How much of a stereotypical fembot are you?

>>38818960
Most of those things aren't fembot things, OP. Dyed hair? Tattoos? Who do you think is posting here? I'm pretty sure most of the girls here are sweatpants wearing nerds.

>>38818986
>being this new

Lol. I used to buy into the shy prudish fembot meme too.

Where is "diagnosed mental issues"? That's pretty much a requirement to be a fembot.

>>38819009
I'm not a newfag. I'm also not fantasizing that the girls who post here are quirky alternative girls with daddy issues. Based on your test it sounds like you think tumblrinas and IG hoes = fembots. I disagree.

>>38819009
At least ten fboys have shown me their picture, and none had dyed hair or tattoos. A couple had normie piercings like upper ear or side of nose.

From my experience they also tend to have limited interest in video games, have even less interest in sex, and haven't fucked all that many dudes.

>>38819031
T H I S

They all have either borderline personality disorder or severe depression. They also ghost most of the people they talk to online.

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>>38818960
*ahem*

FEMBOTS DON'T EXIST THEY'RE JUST ROASTIES IN DISGUISE BEING FEMALE IS LIFE ON EASY MODE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38819078
>fboys

Fuck my fat fingers, I meant fembots.

>>38818960
thirty-five

I have very little hope in life

10.

>tfw too smart to be a fembot

>>38818960
>female
>bots
>fembots

I've never heard of those

>Tfw 90

I freely acknowledge I am a complete mess.

>>38818960
This test is for slutty fembots only. What about the mentally ill ones who are scared to touch a penis?

>>38819243
>I freely acknowledge I am a complete mess.
fuck off to /soc/ cuz you're clearly attention whoring here.

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>>38819253
>What about the mentally ill ones who are scared to touch a penis?
>scared to touch a penis

>>38819243
Pls be my mentally fucked up hypersexual fucktoy.

That feel when no flaky haley girlfriend

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>fembot
>tattoos

15

video games, anime, j-fashion, and bad relationship with father

75

am i allowed to stay chums

You're all big fucking degenerates

>>38819422
List the criteria you satisfy.

>>38819422
If you are a slutty camwhore, then yes.

>>38819068
There *is* no such thing as a fembot, doesn't exist. If a woman could be a robot, then she wouldn't even need to attach a unique prefix to the word robot like a unique little attention demanding flower.

Normalfaggot retard poser.

>>38819589
just because you saw other people saying it doesn't mean you fit in now because you say it

i hope your last year of high school is memorable

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>Regularly play video games [+2]
>Own multiple sex toys [+5]
>Have worn cat ears more than once [+5]
>Wear "lolita fashion" or some other type of "j-fashion" unironically [+5]
>Have camwhored [+10]
>Bad relationship with father [+5]
>Have had sex with a man you met online [+15]

My score is 47.

>>38819653
>Have camwhored
>Have had sex with a man you met online
>>>/out/

>>38818960
Can we have the male robot version of this also?

>>38819678
What does this accomplish? What does this fundamentally accomplish? Do you get a rush from giving people who roleplay as women (You)s?

>>38819653
Was it a fling or a long term relationship slut?

>2
I don't know why I'm here, either OP. You should have included depression, social anxiety, and NEETness

>>38819761
>social anxiety
meme one or real?

>>38819761
OP thinks being a slut is the female equivalent of a robot instead of listing things that are actually robot-like. Not sure why depression, social anxiety, NEETness and being a khhv isn't on the list.

How the fuck could you miss out cluster b personality disorders OP? Isn't that the main thing femanons have?

>>38819793
He basically listed cluster b symptoms as they apply to girls who post on 4chan. It's clever if you think about it.

How do i find a nice fembot qt3.14 to be around, brobots?

>>38818960
>Regularly play video games
>Own multiple sex toys
I own them but I don't like using them and just bought them to try. Would rather have my money back but obviously that doesn't count, so 7.

>>38819983
post your sex toys

>>38819791
There is a difference. Fembots usually have serious mental issues. Robots only have meme issues like meme depression.

