Fuck me, that last thread went by quickly edition
Do any of you guys buy skimmed milk?
>>38962231
What do you take me for, a prisoner?
>the "great british summer"
>nothing but rain all through July
>>38962231
>not milking your own cow for a fraction of the price
>>38962231
Do not use self-service checkout ROBOTS!
You may have just have gotten checkmate, but we're playing Chinese checkers.
>>38962245
>he fell for the british summer meme
>>38962231
If I was buying milk for myself I wouldn't bother with the skimmed meme but my mum drinks more milk than me so she buys that crap
>>38962270
Who's that lad?
>>38962231
Semi-Skimmed or Blue cap which I think isn't?
Parents insist on bluecap but I don't really care desu.
zzzz.. Mama, teach me how to use a wok....zzzz .... No baba, I've studied enough for the civil service exam.... zzz ... Build a moderately prosperous society..zzzz
Only ever buy milk for cooking/baking
>not making your own British summer with a fraction of the rain
>>38962273
I want Aichan to bully me with her feet.
What do I invest my neetbucks in, lads?
>>38962245
>british
>doesn't like rain
how dare you
>had a dream about a Star Trek/Star Wars crossover
is this what happens when you dont get any sex?
When do you think its a good time to see a psychologist?
>>38962346
We should use our NEETbux to purchase Chinese government bonds, fellow British NEET
>>38962346
Lego.
Big Star Wars ones only.
>>38962358
I don't care about any franchise. Honestly I don't stand how people can cream themselves over both franchises which are shitty.
Gundam will always be superior to both
my top 5 favorite humans
1. Buddha
2. Nietzsche
3. The rock
4. Biggie smalls
5. Napoleon
>>38962346
Bombay Sapphire
>>38962290
you me everybody
>>38962368
>>38962370
What if I saved up enough Neetbucks to buy some shitty house and try and flip it, would I be helping with the housing crisis? Also what are you fuckers getting neetbucks for? I've got an auto immune condition.
>>38962371
Dunno lad. Gundam has it's fair share of cheesy shit.
08th MS Team is god tier though.
>>38962360
About midday that way you have time for breakfast first
>>38962374
>napoleon
frenchies OUT
Why is Horatio Nelson or Arthur Wellesley not there?
>>38962393
How much neetbux are you getting?
Why not buy a shitty house and live in it yourself, though could always rent it out.
Only job search neetbuxs. Not even enough to invest in Lego.
>>38962204
>tfw Democratic People's Republic of Korea will never drop any nukes
>tfw you will never get killed by a Korean sniper.
I guess the noose will have to do.
>>38962270
Why am I looking at some skinny fat fucker using angles to hide his ugly body?
>>38962409
Due to shit foods and wine.
>>38962346
Buy loads of nintento switches
new ebin blog lads
>>38962358
I dreamt about that once, the Millenium Falcon was in one of the shuttle bays and Han Solo was talking to my mate Jean-luc.
Can't remember much else but I awoke amazed
>>38962400
I don't want to go along when they've already had a full day of shit.
When are they at their most receptive? and will they be really suspicious if I admit myself to see one? I don't even know if I need one but I just feel like something is going seriously wrong with me.
>>38962320
>not doing GOMAD
Tell me how I know you're not going to make it
Seeing the GP tomorrow lads. Going to tell her about my bad back and my depression. Any advice? Going to tell them about my suicidal thoughts.
>>38962419
No idea so far from what I know. Just knew I could've sued the hospital for millions if they hadn't giving me this but apparently it's a lot.
>>38962424
If I enter the rope does this mean I get to enter a dreamworld for the rest of my conscious existence?asking for a friend
>>38962374
>Nietzsche
Watch out, there's a mould breathing retard in here, who can't do basic arithmetic, who gets triggered that people can read things he can't.
>>38962419
I have enough money to buy property of any sort, especially land. I would move onto it some capacity immediately
>>38962430
Could we flip them and get to keep one to play Nintendo games?
Post what you're listening to lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAsnFcYbszI
>>38962466
"They may be more educated, in a better position regarding social life and jobs but I am just a better human." - Ebin
>>38962455
Yoo Wut?
>>38962466
>People who've read Nietzsche think they understand it without reading anything before it
>>38962374
Where's /ourguy/ Diogenes?
>>38962457
Enjoy your one way trip to the insane asylum
>>38962457
Don't mention suicide they'll section you
>>38962374
biggie smalls should be up there with buddha to be fair
>>38962505
Nearby.
>>38962532
>>38962507
You're talking shit it isnt that easy to get sectioned
>>38962457
Just be honest with them mate. Do you know the doctor you're seeing?
When someone asks me how I am I always say 'fine' because I don't know anyone well enough to tell them how I really feel.
Who else /friendless/?
Masturbate to robots
>>38962488
Obscure spooky jap music from the 80s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vg95Pa9rQI
Not a fan of hip-hop but to each their own
>>38962559
>You're talking shit it isnt that easy to get sectioned
If there's evidence of self harm and suicide is mentioned, it's remarkably easy.
>>38962371
I bet you even like Tomino Gundam you fag
Ebin, Tilde and Len are fucking faggots.
>>38962580
I like that Battle of the Planets, me.
>>38962491
A gallon of milk a day. Do you want to make it or not?
>>38962564
Why would I jack it to myself friend
>tfw your first planned social interaction outside of britfeel in 2 weeks collapsed
>>38962618
are you campinganon? If not what happened?
>>38962578
You're going to make him too scared to go/talk. I've had to go to hospital for self harming and didnt get sectioned. They arent going to use the time/resources on someone who occasionally wants to die.
>>38962563
>having people to ask you how you are
Get out norman
>>38962604
I meant metal robots, you dork
>>38962488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8
This is a proper choon, so it is
>>38962409
i base my judgements on character, not nationality. i reckon napoleon was a bad man.
>>38962578
>>38962559
So they'll section me if I said I'm suicidal? I won't say that, I more just think of ways I can kill myself, like jumping off a bridge, and wondering how I'd do it. Not that I'd do it, I just think about it because it'd be nice to not feel so depressed all the time.
>>38962455
Ahem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXOGS9cilKM
>>38962637
What about boi bots?
>>38962632
No not camping anon. A friend had just messaged me yesterday asking if I wanted to go to the pub this evening and when I messaged him today he said "I'm gonna just have dinner at 7:30 and I'll message you when I'm free"
that was 2 hours ago
>>38962656
Any bot is fine
>>38962638
Don't leave us D4NNY ;_:
>>38962646
>So they'll section me if I said I'm suicidal?
No. Suicidal thoughts isnt enough unless you're a total raving lunatic screaming that the walls are telling you to do it.
>>38962505
yeah, he is. he would be on the list if there was more stuff on him. apparently he wrote some philosophy but it got destroyed, dont know if its true though.
>>38962455
Look up calcification of organs. GOMAD is a one way ticket to heart attack city.
