/britfeel/

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First.
Renew please.

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Ignore those who seek to destroy yinggan, follow the lead of those who seek to improve yinggan

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Slip your iced finger in her donut edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighbourhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

*intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

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>>38888283
Thanks for the advice Xi!

>>38888246
yeah yeah, don't remind me

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Buy Chinese knockoff rubik's cubes

>Dominos has a choclate pizza
Kinda want to get that disgusting disaster, can't resist a stupid gimmick.

google chrome keeps not responding and I don't knw why or how to fix it

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reading old lads mags i found from way back

nth for /britfeel/ should have a fighting game tournament.

>>38888343
I had a chocolate and marshmellow teenage mutant ninja turtles pizza when I was a kid. it was nice. you might be surprised lad.

>>38888362
Any lads here have Tekken for the PS3?

>>38888379
That's weird, I set a spoiler over the 3 but it didn't show up

Would any lads here with a big bulging brain be able to tell me how to edit the OP image pls? I have some ideas

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Back from the shop lads

>tfw always consider buying all the requests from my going to the shop posts and uploading a picture but worry it would be too autistic and a waste of money

Enjoying some cereals now

>>38888362
This would be great!

Tekken 7 on PS4/PC depending on what you've got. Think there are only two of us who play Tekken on PS4 regularly though

>>38888379
Used to have it but can always buy it back tbqh

>>38888371
That sounds pretty based with some marshmellows in there desu, I just don't trust dominos much. It's usally just a tiny choc pizza they do but my drug dealer works there and said he'd squirt it all over a medium sized real one for a fiver.

>>38888452
Wouldn't be too autistic considering some of the outlandish things some lads have done for a laugh to provide content

>>38888452
kek. I did that last night, got asked for lilt and a yorkie but couldn't find any. came back with a bottle of lsv tropical and a twix. was going to post it but felt I let the lads down.

>>38888515
>lilt and a yorkie
what kind of sick fuck asked for this combination?

>>38888515
Ah mate i was the lad after the lilt. You legend. Can't believe they didnt have actual lilt though!

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What should I get from subway? I have 3 squid

Bank holiday tomorrow

t.potato

>>38888539
Think Yorkie goes better with Irn Bru

The raisin ones are great desu

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From Tilde's blog:
>I went for another walk before tea/dinner/whatever you want to call it. Really needed to pee and was waiting until I got to a clearing to do it. Unfortunately there was a man and his dog there which crushed me somewhat. Went into an unused tunnel nearby and did it. I am always worried CCTV will spot me.

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Don't even know if I'm meant to go into work tomorrow or not

getting a bit tired of this now

>>38888539
it was from 2 separate requests
>>38888543
it is a shitty shop, I only go for beer and haribo.

>>38888371

What the fuck is a marshmellow?

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>>38888567
When you're a NEET every day is a bank holiday

>tfw no tranny gf to publicly defecate with

>>38888640
it's how an idiot spells marshmallow.
t. the idiot you replied to

>>38888362
I can play Tatsunoko vs Capcom a bit decently

Has real life stalking completely died out? Is everything just done online these days?

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>tfw the days are starting to get shorter

>>38888642

Me and you, we're on a different page
I go to work, and I earn a wage

Sunday wank always feels like putting Fairy Liquid on my dick :(

>>38888691
I suppose it's the end game once you exhaust all of the online information and content.

>>38888708
That may be, but you see
You are paying for me! Tee hee~

As a proud FEMINIST, this shitposting against tilde has to stop. She is a beautiful woman and DESERVES her right to privacy. Public defacation shaming HAS to stop.

>>38888585
you know it tilde

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>>38888490
got to provide giggles for the lads. i got my mum to txt me pic related on christmas eve because of a joke in the thread.

>>38888740
This is not true, 4 days I relax
And thus do not earn, enough to pay tax!

>>38888694
hours are wearing thin, years are flying by

save us from this hell

>>38888798

This year my son's been a good man
Please don't invade his desusan

>>38888799

Is it even worth working anon?

>>38888821

Yeah, I'm earning mony for those 3 days a week

>>38888832

Can't be much though?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40838979
People think this woman has a normal healthy body.
Fucking hate this fat acceptance shit that woman is fat as fuck.

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britfeel is by far the best thread on all of /r9k/

Digits against roasties

8s for tripfags out

>>38888866
80% of r9k is just trying to orbit women before getting angry at them

For straya

About 6-7k a year. I'd get about 3k on bennies

>>38888908

Jesus. That's rough.

>>38888938

Not rough at all lad. I'm quite comfy.

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>>38888888
just checkin' lads

>>38888945

How lad, do you still live with your parents?

>>38888972
digits are for tards get out

>>38888983

They moved out and basically left me in the family house.