>>38818960
>Regularly play video games [X] +2
>Regularly watch anime [ ] +3
>Have hair dyed an unnatural color [ ] +5
>Have tattoos [ ] +5
>Have nipple (or other similar) piercings [ ] +5
>Own multiple sex toys [ ] +5
>Stream video games [ ] +5
>Have worn cat ears more than once [ ] +5
>Have cosplayed [ ] +5
(+10 if you cosplay regularly)
>Wear "lolita fashion" or some other type of "j-fashion" unironically [ ] +5
>Have camwhored [X] +5
(+10 if you've camwhored regularly)
>Bad relationship with father [ ] +5
>Regularly watching extreme porn [ ] +10
>Sexual abuse in past [ ] +10
>Have had sex with a man you met online [ ] +10
(have had sex with multiple men you've met online +15)

Oh boy.

>>38820295
how much have you camwhored?
anything good?

>>38818960
Only the videiga because I'm not a dumb whore

>>38820539
Showed my tits for less than 2 seconds once on webcam with some guys from my school when I was 14. After that never cammed again until I had an internet boyfriend (that went on for like 2 years) so I don't know if you'd count that as cam whoring or cybersexing. That's why I didn't give myself the bonus points for doing it regularly - it was only with one person and Im not sure it meets the definition of whoring since it was private 1 on 1 and mutual.

I'm still paranoid I'll someday see recordings of that posted online but I don't think he would have.

I only got a 2 for playing video games..

>>38820769
>boyfriend
nah that's not camwhoring

and just steel yourself against that paranoia. consider how you'll react if it did come out... so that IF it happens you don't kneejerk response

I'm a dude so its not the same, but thats basically how i regard my cock pics being out there ol

>>38821165
Well its been almost 9 years, I think it's fine.

>>38821180
>>38821180
ah fair enough

well met then

>>38820723
>>38821158
Same, m8s. Feels alright, I guess.

>>38818960
>0-20: Why are you even here?
oops, I don't fit in, may as well be a nontypical one.

>>38821215
>>38820723
>>38821158
but some small level of whoredom is actually qt

>>38821269
Degeneracy is not cute at all, anon.

>>38821269
Of course. What good is a girl if she doesn't want to have degenerate sex with you?

>>38821215
>>38821233
>>38821284
>>38821293
I'm pleasantly surprised by the fembots here. I almost feel commraderie.

>Regularly play video games [X] +2
>Regularly watch anime [X] +3
>Have worn cat ears more than once [X] +5
>Have cosplayed [X] +5 (went to a convention once)
>Bad relationship with father [X] +5
>Sexual abuse in past [maybe?I'll say sure] +10
>Have had sex with a man you met online [X] +10 (only guy I've ever had sex with)

>>38821284
Yes it is, in small, controlled amounts

>>38821317
And yet they all want chad

>>38819422
>75
>
>am i allowed to stay chums
show feminine penis. we'll see.

>>38821395
Yes, they all want Chad. This is why I lurk these threads.

>>38819547
>if
anon i'm certain you would want any fembot to stay, camwhore or otherwise

>>38821437
Hope you find chad then i guess

;-;

>>38821447
Camwhores have a higher chance of sending nudes and be down to meeting for sex.

>fembot just means e-whore
You're retarded OP.

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>there are women who aren't whores
holy shit most unexpected laugh i've had in days

is there some fembot lurking this thread willig to heal a heart which is broken like mine?

im severy destroyed at this moment and about to cry again

>>38820295
>>Have tattoos [ ] +5
>>Have nipple (or other similar) piercings [ ] +5
Jesus.

>>38821543
not fembot, but anon pls dont' cry, and not in front of girls, esp not if it isn't because your folks died

it's unbecoming

>>38821543
What's wrong anon? Not sure I can help but maybe it'll help to talk about it

>>38818960
>regularly play video games
I got 2 points.

17.

>Why are you even here?
to laugh at you losers :-)

>>38821587
2 points to gryffindor

>Regularly play video games [x] +2
>Regularly watch anime [ ] +3
>Have hair dyed an unnatural color [ ] +5
>Have tattoos [ ] +5
>Have nipple (or other similar) piercings [ ] +5
>Own multiple sex toys [ ] +5
>Stream video games [ ] +5
>Have worn cat ears more than once [ ] +5
>Have cosplayed [x] +5 (+10 if you cosplay regularly)
>Wear "lolita fashion" or some other type of "j-fashion" unironically [x] +5
>Have camwhored [ ] +5 (+10 if you've camwhored regularly)
>Bad relationship with father [ ] +5
>Regularly watching extreme porn [x] +10
>Sexual abuse in past [ ] +10
>Have had sex with a man you met online [ ] +10 (have had sex with multiple men you've met online +15)

22 points. I'm diagnosed with three major mental illnesses, have tripfagged, been around for years and your list didn't cover shit. Step it up senpai.

