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>Ebin's house is booby trapped

With what, mould fumes that could literally damaged unprepared lungs?

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>>38809310
How dose this in any way belong on /r9k/??

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>>38809310
1st for Richard Huckle

You can't filter me lads
I will always be there.
Reminding you to eat your greens.
Fuck your tendies and your pizza.

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5th for tickling

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>>38809362
I don't know, how do the loli threads that are posted every other day belong on /britfeel/ when they're not allowed outside /b/?
Face it: this is the only good thread on this dump of a board, pic entirely related

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who is the anon at lives in a trampy mouldy fly infested house

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>>38809412
meant /r9k/ and not /britfeel/, what am i like eh

Why do British guys like milfs so much?

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>>38809432
i do this but dont correct it

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I bet some of you wierdos did that hug thing
hugs are my life's ambition

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>>38809310
surprise surprise 81

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>>38809446
mums the word
laddo
ficking stop muting me

>>38809400
>I will give you 1000 pounds sterling if you agree to be tied up and tickled for 2 hours by other guys
Do you take it?

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>>38809362

It triggers the yanks

was gonna make an exciting new meme but I think I'll take a worn one and just put a twist on it

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>>38809462
l was outside sowee

>>38809462
I'm a KHV but have hugged a few girls and it's lovely. They smell so good
if they have big tiddies you can feel them press against you

>>38809481
I'm not very ticklish but 2 hours is a long fucking time.

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Not sure whether to sleep or force myself to stay up longer.

What're you all doing awake anons?

>>38809481
Would do it for free desu

>>38809512
No offence but why is this person your waifu? She looks like a generic tumblr dyke

>>38809512
dark matter anon
enjoying season 2 on season 3 yet
also ever watched battle star galatica

DONT RESPOND TO IT ITS WHORING FOR ATTENTION

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This is what ebin is thinking right now

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dont reply to it
you know what to do anons

>>38809538
Not really a waifu she's just a cute.
>>38809547
Nearing the end of season 2. Took me a few eps to get into it but it's flowing along nicely. And yes, I fucking loved that show. Used to rewatch it every year.

>>38809412

It's just about the only consistently good thread on all of 4Chins.

People who claim to be oldfags say that "4 Chan was never good" but you used to actually be able to talk about cooking in ck or books in lit.

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>go downstairs
>try to have a conversation
>argument starts
>leave

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>>38809512
Aww doing what?
>>38809465
Pls no
>>38809519
Lewd, I bet that would feel so nice
>>38809538
She's a qt please take your meanness to daytime britfeel

>>38809342
What's the motivation to compete if you know you're most likely going to get btfo by Cubing Chad? Do you at least get to compete with everyone else who didn't make it to the next round?

Also I don't have any way to get there, unless I take public transportation

anyone watching joe rogan?

>guys I have a complicated problem that despite my best efforts I can't solve alone
>hurr man up faget
>OF COURSE, thank you sir, have you considered being a life coach?

why are people who act like they care so useless

>>38809570
>it even adds up to the six question marks in the file name
Attention to detail

>>38809601
did he get his willy out

>>38809590
>Aww doing what?
smoking

>>38809598

>Implying I'm not Cubing Chad

Anyway, everyone competes in the first round. (5 solves), and chad etc compete in the next 2 rounds.

You get an official WCA ranking for one that you can improve at future competitions

>>38809620
why would you ask me that

>>38809601
Didn't know this was on. God I hate Ben Shapiro's voice, sounds like a 12 year old. He is a sharp fucker I have to say

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>>38809583
Haven't watched it in ages gonna rewatch like i did with deadwood

>>38809601
Not every show but if the guest looks fun

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>>38809601
yes abit of benjew
loving the sneaky jew hat

>>38809627
DID HE GET HIS WILLY OUT OR NOT

>>38809635
>deadwood
Good show. Lead me to watching Justified which is also great.

>>38809612
psst, they don't care

>>38809628
used to really like him. then he became a jewish supremacist.

>>38809534
Im talking to my friend and trying to cheer him up as he can't find any work right now among other things
If you're tired you should probably get some rest though Tilde

>>38809677
you fucking cunt mollusk

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Trying to draw a lewd robot girl and not doing a good job of it. Can you guess which one it is?

>>38809656
for me it was the other way around the last season was shit 2bh of justified you watched american gods yet

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>>38809698
>it's in the filename
Never mind

Where is ebin? He isn't too worried is he

>>38809625
Wasn't implying anything of the sort, I meant 'you' in a neutral sense. How fast do you solve shippy?

How many people are there at the competitions usually? And are they mostly Cubing Chads or are there noobs like me?

