hey femanons, do you have boob envy?

>>38998216
God DAMN, I want to milk those udders.

Also, lopsided tits are cute and anyone who says otherwise has likely never seen a real pair. Most women don't have porn star breasts.

>>38998216
I'm a guy and that looks disgusting. A cups and 4'6" tall is ideal. You look like a woman, absolutely disgusting.

They're good boobs yeah but I refuse to be jealous of a body that disproportionate and flabby. Shit hip waist ratio

>>38998216
Not for those boobs. They're gross.

My boobs are nice and even anyways:

>>38998216
No because large breasts are basically a disability

>>38998216
Not for those certainly.
Sometimes I'd like bigger boobs but C cups, not actual fucking cowtits, they'd look horrible on me and I prefer not dealing with back pain all day.

Jeez

Whole lotta faggots in this thread.

>>38998368
Please. Cowtits look great on any woman that isn't a hambeast.

All these delusional roasties, as long as you're in shape, the bigger the better, and any guy who disagrees is aiming low because thats all he can get, or jerks to loli hentai.

>>38998368
How small are you femanon.

>>38998395
I'm thin as a stick, huge tits just wouldn't fit my body.

>>38998402
B cups.

>>38998216
There's nothing sadder than a flatty. All I want to do is give them a hug, look at their boyish face and tell them its going to be okay.

>>38998413
B Cups on a thin girl looks great. Be proud.

>>38998413
You might think it looks ridiculous and it probably does but as a dude nothing drives me crazier than a small/thin girl with large breasts

>>38998303
>flabby
what? anyway guys would be all over her instead of you, don't worry

>>38998399
Not really. The rest of her body genuinely looks disproportionate as shit. Its not envy worthy. Guys like overall femininity. Not just massive udders.

-big boobs but still curves. I'd likely be more jealous of an Instagram models fit bod.

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>>38998438
Yeah I don't really mind my boobs but occasionally I'd like them a little bigger.
Pic related are basically perfect to me.

>>38998456
To each their own, anon. I'm not into dudes anyway so they'd be wasted on me.

more jealous of her lingerie desu
cute as fuck, wish i could find out where she bought it

>>38998479
Those are almost perfect just a bit too far apart.
good taste tho lesbot.

>>38998478
Well duh, we're not talking about boys with breast implants, in shape girls should have wide hips and narrow waists.

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>>38998473
Lol her body is straight up and down with big titties pasted on. I have My own chub but I'm not shapeless. My body is fine. You're not going to get to me over a body that meh

>>38998523
But that's my point. She's not in shape

>>38998528
Wew lad. This body is great.

>chub

Literally where.

>>38998490
Looks Japanese. Saw a lot that style there.

Is that an Asian or am I imagining things

>>38998549
Lying down etc. I just know an unfit body when I see it. However I lucked out slightly on fat distribution.

>>38998240
>You look like a woman
you must reconsider your sexuality fellow robot

>>38998528
Holy shit that hourglass

>>38998571
Exactly. Not about to have anons claim I'm jealous. Granted her tits are better than mine. Perkier. They just look ridiculous on her frame

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>>38998216
cowtits should be culled

>>38998564
Man if you're unfit Idk what the fuck you think of most girls. You look great. I get maybe lying down the fat distro might look off but man for real, you're fine

inb4 eating disorder. You sound like you got one.

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>>38998501
True but they're still pretty gud imo.
Tits are just awesome.

>>38998479
These are way nicer than op's flabby pic.

>>38998597
Titcow genocide fucking when, anons?

>>38998615
Definitely agree.

>>38998216
No. Too many cons for big tits and too many advantages to no tits.

>>38998216
too lopsided and every girl with natural boobs that big smells weird

>>38998605
>Tits are just awesome.
Agreed.

Those are a bit better but I like less abs more softness on a girl. Although it looks good anyway.

>>38998602
Lol I know my own body. I know I live on shit and never leave the house. I also know a flattering pose

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>all these jelly chestlets ITT
lmao

>>38998605
Those boobs are top perfect, they're perky and will stay perky for a long time, hope you get to cuddle similar tits asap lesboanon

>>38998638
>I know I live on shit and never leave the house.

What did you mean by this.
I'm not saying you don't know your own body I'm just saying no matter how flattering the pose is, you still look good femanon and I cant imagine it looking that much worse.