>>38821581
>>38821584
im broken, i think this could explain it, even though it is from a song..

You were...
The most honest lie
The most serious joke
That ever happened to me

You were...
The oldest affair
The most friendly love
That happened to me

>>38818960
>Regularly play video games [ ] +2
yes
>Regularly watch anime [ ] +3
nope, besides the classics
>Have hair dyed an unnatural color [ ] +5
yes, I've had phases
>Have tattoos [ ] +5
yes
>Have nipple (or other similar) piercings [ ] +5
does a lip piercing count?
>Own multiple sex toys [ ] +5
no
>Stream video games [ ] +5
yes, but mostly play dota and csgo
>Have worn cat ears more than once [ ] +5
no
>Have cosplayed [ ] +5 (+10 if you cosplay regularly)
no, ok, maybe once
>Wear "lolita fashion" or some other type of "j-fashion" unironically [ ] +5
goth lolita sometimes but no j-shit
>Have camwhored [ ] +5 (+10 if you've camwhored regularly)
no
>Bad relationship with father [ ] +5
yes
>Regularly watching extreme porn [ ] +10
yes and i fucking love it
>Sexual abuse in past [ ] +10
yes
>Have had sex with a man you met online [ ] +10 (have had sex with multiple men you've met online +15)
no

so lets see: 2+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+10+10=57

>>38821660
>yes and i fucking love it

Are you a fan of old school facialabuse?

>>38821632
>>Regularly watching extreme porn [x] +10
What kind?

>>38821709
yes, and kink etc. but elitepain is my fav
you're probably too normie to know about it

>>38821633
That's originally pretty fuckin gay, anon.

>>38821760
I know elitepain but there's very little disgustingly humiliating stuff.

What's enjoyable about facialabuse was how they got into the heads of girls like you.

>>38821849
i don't think it's a female you're talking to and that someone is especially not into being dominated by a man.

I'm a 20. I changed anime to Korean dramas.

Bad relationship with father [x] +5

>Why are you even here?
Because I'm a fat HHKV with acne. Bullying in school led to me using music and drugs for escapism rather than weebshit/vidya/etc. I was raised in a "video games rot your brain" household so my parents never bought me games. Also I'm black and a lot of the list is describing Tumblr white girl BS.

>>38821543
sure, what is your contact info?

>>38822079
[email protected]

throwaway

>>38819078
how do you get fembot pics?

>>38822112
i sent you a message, hope you got it

>>38822156
nay, how do you talk to fembots outside of r9k?
contactfagging is kinda looked down upon here, and there's no real opportunity TO do so, even if one so desired

pls no bully my momentary sperginess

>>38819009
Something tells me you're a fat disgusting whore with blue hair and piercings and you just want to make yourself feel cool.

>>38818960
26/100 these aren't that bad though

>>38822330
Just ask and hope one takes pity on you. Or throw your preferred method of contact and hope someone responds.

>>38818960
>Regularly play video games [ ] +2
>Regularly watch anime [ ] +3
>Have had sex with a man you met online [ ] +10

15 wow

I don't think is is really "fembot", the rest of this is just being slutty...

>>38822450
I see
>pity
not exactly the best foot forward in the start of a potential relationship

>>38818960
>+12/20
I feel like you forgot all of the mental issues anon. There are lots of meme self diagnoses and meme health issues too..
>>38819364
Boo hoo

>>38822488
do you have any other options anon?

>piercings
>nonvirgin
>bot
Shit b8, sage.

Why do girls get their nipples pierced?

>>38822908
Makes them more sensitive.

>regularly play video games only one, ffxiv
>bad relationship with father
>sexual abuse in past

Why is there no mention of mental illness and stuff in the points

>>38822480
What was it like meeting up with a guy online? are you guys in a relationship now?

>>38823223
Are you one of those hypersexual fucked up fembots?