Ebin and Tilde should come, SS Anon style

>>38809699
Havent got around to it yet but hear good things. The end scene of Justified is pure kino

Just texted my ex lads why do I hate myself

>>38809728
hmm i think i havent watched the last season then
have you watched rome

>>38809690
Oh?
Well okay then anon

>>38809745
fucking why lad we told you to stay strong

>>38809745
what did you text
pls dont say it was
why do i hate myself

>>38809698
>>38809709
I want to see progress of this anon lad
Keep us updated

>>38809710
he is busy booby trapping his house for len :)

>>38809755
I wont spoil it then but it's great. Nah not watched Rome.

>>38809446
Us brits must just love the idea of someone elses mummy, it just has this weird comfy connection of someome like your mummy not an incest way but more in regards to personality and the way mothers are.

>someone to cook you tendies
>someone to do chores around the house
>someone to pick you up and comfort you after you fell over and grazed your knee
>someone to buy you vidya when you were underage
>someone to smack you when you were playing up
>someone who would almost always take your side when dad was having a go at you for something.

>>38809721

This one will have 100, probably the 2nd biggest UK competition ever. I know you meant you like that lol.

I average under 15 seconds officially but about 11-12 at home. There are more and more cubing chads unfortunately. SOmeone solving in 1 minute would probably rank 90-95 out of 100.

Forget that, I just saw registration has closed (I hadn't gotten around to registering but was going to). But I'll let you know of future competitions.

>>38809778
can tilde show his booby traps?

>>38809698
scratchy scratchy lines.

gee just create a new layer and draw one neat line, then hide the previous layers.

>>38809745

She's probably too busy creaming on some other guy's tumescent penis to notice anon.

Jesus Christ, I bet Ebin has gone off to have a panic attack. No one is going to attack you lad

>>38809791

Fuck off back to Trumpistan.

>>38809774
Just asked what she's been up to
Had a dream about her last night so she's been on my mind all fucking day

>>38809775
If you want, lad.
>>38809815
I do my linework at the end, don't worry.

>>38809802
i wish. i would love for tilde to feed me a sausage roll from greggs

>>38809847
what's happened now? Left when him and saku were splerging at each other.

>>38809800

>>38809342
Whenever I see a Rubik's cube, I think about my ex, Susan.

In many ways, the soft folds of her fanny were like a Rubik's cube. Incredibly confusing at first, but if you messed around with it enough to get all the pieces to align, jackpot.

>>38809868

He suddenly decided out of the blue someone was coming around to attack him and said he is "well prepared and vigilant, it'll be the last thing you do"

>>38809868

It spergilated.

>>38809863
I love seeing proper artists posting progress, my friend shows me his and asks for feedback and sometimes it's really hard to find anything to criticise

>>38809883
This one tickled me lad keep up the fanfics

>>38809790
stop watch dark matter and watch it it's fucking great but only 2 seasons also watched band of brothers.

>>38809925

'ShipAnon fanfic' has got to be one of the strangest gimmick for a while

>>38809902
Does he let you rip one up his shitter?

>that time I left britfeel to go to /ic/ and become a better artist, but ended back up here.

ill never make it desu. too lazy.

>>38809927
you should watch pacific if you liked band of brothers.

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>>38809902
I'm far from a proper artist. This is the first time I've tried to draw anything after doing Gondolas for a year.

>>38809941
>you should watch pacific if you liked band of brothers

I loved Band Of Brothers, don't think I've been able to watch all of Pacific yet.

>>38809867
>post yfw you realize that Tilde has stuck a sausage up his bum and then given it to a customer
God I wish he would feed me that

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3882860/waitress-caught-putting-hot-dog-up-her-vagina-before-apparently-serving-it-to-customer/

>>38809941
watched it not has good
>>38809967

>>38809970
>https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3882860/waitress-caught-putting-hot-dog-up-her-vagina-before-apparently-serving-it-to-customer/

I would so be okay with this.

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>>38809883
>In many ways, the soft folds of her fanny were like a Rubik's cube.

>>38810012
Leah Michaell is redpilled

>>38809940
Afraid not
>>38809957
Don't doubt yourself friend, keep at it, your lines at that point look pretty good but obviously we can't tell until you've done the proper lines that don't allow for a bunch of scribbling, either way I won't write paragraphs about all this
I have faith in you anon
Also, cute assin gondola - fukken saved

>>38809938
It's kinda funny desu. PLus I'll take it over the other shit we've been getting

>>38809970
fucking hell. i have got a fucking bad stonk on now. imagine tilde sticking a sausage roll up her fanny and then feeding it to you..

think i need to go for a quick wank

Lads what's this about not quite liking the Pacific. It was great, better than Band of Brothers in my opinion desu

>>38810029
>Afraid not

There you go then, something to criticise.