>>38998642
sorry but inverted nipples on cowtits are gross

>>38998654
Im not saying I look bad I'm saying I'm lucky in fat distribution despite being an unhealthy shit

>>38998637
I like fit, sporty girls. Not crazy muscular but toned is hot. But to each their own.

>>38998642
Titcows OUT

>>38998648
They're pretty great, right?
And thanks, fingers crossed.

>>38998673
How much do you weigh/how tall are you?

Jw

>>38998689
Originally Don't know.

Don't really care

>>38998677
Toned is hot but i feel like the stomach would feel hard? I don't know. I'm a virgin I don't mind if the stomach feels tight but if I feel like im feeling a guys pecs it might be weird.

But then again. I dont know shit. But yeah you have good taste lesbot, post more tits.

>>38998697
>I dont know but I'm unhealthy

bls anon. Anyway thanks for sharing your pic.

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Stop bullying titcows!

They are superior women and should be treated as such.

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>>38998714
I think it'd be really hot if you slowly draw your fingers down a toned, flat stomach and you can feel the muscles shifting a little as she tingles in anticipation. Wew.
More tits coming up.

>>38998728
Disgusting.

All breasts are awesome, but personally I prefer smaller ones. A-B cups are where it's at.

>>38998724
What. I've never weighed myself and look away at the doctors. I'm very aware of my poor diet and health

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>>38998731
>that filename
>no similar image found
n-nani?

>>38998216
Yeah. I was cursed with saggy, far-apart tits. I'd fail the pencil test. I'm going to get a breast lift as soon as I travel and ground myself. I'd even be happy to be flat-chested as long as it meant my breasts would be cute and perky.
Seeing girls with pretty, perfectly shaped breasts kind of hurts. Doubly so if they're morbidly obese or older women whose tits should sag at least a little bit. Some people just hit the genetic lottery, I guess.
The girl in that pic got fucked over big-time by her surgeon, though. I bet her breasts were lovely before.

>>38998763
She's a friend of mine.

>>38998757
You must be young(18/19) if you've got a hip-waist ratio and a flat stomach like that but still eat like shit and don't exercise.

>>38998757
In what way are you unhealthy? Like just nutritionally you don't consume good things?
That's the confusing part. Wouldn't your weight account in for that?
Do you look away cause anxious?

>>38998731
Holy shit I think this one is better than your last one cause the abs don't look like dude abs.

>friend
I hope your muching on her carpet.

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>>38998785
post more(yourself)

>>38998786
Kek I'm 26

>>38998824
k then you have to be asian

>>38998787
Because I know I'm unhealthy. What's difficult to take in about that

>>38998837
Ah nevermind anon. Anyway >26

Nice. To look that good at 26 is p nice.

>>38998785
Ah, I knew you were posting a personal stash. Is she lesbo too or have you managed to creep on your straight friends?

>>38998783
the tits in op are natural though. also how big are your boobs? do you have big areola?

>>38998803
I wish, anon. She's a hetero fucking shit.

>>38998867
I wouldn't say creep.
But yeah she's hetero but showed me her tits on some occasions (we used to do gymnastics together back in school and I saw her nude regularly anyway so no biggie)
Really like her tits though and I guess she likes that. Or teasing me.

>>38998479
Show us your belly. It's nice and smooth.

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>>38998997
Because they're gross and we have excellent taste.
But I'm sure there's lesbians who like cowtits.
Again, those are gross though.

>>38998922
Does she know you like girls? And tease you about it? Ever made out with her?

>>38999024
Straight dude here, that body's beautiful. But so's the one in the OP.

>>38998906
Don't mean to start anything, but those really don't look natural. You can tell by the shape and nipple placement. Natural large breasts look more like >>38998642 or >>38998728. Even with arms raised, there would be a certain amount of hang. I'm a breast connoisseur, you can trust me.
That said, there's nothing wrong with a nice pair of fake breasts. The stigma needs to end.
>how big are your boobs? do you have big areola?
C cup, and yeah, my areolae are pretty big.

>>38998997
For the same reason they don't like their moms I guess, because liking big tits is fetish

>>38999037
Yeah she knows, and teases me about it relentlessly. But not in a mean way or anything.
No, we never kissed. Like I said she's pretty much straight.

>>38999046
Yeah, tastes vary.

>>38999074
Please miss, I need your stomach.

>>38999259
Very nice, don't much like those tits though tbqh fampai.

