Why don't you ask him out, Fembots?

Because he's supposed to ask me out.

>>39097783
How the fuck is he going to show interest in the first place if you don't at least give him a little help

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>>39097738
I did. He broke up with me, then broke up with me again.

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>>39097966
were you double dating

>>39097966
Lol get toasted roast.

>>39097783
>Because he's supposed to ask me out.
At least give him hints that you like him.

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I'm sure he wouldn't want to be with a miserable loser who goes on 4chan all day

everyone told me hes a troll, turned out he was trolling. i dont think hes interested.

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I'm a lesbian

Still a kissless virgin though

It's over for women

men are MGTOW and the alphas you crave don't want you because you're a disgusting stupid pig.

only option is suicide but women can't even do that right

>>39098104
Find a guy thats just a bit of a lesser loser than you.

>>39098102
and good hints, like go to him and say hey anon, I like you.

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>>39097738
Yeah right.... Like they'd ever ask me out.

>>39098319
Yes because, in an ideal society where men and women are 'equal', that does not equate to equality due to the physical and mental differences in both sexes.

>>39098319
>>39098352

Every ex I've had asked me out.

I'll fuckin' hiss at you.

I'm waiting for her to ask me out, I'm dropping not so subtle hints. Early days though it's only been 2 weeks

>>39098377
That's great for you, however no one has ever asked me out.

there is no him
not anymore

>>39098352
I'm confused what you meant by this.

>>39098377
>it happened to me, so it can DEFINITELY happen for you

Not true, my dude

>>39097738
The closest I got was the time I was out with a guy and stumbled my way into asking if he wanted to call it a date

>>39098635
>licks knife

>>39098726
Don't have a shit personality and only think of them as friends and you'll easily get them. Past year five girls have asked me out.

>>39098726
The majority of girls will not ask other guys out.

>>39098964
Oh, excuse me. I thought you were being sarcastic.
Yes, I agree.

>>39098881
I don't HAVE any means of meeting girls in a casual, friendly way like that. All I can do for now is dating sites, and you know how that's gonna go.

>>39099063
Just don't seem interested.
They expect to be chased but the girls that asked me out didn't want to be chased and felt like it was something new.
A lot of girls are tired of being chased.

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>>39097738
I did but it was a grill
she reported me to a teacher and changed classes because apparently I was creepy and she "wasn't gay" or some shit

>>39098104
Why are you miserable and how are you a loser?

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man you guys are a bunch of pranksters

>>39097738
Why? Because I'm black and not model tier

>>39099367
You need more confidence
I'm sure you'll do fine

>oneitus rejects me for being fugly as shit
>gains 150 pounds, goes through the wringer
>tells me he's finally ready to take me to pound town
>cook him dinner and clean his house, will do so for rest of life

>>39099586
so you're happy he got fat and settled for you?

>>39099734
It's pretty good, I get kind of sad knowing that I'm just the fallback plan but I try to just do the best I can.

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>>39099399
these are the best advices

>>39097966
you deserve it for dating Chad. Next time date a nice beta guy you fucking whore

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>>39097738
You dum retards just need to chill the fuck out and develop an interest outside self hate.
I know there is atleast one dumg girl here, so the whole Larp gang: Fuck off.
Women hate their bodies 24/7, that is nothing special. Like really. My current gf hates her body despite losing weight and being literally /r9k/ tier before she met me.
She just got into cooking and we met at a cooking & barkeeping course and I asked her out.

But ladybois don't like ugly women. :(

I did a year ago, he said, and I'm not fucking kidding you, that he "sees me as a friend." We still hang out a lot, and I'm very glad that hes my friend, but it just hurts you know?

>>39097738
>implying he would like me back
>implying he even knows i exist

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I did.

>ask guy in elementary school if he'd like me if he didn't have a gf
>"nah."

>make move on two guys in high school
>nope

>tell guy I met in first year that I love him
>he tries to talk me into fwb, ignores me when I say no
>says he's scared of commitment....starts dating a fat buck toothed failed normie three months later

>OKC
>Chat with qt
>ask to meet
>ghosted

>OKC
>guy messages me
>tells me we have a special connection
>meet IRL
>I look like my photos
>he texts me later saying we should be friends
>I say that sounds awesome
>ghosted

>see guy at cafe I study at
>approach him, say I like his shirt
>"thanks"
>walk away
>girlfriends are shocked
>"wow anon he didn't even look up at you"

>see guy at pub near my work at lunch
>approach him
>start chatting
>he leads the conversation
>I'm really interested
>have to go back to work
>give him my number
>"thanks! I'm X, nice to meet you, anon!"
>no reply
>see him today
>with coworker
>start loudly talking with my coworker to establish I am Cool and Sociable
>coworker starts talking to me about trivial dumb women talk show shit making me look retarded by association
>he doesn't even look up at me

I pray for death.

Because I'm too fucked in the head to be able to meet someone else's needs in addition to my own.

>>39101051
>girlfriends are shocked
>"wow anon he didn't even look up at you"

okay chad

>>39101125
>chad
shes a girl you dumbass

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>>39101051
blew out a good fart reading your post just wanted you to know about it luv

>>39101177
nice double dubs bud

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>>39101199
right back atcha mate

>>39101051
You sound cute, you just have to stop chasing Chad and you'll get a bf.

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Women are assholes that's why they don't ask men out, they love to put all the pressure on the guy
>Sits in the bar surrounded by her friends (landwhale cockblocker ready to trample)
>Flirts from afar but once you get near plays hard to get so hard landwhale starts to move in
>Failed to establish communications, return to your own table
>See them start whispering and giggling among themselves
>Finish drink and leave the club
>"Just go to a club bro, all the girls go to clubs"
Fuck you women, do you know how hard it is to put yourself on the line like that and then get laughed at for your efforts? You can blame your own kind for making men not even try, you have to be a borderline rapist or Chad to get any positive response from them

>>39101051
>see guy at cafe I study at
>approach him, say I like his shirt
>"thanks"
>walk away
>girlfriends are shocked
>"wow anon he didn't even look up at you"

i've been the guy in this scenario
tfw too autistic to look at someone who compliments me
tfw just have to mumble "th-thanks" under my breath and hope they go away

>>39101279
>chasing chad
Fuck off. I'm tired of being unable to exorcise my frustrations without being strawmanned into fitting into some narrative. Literally whenever I post about my relationship troubles without flipping the genders, I get this. None of these dudes were Chad. You could argue that they weren't robots because of some stringent definition of robots as being seriously mentally ill and unable to leave their room - but these guys were failed normies and cyborgs at best.

>>39101362
Honey would you critically and honestly rate any of them below a solid 7/10?
Were any of them below 6" tall?
Lowered expectations might be for you

>>39101400
>were any of them below 6 ft?
All of them except the guy at the bar. Three of them were roughly my height (5'5). Eat me.

>>39101362
so maybe you should go after the chads

>>39101433
I don't eat pork, ba-dum-tish

>>39101362
not him but maybe try dating a cyborg off this board instead

>>39101441
Honestly, I think I'd have better luck. I was feeling pretty down because no one ever asked me out in high school, and then my sister said this Chad I was friends with (he used to come over and get homework help, and then we'd watch anime) had a huge crush on me. Cyborgs/failed Normies/etc. have batshit expectations.

>>39101446
Ah yes, the "are you fat" comment. See the "was he tall" response.

