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first for having no friends, being a NEET but having a routine so you get up at a reasonable time.

>>38998342
how long you been a neet for laddo.

>>38998306
>cheeky little pokey bum wank
delet

Is this official paki grooming gang thread lads?

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>>38998357
>he doesn't have cheeky little pokey bum wanks

>>38998369
My wanks are shameful enough without bringing bum poking into it

>>38998356
Since I left sixth form, so 2 months.
Nah It's been since I left school, 6 years ish now, but I'm getting a job. I started cleaning my room, waking up early and going to bed early. I watched some Jordan Peterson stuff too and that helped. Now I have a solid routine which involves laundry, cleaning and other shit.
I don't play vidya anymore, weirdly I prefer doing work and stuff. I just played too much video games that I got burned out on them.

>>38998306
Who do you relate to the most in the pic? I'd probably say I'm the pepe cutting meat off in the kebab shop.

>tfw no qt femboy to relieve me of my virginity

Am I the only robot with this problem?

>>38998360

Probably in /pol/scum or somewhere else where subhuman filth collect.

Have you ever paid for porn in any way lads?
I remember when I got my first proper job and moved out of my parents house into my own little place. I realised I had money and free time and an empty place. I spent days in a wanking stupor, using my cash to buy those porn scenes that you get occasionally that look fucking great but you can't find anywhere for free.
Ah it was a good time.

>>38998388
>I just played too much video games that I got burned out on them.

same exact thing happened to me. i spent pretty much all my free time playing video games until about 18 and then i got bored of it

When it comes to the cheeky pokey, once or twice a year at most. Too much hassle, I say

>>38998397
Main wojak since whenever I have to go out I have my hood up and I'm usually thinking about this place

>>38998434
What do you do to replace the hole? I can't clean forever, eventually everything will be clean in my house.

>>38998453
Fuck girls and lots of them.

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Ebin is on the front page of r/4chan https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/6szlv6/redditlover_gay_pride_supporter_posts_pic_of_his/
>600 views

>>38998489
Who posted that on reddit and also holy shit that place is a mess

>>38998489
oh shit it's the image I made.
Why do they find it funny though? It's only funny because we know ebin, they don't even know who mould boy is, so why do they like it?

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>>38998489
>redditlover gay pride supporter

>>38998489
And I thought I had lanky hands.

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>>38998489
Holy shit reddit is eye cancer
How can anyone browse that site without getting a headache?

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I'm in a weird part of amazon, lads.
I like them desu

who is the reddit user

>tehpwner127

who posts here. Why such a shit username?

>>38998545
And why not use the full name tehpwnerer you fool

>>38998545
It's obviously "ironic" dude

>>38998545
>tehpwner127
is there 126 others?

tehpwner128

'Simmer' means bubbling a bit right lads?

>parents back from holiday
>hungover
>still not tidied room
>Rich Piana dying
>also no gf
shit day

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tehpwner129

>>38998533
I think I know someone who owns the bottom left one. Doesn't look too bad but they are older and it was at a festival so it kinda fit in quite well.

>>38998599
By my estimation yes lad

Haven't done speed or drank alcohol in a week and got a job offer. Comeback August is habbening.

Downside is I don't want a job and do want to keep drinking and doing drugs instead of having to go and be around normies all day.

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>>38998409
Found the rapey Paki inbred

>>38998599
Very light and sporadic bubbling yes

>>38998668

Allah's followers are everywhere my brother.

As salamu alaykum

>>38998668
seriously, why do we allow these people in our country?
I would love to hear how a liberal suggests we deal with this issue

>>38998669
Oo er, 3 was a bit much then. Down to 1-2 I reckon.

>>38998706

Peace be with you, all men are brothers and all things unfold according to Allah's word.

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>>38998706
Don't be racist. Don't you like Kebabs and curry?

>>38998626
think i prefer the bottom right one, although id look like a super autist wearing it in public

>>38998664
what job lad? maybe it will give you rewards greater than drugs will

>>38998425
>Paying for porn
>Ever having sex with a woman.

Pick one

>>38998720
>>38998730
no really, memeing aside, what is the response of a liberal when confronted with this shit?

>3 hours left of wage slaverino
I think this is usually where time literally slows down to a crawl. Anyone have any interesting short reads or something to pass the time.

>>38998745

In'sha Allah.

Really, brother.

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>>38998754
>Anyone have any interesting short reads

>>38998739
Nah it's just a barista job basically. I guess it will retrain me to speak to humans again since I've forgotten how to interact with them.

>>38998489
Fuck me those look disturbing. Why was ebin posting his hand anyway?

>>38998782
a good skill to have lad! you never know when you might have to interect with a human. barista sounds fun, do you have to learn how to make wacky coffees?

>>38998812
>Why was ebin posting his hand anyway?
I think he took a pic of a spider while holding a timestamp and people said his hand looked weird so he posted a full pic

Robot porn anon here?

