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Poleaboo's gonna get bummed to death in prison edition
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reposting from old thread because I want to know if/how badly I fucked up


just had my first every aripiprazole injection lads, set for a month - hands are shaking and I feel sick, also told my care coordinator I plan to drop out of society and live innawoods and she seemed really interested in that especially because I fucked up and listed dying young as a positive
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dying for a chippy lunch lads
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ready for some guess who lads
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If Poleaboo gets sent to prison I am going to write to every prisoner in there about him.
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Today is the day I finally clean this room! I post about it every few days but I am going to absolutely clear this place up now!

I am looking forward to the Poleaboo prison arc conclusion. What are your predictions, lads?
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not really in the mood for dinner, but that bread needs eating ASAP

boiled egg and soldiers or bacon butties lads?
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>>38820496
Who is this hambeast?

>>38820530
Post pics.
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Just had the most unreal pizza from a chippy lads. Shit didn't taste like the usual takeaway pizza, it had an amzing pan dish crust and there was mutliple cheeses on that jawn. The paki that owns that chippy deserves the mansion he lives in.
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>>38820530
After that how about gou clean up your act mate
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>Emailed with a job offer
>Service Manager
>26,000
>Company car
>London

Lol where will they find a Service Manager that will work for 26,000 in fucking London?

And why not pay 32,000 instead of a company car?
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Afternoon lads.

Post the fus

Got absolutely sod all to do today. Could do with going out but everyone I know lives 50+ miles away. Tried some new autistmo Mario World hack, but didn't have the patience to even do first level.

What's your plans?
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alri tilde
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>>38820593
>Could do with going out

why? I don't get normies with these statements. Go out where? how will it help at all?
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>>38820593
I plan on watching these videos for the next few hours. They really interest me but they are very spoopy. I'm so glad I don't have schizo desu.
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>>38820588
They expect you to live in said car lad
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>>38820581
Had a bit of a chuckle at this mate.
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>>38820588
because they'd rather not have their staff seen riding around in this
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>>38820588
It's probably the boss's old car, not a proper leased new car.
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>>38820588
Because they get a percentage of the car's purchase back in a tax rebate. Then when you lose your job, the guy above you or whatever gets the car once its paid off for a cheaper price.
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>>38820573
The secret ingredient is paki cum.
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>>38820620
>Company car (includes mattress and shitting bucket)
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guess who lads this one will hurt some anons ats the clue
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>>38820550
Maybe on my blog

>>38820581
H-haha! I am trying lad!

>>38820609
Hiya lad, how're you doing today?

>>38820593
Clean room, do some things for mummy and with a bit of luck indulge in my "hobbies". May go for a walk too
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>>38820615
Anything that doesn't involve me staring at my four walls in isolation for weeks on end. Also an excuse to get away from this website. It sort of consumes me.
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>>38820670
this i a pic of me

sorry wrong pic

right one is this one guess who
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>>38820676
>Maybe on my blog
Can I have a link?
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>>38820676
Well I'll be holding you to account mate cause I'm still pretty mad
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>>38820676
nowt much la. sat in the runt kitchen on my residential, the lasses have cooked pancakes so i'm sat here eating one listening to the awful top 40 (physically hurts to be exposed to pop music)
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>>38820619
>>38819926
piss in his dog bowl.
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>>38820550
here lad i have a pic of tilde
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come on lads play guess who it's a loney stormy day
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>>38820751
Top quality meme but prefer the version with the tears on the mask
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mams bringing me back a big mac meal after she goes shopping lads
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>>38820619
being schizo isn't that bad
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>>38820770
Quite right.

>>38820789
Watch this video and tell me that again.
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>>38820619
>Attractive girl on youtube
>MY MENTAL HEALTH STORY

shan't be watching any of that
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>>38820685
Do more male-to-female. I can't even begin to guess who these female-to-male ones are.
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>>38820802
Forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR4Uc6h3czA
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>>38820530
>Today is the day I finally clean this room! I

good for you lad. i hope you finally get it done for yourself. how are you today?

i think ploleaboo will probably get a fine or be forced to do some sort of course.
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>>38820760
stormy days are god tier lad. wish it was doing a storm here.
fuck knows who the image is of.
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>>38820802
I'm not saying some people with schizo don't have it bad, but I don't have it bad and neither do a lot of schizos I talk to I think a lot of the youtuber "schizophrenics" are either playing it up or self diagnosing, will check out the video one I'd recommend is this - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfCf72WR9I18fLIzoWHBeyA - he give a much more realistic view of schizophrenia
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Pulled a sickie. Who's ready for some day drinking?
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>>38820815
i did look lad
>>38820685
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>>38820871
Oh well in that case I haven't got the faintest idea who it is.
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>>38820692
A-account for what lad?

>>38820704
Sounds alright. What's it like living with girls? Always imagined it would make me uncomfortable though I wouldn't be comfortable with normie lads either. Pancakes? Bit late for breakfast haha. Never liked them though. And I hate top 40 stuff. Have it at wageslavery. That Hispanic song "despacito" or something and galway girl by Ed Sheeran always seem to play.

>>38820832
Thanks lad. Going to try my best. Was a bit worried earlier because mummy went to the hospital but she seems quite cheerful which has made me feel better. How about you?

I am expecting a fine as well really. Seems a bit underwhelming considering the build up desu
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sansa stark dont know her real name
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>>38820856
depends on how severe they have it. one of my mates got diagnosed with schizophrenia and he is pretty normal most of the time, his only major problems is that he chats major shit sometimes and he is the type of person to put someone in hospital for saying something to him.

my auntie also has schizophrenia and she is a full on psycho that hears voices
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>>38820900
I can't speak for people I've spoken to but I know in my case I've been told it's more on the severe side I'm not saying people with schizo don't have it bad I'm saying these youtuber oversell it for views and don't paint the picture of what it's like for the average schizo
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post your youtube recommended and let other anons try to guess stuff about you
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fuck. 15 min left on my break. 1% battery on my phone. no fucker at smoking area. so just count to 900 then go back eh.
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>>38820949
This sounds like a pretty shitty r9k topic tbqh lad
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>>38820957
alright no problem just thought it could be fun
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>>38820949
How do I see my recommended lad?
Also I'm guessing you like h3 and idubbz. Oh and sargon. Quick reminder that internet commentiquette is a faggot.
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>>38820974
should just be on the homepage of youtube lad
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>>38820949
Which well known tripfag am I?
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banned from /sp/ for 3 days for asking an ausGOD in /cric/ about the australian labour party and the potential for a corbynista revolution in aus. sadly i got banned on the uni campus wifi; however /cric/ is very slow because there's no cricket on until tomorrow and i go home tomorrow anyway, so i'm not that down about it.
>>38820887
well i barely interact with the lasses ngl. only during activities and even then i keep to myself. i'm comfortable with the lads but even then i prefer to sit out of sight and post on the 'chon (big introvert me). been spending a lot of time in my own room, very comfy little box with an ensuite shower, brought my thinkpad with me so i could post and play my own music on the speakers.
about the pancakes, we're going home tomorrow so i think they're using up the flour milk and eggs.
about the music: i'm kinda fucked because i have very specific music tastes, the kind that induce violent reactions in normies. i suppose i've just gotta grin and bear it (and i'm not prepared to jack in with my mp3 player and earphones)
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>>38820984
ebin and poleaboo are the only well known ones and poley doesn't post much so I'm going to guess ebin
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>>38820887
im sure everything is ok with your mum. sometimes they can be a bit extreme and send people to the hospital when its not needed.

im pretty good. im about to play some more pokemon sub and probably going to study for a bit later on and then carry on with reading some manga.
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>>38820997
>ebin and poleaboo are the only well known ones

That's not true at all.