>>38998216
No. They're a bother. They weight and make your back hurt. People always look at you. Men act like retards around you. You're not aerodynamic. Can't run fast.

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>>38999024
i need a freckled gf RIGHT now

>>38999490
Freckles are top tier yes. Good taste.

>lewdposting dyke again
Goddamn Austria do you ever not masturbate

>>38999528
I don't masturbate when I'm sleeping.
Most of the time.

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>>38999528
I actually haven't been doing it that much lately.

>>38999586
Impostor!

God damn fakeGerman girls that like other girls.

I can get a bf of the quality I desire with my horrific cock-eyed tits, I don't want the back pain and trouble with stairs of monster tits, and Because they're mine I don't have to be troubled with seeing my own bad tits.
I like looking at nice tits though- no homo- so if I had the choice to give myself nice tits or to give every other woman nice tits I'd choose the latter.

>>39000822
What's wrong with your tits, anon?

>>39000822
>small in relation to my obesity
>cock-eyed and widely spaced
>currently a disgusting puss-y sunburn on the top of the tits/sternum from trying to go outside

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>>39000763
You know you love me anon.

>>39000920
The first two sound alright. I'm sorry for the third one. I don't think I've ever seen a sunburn cause pus. I hope that heals up soon.
Have you tried losing weight? How old are you? What's your bra size?

>>39000993
Love you, turbodyke.

>>39000920
Gawd, nipple or puss sunburn is the fucking worst.

>>39001031
>I don't think I've ever seen a sunburn cause pus.
you must not know a lot of gingers.

>>39001110
True, I only know 3. I don't think they're outside much.

>>38998836
Asians are renowned for big hips?No but I still believe op pic is.

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>>38998413
>>I'm thin as a stick, huge tits just wouldn't fit my body.
>females ACTUALLY try to convince themselves with this to cope

>>39001654
I've seen her body. It's really nice. 9/10, wish she wasn't a superdyke.

>>39001683
>9/10
Pls, that's really a bit of an overstatement.

>>39001738
I don't think it is. It's really nice. What would you r8 yourself?

>>38998303
Don't forget the granny panties

Nice boobs but this body is trash tier otherwise. If she was my gf if only introduce her while she stood behind countertops.

>>39001790
I honestly don't know, six or seven I guess.
But I can't really think of any 10/10 to compare my tastes to yours right now.

>>39001816
Dunno I thought those were cute. I don't think her body is bad at all but I'll be fucked if Im jealous of it. I love the lengths robots go to make girls feel bad about themselves on here

>>39001852
Different tastes I guess. I wouldn't know what 10/10 is for me, but yours is one of the nicest bodies I've ever seen. I'm sure nobody would complain if you posted pictures of yourself more often.

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>>39001905
Thanks anon, but I don't feel like attentionwhoring all that often.
Also I think this is a pretty nice body. I'm not sure about the piercings but it's kinda hot.

>>39001978
Not the Anon
That's a very nice body.
minus the piercing

>>39001994
They apparently make your nipples much more sensitive though. Might be worth it.

>>39001978
Besides the bellybutton, moles, and piercings, pretty nice.
What about attentionwhoring in private?

>>39002008
No, don't ruin your nipples please.

>>39001978
>big ol' moles
I just want to grasp them with my front teeth and bite 'em off

>>39002020
>don't ruin your nipples
Yeah I probably won't do it. I've heard you can't touch them for months afterwards. Probably not worth the trouble.

>>39002026
Ouch.

>>39002008
Oh definitely but without the piercings it would be more pleasing to look at

Tittys are tittys my dude
I'll take anything that isn't visibly wrinkly like an empty plastic bag

These ones, no, theyre uneven and boobs that size would hurt all the time
I've always had the biggest boobs since i was 13 when I went from flat chested to a C cup in like 2 and a half weeks
I wouldn't really say I have boob envy because I don't get jealousy of other girls racks, I feel a sense of pride when mine are the biggest in the room, but if there's a girl with a bigger chest than me I'm less jealous than I am, like, threatened I guess? I just generally don't ever like the girl and she and I have kind of ongoing beef with each other
I don't know. Maybe that's just a female dominance thing

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>>38998240
>You look like a woman
Really makes ya think!

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>>38998303
I agree that they are good boobs but yeah, the hip waist ratio is garbage.