I have a friend on 35k and his disposable income is not much higher than mine. About 10k gets taken on PAYE/NI/Student Loan

13k on rent, 2k on council tax, and he's left with 10k disposable

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>its another dad using the drill downstairs episode
>it's another mum screaming at the cats over nothing episode

How are my anons doing this fine Sunday?

>>38888862
>a guy who looks like that
>best he can get is a landwhale like that
There is no hope. Even more, I can't believe all those comments saying she's 'average'

>>38888353
Lol this is the most normie magazine i have seen. Not even trying to sound offensive because I'm basically a normie.

>>38888998

Ah, I suppose that helps, still dunno how you manage though tbqh.

Your mate's tax bill is mad though, needs to get "a man" on that.

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>>38888984
T-t-that's not very nice anon! Apologise right now!

>mother is nagging me to do the garden despite the fact I only offered out of goodwill
Bitch I wish I never offered now

>>38889000
Iktf all to well anon. Need to stop being a wasteman and move out already, how can people live with such a short fuse.

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>>38889053
>just about to do X
>very motivated
>mum: "anon, remember to do X"
>all motivation completely gone

>>38889040

>Electricity/gas/water combined is about 1000
>Phone/internet/mobile is about 500/year
>Council tax about 500 a year
>Food at about 1200 a year
>Car tax/mot/insurance - 700
>Petrol - 500
>Gambling budget 300 (25/month)
>Savings 300 (25/month)

Thats 5000, and still leaves 1/2k for disposable income

>>38889089
I do something like this:
>start reading book for first time in months
>"oh anon, reading for once, that's a change"
>put down book and don't read again for months

>>38889098

No fucking way could I survive in that, I'm impressed.

>>38888862
>that the average (basic) bro might call 'chubby' or even 'fat'
Just admit you're into fatties dude, no reason to be so insecure

what's with that pear shaped bugs bunny pic making the rounds?

>>38889048
'tard

>>38889115
'nother one

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Anyone up for another movie night? Another anon kindly gave me a place where we can find a tonne of movies on youtube, so we have a lot to choose from.

>>38889136
>'nother one
another what?

>>38889117

Also the gambling winnings make a nice little contribution sometimes. Also birthday/Christmas money tops it up a little.

I will pick up more hours soon, but It's a very comfy life paying all the bills and having a moderate bit of disposable income while working 3 days a week. Lots of britfeel time

went to a carboot today and saw that rylan has a fucking autobiography
>i lost xfactor
>then somehow got a job on this morning
>the end

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>>38889136
You better show me your bullying licence, sir

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>>38889140
I'd be up for this. We need a strawpoll to decide the film though

>>38889166
Hey now, he also does Big Brother stuff too

>>38889166
Just woke up and did a google to see who rylan is, jesus christ what an awful start to the day finding out that hideous specimen exists and has a level of fame

>>38889166
Who the fuck is Rylan

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13639104

made a few options for us lads, I think we'll do it at 8pm tonight.

>>38889220

He didn't even win that series of X factor. I also had never heard of him. Literally a nobody

>>38889220
I know right, they should have superior specimen like you on tv instead

I like it when people speaking foreign languages don't have the word for the english word, so they just say the english word and it sounds really odd

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Watch This Morning!

>>38889260
https://www.reddit.com/r/fullmoviesongoogle/

Go here if you want to find a movie that's not on the list and nominate it, you'll probably have to manual search because leddit's search function fucking sucks

>>38889260
All absolute shit, except maybe Spirited Away. The way it works is anons give suggestions in the thread, you don't just make them up yourself. I will not be taking part in this dictatorship

>>38889265
Would be more entertaining tbf, albeit in a train wreck sort of way

>>38889276
Please refer to
>>38889275

I just went on the page and selected a few, you can't just ask for any movie because it won't fucking work if it's not a youtube or google drive link.

>>38889271
Fuck me some men shouldn't grow facial hair.

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>>38888246
surprise surprise 95

>>38889269

I know exactly what you mean, like nick clegg here at 5:01

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vZMMH1GEaU

>>38889318
That's not the same thing, because he's talking about the Labour and Conservatives parties

>>38889271
>those teeth
What an abomination. Reminds me of some kind of animated character but I can't remember what

>>38889318
just sounds like scouse to me

>>38889271
What the fuck happened to Holly? Everytime I tune in to this morning it's this mong, some fat black sag or a depressed old couple

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>>38888246
>mummy asks me if I've tried on the jeans she bought me and I say yes
>mfw I haven't tried them on yet, and when I do I find out that they're too big

It's seems I have saved britfeel once again. All in a day's work

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>just went downstairs to get some cereals
>overhear mum and my normie sister discussing the vomit stains in the bathroom
>"I'm going to have to say something"

Bit nervous now haha

>>38889351

How have you done that then chap?

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>>38889360
Maybe clean up after yourself next time and don't be such a degenerate

>>38889360
update your blog tilde. i need some more entertainments

any of you lads tried fleshlights? thinking about getting one

>>38889260
Kek, every option has one vote.