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>>38998872
Yeah I'm here, have some sorcy stuff on me lad

>>38998821
I was a barista
It's just putting ground coffee into a machine that runs water through it
the trick is with the milk

and a latte and a cappuccino are exactly the same, the only difference is the cappuccino has a pure foam top whilst the latte is mixed throughout

I hate the culture surrounding coffee, I got that from working in it for 8 years
>Hi, can I get a gluten-free, flax seed and quinoa, non-dairy blueberry and fair trade oat muffin and a skinny, soya decaff vanilla frappadappaccino please? 2 pumps xx
fuck off.

>>38998872
not even gay
but homosexual

>>38998489
>https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/6szlv6/redditlover_gay_pride_supporter_posts_pic_of_his/
Who posted this there? You're a fucking gayboy taking britfeel OC and trying to get you leddit upboats.

Fucking should be ashamed of yourself whoever did this. Can't trust anyone on here; who is the dirty ledditor?

>>38998930

Sounds pretty groovy.

>>38998930
I think someone did it to annoy ebin because he said he expected to see it on /r/4chan
Pretty funny to be honest

>>38998930
I will admit that I occasionally venture into the more specific hobby and porn one's but I would never do such a thing. The 4chan one is some of the worst shit on that site. Thousands of votes for the worst posts on this site.

>>38998821
I guess so. Yeah I have to make coffees and stuff. I lied and said I knew how to do it so bit nervous about that! Gonna have to watch videos online and stuff before my first shift.

>>38998745
In my experience its generally something like "There are some sick people in this world". They just try to make it more about the person and less about where they came from

>r/4chan

wtf is this the layout is horrible

>>38998930
As the guy who made the image I couldn't give a fuck as long as you don't bring any of the homos here. That's why I asked whoever wanted to post it on /r/chan to use the one without the next OP's edition. The image posted on reddit was the export version.

>>38998964
This. The niche porn subs are actually quite good desu.

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>>38998994
I think it's ironic, but it's just autistic.

>>38998668
Can I have a source for this mate? I tried finding it but came up with nothing

>>38999003
desu sometimes when I don't want to scroll through interracial and cuck porn I'll go on reddit. Even the front page.

>>38998994
I think it's meant to be
>le ironic 4chan humor
>look how shit out site is
>isn't it funny and edgy lads
and it just fails.

>>38999022
Nah fuck that. There's only one reason to go to leddit: niche boards. Anything remotely mainstream on that site is a fucking dumpster fire and everyone posting needs to be gassed. Personally I don't have any hobbies so I only go for the niche porn boards, so that limits the time I go there even more.

Imagine being the mod of r/4chan and having to sift though all the shit memes and badly cropped posts that newfags send in

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The reddit thread is at 65 upvotes, but it's not even funny if you don't know Ebin.

I reckon whoever made it should delete it, reddit fags will come over here. Also however much you hate mould boy, he is one of us. The family of aspies shouldn't turn on one another.

>>38999041
Bet you go to the sissy caption boards, you homo

>>38999041
I don't know about that. The community and the attitude of the people on there are fucking garbage but the content can sometimes be better if you just want to casually browse something while eating breakfast. /r/videos is okay as well when I don't know what to watch.

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>>38998745
They would just say this is anecdotal evidence and NOT ALL PAKIS, most are peace loving people, this has nothing to do with their religion and all to do with mental illness, white people do the same thing, etc. Absolute spastics if you ask me

I'll admit I use reddit to find information on niche subjects, but I would never post anything from here on there. That is treason in my eyes and will only serve to bring over ledditors who will ruin the decent atmosphere we've cultivated here.

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>>38998872
I think there's two of us. I assume this is a request for the metallic kind of robot porn.
I'll be thoroughly disappointed if sexbots don't look anything like Drossel.

what you lads up too this weekend?

>>38999086
Absolutely nothing. I got a job offer but it doesn't start until September so I'm sitting around doing fuck all until then.
Probably just wank to pass the time.

>>38998403
>>38998403
>implying it would count
>Sexual intercourse, or coitus or copulation, is principally the insertion and thrusting of the penis, usually when erect, into the vagina for sexual pleasure, reproduction, or both.

>>38998730
DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH FUCK YOU SHITLORD THANK ALLAH FOR THE DIVERSE FOOD WE CAN NOW EAT IN BRITAIN SUCH AS HUMAN

>>38999086
Gonna go meet my internet buddies. Play board games, watch some movies, eat shitty food etc

Question for the robot porn anon(s): is your name Jay?
I'm working on a theory here.

>>38999086
Maths, drinking, playing the new hearthstone expansion and looking at pictures of my waifu. It's all I ever do.
What about you, lad?

>>38999104
No but it starts with a J

>>38999086
working 9 to 5
what a way to make a living

>>38999086
Everyone's favorite chain pub Spoons. Wonder which of the bizarre locals will be here today.

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Have you chosen to surgically remove your penis yet britfeel? If not, why not?