>>38962658
I've been ditched more than I've gone out, so I know that feel. When I do go out it's always holding someone's tailcoat.
Found an Elliot obsessed youtube girl reckon we should set her up with shipanon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH6DsTPFrwo
>get back on normiebook
>make embarrassing messages about how I'm losing weight haha humble brag
>message some people I knew at school
>"Oh yeah Anon we should meet up!"
>have met with a whole 2 people since, has been months, get almost zero messages on there
>1 of those was a guy I doubt I will ever see again
>normiebook just makes me want to die with all the people on there with gfs, careers, own their house, etc etc.
>>38962658
Maybe he dines in the continental style
>>38962488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQVUMG6LZGM
>>38962654
Arnie wasn't right about everything but he had some good ideas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84cVizR6sPQ
>get behind on britfeel
>have to read through every thread in order before I'm allowed to look at the current one
This is just a mild sprinkling of autism, right?
Post waifus
>>38962473
Proper wish I could buy my own piece of land to build a nice comfy house on tbqh.
>>38962460
As shit as reddit is. I believe they have a somewhat helpful subreddit on investment which might be something to look at if you want to invest. I'd suggest /biz/ but no doubt they would just spam cryptocurrency at you.
Think there is one more focused on uk investment over us investment.
>>38962646
Lad I didn't get sectioned when I went and I doubt you will either. They will probably put you on suicide watch which is okay. Don't let it put you off getting the help and support you need!
>>38962775
And women complain about 'unrealistic body standards'
>>38962708
He's already subbed to her, he's basically halfway there. He really needs to move on from Susan
>>38962777
We're all autists here.
I wouldn't have bothered with that. Most of it was just spergraging.
Lucky Trips!
>>38962777
We already know you're obsessed with this place lad
>>38962708
>we should set her up with shipanon
I used to speak to her on sykpe for a few months actually
>>38962777
>>38962846
>we r le autists guys xD
>run someone with legitimate autism out the thread because hes different
yeah fuck off attention whores
>>38962810
I'll cut you into sections
>>38962819
I really need to stop looking at bodybuilders because it's messed up my expectations and perception of the male body
>>38962777
>Three of the four biggest drama whores shit up a whole thread
>Things finally going back to norm-
>'Alright lads remember I'm here hahaa'
Oh you fat cunt.
>>38962709
i've found that normiebook is one of the main sources of why i'm so paranoid
>>38962853
Kek how the hell did that happen?
>>38962703
/britfeel/ never lets you down
>>38962862
>because hes different
Or because he's a cunt. But sure, if you say so
>>38962810
How'd it go for you? It'd be a help if you told me about your experience
Good news tilde and other trannies
>>38962880
Actually it lets me down a lot
>>38962882
Alright fatty, clearly don't understand mental health but its fine because you were on SSRIs once right? Off yourself.
>>38962876
There was an Elliot Rodger skype group that she joined then she wanted to add me as I had rare elliot trivia etc.
>>38962846
Leave Lain to me
>>38962933
Wait I fucked that up, can I have a do-over?
>>38962777
Posting
Also lads, what should I add to the britfeels OP pic? I've already added sophie for sophieposter, what else? Maybe a jinping room?
>>38962931
Are some of her videos thanks to you? Would being that into Elliot be a plus or a minus if you wanted to date a gril?
>>38962907
>mental health means you're a spiteful cunt
What did he mean by this
>>38962897
This really is a clown world
>polyamorous queer autistic trans lesbian
How can you even describe yourself like that with a straight face?
>>38962896
Quite straightforward. I told them how I felt and why and they referred me to some specialists and put me on suicide watch. Getting help was one of the best decisions I made or I would have done something silly. Just be honest about your feelings though use some common sense on subjects like hurting others haha
I fucked myself with a fleshlight. Am I gay now?
>>38962907
>he gets a free pass because he made up some stories for sympathy
>>38962931
>when being autistically into a serial killer gets you pussy
Fascinating
>>38962974
>proudly bipolar
>just another gay communist
>trans and queer as fuck
there really is something in the water isnt there?
>>38962973
It means you reddit cunts are fast to circlejerk how "autistic" and special you are but as soon as you interact with someone who may have different personality traits you expel them. Its fine, swallow your antidepressents fatty. They totally work
>>38962969
Mouldy walls somewhere please
>>38962976
>use some common sense on subjects like hurting others haha
What do you mean?
But this is a little reassuring. I should just tell them the truth, and I won't take my mum in there with me.
What sites show up in your drop-down lads?
>>38963024
If that different personality trait = cunt, then sure, I'll expel them all. Happily, without regret.
Now, can you please fuck off? Thanks.
>>38963030
Already there lad
Any other ideas?
>>38963050
>Quidco
A fellow cheapskate
>>38962969
>what should I add to the britfeels OP pic?
bum bum bum, another norm bites the dust
>>38963050
You mean bookmarks? You fucking twat.
>>38963052
Only special trait you have is being an obese fake cunt, keep deluding yourself and making excuses though
>Now, can you please fuck off? Thanks.
>>38963080
Fox and the Grapes, lad
Fox and the Grapes
>>38963078
they're not bookmarks tho lad, they're just recently or regularly visited or suggested sites
>This is just a mild sprinkling of autism, right?
>We're all autists here.
>>38963054
Maybe something for nightwalk anon? Although I haven't seen him as much recently.
I think we need less weeb shit in the OP image imo
watch out lads ebin is back!
>Self depreciating humour
>>38963050
explain why you are going on money saving expert?
>>38963032
Well saying you have plans to hurt others may get you in trouble. Essentially any plans or motivation to do anything illegal
I personally wouldn't take my mum but if you would find that easier then by all means do so. It is definitely worth speaking to somebody!
>>38963103
I know, last night I said I'd think of something to include him but I guess we will have to see, atm I'm thinking of maybe a sign hung up like "Nightwalk Alley ->"
>>38963022
I used to think they were just a bunch of fringe loonies but if these are the people working for Google then there's no hope. They will spread in every institution and silence anyone who disagrees with their mental ilness
>out with a drive today
>father starts ranting about how much he hates the police
>tell him to shut up
>he starts speeding and swearing loudly
>mother immediately starts telling me I am the one being rude for telling my father he's being an edgy twat
This is why I never even interrupt my dad when he starts going on a rant, he'll just go into lunatic mode. And then right after this he was acting all nice and cordial.
Almost 25 and this is my reality reddit
>>38963118
to save money
>>38963110
That branch should be the head of one other person
>>38963103
ive been considering posting some kind of pic of myself, with a hood up and my face covered though, just a random pic taken on a /nightwalk/, still not sure though
>>38963114
>>Self depreciating humour
I try self depreciating humour all the time.I'm pretty shit at though desu.
>>38963118
to be an expert at saving money of course, you plonker
>>38963075
sorry not interesting or cute enough
>>38963143
except they don't really teach you much other than, don't spend money
>>38963130
Why did I laugh so hard at this post?