>>39002020
What's wrong with the bellybutton? Besides the moles aside from that big one are pretty cool, add a degree of personalization to her body. Piercings though should be forbidden at all costs.

>>39002490
The shape of it. I don't like protruding moles. Flat ones that look like big freckles are fine.

>>39002532
Do you prefer outies or is it just kinda bland? I can sort of see what you're getting at though I'm not quite there yet.

I want bigger boobs, like C's maybe, nothing like hers, they're too big and look funny
>>38998528
I've got shape like that, but I'm stuck with fucking bs
all these smug titcows and titcow lover. TITCOW GENOCIDE FUCKING WHEN?

>>39002556
No, outies are usually gross. It just looks weird. It's a vertical slit instead of circle-ish.

>>39002587
Soon, Laura. Soon.
Post your belly

>>39002608
I'm not posting borderline nudes on the internet
>>39001978
>>39001994
Are thing gaps really good? That looks a little unhealthy

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>>39002587
That sounds really cute, how tall are you?

>>39002593
I certainly get what you mean in that case, it quite a generic appearance with no real aesthetic. Still I'm sure you could insert a coin into it when she's defenseless and watch her squeal and writhe the second the cold metal touches her skin. Would probably be pretty fun to get a reaction. Then I'm not much attracted to the female form so take that as you will.

>>39002679
Would you send them to me? Thigh gaps are whatever, no big deal.

>>39002682
5'2

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>>39002698
>5'2
That is too adorable.

>>39002682
Yea... 5'2"
>>39002698
No, I won't
>>39002716
It's not fun when I'm an adult
Alright, I'm going to work, not gonna stand for this bullying and bovine sympathizing

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>>39002751
Do you need me to carry you to work by any chance?

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>>39002751
Haha I bet you look like this anon. I would totally pick you up and spin you around for minutes on end. How adorable.

>>39002771
No
>>39002822
IM NOT THAT SMALL IM STILL A PERSON
YOU COULD PROBABLY SWING ME BUT I'D PREFER YOU DIDNT
ACTUALLY GOODBYE NOW

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>>39002878
Isn't it so cute when femlets get mad? I just want to squeeze them and laugh as they struggle.

When I touch myself, I pretend I have big boobs, but the reality is, I have A cups. I'm happy with my body though. When it comes to sexual thoughts, perspective changes.

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>>39002878
Don't get angry smol.

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Sometimes yes, of smaller boobs. But today I'm on a "my boobs are the most amazing things to grace the universe" day so no.
I'll go fondle them now.

nope. wish I didn't have boobs. they're literally not good for anything.

>>39003106
If they're the most amazing things to grace the universe you should post pictures of them.

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>>39002878
Aww, how does it feel needing people to open drawers for you and pick you up when you can't see over things? Is that the infernal frustration of a Napoleon complex I see swelling up *patronizingly pets you*, haha you're so small you probably get have to stand and do nothing whenever you enter a theme park with your friends.

>implying girls don't get envious of literally everything lol

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>>39003122
>doesn't touch her boobs constantly
For shame

>>39003192
> implying robots aren't literally defined by their envy lololol

>>39003146
I am also 5'2. That literally never happens. It's barely a few inches below average.

Going to holland is inconvenient though. Shit like showers and bus stops for a taller country

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>>39003127
too busy fondling.

>>39002771
>>39002822
>>39002898
>>39002975
>>39003146

> The only reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm not Chad and all girls only want Chad. It has nothing to do with my personality. Re.

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>>38998240
>you look like a woman
Ayyy

>>39003485
I don't have a girfienf because I never go outside and have zero friends or social interactions.

>>38998216
The right boob is slightly bigger and sags more.
Not a woman (who on this website is?) just thought id mention that.

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>>39003485
Holy mackerel anon, you think I want a girlfriend? I want to BE the girlfriend you pleb!

>>39003485
Hang on now, I think two of those were women. Granted one's a lesbian but still.

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>>39003522
>granted one's a lesbian but still
What do you mean? I'm as much a woman as the titcows.

>tfw no paizuri partner to titfuck every day

>>39003546
You told me you have small tits, therefore you are not as much of a woman as the titcows.

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>>39003595
I'm really sorry about your incurable shit taste my dude.

No. I would honestly hate being instantly desired by every man I come across.

>>39003618
I'm really sorry about your incurable small tits my sister

>>39003645
Don't be, I'm quite fine with them.

