time fucking about at home.

>>39134607
fugg, i've taken my frustration out on a couple of doors as well. need to remove the worst 1 n stash it somewhere.
will prob just move all stuff into spare bedroom. then see if i remember to tidy it on my week off.

>>39134614
Everybody likes being with their own group, there is nothing wrong with that, did I say there was? Had you ever set foot in a uni however you would know you are already in the white student society.

and these
>>39134656
>>39134686

So I will ask again why would anyone join this club?

>>39134686
>>39134731

Even my BNP branch had a token Pajeet.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/bnp-signs-its-first-non-white-member-1824108.html