>>38963128
Why the fuck did you go then, shitlips?
>>38962969
What about this fine example of duck rape?
>>38963103
>less weeb shit
This is an anime imageboard, leave if you don't like it
>>38963124
comfy streetlit bus shelter maybe
>>38963174
I didn't want to, I was forced to look at a house with my parents because I'd be living there too. It turned out to be a 40m drive and was shit, and we all hated the experience.
>>38963119
She's just driving me to the doctor's office and alright, I won't say I plan to do anything illegal. Not like I wanted to do that anyway. I guess makes sense that's the one big nono.
Benis! Mighty Benis!
Ebony, lusty, engorged, multi-pierced.
Vivid dreams of puss-puss put aside,
Seek home in old man's anus!
>>38963110
You should put a feminine penis in ebin's arse
>>38963206
I unironically think that Benis! Mighty Benis! posting is the best current meme
>>38963190
Did you know that ducks have corckscrew shaped penises up to 8 inches in length?
>>38963205
Move into your own place then FFS, it's not hard.
>>38963138
Faces of /r9k/ when?
>>38963193
>implying this isn't a bavarian kite construction forum
>>38963239
Doxxanon already knows what we all look like, just ask him
guess who's back?
back again
ebins back
tell a friend
I accidently fell asleep now its too late to go down and cook anything.
could legit starve to death tonight.
so hungry.
>>38963190
Might pass on that honestly, I appreciate your contribution though
>>38963194
Maybe although I don't think there would be enough space at all for that :(
Talking to a group of friends and one of them mentions that it's his birthday next month, and that we should all do stuff for our birthdays
I invited them all to spoons on my birthday last month, none of them came. He didn't even remember or care.
feel shitty right now lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIxsPBbZ_b8
fucking choon though
>>38962974
>live a cushy and privileged life
>never once experienced the oppressive regimes of a Kim Jong-un or Ceausescu
>declare yourself a communist because that's an edgy and cool thing to do even though a multinational, hypercapitalist corporation pays for your rent and food
No time for cunts like this
>>38963050
bit dull
>that one in the back he reaches for at the end
Too cute
>saku's being a fat cunt again
>>38963321
Get rid of them. Just get the fuck rid of them mate.
>>38963298
>10pm
Mate I cook at 11-12 all the time. Go downstairs and cook yourself something simple
>that one in the back he reache for at the end
Too cute
>>38963229
>Did you know that ducks have corckscrew shaped penises up to 8 inches in length?
I actually did know that! It often corkscrews in the opposite to the corkscrew of the female duck's vagina too, as most cases of duck sex is actually rape. Often longer than 8 inches too.
The Argentine blue billed duck, commonly known as the lake duck has the longest bird penis in the world, up to the entire length of it's bodyCan be up to a foot and a half.Check that big bird benis out.
>>38963313
>Might pass on that honestly, I appreciate your contribution though
Welcome matey. Maybe this pic will change your mind? check that monster corkscrew cock out.
I feel so very sleepy.
Bless you all and have a wonderful evening.
Goodnight.
>>38963355
>privileged
Uummmmm excuse me honey, these are AUTISTIC QUEER TRANS LESBIANS we're talking about. Privileged? I think not. Try marginalized and oppressed
>went on holiday with family
>all the roasties in the pool wearing bikinis
I had to fap in the shower every time we got back from the pool, also I think one whore saw my semi as she gave me a once over as we left the (mixed) changing rooms.
>>38963368
It's a slow process. I like one of them because he genuinly can't come out because of health issues, he's a former chad and he's slowly turning into a robot, he peaked in secondary school.
I've found a group of people who seem nice, I want to try to become friends with them, we should be all going out on saturday which is nice.
I've known another one of them for over 5 years, but I feel like we're not friends. We only play vidya and he seems uninterested even embarrassed to hang out with me IRL, and we never have. I haven't even been to his house and he hasn't been to mine. We're just extended acquittances.
Have you had a similar experience? How did you get rid of them?
>>38963371
don't like the awkward feeling of mummy tuting in disapproval as I try fend for myself.
>>38963359
>skateboarding
How is it being 15 years old?
>>38963238
It's just that easy right? Not like I have 1500 pounds of overdraft constantly from giving money to parents, no job, severe anxiety/depression, zero friends, KHV, and no money whatsoever. Oh yes just move out into my own place casually man that's an easy one.
Fuck you normie twit
Might go and see a latina escort brass, lads. What do you think of this one? 100 per hour and does anal too
>>38963417
>(mixed) changing rooms.
my god what a robot nightmare.
were there little girls and penises everywhere
There are 16 circles in this image
>go on fb
>see this
>wat do
>>38963441
Nigga she fat. You can get better for 100
>>38962231
Almond milk m8
Not for bullshit vegan reasons, it's just really nice
>>38963472
>islamaphobic retardations
my friend arranged this mario theme with his band:
https://www.youtube(.)com/watch?v=76LcgX8Gg-0 remove bracket
thanks for check it out, i want to support him
>>38963355
>No time for cunts like this
Yet they speak so highly of you.
fucking hell, just saw the last 10 minutes or so of """"""celebrity""""""" big brother and the absolute state of fucking normies.
I wish they would get one robot in there just for contrast so everyone can see how fucking retarded they are.
>>38963434
Dude just be yourself
origi
>>38963472
>this book thats 1/10th the length of the bible is only condoning violence on 1500 verses as opposed to the bibles 2000 verses
Something to that nature, numbers are off though
>>38963321
>Talking to a group of friends
No you weren't.
>>38963455
I see them now after googleing the image.
>>38963449
Well thankfully there was actual cubicles to get changed in but yes roasites were everywhere once you opened the door.
Today there was one soaking wet sitting on a bench near the exit and I think she saw me looking at her.
Also there was two German girls in the pool playing catch near me and all I could think about was that webm on /gif/ where the german couple have sex standing up in a changing room.
I'm still a virgin after all that too.
>>38963472
Both savage scribblings of mud-eating Arabs. No thanks.
>>38963425
does everyone here have mummy issues? grow a pair lad and go cook yourself something. if she tuts tell that bitch to shut it
>>38963500
The robot would be seen as the weirdo
>>38963434
Yes move, you utterly pathetic piece of shit.
>>38963472
I thought the Quran had the old and new testaments in it. Am I wrong about that?
>>38963379
how is that reddit? do you really think anyone that says anything remotely nice is going it reinforce an identity, we are anonymous lad. you are autism incarnate
>>38963481
she's got a nice arse though and she's 10 minutes away. I'll post a few more i'm interested in anyway
This is the latest iteration of edits lads what do you think?
Anything else I should add? I'm thinking of redoing the far right window but I don't know what to replace it with.