>ebin

Wrong.
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>>38820503
Looks like my trial might not go ahead

they've just finished one case
break for lunch
next case might be a short one
if not, this gets pushed back months
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>>38820887
Just try and be a positive influence on this place from now on
Not gonna shitpost you since your orbiters are ten times worse than you but keep a lid on it aye
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>>38820982
Nah mate I don't see shit. All I see is vids from channels I'm subbed to
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guess who only got one turn too get it to look like this
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Do any if you guys have really good short term memory at the cost of having an exceptionally shit long term memory?
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>>38820503
they probably wont do anything except for maybe take the piss because he would definitely be in a low security prinon, no one in there wants to go around shanking people.
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i don't accept the label of "orbiter" just because i'm civil to everyone in the thread, including tripfags.
>>38821010
reminds me of kafka's concepts of ostensible acquital and indefinite postponement. just hope they don't hold the case over your head persistently to break your spirit
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>>38821043
Is it Dave Cameron?
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>>38820949
Shit tier taste tbqh
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Is it bad if my clothes are damp for a bit? I hung them on the radiator because they were still a bit damp after hanging them out when it started raining, but I don't have them on because it's too warm to have radiators on.
Are there any bad effects lads?
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What do you think of these shoes that i've just had delivered lads?

They were an impulse order off ebay whilst I was on shrooms and Id forgot all about them.

Not sure how i feel about em...
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>>38821072
nope it's used to be a girl everyone hates her she is a roastie cunt
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>>38821061
I'm having to book a fucking hotel right now just in case I can't get the last train home
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>>38821092
I don't like them but I don't know a lot about fashion.
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>>38821043
Nikki Graham?
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>>38821093
Fuck these ones are too hard mate. I already have a hard time differentiating faces so this stuff tickles a special primal anger in me.
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>>38821061
This desu.
>Like a dog!
Only difference is he knows exactly what he's being accused of and deserves it
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>>38821109
>Nikki Graham
nope another clue she is a burger feminst
uggo has fuck
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>>38821082
Very nice, lad. Very nice.
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>>38821087
Easy way to get pneumonia lad. Be careful
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>>38820991
What kind of music do you like lad? I am not too picky and am looking for recommendations

>>38820998
How are you finding Pokemon Sun? I thought there were too many cut scenes and it was too short and easy. Still enjoyable enough haha. Chose Popplio of course! Going to get the sequel this year since I am a cuck for gamefreak.

What're you studying lad?

>>38821023
Yeah I have learnt my lesson lad. Thank you for being nice to me about it too
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>reminds me of kafka's concepts of ostensible acquital and indefinite postponement. just hope they don't hold the case over your head persistently to break your spirit
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>>38821092
not going to lie. im not a fan myself lad. the colours and them flower patterns look terrible to me
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>>38821132
I'm not going to wear them, just leave them until they dry, then put them away in my drawer, I don't know how pneumonia works, could I still get it when they're dry and I wear them? Or just being around damp clothes?
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>>38821092
They would be great without the flowery shit. 5/10
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>>38821122
Is it that one who is a game "developer" whose name I can't remember?
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>>38821092
where abouts do you live, relevant to if you'll look a twat
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>>38821115
wtf man i change it from f t m to m t f
another clue she has just join a scary tv show
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>>38821141
You're just showing your intellectual insecurity here Amer
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>>38821134
>Not just hacking your 3ds to get all the games for free
You're better than this
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>>38821153
nah she is a actor everyone hates her she is ugly and chubby and a feminst
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>>38821134
i'm very bad at discovering new music, these last few months i've been listening to a lot of boards of canada, aphex twin, am a death grips fag too. used to listen to a bit of bonobo as well. trying to get into modern punk rock, i like very angry loud and fast stuff like death grips as it's how i release steam. it's a shame i have to keep quiet in my room because i enjoy a good scream sometimes
>>38821141
might as well hatpost the entire fucking thread mate
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>>38821141
I actually liked that post, I felt it was in support of my struggle
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guess who here anon do you guys give up
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Just spent 55 quid on a hotel room as a fucking insurance option inc ase my trial either runs late or I'm just not told I can leave until 5pm
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>>38821218
Oh no, 55 whole pounds!

You know, to the people who actually graduated your course, that's nothing.
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>>38821123
His fanbase is for the most part atrocious but I really like the guy. He has a lot of balls for saying what he does. What did you think of World Peace?
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>>38821134
>How are you finding Pokemon Sun

i think it is pretty good so far. there are too many cut scenes though. i think the game look really nice. i chose litten, i think he looks cool and cute.

i will probably get the sequel too. this is my first time playing through a pokemon game in a number of years.
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>>38820949
guess stuff about me originally
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>>38821134
I have a rec for you mate, tranny with an absolutely stunning voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1pZgrk_WCw
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Guess I'll go to McDonalds for my lunch like a cuck, even though the bastard fired me at least he has those automated order taking machines

>>38821231
Wrong

Polish girl is either a social worker and/or moved back to Poland

>>38821237
Casual scum

They're copying Yokai Watch in terms of presentation and some element of gameplay because it really does do a lot better than Pokemon
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>>38821061
Poleaboo's case as a whole reminds me of the trial. Never thought of that before

>>38821175
I'm too stupid for that kind of thing. I tried reading guides but was too much of a brainlet to understand

>>38821187
Ooh I like Boards Of Canada. Unwed Sailor, Explosions in the Sky and The Album Leaf are similar if you're interested.

I have a soft spot for edgy stuff as well. Usually emo screamo cringe stuff but it's very nostalgic

>>38821237
Yeah it looks great! Litten is very cute too. Might buy a plush desu.

What was the last Pokemon game you played? Everything up to gen 5 is worthwhile IMO. Gen 6 is alright but a bit disappointing. Hope you enjoy it lad~

>>38821271
Thanks lad! Shall listen in a bit
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>>38821272
A social worker makes a lot more money than a call center pleb
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>>38821187
>i like very angry loud and fast
Have you checked out Stray From The Path? Cracking tune this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy-SiZSlmhI

>>38821272
>Getting fired from McDonald's.
I'm lost, how can you get fired from such a low grade job? What did you do?

>>38820856
Thanks for the recommendation, will look into his channel.

mfw the captcha was "bicycle helmet" and i got verified for clicking a tree
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it was lena dunham lads
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>>38821236
The subreddit, youtube comments and 4chan posts relating to mde are pretty awful. Other people I've interacted with have been kind of alright though.
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>>38821314
>it was lena dunham lads
fat pig
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cannot believe the price of runescape membership nowadays

remember when it was like 2 quid 50, i forget whether for a month or for 3, but even now it's like 6 quid a month. (somehow say 45/year seems reasonable while anything over 50 is an affront. weird how the mind works.)
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>>38821294
have a peek at >>>/vg/hbg , consider not posting with your trip there but there's probably some helpful info in the OP
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>>38821331
fat ugly feminst roastie actor also look at the pic was pretty easy anon >>38821043
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>>38821306
>I'm lost, how can you get fired from such a low grade job? What did you do?

He wrote a bunch of vicious insults about his co-workers on his blog, and then one of them found it. To keep the peace and stop disruption, his manager had to let him go.

That's the truth. Now, let's see how Poleaboo spins it. No doubt he'll say he was persecuted or something.
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>>38821318
Agreed.
Anime fags absolutely BTFO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVDDnDzpoHM
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>>38821314
Literally who whom what
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>>38820496
Just went to the chippy lad.
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>>38821347
Cheers anon, will read it later tonight

Only use a trip in this thread desu
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>>38821294
thanks. i think the last pokemon game i played through was heart gold. i got pokemon black and pokemon x but i hardly played them because i was too busy at the time. i will probably re play black at some point.

what is your favorite Pokemon game? oh yeah, im studying law, i forgot to say haha.
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>>38821375
I did not know that, thanks for filling me in. Seems like the manager did the right thing, though.
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>creating a wiki page
>three hours in
>going smoothly enough
>create another page so it links to something relevant to original page
>two hours later
>finish secondary article
>go back to original article
>Confirm Form Resubmission

WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING UTTER FUCKING CUNT FUCK OFF FUCK OFF CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT FUCKING SHIT
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If I 'mistakenly' send a parcel to my neighbour who is a GP can I get his signature?

Just out of curiosity.
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You stupid WHORE.

Indicating at the last second is as pointless and dangerous as not indicating at all.

Why the fuck do they let women drive?
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guess who clue is in filename
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>>38821424
Law is a shit degree for a robot if you want to go into the profession. Just letting you know
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repost forgot pic
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not going to university until the next labour government but rate my first choices anyway wanting to do either electrical engiNEETing or computer science: liverpool, lancaster, manchester
>>38821432
if you can grok emacs, it has a mediawiki editing mode so you can save and load mediawiki articles locally with syntax highlighting, you can even publish edits remotely. it takes a bit of meddling with elpa for a first time emacs user though
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I've been offered two jobs. One is part time as a customer service assistant at Argos and one is full time in a warehouse. Not sure which one to take.
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>>38821491
>next Labour government
Really wanna be that sad cunt that goes to uni in his mid 40s lad?

