>Had a dream that my balls just came off in my sleep

It's premonition

You're going to get married

>>39095579
>>39095935
>tfw had a similar dream

Lol I'm not gonna get married

If anything this dream is the dreamworld's method of torturing me for neutering my Cat

>>39095579
Have you been having a lot of sex?

>>39095935
How is thst supposed to make sense?>>39096082
Lolno
22 Year Old virgin.

>>39096184
Idk man im trying to find some psychological reason behind the dream. Maybe you have a fear of stds or something like that

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>>39095579
Freud would have a field day with us

Back when I was 16
>Fucking generic but hot brunette doggy
>going good, enjoying ourselves
>take a break, water or something, and come back
>can only get halfway hard
>like first half of dick is super hard second half is flaccid
>just take scissors and cut off the second half of my dick
>no blood, just like skin, just half a dick.
>looks like those zelda monsters on the beach
>continue to fuck brunette half-dicked no problem

Weird thing is I've never had erectile problems or any fear of them.

>>39096213
I appreciate your efforts anon
It was such a horrifying dream so I'm desperate for meaning
>>39096227
Maybe our bodies are just freaked out that we're not having Sex & so it's trying to scare us into Action

>>39096286
Yeah I can see that actually. Except there was no fear in the dream, I was just glad to get rid of the half that didn't work. Super weird.

Any of you guys have any luck lucid dreaming? I've never done it. I've been pushing my fingers into my palms to see if they go through throughout the days and I've been keeping a dream journal. No luck though

>>39096286
Maybe your future self is trying to tell you something trough your dreams. Like maybe you will have stupid fucked up children in the future and this is like a way to say. Chop em off before it's too late.

>>39096422
Also what's weird, is I understand something as something else in my dreams. Like I'm white and I'll hang out with this guy and understand him as my cousin but it doesn't make any sense cause he's latino. That or I'll see the city I live near as on an island but that doesn't make any sense cause I don't live near the ocean

>>39095579
Get yourself a water filter, cut all major sources of xenoestrogens from your diet and start lifting. They're trying to reprogram you.

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>>39095579
>implying dreams have meanings

Dreams are typically driven by the subconscious by entirely emotional means. Nothing more, nothing less.
>inb4 LE TIP FEDORA HEHEHE XDD
Shut the fuck up. I'm a fedora tipper for stating facts ?

>>39096433
No fuck that
I'm The end of my line
I'm the only heir to My Family's name
I Need to have Sons
If I create some sort of Doomsday figure then fuck it
>>39096466
Alex Jones here might be right, dream came about hours after I had been fapping to Trap Porn

>>39096556
>muh children
They are not me in any way shape of form. What dna I do pass on will be completely changed eventually through reproduction of new kids down the line and eventually any trace will be wop-ed away with mutation. That little bastard is an individual. He isn't me at all, and ill be dead anyway

>>39096630
If He's nothing like you how do you explain Personality Traits of yours being passed on to Your Son?

>>39096671
Im more just against the whole view of it as some way to be immortal or the "takes biology once" mindset of our purpose is to fuck. If I have kids or not I'm still the same amount of dead

>>39096816
True
But some semblance of both your appearance & memories Libes On in Your Children.

>>39095579
I got food poisoning one time and I'm the dream I got kicked really hard in the balls, same time I got kicked I woke up in serious stomach pain. I threw up chunks into the trash and my connection was that I threw up the chunky remnants of my testicles. I can no longer eat calamari

>>39096469
Pretty much this
>Be dreaming
>Imagine "Boy it would be the shittiest if (x) happened right now"
>It immediately happens afterwards
Dreams are torture for me. I hope I never dream again.

>>39095579
Dreams don't mean anything. Sometimes your brain just wants a scary time. Why do you think we get pleasure out of roller coasters and playing Outlast?

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>>39095579
>get lost on my way to work
>keep looking at the time
>i'm really late and I can't find the place
>finally find the right building
>it's huge
>get lost inside
>heart racing because I can't find my desk
>literally at work but still not at work so I'm still incresingly late
>finally find my desk
>coworkers and boss give me shit for arriving so late
>feel like crying
>wake up
>remember i don't have a job
to think that this probably has actually happened to many a wageslave. being a neet never felt better

>>39096227
>>>/out/ you fucking chad

>>39097726
It was a dream you retard. In what real life scenario would

A. Someone chop their dick in half

B. Someone here actually have sex

>>39097726
He said it was a dream, m8

>>39097726
I sure would fucking hope it was a dream. Fuck am I glad I can't feel anything in dreams. I get fucked up way more than I ever get laid in my dreams. Fml

>>39095579
I woke myself up like mid-shout of some random name because I dreamed I was being pulled into my bed. It was jarring but I wasn't that frightened. Like I've dreamed actual worst nightmare scenarios. Haven't had crazy see thing sleep paralysis yet though. I had a dream I was trapped under a sewer grate and this ring looking girl was just staring at me from up above. It's weird that girls like that and little asian kids scare me so much when neither of them are a threat to me.

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>>39095579
>Dream I'm having sex with girl
>jaw starts to hurt
>feel jaw unhinge
>suddenly bite girl clean in half
>still having sex with lower half and covered in blood
>climax
>wake up to cum covered sheets

What does it mean annons?

>>39097930
Wow at least I don't murder people in my dreams fuck

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I sometimes have nightmares where my mother is some kind of monster and she's chasing me.
I always try to climb out of the window but she always grabs my legs.

I wish I could just be a normal person and have nightmares about her dying instead.

>>39095579
>dreamed I was masterbaiting
>penis gets longer
>starts moving like a snake
>wraps itself around my neck
>cant Breath
>wake up
>sleep palatrisis
>choke and splutter for a few seconds
>regain ability to move
>realise I'm erect
>start to wank

>>39098317
>not seeing the obvious symbolism

>>39098385
What?
Is the originally symbolism

>>39098317
You are Adam because the snake wants to get all up in Eve

>>39098412
Your penis has complete control over you.

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>>39098449
>>39098455
I'm not that bad honestly I only masterbate like once a day twice occasionally

>>39098477
That is way too much tho.

>>39098665
Depends how long imo. Is he spending an hour making a thread on /gif/ and trying to find the perfect time to finish or is he just clicking on a porn site and skimming the first vid he likes