Night version is ready to go if this one suffices anyway
>>38963545
Yes exactly, I AM a pathetic piece of shit, and that is why I cannot fucking move you mong. At least not until I have any money to spend. My parents are almost bankrupt and I have no job. I can't get my own place unless I squat or become a criminal.
>>38963573
Missing our Cilla chuck
>>38963558
No, different time entirely. It's even more confusing and contradictory than the Bible, although there's a pretty good new translation which is a bit like a "Good News Koran".
>>38963567
Her farts will smell like beans
>>38963587
Should she be behind the officers like "Surprise surprise!" ? Might do that otherwise I'll postpone until I think of anything a bit saucy
>>38963575
>I squat or become a criminal.
Both better than your current leech state cunchops.
>>38963500
>>38963540
This mong costanza facing on big brother always make me laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTN6gL21F60
>>38963558
No but they do have some of the Christian prophets. Jesus plays a part in their mythology
>>38963604
Not by half my mentally impaired friend. I'd be literally worse off in all respects besides the fact I was independent and bee'ing myself as normies like to say.
>>38963573
I'm in it so that's all that counts!jk
Was Keith there before or did you add him?
>>38963644
Kevvy? He was there before haha
>>38962969
>I've already added Sophie for sophieposter
Thank you!
>>38963684
Nah Flint, the pigeon. I just checked the OP pic and he was there so nevermind haha
Sophie is a nice touch, think it would look better if you put a sad Apu next to her though
>>38963625
What sort of rotten whore were you drizzled out of that hasn't insisted you act like a man?
You should be euthanized, there's parts in you people could use.
>>38962969
remove ebin and add a fox and some grapes
>>38963710
I posted the current day iteration above as I can't think of much else to add for the moment haha
-> >>38963573
Heres the night version too
>decide to try and put in some effort to talk to girls on tinder
>message a cute lady
>don't notice she messaged back because I was crocheting
>when I get around to reading the message she's unmatched me
oh...okay then
>>38963720
shame that newcastle cunt wasn't raped by her beloved pet Pakis
I keep asking my friends if they're coming out, but they never do. I'm pretty sure they talk behind my back, and meet up. I'm never invited and always shot down when I ask.
I need some new friends /britfeel/ where do I find some?
>>38963731
Not half the whore who shat out such a vile little prick as you, of that I can assure. What a cute roleplay. I'm sure you are an attic dweller.
>>38963737
>putting that faggot Xi in
It's shit
>>38963573
never understood who the firewoman was. the one next to sophie
>>38963755
If I were it would be my attic.
Die scresming, offal bag.
>>38963752
Right here laddo. Where are you from?
>>38963720
Ohh, I guess my lore is shoddy.
Good point though, I'll either have him next to her or peaking out from somewhere in a stalking fashion. I'll note it down
>>38963735
I think that room can stay as is for now at least, why a fox and grapes lad? Is my lore failing again?
>>38963758
Whos that lad? might have them angrily behind Xi
>>38963760
Me neither lad I'm a failure
>>38963422
Sound shit but you're honestly better off without them. I personally just suddenly cut mine out of my life and blocked all forms of contact. Fuck normalfags lad, they aren't worth out time.
>>38963771
Mummy's attic, not yours.
>implying there are normies in brit/feel/
>>38963779
I'm the fucking prime ministr of Japan, look at the the flag, you faggot.
>>38963774
Cambridgeshire, lower class though.
What chinese cartoon can i give a go that's not for little gay lads?
>>38963779
"The story concerns a fox that tries to eat grapes from a vine but cannot reach them. Rather than admit defeat, he states they are undesirable."
>>38963789
Are you trying to pump out your mother?
Scum.
>>38963801
Just making sure lad :^(pls no bully
>>38963785
I spent over 10 years of my life with zero friends, whenever my phone lit up it was because of a parent texting me.
At least with these people I'm tolerated in a group chat. Even though I'm getting shit thrown at me, it's better than silence.
>>38963779
Can you change the news headline, it's been the same for a while now
>>38963843
>it's better than silence
It's really not lad and I'm a solid normie.
>>38963827
Think that would be a little rude lad haha although I'll probably be stealing that for some use elsewhere
>>38963848
I've been thinking to but they've got the dirty window thing going on so I'm scared to try and alter it then screw it up.
(Don't have the PSD)
>>38963828
I've paid my mother 1000s of pounds to help keep your house with my student loans and all other forms of income. We'd have lost the house if not for me. And yes, I am an anxiety, depression-filled mess as well.
Keep up the LARP mate. It's not convincing but it's amusing to think you could be real.
>>38963807
Too far away for me unfortunately. Have you posted the same thing before? I remember seeing a discussion with someone on here about meeting up for a drink
>>38963895
>We'd have lost the house if not for me.
Oh FFS. Just die screaming you utter fucking embarrassment to humanity.
I think getting into meditating was one of the better choices in my life. i recommend it
>>38963843
This >>38963860
I've been friendless now since I was 14. It's been 11 years and I can't really say I'm much worse off without them, maybe even better off in fact.
>>38963820
Steins;Gate. Good time travel plot and the BEST waifus. Nothing gay
>>38963927
tell us more? i've been thinking about it, i've used those mindfullness apps a few times
>>38963878
i think i have the psd lad, could upload it somewhere tomorrow
>>38963908
Yeah I added a guy on discord, but I'm autistic and said some autistic shit so I doubt it will go far.
>>38963932
> nothing gay
What about the trap?
>>38963931
Maybe it is different for different brains. I hate solitude because I'm not really an introvert, I like talking to people. I just have no friends. I really like human interaction and I think it gets worse and makes me more desperate because I've never truly had any, never had a friend or best friend through childhood, early and late teens.
>>38963573
have you got this without the sky and ill try do a proper night time version.
>>38963920
You are the embarrassment mate. What the fuck you even saying now?
>>38963534
cannot speak to mummy like that.
but I did remember I had microwavable pizzas and some microwavable chilli, so I made pizza chilli sandwiches.
>>38963938
i feel more at peace after i have done and through out the day. i think its good for the mind, its gives you a period of shutting off your brain.
yeah, i got into through a app called head space, i read one book about it too and reading another zen buddhist book atm
>>38963988
>I've never truly had any, never had a friend or best friend through childhood, early and late teens.
Why is that?
The originality filter is really starting to fuck me off.
>>38964022
yeah i tried headspace, it was pretty good but i didn't really want to pay a tenner a month or whatever because each of the audio files seemed to be the guy saying exactly the same thing
Anon who was gonna meet a friend but never heard back from him here.
He finally finished his meal with his parents and we went out for an hour, just a bit later than planned
>>38964071
Told ya!
Ford's are cars.
>>38963985
nothing gay about traps
that was obviously not an original comment
>>38963947
NP I think I sorta' got it desu. Tell me what you think lads and if it's shit I'll redo it haha
>>38963989
Afraid not, was my nighttime version not good enough :(?
>>38962972
I don't think directly, although some might include rare Elliot content I've posted.