>>38821504
>customer service
Yeah take the warehouse mate
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>>38821504
Definitely warehouse lad. Just think about all the shit you would be dealing with working customer service at argos.
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>>38821424
Pokemon X is not worth it but Black and Black 2 are.

My favourite is Heartgold/Soulsilver. Something very comfy about them.

And wow law? I did that at AS and got an E haha. Found it really difficult so you should be super proud of yourself!
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>>38821451
yes, but signatures aren't full verification if you're trying to forge letters from him they would call and ring him to confirm
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>>38820593
Cheeky phone post at work in my lunch break, that'll show mr shekelstein h-hahaha

>captcha asks for pants
>have to click trousers
Reeeeeeee
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>>38821513
yes actually, i wasn't gassed about going immediately after 6th form because i don't think it would have benefited me and i'm not the kind of person that enjoys the much paraded "student life". like everything in life i can only really be arsed doing things that are fun, i don't have to go to uni to learn shit, and it would involve all the slaving away for assignments and dissertations and the like.
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>texting the oneitis again
Aha maybe she'll fall in love with me again
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>>38821513
>Really wanna be that sad cunt that goes to uni in his mid 40s lad?

I did my Masters in my forties. I'd recommend it.
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>>38821573
Don't do it lad it only makes the pain worse
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>>38821597
What does this mean? Also first pic is qt
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>>38821573
I have to fight messaging my oneitis all the time. Especially when I see them and the feels become stronger as a result
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>>38821594
What if it all works out though mate. If she's replying there must be some interest there right?
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>>38821597
Having children is destructive for the planet, didn't you know?
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>>38821617
Don't let her string you along, anon
Don't do what I did for three whole years
It made me a broken man
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guess who its a tough guy
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>>38821597
Doesn't Varg have like 13 kids or something. I don't agree with his politics but at least he practises what he preaches.
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>best friend been out of the psych ward for a week now
>been on antidepressants this week (so they haven't kicked in yet)
>has a party on saturday
>wants to drink and smoke weed
>last time he got drunk a month ago he almost killed himself
>mixing antidepressants and alcohol is a huge mistake

what do
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>>38821528
i do remember x being a bit shit which is disappointing.

heartgold/soulsilver are great games, some of my fav Pokemon are from this gen

law is hard but im only doing it as a minor and criminology as a major. its a law exam i am studying for though.
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What's for dinners or lunch lads? I'm hungry and bored so I need inspiration.
Anything interesting happen today? All I did was ironing and bought some condoms off amazon. What about you lads?
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>>38821638
he isnt in the pic and i dunno not a pagan larper
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>>38821573
>>38821613
Pathetic beta males
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>>38821617
Mine will reply if I message them, because they're a nice person. Doesn't mean they're interested

Is she single? If not, move on
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>>38821641
>>mixing antidepressants and alcohol is a huge mistake

Depends on the antidepressant. Fluoxitine & citalopram are grand.
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>>38821634
Honestly I think it's because I've been out of work for a few weeks now and I'm bored.
I'm hoping once I start work again i'll stop thinking about it.
>>38821613
how often you see them lad?
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>>38820448
surprise surprise 83
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>>38821666
do you know about mirtazipine?
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>>38821651

I had very exciting hienz tomato soup, dropped a couple of of basil leaves in because that's how I roll.
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>>38821679

I don't pal.
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>>38821597
Lauren is only 22. Give her time. She's legally a man anyway
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>>38821638
Lol, Varg has a lot of kids. Here's a video of him teaching them how to defend themselves. It's very comfy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4oRAdbIAm8

(I don't think all his kids are even in this video)
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rolling in it this month lads, drinks are on me haha only a small one tho
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>>38821680
I think the only Heinz product I have is baked beans at the moment, I'm not a huge fan of ketchup or things like that.
Is that lunch or dinner or both lad?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGOSr1lMF1c
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>>38821707
In all fairness he's probably got a pretty comfy life out in the french countryside with his wife and kids.
He's just an autistic larper I don't get why people are so upset by him.
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>>38821728

Lunch, late dinner tonight as i'm going out.
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>>38821698
She's also a coal burning kike
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>>38821738
Oh nice lad, anywhere nice? With mates of family? I reckon I'll just stay home and do some laundry.
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>>38821707
this is pure cringe
>>38821750
nice bait anon
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Got knocked out of green ranks on Tekken. Bit sad about it.
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> pick up where I left off with P story
> wants to be trans now and has a job

well i didnt expect that
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>>38821756

Rugby club, I go every Thursday, at least every Thursday I'm home.

Food's not bad and in season they have a pub quiz.
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>>38821782
Use it as motivation to learn some new combos, set ups and shit
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>>38821641
How quick did he arrange that party? It sounds like a very bad idea to me. You could try to get him to drink/smoke less but the party pressure would definitely overrule you. Best bet is to call it off.
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>>38821808
Yeah. Need to head back to practice mode I guess. It seems like whenever I learn some new stuff I forget the old stuff
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>>38821597
Lana does have children, so does VARG
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>>38821649
Ah, I thought it was you!! We've spoken before lad!

And I think Heartgold/Soulsilver are the peak of the series. I nuzlocke them a lot for fun

Hope your exam goes well, ganbatte!

>>38821651
S-should probably eat something too haha. Just had lots of coffee and tea so far

>>38821782
Hey! Some of us can't even make it to green ranks!

You the Eddy main lad?
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>>38821838
Nah, King with Paul secondary. We've gone at it a few times
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>>38821815
He's got this big group of friends from uni and they organised one big party for everyone who had a birthday last month, which included him. It was organised while he was in the psych ward and they threw it on him as soon as he got out. At first he was leaning towards not going, but since he did a thing to help overcome what got him depressed in the first place now he wants to go as a reward for himself
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>>38821597
They're attention whores that don't care about the beliefs they pretend to follow, Lauren Southern especially.
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>>38821857
Guess it's an insult to be called an eddy main then haha

You're a lot better with King desu. How much did you need to practice?
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>>38820890
BEST GIRL, THE PRIETTIEST GIRL ALIVE IS THE FULL TITLE
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>>38821868
>woman taking on whatever beliefs will get her attention
Right shocker that one
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>>38821890

The shellfish is strong in you young mollusc.
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>people being nice and responding to poleaboo and tilde

What's happening here then laddys?
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>>38821868
It's really not worth following any of these 'alt-right celebs', male or female.
Now someone like Norm on the other hand...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqECl-5BiA4
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>>38821882
I practiced a lot but then I went back and worked in some new stuff like the hopping axe-handle for a juggle, and the sidestep orbital kick. But not I only seem to be able to do that, the occasional sidestep throw and the 1,2,1 throw. Oh, I also learned to do that big backhand launcher into running powerbomb but I'm not 100% on it. It feels like people just block everything I do.
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>>38821866
Sounds like he's really lost. Are you going to the party as well? If you dont think he will budge on attending, it might be worth going with him to make sure he doesnt get too fucked up. Or arrange something for the next day so you can keep him company on the comedown. He'll be pretty low.
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>>38821916
we're telling you subtly to fuck off out of this tripfag general. I, for one, love rubbing the egos of cunts for very little in return
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>>38821597

>tfw no Tara gf

end my life
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>>38820530
Goodluck Tilde
>>38820593
Afternoon!
Posted
I know what you mean about the friends, I live around inner London and my friends are either in Kent, just outside the M25 or up north.
Quite tedious.
I plan to maybe do some work on my project and goof off.

Personally didn't sleep very well lads, tried talking to family about how I feel and ended up getting shouted at, so I guess it's all very much faux concern for me which I don't see the point in honestly.
What type of music do you guys listen to?
Rock/Metal/EDM(and whatever subgenre) etc
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>>38821916
We're trying to all get along and avoid arguments. It was going well but now you've made that post, arguments might start
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>>38821962
A certain someone has just entered the thread too, so we can expect the shitposting and arguments to ramp up
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>>38821949
>What type of music do you guys listen to?