>>38889289
Ok fair enough. I rec Begotten and 12 Angry Men

>>38889360
Clean up your vomit you pig. Or just don't vomit

>>38889372
I thought I was cleaning it quite well. Think the sink is partially blocked from washing the vomit off my hands too

>>38889384
I was going to do it tonight. Feels wrong doing it halfway through the day

>>38889145
another retard, tard

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>>38889260
Which one should I pick lads? Black Dynamite or spirited away?

>>38889392
An anon here recommended some alien one a year or 2 back. I've not used it in 6 months but the past week I've been addicted to it. Good shit

>>38889445
Um, ok
[(0)]

>>38889348
she don't do it the summer holidays

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>>38889457
is it this one? im torn between the zombie and frankenstein one myself desu

>>38889507
Post funny reviews

>>38889507
Yea the blue one.

>>38889360
Come sit on my lap and i will cuddle you until you feel better baby <3

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Alright lads, would you mind sparing a few yous? Thanks guys, it should take much of your time to give some yous

also at the carboot i saw a slav, smoking and squatting whilst actually wearing a black and white stripe Adidas tracksuit, he was like a living meme

>>38889482
Spoiled cow. Need to see her bred on live tv.

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>>38889560
When I get drink I sometimes do pic related pose. Fucking cringing now thinking of it

>>38889550
Go on lad, because it's Sunday

>>38889528
they arent really funny desu. just guys saying it feels good although one complained it was too noisy

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>>38889550
Here you go friend, originally of course

>chad thundercock
>stacy ???
stacy bigboobs?

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>>38889360
It's easier if you just come clean now. Be brave, think of the dinosaurs

>>38889601
stacy thunderthighs

>>38889601
Tornadocunt

>>38889550
A post about me got 9 (you)s yesterday, i can spare one for you now.

>>38888567
no it isn't, the next bank holiday is the 28th.

>>38889601
Vipervag

>>38889601
Bazookatits

>shes sniffing glue with cain
>On the super sonic train
>and yes makes me laugh
>give me your autograph
what did the Gallagher brothers mean by this

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I need something to do I just waste every single day please help

Also I need another filling and I don't know why because I thought I brushed my teeth really well but maybe I've been doing it wrong my whole life, how do you do it?

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>Mummy asks why I'm such a failure
>Not quick-witted enough to deflect
>Just have to look down

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>>38889672
>mummy never asked because she knows the resons

>>38889507
Why would anyone else want these instead of just a regular fake vagina?

>>38889672
>must have been my upbringing
do NOT say that
lots of silent treatment

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>>38889647
Torpedo tits are the best

Do 30 pressups over the course of the day. Oh and also give me something to do today as well

>>38889696
not all of us are fucking plebs

>>38889727
I'm bored as well, want to watch a film together

>>38889696
They feel really good

Stupid question

>>38889727
>Do 30 pressups over the course of the day
thats not how it works lad, you could do 3 sets of 10 but you can't just do one at a time. you need to feel that burn in your arms

>neither len or saku post all weekend
>britfeel is incredibly comfy

dare I say it, were ebin and tilde right?

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Check out the haul lads.

>>38889741
how does it looking like an alien make it feel better than a normal one?

I'd feel too weird as well

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>>38889727
>30 pressups over the course of the day
Pffffft I can do more than that in one go

>>38889756
fucks sake ebin just stop posting

>>38889756
>the topic isn't about me
>better make it about me

Last I'll say about that

>>38889756
Only the people involved and some of len orbiters think Len/Saku weren't shitposting with their avatar off like Tilde/ebin.

>>38889727
fuck sake. I tried to do 10 and i think ive pulled a muscle in my left arm

>>38889766
It's about how the internals feel on your dick, not the fact it's an "alien". That's just what they use to market it.

>>38889650
look at those 2 beasts, thats what real men look like

>playing smackdown 2 on the ps1 with my created super star i named after hard knock

Beast this

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>>38889756
It's still shit, though

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>>38889785
>they're bumming eachother as we speak
>he spends his sunday defending them on an anonymous imageboard they don't even remember exists in their blissful aids filled orgys

>>38889802
>Not creating all the personalites ITT and having britfeel stories.
Miss the lad who did BFF for two nights

>>38889650
>Update
I do a miute brushing with tooth paste, a minute brushing with water

only just found out you're meant to leave tooth paste on

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>stuck in my room since i woke up needing a piss because my brother is at the bottom of the stairs

dude just start a routine lmao

>>38889815
>they're bumming eachother as we speak
>he's thinking about it

>>38889815
Sounds like someone is jeaIous

>>38889756
Dare I say, fuck off and take your normie boyfriend with you?

>>38889802
pics now laddy

>>38888548
Does that even get you a 6 inch?