It would probably be a minus, having a fascination with criminology would probably be a plus, but any 'fembot' type would be a massive minus
>Just watched John Wick for the first time
>That club shootout scene while this plays in the background
That was some good shit lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CurN2Fg-2E
>>38964098
Night version posted here
this cake was 60p, marked down from 1.50
didn't get it because I have too much imminently expired food right now
it's kinda becoming a hassle
my shift starts when the stuff is reduced, so I have to walk past boxes of cakes and waffles and tarts for almost nothing every day
>>38964098
>Afraid not, was my nighttime version not good enough :(?
not particularly, compared to the old versions.
old ones used to actually be dark.
secondly, im really sick of that shit sky. was gonna replace it.
>>38964042
yeah, it is a bit off a rip. i got curious and paid for a year of it for 40 quid and it does seem to be the guy pretty much saying the same stuff.
>>38964042
headspace is great for the routine it gives you but, each "course" usually focuses on a meditation technique that you can usually look up yourself (e.g. noting, reflection)
meditation is worth the hype though, i myself need to get back into it
>>38964142
I'll work on the nighttime pic some more then, I've a few ideas for it to make it nice and dark + retain aesthetics
>>38963525
>after spending all holiday staring at girls and wanking to the thought of them I'm still a virgin
gee wonder why
>>38964166
I find languages in Babbel a similar distraction.
>it's a cry myself to sleep episode
Really hate these
I used to be a regular here, now i check in once in awhile and this place is always in absolute state.
Fucking inmates took over the asylum and ran all the good people out.
lol stupid limeys I can,t understand a word ya fuckin say
>>38964235
Maybe if you were a nicer person, then you'd have a nicer life
>>38964254
Come back after summer
>>38964270
Fuck off despairmong
>>38964235
Maybe stop being terrible to other people ha ha
>>38964214
But I don't even know how I could of done any different, I heard at least one of them say how ugly I was to her friend.
>>38964288
This is what I'm saying
Cunts deserve cuntish things happening to them
Keep your trip on also
Enjoy this reddit spacing
>>38964235
You'll be reet tilde, you're making progress and thats what matters
>>38964254
>ran all the good people out.
>Len/Nymph/Meg/other good lads still here
fuck off ebin you retard
>>38964235
People with mental health issues can be cured, when you go down the tranny route, your life is ruined forever.
>>38964235
you should give meditating a go
>>38964306
>Len/Nymph/Meg/other good lads still here
>He thinks any of those are nice people
>>38964320
but being a tranny is literally a mental health issue?
>>38964304
Your German's pretty good, eh?
>>38964306
>T-This drama is all too much for me len-sama, I'll just talk to you on steam I hate this stuff..
>5 hours later still trying to start shit
Cancer like you needs to go desu
>>38964335
Nightwalk anon is still here for one
>>38964318
I don't think Meg still posts here unless we're thinking of different guys
>>38964335
>He hasn't accepted nymph-chan as the Lord and Saviour of /britfeel/
>>38964318
Don't even know those namefags. When i left we only had pakipoo and he was still in trouble for filming polish girls shitting.
>>38964347
What are you even talking about you mong?
>tilde starting drama again
hoo boy
Has anyone got a dashcam?
how should I answer supermarket questionnaires? Do they want soulless robots who follow routine or creative people? I have to tick boxes which is least like me and most like me and they're mostly regarding creativity or keeping to a strict routine
>>38964405
got a helmet cam but I never use it
been looking on gearbest for a decent one to catch whoever runs into me next
>>38964373
>I'm shit at my job
>Dude banana bread beer XD
waifufags are boring cunts for the most part. He's no exception
>>38964373
post your waifu lad.
What is it like now lads?
Aesthetic or does it need another revision?
>>38964235
Whats up Tilde?
>>38964405
I've been looking to buy one for a while
Fill in the template using the 6 colours, and I'll make it on my cube
>>38964406
I have no fucking idea, not really any why a supermarket would ask questions like that.
I really don't get the world.
>>38964443
That is absolutely brilliant lad, you've done us all v proud
>>38964443
still terrible, not enough contrast, street light isn't in keeping with the image. needs to be a modern one.
>>38964406
They want you to be a robot in terms of never abandoning your post unduly and never asking people for help when it's not necessary/when it's at the cost of productivity BUT BUT BUT they NEVER want you to overstep your bounds and make executive decisions unless it's an emergency.
So basically when its a question about "Your job today is X but a colleague is asking you to do Y, what do you do?" the answer is always a small compromise of "I do X and ask my coworker if he still needs help when im done".
But when it comes to something like "A customer is being abusive and a queu is forming behind them" the answer is always "call a manager" rather than take things into your own hands.
T. career shitkicker.
Everyone of those ive ever seen anyway allow you to take it as many times as you want so you can just go through the process of elimination if you are a complete spacker.
>>38964443
>>38964489
>>38964496
Already smoothed out the light edges on the feelsguy and on the concrete so it doesn't just abruptly stop btw but I won't post it yet
Also noted, I'll see about it then although it could be tedious. How about one of them that sort of attaches to the wall?
>falling in love with turkish muslim i met online
whyd she have to be so adorable lads
>>38964515
>Be britbong
>Fall in love with some subhuman
Not a surprise. But remember, Mediterranean girls are worser than stacies. Especially the muslim ones.
>>38964507
this is the first question
I should answer B or D for most describes and A/C for least?
>>38964515
Show her the light lad. Can't have a future with a mussie without converting.
>>38964515
I'm falling in love with a non-English person too
Brexit lied to me.
>>38964563
>Be britbong
This is BRITfeel you dumb yank. Fuck off with your 60%.
>>38964565
what the fuck it's a supermarket job
>>38964443
Aesthetic af lad. I'm so happy we have a new image after so long.
>>38964515
How do you even meet someone so different online?
>>38964589
they're stupidly strict in their recruitment, I knew this already
>>38964587
>The britbong's mad
HAHAHAHA
So adorable.
>>38964443
Appreciate the work desu but it looks washed out if that makes sense? Like it still doesn't really look like nigh time, just faded
>>38964565
B most and C least
"I'm not autistic and i can talk to coworkers in order to get shit done but im not a chatty normie who doesn't get anything done."
>>38964629
>I'm not autistic and i can talk to coworkers
>>38964628
I get you entirely, I'm just a brainlet tier guy in this case it seems :(
>>38964604
they can afford to be when the tories important 250,000 thousand low skilled workers every year
>>38964565
Where is the "I give no fucks" option?
>>38964343
Oh no that was another set of girls I was perving on, the only thing I said in German near them was shouting schizer with my younger cousin.
>>38964648
That picture is pretty much what work life is like.
>>38964648
It's ok Ebin I believe in you. Fake it til you make it
>saw a cat get run over on the road today
It was some old cunt driving 20mph, he would have probably missed the cat if he had been going faster.