>>38823265
No i've only been with one person ever, my current bf also fug i messed up my spoiler

>>38823279
How can you manage having a bf with your past and mental illness?

>>38823394
>How can you manage having a bf with your past and mental illness?

uuh very badly i guess. hes depressed and had a fucked up childhood too so we are similar in that aspect.

>>38823453
That sounds pretty sad. As if you're together only because neither of you can find anyone else who would accept you.

>>38818960
if you use the word fembot unironically you are absolute cancer

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>>38818960

>fembot

It's another one of those threads, this stupid fembot meme needs to stop, if you think a woman can be a robot then you're delusional

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>>38823477
not even going to argue with you there desu. i feel like to him im just a bad habit he has yet to break. sage because im gonna stop shitting up this board with my blog posts now i promise.

>>38823453

alright, stop with the fucking bait, now this shit is becoming triggering

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>>38823593
sorry anon i didn't mean to upset anyone. was just venting but i probably took it too far. please accept this pic as a token of my apology.

>Regularly play video games [ ] +2

I played Roller Coaster Tycoon, once.

>Regularly watch anime [ ] +3

Never watched anime.

>Have hair dyed an unnatural color [ ] +5

No.

>Have tattoos [ ] +5

No.

>Have nipple (or other similar) piercings [ ] +5

No.

>Own multiple sex toys [ ] +5

No.

>Stream video games [ ] +5

No.

>Have worn cat ears more than once [ ] +5

No.

>Have cosplayed [ ] +5 (+10 if you cosplay regularly)

No.

>Wear "lolita fashion" or some other type of "j-fashion" unironically [ ] +5

No.

>Have camwhored [ ] +5 (+10 if you've camwhored regularly)

No.

>Bad relationship with father [ ] +5

No.

>Regularly watching extreme porn [ ] +10

No.

>Sexual abuse in past [ ] +10

No.

>Have had sex with a man you met online [ ] +10 (have had sex with multiple men you've met online +15)

No.


You literally have no idea what what a fembot is. I'm just a recluse mentally ill young woman. The only reason I'm here is because there is nowhere on the web to go to that appeals to me. Reddit is a bunch of hiveminds that doesn't appeal to me. I don't like it here either but I can shitpost here, at least.

I usually pretend to be robot so that I don't get the attention.

Also, no I will not be your gf and any other bullshit like that. I won't reply to any (You)'s to this post.

>>38823673
You are so perfect, please be my gf
inb4 "No."

>>38823673
>recluse mentally ill
Why would you be reclusive?

>>38821269
I'm still not a dumb whore

>>38823754
Then what are you? A dumb prude or smart whore?

>>38823673

This, although I don't think I'm mentally ill.

I'm a young Christian woman. I tried being on Reddit but it's full of nutcase feminists, redpilled retards, racists and Trumpfags.

The only reason I come here is to shitpost to pass the afternoon, while I wait for my brothers and father, to come back from work.

fembots don't exist
Christ guys how many times do I have to say it. remember eggy's videos?

>>38823787
>Christian woman
Sex before or after marriage?

>>38823787
Have you found a nice Christian man yet?

>>38823778
I guess mildly smart prude?

>>38823804

After marriage

>>38823812

I'll meet somebody through Church. I find that most men who claim they are "Christian" are just racist conservative types who don't really care about Jesus. I'd rather pick from the few men that attend Sunday mass.

>>38823881
Which denomination? Not surprised this isn't original.

>>38823853
Are you saving yourself for someone in the future?

>>38823919
Yea, the guy I know I want to marry/have a family with

ITT: Attention whore

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>She-who-must-not-be-named-in-OP-tier
You can mention Ciara but Eliza will autosage your bread.

>>38823946
Not the person you're replying to but this is really cute I hope it goes well for you.

>>38823946
Me too. I want to be true to the girl I love.

>>38823793
they don't care, most people who use the word "fembot" are incredibly new and just want to talk to women. they absolutely do not care about anything but quenching their own thirst.

>>38823223
We talked for usually several hours a day every day for a few months before we met, and yeah we are. I met him on a game.