>>39101322

> You can blame your own kind for making men not even try, you have to be a borderline rapist or Chad to get any positive response from them

that so much.

>>39101480
Tried that. I talked with a guy off here for awhile, met IRL, and he started grabbing my chest in public. Combine that with creepy shit like saving Vocaroos and selfies from female users, and you have a recipe for paranoia.

Besides, do I *really* want to tell my future kids I met their dad on this shithole?

>>39101485
>Don't be obese
>Don't be crazy
>Be loyal
Those are the common 3 expectations of women that men have, which part did you fail at?

>>39101515
Then he definitely wasn't a cyborg, he was more of a robot.

>>39101539
Not fat. Pretty loyal. Crazy's questionable. I am not sure if depression's a meme, but I cry a lot and have very low energy / self esteem, especially when I was between jobs.

>>39101574
Samefag.

I find the "crazy" thing pretty absurd because I know men obsessed with women with BPD or bipolar.

>>39101571
Great. That really makes me want to endanger myself again.

>>39101574
>pretty loyal
There is no such thing as pretty loyal, you're either in or you're not, are you saying you're "loyal for now, we will see how the wind blows tomorrow"? If the guy thinks "this girl seems like she might cheat on me if i dated her" he will not date her, no one wants to date a "good day friend"

I hate you whiney fucking whores
I want nothing to do with your roastie bullshit lies
You are the reason there is so much misery in society. Try dating in your own damn league and get the fuck off my board
I come here to get away from your endless lies and fake bullshit

>>39101342
This tbqh famalamdingdong

>>39101485
>Honestly, I think I'd have better luck.
you would because chads are better geared towards having relationships. they don't do stupid self-defeating garbage like, say, I do when I analyze a possibility and come up with 1000 ways it might fail. chads come up with 1000 ways it might succeed.

>>39101593
Wouldn't trust anyone on this japanese sumo wrestling fetishist board, just wanted to clarify it

>>39097738
Too shy and absolutely terrified of rejection.

>>39097738

I don't have much to offer other than sex and I'm not a very sexual person. I dropped out of college because I was too dumb for math and writing papers. I tried getting a job in fast food, but got fired after a few months because I was incapable of doing drive through. The only reason why I have a job now is because my dad is friends with the manager of a grocery store. I'm socially inept and I panic easily. I do things out of fear of not being liked. Everyone can see how fake I am and how I only do nice things for personal care. I'm not affected by the cuteness of babies or animals. I don't have the same emotional reactions as everyone else. I'm not friend material. I'm not girlfriend material. I'm poor, stupid, and an awkward mess. I'm super boring to talk to. My voice is ugly and I mumble a lot when I talk.

>>39101616
WelI can't say I never fucked someone over, but:
>visited dying friend during struggle with cancer
>helped friend through abusive relationship, cut off contact with his ex gf even though this was a personal liability
>helped said friend get 3k back from this girl in stolen money
>drove across town to pick up friend who had a bad trip in a park
>stayed up all night before an exam with a friend who just got dumped in a bar by her fiance

But this is pretty irrelevant because I NEVER talk about this stuff IRL since it puts my friends' secrets out there. So how the fuck could this ever be inferred and thus be a factor? It's like saying "men like women who fold their underwear in squares". How would they even know?

>>39101665
Thing is I can't really relate to Chads. Most are pretty dumb/athletic and I can't stand sports that aren't canoeing. Even the smart ones have this really cynical (albeit, pragmatic) focus on "making bank".

This is a good point though. Maybe I am just desperate for a narrative that soothes my wounded ego, but when I do get good responses from guys on here, it usually falls along the lines of "these guys lack risk taking skills".

>>39101722
Loyal as in you don't look like a person that sleeps around, don't talk shit about people behind their backs and aren't the kind of person that ditches the boat at the first sign of water
>Dresses up like a lady of the night
>Gossips about other people
>Seems only interested in the other persons money / status
Those kind of things are turn offs for guys, maybe the guy judged you based on your looks and determined you're a floozy
>Can't say i never fucked someone over
Well maybe the word got around or you carry a air of narcissistic arrogance about you?

>>39101722
Don't listen to lying whores when they say they don't like /fit/ guys, it's anti-masculine feminist propaganda. It's like when women say they like nice beta males who buy them lots of gibs and have small dicks
It just means they are encouraging men to be submissive
I only started lifting like a week ago, but I can see how easily my friends get pussy by being /fit/
This woman's a lying fucking whore
Exercise, it's the one thing you can fix that makes a huge difference

>>39098119

Why don't you just finally bang your sister?

>>39101716
can you do me a huge picture and post a picture so i can marry you

i'm rich and attractive

>>39101791
Literally none of these things apply to me. Besides, your opinion is pretty far removed from my reality:
>friends wear the dick sucking black belt
>men devoted to her
>guys make fun of me for "dressing like I'm Amish"

>>39101795
>implying I've had sex

I used to like comments like these, since I knew they didn't apply. Now I'm mad af because I'm constantly invalidated. Have you ever hugged a buff dude? It's like cuddling a rock.

>>39101840
Samefaggotry. I'm going to sleep. I have to work tomorrow and avoid the eyes of the guy whom I gave my number to at lunch.

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>>39097783
>Because he's supposed to ask me out.

According to whom?

>ywn be a girl
>ywn be able to hide behind the excuse of "but the guy is supposed to ask me out so it's completely okay for me to be 100% passive and still expect chad"

>>39100687
I like to draw and write short fiction. Neither of those interests have gotten me anything.

>>39101051
I've had a random girl compliment my shirt out of the blue before too, does that mean she wants the dick?

>>39101051
Uhhh um okc maybe go for the dudes without profile pics >//<

>>39103253
Yes you fucking moron. Fuck

I wonder what it's like being approached by a woman. I wonder how I'd react. I fantasize about rejecting women to make them feel bad but at the same time I fantasize about breaking down and confessing to people I was "friends"with back in high school about what a loser I am now. I like pity. Make obviously.

>>39104046
Male obviously. Phoneposter obviously.

He'll be worried I'm a stalker because most guys who get asked out by a girl have experiences with psycho girls asking them out. Normal girls don't ask guys out. We learnt that if a guy isn't showing the level of interest we want then he probably doesn't have feelings for us and never will. There's no point in creeping my crush out by declaring my undying love for him if he doesn't want me how I want him to want me.

>>39104092
You would be surprised. I had a girl I previously wasn't interested actually look me in the eyes and tell me she liked me. A few days later I started developing feelings back. Granted that was a ballsy maneuver on her part but it totally worked. Men are not creeped out by girls who stalk. At worst it's considered annoying and at best it's considered flattering.

>>39104092
>he probably doesn't have feelings for us
>probably
Stop cucking yourself and just ask him out.

>>39097738
because I'm butt-ugly. That's why.
> be me, 24, 5'3 and 200 pounds
>All of my fat is in my stomach in an unflattering way (,think stretch marks and cellulite)
>size A bra
>I basically look like Fat Bastard but with brown hair
>Literally never had luck asking out men before because I am an obese pierogi
>Can't even score a man with a fat fetish that's how fugly i look in general
I'm gonna stitch my snatch shut and move to Antarctica, at least the microbes there would speak to me

>>39097738
Who him? With a sex drive of 0 and not much need for socialicing, i don't really get crushes and become interested in guys (romantically). Very liberating.