Jazz, Swing, Blues, Ska, Soul, New Wave, Twee Pop, Classic Goth and a bit of general 80s/90s alternative.
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>>38821980
Quite a plethora anon and not quite something I even expect, I used to hear Jazz and Ska alot when I was younger it its pretty groovy.
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New post on ebin's blog lads
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>>38821980
>swing
>ska
>twee pop
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>>38821949
>>38822008
Wow, what an interesting coincidence!
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>>38821707
this is actually so comfy. being an autistic larper with a qt wife that addores you and a shit tonne of childeren to surround you is the perfect life
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>>38821928
I'm not able to go since I've got another thing booked for that day and I can't get there in time, but I do have contact with one of his friends from that uni. I think I'll say something to her about it, I don't know her attitude towards drugs/alcohol but hopefully she's not an enabler. I'm completely outside of drinking/weed culture so I don't know what most people are like about it. Even ignoring if the antidepressants would have an effect or not (I looked it up and I think it'd mostly just make him really sleepy), last time he got drunk he almost killed himself and that alone's worth trying to prevent

at the moment he's got a real 'life's too short so fuck it' attitude - he got his ears pierced today for example - so I feel like even though I talked him through it and said alcohol was a bad idea he's probably going to still have at least some in the hopes it loosens him up and makes him less anxious
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Just went through a depressing leaving do in work. How'd you office wagies handle this shit?

It's just constant mindless smalltalk. I've started to write my frustrations in the back of my notebook like a proper mentalist. Should of stayed in start ups where it's comfy.
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>>38822019
To be fair lad it is literally half two in the afternoon
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>>38820890
What did he mean by this?
w
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>>38821838
yeah, we have spoke a few times.

i have never done that nuzlocke challenge, i might give it a go in the future but im afraid i might just cheat.

thanks lad
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I like how on Ebins blog he put
"THIS IS AN ARTISTIC WORK OF FICTION, NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY" possibly trying to cover him for the questionable posts
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>>38821187
yes man, what did you think of steroids?
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>>38821651
I had Gregg's for lunch, gonna make lamb cheeseburgers and sweet potato fries for dinner
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>He ended by arguing that sometimes he thinks the only reason all of us are talking about transgenders is because white men want to do it. If it was just blacks and Mexican like, Hey, yall, we feel like girls inside. They'd be like, Shut up, nigger, no one asked how you felt.
What did Dave mean by this?
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>>38822044
To be fair, it's interesting how they always post at the same time... and how they posted in /brit/ at the exact same time (despite never posting there before...), and how that "new waifu" replied to specific posts asking Ebin to post more pics of his waifu, and using the same filename conventions, and having the same "haha" posting style, and replying to posts with wojak reaction images, and how they have both spoken to each other on steam , and going way too far to try and prove otherwise by posting some irrelevant corner wall picture to make out he doesn't live in a mouldy room (like there's no part of the house that is non-mouldy to take a picture of)

Yes lad, very interesting indeed isn't it.

This is clearly some shitty attempt to catfish the posters he despises. I just hope the posters in question can see through this bullshit.
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>>38821949
post-punk, punk, hardcore, noise rock, new wave, goth, powerviolence, shoegaze, alternative, avant-garde, industrial, black metal, death metal, memphis hip-hop, synth punk, sludge, math-rock etc
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>>38822131
fuck off with your drama the new lad has posted his wall and everything. Fucking disturbing how we can't have waifuposters who aren't approved by the drama clique first.
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NO JIMMY DONT DO IT JIMMY
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>>38822035
Speaking to his friend might be a good idea. It's hard to tell with fans of DUDE, I've known some that think it's a cure all and others that think it's just a bit of fun. Maybe talk to your friend and the girl after the party to see how things went. Don't force yourself to hold his hand constantly though, and sometimes people just do what they want. Try to stay positive.
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>>38822126
He meant that niggers are incapable of empathy or civilised discourse.
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>>38822151
Hi Ebin

Take your boyfriend, and fuck off you normie cunt
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>>38822183
Take it to steam. Have your drama with ebin and tilde on bloody steam
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>>38822131
fuck off with this tired shite

leave it in the past
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>>38822126
Aren't blacks and mexicans notoriously ignorant about sexuality and gender? Blacks hate quares.
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>>38822189
Yes Ebin, take your shit to steam, with your boyfriend, and stay there, normie cunt
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Will be going to tesco lads, I think trying to go outside every day is a positive step. Also I'm hungry and want some wholemeal bread. Hope it isn't too busy haha.

>>38822183
wasn't me, I haven't posted in here for ages
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>>38822196
How is it in the past when it's literally happening right now? Don't be a mong
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>>38822126
Which Chappelle show was this from?
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>>38822199
No clue about Mexicans but there is a huge problem with homophobia in black communties. I don't know why faggot communties are so quick to pair with muslims and blacks when they'd both love them to die.
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>tfw underwear I put on yesterday is damp and sour
>don't want to change them again because i'll run out of underwear if I decide to go out tomorrow too

>>38822215
because none of it is actually me, I don't actually care really.
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>>38822141
Sounds pretty comfy anon, although I haven't heard of alot of those genres - I guess I stick to more generic genres within metal/rock and the only "hip-hop" I've really listened to is lofi hip-hop
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I wanna fuck Nigella Lawson in the ass
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>ebin has threatened to kill len and saku in his blog
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>>38822239
Should be a bit worried considering how many people he's accused of being saku >>38822239
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>>38822239
Why do you care about a failure bitter NEET and two gross faggots? Find something new.
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>>38822229
>because none of it is actually me

Yea, just like all those other times. Boy who cried wolf, dickhead

>I don't actually care really.

You care enough to take a picture of some corner of a room that isn't mouldy and claim it as proof, and then make about 10 samefag posts "justifying" why you aren't the same person, even though literally no one else gives a shit except you (and me)
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>>38822237

Have you told her anon?
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>>38822202
>, I think trying to go outside every day is a positive step

it is lad. i have been outside 3 times this week. i usually aim for going out at least twice a week.

you should consider the gym more
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>>38822254
and to think I thought I was paranoid, fucking hell

>>38822262
I don't know what to do at the gym, that's the problem. If I go I'd not know what to do then get approached by a chad gym instructor
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>>38822258
No cause she has a husband
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>>38822279
>and to think I thought I was paranoid, fucking hell

Classic damage control. Face it lad, you're not intelligent enough to get away with it.

Try a new waifu next time, and don't make it so obvious, "pal"
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>>38822279
It's easy lad, look up some program online then go once to learn what everything is, if anyone asks just tell them you're familiarizing yourself with the place
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>>38822282

No, no she doesn't, not that it should make any difference.
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>>38822102
i fucking love steroids dude especially the last minute of the mix. the mix as a whole is getting a bit stale for me, can't wait for the new album
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>>38822279
>>>/fit/17018018

Just read the /fit/ sticky and you'll be set. Its honestly a really good resource.
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>>38822294
I was actually going to do something similar but with the girl from samurai champloo but I couldn't be bothered with the effort in creating a character. I'm so out of touch I can't even create a normie character on here

>>38822301
>>38822317
I'll heavily consider it now I think i'm able to drive further. I need to drive to morrisons first which i'll actually drive past the gym I had in mind.
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comfyness has dropped considerably lads
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>>38822254
just realised
>pic related
I posted my screen and wall of where I sit with posts including my posts and the (Yous) were visible, we post within less than the minute timer of eachother
This is the last time I'll bother replying to the drama conspiracy posts because /britfeel/ doesn't need it, but this can always be linked back to in the archives (I think)
Can we stop stirring things up and just be civil?
Thanks anons.

Moving on, what youtubers do you watch, if any?
I personally like Extra Credits, H3H3 podcast sometimes, Kurzgesagt and Linus Tech Tips.
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>>38822328
Really makes me hmm, lad.
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>>38822310
yeah man, i've lost count how many times i've listened to it, but you're quite right, it does wear off after time, same with fashion week and the interview.

totally man, planning on going down the hermit route once it's released. have you ever seen them live?
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>>38822351
nah they never perform anywhere near where i live when they tour britain/england (south cumbria)
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>>38822328
Milk Cat 140
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>>38822331
>I personally like Extra Credits
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>>38822326
>I was actually going to do something similar but with the girl from samurai champloo but I couldn't be bothered with the effort in creating a character. I'm so out of touch I can't even create a normie character on here

Damage Control #2. Do you think you're convincing anyone here? Like I said, only you and I give a fuck, and I'm not going to fall for the shitty damage control you'd see from a teenage girl.