>>38810049
>better than Band of Brothers
youre pushing it there mate, liked them both for different reasons.

>alwyas described as being highly intelligent by people I meet and been told my whole life that I have a high IQ/am exceptional
>literal retard-tier performance at my weekend job at Argos, literally renowned for being the workplace idiot, constantly make cringe-inducing mistakes every shift, forget where I placed an item just 15 minutes previously

Is it autism? Why is my mental aptitude so bipolar?

>>38810012
Nah lad, you're not horny when you're hungry

>>38810077
fucking same man. I don't know which it is.
am I smart or am I an idiot.

>>38809883
>>38809925
>>38810023

For years I got this endless britfeel-lad tier banter about how good I'd be at fingering a woman considering how nimble I am with a cube. The day I lost my virginity I kept hearing those chants play over and over in my mind. This brings back memories

>tfw you are printing out a picture of tildes legs and hands and cumming on them while reading his messages on /Britfeel/

>>38810077
Sounds like you could have Dyspraxia.

>>38810061
I'll give you that anon.
Valid point indeed

>>38810077
Jesus it's like a post from myself 5 years ago. I hated that job it made me feel so retarded

>>38810111
Prove it by posting pictures

>>38810061
he is bhoy wtf

>>38810049

Nah, tries to hard and the source material just isn't as wide.

Tried several times to watch it right through, always get bored. I'm about due another run through BoB however.

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>>38810100
Being horny is linked to being hungry. How does this picture make you feel?

>>38810051
Oh shit you're right anon
I thank you for this

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Two of the guys on the bottom row are Ebin and Tilde. Which is which?

>>38810012
tasty what a legend

>>38810034
Same desu. I don't even know what he looks like but I want to smash his boipuss right up.

>>38810164
no 5s hair with no 3s eyebrows.
that would be a dangerous combo.

>>38810122
>Look up Dyspraxia
Lads, I quite a few times screw up my speaking when I'm just trying to have normal conversation, I've not been amazingly good at precise movement or anything like the piano, infact playing piano was absolute hell and I couldn't even when the keyboard lit up
And like that guy people in my work place got pissed off because I couldn't do shit precisely and fast enough even after many months of being there
Holy shit what the fuck

>>38810164
Ebin definitely centre left. Tilde hopefully second from right in the top row

My farts smell like ready salted crisps. Specifically Seabrooks

Went to the local BNP meeting last night and caught up with the lads.

There's an old racist lad there called Bert, lovely old fella, 97 years of age. He's actually one of the very few British people to have fought in WW2 on the Nazi side. He was in the SS, but he was never caught. ODESSA managed to smuggle him to Argentina, then he just made his way back to Britain.

You know how people tend to get more right wing as they get older? Well, Old Bert started off as a Nazi and he's gotten gradually more right wing with every decade.

His latest political belief is that all Black people should be tortured for the rest of their lives. And their natural lives should be extended somehow, so they are being tortured for hundreds or even thousands of years. By machines. In glass boxes in the town square so everyone can see. What an extremist.

I texted Susan about it, but no reply as usual. Not looking forward to driving my van around tomorrow because I know I'll be thinking of her the whole time.

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Fucking hell lads

Almost every post in this thread is some trip orbiter

Fucking stop

>>38810216
Be aware that 95% of it is the trip in question samfagging

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>>38810216
>He doesn't orbit Moni

>>38810197
Deff think ebin as number 3 on the guys tbqh.
I'd say tilde would be top row 2 though.

>>38810216
Give my posts (you)s then lad

>>38810216
i am not tripfagging should be a bannable offence on /r9k

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>A single comment on ebins more recent blogpost.

Howling

>>38810206
>Not looking forward to driving my van around tomorrow

DELETE THIS

just off to bed because I'm back to wagie time after having wednesday off

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>>38810206
>I texted Susan about it, but no reply as usual. Not looking forward to driving my van around tomorrow because I know I'll be thinking of her the whole time.

>>38810264
I should be going to bed but I do so enjoy night posting. its the only time anyone replies to my posts.

>>38809847
not far from the truth

>>38810164
would say 2nd from right is the most like, but none are close

>>38810227
>20 comments
Amir is so irrelevant now it's depressing. Scanned his blog for the first time in months, took 22 blog entries to accumilated only 20 comments.

>>38810291
He is definitely a mix of 3rd and 5th.

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>>38810206

>This poster has probably collected every single tiny piece of lore about me from over a 3 year period

>>38810315
how would you know that lad?

>>38810321
>tfw no lore doxx about me

>>38810332
Probably shouldn't tell you.

>Error adding friend. Please try again.

does this mean hes blocked me on Steam?

>>38810216
>he does not want tilde to feed him a sausage roll

absolute state of you lad. sort yourself out

how do you feel about this trend of young ladies with grey hair lads?