I also forgot to mention my teeth are so crooked they look like a picket fence got hit by a bullet train. Yikes.

>>39097738
I did and he said no.

>>39104324
>>39104324
why did this make me erect

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>>39104393
o yeah now I remember

>>39097783
This is one of the most unattractive things a woman can do. Its even worse when she sits there and gives you "hints." Its obvious as fuck and unattractive as fuck. Any girl that wont state what she wants plainly isn't worth my time. They get so angry about it too. I've had girls flip shit on me after a month or so of "hints." I always ask "Well if you wanted to date me why didn't you just ask me out?" which pisses them off even more. Makes me laugh watching them get so angry over something they could have easily prevented.

>>39098104
I do lemme hit you up

>>39101716
sounds awful
i would engage you if you cared for people but it doesn't sound like you do
actually you don't even sound miserable
it sounds like you are just okay with your situation

>>39101795
Stop shaming submissive guys i love them. Many girls lie about their preferences but you're also lying out of your ass when you say "all women like fit guys", you know full and well that's not true.

>>39101716
Notice me? I want to be your friend

>>39104226
Some guys like to flirt for to amuse themselves and sometimes lonely girls develop intense crushes on guys who show them a little bit of kindness. Guys don't like getting asked out as a general rule.

>>39104548
>Guys don't like getting asked out as a general rule
I've only ever seen females perpetuate this general rule

>>39104548
That's what happened to me. Thought he was really into me so I asked him out only to see the disgust on his face as he rejected me. Good times.

>>39104587
Just find someone on here

>>39097738
i did , then she turned around and changed her mind and went back with her bf that she told me doesn't listen to her, and from what she described as doesn't care about her either, got pregnant and is using that to keep him.
she said she was sorry though, so its cool.

>>39101840
Do you like bear mode dudes, also England ?

>>39104548
>Guys don't like getting asked out as a general rule.

This makes my life a living hell because I only date girls that ask me out.

>>39097738
I wish a girl would ask me out. I don't get out much so I don't have the opportunity to be talked to.

>>39104603
The same thing happened to me when I showed my pic to robot I met on /r9k/. It hurts less when it happens online.

>>39104645
Well shit anon I'm sorry....I doubt you're that unattractive. Are you overweight maybe? Some guys and girls reject ppl for not being white either

>>39104645
Wanna be friends and tolk?

>>39097738
You're not a girl nor is anyone in the thread. No girls go R9K.

>>39104671
Thank you for the offer but I don't feel like being ghosted anytime soon, so I'll pass.

>>39104666
Gotta check those satanic trips.

>>39097783
>Because he's supposed to ask me out.
Because we're so used to be rejected you'll have to take the first step.

>>39098104
>I'm sure he wouldn't want to be with a miserable loser who goes on 4chan all day
A lot guys are loners who may not have any friends. Just being someone to talk to, regardless of how you spend you free time, is all they're looking for.

>>39098106
>everyone told me hes a troll, turned out he was trolling. i dont think hes interested.
Some dudes troll because they can't think of anything else to talk about, and also by putting on a ruse they can keep their true thoughts and feelings to themselves. If you are able to build off of what he says and does he might find it humorous, and over time he could open up and you can connect with the real him.

>>39098119
>I'm a lesbian
>Still a kissless virgin though
Sex is defined as penis-vagina penetration so no matter what you will always be a virgin. If a bunch of dudes circle jerked eachother then that wouldn't count as they all losing their virginity. You may feel rejected by society so you have rejected men, but maybe you just haven't met the right guy yet.

>>39098319
>Yeah right.... Like they'd ever ask me out.
Why does either person have to ask the other person out? If happen to spend time with a dude which you enjoy then you can do it again...and again, and another time after that. Let the relationship develop naturally and by the time the two of you are going steady the two of you can make it official.

>>39098635
>there is no him
>not anymore
It sounds like you've been burned by some dude(s) and you're starting to turn gay. Women may appear to be angels on the surface, but they'll smile to your face then do way worse stuff behind your back. With dudes if they're mad at you you'll know it, but with women you never know who's saying what about who. Cat fights can turn into huge battles where everyone has to pick a side and the feuding never ends. Dudes get mad then it's over.

I did, and im talking to him on skype right now laughing at you virgins lol

>>39104704
I dont understand? I dont want to ghost you... but it's understandable if you don't wanna be my friend

>>39104613
here
thought this was a why dont you ask out a fembot thread lol my bad. misread but thats what happened

>>39104688
i know one irl that does.

>>39104724
>tfw no skype boyfriend to talk to
Did you meet him on 4chan?

>>39104842
how did you meet a girl?! leave normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39097783

You're an entitled cunt.

>>39097738
For the vast majority because they aren't good enough by dads standards for the family and he has a vice grip on my life.
Otherwise i did once and he couldn't handle the idea of no sex until marriage so he dumped me and banged some random chick he thought loved him and caught the AIDS off her.

>>39097738
I did. He said, "No."

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>tfw no girl will ever ask you out
>tfw no girl even wants to befriend me
I'm not a horrible person

>>39104324
I'm sorry but if you are really desperate and white you can get some nigger to fuck you.
Not saying it's a good idea, but it's possible.

>>39105247
Don't take it so personally, anon. I'm sure there are plenty of girls like me who just don't want any friends at all.

I've never been directly asked out by a woman, but the few times they've made it obvious they were interested in me, it never went anywhere. Either because I shut it down (not directly) due to me not being attracted to em in any way, or I wasn't interested in taking it any where because of specific circumstances, or they were obviously waiting for me to ask em out, and due to my social anxiety & awkwardness, that just wasn't going to happen.

I've made it known IRL and online (and told myself numerous times) that I would love it if a woman I was mutually interested in asked me out, but deep down I know I'd probably take it the wrong way and/or think they were trying to play/embarrass me. Some things from the child/teen years are hard to shake off.

>supposed to ask girls out
>still remember being beaten for talking to strangers
at least I am having fun dying alone

>>39104633
I've had crushes on bear mode dudes, but in terms of P U R E A E S T H E T I C S I like skellyjellies.

>England
Nah, Canuck. I was thinking of doing my masters abroad, and England was on the list along with somewhere in Scandinavia. I have think it would be fun. Not sure I'd fit in since so tend to have that general Canadian/American peppiness that Bongs and Borks find offensive.

>>39105256
Girls don't want to be fucked, anon. They want to be loved. Getting laid isn't the issue.

>>39105370
Well if you somehow find a nigger that's not dumb as shit he might be able to love. It's a hard task though.

>>39105323
Had a gf from America. The cultural differences were simply too many. Neither of us felt comfortable in either one's country.
Then again, I suppose love can make you blind to a lot of things

So this is my problem, how do I know a woman is flirting with me or is asking me out or is interested in me asking her out? I'm too dumb and assume everything is wishful thinking on my part or just assume that she isn't interested.

I think if a woman literally told me she wanted to be my gf and have sex with me right there, I would rationalize it like she's just being nice to me.

>>39105586
Just assume. Either you get lucky and get laid or it turned out it was just a misunderstanding in which case its not like you lost anything in the attempt.

>>39104415
>women plays hard to get
>men plays hard to get
No wonder the fertility rate is so low.