"I want to, but I'm not clever enough" - could you be anymore transparent?

>>38822331
The fact you went to so much trouble for this proves what I'm saying is correct. You are desperately trying to prove me wrong, when if I was talking bullshit, you'd just call me a mong and move on without a seconds thought. But no, for days now you've tried your hardest to prove me wrong.

Try a new waifu
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>>38822377
shame dude, seen them about 3 times, each of which are still as fresh as the last performance, always have the craving to see them again, never gets old

what are your favourite albums btw?
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AYYYY, JUST GOT OFFERED A JOB LADS!!

damn this feels nice
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What happens in the waifuposter discord that some lad would spend hours a day defending them while they live their lifes?
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>>38822141
Good shit. What are your favourite post-punk bands? I've seen these guys live a couple times and they're incredible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK44hviu5qo
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>>38822328
At the exact same time a certain shitposter and his online tranny fuckbuddy became active...

Really gets your thinking, huh?
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Post what you're currently listening to lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDwotNLyz10
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>>38822416
>attacking ebin/tilde = defending waifuposters
Not really lad
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>>38822226
It does make me despair when I see LGBT trying to be supportive of muslims and immigrants from openly homophobic countries. The whole defense of muslims thing is so confusing to me. They're not infants. Not seen many LGBT and black alliances though.
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>>38822426
>Really gets your thinking, huh?

Only if you're a sad cunt.
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>>38822432
That's an Ebin/Tilde post. They literally do this every single time someone criticises them.

No one else in here likes them, or cares enough to do it
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>>38822414
Nice lad, what you doing and is a good one or a throwaway like maccy's?
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>>38822448
I like Tilde. Had fun playing Tekken with him before. Don't hate Ebin either, he's as tortured a soul as any here.
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>>38822389
More than anything its their Extra History episodes I really liked, I've seen every single one.
I've always really been fairly big into history although admittedly I've not read any books or cited sources on subjects
Which reminds me that the Great War channel exists too
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>>38822430
Good stuff mate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqOp70ZQdkk
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Going to get back to drawing Roll. Unfortunately I lost the file, but managed to use GIMP and the picture I uploaded here to get it back into Krita, albeit with artefacts.
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>>38820704
I can't get any peace today.

Finally find an empty bench in a comfy place and two old people plot down next to me 5 minutes later

Reeeeeee
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>>38822423
sick sound man, first i've heard of this band

magazine, the fall, joy division, gang of four, killing joke, wire, public image ltd, echo & the bunnymen, the birthday party, the pop group, pere ubu, this heat, swell maps, young marble giants

what about you?
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>>38822460
It's a research intern position. Don't know why they call it an intern role though, it's permanent and has a salary.
I'm gonna be analysing blood samples for a long term clinical trial and then sorting and analysing the data from those samples.
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>>38822497
I remember that from last night anon. Keep it up :)
It was turning out to be something quite cool.
I was the anon that thought the facial features were fine but the chin seemed a bit weird
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>>38822331
>H3H3 podcast
That rubs me the wrong way desu. They got big from making fun of morons like Salad/Soflo but now that they're willing to stroke Ethan's ego and say his videos were brilliant he's going to circlejerk with the scumbags.
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>>38822507
That sounds really good lad, like what Dexter does and stuff. Hope it goes well mate.
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>>38822555
Thanks mate, I'm so damn happy. Finally something's happening with my life.
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>>38822530
Yeah, I didn't watch the Soflo one, some of them are fairly comfy or funny but the guys they have on usually lead it towards that, the ones I think where they had the Comment Etiquette film guy and some other youtuber on was OK but they seem to be dipping into boring youtube drama over and over so its not comfy and its the same thing
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>>38822530
This desu, as soon as the leafy shit happened and the stuff he got big kn becane unpopular he tried to rebrand himself as the nice guy of YouTube and it's so fake
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>>38822506
Ah nice, I can see you're into the older stuff. I love Joy Division too and what little I've heard from The Fall and Pere Ubu.

I'd definitely recommend The Chameleons, I think one of the JD guys said that they were the only band they'd put on the same level as them at the time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvHPNoYR-Mg

From more recent stuff I'd say Metz, Ought, Iceage, McLusky, though some of those are pretty derivative of the older post-punk stuff
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>>38822530
H3 podcast is only good when they have good guests. I liked the post malone one with filthy frank, but that's the only one. Didn't watch the most recent because internet commentiquette is one of the most reddit youtube channels know to man. The boogie2988 one was disgusting too, just some fat tubby wank yank fuck talking about how fat he is and making shit jokes about how fat he is. I hope he dies.
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>>38822523
Would you say she's better or worse now?
Sorry it looks really messy
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>>38822580
What's up with the mouth? Looks like a weird beak
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>>38822579
>boogie2988
Blows my mind he has 4 million subs. All of his content seems to be vlogs, who are these people not disgusted by the sight of him.
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One mile radius edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ
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>>38822615
It's one of those lewd faces
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>>38822580
Commissions when.
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>>38822626
A lot of them are probably from his Francis days
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>>38822637
Oh. I think the tongue wasn't clear enough in the sketch, it looks like her lower lip
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>>38822331
>I personally like Extra Credits, H3H3 podcast sometimes, Kurzgesagt and Linus Tech Tips.
Consider suicide.
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>>38822580
I can't remember too well from last night especially as I was phoneposting, for the moment she looks fine, the hair at the top still looks a little funny to me but I guess we will see what you have envisioned, I was never very good at drawing hair and I end up making something extra-generic/basic
I'm not sure what to say honestly at this stage overall, what do you plan for the nose - is it going to stay as that little bump?
>>38822615
She's moaning or whatever.
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>>38822629
>hey look guys he posted it again!
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>>38822666
I have many times friend
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>>38822674
> especially as I was phoneposting,

What does this have to do with memory?
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>>38822666
Nice trips Satan
you're not wrong
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Any of you lads here watch the richard lewis show or the JRE? It seems my life is waking up, listening to the RL show or the Joe Rogan Experience and then planning dinner before going to bed.
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>>38822649
Probably never, but thanks for your interest.
I don't have much experience with anatomy, but if you have a request I'll maybe do it

>>38822674
If I can get away with a bump, I'll do a bump
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Afternoon 'nonymongs
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>>38822693
It's not relevant at all. He's just trying to make himself a bit more "normie" so that people don't accuse him of being Ebin and his best way of doing that is mentioning phoneposting lol.
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Been thinking lads, is anyone here normie enough to do a /britfeel/ fantasy football league.
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>>38822729
I lose interest after 2 weeks desu
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>>38822629
stop larping you sound like such a cuck
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>>38822729

>football

get that normie chav shit outta here lad. what next? we gonna spend 6 hours on a fucking pub?
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>>38822693
It was late and I can't see properly, I like to compare things on a proper screen together
>>38822712
>If I can get away with a bump, I'll do a bump
Fair play then.
I was never very good at trying to do animu type drawings but maybe I'll try again
>>38822714
Gefalschte deutsch reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>38822729
Aye I'll play lad
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>>38822729
I've been getting back into football so I'd be up for this. Not sure how fantasy leagues work though, someone else would have to set it up
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>>38822778
This is why nobody talks you.
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>>38822767
youre called white BOYS for a reason loool no wonder your own women want nothing to do with you white pattys anymore
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>>38822711
Richard Lewis from Curb your enthusiasm?
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>>38822785
>>38822813
Someone would have to think of a good name.
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>>38822840
The Molluscs
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>>38822783
I am literally related to Wilhelm II himself. I have royal Prussian blood in my veins.