>>38823998
Not sure how it's cute, just a moral thing
>>38824001
That's cool, guys always have that "anything that walks or used to walk" mentality

>>38824094
It is cute cause it says something about what you think about relationships. What do you mean moral? Like do you think its immoral if others don't wait or would it just bother your personally for your own person

>>38824094
>That's cool, guys always have that "anything that walks or used to walk" mentality
It's meaningless to have that kind of mentality I think, since you have no love or any feelings beyond your junk feeling good for that short amount of time. What really matters is having a relationship that lasts and being able to love and be loved by someone, through thick and thin.

>>38824209
I guess it does
It's just for me, I don't care what other people do with their lives
Do I judge loose girls? Yea, sure, but you do you, even if that is what your father has nightmares about
I tried having a bf for a while and he had a bit of a past, again it didn't bother me morally, just made me a bit insecure

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>Regularly play video games [ ] +2
yes
>Regularly watch anime [ ] +3
yes
>Have hair dyed an unnatural color [ ] +5
no
>Have tattoos [ ] +5
no
>Have nipple (or other similar) piercings [ ] +5
no
>Own multiple sex toys [ ] +5
yes
>Stream video games [ ] +5
yes
>Have worn cat ears more than once [ ] +5
no
>Have cosplayed [ ] +5 (+10 if you cosplay regularly)
yes
>Wear "lolita fashion" or some other type of "j-fashion" unironically [ ] +5
>Have camwhored [ ] +5 (+10 if you've camwhored regularly)
yes
>Bad relationship with father [ ] +5
yes
>Regularly watching extreme porn [ ] +10
yes
>Sexual abuse in past [ ] +10
yes
>Have had sex with a man you met online [ ] +10 (have had sex with multiple men you've met online +15)
yes

i got 65 points

>>38824282
Insecure in what way? I personally dislike casual sex for myself so I guess I'm the same way. Sex feels intimate to me emotionally so Idk if I could just do it casually.

>>38824340
>65 points
>60-80: Full blown mental illness. Hopefully you're seeking care.
Serves you right thot.

>>38824051
that's sweet anon, i hope everything works out between the two of you!!

>>38818960
only got
>vidya
>animu
>j-fashion
but the last one is just because I'm asian, and plus it's much comfier.

here because I'm completely asocial, and this place is an okay time killer.

>>38824264
I definitely understand what you mean and agree
>>38824340
What's up with you and your dad?
also, didn't notice the "extreme porn", make that 2 yeses
>>38824343
Insecure in a "I don't do that and have 0 experience" way, but he seemed to like that part maybe, he always had this weird grin when my inexperience came up

i got a 0, am i good to go?

>tfw fucked a fembot on the first date after 1 day of talking to her online

I love fembots.

>>38824423
>I love mental bottom barrel women
fixed

>>38824393
It sounds like he did like it. Tbh that'd kinda creep me out. I mean its whatever to find things appealing but a grin like that is weird as shit. Also its a bit funny you called yourself a prude but like extreme porn. I think prude extends to more than just waiting for a serious relationship, no?

>>38824418
Are you real? That's the real question there.

>>38824450
It wasn't a crazy serial killer grin or anything, just barely noticeable
The choices were prude and whore, and I'm not a whore

>>38818960
7.
Just because I was raped, wear cat eats or Lolita fashion means nothing. This isn't a good depiction of an actual 'fembot'. Fuck off.

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>>38823946
Its nice to know i'm not the only one who still believes in true love.

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>>38824633
Woah, so your saying its almost like people have unique experiences and OP is being a gatekeeping faggot. Really rattles the noggin.

>>38824340
I have a suspicion I know who you are.

Does your name begin with H?

If not. Why are you so fucked up?

>>38824615
>The choices were prude and whore, and I'm not a whore
Ah yeah that's true. Fair enough anon

>>38824673
You're completely right.
I meant, WASN'T raped or whatever by the way. Why does that make you a """ fembot """" anyway? and robots wouldn't stream or attention-whore, a character trait of robots is socially awkwardness and being shy, which is why I'd never put myself out there. Only whores use sex toys too. Fingers are good enough.
Sorry I'm ranting I'm cranky. I barely slept.