>>39101722

After reading all your posts it seems you have decent amount of self-respect. You've got more balls than most women to approach men like that. Based purely on armchair conjecture, you don't seem like you've actually given up. You're just dejected with the whole situation you're in. That doesn't mean you should opt out of the game, it doesn't seem like there's anything wrong with you other than a serious losing streak stemming most likely from bad luck, more than anything else. Keep at it. I'm going to be called a white knight for saying this, butI know from experience how demoralizing the dating game is. Feels like nothing ever pans out. But I think you can do it. Just don't get swept up chronic demotivation. It's hard not to feel that way, I know, but you've got nothing to lose and everything to gain. Good luck.

>>39105711

Well my >>39105586 problem is that I don't even play. I just assume nobody is interested.

>>39105789
What if you wore shirts with visible cleavage?

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>>39103221
That is because, you have a hobby that is not social. Just go to a cooking course and try learn cooking.
Good shit like low carb meals and other healthy stuff. Nothing gets a man turned on like a woman that knows how to cook.
Also you'll meet a guy that likes cooking as well.

>>39105515
>too many
Such as? Did she take you to a shooting range and buy hamburgers?

>>39105774
Thanks anon, this was a really encouraging post. It's really tempting to see my series of rejections as indicative of something, but we live in a cold uncaring chaos, and attempting to discern patterns is ultimately futile. Thank you.

>>39106158
Haha, different anon but I always do things I like while nursing a secret hope that "maybe I'll meet a qt". Instead, I almost always end up befriending women.

>take cooking class
>start grabbing lunch and wine with the middle aged lady running the course

>tenant in complex with men
>have tea with cute middle aged former professor who owns the building

>going tabletop gaming group
>befriend other autismo girls

>take entomology class as an elective
>class is 50/50 men/women, go. If collecting with the girls

And it's not like I can't make friends (male), all 7 of my buddies from hs are dudes.

>>39105684
>its not like you lost anything in the attempt
Except everybody will hate him for being a nice guy(tm) fedora tipping creep.

>>39105928
what? As flirting? weird

>>39106353
they already view you that way in general. alongside that why the fuck should you care what other people think let alone what they specifically think about you.

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>>39097738
What the fuck kind of girl asks a guy out?

That's bizarre and unnatural

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>>39106433
>What the fuck kind of girl asks a guy out?

Only the cutest and most adorable.

>>39101051
My goodness are you retarded. You should have sat next to the guy, played with your hair a little, and asked him what he was doing on his computer after complimenting his shirt.

You will die a cat lady.

Because I don't have a him to ask out. You need a some kind of a social life to develop crushes.

>>39106509
does playing with your hair work for mini afros?

>>39106509
>>39106509
>played with your hair
Tried that.
>ask him about his work
I spaghetti'd.

>cat lady
I already have four. Went to a cat show last week. Considering diversifying my portfolio to include /herp/, cat-like mammals, and some dogs to eat my corpse when I die alone in my apartment.

>>39106609
not him, but I would have found it cute and lovely that you spagehetti'd
talking to women, I always yearn towards them asking me if I would want to play with their hair while fantasicingly talking to them

I really want a gf..

Feels very bad.

>>39106777
a gf is not the solution of your problem.s
first solve your problems, gfs will come automatically later

>>39107143
Why don't you tell me what my problems are, pal.

>>39097738
does anybody have the original image for that? i remember seeing it a long-ass time ago

>>39103221
What type of short fiction? I'm considering writing hard sci-fi because it's kind of rare and I keep thinking up cool mental images I could turn into words.

>>39106286
Not that. More stuff like how Americans can't stand displays of affection in public. How you cannot cross the street (its illegal or something), how danes are "cold" towards her (aka not displaying fake smiles and pretending).
I don't know. In many ways I like burgerland, it certainly has its charm, but I probably couldn't stand living there. At least not where I went.

>>39107315

A propensity to want things you can't have.

>>39108099
You can only cross the street at designated crosswalks or on very slow residential streets. Some of the most busy roads will turn on a light specifically for pedestrians that stop any cars from crossing that area when it's their turn to go.

>>39108099
>how Americans can't stand displays of affection in public
You're a dane and you're more okay with pda than americans? That's weird as fuck. Im norwegian and pda freaks me the fuck out and that's the case for most people i know, i assumed it would be the same down in denmark. And america seems like full on makeout-sessions in public is commonplace.

>>39106775
>cute
Appreciate the sentiment, although a part of me is aggravate because I think of pic related.

>"oh my god, this fucking awkward dyke started rambling about books to me, literally no one fucking cares about 14th century medical literature you autistic cunt"
>"oh my god, this gorgeous girl with bangs and a cute twee outfit was reading a BOOK! What a goddess..."

Like, yeah, you probably find me spaghetti-ing cute because your perceptions are unrealistic. Not trying to be a dick, I just feel that's the reality here.

>>39108099
Good response.

>PDA
Kissing's cool. Inspecting someone's esophagus manually is rude.

>cross street
Jaywalking is inconsiderate!!!!!

>cold
>"fake smiles"
I've noticed a LOT of my British friends said something to the effect of "when I met you, I thought you were being fake" when I wasn't.

>>39108271
>qt Norwegian boy who is anxious about PDA
My heart.....

>>39101362
>without being strawmanned into fitting into some narrative.
You are the narrative, you stupid twat.
Literally everything you've said proves that women only punch far above their weight and then whine about being "le fembot" when Chad doesn't even look at them.

Go chug some drano, slut.

>>39108381
>I just feel that's the reality here.
It isn't, retard.
>female """""problems"""""

>>39098104
Anon, if you're a girl, you should know there no loser girl even the most pathetic nerd girl can get a guy even if he's with you for pity

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Because they know they can't compete and are either too lazy to compete or more interested in other things

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Because she's just a drawing, she could never ask me out

>>39106609
You absolute dumb fuck, spaghetti actually works in your favor. Spaghetti sitting next to him and shakily touch his shoulder. Why are you so stupid?

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I wish I fell in love with someone SOMETIME IN MY LIFE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Then I could ask him out

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>Girls asking guys out

Yeah right

>>39109484
I guess it's too late for you to? I mean, no girls approached me.

>>39097738
because females dont do that..

they demand equality and wiping of the traditional gender roles but of course still expect men to ask them on dates and pay for the dates cuz otherwise no thanks.
so until females evolve past children and can handle things like equality you'll never see a huge rise in females paying for dates or asking men out.
hell most men are dumb and buy into some of these outdated sexist gender roles against men and get all sorts of tard if you dont follow the same boring men do this cuz male roles

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They're too scared...or just plain uninterested

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>lazy roasts are so used to unconditional praise that they can't even be bothered to do something with the template

>>39109413
>spaghetti works in my favour
Huh, I didn't realize I was swimming in dick. Here I thought I was alone.

>touching a stranger without consent
What the actual fuck.

>>39109100
>doesn't refute my point
What's the term for that? "female logic"?

>>39109058
>>39109726
>he didn't read the thread before offering his boring opinion

>>39109484
Sorry to hear about your schizoid personality disorder.

>>39109880
You're not getting a bf beause your flavor of spaghetti is fucking lame as hell. It's the asocial spaghetti. You need to switch to social spaghetti. Your refusal to realize this seriosuly puts your emotional intelligence and awareness into question. Stop being a spazoid.

What, are they going to call the cops on you because you touched a stranger's shoulder? Give you a judo flip to the floor? Just do what I said and see what happens. Worst that can happen is someone thinking you're desparate.