>>38999124
no but I accidentally chemically castrated myself when I thought I was a tranny
my dick still works but I'm shooting blanks and have no sexual urges whatsoever any more

>>38999124
TILDE DONT YOU DARE CHOP OFF YOUR PENIS

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>>38999086
Baby shopping, and sleeping. Maybe spend the day with the misses if I have the energy.

>>38999124
I have not. And I don't plan too.
I saw on one of those girly mags a comment about a guy who 'didn't realise he had no vagina till he was 18'.

>>38999093
wanking is a good way to spend time
>>38999101
cool what board games?
>>38999114
drinking at a mates tonight (I think) then probably pubbing and clubbing tomorrow
>>38999121
gimme the run down on the locals anon

>>38999132
>I accidentally chemically castrated myself when I thought I was a tranny
story?

>>38999124
When I'm dead I'll donate it to a ftm tranny

>>38999150
Carcasonne, Caverna, Takenoko. Those are our 3 favourites but we have a bunch more too

>>38999086
writing erotic fiction, super kinky stuff

>>38999132
chuckled at this desu.

The article isn't even about trannies. It's just about blokes who decide they don't want a dick anymore. Pathetic.

>>38999164
Not him, but do you play Talisman?
I fucking love that shit.

>>38999155
Not him, but I assume
>no gf so went prison gay
>no bf so thought being a girl (male) would help.
>takes hormones.
>still no bf
realises he was prison gay

>>38999086
Going to try and get the courage up to sign up for kickboxing lessons. Trying to stop being beta for Comeback August.

>>38999179
I've not heard of that one. I'll look it up and see if it sounds good

>>38999181
Don't go to a mma gym for kickboxing lad. It's a joke.

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You've got to make an account to report a post on reddit
this shit is so gay

>>38999196
>reporting a post on a site you don't use
I'm pretty sure that's worse lad.

>>38999191
How do you mean? The gym I'm looking at has fighters that have gone to UFC and Japan to compete in MMA so they must be half-decent.

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Anyone else here subscribe to Spacedock?
Comfy as hell lads.

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>>38999207
Ok let's allow the reddit community into our site, brilliant idea.

>>38999150
>locals
Haven't been for a while but I'll try knock a few out from memory
>really hyperactive bartender who shittalks people who order drinks he doesn't like
>nutter junkie who hangs out with girls still in school even though he's almost 20
>this one ginger lad who's nice enough but often has some kind of scar or cut on his face since last time you saw him
>that one weird guy I went to school with who always seems to be there stood at the bar talking to his mate who works there
>2 underaged girls who patrol the smoking area asking for people to go in and get them drinks
>that one slightly alcoholic teacher you used to have

>>38999240
>tumblr gif

genuinely, kill yourself
not joking, fucking end yourself you useless disgusting cunt

>>38999243
but there's no identifying info on the post...it doesn't mention britfeel

>>38999234
They may be good at mma, but if they did actual kickboxing tournies they'd get knocked the fuck out.

>>38999243
>let's allow the community that has already been here/came from here/ to come here.

okay lad.

>>38999252
hey tumblr's a good place to get gifs
...and porn

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what do lads. got to go to my step brothers wedding. mummy says i need new clothes. i want to get a suit. which do we think is better. narrowed it down to 3.

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choice 2

>>38999264
Light grey is a very nice choice, but honestly it depends on your shape and how you look.
Tailor it properly and it will look good my friend.

>>38999258
>They may be good at mma, but if they did actual kickboxing tournies they'd get knocked the fuck out.
mmm maybe. Trouble is I want to do some wrestling/grappling as well and it's cheaper to just do it all at one place that trains in all of them.

>>38999262
whats keeping you, you horrific scum shit cunt
kill yourself

>>38999244
Do you live in a small town or something? I hardly ever see the same people twice in my local spoons. But then again I've lived in London my entire life so never really felt like I know anyone around me.

>>38999264
I'd say go light grey lad.

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>>38999275
yeah i like grey. i'm tall n skinnyish with a bit of a belly

>>38999264
This one, no choice really. The dark grey look pretty shitty.

>>38999311
Out of the two you sent I like the first one, light grey is a good choice for a summer wedding, but I would ditch the shirt and tie in that picture and go for maybe a light green and white shirt.

imagine one of ebins fingers going up your bum, it would be like a little willy is traveling up there.

starving
could order a pizza right now if I wanted
but I won't coz I'll get fat

>>38999264
>>38999271
>>38999311
y-you're not ordering a suit online right? most suit shops will custom fit a suit to you if you spend over a hundred quid

>>38999300
It's in a smallish place a few towns over for me in the "posh" bit of the area and the only real cheap pub if you don't want to go into the city which is like a 30 minute bus or into the proper shithole where you're gonna get stabbed if you look at someone funny so it pulls the same crowd really. Older people who are too cheap for the proper "locals" pubs and younger kids who aren't into going clubbing and are too lazy to get the bus which gives you some characters who stand out a lot. Also if you go on the same day for a few weeks on the trot you notice them. In a place like london theres so much choice for people as well as people travelling you won't see the same one's unless it's a proper locals pub

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Reddit post is at 100 votes but only 1 comment from a britfeel lad
the state of reddit what's the point

Day 2 of no internet and not being able to work on my project lads haha.
Not a good feel in the slightest

>>38999349
its not fucking wonder tilde fancies him. its like he carries around 8 mini dildos with himself.