I'm sorry your ancestry isn't as impressive, anonymong.
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>>38822835
Nah he looks a bit like a fat tom hardy, or he used to. He is just too fat now.
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>>38822855
Gay

>>38822840
Preusse's fantasy football league. There that was easy.
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>>38822820
Yeah alright Martin. Keep pretending you're "black" that'll really show the internet you're superior
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i made dis desu
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>>38822873
Take it back anon reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
preusse is a bully confirmed
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>>38822413
best to least best
jenny death
bottomless pit
exmilitary
no love deep web
money store
government plates
niggas on the moon
>>38822426
your fault most likely
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>>38822873
Marry me anon I'll give you thousands of children
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>>38822915
I'm proud of you son

surprisingly unoriginal
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>>38822819
>oi lad dis bruv ain't watchin' the game, es kinda strange innit?

fucking brainlet.
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>>38822578
nice one thanks man, been meaning to check out the chameleons for a while now, wish i listened to them sooner to be honest

i'm open to any sound really man, i'll be sure to check these other bands out

if you want any recs for both the fall and pere ubu give us a shout
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>>38822920
>anonymong can't handle my greatness

>>38822926
Are you from a long line of aristocrats?
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>>38821134
I think this is good, gets me nice and chill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7QQS5V3cnI
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>>38822925
Fuck off Tilde. Hope your liver and kidneys get destroyed because of your self-medicated tranny pills.
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>>38822925
solid list, although niggas on the moon comes joint second with jenny death for me, have you listened to their self titled?
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Just saying, we had a pretty comfy thread last night.
Shame the day isn't as comfy
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>>38822778
Nah lad. So hours, IN a pub, while watching the fitbaw.
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did another one
lads i am so bored
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>>38822937
>Make no attempt to socialise and just insult someone's intelligence.

You're a textbook spergo
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>>38822977
how can i be tilde and the residential death grips anon at the same time you fucking prick? don't even have the same posting style. let it fucking go
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>>38822580
Tried the linework, but she's looking a bit derpy. Might reheat some pizza and start over
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>>38822987
Seems to happen when a certain "someone" wakes up in the afternoon. The mornings are usually fine
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>>38822987
Needs more Rachel. OUR QUEEN
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>>38823015
Imagine literally orbiting a shitposting tranny

Go take a look at yourself
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>>38823016
Eyes need to be rolled up towards the back of her head, not cross-eyed. I think that's why she looks derpy
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>>38822968
I'll become great Preusse just you wait
ich werde koniglich sein und grossartig
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i think we should be lenient towards trans women on 4chan. i have been watching some of their videos and i feel sorry for them. they struggle a lot like us. you are free to disagree
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>>38822977
fuck off already. tilde was here all morning and the thread was comfy. only went to shit when you showed up
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>>38823046
It's a self-inflicted struggle. They don't deserve any sympathy at all. They're only doing it for attention as well
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>>38822986
i have not, also i forgot to mention fashion week+interview are cool as occasional listens
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>>38822968
>Are you from a long line of aristocrats?

i am lad. i descend from the romanovs.
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>>38823053
>another orbiter

Christ, this place...

It's like you completely forgot the events of 3 days ago.

>s-shes a g-good girl, lets f-forgive and move on
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>>38823044
I'd like to learn german to read certain literature as I've heard it can't be translated well but I've also heard it's a difficult language to learn.

How did you learn, did you take lessons?
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>>38823016
>>38823041
This actually now I think about it, sort of spaced out a bit and rolling up so you just catch a glimpse of the iris and its mostly whites of the eye
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what the fuck am i even doing anymore desu
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>>38823056
people could apply to the same argument for people on here who dont approach women tbf
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>>38823056
Ever heard of gender dysphoria? They're literally mentally ill. Granted, not all of them are, some might be 'autogynephiliacs' or whatever (basically a fetish) but the rest are mentally fucked. I feel bad for them as long as they don't push it onto kids
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>>38823044
In your dreams sweetie pie

>>38823069
>romanovs
Dropped.
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>>38823032
Posted that pic just for you lad.
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>>38820862
now I am. was at slavery earlier, but it's drinking time now
also a quick roll
odds I play snes games
evens megadrive
dubs i'll go modern
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>>38823086
Producing quality content that this general is in dire need of
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>>38823087
Yea, they could, and they'd be a fucking idiot because they're not even remotely the same thing
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>>38823094
what do you have against the romanovs? they were not the greatest royal family tbf
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>>38823073
I'd say that these days Duolingo is a good place to start, at the very least its just good to do once or twice a day to jog your brain and on the PC I believe they have descriptions of what you're learning and help you understand how the language comes together
Lessons are expensive in my experience, for a good teacher anyway so don't start off with that but honestly after a while you start grasping the language basics you can start moving onto books and newspapers, one of the very beginner books I have around is "Cafe in Berlin" and it essentially tells the story in German and then has a bit where it lists words in German and their english meanings if you can't quite get it.
Spend a while learning the fundamentals though first.
My german is super rusty though so I might spend some time aside to really catching up on it myself I guess.
>>38823094
Just you wait Preusse, just you wait
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did another conjoined twin wojak desu
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>>38823046
Trans woman are even worse sluts than regular women, it is not in the interest of robots to tolerate them
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>>38823182
They also have worse personalities, if you can believe that

One in this topic being a perfect example...
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>>38823182
what is wrong with them sleeping around if its what they want to do? it isnt hurting anyone
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lads

where do I meet women well above my age looking for a young lad?
40-ish
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>Open backdoor
>Some random cat waltzes in and starts eating my dog's food
>Not even a stray because it's wearing a collar and is fucking gigantic
>Have to pick it up and put it outside
>Didn't even protest to me picking it's fat arse up and tossing it out the door
what the fuck, lads?
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>>38823022
Well a ctrl+f does seem to show a certain increase from between 2/3pm onwards.

You can use that trick to find the comfy parts of /britfeel/ too
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lads, what is a fuck boy? i hear girls using this term online but i have never understood it.
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>>38823202
M&S

You'll be drowning in it on a weekday
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dont know what kind of feel this could ever even represent
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>>38823199
poleaboo or tilde?
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Don't you just hate it when you drift of for a couple of hours of an afternoon and your phone fills up with unreplied texts, lads?
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male personality > female personality
thats why traps are the best, oestrogen fucks your head up though
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>>38823201
It hurts the poor bastard they string along and don't fucking think the fact theyre throwing themselves into god knows who's arms is even worth mentioning you fucking bitch I hate you I hope she was worth it
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>>38823225
Even your feels can have feels.
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>>38823221
Basically a wannabe chad, usually all have that stupid haircut with the sides shaved and it brushed over on top. But try as they might, not a chad.
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>>38823247
Oh yea, forgot about him. There's 2 here, and they're both pieces of shit

Stick to real women, lads.
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>>38823202
find out where all the teenagers in your area live, find the single mums among them, find the saucy ones out of those, follow them and learn their patterns, "bump into" the one of your choosing and make your move
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>>38823253
triplord personality > anonymong personality
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No word from Poley. I suppose he got sent to jail.
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>>38823253
Except traps don't have a male personality... they descend into "female slut" personality.
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>>38823276
I feel like this is going to end up with me at a police station trying to explain that I'm not actually a pedophile and was just trying to use the kids to get in contact with their mums.
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facebook /wrongunsbewareUK/

/britfeel/ on the news
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That's another one added to the filter.

>>38823284
Whens the court date?
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>>38823290
This is why cute boys are vastly superior to any other demographic
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>>38823281
What a boring gimmick you have.
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>>38823074
Do you mean like this? She looks less derpy now.
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>>38823309
Normal, average guys are the best demographic
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>>38823301
don't follow the kids you dosey cunt
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Why the fuck do little girls always stare at me in public lads
Am I that obviously depressed and weird looking
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>>38823308
The trial is happening right now.
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>>38823311
>anonymong insecurities
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this one probably already exists, normal wojak with the smug hand
made my own one anyway
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>>38823312
Still looks a little derpy honestly but it might also be that you've just done dots for eyes, I'll get pen and paper and experiment myself in a bit as ive just made myself a sandwich
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>>38823305
Top lad this.

What's that about the news though?
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Lads

I just re-watched the most shit-tier movie of my childhood.

I've just found something out about the market owner and kek'd a little.

https://youtu.be/x38f4SYI4xo

Don Packard, who played the store owner, was actually a patient at a nearby mental hospital, and was cast for and filmed his role while he managed to escape by just wandering away. He later recalled that he had smoked an enormous amount of cannabis prior to filming, had no idea what was happening around him, and that his disturbed "performance" in the film was not acting.

Ayy lmao.
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>>38823264
you sure? i hear girls saying that guys who have a lot of sex are fuck boys or guys that manipulate girls into sex
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>>38823311
Welcome lad.