But hey, that's fine.

Because it's true.

>>39104548
Not true. My ex asked me out anD I thought it was super cute. I 100% hope that happens again. Something about a girl liking you so much that they are the ones who work up the courage to do it that makes me cave.

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They do ask him out whoever he is, on the bright side one can always have fun with these threads

>>39101485
I like your spunk. You seem like you would make a good friend.
but I'm not a boy

>be kid in grade school
>have a dozen gfs by the time I graduate
>be myself in middle school
>have zero gfs by the time I graduate
>be normal in high school
>have zero gfs by the time I graduate
>be disillusioned robot in college
>not graduated yet, but no gf in sight

>get great job on the side
>women don't even lust after my loaded cock
What am I doing wrong?

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>>39109884
>schizoid personality disorder
Meh I don't think I have this. I mean I have friends and stuff and I don't want to be alone for the rest of my life. I just can't like someone.

>>39109960
>asocial vs social
Read the thread. Or rather, don't make an assumption. I'm actually sort of bubbly IRL, I'm just very awkward and into stuff no one else is.

>touching other people
I don't avoid touching strangers because I'm scared they'll get mad, I don't touch strangers because it's fucking rude to do in any civilized country, you hack.

>>39110041
Thanks anon! <3

>>39110192
Maybe it's because you assume that women are gold diggers. In school, I had friends who had boys offer to do their homework, it they'd never accept it because they interpreted it as "lol I know you're stupid so suck my dick for exam answers". That's probably how women see you flaunting your wealth, if that's what you do. If you don't flaunt it, then you can't expect strangers to keep tabs on your salary and go up to you just because of that. You'd have to be obscenely wealthy for that to ever happen.

>>39101716
you sound cute

oregana

>>39104324
actually the UN signed the Antarctic Treaty for this very scenario

>>39097783
And the moment he does, you'll scream sexual harassment and threaten to call the cops.

>>39101716
>I don't have much to offer other than sex
Neither do most women.

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>>39097738
fuck you for making me make this

>>39110472
That doesn't happen, except for inside the minds of self-defeating betas.

>>39110507
This is really sad. I'm sorry you went through this Anon

>>39110507
Roastie got shut down by Chad?

>>39110326
Again, sorry to hear about your schizoid personality disorder

>>39110334
You can call my advice shitty until the cows come home, but it doesn't change the fact that your current approach is dog shit. Try doong what I said or just remain content being a cat lady.

>>39097783
Top jej here's your (You)

>>39110507

That's a really edgy pic, my man.

U P V O T E

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>>39110979
No Future for me I guess

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>>39097783
>>39098319
>>39098104
>>39098119
>>39098106
>>39098635
>>39099262
>>39099367
>>39099586
>>39100687
>>39101051
>>39110334
>>39110343


ITT men use the power of text to state that they're the opposite sex and harvest replies from retards that derive satisfaction from talking to "fembots" on a Manchurian Duck Fishing Forum

You guys are just as retarded as /pol/ and /soc/. Enjoy your roleplay thread.

>>39111102
Why can't you like someone?

I have a friend with SPD and he's had gfs before and has liked/loved someone so you might not have it

>>39101515

I'll go out with you, one date at least. You in California?

>tfw girl had a boyfriend but met me 5 times.
What did she mean by this? I'm a male obviously.

>>39108216

Haha yeah, dude's gotta just be himself and happiness will come right brah?!

>>39111003
>because you won't do what's I say without sufficient proof, you're gonna die alone
k

>>39111136
>"guys, there's no girls in my secret club house"

>>39111335

No.
He just has to make himself want other things.

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>>39108244
Yeah but it isn't a big deal when there's hardly any traffic anyway. It's just another thing that's taken to the extreme.
>>39108271
Have you been here? kids here are known for being massive drunks. That should let you know about the common mindset. Maybe I just got unlucky and found a burger who felt that even hand holding was too much. Go figure

>>39108381
It's more of an overly exaggerated "happy go lucky" attitude burgers tend to put on when they meet new people. I thought it was something that would eventually go away, but it stayed that way all six years, lol. Anyway. Not saying americans are terrible people, 99% I met were really nice, maybe just a bit too nice. Makes you come across less genuine

anyway, its a pretty individual thing, so I can't judge you over the net. I'm sure you're a genuinely nice person

>>39111407
>implying that I think this public anonymous imageboard is a secret clubhouse

If anything these threads are secret clubhouses. They're specifically designed for "female" posters to get more replies than male posters, almost like a /soc/ thread. These threads are pure fucking tripe. It goes against the entire purpose of anonymity.

>everyone replies like a white knight faggot
>these threads cap out on replies and "female" posters get circlejerked with replies
>"female" posters and facilatators of these threads are always gay/cheesy

I honestly think that these threads belong on /trash/ or /soc/.

>>39110555

Don't be so dismissive and depressed femanon, I'm sure some guy will ask you out eventually.

>>39110507
I'd be spooning her right now if there was a girl that dedicated to me, it's fucking cute

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>>39101803
That wasn't me though anon.

>>39111698

Well, I knew you'd be here in some shape or form.

>>39111750
You got me. Shitposting is my second favorite hobby after all.

>>39111769

What's the first?
Reading Trakl while downloading frozen pictures?

>>39111827
Shlicking, duh.
Trakl is pretty good too though, although I've been reading a lot of Stefan Zweig lately after watching that movie about him going into exile. Recommended.

>>39111855

You never sent me anything by Zweig before, but ok.

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>>39097783
This guy got all you fags

>>39111899
He didn't really write poetry but his novellas were great, and one sorta autobiographical novel about the lost spirit of Europe, the great minds and writers of the last century and such, it's pretty good. I think it's been translated into English as 'The World of Yesterday'.

>>39108882
He makes my kokoro go doki doki

Let's pretend fembots are real. Fembots if you have the chance to be a Chad's cumdump would you?

>>39111407
>I'm afraid to try new things and only do exactly what I want
>just like when it comes to what I want to talk about
My advice is better than nothing. I'm an old man and I've seen plenty of girls like you die miserable because they never wanted to change a single thing. Oh well.

>>39112256

No, I wouldn't.

But then again I'm also not a fembot, just a guy pretending to be one.

>>39111320
not every interaction between a male and a female is in romantic nature at least not from the female's pov

>>39108882
>boy
heh sorry to disappoint you there
>qt
too many disappointments in one day for ya?

>>39112256
no im not interested in sex. doesn't matter if he's super handsome.

>>39097738
>Why don't you ask him out, Fembots?
She did.

And we hit it off.

And now we're married.

And it's all because SHE made the first move.

Go for it, ladies.

>>39111443
>traffic
Yeah, that's fairy but ignore there's people you really should wait for an intersection.

>hand holding
>too much

>too nice
I get what you're saying - some people are so nice that it makes me worried about their endgame. My friend from India says that she never smiles when she walks down the street but that I always do.

>genuinely..
Likewise!!

>>39111560
>"female"

>>39112279
What are you even talking about? You're seriously projecting, anon.
>new things
I'm going camping in three days for the next two weeks with people I've never previously worked with and doing things (ex. boating) I've never done before. Listen old man, maybe people would take your advice if you based it on reality rather than your assumptions. In other words, take your own advice.