>>38999124

Because it's 7x5.5 and a shining symbol of my opressive patriarchy over the lesser women

>>38999419
>no internet
>posting online
okay lad, r u majik?

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>>38999418
>tfw got 25k upvotes for screencapping a robot man raging about reddit

>>38999124
I listen to shoegaze and even I wouldn't become a fucking tranny.
What's up with kids these days/

>>38999124
because it's always locked up anyway teehee

>>38998453
i read a lot and worked out.

>>38999450
well, are you going to link it then?

>>38999275
>>38999303
>>38999316
>>38999327
>>38999357
thanks lads.light grey it is. think will be brave and go into shop and try it on. will see what a diff tie looks like n all

>>38998434
>never play video games
>haven't played one all the way through for 5 years except for Bloodborne a year ago
>still spend hours reading about them
I don't know why I do it. Just out of habit I suppose.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCWfkl0aQU8

>>38999486
Remember to get a belt which colour maches your shoes.

>>38998533
I immediately hate anyone I see wearing this kind of shit. Used to go to festivals and had to stay with some crusties in stuff like this. They all smelt bad and were general fuck ups. Was fine with them when I was younger but looking back they were pathetic people.

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>Maple "flavoured" syrup
what actually is this stuff?

>>38999612

Golden syrup with "maple" flavouring

why the fuck aint any of you cunts talking?

>>38999806
sorry lad, I popped down the shop to buy a drink.

>>38999806
mid-afternoon fap session I'm assuming.

>>38999806
Bit tired and think my mum heard me wanking so in a bad mood

Mummy May needs to know why you haven't got a job in 2017. It's not like 2012 or some shit literally no excuse now NEETIES.

>>38999844

The freemartin cunt can fuck off and die.

>>38999844
i only answer to one person and that is God. i move when God commands me.

>>38999844
I'm too busy writing my screenplay. I'll go back to wageslaving once I've finished it.

>>38999844
Brexit and pakis taking our jobs innit

>>38999821
Probably, had a good wank to a robot doujin just now.

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/6dzis9/robot_on_reddit

this guy posts us on reddit for karma, bet someone could dox him given his 4 year worth of post history...

>>38999844
Then I need to know why Mummy May has hundreds of thousands of people flooding into the country yet expects us to get jobs like snapping our fingers!

It's very basic economics. More people means it's harder to get jobs. If she wants to help us get jobs then close the fucking borders and deport every immigrant who has slighted the law.

>>38999947
Well he's a Limmy poster and probably a virgin.

>>38999976

Deport every NEET is a much better idea.

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Back from work lads. Bought some wholemeal bread like a lovely anon suggested the other day. Shall try some for breakfast

>someone posted /ourlad/ ebin on reddit

Stay vigilant lads. Pictures of "doggos" and overuse of "friendo" and "bud" are warning signs. You could be next!

>>39000045
Any lads taken mirtazapine before?

>>39000077
yes
made me numb and hungry

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES. I HAVE FINALLY DONE IT. I HAVE LOST MY VIRGINITY AT 19.

it is actually so easy if you put yourself out there. i even came inside her because she was on the pill. never been so happy. the lads said they are taking me out for a pint tonight to celebrate

>>38999979
A Scottish virgin, that narrows it down

>>39000110
WOOOO GOOD STUFF LAD NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMIE CUNT

>>39000127
this is a normie board you mongaloid. you dont like it then get stuffed.

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>>39000110
Congrats laddo. We're all gonna make it.

>>39000077
Don't think you meant to (you) me there lad but I'll return the favour!

My normie sister was on mirtzapine for a while and said it did nothing, though she most likely had meme depression desu. Antidepressants had an effect for me and I would recommend them if you're comfortable doing so. I also heard mirtazapine causes big weight gain so that's worth keeping in mind

>>39000110
>at 19

Normies out.

>>38999531
good shout, i've not got 1
>>39000077
yeah that's what i'm on now

>>39000110

You have the best mummy in the world.

>>39000110
>lost virginity
>goes out with "the lads"

You don't belong here, get out now.

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A N O N Y M O N G S G N O M Y N O N A

>>39000110
>she was on the pill
so you fucked a slut you had no emotional connection to?
not much to be proud of there

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wish this was still a quid

does it count as losing your virginity if it's just a blowjob?

>>39000194

Back in your shell mollusc. Jealousy is so 2012.

>>39000110
>there are people ITT who've had teenage sex

>>39000197

Nom!

So do I.