>>38810358
still can't let it go?

why has your boyfriend blocked me?

>>38810360
That's exactly what it means m80

>>38810376
>why has your boyfriend blocked me?
Ask him yourself

EBIN FELL IN LOVE. haha
>>38810360
Really hot, that colour is second best dye after red tbqh

>>38810376
Maybe because you're one of the biggest dickheads in the world

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anyone play minecraft
and want to help me make a cosy /britfeel/ village

>>38810400
when did I say any falsehood? I'm the victim here

>>38810400
How the fuck is he one of the biggest dickheads in the world?

>>38810406
Kinda do tbqh

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New updated edition

>>38810393
Who did that mouldy little dicklet fall in love with?

>Someones around willing to fight with ebin again
>Saku is online on steam doing nothing now
hmmmm really makes you think

>>38810393
>>38810375
oops this was for you friend, how embarrassing

>>38810206
>You know how people tend to get more right wing as they get older?

Only those that leave education or let their brain rot away.

>>38810419
Fuck off lad. 4chan doesn't support images as long as a shipman version would take.

Heyo chaps, how's everyone on this cold night ?

>>38810375
turns my dick to diamonds tbqhwyl
>be coming of age
>internet in it's infancy
>find literotica site
>one interesting story
>it's about kidnapping girls aged 16-19
>they get 'treated' with age enhancing biological voodoo
>their skin gets saggy and wrinkly
>their eyesight diminishes
>they hair turns grey
>they get reprogrammed
>adorned in pearls, cardigans and reading glasses, they are released back into the streets
such a pivotal time in my maturity

>>38810419
Fucking smackhead deserved it

>>38810406
If I could, yeah

original

>>38810449
as a a complete weirdo, you're into some odd shit lad

>>38810415
Don't white knight. It's a bit pathetic

>>38810473
I've always been a bit weird with my kinks
from as far as I can remember

>>38810478
>t.len orbiter

>>38810400
and why are you still dragging it here? It's over. All is reconciled yet your still spreading it here.

>>38810478
No I'm not white knighting, I really want to know why.

>>38810418
need to get the game 1st gonna get ot tomorrow
whats ur discord name ill add u

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I see the usual suspects are being complete fucking pricks as usual this evening

>>38810509
Don't have discord, sorry lad.

>>38810464
u got the game

>>38810501
probably because I blogged from my perspective, but his friend doesn't re-add me on steam so I can't reconcile with him. Hes mentioned seeing my picture while i'm already in an anxious state. I suggest he stops

Is Saku alistair?

>>38810524
shite
>>38810519
why care

>>38810406
I got the win10 version for free after an xbox live debacle years ago
(I haven't even used XBL since about 2006 lel)

I'd have some fun with you lads, got nothing else to do all night

>>38810534
you still fancy him, don't you?

>>38810565
not really, they can do whatever they want but they still keep posting and taunting me

>>38810525
No, sorry, wish I did though

>>38810581
le spooky waifu posters

>>38810538
Yes.

Ebin's name is Tom. Tilde is called James. Jun's name is Winston.

>>38810581
le waifuposter boogeyman

>>38810581
>>38810565
>not really
You have tilde on a plate and you still want len

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>>38810445
Not bad, bit tired though. Might go brush my teeth and snuggle under the quilt. Could read for a bit

Yourself?

>>38810605
I don't want a relationship, I want them both to forget about me and I'll forget about them. I'd even consider deleting the blog

>>38810581
ebin, no one is going to hurt you. stop being so paranoid.

stop fucking bickering at eachother like a bunch of women. i swear this is just stupid and a waste of energy for everyone involved. fine, you dont like eachother. fucking mvoe on.

>>38810581
You've burned every single bridge there is to burn with him. You've done nothing but insult him for weeks. You've had your online-boyfriend do literally the same thing and shit up this thread with drama

There is no reconciling. Get over it

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>>38810584
get it
it's cheap as chips

>>38810641
guess I won't delete my blog then, I was on the verge of doing it. I just wanted to be equal

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How's the face? Should I do it again?

>>38810650
Could not give less of a shit if I tried

From Ebin's most recent blogpost:
>they've flirted, traveled and met up living a life I'm unable to lead
This all boils down to jealousy. All of this normie/waifu poster hate is about jealousy, he wants what they effortlessly have.

>>38810664
you seem to or else you wouldn't have posted those posts hinting that you've seen my picture to scare me

>>38810581
How dare these people post in this thread. If you don't like it then you can just go somewhere else.

>>38810650
there is always going to be people taunting and being nasty to you on here. even if len and his gang agree to a cease fire there is always going to be the odd cunt who baits you because he finds it funny or wants to argue with you.