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>>39097738
>the only girls that expressed interest in me in high school were chubs not even obese, mind, just overweight
>although they actually approached me, and it would have required literally zero effort on my part to go out with them, I was too afraid/inconvenienced to actually pay them any mind
>now, all these years later, I actually like chubby girls
>I was literally handed a thicc gf on a silver platter, or the possibility of young love at least
>my response? No way fag
I swear, the last name to be struck from the book of grudges will be my own.

>>39113185
I wish you the best of luck. Don't accidentally get sucked in by a qt boy that shows a comfy amount of interest and tries to persuade you into being his temp-worker cum-dump.
Please be careful.

>>39113337
Again, what the fuck? The last time some guy tried to pull the FWB card, I ghosted his ass. Save your pretension.

>>39113464

Dumb roasties acting like they have human kindness and dignity. Go drop your panties for another Chad, and then run to your betas here to comfort you for the next one.

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>>39098319
>implying anyone would even WANT to ask you out

I'm doing a masters but scraping by.
Every guy is either an underachieving slob who'll only be a drain of my attention/finances, or is a confident, go-getter normie who wouldn't look my way because there are millions of women who have the chutzpah to get up at 6am to go for a jog every day of the week.
I also come from a very working class background. I'm distrustful of the rich and have been called white trash (in a well meaning way). I've only eaten out at fast food joints or if it's a birthday maybe a pub. Middle class men and up wouldn't date me, and working class men who like me skeeve me out (think jeremy kyle folk). Culturally I've done a bit of exploring, but anyone I can relate to about it hates me because of my non sjw views.
And if you think that normal men would date me, you're sorely mistaken. I've been in dating limbo for years now, the higher class women, you can just tell that they are. You can sense it with their Ivy Park workout clothes and Fjallraven bags, and their macbook airs, and their hair, even if the style is low effort, is glossy and looks like it's trimmed every fortnight. Their skin is usually clear from being able to eat fucking quinoa and kale on a whim, instead of wraps that are half cold ham, half cheese made by mum because it's either that or starve.
I could date if I properly got my shit together, maybe a job and could contain my awe when going to an actual fucking restaurant. I could date if I just gave up the masters and became a non achiever, working as a cashier. But right now there's nobody for me. Absolutely nobody.

>>39113185
Good. Now go do what I said at the trip.

>>39113519
>"try hard not to be a cumdumpster"
>"obviously I won't be sleeping around"
>"omg I can't believe what slutty bitches women are!"

>>39113817
Randomly touching any man I find moderately attractive in a workplace setting? Yeah. Sure. Definitely gonna get on that.

>>39113692
I really relate to this post. I'm from a working class area going to a pretty posh school. The place I'm living at doesn't even have a kitchen because it's all I can afford. I have a friend who lets me commute to her place to cook my meals in advance (soups, chutneys, pasta sauce, salads, chills, rice) , but if something comes up (ex. Freak weather, subways blocked) it's canned tuna, ramen and tea all week. Most working class guys have nothing in common with me, and most of these snobby rich guys would ever look my way, either, because I work with my hands in the field and don't have time for makeup or manicures. It's a weird shituation.

I think we both should focus on improving ourselves for our sake. I know you mentioned getting up for a run - and I get that, when you're poor and bike to work anyway it's a fucking bitch to start your day even earlier when you're already writing papers and grading crap and working and studying. However, exercising again really made early me feel good. The hours I spent on Sunday pre-cooking meals lets me listen to podcasts and destress. These things seem like big investments because you never really did it before, but they end up saving you a lot of time.

<3 Best of luck. What are you getting your masters in????

>>39114450
Then don't do it. Guess you'll always be the bubbly person in a group, but a spineless woman by yourself. The best part is you know where you're going wrong but won't change it.

>>39113464
>FWB
Bitch, please.
They don't pull that shit on the surface. They woo you with the attention first and make you think that you rock their entire world, effectively trapping your sweet naive ass in their web and then slowly back away after the pump and dump. The work thing just opens the door to a possibility of that where it might not have presented itself otherwise. And look.. it's not exclusive to Chads. These fucks that act like they would sell their soul for
>tfw gf
can do it too. The fat ones, the lanklets, the ones with teeth rotting out of their goddamn head.
I never said you weren't smart or assume that you may not be able to see the signs. I'm presenting you with a possible reality and I like you. It's not pretension. It can be ridiculously easy to fall into even when you're smart.

>>39114551
Again, what?
>know what you need to change
No, because you never explained anything to me or convinced me of anything.

i confessed my love to him and he didn't feel the same

>>39106286
>Instead, I almost always end up befriending women.

Getting a gf you have good chemistry with besides mutual attraction is a big +. Just grow some balls and ask one of those gals out. Trust me, you don't have to be Cicero, just ask straight away:'Let's go on a Date, you and me.' or something like that.
If they like you, they won't say no.

>>39114551
Jesus. Fuck off with this shit, you know-it-all cocksucker.

>>39105711
>men play hard to get
????
A man's interests are literally 1 question away. There is not being more straightforward.

>>39114632
>you wrote this boring wall of text to just say that men are manipulative and not just Chad
Thanks. The guy that played the "fwb" card with me was a manlet with bad teeth who became my first friend in a new country. None of your advice is new, shocking, or interesting to me. So stop patronizing me.

>>39114669
I'm a heterosexual woman?

>>39114674
This.
>"try touching strange men"
>"that's impolite."
>"uh clearly you are saying this because you are a spineless forever alone cat lady"

>>39114808
But you are a spineless cat lady. That's a good reason why you're here and you said just as much this whole thread. But hey, you won't try anything anyway so anyone's advice is wasted on you, well-meaning or otherwise.

>>39114808
Holy shit.
Get off the defense here. No one knows you or what you've been through. You're posting in a fembot thread and only spoke of rejection at first, so it was easy enough to think that you don't have experience in the ways of not-so-transparent chad wannabes.
It was words of warning and genuine concern and you turned it into something that was patronizing for yourself.

>>39114902
>my advice is wasted
>he said after several replies
>you won't try anything
>he said after several opportunities to try explaining his POV instead of repeating himself

>>39115058
>"get off the defence"
>he said defensively

lol

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>>39114808
>I'm a heterosexual woman?
Oh fuck, misread your post.
Well then I don't fucking know. All guys I know ask girls out they like. I guess you live in goofball country? Usually being passionate about something and not being too weird about it, does the trick.

>>39115108
I'm not a he or a "she" or a "he" or a shehe. And this wasn't just to offer you platitudes of bullshit.

>>39105247
Hey don't worry about it. If I was a woman, I wouldn't even ask you out!

>>39114902
You're really too combative. Imagine trying to be in a relationship with someone like you?

>>39115434
He's just being a shit to try to make a point and attempting that tough love trash. Being directly insulting can work with us sometimes because of defiance, but it's not something I would recommend in general for him.

>>39115434
>calls me names like cat lady or spineless
>and/or implies I'm a slut
>"omg don't be combative"
Maybe don't be tactless or condescending and then back down when called out?

>he actually believes that online interactions are indicative of IRL ones
>what is the "armchair warrior"

>>39115179
>not too weird
I like weird things. I don't think that helps, haha. What's with the Adam Smith? You theorizing on my moral sentiments?