>>39000213
I'm serious though
Sex outside of a relationship is just glorified masturbation

its my birthday soon. Do you think it's too soon to get my gf to do something kinky? We've been together 2 weeks

I've exhausted all the games, music (kinda), tv and films that interest me, what do I do now until I die?

>>39000225
>sexual contact in the first 2 weeks of a relationship
slow down chad

>>39000210
>does it count as losing your virginity if it's just a blowjob?
no

>>39000220
>I'm serious though

No you're not.
At least not by any recognised definition of the word 'serious' in English.

Now stop being mummy's little embarrassment, there's a good boy.

>>39000110
>didn't use a condom with a random slag.
Hope you're gonna go to the clinic and get a test lad? Not joking or jealous even (lost v-card at 16), just concerned.

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Ahh that first sip of the day.

Who /sips/ here?

>>39000273

I might Pubes, I fancy a little chianti.

>>39000232
isnt that normal? i usually dont wait more than a few dates.

>>39000225
2 weeks is plenty of time

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Stick your music device/software on random and post first ten tracks played.

Guess I'll go for a nap if you lads are talking about sex

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>>39000285
Sounds like poofjuice tbqh lad

who /hadbestpossiblestartinlifebutmanagedtofuckitupsomehow/ here? Rich parents are sometimes a curse.

>>39000150
>>39000190
you lads are just jealous and bitter that i have finally made it while you wish you had

>>39000327

A nice full bodied Tuscan red, Pubes.
How's your Buckfast this evening?

>>39000336
how could you fuck up so badly with rich parents unless you're mentally ill?

even if you're a mong your parents could still you a good job solely because of their connections

>>39000338

You're right lad, they are.

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>>39000110
LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK YOU FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEE

>>39000317
>Buck 65- A Case for Us
>Lonely Island - Semi-colon
>Sleigh Bells - Bitter Rivals
>The Antlers - Rolled together
>Tegan and Sara - Are you ten years ago
>Niky Nike - Exhausted Divinty
>DJ Ten - Jedi vs The Synth
>Buck 65 - spread 'em
>Warpaint - so good
>eminem - under the influence

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>>39000110
Good for you wee man, don't listen to the virginal anonymongs giving you abuse.

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>>39000317
haven't used it since about 2007

>>39000367

/britfeel/ is a normie thread in which molluscs are tolerated lad.

"reee" doesn't mean anything.

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Somebody tell virgin to put my internet back on reeeeeeee
in other news the guitar is hard / annoying to grasp so far but is getting better, slightly. I know a few chords now but I'm not confident enough to not look at the fretboard haha
How is everyone's day so far lads?
Remember to post waifus

>>39000338
You have already made it by having friends so of course we're jealous. The point is that this place is for people who never made it which gives you no right to post here.

>>39000358
mentally ill and single mother but she got money from my dad still, he just wasn't in our life. So it wasn't really an ideal situation but still better than most.

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>>39000355
>Buckfast
But I'm not drinking that shite you wee bawbag.

>>39000045
I really want to lick your feet tilde.

>>39000317
I need to get myself an mp3 or something, I have a tonne of CDs but I only ever play them in the car, and they're an arse to lug about

>>39000000
Ehhhhhhddhhhh

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>>39000110
>people younger than me are having sex
>i get embarrassed just saying the word sex

But congrats lad! You've made it!

>>39000386
The slugs will learn to fear the molluscs. You merely adopted /r9k/. I was born it isn't, mounded by it.
>>39000403
me too

>>39000398
>The point is that this place is for people who never made it which gives you no right to post here.

no it isnt. you have just made this rule up because you dont like to be reminded of your failures. there are plenty of normies that post here and i am glad to be one of them now ;)

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I'm due to drive my parents car in an hour having not driven a car in 10 months.

I'm so very nervous.

>>39000400

Aye ye are, ye fuckin' alkie.

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How much does a beef fried rice cost near you all?

Place down the road does it pretty cheap and only takes 5-10 minutes. Free bag of prawn crackers too.

>>39000391
acoustic or electric guitar?
I played the electric guitar for about 5 years before moving on to the alto saxophone

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>>39000450
Naw am fucking not you wee rat.

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>>39000317
A pretty good selection ngl.

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Next anonymong to say something stupid gets a dead arm.

>>39000445
Good luck, be brave lad.

>>39000482
What alto did you get? I've always wanted to play tenor but I live in flats so the noise would drive my neighbours insane.

>>39000478
s-stop making me hungry senpai

>>39000506
Hey pube where does your income come from since you don't leech from your parents and jobseekers?

>get tempted to look up old friends on fb
>dont
learn self-control lads

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>>39000317


original commento requiredo

>>39000482
Acoustic, would like to start with acoustic and if I'm any good at it I'll move to electric to spice it up a little haha

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>>39000522
Are you that gay wee fruitcake that was pestering me about this the other night?

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>>39000127
>>39000148
>>39000150
>>39000156
>>39000190
>>39000194
>>39000216
>>39000245
>>39000367
>>39000376
>>39000433

thank you for the (You)s, i count 11 and they shall be spent conspicuously. you lads are too easy. it is no wonder Ebin can make a name for himself here. Give yourselves a pat on the back.