>>38810627
Do you feel like some of this anger towards waifu posters is due to your closeted homosexuality?

"I swear I'm hetro"

>Obsess over a man for weeks

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watching bbc news this comes up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPI1Rv1XdyA
not even rightwing who cares about this

>>38810641
>online-boyfriend

so you've been the one spamming this whole time right?

>>38810693
I'm nasty to him and I've never even spoken to a waifuposter. I'm an impartial, independent, anonymous britfeeler and I fucking despise what he and his cuntish tranny-friend have done to britfeel

I also happen to know where he lives.

>>38810672

This latest blog post was written like the transcript of an Elliot Rodger video

This one especially

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOAX59sk9nY

ebin, why did you say your blog is fiction? now i think you're not real and a character made up :(

>>38810672
Why do you think he has such a hatred for 'normies' because they do what he won't.

I wouldn't be surprised if he posts in this women hate threads here.

>>38810704
They've been spamming this blatant propaganda for ages. I'm never paying for a tv licence again

>>38810736
everyone knows that by now I think

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STOP TALKING ABOUT TRIPFAGS!

>>38810770
Stop bitching and make a discussion that pulls the focus off them.

>>38810406
Im down to play, I think I pirated it so adunno if ill be able to join unless you start a hamachi server.

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>>38810770


Fucking this

what the actual fuck

absolutely rancid farts today lads
like a septic tank exploded
I'm almost proud

>>38810658
That's qt, how long did it take?

>>38810770
well i'm out for real this time, tell len hes welcome back in

>>38810658
Fuck me, I've only gone and deleted it by accident.

>>38810813
It did take about an hour

>>38810822
HAHAHHAHZ SHITPOSTING KILLED EBIN

>>38810822
I'm starting the stopwatch. I bet it's not 5 minutes.

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>>38810761
i know like they do promote irish pride on st.paddy's day or some hindu pride thing etc etc
also i dont pay my tv licence pic related

>>38810822
Thanks for finally fucking off you normie cunt. Could you take your boyfriend with you as well please?

>>38810744
Oh god now you've sent me down the Elliot rabbit hole. I wanted to have an early night

Elliot sounds a bit more zen than Ebin though

>>38810822
all you have to is remove your trips and stop using pictures that obviously let us know it is you. just become a anon on britfeel. its not hard lad

Imagine a Iife where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're Ebin.

You're bored, as usual, posting about normies and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other anons. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours posting mindless drivel about people who have boyfriends, or a social life or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a smegma infested phimosis cock between your legs that you use as a conversational point

And then you see men, over in some corner of r9k, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy into empathising with their fellow posters and building a community. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for achievements. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're Ebin

>>38810658
Facial features seem fine thus far but honestly I'm not a fan of the hair style, I don't know the character you're drawing so maybe it's obligatory you keep it that way but yeah, it just doesn't seem to flow imo

>>38810781
i do then no one reply's
>>38810782
dont think you can play with legal anons
just buy it it's pretty cheap now

>>38810796
Did you eat eggs? Those always get me
My record is 8 in one day, absolutely toxic

>>38810870
Imagine if ebin actually did it along with tilde/len/saku following suit. Imagine a britfeel without e-drama.

>>38810849
What if the big scary man comes knocking at your door demanding to be let in?

Vid related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgBwq_2e1XY

>>38810906
its stupid and they are all to blame. they could have just ignored ebin being a mong and ebin could have ignored the obvious bait.

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>>38810895
I thought the face was off, but if it's okay, I'll take your word for it

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My twin has just went out to meet some girl he was talking to on snapchat worried about him.

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>>38810901
Sometimes I reply to my own post like once to get the conversation rolling
Pic related

Hope Mommy May is gonna be in my dreams tonight 8====D

>>38810929
>they could have just ignored ebin being a mong and ebin could have ignored the obvious bait.
Exactly. But no, it's the other sides fault 100%. They're clearly victims who deserve to keep their personality while the others banned.

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>>38810925
just tell them i dont have a tv hide it somewhere
or just dont answer the door

>>38810946
Thought yous was telepathic? You'll know if something happens

>>38810932
I mean I guess you could maybe make the chin sharper but I'm not sure, it's your style and maybe not OC so I don't want to be recommending anything that's off limits, the mouth and eyes seem about right though.

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>>38810951
Am a good boy but might do this when feeling naughty.

So lads. Lets talk about something else if the cunt said he is fucking off.


Anyone got any shit planned this week?

>>38811021
Seeing if I can visit some friends that I've not seen in months but I'm not sure
Want to get some stuff done but motivation is at a low so fuck knows
What about you anon

>>38811021
Absolutely nothing. I'll continue 'looking for a job'
Apart from that it's just sitting around and getting back into the gym

You?