>>39115645
>slut
At no point did I call you this. You aren't a slut. You're just stupid. I give you some general adbice, but apparently you need a step-by-step instruction manual with charts, graphs, and all the fixings. Go read a self help book if you want specific guidelines.

>>39115719
>fixings
what general region of what country are you from oldfag?
>tfw captcha keeps goading me with images of helicopters

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>>39115645
Nah, I just like Adam smith.
Problem is, for many women, I think, is the fact that they think way too fucking complicated about men. Most men have really simple desires.
If you ever worked in sales, you probably will get what I mean. Men has desire, you fulfill it, he likes you goes back to you again.
No different options to consider, no sideways, just going straight for the goal.
Just smile at a guy you like and don't too retarded about it. If you are any good at smiling and talking, most men will ask you out. Your looks won't matter.
I know a fucking ugly as hell gal yet she got a 9/10 bf. When I ask him why out of all fucking people he went with her, he said:'Whenever other women open their mouth, they talk about emotions or about themselves. Nothing else. She(the fugly gal) showed genuine interest in me and my hobbies. We're basically friends on top of being a couple."

I hope my advice helps. I have no clue how the selection of males in your area.

>>39115778
Where do you people live where 9/10 guys are locked in by ugly girls? I've had nothing but trouble with the average or worse ones being assholes or just straight up rejecting me.

>>39115719
>rambles about how I shouldn't be some guy's cumslut
>"I'm not saying you're a skank, though."
>"I never insulted you!"
>"You're just stupid."

Sad!

>>39115778
This is good advice! I ruminate on my social interactions. A real moment of clarity for me was when I discovered my friend's phone was broken - when I had been secretly fuming over the fact they weren't taking my calls about My parent's divorce. It helped me realize how frequently I assume that every unfruitful exchange is indicative that someone hates me. There's a variety of circumstances that have nothing to do with my life.

I'm sort of on the right track. The last guy in my original post talked to me for half and hour about his thesis and I was very engaged. He still didn't call me. There's probably a thousand reasons why that happened, and they may not have anything to do with me.

For your 9/10 bf friend, what were his interests?
>furthermore, where can I find a guy who is interested in MY interests

>>39115985
You misunderstood my post about the cum dump. I mean to say that it's not always obvious what someone else's intentions are and to be on your shit. I wasn't telling you to go fuck your work guy. And also there's two different people at least that you're talking to here.

>>39116222
>two different people
Duh.

And someone else's intentions are irrlevant if you have a semblance of moral character.

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Because I'm a lesbian desu

>girls don't ask guys out because guys will do it for them
>if ever asked to do it, they will say "guys don't like to be asked out"
>despite the fact that the only people who say that are women

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>>39098129
>MGTOW
>Alphas

>>39116356
>>39116356
>semblance of moral character

I had to re-read the post about you going campung because I thought it was s work thing.
Let me set the scene:
>camping trip with new people
>beautiful days, comfy outdoors
>qt guy from group shows more interest than to anyone else
>eventually singles you out and acts incredibly interested in your interests
>find yourself attracted to camp guy despite wanting to be on guard
>walls drop faster than expected
>hey.. me. Is this guy the one? He seems really nice and he's cute and we share the same interests and he doesn't have rot mouth or literally anything wrong with him for a change
>a few feelings of doubt for his intentions but the feeling of infatuation presses onward
>fall for dumb guy despite brain
>potentially get drunk and get woo'ed into sleeping with dumb guy
>it was feigned interest to get into pants all along
>welp

Worst case scenario is that you sleep with him. Obviously it being a stupid idea and more obviously a less than moral move.
I don't know how you fall, but I fall hard and lose my reasoning abilities.

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she did, and she referenced herself in the third person because women are pussies who are afraid of rejection! Hahahahajajajajajjajahahahahahhha!

>>39116761
>I fall hard
Sorry about earlier, I interpreted your previous posts as "man who knows nothing about me decided to tell me not be Chad's cumdump" as opposed to "woman talks about her experiences being manipulated by creeps".

While I still find a LOT of your phrasing to be deeply patronizing and presumptions (and thus a poor way to convey your point), I appreciate now that you are trying to be nice - even if your experience is very different from my own.

The problem with a lot of your writing is that you act as if other people are naive as you were - even though I repeatedly established that I was in a similar scenario (someone I loved tried to manipulate me into a casual relationship) and I didn't make your mistakes. Your insistence upon the point only furthered the implication that you didn't respect my evaluation of the situation.

>>39116949
Yah, I have a way with fucking up words.

Why can't you just let me show you my love with weird advice and pretend to accept it?

>>39097738
Life would be so much easier if some girl could just ask me out after showing genuine interest in the shitty book I'm reading.
>>39117111
I'll ship you two.

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Because I can't tell if he's a Chad or not, and he'd never go for me.
Plus I'm attracted to every tall white or asian guy in my school.

>>39117204
I don't want to in lesbians with her, I want to be her overprotective friend with a touch of aspergers

>>39117372
Same goes for the girls in my cantonese flash animations, but that doesn't stop me from shipping them. :^)

>>39104704

Hey.

I have no intention of meeting you, but I want to discord or some shit, since I'm curious to hear more of your experiences.

Make a disposable handle or something if you're scared.

>>39117372
>overprotective friend
Oh gosh, now I feel like a super dick. Sorry anon, you're a sweetheart and i appreciate your sentiments.

>>39115985
Of course I would tell you to never be his cumslut, I didn't call you a slut. My goodness, what are you even getting hung up on?

Okay, back to the point: be more socially spaghetti spewing instead of stewing it in your brain.

None of you single women are in Europe. And if you are you're single by choice.

Fuck this cuntinent.

>>39117581
I don't have a throwaway discord, but I can make one later. Here's a throwaway email so we can exchange discords after I make one.
[email protected]

>>39098104
I want to browse 4chan with you senpai, and we can shitpost till the night ends winning arguments.

These faggots cant beat the two of us together.

>>39117611
I'm just relieved that you understand what I meant now.
and I don't know your experience with talking to khv robots, so if you don't know there are a lot that are really sweet, sentient beyond their peep, pretty smart, and don't know their worth. So many are Chad attractive but are actually mentally capable of discussing something in depth with you, they just have trash self esteem.

>>39117871

Mines is [email protected]

>>39104324
Literally just stop eating you fat fuck, it's that easy for women.

>>39117772
Read. The. Thread.

>>39118106
>self aware, kind, physically attractive robot boys
<normie meme>bitch where</normie meme>

>relieved
Ahhh!!! You're really rubbing salt in the wound, anon. <3

>>39117853
There aren't any single women in Europe. They're either with Chad or they're with Muslim refugees. No hope for the average guy.

>>39117772
>anon was clearly talking to two people and not you in that context

>>39105711
>men plays hard to get

I dont play hard to get. I just wait for them to ask. That's literally it. If I''m interested and they ask I'll say yes and go balls deep into the relationship. They are the ones playing hard to get by not asking.

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>>39097783
>girl in my class is looking at me when she thinks I don't notice, looks away when I look back
>try talking to her
>she's shy and the conversation instantly dries up
>happened several times (except for the lab where we could talk about the experiments and such)
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO DO?
JUST TELL HER MY WHOLE LIFE STORY SO SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO TALK?
JESUS CHRIST

>>39101989
Women are the biggest spooks.