>>39003546
I'm saying you're more likely to want Laura than the other females. Also for the record, >>39003595 Isn't me, small boobs are obviously better. I bet kissy has a 5/10 tummy.

>>39003682
>this is what titlets REALLY delude themselves into believing.
>>39003687
Small boobs ARE obviously better but I'm just giving her shit for the fun of it.

>>39003687
I guess so. Smol a cute.

>>39003702
The term is "chestlet", thank you very much.

Face > Tits >>>>>> Ass

lesbians don't really exist
that's not a real thing, it's just women fucking around for attention

>>39003738
Titlet, chestlet, booblet, young boy, subhuman, pedophiles wet dream, what does it matter?

>>39003634
Wouldn't that radically increase your self-esteem though? To know you're so wanted?

>>39003795
I dunno, I thought chestlet sounded cute.
>pedophiles wet dream
That's more smol, I'm pretty normally tall.

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>>39003924
Tall compared to who? I bet I'd still have to bend over to pat your head.

>>39003956
Compared to smol? I'm around 5'6 in burger numbers.
>Tamen de Gushi
Good taste.

>>39003770
Right you are sir. Girls that have to hide liking other girls for fear of punishment while they secretly meet up where nobody can find them and hold hands don't exist at all my dude.
(You)

>>39003989
That's pretty smol, you're a foot shorter than me.

>>39004025
You're too fucking tall dude. You don't fit in anywhere.

>>39004056
Too autistic for basketball, too tall for normal life.

>>39004015
>secretly hold hands
Wew, lewd.

>>39004025
I'm not smol, you're a giant

>>39003902
I don't know, I guess. I wouldn't have said that if I didn't have a friend with really big boobs though. Like she gets stared at everywhere she goes, and dudes that obviously just want to bang come up to her in public a lot and "just want to talk", even guys that are in like their 40's. It makes her feel uncomfortable.

>>39004091
You're smol in comparison to a giant

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>>39003989
>tfw a girl taller than you gets called smol

>>39004149
No kidding, basically everyone is.

>>39004258
The fun stops now.jpg

>>38998216
Nope I think big tits are disgusting. They actively kill my boners. They just look so ugly. I like smooth soft unbroken curves.

>>39004477
but anon, throbbing penises tend to break your beloved curves.

>>39004580
I dont like throbbing penises. I think visible veins like that are disgusting as well. It makes t hem look infected.

>>38998528
I wish I had that waist. End my suffering

>>39004637
its not that great desu. and I lost out in the boobs department really. They are big but mostly shit.

>>39002682
Is that from Blame!, I just started reading it but the art looks similar.

>>39005141
Yeah, it's from later in the series.

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>>39004258
>tfw still get called small at 6ft and get head pats and hugs daily

>>39005176
Shit, looking forward to it then

Halos are my fetish

>>38998216
No. I have D cups, and that's just the right balance between "big enough that I don't look like a child" and "able to get pretty bras and not be virtually incapable of exercise because of boob pain".

>>38998216
quite a bit yeah
i'd take those even though my boobs are pretty symmetrical
i wanna be a bimbo for some robot(s)/spoiler]

>>39006379
but being a cute non-bimbo is superior femanon.

What makes you wanna be one?

>>38998216
Lolis/flat chested is better.

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>>39006379
>i wanna be a bimbo for some robot(s)
Eww. Big tits are great, but bimbos are gross.

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>>39006431
i dont wanna have to think often or make many decisions for myself
it's more of a /d/ style interest or some kind of fantastical version of bimbo
i mostly want my thoughts to calm, a reprieve from overthinking and having to do everything for myself

>>39006466
what kinda personality would someone want in a loli looking girl though
i can't imagine anyone genuinely enjoys a childish personality 24/7

>>39006470
that's partly the point

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>>39006539
email i guess?
[email protected]
why would you wanna talk to me wtf

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>>39006485
I hope you get off to the idea of being turned from a slut into a nice girl.

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>>39006606
i definitely could
do robots like nice girls? I can never tell what robots really want from a relationship

>>39006623
probably because every robots wants something different. there is no real robot stereotype.

Hello ladies! I just want you all to know that my peepee is getting hard looking at your pics.