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>>38811020
Never be afraid to be /devilish/ when anonymous, anon

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>>38810999
A you remember me when i posted i thought he died he just got beat up and knock out and
i wonder if he cums in this roastie will i be getting laid too if i feel it telepathically.

>>38811021
Most of my family away so I guess just slobbing around and wanking

Post what you're watching lads

Tyson bsolutely crumpled that guy here

>>38811076
Wooo stop it you naughty boy you are making me wanna be bad.

>>38811081
Damn I remember that. Spooky stuff anon.

>>38811021
Going to a WW2 show on Saturday, WW2 Battle re-enactments and stuff like that

>>38811021
I actually got invited to a party but I'm not gonna go because I have no mates there.
It's just going to be constant toil for Mr Shekelsberg this week for me.

>>38811125
hope i feel is joy to wonder will i still be a virgin now

>>38811058
I'm in the same boat with the motivation. Stuff on UC while I apply for some jobs and wait for an interview next week. Bloody can't find my plastic nippers so can't even make this model kit I have when I had the tiniest bit of motivation. What stuff did you need to have done?

>>38811072
Pretty much what I said above. Looking for a job too. Wish I could deal with the gym in public. What jobs you looking at, or 'applying' for?

>>38811098
The important question is wanking to what?

>>38811126
Sounds pretty good tbqh. Where's that being held?

>>38811128
Who invited you lad? Comfy job or something like retail?

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>>38811124
Be a bad boy anon, do it I dare you anon

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>>38811148
>The important question is wanking to what?
nothing fancy just quickly knocking them out. My fantasies can get pretty weird so I get it over with asap

>>38811148
Small village near the entrance to Peterborough

>>38811148
Got invited by this lad I met in Berlin but lives near me, he genuinely wants me to go but can't be fucked with it.
Job is working in a bar but I fucking hate all the customers

>>38811021
I'm going to masturbate to pics of Theresa May until I either fall asleep or have a heart attack.
If I die I hope they find me covered in cum while a slideshow of Mummy May pics is still playing on my pc.

>>38811209
sounds comfy kind of near u

>>38811148
I need to get some documents in order, pull up and revamp my CV set up a LinkedIn etc and try and really advertise myself for around September time when my time at the current job will come to an end.
They didn't want to see me go which was kind of confidence building but they lost quite a few staff recently so slot or just new inexperienced guys

Models sound nice though anon, what model do you have lined up ?

>>38811209
i masturbated near Peterborough once not even gay

>>38811118
Of course I forgot to link it the spaz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOHvMqAgcmc#t=2m45s

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Who guessed York-lad?

You here?

>>38811203
I tried looking this up but couldn't find the vid. Pls help a brother out

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>>38811195
shitposted on /qa/
>>>/qa/1497161

>>38811247
Just putting together my CV. What am I supposed to say in my cover-letter/personal info bit. I have nothing to say

>>38811302
It's not available in this country so hope you have a yank VPN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjlV_gBzFOw

>>38811288
i know the lad you are talking about
skegness boi here

>>38811327
>>38811302
Also her name is Lexee Smith

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>>38811315
Oh anon, so devilish.
I'm very proud of you

>>38811336
Did you guess york-lad about a month ago?

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>>38811118
>Post what you're watching lads

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Another great day of being ignored by everyone i know

>>38811361
Some britfeel anons are in a shitposting war with them guess am part of it now.

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>>38811203
I'm sure I can imagine from that webm lad.

>>38811209
Be sure to get some pics up on here for us all to gander it. Location sounds like it would be comfy though.

>>38811222
Fair play. No point forcing yourself if you don't want to. Used to do bar work myself so I understand the utter dickheads you get. No comfy regulars?

>>38811231
Sounds like something to go up in the GCHQ staff room.

>>38811247
Just set up a LinkedIn myself quite recently, not entirely getting the concept. Feels a bit awkward to just randomly connect with strangers. Aye it's nice to be wanted but if you are having to work harder cause of lack of staff or guys who are too new it's to be expected. What's the job now?

Been working on a Shiden from Gundam. Had the torso, head and arms done a while ago but went to finish the legs and appears the nippers have vanished. Got some more generic looking mech stuff I wanted to do after too.

>>38811323
Cover letter if something you send alongside your CV. The cover letter is basically how you convince them to look at your CV, so sum up your skills you have that match their job, what you have done that will be of benefit to that role etc. Then just close it with a thank you and hope to hear from you soon etc.
You get used to it desu.