>>38889844
>>38889840
Your husbandu is gettting dicked right now by a real man

>>38889785
Odd that you can't substantiate that claim in any way and all you have is projection

>>38889815
How's that apple taste, fox?

>>38889850
First off, it's husbando

Secondly, that comment is relevant to Ebin, not us

>referring to Tilde as 'she'

the fucking state of you enabling this mental spastic

I haven't made a non-trip post in this thread

Can Ebin and the orbiters have a day off? Don't fucking respond to bait.

>>38889881
There are no orbiters. It's literally just him and Tilde pretending with trips off.

>>38889850
Yeah mate, I ain't the one who's jealous, that's ebin

>>38889879
You're a proven liar, lad

>out on my bike
>just finished climbing a steep hill
>shattered
>at kot comes running out some long grass meowing at me
>climbs up my leg onto my lap
Feels nice to have a welcoming party. Feels like winning the Tour De France.

>>38889893
Fine you're not an orbiter. Now could you please stop defending some random faggot from another faggot's attacks?

>>38889897
I've never been proved to be a liar though

>>38889902
New mongs like you don't understand, these threads were shit before len and some of the other lads turned up. You bet your arse I'm going to call out the cancer of these threads for ruining the comfy.

>>38889912
You claimed a couple of days ago that you'd never make a tripless post in the thread again very shortly before posting your retarded "big reveal" screenshot

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anyone else starting to look forward to mondays just so they can talk to another human being? me neither haha...

Whoever came up with the tactic of dismissing everyone who has a positive opinion of someone they don't like with the word "orbiter" was pretty damn smart not gonna lie

What vidya do you lot have on steam?
Does anyone else have a several year old account with no friends?

>>38889930
I've told you about that, also that screenshot wasn't faked.

I'd escalate it further but i'll show restraint, I don't care tbqh.

>>38889947
Sounds like it's projection doesn't it. One loser only compliments people they orbit, so now everyone who does it is an orbiter

>>38889912
>wank to old men shagging twinks
>wank to solo male masturbation videos
>swallow your own cum
>call women disgusting on your blog
>in love with a man
>"lol im not gay haha"

youre lying to yourself more than anything desu

@38889963
>I'd escalate it further but i'll show restraint,

Damage control

> I don't care tbqh.

I-I d-don't care. H-honest. P-please change s-subject

>>38889947
You're not even quoting something you're angry at anymore. Just shit stirring with ebin. Please die

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>>38889901
Aww you're like a real life Disney Princess

>called the police on my druggie neighbors
>their class B addiction is making my house smell

Fuck em.

>>38889963
Doesn't change the fact that you saying you wouldn't go tripless again was a fat fucking lie now does it
Also you literally called that screenshot a "meme" when I asked you to substantiate it, how's that not an admission it was fake you mong

>>38889963
>I'd escalate it further but i'll show restraint
Ebin don't back out now. You going to let the waifuposters smugly call you an idiot when you've got proof of their fake attitude?

>>38889987
Shame my landlord doesn't allow pets or I'd take her home. Bet I'd be a better owner than the chavs that own her.

>>38890000
Don't forget about blaming it on the 1 person who even cares about him

Gonna be fun watching him kill himself in a few years

>>38889985
Just commenting on the state of Ebins level of argument

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>>38889997
But anon, snitches get stitches

>>38890015
How about you shut the fuck up and stop contributing to the drama you 'hate'?

>>38889975
I'm not in love and never have been

>>38889983
>>38890000
>>38890002
you can only ask tilde for the definitive proof if you really care that much, Saku even tried throwing his boyfriend under the bus by saying they both made that comment. As i've said those two are actually mentally deranged and scare me now. I deleted it because I was worried that these freaks would pursue me. I've only commented on it because you are annoying me, it doesn't matter what you think because I'm always correct

>>38889997
weed?
my neighbours are also drug dealers yet have the nerve to snitch on other people on my street for doing stuff that annoys them

>>38890021
Never said i hated it did I
I'm just an observer

>>38890019
But anon, the police have this thing now where you can tell them without having to reveal your identity.

>>38890033
Then kill yourself you drama loving faggot.

>>38890025
>Saku even tried throwing his boyfriend under the bus by saying they both made that comment.
That's not very nice and cute :^)

>>38890027
>weed
Yes, we close the windows but these old houses have gaps and it still gets in. I got a headache last night from the strong stench of weed which was the final straw.

>>38890025
I did ask tilde for his comments and proof, repeatedly
You know what happened?
He threw you under the bus, ebin. Claimed he told you twice not to do it.
But go on, are you gonna screenshot saku's supposed comment for me and prove me wrong?

>>38890025
What's to stop Tilde photoshopping it? Only way we can prove this if he gave us the account details

>Saku even tried throwing his boyfriend under the bus by saying they both made that comment

No he didn't.

>because I was worried that these freaks would pursue me.

I'm going to tell you something now, and this may actually hurt you a little

They don't think or care about you. At all. They have each other to care about.