>>38823333
So what are the charges against him exactly? I know he was filming some lass but not sure the exact charges he is facing.
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>tfw you were on /r9k/ the day Poleaboo was finally sent to prison

I'm glad I came back
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>>38823365
Look up his blog lad.

He got kicked out of uni for filming in the girls toilets and stalking others.
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>>38823356
The latter one too, they also are the try to be a chad type.
Think they got more known due to Tinder.
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fat woman farted in the queue at pound land, lads. I just walked away. I didn't think my opinion of the shop could go any lower
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>>38823389
>He got kicked out of uni for filming in the girls toilets and stalking others.
and that tard claims his criminal record is unlawful?
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>>38823281
This character is awful. Even Cilla posting is more amusing
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>>38823365
Thanks lad. I've been posting here for years and never filtered anyone before, this guy is literally the first.
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didn't go to tesco, had a walk. I have tears in my eyes and my head hurts but I think it was worth it
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>>38823346
the 20 year old will glover looks like a britfeeler, I actually feel kind of bad for him read the comments
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>>38823162
make Jeff goldblomm in fly wojak pls
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>>38823409
He thinks he was justified filming the girls on the toilet because they didn't accept his facebook friends request.

This was literally his defence when getting chucked out of uni.
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>>38822159
Keep it in the family ;)
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>>38823415
>implying I'm here to amuse mere anonymongs
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>>38823421
Why do you have tears in your eyes Ebin
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>>38823431
Glad you're still alive Jeff Goldblum anon. Even if you spell his name wrong every time
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>>38823421
Sorry that you didn't die on the way. Maybe next time *fingers crossed*
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>>38823445
I'll write a blog post about it when i've recovered
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>>38823445
thingken of len
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>>38823444
So, your gimmick is to be utterly pointless and boring and all people anonymongs...

It's a sad state of affairs when you miss Milkcat and Reliant Robins
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>>38823395
yeah, real chads are only in like the top 5%. most people cant be chads because you have to be drop dead gorgeous and fun
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>>38823206
Further proof that cats are superior and simply do not give a fuck
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>>38823475
I'm the greatest thing to happen to this place

Shame you uncultured anonymongs can't appreciate it
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>>38823463
Howling at this post
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What location is poleaboo having his trial?

Somebody drive-by egg him when he comes out using a bike or a car and show pics.
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do you ever wonder how attractive you would be if you made an effort to dress nice and have a non shit personality? I do but not for long enough to change anything.
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>>38823503
aberdeen crown court i believe
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>>38823419
Welcome lad. I'm not even sure if there is meant to be a gimmick behind it. Pretty sure won't be any loss to filtering it out.

>>38823415
Tough call there lad.

>>38823422
Aye he looked the most likely to post here. Very unique looking character too. Selby is tiny in population too.
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>>38823505
i sometimes dress well if i am going on a proper night out. i do look better, and have gotten compliments off girls. im still a mong though so its not like i can pull girls.
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>>38823505
I don't need to wonder

I just look in the mirror tbqh
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>>38823505
I do but I'm fucking clueless about dressing properly
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See what I mean? he looks like a britfeeler
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>>38823505
as a lass or as a lad?
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>>38823523
You love it, chuck
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>>38823505
Attractive people can wear any old shit and still be attractive

If you think clothes make up for an ugly face/shit hair, you're deluded
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>>38823341
>>38823312
Honestly I think if you drew eyes like:
>>38822637
and then maybe made the nose a bit more defined that might make it less derpy, my sketches couldn't quite get it right and I don't have my drawing tablet so I think that would be the best way to explain it honestly.
Thats my two cents anyway, goodluck anon
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who /having constantly suicidal thoughts but not actually going to do it/ here?
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>>38823206

Give it some food lad.

Could be pregnant or just hungry.

They mostly do it if they've wondered off from home.
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>>38823523
>Aye he looked the most likely to post here. Very unique looking character too. Selby is tiny in population too.
Yeah I went to college there same time as him I believe, honestly seemed like a nice kid if it is who I remember
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i think its a case of going from a 5 to a 6 or 7
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>>38823580
There was a period of 6 months like this for me recently, where it would be the first ting that I thought about every morning and the last ting at night.
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>>38823539
If only he lived in Filey.
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>>38823586
It was way too friendly and healthy to be a runaway. I don't want to cuck someone's pet away from them, it wouldn't be right.
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>>38823575

A little from column A, a little from column B.

If you know how to flatter yourself by dressing correctly you can cover a multitude of sins.
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>>38823580
What are you suicidal about lad?
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>>38823611
how did it stop?
asking for a friend
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>>38823539
jesus, i hate this kind of witch huntery. yeah pedo's are weird skanks but you've got to wonder what the average "predator catcher's's" brain is like. constantly angry and abusive, couldn't deal with it desu.
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>>38823421
Good job lad, getting out of the house every day is a good start.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRRO2BXn7ns
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>>38823625
t.paki paedo
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>>38823625
He walked free. Maybe he didn't do anything?

I'm noticing a lack of details with these posts
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>>38823622
I'd claim it's a combination of hormones and being a social outcast.
Probably also runs in the family.
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>>38823623
Not him but I stopped feeling suicidal when I finished sixth form and got a job, I started taking way better care of myself and my surroundings by cleaning and having a routine I completed every morning. Instead of sitting at my desktop just staring at my steam library which I couldn't be bothered to play, I would finish my routine of jobs while listening to music or podcasts, then plan dinner, go shopping, then come online at the end of the day for a short while to play some games with friends. Or watch a movie before going to bed before 12.
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>>38823575
Actually I think I've got an ok face and I count hair as fashion.

the main thing putting me off making an effort is having to justify the change to the people who know me. I changed my hair cut once and had to endure months of "oh why the change" from every tom dick and harry I met.
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>>38823539
He looks like a fucking alien

Has anyone seen that episode of Black Mirror? Witch hunting is terrifying, especially when like you said, it's based on rumour and suspicion
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>>38823625
>>38823651
He got beat up today walking to the shops, he'll probably off himself soon

Need to do some medication or operation to fix pedos and waifu posters desu
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>>38823649

Go in Allah's peace brother mollusc, may your fleshy foot be guided always to his light.
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>Get photo taken for ID card/Passport uses
>It looks like a prison mugshot
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>>38823681
The episode where they make the paedo rob banks and shit? That was a pretty good episode, still not sure how I feel about it though, on the one hand, he's a paedo, but on the other he got sent a trollface by some fonni cunt online
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>>38823623
The other anon had it exactly right, routine and motivation are your best friend. Once you start doing things that he mentioned, your mood will snowball upward which in turn will help you do more things. I had a useful jump start in coming home from uni (change of environment, actual social contact etc). I know people on here meme about it, but silly shit like showering every day and tidying your room can be useful to get yourself motivated and distracted.
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fucking hell lads, my dog was molested by some polaks pedo dog today
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>>38823710
Oh yea that one's more relevant. I was thinking of the one from s1 or s2, White Bear. That troll face was some cringey shit though
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*yawwwn*

You know it's right 'nonymongs
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>>38823747
I audibly zozzled at the troll face, I thought it was really funny. Hopefully they're not trying to say that online 'trolls' are worse than paedophiles.
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>>38823741

Lucky doggo, lad!
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>>38823659
>>38823729
Thats interesting, I might consider it.
But building a routine is already difficult because I can't even keep a sleep schedule.
Might talk to my GP about this.
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>>38823681
Which one? That one where they hunt that lass every day and it's some amusement event?
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>His gimmick gets ignored.

Howling
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>>38823682
Vigilantes are pathetic. Literally no better than the mental religious police in rapefugeeland.
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hahhaha mollusk XDDDDDD
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>>38823682
>He got beat up today walking to the shops, he'll probably off himself soon
Source on that?
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he isnt so smug anymore desu
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Being raped at the GP's is now a very real possibility.

Be careful lads.
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>>38823729
Exactly this. I asked Ebin to watch this video but he gave some shitty excuse so here's the relevant part, he's talking about trying to fix your room:
>if you're in a lowly place and so are your parents
>and you try to move out of that (aka sort your mouldy room out)
>then the higher you move out the worse the place they're in looks bad
>and so your parents will attempt to pull you back down
>and you will have to confront the devils in your house
Absolutely nails Ebin's situation on the head, especially his parents' reaction to him talking about fixing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ1uDrdUuds#t=9m20s
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>>38823890
>raped
>as a male
would love to see it happen
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>>38823810
That's the one. I don't know why I hear people calling Black Mirror pretentious shit, the new season had some low moments but seasons 1 and 2 were incredible. That christmas special fucked my mind
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>>38823893
Ebin is a lost cause. Let him fester in his own misery and filth whining about "normies" like the little cuk boy that he is.