>>38811323
Cover letter? I never really bothered with that, I just put my name and contact details at the top with a header and have that backgrounded with a neutral colour to make it pop out a bit
For personal info I sort of explained who I was and who I aspire to be, you can try and tailor this into the company and how you would like to for example move up to a managerial team to guide your employees and learn more about the business or whatever
(I'm tired excuse my creativity)
Just really try to articulate yourself well and sell yourself as a human being, nobody wants to hire some uncharismatic retard because you're working with that person day in day out mind.

>>38811375
nah was just talking with a loney york lad who wanted to me up and join my /britfeel/ fishing trip

>>38811422
>>38811422
I'll try lad, I'll try my best

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>>38811407
We need to expand our shitposting devilish horizons anon

>>38811327
>>38811345
Cheers lad. Explains why I couldn't find it earlier

I don't have a VPN though so you just blueballed me. Gonna have to wank to porn now like some kind of normie

>>38811457
ill bump your shitposting threads you bump mine
remember they hate pepe and love moe anime and loli's also like snitching on anons. so nuffin lewd

>>38811422
LinkedIn seems pretty based I guess, and it allows people to sort of backup your claim in terms of experience, I've not used it a bunch though so whatever - it's sort of like a portfolio portal I guess
I'm trying to get a job in the tech industry though, web development, back end is looking pretty comfy and I come from a pretty sturdy background so I shouldn't have too much trouble but I guess we will see, but yeah the new guys werent all that bad honestly and I was going to move on regardless as it was time that
What about you?

The model looks pretty based though. I don't think I could have the patience to paint the models though, made a few with my father as a kid - Spitfire, a 109 and a B29 I believe.

>>38811438
Hmm alright... Well I don't think it's the same person

Could you email me please: [email protected]

>>38811487
>>38811457
you got discord post account name ill add u

>>38811551
ats a fake email i remember you trying to skype with some anon and they posted at
also why do you want to email each other

>>38811593
Email it and you'll see it's not fake.

I only use skype with 1 person... so I'm not sure thats true. I'm more of a steam person.

I need to confirm these are different people from the same place.

>>38811541
So far I've just used it to see some jobs posted up on there. Might use it to get the emails of heads of studios and email them shit.
Always could have done with learning a bit of coding myself, seems to be in demand. Good luck with it though, I imagine it won't be too hard to find something, does indeed seem pretty comfy.

I'm looking at Graphic design/marketing myself, which is how I've seen quite a few mention some basic coding skills. Got myself a digital portfolio as a pdf ready to send out, just need to pull my finger out and make it as a site version to email out.

It's oddly relaxing though I don't paint cause I haven't got the space for a airbrush set up, though that's the plan if I can get a job and move out.

>>38811634
i already told you am skegness boi
and dont know much on yorkshire anon but if you wanna talk post ur discord name with the numbers and what not

>>38811684
lainposter#2103

>>38811713
my discord is spazing out ill add you later lad

>>38811806
Alrighty, thanks. I'll be going bed soon but I'll be on tomorrow if I'm not online

>>38811713
are you the devilish anon who made me shitpost in /qa/

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>>38811833
night night
am staying up

>>38811839
Afraid not, lad. Although, I can be a little /devilish/ at times. I was only supposed to have 1 chocolate digestive earlier, but I had 2.

>>38811869
hehe what age r u

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Half way though the wank I realised I'm twice this girls age. still finished though

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>leg muscle has been twitching for the last 4 hours


How do i stop this? driving me crazy

>>38811962
Have a wank mate not even joking

>>38811908
Didn't no one tell you never to ask a girl that question?

You cheeky monkey

Lads. A few years ago, I knew a girl who cheated with her boyfriend's brother, got herpes off him, then gave it to her boyfriend. He didn't know.

Considered telling him, but at the time I thought "Fuck, terrible for the lad, the truth will come out."

But now I've just seen on facebook they got married!! He probably never learned the truth about her.

What do I do?

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>make anon do devilish deeds
>Command him to do more devilish things
>Don't add him on discord and do the devilish things
I am the higher tier devilish lads
actually just trying to sleep

>>38812033
I'd say blackmail her but beware of herpes

>>38811915
pretty wholesome wank then
>>38811962
work out more use ur leg muslces
>>38811986
nice bait lain

>>38811915
Pretty sure she's 15 you nonce
Kys

>>38812075
16 it's legal you fag

>>38812062
Mate she tried to shag me before. We were out smoking weed in a garden shed while he was in the house. A house party was going on. I already knew she had herpes so I didn't go near her.

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>>38812046
you have corrupted me post discord

>>38812111
i have a feeling one day one of my friends gfs is going to do this to me. if it does happen i will tell my mate straight away.

YOU ARE ALL LIARS
S
COWARDSS

>>38812158
I would definitely have told him if he was a mate, but I didn't even know him. Hardly said a word to the guy. I knew her a bit better, but she isn't really a mate, more like a friend of a friend. Probably only met her 6 or 7 times in total.