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>>39006687
why can't things be easy
what kinda robots want a smol philosopher girl obsessed with suffering who works too much and gets sick cause she has health problems sometimes
and major depressionso there's probably a lot of quiet crying and holding at night

>>39006766
That actually sounds pretty nice. I'd would adore to have someone to love and give my undying support to.

>>39006485
>>39006766

You overthink? You sound like you have an anxiety.

>what kinda robots want a smol philosopher girl
I would. Why are you obsessed with suffering anon? And what health problems.

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>>39006623
Everyone's different, but yeah, I like nice modest girls.

>femanons
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/
>>>/soc/

>>39006841
>You overthink? You sound like you have an anxiety.
probably a little
>Why are you obsessed with suffering anon?
i'm not sure how to explain it, i think there's a kind of meaningful feeling you can get from suffering and analyzing and thinking about suffering that you can't really get from happiness
like when something is really shitty and everything else kinda falls away and you're just experiencing the pain (physically or emotionally) it's really hard to try and step back and think about why it sucks so much or what it means in the context of your life and whatnot
but it's easier when you eat a really good pastry or something to go damn that's good, and step back and think about all the good food you've had before and stuff
but there's not as much substance i guess
at least it feels that way

>And what health problems.
type 1 diabetes
i weigh 107 and i'm 5'6 though, i wish i could be thicc

>>39006862
what do you like about that?

>>38998216
Yes.

Yes.

I don't even have to wear a bra to work, no one notices, there's no way to tell.

I want to know what it's like to have something grabbable. To jump and feel something bounce. I want to place my hands on my chest and still see something. I don't even care if it makes my back ache from their size, I can handle that, it's nothing compared to the shame.

I want a bf who massages my large breasts and can rest his head on them. I don't even get pity for being chestlet, no one takes interests. They're bee stings. No one wants a chestlet like me, it's pathetic. There's nothing to hold, nothing to love, nothing to nurse a child with.

Yes, I do.

God, yes.

>>39006909
That's a really curious viewpoint. I've stumbled onto this subject as I was doing introspection of my own depression and whatnot, but I've never thought about it this way.

>>39007004
There's nothing wrong with having small breasts. Some people prefer larger, some men smaller. It's only a problem if you make it a problem for yourself.

>>39007050

sad thing is that this is absolutely true when it comes to boobs but no one wants a micro dick

No. I'm a G cup so I'm almost always the biggest tits in the room. I actually like them like this, not freakishly big but still able to stand out in a crowd as noticeably big.

>>39007030
>I've stumbled onto this subject as I was doing introspection of my own depression and whatnot, but I've never thought about it this way.
this subject being just thinking about pain being meaningful?

i think my process was just
this or that pain isn't necessary (people being dicks for no reason etc.) so why the fuck am i experiencing it? it hurts and it's useless
so i felt like i had to make it meaningful somehow
then all the necessary pain became really interesting too (diabetes, for example)

>>39006909
>what do you like about that?
It's just what I think I'm more compatible with. Like I'm pretty reserved myself, and I don't know if I'd say I'm really nice, but I definitely don't like to make people upset, and I don't like people who like to make people upset.

>>39006909
I'm not sure if thats true for everyone. You said you were depressed so I think thats why I think you feel like that.
I think people remember negative emotions alot more than happy ones but I don't know about feeling it in the moment.. Although honestly if you have depression you might not be able to feel happy emotions as strongly. I know I do

I'd like to be able to talk to you more.

How old are you? And are you an American?

>>39007095
Because boobs aren't really involved in sex, I guess. But yeah I suppose it's kinda unfair.

>>39006485
Loli Ian more for the a e s t h e t i c

>>39007004
>nothing to nurse a child
your breasts will grow anon when you get pregnant don't worry.

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>>39007169
>It's just what I think I'm more compatible with.
i get that
it's nice to just be quiet and comfy and do quiet comfy things
reading books
cooking
cleaning or organizing things

>>39007197
>I'm not sure if thats true for everyone. You said you were depressed so I think thats why I think you feel like that.
i believe it, a lot of the time when i invite/ask others to be vulnerable or do some kind of heavy introspection like that it really just makes shit worse
like I'm just going HEY! I KNOW YOU'RE SAD AND JUST WANNA BE HAPPY RIGHT NOW BUT LOOK AT ALL YOUR PAIN!!

>Although honestly if you have depression you might not be able to feel happy emotions as strongly. I know I do
maybe
often times when i'm really happy i cry and end up getting stuff out of it in the same way though
>I'd like to be able to talk to you more.
are you my buddy?