>>38890053
Tilde didn't even need to Photoshop it, what was posted didn't prove anything whatsoever

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>>38890005
Have you asked them directly? I've heard that landlords who say they don't allow pets can make exceptions if they trust the tenant, especially for a kitty over a doggo

I am so sick of people talking about grenfell

>>38890037
Not till i see how this ends, my dude :^)

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>thread was comfy and now everyone is arguing about tripfags

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>Stomach rumbling
>No food
>Need to have a shower to go to the shop
>Don't want to shower

What do?

>>38890080
I've asked before but he's pretty firm with his stance.

>>38890092
>'someone' mentions len and saku
>ebin joins in
>thread goes to shit
Like clockwork.

>>38890053
>What's to stop Tilde photoshopping it?
Wew lad, the things you do to protect your waifuposting buddy is disturbing

>>38890042
>>38890046
>>38890046
>>38890053
>They don't think or care about you. At all. They have each other to care about.

so why do you keep bringing it up and trying to bait me? they are disgusting human beings and deserve whatever they get

I'm leaving the thread because you orbiters are pathetic, you spend your Sunday's defending these hideous creatures. I don't need to prove anything because I'm correct

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>>38890084
Ikr, I don't know why people are saying it was deliberate

>>38890102
shop then shower i suppose lad

Anyone know the law for landlords if their (private) renters are smoking weed on their property? I heard that the landlords can face some serious trouble if they don't do anything about it.

I want to make it a problem for the landlord too since trying to reason with druggies is pointless, but this will raise the stakes.

>>38890115
You forgot the part when the cunts started shitting up the thread to bait ebin's autism

>>38890115
Ebin mentions len and saku (literally no one else gives a fuck)
Ebin then makes about 10 posts replying to give the facade of an "argument"
Thread goes to shit

Clockwork

>>38890036

But anon, the people next door will say "that autistic faggot next door snitched" and you will wake up, briefly, at 3AM to a very warm house.

>>38890122
I do it because you are an awful influence on the thread and it's in everyone's best interest you leave.
What's the matter, nothing to say about tilde refusing to say anything about your little spergout?

>>38890142
I doubt it, its a semi detached and their house is joined to ours.

>>38890084
Sick of it too desu. Things like this should get a mention in national media and then become local issues

>>38890102
You could always be a smellyboi

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>>38889846
This is what i have so far. Im trying to improve him but i only have so many options

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>>38889997
Hope you ended the call with "Hurry please"

>>38890156
Hey tilde, while you're here, care to exonerate your supposed friend and show everyone that proof he claims you have?

>>38890102
Have a quick shower then go to the shop and get some food. Showers aren't difficult

>>38890156
>>38890175
Better idea.

Block the mouldy cunt from your life because he's nothing but a net drain on your well-being

>>38890174
Well sort of, I timed it just as the cunt was lighting up out back and told them to go down the side to catch them in the act.

L O N D O N reporting in

flock of geese just flew over my house, be on the lookout.

>>38890175
Shan't be posting it but everything ebin has said is true and those concerned in this have objective proof of it. That's all that matters

I reckon tilde is quite into being bullied, the kinky sod.

>>38890208
>geese started the tripfag drama so they could attack us while we were distracted
Should have fucking known

I for one think it would be cool if you could change the tint of what you see. Not so much that you read road signs and warnings wrong, but just so much that the world is more interesting to look at. I'd have a slightly darker blue sky, maybe a tinge of red in the pavements. And then when you get sick of it and turn it off, you will be impressed by the normal colours again.

>>38890215
Tilde you're too good for those nasty two, I wish you wouldn't talk to them even if it is for the good of the thread. Nasty, manipulative people.

>>38890208
london mentioned
7uirtukiryuk

>14 year old cousin is here

I'm looking after him until tomorrow.

>>38890237
just give him a fidget spinner and sit him in a corner

>>38890126
Snitches get stitches you little bitch

>>38890237
Got a good boipussy?

>>38890215
>shan't be posting it
Well then it's rather useless, isn't it?
Odd that you'd withhold proof incriminating the people you headed a week long anonymous shitposting campaign against

>>38890019

It's not like he lives next door to the fucking godfather. The chance of retribution is very slim

>14:30
>4,850kcal and counting
threw up once already, I had to, my stomach was playing murder

>>38890215
Just when I thought I couldn't possibly think less of you, you go and make up this bullshit

You two deserve each other.

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Give it to me straight, lads. Has /britfeel/ been objectively awful for the last two months?

>>38890291
havent had a genuinely good thread in a while

>>38890151

They'll just give you a life changing/ending beating then anon. And quite justified they'll be too.

>>38890291
Yes, it objectively has. I've been here for years, and even during the peak Pakipoo days, it was never this bad

>>38890291

Nope, it's been marvellous.