>>38812197
i would personally not get involved. if you have no proof people will just think you're trying to cause drama and will hate you.

>>38812252
Everyone I care about who'd have an opinion also knows about it. But even though they know it's true, you are right, they would still probably hate me.

Ah well. I'll just try to convince myself that he knows and has forgiven her.

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>>38812151
Don't have discord lad
Hahahahaha
I'm off to corrupt other anons now
Toodles

anyone know if there are companies in the uk that do this kind of work?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL9q2lOZ1Fw

>>38812300

Just let him enjoy his herpes ridden wife lad

>>38812376
I will lad.

To be fair she is quite fit so maybe he just thought "fuck it"

>>38812369
google pmc do this kind of work

>>38812369
Yeah there are definitely companies that do that type of pen testing/security audit stuff. They probably don't break into buildings much though, more like working from outside on computers to try and penetrate their networks.

But I doubt the guys in this video are breaking into buildings every day either.

hmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEGaoBYV6BY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdIh1IQDJ84

something for you lads to consider

>>38812441
>PMC
Private military company?
Can't find anything else on google.
>>38812453
I'd very much like to do something with the physical aspect but all the companies I find on google either focus on the physical aspect or the cyber aspect, no combination of the two.

>>38812486
JFC WHAT IS THAT GUY

>>38812544
Some Elliot obsessed guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqd0LBHnGJc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rmOF31VM4o

>>38812502
Brazillian Ju Jitsu would fuck a boxer up

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>I regret nothing
blew my estimate out of the water
think I'll go for a run tomorrow

>tfw 22st was my starting weight a year ago

>>38812609
How is he gonna get in close?

>>38812590
Looks like he's had that hairline tattoo to hide baldness

>>38812536
yes they do at type of stuff

>>38812633
what did you fucking eat

>>38812659
everything...

still have half a tube of pringles, 4 flapjacks and most of a pack of chocolate digestives

>>38812674
stop teasing i want a rundown

>>38812637
He's shoot for his legs and take him down in 3 seconds and the boxer wouldnt know what to do. Happened in early UFC all the time

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whats ur favourite porn
got any links
is it bookmarked

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>>38812684
gimme a second

pretty sure I'm forgetting some things, but it's probably accurate
about 45 bong in total
if I still weight 9 stone tomorrow after my morning shit then it's official. There is no god.

>>38812633
>>38812767

what website/program is this?

>>38812827
my"""fitness"""pal

scan the barcode and it accrues calories
very handy
some people prefer cronometer

>decide to make a webcomic 5 years ago
>still nothing
haha

>early 2000's
>thought my stick figure animations would take me to the stars
heh, not quite

>>38812609
dont know about that. how is a bjj guy going to defend against a flurry of punches and manage to take the boxer to the ground? a street fight a lot of the time depends on who decides to close the distance first, its not the same as in the ring. bjj guy might win but the chances of getting mugged or getting into a street fight with a bjj guy is extremely slim. boxing is probably better for the street too because with bjj you're fucked if you're against more than one opponent

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>>38812924
>>38812609
Big poppa pump kill them both

>>38813043
will wrestling ever be as good as wcw and wwe in the attitude era?

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come one lads leave britfeel in a tab so you can come back easy and post often feeling loney

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New /basil/ vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9vz9FeQvi4

>>38813245
I'm not made of RAM lad

>>38813465
foxlad when you going to shot this devious fox with a bb gun

>>38813245
Doesn't everyone do this?

>>38810891
Was going to say that's a nice piece of writing but then I realised it's a copypasta

>>38813556
I would never do such a cruel thing!

>inb4 foxes are pests, etc etc

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>>38813465
Cosy video lad

>>38813582
not enough do it
>>38813622
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-125763/Parents-tell-horror-fox-attacks-sleeping-baby.html

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jul/25/fox-kills-eight-humboldt-penguins-chessington-zoo-world-of-adventures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB_nKpEkILs

>>38812767
I LOST weight?!!?

Saturday I was 9st 12
now it's saying 9st 9

what the fuck am I made of?!

>haven't showered in 2 weeks
>absolutely fucking pong

Thinking of fucking over the doctors orders and just having an absolute amazing shower lads

>>38814102
>tfw haven't showered in a month and a half
goml

Why did the doc tell you to not shower anon?

>>38814174
I have a full leg cast on which I can't get wet, the hospital only had bags that went up to someones knee so I couldn't use any. Thinking of just taping a black bag all around my leg

>>38814206
just shower and lay on the floor and hang ur leg out

>>38814278
I have like a glass cubicle shower thing, I could possibly leave the door open and hang my leg out

>>38814206
When I had a cast I put a bag over my leg and secured the top with an elastic band