Why can't all traps/trannies look like this?
>>38964708
Maybe the cat shouldn't have been on the road?
>>38964515
i fell in love with an iraqi muslim. she was also so adorable. i swear middle-eastern girls are the most beautiful in the world
>>38964732
But this old cunt didn't even stop or attempt to swerve, I went after him and revved my engine right up behind him.
>>38964719
>cant see face
>probably the best pic out of 100
come on lad
>>38964758
on a grainy as shit camera
with his body mostly covered up
>>38964443
ok listen up punk.
this is what it should look like if done properly.
but since im lazy and aren't doing the whole thing this mock up will have to suffice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GKXaC4SrF8
Will be listening to this on a loop for the next hour
>>38964565
Only the last one describes me, I can't stand other people and don't like making things up.
I get my mum to go in and explain my autism diagnosis which means they can't knowingly discriminate against me.
Trannies would pass a lot better if they dressed like women rather than trannies
>>38964864
>I get my mum to go in and explain my autism diagnosis which means they can't knowingly discriminate against me.
hmm does this work or are you joking?
>>38964871
You mean rainbow socks are not common female attire?
>>38964690
>another set of girls I was perving on,
Aye. I'm starting to get the picture.
>>38964758
You can see half the face, looks pretty feminine.
>>38964773
You wouldn't tap this?
>>38964880
Not joking and it works every time, nobody wants to be branded as ableist these days especially big corporations.
>>38964796
This is what night pic should like. A bit more polished but the lighting is perfect
>>38964915
>You can see half the face
yeah I wonder why. And look at the state of that arse. Even with camera angles and sticking it out it looks like a flat boy.
>>38964923
so if they invite me to a group interview i'll go with mum and get her to explain my autism?
>>38964915
Draw a cock on your ass.
>>38964796
No need to be rude lad
>>38964719
>>38964915
Well known r9k tranny. Well known for fucking anything that moves. Looks pretty qt in pictures but you can clearly tell it's a man in video.
>>38964915
told you to stop putting pens up your bum tilde
>>38964960
not even being rude, just jesting. didn't mean to come across that way. sorry.
>>38964964
Linky-pops to video please
>Tranny hits on me
>"Sorry, nothing personal I'm just not gay"
>They fly into a rage
>>38964981
It's not a lewd video, he was streaming for his beta orbiters with his manly features on display. Go ask for it in the eggman thread, that's where that anon got the pictures of the tranny.
>>38962709
Just went on normiebook for the first time in years
>looking at conversations i had with people like 6 years ago and where me and them are at in life now
What a mistake
All white women are good for one thing': Chilling outburst of member of 18-strong Asian sex gang - including a white woman - who groomed vulnerable girls as young as 13 with M-Cat before raping them
Another day, another rape gang, Britbongs
>>38965004
>he gets hit on
Reeeee give me a trap bf
H-hug at 12 lads?
>>38965004
Tell us the story lad. What did she (he) say?
>>38964952
Well I make her go in first and explain it all before I even enter the building, its better to spring it on them last minute so they have less chance to turn me down.
If its just a one on one interview then she'll come in and asks them things on my behalf or steps in when she needs to explain how my autism might make certain things difficult.
I probably got the job because I fill some disability quota but who cares, money is money and in some situations its an advantage because others get turned down so they can look diverse.
>>38965063
your tempting me lad, what company or job type is it? I didn't tick the disability box on the application but I guess I could lay down the hammer in person
>>38964796
Noted lad, this is what I came up with so far but I'm getting on with your points now
I guess this is like a foggy nighttime pic, still not found a lampost that fits what I'm thinking of though.
>>38964593
<3
>>38965058
It was about 2 years ago, they just screamed "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'NOT GAY', I'M A WOMAN" lel
Praise OP anon
Anyone else not able to remember their last romantic conversation with a girl?
I talked to a girl when I was out for literally the only time all year, it wasn't completely non flirtatious but came to nothing. That was the most romantic I've been with a girl in about 2-3 years, before that some womanlet came on to me really obviously. I swear whenever they do, I just turn them down because I'm too autistic to realize. Or I'm just making it up in my head.
>>38965116
I had a search for lamp posts, yea it was hard, it may take splicing a couple of pics together.
im too tired to be doing anything tonight.
if youre still around another night I can either do it and share the psd or just give you the psd with the fx layers so you can learn to do it yourself.
>>38965147
How can i remember something ive never had?
>>38963573
Honestly? It's way too busy. Those two cops need taking out by now. I'd say the same with the Grenfell tower. Do we need two windows of anime girls as well?
What are some part-time jobs an autismal 18 year old can do?
>>38965116
No to this one lad.
>>38965188
Delivery driver
>>38965147
Haha yeah lad, all of my MANY regular flirtatious interactions just blur into one
>>38965188
Supermarket shelf stacking and warehouses are on the better side of things.
>>38965120
probably their whole self image broke. dont know what they expect really. its not your fault if they are not convincing.
>>38965207
I say "flirtatious" but it's just conversations with random girls who didn't immediately put me in the friend zone because I was 22 stone (now I'm 14 stone) and I was that fat for most of my life.
Now I barely go outside or talk to anyone though so it balances out.
>>38965207
>shelf stacking
I thought you had to work at the till about half the time with those jobs?
Any of whos ever killed yourselfs? I've been thinking about doing it, whats it like?
>>38965160
I might even opt for walking around and taking a pic of one although that might turn out SUPER shoddy.
I'm tired too although I'm enjoying getting on with this and honing my skills even more, lots of little details you take for granted and all that I guess.
I don't mind though, I'll just keep working and see
>>38965180
I can't really take the cops out unless I find a different pic and port all my changes over which could be tedious depending on what it looks like but I'll see and note all this down
>>38965200
RIP foggy aesthetic, okay np
>>38965243
>I thought you had to work at the till about half the time with those jobs?
Do night shift.
>>38965256
would be difficult getting a perfect head on view.
I like this one even tho its not front facing.
I could just draw the head from scratch since its gonna be dark. but whatever, night.
>mum watched a documentary about vocaloids
>shes unironically telling me about hatsune miku
>then she says theres this one called kagamine len
>hes really cute
fug, lads
>>38965256
Try this PSD. It should be somewhat easy to move a fair few changes over if you have layers still.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B0S3QDlRyasUbVd4Rk1GNWJCX1U
Was meaning to getting around to making some new posters to cover up the window.
>>38965288
also this one.
that probably wont go through the word filter.
>>38965307
Would be easy to cobble one together to make a head on one tbqh.
This one isn't too bad
>>38965294
I literally have no idea what your on about lad, explain?
>Single woman at work
>Colleagues trying to set us up
I hate this so much
>>38965351
How fat is she?
Just tell her you don't want to date people from work. Shitting where you eat etc
>>38965281
>Do night shift
That's grim
Beggars can't be choosers I guess
>>38965090
A local engineering firm looking to shake off its image of only employing hard bastards. The ones that don't adapt are slowly being phased out.