>>38890291
the late night feels talks are good, but not a full thread for sure lad

>>38890291
The only good times were when tilde and ebin fucked off

>>38890225
ever thought about buying tinted glasses?

>>38890316

They're both a great deal more interesting than you anon.

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>>38890217
Haha I like being bullied and doing the bullying lad~

>>38890228
I know it can be hard to see in these threads at times but ebin is a very kind and sweet person. I think its easy to underestimate how hurt he was by recent events and while that doesn't make our actions any better I hope you can understand he was really very upset by it. He has not been close to anyone before and I think it was a horrid first experience for him

Now, shall we comfypost lads?

>>38890302

I reported someone for weed 6 years ago, they got arrested and a fine, and nothing happened to me. Are they just biding their time?

>>38890291
>>38890298
There were quite a few at night but they were drowned out by the shit threads. Also a bunch of random tripfags joined and fuck it up every night now

>>38890316
The good times are when you drama loving cunts go to bed.

>>38890327

No you didn't anon. Don't talk shit.

>>38890326
> I think its easy to underestimate how hurt he was by recent events

He's not gay no. Definitely not

>>38890291

The waifu era of 2016 was the worst of all. I left britfeel for about 2-3 weeks in January 2017 too.

The thread is nearly at an all time high now I would say

>>38890326
I was talking about saku and len, heard you were all talking on steam to work it out. I actually quite like ebin, he can be annoying but his bizzare life makes up for it.

>>38890326
So no proof posting then?
You could end all this drama right now for good if you really wanted to and if what you say is true. So why don't you?

Ebin would you like more advice with pleasuring your own arsehole, my good man?

>>38890326
https://strawpoll.com/x3hbrhg3

>>38890327
>weed
>arrested and a fine

Were you an extra on The Bill anon?

>>38890333

You're deluded if you think every single person who reports a weed smoker to the police will get some traumatic beating or killed.

75% of the time they won't even know who reported them, 24.9% of the time they will be too scared to take revenge, and maybe 0.1% of the time there will be consequences

>>38890337
What was so bad about the waifuposting?

When I can be ased. I might make ebin and tilde on this game. Should i make tilde a girl if i do?

>>38890346

They had enough for supply in their house.

>>38890337
I left britfeel for like 3 or 4 months because of the 2016 waifuposting a well known suspect as of late was a massive part of that problem too

>>38890344
depends

>>38890361
was a clique of 7-8 people in a discord outside the thread who met up with each other frequently and ran a little gay harem and consistently told the thread about it

Where is rubikslad? I managed to get the white square, and all top three squares all under it are the correct colour, however I'm not sure what to do next. I don't want to use an algorithm I want to figure it out myself.

>>38890361

Because a bunch of fat grown men roleplaying as anime girls is the sort of trash that belongs on int/brit/. We should strive to be better than that

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Good afternoon Britfeel!
How are you all feeling?
Good I hope.
Any plans for today?
I think I'll personally be playing some vidya, reading a few webcomics I've been keeping up with and mostly zone out to music.
Any favourite series you guys like?
Post waifus

Why would you miserable cunts even report someone for smoking weed. I honestly believe that getting pissed is worse, you wouldn't report someone for that would you?

>>38890381
>expecting anyone to take a word you say seriously

I smell cigarette smoke all the time and its 100x worse

Thank god its decreasing in popularity

>>38890388
I'm feeling pretty good, going to watch some movies with britfeel tonight which woill be nice. I got invited to play pubg which was awesome too, I don't get invited to much so it meant a lot to me.
My favourite series is Band of Brothers, but I'm currently watching season 2 of game of thrones.
I don't have a waifu I'm sorry.

>>38890341
It would require posting an IP and I think there's a point at which internet arguments shouldn't affect real life

>>38890345
Th-thanks lads

>>38890340
Good to hear you like ebin! He's a really great lad and I hope we can all be there for him in the future! We need to be there for each other too though!

>>38890372
I would prefer that, anon

>>38890381
Yeah it was cancerous but you wanked off over Jun too before he dumped all you basic subs

>>38890359

They live next door to an autist who patently stops at the traffic lights while playing GTA.

Anon is toast.

>>38890373

No they didn't, lad.
This never happened.

>>38890384
>I want to figure it out myself
Are you retarded? It's impossible to 'figure it out myself' beyond the white face. You have to learn algorithms, which are piss easy to remember once you practice.

>>38890414
PUBG looks really fun if you have friends, how did you guys do?

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>>38890384

Like this? You need to fill in the edge pieces next (put the red/green piece in between the red green centre) do that for all 4 around the middle, and you'll have 2 layers done

>>38890318
Yes but what I want is to change the colour of individual things.

>>38890388
Are you trying to act like Len did? with the same copy pasta'd post format pretty much. You pedo shit and your lil stupid waifu can fuck off you cunt.