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>Regularly play video games [Yes ] +2
>Regularly watch anime [ Yes] +3
>Have hair dyed an unnatural color [ No] +5
>Have tattoos [No ] +5
>Have nipple (or other similar) piercings [No ] +5
>Own multiple sex toys [No] +5
>Stream video games [No, I wish] +5
>Have worn cat ears more than once [Yes] +5
>Have cosplayed [No, I wish. I really want to do Reimi from Jojo, but I'm scared it'll look dumb.] +5 (+10 if you cosplay regularly)
>Wear "lolita fashion" or some other type of "j-fashion" unironically [ No] +5
>Have camwhored [Yeah when I was younger ] +5 (+10 if you've camwhored regularly)
>Bad relationship with father [No, he died ] +5
>Regularly watching extreme porn [Yes] +10
>Sexual abuse in past [No ] +10
>Have had sex with a man you met online [Yeah I've been with four guys, only had real sex with one but met two of them online. One on here and one on okcupid. ] +10 (have had sex with multiple men you've met online +15)
Think that equals about 35? I just don't really fit in anywhere desu

>>38821395
>And yet they all want chad
i don't want anything you stupid sexified nigger. i just want to be left alone.

>>38824498
yea
-was never really interested in vidya
-im more into movies than anime
-i like my natural hair
-tattoos are scary
-only piercings are my ears but thats from birth
-sex is scary
-again, no vidya
-cat ears are cringy
-never cared for cosplay
-i like dressing minimalistic
-even showing myself on cam gets me paranoid
-i love my father
-again, sex is spooky
-decent childhood
-never met anyone online

>>38824846
>sex is spooky
Why?

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>Regularly watch anime [+3]
>Bad relationship with father [+5 he's an ass and i have a pretty good stepfather anyway]
Now how about you add:

>bad facial features [+10]
>ugly body (not necessairly talking about being fat) [+10]
>depression [+15]
>other mental ilnesses [+15]
>poorfag [+5]

>>38824745
The OP is literally retarded I think he's just trying to trigger the females here by painting them as tumblr sluts and also troll the male robots into still thinking all girls are whores.

15
vidya, anime and hardcore porn (no 3D though)

>>38824874
>bad facial features
Which ones?

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>>38824762
how about you stop posting cringy instagram 2k15 memes, that'd be a good first step

>>38824859
it's a penis going into your sacred hole how is that not scary

>>38818986
nice headcannon faggot.

>Have been fucked by their dog +10

should be added

>Regularly play video games [ X] +2
>Regularly watch anime [ ] +3
>Have hair dyed an unnatural color [ ] +5
>Have tattoos [X ] +5
>Have nipple (or other similar) piercings [X ] +5
>Own multiple sex toys [ X] +5
>Stream video games [ ] +5
>Have worn cat ears more than once [X ] +5
>Have cosplayed [X ] +5 (+10 if you cosplay regularly)
>Wear "lolita fashion" or some other type of "j-fashion" unironically [ ] +5
>Have camwhored [ X] +5 (+10 if you've camwhored regularly)
>Bad relationship with father [X ] +5
>Regularly watching extreme porn [X ] +10
>Sexual abuse in past [X ] +10
>Have had sex with a man you met online [ X] +10 (have had sex with multiple men you've met online +15)

Oh boy that's one nice score ! I'm a guy though, does it still count ?

>>38824915
I could say the same - my body part is going into another person.

>mean old ugly lady who doesn't play video games, doesn't have any friends, doesn't want sum fucc, and is content in being the bitter hag that she is
Probably 15% or less of the female userbase is similar to me.

>>38824895
Noice

r u a fujoshi or regular?

>>38824880
Yuuppp. That's true. And the most upsetting part is that it's actually applicable to most of the dumb bitches here.

>>38824859
because the idea of being completely vulnerable to someone is scary. i cant even trust others yet alone form relationships

>>38824928
:(
Poor old lady, who hurt you?

>>38824939
You think so? I think a very small (maybe vocal) minority of girls here might fit this but I don't think its common

>>38824955
You sound so adorable, damn. It's a shame you're so scared about it.

>>38824992
I meant most ARE actually failed Tumblr sluts. (Dyed hair, sex toys, streaming, lolita fashion, etc.)
A minority are actually shy, awkward virgin girls.