>>38965351
post feet
POST HER FEET NOW
What causes travel sickness? I can't go far in the car without needing to be sick, long journeys are a nightmare.
>>38965335
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.7770682,-2.7238802,3a,34.7y,58.54h,92.13t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s8aewRk39Oz1TNPdr90yzkw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
>>38965406
travel normally
>>38965406
That's motion sickness
The image your eyes are receiving are different to your motion. There are tablets for it
>>38965367
Not fat at all, underweight I'd say
Just found out one of my close friends has been going out with a single mum for the past few months lads.
whole packet of rich teas
caramel cappuccino
I'm a happy bunny
>>38965428
I do take tablets before planned long journeys, but its a pain when I just want to go somewhere quick.
I can ride roller coasters just find for some reason.
>>38965427
Very funny.
>>38965456
What does his girlfriends kids think about it?
>tfw cucked by a guy who literally says "wife's kids" now
Ree
>>38965243
No. I work in a supermarket and we have dedicated cashiers. Shelf stackers don't work on the tills.
>>38965589
Alright. Not to pile you with questions but did your job title specifically state it was shelf stacking? And do you live in a small town or a city?
>>38965589
>tfw supermarket cleaner
>I walk from the front door to the staff room, then the staff room to the first unit
>customers stop me in an aisle
>"excuse me, where are the pita breads?"
How the fuck should I know? I don't shop here
Why do old people drive so slow? They probably cause more accidents by not keeping a proper pace, I almost hit 3 old farts earlier because they thin is acceptable to drive 25mph in a 40 zone.
Fuck them, they should have to take a retest once they hit 70.
mighty benis?
>>38965629
>"I demand to speak to your manager"
>found out my ex andcurrent oneitisdoes porn
I've never wanted to kill myself as much as I do now lads
>>38965637
My nightmare is being stuck on a 50mph dual carriageway between pensioners in the left lane doing 30 and boy racers in the right doing 75.
>>38965702
>found out my ex andcurrent oneitisdoes porn
you cant drop that without showing us some lad
>>38965722
>boy racers
I haven't seen this since 2004. What county do you live in?
>>38965690
oh please, PLEASE get me sacked
I'd love to go back on the work program and get my bennies for doing sweet F-A
>>38965702
Haha
Post it lad, just for the bants
Did you really just stumble across it?
>>38965602
I started out as a cashier, but moved to the warehouse doing deliveries. My job title is 'warehouse assistant' now. I live in a small town. I don't know what the shelf stacker title would be under, probably 'general assistant' or something. You can always just get a job at a supermarket and just ask to move departments like i did. Plenty of people move around departments where i work.
>>38965629
>finish shift
>walk out the warehouse onto the shop floor to go home
>out of uniform and in my trainers
>customer asks me where the colleague meant to help her is
>that customer is me
>tell her I don't work here and walk home
>get bollocked the next day
was worth it though, the old bitch wanted me to handle her refund and get her a cash exchange which would take 25-30 minutes. fuck that
>>38965722
Holiday anon here, saw a boy racer on holiday doing 70mph up a one way street GOING THE WRONG WAY.
Car sounded like it was about to explode too.
>>38965738
not risking her getting doxxed plus her finding out I know about her vids
>>38965752
>Did you really just stumble across it?
Wish I could say so but I was stalking her social medias, found at she had a tumblr with some very NSFW gifs on it. Thats how I found her myfreecams and pornhub accounts
>>38965758
I see. I'm in London and the supermarkets are always heaving
>>38965741
Anon we pride ourselves on customer service here, now go and serve that single mother and sort through her 300 coupons.
>>38965788
Fair enough. What kind of porn does she do?
>>38964708
Was it a BMW?
>>38965248
It's alright, much better the second time around
>>38965805
Just solo masturbation from what I can tell, sort of disgusted by her collection of dragondildos though
>>38965629
>Delivery medicine to pharmacy
>Bringing totes inside from the van
>Some old lady comes up to me
>"Excuse me, you said my prescription would be ready by now"
>"I'm sorry I don't work here, I'm just the del......"
>"NO DON'T GIVE ME EXCUSES YOUNG MAN, WHERES MY MORPHINE"Don't fucking tempt me
>>38965811
Not sure, it was red and quite a small care. Looked fairly modern.
That fucker added at least 20 minutes to our journey by driving too slow and blocking any attempts at overtaking.
The icing on the cake would be if their names were Joyce and Rodger.
Not the lad doing the edits but thought I'd have a try at a nightime.
Hows the thoughts on the lighting with this. It needs a proper clean up. Tried to get a comfy glow from the windows and kebab sign
>>38965795
Well, i can't really talk for city stores. My assumption would be because they're larger they should need more warehouse people though. I don't know.
>>38965800
I'm just a cleaner!
I got in shit once when a customer handed me an opened bag of prawns she found on the floor
>you're not authorised to manage waste products!
I didn't fucking want to do waste ya prick
>>38965832
just 1 screenshot anon pls
>>38965835
and quite a small car*
>>38965834
>WHERES MY MORPHINE
>when your memes bleed into real life
>>38965835
Oh, okay.
Someone just posted on leftbook about a BMW killing a cat near me, thought you could be the same person.
>>38965848
>"Anon you need to be more of a team player, less attitude and more "can do" mentality."
what so warehouse people even do
>>38965877
What area are you from anon? I was heading toward Welshpool when it happened.
>>38965891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQATFbLvIHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmc1KPD44Sg
Think about killing themselves by the looks of it.
>>38965918
Sussex, so obviously just a coincidence.
>>38965702
Do post it,
if you wank off to it its like you've cucked any guy she goes out with in the future or something
>>38965863
I actually used to work for an internet-based pharmacy delivering medication direct to patients. So it gets even worse.
Once I had to deliver morphine to a person for their pallatative care on thjer deathbed. So I literally give a person some morphine, then they died a couple of hours later. That certainly was a surreal feeling.
>>38965788
>not risking her getting doxxed plus her finding out I know about her vids
All people know if you are her ex. Could be any ex. Or just post the oneitis instead
>>38965943
that doesnt look like a supermarket
My God /r/incels is a thing of beauty.
>>38965984
Calm it Shipman
>>38965984
Did you slip in a Harold Shipman joke as you handing it over?
>>38964038
Just led a sheltered life, played gamecube at home instead of going round friends, changed schools and then changed schools again, then at secondary school I just had no close friends. I knew people but had no friends. Same thing was with the rugby club, I knew people, but never hung out.
>>38965891
Take the deliveries off the trucks and stack them on the correct shelves. Then, when needed, place them on pallets and take them to the shop floor. Also check for damaged/out of date stock
>>38965844
looks well bare and the upper windows are...interesting
but the lighitng looks a lot better lad
>>38966021
No, but this was some time last spring, so I gave a person morphine, then a few hours later they died, then a few hours after that I was writing shipposts on /r9k/
captcha: pharmacy
>>38966048
Do you ever deliver to dementia patients? Is it better to have them put down?