>>39000527

>Do this
>They're fat

There was a really cute girl in college 10 years ago, she's fucking huge now. Like, really cute and nerdy as well. Now she's got saggy neck skin and a massive gut, sad really.

>>39000591

Have another one on me lad.

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>>39000591
No bother lad. Anytime at all.

>>39000581
No but it's hilarious you still couldn't think of anything believeable you little dole dog.

>>39000591
>didnt even bother posting in a couple of weeks that she was pregnant
amateur

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>>39000627
It's hilarious just how wrong you are.

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>>39000317
>PRIDE - Kendrick Lamar
>Accordion - Madvillain
>Waves - Kanye West
>Daylight - Aesop Rock
>C.R.E.A.M - Wu Tang Clan
>Auditorium - Mos Def
>Holy Smokes - Aesop Rock
>Mathematics - Mos Def
>Sunshine - Mos Def
>Keep Ya Head Up - 2Pac
>World Renown - K-Otix

LADS I CANT BELIEVE IT BUT MY MUM JUST BROUGHT HOME TURKEY DINOSAURS! I'VE FINALLY MADE IT! BYE LOSERS!!!!!

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>anonymongs
>being in the wrong

Grass is green, the sky is blue. Is there anything new lads?

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>>39000317
>slowdive - Spanish Air
>Sebastian - Prime
>Jason Lescalleet - The Loop
>xiu xiu - Ale
>Car Seat Headrest - High to Death
>The Teenagers - III
>NIN - Heresy (Blind)
>pohgoh - Tired Ear
>Vitreous Humor - My Midget
>Kate Voegele - Devil In Me

And not ashamed of a single one.

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I just want a cute monster girl gf lads.

>>39000695
The sex would be terrifying

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i just want wisdom and compassion lads

>>39000695
>Go to hold hands
>She rips off your arm instead
Think I'll pass familio

>>39000740
Become a monk then?

>>39000682
>slowdive
>xiu xiu
My nigga

>Okkervil River-Hanging From A Hit
>Animal Collective-Summertime Clothes
>16 Horsepower-Haw
>The Beach Boys-Holidays
>Majical Cloudz-Easier Said Than Done
>Adam Gnade-Dance To The War
>James Blake-Buzzard & Kestrel
>Julien Baker-Rejoice
>Dean Blunt-I Run New York
>Sufjan Stevens-The Owl And The Tanager

Now another question. Who has the most songs in their library? 14,665 for me

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>my hand is on the frontpage of /r/4chan with over 170 upvotes
>one of the comments is "actually it's fucking disgusting"

>>39000695
What type of monster Girl? I really like plant-looking ones but they have to be quite humanoid.

>>39000766
Can you realistically become a zen Buddhist monk in the uk?

>>39000792
>Dean Blunt
good lad.

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>>39000793
as the person who made the compilation, I regret making an export version. Ebin I'm sorry, whoever put it on reddit should delete it.
sorry.

>>39000793
It's ok Ebin I'll go report it

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>>39000792
Getting close to the 25k mark here.

>>39000882
Wew desu that's loads. What kind of music are you into?

>>39000077
>mirtazapine
Yes, made me fat

>>39000793
Picturing you using those creepy hands to type that message ;s

>>39000793
Ebin were you just using angles to make it worse? They looked nasty.

>>39000793
i have been given a free month on the head space app. tell me if you're interested and i will give it to you

What kind of car should I get? Just want something that's reliable and looks decent

fucking asda reducing the size of the 12" pizza, and charging 50p more for it.

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>>39000895
Everything really. My favourite genre is post rock which I have very little of on my pc. My laptop has all the music that I'm currently listening to, the pc is for the tried and tested music that I'll never get bored of.

What about you lad, what tickles your ears?

>>39000949
Fucking brexit Britain m8

>>39000912
picture them doing something else

>>39000932
I took several pictures trying to disprove it. I didn't think there was anything wrong and I still don't, fucking reddit

>>39000937
i'll try install it sometime, i barely use my phone

>>39000943
any japanese shitbox

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>>39000943
Here you go lad, as reliant as they get

>>39000943
MX5 na

>>39000958
Picture them next to a ruler and we can clear this all up

>look up best friend from primary/half of secondary school
>he's dead
guess I'm not doing too badly

Imagine tilde and ebin holding hands, that's something I want to see

>>39000958
>i'll try install it sometime

should do and give it a go. if you like it i will give you a free month so you can get into it properly.

>package supposed to arrive today
>still not here

its not coming, is it lads

>>39000985
Well, I mean, who else but ebin has fingers long enough to wrap around tilde's hands?

>>39000985
are you trying to give me a stiffy lad? bloody ell

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>>39000882
>tfw 255gb worth of music.
And counting, I'm currently downloading the Ride Discography in 320 (I'd do .flac, but 320 means more music I can have on my phone).