>>38825034
What makes you think that?
I've talked to like 4 girls off of here (platonic only) and each were shy awkward girls you'd expect. One of them did like lolita fashion but she was super broken emotionally. Tbh the sex toys is a little slutty but I wouldn't knock them for it. Its more surprising than anything

>>38825007
its okay anon. im happy with being alone and i dont have to worry about making others upset

>>38824955
I get what you mean, you're not weird to think like that
Just try and wait for a guy who makes you feel comfortable around him
>>38824650
I still believe

>>38824927
penetrating is a much less vulnerable thing than being penetrated.

>>38824955
As a guy i can say the same. However to others you sounds like spergy girl while i sound like bitter loser.

>>38824929
i enjoy adult yuri and shotas being raped. I have to admit i watched free! and yuri on ice though. idk if that qualifies as fujoshi.

>>38825114
>penetrating is a much less vulnerable thing than being penetrated.
I dont want to merge with other person therefore i avoid any situation which can lead to sex.

>>38825089
I don't think you would make anyone upset. I hope you have a good day!

>>38825098
thanks anon. ill wait even if its means forever. i hope you find the same happiness

>>38825089
>>38825153

Not that anon but you should at least try to make some friends. Being lonely isn't nice. Maybe try to make someone online friends via discord or something.

>>38825136
I guess I like straight shota, but I also like loli
Other than that, my tastes are pretty vanilla. I think.

>>38825124
yea i know what you mean. i understand that as a girl, i can only choose to be alone and not involuntarily. keep your head up anon, theres someone out there for you

>>38825178
>Maybe try to make someone online friends via discord or something
fuck off thirsty beta.

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>>38825197
>theres someone out there for you
You're right there's death

>>38825178
yea i have a few people i can talk to but thats as far as it goes. im not forcing myself to find someone. my main goal is making something out of myself and die knowing i contributed to society

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>>38824914
kill yourself, my man. I'll post whatever memes I want

>>38825230
Well as long as you got someone that's good.
Fuck contributing to society, contribute to your own happiness.
Good luck anon

>>38825265
thank you anon, i wish you the best too

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How do I find a grill that i'm actually interested in? I admit that aside from the gym and work I don't go out much but even when I do I can't find someone that I actually enjoy being around, let alot share any interests with.

>>38824988
>implying anyone actively made the choice to hurt me
Most people in a great deal of pain got there by the indifference of others.

>>38825504
So you're saying you did this to yourself and want to die alone? ;-;

Sort of fuck around on ps2. Sort of stopped gaming seriously after that. Wouldnt really know where to start l. Games are so detailed now it blows my mind.
Not watched anime since my teens. Other than the odd rewatch
Have dyed hair unnatural colours before. Honestly it was the only time in my life I was almost cute
1 subtle tattoo of own design. Dgaf.
Multiple sex toys sure. Doesn't everyone.
No
No but have a pair of fox ears and deer antlers I've made. I've taken pics with. Wouldnt wear in public except in costume maybe.
Cosplay no.
Tbh I always wanted to get into Lolita but I feel it's impractical now. I'm a bit old.
Camwhored yes. Low self esteem does things.

No/Not sure to everything else

Some of are debatable/unclear but I'd say 35.

>>38818960

>Regularly play video games [ ] +2
>Regularly watch anime [X ] +3
>Have hair dyed an unnatural color [X ] +5
>Have tattoos [X ] +5
>Have nipple (or other similar) piercings [ ] +5
>Own multiple sex toys [ ] +5
>Stream video games [ ] +5
>Have worn cat ears more than once [ ] +5
>Have cosplayed [ ] +5 (+10 if you cosplay regularly)
>Wear "lolita fashion" or some other type of "j-fashion" unironically [ ] +5
>Have camwhored [ ] +5 (+10 if you've camwhored regularly)
>Bad relationship with father [ ] +5
>Regularly watching extreme porn [ ] +10
>Sexual abuse in past [ ] +10
>Have had sex with a man you met online [ ] +10 (have had sex with multiple men you've met online +15)

13 total

>>38825627
Not bad. At least you're pure.

>>38825532
>So you're saying you did this to yourself and want to die alone? ;-;
Yes.

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>>38819085
Quite the opposite of disguised, the ones OP describes.

>>38825683
Poor old lady, I hope you have a good day.

>>38825683
Not that anon but what's the biggest regret so far?

>>38825627
>Has tattoos
>Has an unnatural hair color
>Isn't a slut

Does not compute.