>>39118463
Ask her questions about herself. Women usually love talking about themselves. If that doesn't work, ask her what her interests are and talk about that. If that doesn't work, just tell her you think she's cute and ask her if she'd like to go out with you sometime to a dinner and a movie.

Just take a chance. If she hasn't pushed you away yet, she's probably interested. Women will shove you away if they weren't interested in you.

>>39118124
this
to be 200lb and 5'3 youd have to be eating like 3000 calories a day or some shit

>>39118583
She likes anime. She doesn't know I like anime.
Saying "Hey I like anime too" seems like an autistic thing to do, although normies probably do stuff like that all the time.
>Just take a chance. If she hasn't pushed you away yet, she's probably interested. Women will shove you away if they weren't interested in you.
That would imply we were anywhere near close. We just had some nice chats during labs. Any of my attempts to talking to her when I was sitting next to her in class failed horribly as her replies were short so it always ended up in awkward silence.

Honestly, I'd say it's just my imagination that she might like me, if it wasn't this prolonged atmosphere of awkwardness. I'm pretty sure she's awkward around all guys, so I might not be a special case.

>>39118698
It literally wouldn't hurt to try because after this class is over, you'll never see her again in your life.

>>39118730
We're stuck in the same classes for at least another 2 years.

Getting two socially retarded people to talk is the most painful thing ever. Like I can hold myself in a conversation, but only if it's a 50/50 one as on both parties are trying to keep the conversation alive.

The only women (or rather girls in that case) I got somewhat along with were the more assertive ones, that knew what they wanted and weren't afraid to take it. But that was 10 years ago.

>>39118817
Bud, just take the chance. The worst that will happen is you avoid each other for the rest of your time together. Do you want to be nutting inside her or not? Just fucking try.

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>>39117853
or we're lesbians and can't get a gf
a-anyone with me? haha? ladies?

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>>39118868
>Do you want to be nutting inside her or not?
Are you sure you are posting on the right board Norman?

>>39097738
Because he lives 6 hours away and I don't know if I can do a LDR.

>>39118151
Here, as weird as it is.

>>39118106
Where?

Chadlets/Bradlets, reveal yourselves.

>>39120083
I'm not sure if I'm a chadlet or just young and naive enough (19) that I have yet to realize how much of a robot I really am.

>>39097738
But anon I don't like anyone that's achievable for me.

>>39120083
You can try to make a thread for it on the attention whore board

>>39097738
I don't really notice other people as well as I should, so I don't pick up on hints. I'd appreciate it if one would say hello or something

>Ask out suspected anime watching suspected robot
>Sorry, you're not my type
>I want to date a 10/10 Asian girl who watches anime, plays games and will peg me on Thursday nights
>But she's chubby
>I don't want to date a nerd
>friendzones the hell out of said girl because she doesn't look like Brittany Lightningtits

You guys seriously don't look at girls who want you nor do you feel the need to treat her like a girl when she pays attention to you.

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>>39097738
I did. he said yes!

>>39101716
I know my opinion won't mean anything, but being poor means nothing, or at least should, as long as you don't use it as an excuse to dress or act trashy. I also hate when people call others/themselves stupid because everyone is good and bad at different things. You might be bad at math/writing, but there's probably something else that you're better than others at even if it's something you wouldn't consider useful/important. This might sound strange, but I actually like more awkward/robot people more than normies. People like that are usually more honest at expressing themselves if that makes any sense. It's better to be yourself and fail with people than it is to put up a front like most people in my opinion.

From what you described you sound a lot like me. I'm not great with social situations, but with the lack of friends I've stopped caring about being liked by most people so I try not to let that control my actions. We're pretty much the same when it comes to "cute" stuff and emotional reactions. To use your words, I'm not friend material and I'm not boyfriend material. I'm also considered a very boring person. Deep down I still wish to eventually have a relationship with someone (it'd be a first), but I've decided that I'll never allow myself to fake who I am around people again for the sake of approval. I've spent too much of my life lowering myself trying to conform for people to like me and I'm done.

I don't know why I wrote as much as I did. It's just that you remind me of myself, even the part about not being a sexual person. If I ever have the opportunity in the future to date someone, I hope it'd be someone like you. I hope life works out for you. I really do.

I've asked out 4 guys before. 2 rejected me , and the other 2 ghosted me. I'm not sure how eager I am to repeat the process.

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>>39098319
What font is that at the bottom?
>>39098635
>>39098855
Oh crap I chuckled hard while dodging the edge. Also nice digits.

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I don't blame women for not asking someone out, the same way I don't blame guys. That shit is a lot more complicated than it probably should be.

I've turned down women that asked me out even though I was interested in them. Because I don't know how to properly respond in that situation.

>>39110555
>You just need to be more confident

>>39121592
How many of them yelled at you?
How many of them punched you?

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>>39098068
i don't know what that means, so probably not.

>>39098099
lol and you guys say we have it on easy mode. okay.

>>39100685
he was 5'6" and asian, so not a Chad by your guys' standards

If he hasn't asked me out it means he's not comfortable with the idea of me as his date.

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why him and not me?

im sorry i dont like being alone so much

do you want to play with me? this game is my favorite

can you help me be happy

where are you going

>>39097783
It is 2017

>>39121982
I didn't realize that was the standard for rejection, my bad.

>>39101574
crazy women are my favorite

i never realized lonely girls existed until today

>>39104885
I can be your Skype boyfriend.

>>39122027

Hey, it's that cat poem.

>>39122308
They are lonely by choice, not by fate.

ITT

>the no bf
>too afraid when hit on
>too afraid to do the hitting on

I guess the problem is breaking out of the shy barrier??

>>39097783
rage is all i feel

>>39123847
Same here, every single day.

>>39111769
And then ghosting suicidal Americans apparently.

>>39098119
Holy shit, you're Austriananon. I've heard of you, you're the abomination that thinks about fucking her older sister.

>>39097738
She deserve something better

>>39118151
>>self aware, kind, physically attractive robot boys
><normie meme>bitch where</normie meme>
Here on r9k, but by definition they won't know they are such, and so won't respond to threads asking for them.

>tfw might be one, but who am I kidding, I'm obviously 2/10 because zero girls have ever liked me, so I won't be responding either
>tfw no way to know

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i'm hijacking this thread since i'm sure most of you lot are "girls"

what the fuck does it mean when a girl goes
>i'm so lonely i want a bf
but, when you bring it up she responds with
>but i don't want to rush into it like we should get to know each other more

how am i supposed to "know you more" when i'm the one carrying the conversation a majority of the time, christ almighty

>>39124244
you're the friendzoned gay friend she complains to but doesn't want

>>39124244
She wants to see if you are boyfriend material.

>>39124278
>>39124301
i'm unsure what her motives are, really, as foolish as that sounds

she's complimented me in the past and still does, texts/calls me first, and so on but routinely mentions that i have too much of an ego and that i'm a conceited asshole

am i just being strung along here? one moment i'm an attractive guy and the next i'm some megalomaniac that only cares about himself

Hello, I came to this thread to collect a broken fembot gf I can skype with and exchange autistic memes.
Is this the right place?

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>>39097738
>Tfw you talked to a girl for the first time in months over a discord your friend invited to and apparently she had interest in you somehow

>Tfw your cancerous shitposterus ways got you banned in a short time as per usual

I should probably end my life soon. I'm not a girl but I'm posting in this thread anyway deal with it fags.

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>>39098104
oh you'd be surprised