Wojak it's me, let me in. The tinder date was a catfish.

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>>38842324
Sure bro, wanna rewatch drive again?

>>38842324
OkCupid was pretty nice when I tried it. I met a qt on there seven months ago compared to nothing on Tinder. It could have worked if I had a car.

>>38842336
sure. that sounds nice :')

Is this the second time you made this thread or do you just remember it from b4 like me

I was thinking about this thread like yesterday

i got that shit bad the other night.
tinder is shit the girls think they're so bad ass.
>go downstairs
>fuck this had to be for me
>huge landwhale 300lbs looked 150 or 175 tops in pics.
>take her upstairs quick
> bitch had asmtha..puff puff.
>start drinking
>2 ipas and a glass of wine later
>ask if we're going to fool around
>well at least let me play with your titties maybe suck my dick while you think how you want me to dick you.
>ohhgodwhy.jpeg
>into getting dick sucked get too horny and ask to fuck
>she gets naked and her fucking gut hangs out. no ass somehow and a shrek back.
>rubbing her fat and stroking her curly ass wet hair.
>cum and finger blast her the rest of the way.
instant regret
>at least i asked her twice if she had stds

>>38843352
Lmao I will never do that shit I would rather just have a hot gf

>>38843352
You should have told her to go home when you saw her.

>>38843352
Always meet in public first you amateur that way if she is uggo or fat you can just ditch her

I got no pics of me for tinder :(.

Need a new phone. How about randomly sitting at a bar on your own for pulling girls?

>uses a dating app
Normalfag, >>>/out/ A robot doesn't have the confidence to put himself online like that.

>>38843452
Yeahhh....don't unless you're some like miracle drifter Chad

>>38843352
I would rather die a virgin than experience anything with a hambeast.

I am not even that bad looking to be a confidence boost for some fatty

>>38843461
Oh right, that's ruins my idea for today then.

>>38843543
Nah, go for it. I'm no Chad but it's a good way to talk to girls and practice social skills.

>>38843574
Yeah because when I have done it once before, I usually speak to random drunk men, smoke cigs, get the odd women or girl say "can I have a lighter" or "a cig" and some offer to invite me over to talk with them (I declined, social anxiety said it would look desperate).

I ask about the bar alone thing because lately I have been doubting whether its viable to get girls but since you say its a good way to practice social skills and talk to girls I have hope to carry on.

I shall try it today since its Friday and its usually a good day to catch the girls who want to chill after last day of work.

>>38843641
>socially anxious
>drunk

Wew I usually just take my embarrassment drunk

>>38843717
That particular situation where I was invited was where I had only had one beer.

I usually need a few vodkas before am doing things I wouldn't usually.

Not sure if the girls dig that but it gets me talking to them.

>>38843641
>some offer to invite me over to talk
take the chance lad. it's not desperate at all. it's normal socialising.

>>38843405
that's the dumb part i have a cute gf but she went back to her moms house and I've never used that shit before I feel like an idiot.
usually i go to malls and pick up youngins huhuhuhuh

>>38843821
Yeah I guess it is, that makes sense.

Thanks, I'll look at it like that from now on and not see it as me going from cool lone wolf to desperate weirdo in seconds.

>>38843417
i was gonna act like i was just out there walking around but I'm a dumbass. sometimes i don't break up with girls but I'll become a pos so that they leave me i have issues ok

>>38843851
When I visited London with my cousin we tried visiting all the parks to see if any teens were out getting smashed on vodka.
We found none.

>>38843352
Oh God that reminds me of the anon who fucked a tinder landwhale over discord, can't remember what board

>they call me the minutemaaaaaaaan!

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>>38843893
It was a /b/ thread, and damn was it funny.

>>38842366
how did you get a girl to talk to you if you don't have a car? what did your profile look like

>>38843439
ya i don't know how shit works you pos i got nervous

>>38843474
yes i think i was just never in that situation or being nice i don't know wtf i was doing. i was just pissed off at my gf and i do have fat chicks in my family nothing that bad but I guess I do wish i would have backed out of this situation.

Now that you mention tinder, can I get your thoughts on something robots?

>2-3 years ago before I was NEET
>made fake facebook to use tinder
>swipe right to everyone
>see a girl from my old secondary school class, she is pale, maybe 170cm, never talked much, hung around with the emo people
>remember hearing how she fucked a guy who was 2 years younger than us
>she put on a little bit of weight, maybe she's depressed about it
>going to a top university
>matched with me who was the class clown
>i never messaged her


did i fuck up? She knew what i was like, an underachiever ( i was even pretty chubby back then, when we were in school together, but she matched me regardless)

or did I make the right call, she lost her virginity at 17 to a 16 year old emo guy who wasn't even dating her.

>>38843352
I'd rather die virgin desu

>>38843916
Fuck, that has me in stitches every time, especially the audio

>>38843352
How the fuck did you bring yourself to do that? That hurts to think about, I would feel violated.

>>38843916
mines not that bad but she did have breath like she smoked a cig or two earlier in the day. she was a mass of stretchmarks and her stomach did snap back when it slung down

>>38843944
you're basically a faggot not desu think about it this way if you're under 25 girls haven't been dicked all they're gonna get dicked so you better dick em now before 50 more chads do

>>38843963
what did audio sound like? just like porn? this story doesn't seem legit

uaranteed to make you laugh. I love drama. I don't like the bitches you don't like. I like going to the beach :^)

Gemini - I just got a coolcar. I live alone in place. I've been on 4 continents and most states in the US y Mexico. I'm always up to something at least getting drunk somewhere fancy. No kids. My name's anon. What are you doing later tonight with all that ass of yours??

No pisces please. #woke #blessed #equality #tryyourbest

I remember this thread from a couple months ago. Good thread, 8/10

>>38844071
please rate i took out #equality so i don't piss off bitches it sounds sarcastic

>>38844030
It's a voice chat with a bit of action in the backround near the end.

>>38843917
Messaging back and forth.

I kind of expect it to be them coming over and not vice versa.

No bio or anything just pictures. I don't know what a good bio would be so I just leave it blank on dating apps.

>>38843892
ya i dont care if i look like a perv one of my first questions is if they're in college lolol and i say I'm 24