*prepares to call security as he sees you walking into the

H-hello? Can I see the m-manger?

*extends extremely sweaty hand*

I'd like a job s-m'mam...

*spaghettis*

>>38888696
*gives you a firm handshake* Good day sir, I heard you have a job opening as a "cook/fryer manager" at this McDonalds, would you mind taking a look at my CV? I think I'm your guy!

>>38888737
Do you have 2-4 years experience in the industry Mr....Anon?

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>>38888734
>>38888737

"Ah, ah, ah. Ask again after I've finished my coffee, applicants."

("Kids these days and their lack of coffee etiquette...")

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>>38888696
>>38888781

*places bag of high quality coffee beans on desk*
*sips own coffee while awaiting response*
*begins coffee sipping stare down ceremony customary to applying to jobs*
*cracks knuckles in preparation for /firmhandshake/

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>>38888766
Sure do
As I lied about on my CV, and had some mates vouch as references, not that you'll ever know, now let me wagecuck for you reeeee
Also, you don't employ blacks, do you?

>>38888781
*awkwardly stands in the doorway while you drink your coffee*

>>38888792
Sir this is McDonald's, we only hire blacks

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>they think coffee can stop a firm handshake
Fools! My boy will show you!!

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>>38888795
*impatiently honks horn*

>MFW reading this thread and sipping coffee

shh, do not speak until I have finished

>>38888813
Daaaaaaaadddddddd I'm tryyingggg

I wanna be a champpp

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This get qualifies me, no?

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There is no handshake, only despair

>>38888828
No, but this one qualifies me

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When you've been sending out applications all day, then you realize...

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Where did my son go wrong

>>38888633 parents I said I wouldn't dissapoint you and I did not dissapoint you! Look my fabulous get: >>38888888.

Also all females are fucking disgusting whores. They should all be chained to the kitchen and be virgins (before marriage). Non virgin females should be shot on sight.
All beta-orbiters and everyone who directly or indirectly supports the degenerate life style of females should also be shot on sight.

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>>38888828
get outa here niggers, this get is for bosses and coffee drinkers only.

*sips*

>>38888888
jirejitjer penis

>>38888888
Mother of god, well played

>>38888888
beautiful

t. bird

>>38888889

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>>38888888
checking those septs

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>>38888888
REPEATING NUMBERS DECLARES A NIGGER HOLOCAUST!!!

>>38888888
shittiest get ever

>>38888888
nice get my dudel

>>38888888
MY GET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38888888
wasted

agdagadad

>>38888888
oh shit
fedfewfewfewfwefwefewfwef

>>38888888
OH MT GOD HE GOT IT

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>>38888888
waste of a get

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>>38888888
shitty get to be quite honest with you

>>38888888
Sweeet, dude

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>>38888888
But how....


That get was for me!

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>>38888888
Oh God, this feels good!

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>>38888888
YES YES YES
COFFEE BROS WW@?
>COFFE CONFIRMED FOR BEING GODLIKE

>>38888888
congrats my friend, those are some admirable numbers

>>38888888
Nice job, Champ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuFVQk_CCs

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>>38888888
Damn anon, I wanted those digits. But whatever, you earned these have a nice life

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>>38888888
FUCK YOU FOR TAKING MY GET YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHSISKSKSBWKQJBQJQKABZMDLWISLWLABDBLWA

>>38888888
that was nice you cunt

>>3888886

>>38888888
All hail repeating numbers

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>>38888888
top lelzz

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>>38888888
DAMN DANIEL BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE GET

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>>38888888
shitty get originales gonzales

>>38888940
I concur awful all around.
>>38888887
Checking awfuls

>>38888888
>>38888884
I can tell this is correct shilling.

Faggot posted in multiple threads.

>>38889027
Coffee shilling*
>autocorrect.

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>>38888888
beautiful septuplets

>>38888888
Coffee confirmed for best drink
Niggas, brits and teafags BTFO
>also check 'em

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>>38888888
nice get. say cheeeeeseee

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"So... have you finished your coffee yet, Mr. A-anon, sir?"

*extends hand nervously*

>>38888791
>implying this wouldn't work

>>38888888
Best get I've seen in a good while

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>>38888888
Great start to my morning

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>>38888888
now thats some good shit nigger
fag

>>38888888
I have witnessed the numerical significance of this post.

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>>38889624
applicant? I've only just started

h-have you finished your coffee yet, bossman sir?

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is this a coffee lover thread?

>>38888888
BACK TO THE FIELDS

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>>38888888
b-boss?

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>>38888888
Cheers!
*slurpy sip*

>>38888781
*bodyslams the cup to the floor*
*seizes your hand and pumps it furiously*

>>38888888
walk on traintracks originally

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>>38892139
Atta boy, Champ.
*honks approvingly, then begins honking impatiently again for you to hurry up*