Help anons who want help, and not excuses.
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>>38823890
>Anon comes into the surgery
>Says he isn't feeling too well.
>Wants me to give him something to reduce his fever
>Give him an unwanted lethal dose of my cock instead
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>>38823890
>east London
Like pottery

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40808531
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>>38823913
You're right, people here have done so much to help him and he ignores it or makes excuses. He doesn't want to help himself

It just bothers me because even though he's a mess he does have potential to live a normal life
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>>38823890
great, I need to go round to my dr's in a minute. i'm gonna get bummed aren't, ffs didn't need this today
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was moving his face around and this made me kek pretty hard desu
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>>38823933
>65 counts of assault by penetration
Jesus Christ. He should kill himself before prison because he won't be treated nicely in there.
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>>38823975
Probably just prostate or cervical exams
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>>38823907
I can understand why. It may come across as a 'You are reliant on technology, this will be you' preachy attitude to some people.
I enjoy it all the same though. The Christmas one was good but I saw that twist coming a mile off which ruined my enjoyment of it somewhat.
The one >>38823756 mentioned. I loved that. Proper made me sit and digest it because of how fucked it got to the end.

Still think my favourite has to be The Entire History of You. While the tech was a bit farfetched it was exactly what you know people will do with it and they do now to a limited capacity with Facebook. I know I've been in a similar situation in the past.
>>
>>38823975
>>38823984
>...exams
Possibly.

How did they conclude he was doing this wrongfully, I wonder..
>>
>>38823971
Keep up the autism mate, I'm loving it
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>>38823975
>Jesus Christ. He should kill himself before prison because he won't be treated nicely in there.

Meh. The prejudice about such things is greatly exaggerated . If he's based and pays the right compliments, he'll be fine.
>>
>>38823969
He might have some nice medical lube to enjoy it with.

>>38823999
Probably giving them to people who clearly didn't need it.
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Lads I popped inside the spar garage to get some milk with my engine running and while I was picking what milk to buy I accidentally had this playing in my car with the window open.

https://youtu.be/AAcnFOcu57s

>Some woman said she's reporting me to the police for upsetting her daughter.
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>>38823993
What twist bruh, it was all pretty straight forward.

>>38824010
>if he's based
He's a fucking serial penetrator, ofcourse he's not based. Indians are very soft, naturally, so prison is gonna be a very scary time for him.
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Virgin keep cutting me off lads
"We've engineers on it" for the last 3 weeks
Not a good feel desu :(
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>>38824023
Can she prove you had that music playing?
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>tfw you try to header a bowling ball
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>>38824023
You should be arrested for your wigger tastes
>>
>>38824023
>reporting me to the police for upsetting her daughter.
"Lady stop wasting out time" case closed
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>>38823993
The Merits one was one of the best, I can also see that becoming real in the future.

He literally did nothing wrong though
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>>38824026
It was but they clearly tried to set it up as a twist.
>>
>>38824014
ah so it's only if I see him. only filling out a prescription so should be good, just hope he's raping someone in his office n not outside having a cig
>>
>cus my friend said to talk you home
>sits in a corner all alone
>he lives under a waterfall
>nobody can hear him
>nobody can even hear him call
>>
>>38824047
Suckin on ma balls

I think that song is satire lad.
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>>38823933
Why was he released on bail
Especially considering he even went after some little 13 year old like what the fuck
>>
>>38824026
>He's a fucking serial penetrator, ofcourse he's not based. Indians are very soft, naturally, so prison is gonna be a very scary time for him.

No moreso than for anyone else, our prisons are multiethnic. He'll be fine, as far as being fine in prison goes.
>>
>>38824023
There is a jew remix of this song lad.
https://youtu.be/TAdXZz8lGv8
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>>38824105
Even prisoners need someone to look down upon and make themseleves feel better about their own crime, and sexual offenders are always looked down.
>>
>>38824065
Really didn't like the merits one at first. Rewatched it after the last series and enjoyed it more. Feel like that Nosedive with the star rating seems like it's around the corner, won't be long until it moves beyond Uber and into other aspects of life.
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>tfw you are actually a passenger jet
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>>38824140
wow, now that's an obscure feel there friend, can't say I'm familiar with it
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>>38824140
You're my favourite anonymong, keep up the good work.
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>>38824127

Umm not nearly as much as popular culture leads you to believe, particularly if they prove useful to other inmates for whatever reason. The hardest time is done by those who fail to integrate with the prison system, regardless of any other influence.

Anyway, the important thing is that he is rehabilitated.
>>
Fucking fantastic news lads!

Just heard from my contact in Aberdeen that Poley has been jailed for 3 months. Fucking delighted.
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>>38824134
>Feel like that Nosedive with the star rating seems like it's around the corner
Xi is already on it mate
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/china-surveillance-big-data-score-censorship-a7375221.html
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>>38824127
the whole prison is full of paki rapists lad. who ever rapes the most whites is the king of pakis and all they bring him young twink prisoners
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>>38824189
>contact in aberdeen

What.

Give me a proper sauce on this.
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>>38824105
>>38824090
>>38824149
I forgot to attach the pic.
>BRITAIN YES
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>>38824140
>got my head checked
>by a jumbo jet
>it wasn't easy
>but nothing is, no
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>>38824190
Fucking hell. Reading about it outside of a TV show is bloody horrifying.
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>>38824105
>No moreso than for anyone else, our prisons are multiethnic. He'll be fine, as far as being fine in prison goes.

Why should I take what you have to say has true, what makes you a professional when it comes to prisons

I say in prisons 20% of people or more are psychotic, many are violent. It's an intimidating environment with no escape.
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>>38824212
This is not a good feel lads, this entire country from Education to Justice system is fucked
>>
>>38824221
DOWN WITH XI
That will be a robot's worst nightmare if it spreads to us too
>>
>>38824253
10 minutes of /britfeel/ = Benefit reduction
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>>38824212
Really fucked up. Someone needs to explain this shit. Why isnt justice being done??
>>
>>38824210
It's a mate of mine who went to watch the trial. But if you phone up the court they'll give you the same info. and with any luck it should be in the local paper there soon.
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I'll make the new thread lads

It'll served up soon
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>>38824289
Already done it tripcunt

>>38824283

>>38824283

>>38824283

>>38824283

>>38824283
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>>38824198

If they seek Allah's forgiveness he will look on them with love, oh my brother!
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>>38824275
>Why isnt justice being done??
because people keep voting tory because they'll 'sort it out' but really they keep flooding the country was pakis so the proles remain in a state of virtual civil war
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>>38824229
>It's an intimidating environment with no escape.

Not particularly, no.

Prison is no different from anywhere else, the people there want their lives to be as comfy as they can be in the circumstances.

It's really just common sense lad.
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>>38823933
>Get raped by Pakis
>Seek help
>Get raped again by another group of Pakis
>Go to the Doctors
>Get raped by Indian
>Feel hungry
>Eat White girl who has been raped and put into kebab

Such is life for white Brits
>>
More and more /britfeel/ lads are going outside more which is good.

I was out last night at the pub because I had today off wageslavery.

Some puff was in a Manchester bar near Piccadilly asking "where can I find all the transvestites?"

And lads, I shit you not I heard the words "go and find poleaboo" in the smoking area of uni lads, which then confused the puff.
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>>38824501
Should've give em a slap for revealing his powerlevel.
>>
>>38823699
I managed to take my own, cost a total of 95p for 6 copies.

proud I screwed the system.

not going to be paid fiver to be shown im ugly
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>>38820949
>educated guess
materialistic
lgbtqroflmao
conspiracy-curious

>>38820984
you're an obvious media junkie with ok taste in music
I don't know tripfags here, I'm from over the /f/ence.

>>38821082
>Sam Hyde, twice (three, counting MDE)
>Nick Drake
You think you're more sophisticated than you really are.>>38821261

>>38821261
gamer, wannabe rockstar, underfunded NEET. Wishes he owned a launchpad.

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