>>39000990
What's in this package you keep mentioning lad? Dragon Dildo?

>>39000990
>waiting on vape juice to arrive
>don't fill up tank because want to try new juice.
>3pm posty isn't coming
>fill up tank
>3:20 posty comes.

I have a theory that ebin and tilde are both superheroes. Ebin is clearly mrs incredible- albe to stretch his long, winding fingers around the hulks (tilde) mighty hands.

>>39001068
please stop talking about their hands, my willy cant take anymore. i have stain on my boxers from all the precum

>>39001012
a comfy looking hoodie thing, posted it in a previous thread desu

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>>39000882

Across all my "genre" foloders.

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>>39000792
>my nigga
Same to you lad, some good tunes lad.

According to winamp when I dumped my music folder I have 28,177

>>39001030
>waiting on vape juice
ethan pls

>lost all my music when pc + backup died
Been too lazy to download it all again aswell.

>>39000954
Nice desu, we seem to have similar taste. I'd go with post-rock as well, also slowcore, indie rock, folk, etc.

You might know them but if you want a rec you need to listen to Talk Talk, they were the first post-rock band and also Bark Psychosis, the term post-rock was coined after their debut album in the 90s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4OSxc9XYRc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR45WPnM3qU

>>39000985
They really are a match made in heaven

Literally stopped listening to all music. Can't stand the sound of any music, it all just pisses me off. I used to be a huge music nerd but now I just can't even force myself to enjoy it.

Is this depression or is it getting older that does it?

>>39001010
145GB here. I was going through my library and realized how much of my music is 192k from when I was about 16 and didn't know what I was downloading :(

Can you actually tell the difference between 320 and flac? Flac has so much higher kbs but it sounds more or less the same to me

>>39001154
I don't hate all music, I just prefer silence.

I used to be into music. couldn't sleep without it.
now I don't save anything because it can easily be found if I want to listen to it, secondly, if anythings good enough ill probably bump into it like I did all previous good music.

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>>39001108
>>39001099
>>39001010
>>39000882
>tfw I posted that question to show how much music I have
>everyone has at least twice as much as me
Didn't know people here were such big music buffs

>>39001156
I just go for 320, and download the FLAC if I really enjoy something.

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>>39001120
>lost all my music when pc [...] died
I did this too. Double what I have now. Never backed it up.
Never made that mistake again. Every new album, discography or even single I put on my portable hdd.
>tfw my posts don't represent my overall music either because I still buy CD and vinyl

>>39001156
Of course I can tell the difference between 320 and flac. I can't really
I got rid of anything under 256k because some I can't find in 320, but I refuse to listen to anything as low as 192.

I remember years ago I had some best coast releases at 98kbs I swear I don't know how they got there considering I was about 20 when best coast came about.

>>39001120
That's my nightmare desu. My laptop died a while ago and I lost about 2/3k songs I hadn't backed up and spent a month trying to find it all again

Why have I had to go and put on a pair of bedsocks, a jumper and the heating? Because I was literally just shaking with my teeth chatering freezing my bollocks off!
What is this hersery its august for crying out loud at least give us all another month or two!

>>39001257
looks grim outside but its pretty humid, I was sweating out.

>>39001232

A lot of what I listen to is old blues and jazz transcribed from original recordings. We're talking pre-electric here in some cases.

Much of it isn't worth encoding at better than 192.

320 is my default for everything else, I went through a phase of using FLAC but it proved problematic.

>>39001257
its 19C where i am, the heat is unbearable

>>39001232
It's really pissing me off that I can't download a lot of stuff above 192k, it's not even that obscure either. When I get a job I'll be buying some of it

>I still buy cd
Alright grandad?

>>39001257
Gutted lad, it's glorious in the south east

>>39001257
Whereabouts are you lad? SW here and I've got a shirt and shorts on. It's still miserbale outside though but humid

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>>39000958
Ebin you seen the new Mercy skin? Should help you stop hating the game and want to healslut.

>anxiety shits
Just what I wanted. They always come out long as thin for some reason.

>>39001010
.flac is brilliant but I just don't have the drive space to get my entire collection in .flac. Maybe when 3tb+ drives become reliable I'll go for it.

>>39001156
If you have a DAC, an amp and decent headphones then you can tell. If you don't have a decent audio setup then there's no point in going flac. Here's a test to see if you can tell the difference.

http://www.npr.org/sections/therecord/2015/06/02/411473508/how-well-can-you-hear-audio-quality

>>39001129
Quite like Talk Talk, I've heard them before. Bark Psychosis is new to me though - I'll have to dig through their discog. Since we're doing recs here's a really nice album I found a few weeks ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZfQVZRMR18

>>39001198
Music is a great escape from depression. Not that I'd know hahaha

>>39001328
Oh I get those as well. Before every exam I'd be shitting my guts out
What's got you anxious?