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>>38890388
zoning out to music is my favourite evening activity. I've done a bit of maths today, found a batch of 100 or so pictures of my waifu that I've never seen before to obesss over so that should be fun.
poll was nothing to do with me

>>38890446
>REEE only my len can do this
kill yourself seriously

>>38890390

Someone getting pissed doesn't affect others though, smoking weed stinks out the street

>>38888246
>unstable
>mood is all over the place
>the more unhinged I feel the gayer I become
I just want to kiss a boy.

>>38890420

Kek!
Aye, I see your point.

>>38890446
It's literally Ebin, lad. He's been trying to establish this new waifu because everyone fucking hates him.

>>38890457
Clockwork

>>38890439
We won a game, then we lost the second. It was fine though because I had way more fun in the second game, I got mad kills. Usually how I play is that I seperate from the main group and get flank shots when we meet another group, it works really well unless we get injured. Really is all about quick kills.

>>38890446
the new waifu posters are comfy as fuck, leave them alone

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>>38890388
Bit hung over, gonna rush out and grab some lunch before the shops close in a minute then probably videogames but i really should try to do something creative or at least clean the flat

>>38890417
This is a very convenient time to show passion, isn't it? You can claim to be right all you want, but nobody outside of your orbiters will believe a word you say.

I promised to put myself on suicide watch tomorrow. What's the worst thing that could happen?

>tfw you insult ebin and hit way too close to home so he doesnt even respond with some off hand smug comment

>>38890442
It looks exactly like the picture you have, white face and a green red orange and blue T on each side.

>>38890478
What's your opinon on the fact waifuposters are shitting up the threads again just like old times?

>>38890485
it could jsut be a palce where they watch suicides
>>38890487
dripping wet

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>>38890414
That sounds great anon, provided its setup properly that could be pretty comfy too. I'm not a fan of movies and I'm super picky so I don't think they're for me though haha.
PUBG is great with friends though, or it is when it doesn't crash or majorly lag for me I hope you have a great time anon.
Band of Brothers was pretty good, I believe Winters tactics are actually taught to this day so definitely an interesting person and company to base it from.
Catch up with GoT though, I've been enjoying it so far its great :)
[spoilers] waifus aren't customary its fine
>>38890454
It is pretty comfy, what sort of music are you into? Are you taking a maths course too? I think you keep mentioning it and might have already answered this haha
Sounds comfy though, looking forward to new edits desu
>>38890478
Goodluck anon, I'd say cleaning up the place would be a solid idea - gets it done and you usually feel better afterwards (I do anyway)
Have a nice day either way though :)

>>38890487
>tfw you trigger him so much he leaves, but he can't spend 5 minutes being away so he switches to new waifu instead

>>38890489

A hint is you first need to join up that White/green/red corner with the red/green edge. Then you need to put it back in the slot

>>38890457
I didn't like Len 's formulaic posts and I don't want to see if again. KMS? Fuck you, retard. You are so stupid you actually thought I didn't hate your post for the same reasons I hated Lens, except more. I don't want fucking pedo shit in this thread Ebin.

>>38890470

Yep, I wouldnt have believed you but that reply just proves it.

>>38890473
Fuck off. The new waifu posters are just the same posters and its not comfy its pathetic

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>>38890492
Think it's pretty clear britfeel thrives on a bit of drama. Loads considered the thread of deaths door when you didn't have poley or waifus to get angry about

>>38890516
I've watched all of got, just rewatching it. I watched the leaked 4th episode of season 7 it was ok. I feel like it's gone downhill, not a fan of season 7 so far.
You are right about Winters, the tactics he employed in WW2 are still used as textbook examples to this day. Although the movie offers no merit, have you watched Heat? It's a bank robbery movie, and it is used as a textbook example on how to retreat while returning fire, and how to reload when under fire. Just a fun fact.

>>38890492
Not him but it's really tiring and making me want to only come here for the movienights now, Might not even post anymore if its going to be flooded with the same mundane shit by the same fake people

>>38890461
>Someone getting pissed doesn't affect others though
?? Have you ever been on a night out? All the pissheads stumbling around the streets, getting into fights, pissing and vomiting wherever they want. Compared to potheads who are just laid back and have a bit of a smell (which isn't even that bad)

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Steer discussion away from uncomfy topics, and towards comfy topics

>>38890532
It doesn't thrive on drama, postcount isnt thriving, quality of posts is what matters and drama shit like this is the lowest of the low

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>>38890388
Afternoon lad! I'm doing quite okay. Woke up feeling decent for once!

I've played Tekken so far. Won 3 online matches straight. Very good feel. Hope I can get around to the Rubik's Cube

Never read webcomics. I considered One Punch Man if that counts but never got around to it, like everything else haha

>>38890481
Doesn't matter if nobody in this thread believes it. Myself and Ebin know and that's what counts

>>38890532
Fuck off you attention whore, there's nothing good about this sad waifudrama

>>38890554

All those pissheads do end up getting arrested and thrown in the drunk tank for the night though

>>38890454
indie mostly, some rap, grime and hard rock too. it's a uni maths retake because I spent all of first year sulking in my room like eeyore

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>>38890565
For as much of a cuck you are, Xi, I can get behind this.