>>38966046
Aye. It's just a base image I have knocking around. Just threw in any image I had in my downloads folder to see how the windows looked with the lighting. Will try and clean it all up and make some new image at some point.
>>38966089
I delivered to a few care homes where the patients are just rolling around on the floor screaming, so those ones probably should just be put down
>>38965891
Post videos on the internet talking about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCga0jNALTs
Sometimes I feel like there's at most 20 people who post here everyday. We're the old men who never seem to leave the pub.
>>38966113
Fuck, that sounds like my gran desu. First the stroke now her mind is turning into that of a toddler, how long do they normally live for once the dementia kicks in?
>>38966153
Not really sure, I only ever ran in and out as fast as I could, but from what I gathered when they reach that stage its about 3 months give or take
>>38966149
i feel like i am too invested in britfeel
seen in britfeel a few times, what's the story?
>>38966149
I've posted here since November 20th 2014. I'd say since that time I've gone no more than 15 days combined without posting
>>38966184
Tilde when he hooked up with Nel
>>38966184
that's sakulad
>>38966171
Mine had the stroke over 5 years ago and dementia kicked in about 2 years ago, the old battle axe is still alive and kicking.
Sounds harsh but she is really putting a large strain on the rest of the family, many of us haven't seen her in over a year because its not a nice experience anymore.
Britfeel is 994 days old today
>>38966184
She works at the BBC and said Trevor McDonald is a nonce
If the full price of a leg of lamb is 9.60, what would it be if it was offered at 50% discount?
>>38966215
if you added about 10 stone and some hair
>>38966233
If I ever get to that stage I'll just order myself some morphine off the darkweb and Ship myself off to the grave
>>38966184
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>>38966215
so was this a robot and fembot hooking up?burger here, I only ever lurk threads occasionally
>>38966255
BONG
>Trevor McDonald is a nonce
BONG
>>38966184
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>>38966215
Is this Tilde? >>>/gif/11065789
>>38966265
4.80
Is that the answer you got?
>>38962231
I started drinking it when I was losing weight and now I can't stand the taste of any other kind of milk. Sad
>>38966304
that wasn't one of the options, I selected none of the above. Employ me already you cunts
>>38966321
What were the options?
>>38966321
You're never going to last in the job if you can't divide by 2.
>Ebin's written abilities are probably in the top 20% of the population
>Ebin's mathematical abilities are probably in the bottom 0.5% of the population
>>38966352
4.60, 4.30 and 4.10 or something I think and none of the above
>>38966353
they don't know that
>>38966321
what did len do wrong? you hinted to it in your new blog
spill the beans now they've all gone to bed
Thinking of pulling a sicky today
>>38966396
his writing ability is probably good because he spends so much time shit posting
>>38966400
So you correctly worked it out as 4.80 then (none of the above)?
>>38966400
They give you a test on paper in your induction.
>>38966406
Just being an insufferable cunt with his spam in britfeel, clearly doing it to taunt me and nothing else. Then he sits on a self-righteous platform while he continues to spam his massive walls of mundane text that nobody wants to see. Also spams dog webms from reddit and types like an insufferable bellend and expects everyone to love it.
>>38966429
yes, I completed both questionaires and now i'm onto the CV bit I think, it asked me if I wanted to save my progress and fill the rest later and emailed me a link, I'll do that with mum
>>38966450
I'm a master of guile, will use my phone
Not sure how a lad can't do basic maths such has halving a number like 9.60
Half of 9, 4.5 half of .6, .3 put them together 4.8
Come on ebin step it up familio
>I've began questioning even my friends or allies on that board
Who did he mean by this?
>>38966473
Shipanon, watch out
>>38966413
Do it and come to bed with me tilde
Putting my mothers number as a second phone number so when I inevitably ignore the call my mum will speak to them.
>>38966518
Watch it lad, you can't touch tilde unless I'm sat in the corner watching
>>38966473
Was this the most recent blog post? Also why is allies plural - does he really have namefag friends other than tilde?
>>38966493
I was defending you this morning (alongside britnormie) and we both got accused of being you without a trip
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>>38953075
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>>38953202
It's all so tiresome, what is there to live for?
>>38966557
That would be a bit weird lad, but I'll record it if you beg me to.
>>38966569
I saw, thankyou.
I think i'll stop even coming here during the weekend or wageslave nights. The nu-4chan redditors can't help themselves. Also I have no self-control and can't help myself but spam and respond to them
>>38966597
no deal. I either watch or your not getting her
>>38966572
living long enough to see the world burn in WW3, and all the normies march off to die.
>>38965990
Is this satire?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/6n7rft/a_stacy_at_the_cashier_was_missing_a_15_dollars/
>>38966572
>tfw no qt dragon to crush the world
>>38966657
https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/6slyjz/a_toast_to_the_man_of_the_hour_urippedrichandincel/
>picture of elliot second most upvoted
>>38966241
What are we doing for the big 1000?
>>38966611
>I think i'll stop even coming here during the weekend or wageslave nights
even if you had no beef, you would probably still spend a lot less time here if you started working. the main im on here and a lot of other people is because we have all the time in the world.
>>38966707
The same thing we do every night pinky....fuk off bot
>>38966707
>What are we doing for the big 1000?
big wank sesh
Cup of tea time! Who wants one?
>>38966707
might post my picture and bask in (you)'s
>>38966707
Whats the big 1000?
>>38966777
Nice trips, I have builders and some rich tea biscuits if you got them to please
>>38966695
POO IN LOOS ETERNALLY BTFO
>>38966766
skype? I'd be down for this my brothers
>>38966818
1000th day of britfeel apparently
>>38966777
I'd like one please, I think it's too late to put on the kettle here. 1 sugar and a dash of milk for me ta
>>38966792
Yea until you get banned lol. Remember the new r9k rule?
>>38966818
There you go anon, nice warm tea to warm you up and some yummy biscuits to go with it!
>decided a few days ago to check out MTW
>On Elliot's 18th birthday he decided to turn his life around and make this year a happy one
>know it's going to all end in tears
grim stuff desu
>>38966891
Sugar coming right up!
>>38966970
>Note: the coffee has not been tampered with
This always makes me laugh
New thread:
>>38966927
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>>38966927
Has anyone else had really weird experiences the past month or two, everything to me has felt like a fever dream and I don't feel like myself...
>>38966891
holy shit, thats crazy I didnt know britfeel was only 1000 old, how time flys
>>38966942
pic related
>>38966954
>he decided to turn his life around
Now where have I heard that before...?
>>38963128
I know dis functional family feels. Sorry lad.
>>38963362
I thought he was going to be bitten and the mail shredded.
>>38966153
Jesus lad I'm so sorry. My grandpa is dying from this shit too.