Do you think if this place didn't exist we'd be better off? Like we'd be forced to go outside and live something of a life and wouldn't be enabled by each other to keep living as NEETs and scoundrels? or do you think in general 4chan/britfeel has been a positive in your life?

>>39001352
Just goin' the pub. Done it dozens of times before but still makes me anxious until I get those first couple of beers down me.

My ten tunes -

Django Reinhardt - Limehouse Blues
Fletcher Henderson - Hop Off [Take 2]
Benny Goodman - Changes
Louis Prima - Doin' The Serpentine
Bill Eckstine - Opus X
Hillbilly Moon Explosion - Buy, Beg Or Steal
Washboard Sam - Bucket's Got A Hole In It
Cozy Cole - Afro Caravan
Solomon Douglas - Black & Tan Fantasy
Earl Hines - Yellow Fire

>>39001377
>Washboard Sam - Bucket's Got A Hole In It
This sounds like a tune tbqh. Gonna check it out.

>>39001357
If this place didnt exist I'd still do the same stuff (sit inside watching tv) I just wouldnt have anyone to talk to.

>>39001301
>Alright grandad?

I have 4500 shellac 78s :p

>>39001154
Ive not gone that far beyond the point of no return, but I will only listen to clasical every other type is just autistic screching to my ears even some of my old House, country and classic rock favourites.
Im not exactly sure whenether I should treat this as being on a superior plane of musical existsnce or simply a musical boneyard confined to only being able to enjoy the same style over and over.

>>38999252
DATS SOME GOOD SALT BRO

>>39001328
>job interview
>can't sleep night before
>stomach churning in the morning
>can't shit anything out
>leave the house
>get near wherever the interview is
>suddenly desperately need a shit, farting everywhere
>all I can think about
>fail interview
Every time. I swear I fail because I just switch off and think about the pain in my stomach and holding in a shit it must show on my face that i'm not all there.

>>39001377
Haven't heard of a single one of those.

>>39001401
I've never even done an interview but this is how it would go for me, face would go bright red too.
Some of us just aren't meant to make it in the real world

Found some old stolen knickers in my room lads

>>39001357

As a pretty normie observer who thinks he recognises a good few of the posters. Some of you almost certainly would be better off without /britfeel/. For the most part though, not the real regulars.

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what is the best fizzy juice and why is it fanta?

>>39001305
Iam in the south east, about as southen as you can possiby go I probbly pick up the sea breeze that really lowers the temperture compared to where you are.

Fucking hell lads, every time I leave my basement I'm met with normie tv, how do people watch the same fucking game shows day after day? If that smarmy fuck from pointless, the one who looks like a gremlin makes one more snide remark I'm going to lose it.

>>39001450
Non fizzy fanta is far superior

>>39001327
prefer the Imp skin I use desu, I wish I had the medic and witch skin. haven't played for weeks though, anyone need a heal slut on pc?

>>39001357
my life wouldn't be any different, maybe i'd have done less even

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>>39001450
that's a funny way to spell dr pepper

>>39001461
>done less without 4chan in your life
How is this even possible?

>>39001452
I hate that lanky fuck. Tell your family to get some taste and stop watching the electric jew

>>39001460

I bought it once somewhere (genuinely don't remember) where the label wasn't in english and was completely freaked out by the lack of fizz.

some absolutely rancid smells from my posterior today lads
I'm well overdue a shit, I think my sphincter has degenerated from underuse

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>>39001474
This place motivates me to stop being a worthless NEET, before here I didn't try at all but i'm using the "motivation" I get from here. Also if it goes wrong I get blog content

>>39001460
squash?

>>39001450
It's fanta because it's fucking chock full of sugar. I'm lucky I don't have the ol' diabetes considering I used to drink 2l of that shit everyday.

>>39001450
Barr cola

>>39001472
>dr pepper
>juice

>>39001501

No, there actully is still Fanta.

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>>39001482
>>39001501
I used to live on these as a kid.

>>39001450
Bepis best drink

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>>39001461
Witch is indeed the GOAT. The new one shows off her feet though, that will reel in the betas wanting to protect their waifuhealer.

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>>39001357
It's helped me make a lot of good decisions like going to the doctor and dropping out of uni. I'm better with you lads

>>39001450
Honestly, orange fanta is low tier. Fruit twist fanta is better.

However I think the best fizzy drinks are Lilt, Vimto, Rubicon Lychee, Sparkling Ribena and Lucozade. In no particular order

>look up best friend from secondary school
>he hasnt updated his profile pic in 2 years
wonder if he's dead

what's that godawful orange drink they have in Malta?
there's signs everywhere, it's like their coca-cola

>>39001602
I'm going to Malta in a couple of months I'll try it out

Thread Theme Tune

https://youtu.be/mrnEPY2jKMg

>Tiger bread

>>39001602
Orangina?

not original

>>39001460
Non fizzy fanta was amazing.
They did it in McDonald's when I was a kid.

>>39001645

Orangina > Fanta

>when cubing chad gets a boner from breaking the world record
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5yjKpMXChI