21 and yes, i'm in new mexico

>>39007223
what

I'm a fembot with 34B-32C boobies and I obsess over how to get them smaller. I don't want to be and ugly, too-heavy, old lady, spongebob-shaped cow :^] we all deep down know that pear shaped women are superior.

>>39007259
My b, "loli is more for the looks than it is for the personality"

>>39007259
do you look like a cute loli anon.

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>>39007313
i should be ok then

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>>39007324
sometimes yes
i cosplayed as megumin for halloween last year and i did pretty well
i know she's borderline loli but still

>>39007259
You're right alot of people don't want to introspect like that. It makes them feel worse.
Maybe asking them to introspect though can be inappropriate at times although people should learn how to do it.
I can be your buddy.

I'm gonna contact you via your email.

>>39007378
>You're right alot of people don't want to introspect like that. It makes them feel worse.
a lot of the time I just say it's okay to feel shitty though
i dont get why a lot of people feel like it's not okay
maybe i'm autistic idk

>I'm gonna contact you via your email.
sure thing
thank you

>>39007345
Its loli enough anon. Very cute.
>Cosplay
Are you a white/asian girl? Are you a qt virgin.

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>>39007404
my skin is really white and i look kinda gingerish but i was raised hispanic/native american
if that makes sense

>Its loli enough anon. Very cute.
thank you
>Are you a qt virgin.
n-no i'm sorry
it's probably why im depressed desu

>>39007398
you're right it is okay to feel shitty, but dwelling on it can be very unhealthy as well. Introspection is good for understanding why you feel the way you do but if you aren't productive with it and just do it alot you can depress yourself worse. The goal should be to elevate one's mood most of the time. Especially if you're depressed.

Depression is self re-enforcing in that way.

>>39007454
Not qt, or not virgin? Or both?

>>39007454
>it's probably why im depressed desu
w-what happened anon.

>>39007398
I've known a lot of people who keep themselves busy just so they don't have time to think, and I find that absolutely insane. It's understandable that people don't like to feel bad, but I think it's healthy every now and again. To get a different perspective on your life.

>>39007493
>ntrospection is good for understanding why you feel the way you do but if you aren't productive with it and just do it alot you can depress yourself worse
that makes sense

>The goal should be to elevate one's mood most of the time.
why? it's not unhealthy to be sad
and even if it gets to be unhealthy, who cares? it's okay to be unhealthy to
it's okay to die

>Depression is self re-enforcing in that way.
it is yeah

>Not qt, or not virgin? Or both?
not virgin, i dont think im qt but some people say i am

>>39007517
is complicated, email me and we can talk on discord or something if you want

>>39007533
>I've known a lot of people who keep themselves busy just so they don't have time to think,
i do that a lot
>It's understandable that people don't like to feel bad, but I think it's healthy every now and again. To get a different perspective on your life.
what do you think it says about someone who keeps busy to not think but also sits and feels sad and reflects on it late at night (or at some other appropriate time)?

>>39007539
>why? it's not unhealthy to be sad

Man this whole post. Yeah it's not unhealthy to be sad. Its perfectly normal.

Yeah its "okay" to be unhealthy in the sense that someone shouldn't be look down for the state of their mental issues but its harmful to be unhealthy and to re-enforce that kind of thing in yourself. It will lead you to be depressed and have mental issues. Something that deprives people of happiness/selfworth and alot of other issues.

Its like if hurt your foot but kept trying to use it and it got worse. Sure its not "bad" to have it hurt in the moral sense, but not letting it heal and continuing to use it/not take care of it is harmful.

>Its okay to die.
I don't know what you mean by okay here honestly.

Anyway I emailed you.

>>39004812
post em bitch slut roastie whore

>>39007726
>happiness/selfworth
what if those thing aren't as important to you as meaningful experiences/interactions

>but not letting it heal and continuing to use it/not take care of it is harmful
i think harm is only relative to what you value and what your goals are
if your goals aren't happiness/pleasure/living long etc. then who gives a fuck

>I don't know what you mean by okay here honestly.
permissible? i dont know really either
i just think it's okay

and thanks

>>39007765
who could refuse such an alpha chad-like request.

>>38998479
>>38998605
>>38998731
>>38999024
That's a man, lads.

>>39007814
stop talking to me, you aren't a human being, go die.