>>38890571

Look, stop justifying yourself.
You're as welcome here as anyone else.

Don't pander to the butthurt spergs in the audience, just do ya thang.

>>38890571
This is the most desperate last second damage control I've ever seen.
But hey, Ebins credibility has been permanently destroyed by his outburst, and you'd have done well to stick to not commenting because now you look bad too.

>>38890581

Have you ever actually left the house?

Anyone here think Snowden was a fake leaker? And that the USA wanted everyone to think we were spying on them?

>>38890582
oops I can't into repplies
>>38890516

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>>38890584

Form temporary alliances with foreign enemies for purpose of increasing thread comfiness

>>38890606
Tilde is just as bad. They're just a massive attention-whore who I rarely see discussing anything except themselves and pathetic drama

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>>38890552
Ah, I've not seen the leaked episodes but I was told its the best yet but I guess others such as yourself don't quite approve
I personally enjoy it though so I'm not too bothered, it's just something pretty good I use to escape reality for about an hour haha.
I'll check out Heat though, sounds very interesting :)
>>38890571
Heya! That's great :) Comfy sunday is in full swing it seems. Goodluck with the Rubiks cube though, they always frustrated me haha.
I've been keeping up with Cheese in the Trap on webtoons, it's a South Korean comic and it's pretty comfy, romance / life based on a girl at university. It's been getting quite spicy recently
>>38890613
>>38890582
Ah, I can't relate too much, at least with grime and rap but I'd imagine its comfy regardless.
Goodluck with the maths though! At least you're making an effort now to correct where you went wrong haha
scared I might waste the first year too, any tips? haha

Dumb question but are student loans considered debt?

>>38890592
Thanks lad

How are you today?

>>38890639
Ooh I've been meaning to get into Korean stuff for a while. Will add it to the backlog

>>38890639
Heat is a very long movie so you may lose interest, I personally love it though.
I love got aswell, but season 7 is the worst of all the seasons so far, but episode 4 was probs the best episode so far, the rest were pretty poor in my opinion.

>>38890611
it was fairly well handled in terms of supressing outcry - the guardian had their balls castrated from then on, and the juicy bits destroyed by the government team that came into drill the hard drives. It was only really germany that did mass protest as I recall, dispite it being an issue of greater importance than nuclear war to the average person
>>38890639
don't be an anti-social mong basically. so long as you're less mentally I'll than I am you should be fine lad

>>38890634
Tilde was so close to convincing people he wasn't the awful person his attempted tripless post informed everyone he was, but he just had to defend ebin one last time
How romantic?

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>>38890630
Agreed. I just hope the denizens of this thread can share these ideals.

>>38890669
>>38890611
to add, I suppose that they might have thought the leak inevitable and wanted to do it on their own terms

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I live in a small town with a huge ass hill next to it. I was thinking about getting a telescope and using it to sit up there and watch people in the town going about their daily lives.
Would this work fine? How far could a telescope let me see clearly?

This is legal, right?

>>38890694
Why not look at the stars and not people lad? That's a little strange, and you may be asked by pc plod to what you're doing.

>>38890694

It's probably a legal grey area, although you're unlikely to get caught, and also unlikely to be able to see much

>>38890694
I used to live in a top floor flat and I did this all the time. When you focus on a person for long enough they'll do something interesting.

>>38890664
Sure thing! If you're like me and you also enjoy it you might end up binge reading it so it might be best to break it down into sessions so you don't overwhelm and dry out the content too fast haha.
>>38890667
I might watch it in segments then, if it's really good I might try and watch it all at once though, I'll just have to see.
I'll admit S7 isn't the best, I feel like it's going to be building up mostly for the next season when everything starts dropping though which is annoying but also something to look forward to I guess.
>>38890669
Noted. I decided I would do my best get get out with people and join at least a few societies to try and put myself out there. I will just have to see

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>>38890694
Look at stars and planets instead you creepy fuck

Anyone watching the chealsea arsenal game?

>>38890704
I thought it would be interesting. And people are almost never up there so I won't be disturbed by Mummy Mays army. Even if I was I can just say I'm looking at the moon or something.

>>38890719
>also unlikely to be able to see much
Probably, but I still want to give it a go anyway.

>>38890740
Got any examples that stick out in your mind lad? Sounds comfy to do it from a flat.

>>38890757
>Mummy Mays army.
top pip
you'll probs be asked to piss off if someone sees you watching them, then calls the rozzers.

Having a house party on tuesday, feel a bit fucked for it

>no music sorted
>guys to girl ratio 4:1

>>38890747
D-did you see that ludicrous display last night?