>>39007608
>what do you think it says about someone who keeps busy to not think but also sits and feels sad and reflects on it late at night (or at some other appropriate time)?
I have insomnia, so I tend to do that a lot regardless of if I'm busy or not.
If introspection and feeling sad has to happen, and you keep yourself busy during the day, it's only natural to spend the evenings/nights doing that. From what I've seen, it's pretty normal for it to play out like this.

>>39006379
>bimbo
What kind of other fetishes do you got anon.

>>39007941
>it's pretty normal for it to play out like this.
sounds right desu desu


>>39007967
traps, bdsm and slavery stuff, futa, idk pretty much everything on /d/
but my favorite is when someone i'm really emotionally invested in shows a shred of interest in me

>>39002898
Fight me
>>39002975
Fight me
>>39003146
See >>39003295 , it's only 2" below average, and in terms of height that's not a lot
>>39006466
Good taste

>>39008105
Are you a smol?

>>39008105
Yo you left your trip on.

>>39008135
Yes, Laura is smol.

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>>39008105
>Fight me
Mud wrestling offer still stands, smol.
Also
>tripping outside the imouto thread
For shame.

>>39008073
c-cute.

Are all those things you're just into via 2D and is there anything you'd try IRL.

Also are you loyal.

>>39008162
>poor_shoop.png
You're helping the project too? Thanks.

>>39008170
>is there anything you'd try IRL.
probably everything
bodies communicate a lot and there's sometimes not words for those other things
i'd like to learn what those other things are and what they mean
plus, sensations are fun

>Also are you loyal.
depends on what you mean
i'd never cheat but i'd like an open relationship cause i really value emotional intimacy

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No, because big tits sag. Mine are pretty big and they're already pissing me off.

Elephant tits are nice in porn but in real life, they'll sag to your knees before you reach 30.

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>>39008192
Nope, that's from another anon, a good friend of mine actually.

>>39008213
>big tits sag
Guys don't really care about that.

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Guys who like big tits have their mind blown when they see a hot chick, like
"WHOAUW THOSE ARE GREAT WILL YOU BE MY GF PLEASE PLEASE"

and five years later they're dating pic related and trying to convince their mates that their girlfriend has a porn star bod lmao

>>39008244
>Guys don't really care about that.
I do. I'm a guy.

>>39008209
>i'd never cheat but i'd like an open relationship cause i really value emotional intimacy

Do you mean getting close to someone on an emotional level or just...that plus sex?

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>>39008244
Don't act like everyone has your degenerate fetish, anon. You sound like one of those guys who insist everyone secretly wants to fuck obese chicks.

I wish I had small tits, big tits are fucking disgusting in my opinion.

>>39008135
Yea
>>39008160
>>39008162
Shit, I forgot where I was posting
No mid wrestling

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>>39008344
Smoli loli is best type of girl.

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>>39008244
You're a sick fuck. Embrace it!

C cups are ideal. They're big and won't sag much.

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WEEWOOWEEWOO IT'S THE SAG SQUAD COMING THROUGH

Anyone else just bite the whole nipple off? Them's were good times

>>39008357
Yup, the best

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I do! Used to be a 38D, lost weight and at a 36C now.
I really wish we had like some sort of fat transfer surgery to just... well make them bigger but not looking wonky.

>tfw large areolas that shrink to a perfect size when nipple erect but when it's not they are pepporonis
Fml.

>>39009345
>36C
Perfect size desu.
Post them please.

nice try pushing the chestlet meme guys. i'd like to meet one dude that doesn't fawn over my gigantic breasts for once.

All Femanons welcome but no obirting welcome;
>.gg/P9W54uF

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>>39009389
Stretch marks suck.

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>>39009563
Not bad at all, anon. Thanks for sharing.

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>>38998240
>You look like a woman
what did he meant by this

>>39009438
Big boobies are gross desufam. But if you'd like to try, post those fatbags.

>>39009563
I-I want to lick them to see how they change.

>>38998941
Are you retarded or retarded? Those aren't hers.

>>39010261
No, I'm not, thanks for asking. I am fully aware that those aren't Austria's. I still want to see her belly.
It's a nice belly, anon.

>>39009563
They really aren't even that noticeable.
I have pretty nasty stretch marks on my back from when I grew 50cm in two years.

>>39002682
This is from Dragon Dentist, good one.