>>38826009
Those things are normie as fuck. Dyed hair was a huge trend there. It's when they go excessive on the tats, piercings and also clothing choice. That's actually the main one. That's when you get alarm bells. But you can't assume everyone is like that for liking a hair colour or wanting a bit of art on themselves for whatever reason. Biggest sluts I've known look normal

>>38826009
I dyed my hair blue in high school once and I just like the way tattoos look, my parents have them too so I just grew up thinking it wasn't that uncommon.

>>38826117
Still is much more likely that girl with dyed hair, tattoos and facial piercings will be slut than regular, plain girl.

>>38826207
Not really in my experience. (Knows many girls)

>>38826238
Maybe it depends on culture but i really dont expect such a "flashy" girl to be virgin unless she's fat with dyed hair.

>>38826279
I dyed my hair as a virgin. My own personal habits did not change on the addition of a carefully chosen tattoo. There's a lot of people in this world after all. It's just a stretch to me to generalise that much. Because that's really not been the case for me bar one girl. My cousin who has a lot of tattoos and is quite mentally unstable.

But really is say more alt girls were often likely to be virgin's. Often weird and outcast. It's the hottest girls in normal Kardashian style I'd assume more about. But fashion doesn't have to see anything about a person's personality. It's all the same shit and I don't believe it says anything about people's sexual activities

>>38823279
>bf
There's no such thing as a fembot.

>>38818960
15pts

I can't relate to any of these so I am here.
At least if I played video games I'd have friends.
At least if I wore cute lolita clothes or cosplayed, I'd be pretty or have money.

>>38826415
>But fashion doesn't have to see anything about a person's personality
What about metalheads, punks, goths and hipsters? All these people have their "fashion" and character.

>>38825785
No doing more to intervene when my friend killed herself.

>>38818960
58
I am not sure how to feel about being so high.

>>38826895
You can start by telling the people of the jury which criteria you satisfy.

>>38826846
>killed herself.
Over what?

7
bad relationship with dad and vidya

>>38826846
Is there nothing you want in life?

>>38826958
>bad relationship with dad
What's so bad? Too conservative?

>>38826948
Academic failure as prestigious school.

>>38827008
How bad of a failure? Discharged?

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>a slutty fembot will never take your virginity to add a notch to her bedpost

>>38826791
It's how they dress. It might represent the music they are into and such but Does it tell you if they're generallt calm or short tempered? If they like to read or prefer movies? Fashion says so little about a person beyond the superficial. Dying hair doesn't say hey I'm obsessed with sucking dick. All Styles are so widespread I think it's hard to generalise a lot of things

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>>38827183
I mentioned this in another thread but the great tragedy of the normification of /r9k/ is that this sort of stuff is no longer possible.

/r9k/ used to be the kind of place where you could surrepticiously swap emails, get to know each other over a few months, lewdtext for a few more than meet up, date and fuck like rabbits.

All of that is no longer possible. The cat is out of the bag: Girls on 4chan are a "thing" and the stereotype associated with them is highly sexual, so it attracts eager orbiters like flies to a shit.

And the end result is as I described, those girls are simply too inundated with contact requests and thirsty men for it to be possible to meet a good girl on here anymore.

It was good while it lasted guys.

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I imagine fembots are:

>is fat/chubby
>bad hygiene
>has bpd/autism
>dresses poorly
>5/10 at best
>doesn't know how to properly put on make up to become a stacy
>eats too much trash
>bad skin

>>38827240
>Dying hair doesn't say hey I'm obsessed with sucking dick
It doesnt say but it's more likely for a girl with dyed hair to be slut. You might be that 1-5% of dyed hair girls who are not obsessed about sucking dick but that doesnt mean the same applies to the rest of girls. Stereotypes exist for a reason.

>>38827293
Same as male robots then

>>38827275
Joke's on you, I'm not even from the US and there are no girls from my country even on our regional 4chan rip-off.

>>38827334
If you're in Europe (I am too) you can just jump a few countries over, that's what I did years ago when you could still meet interesting people on 4chan without having to compete with five dozen megathirsty men.

>>38827080
Probation, scholarship suspended, financially the suspension of the scholarship held the same consequences as being discharged.

>>38827296
What do you actually have to go on with this. Sluts can look like anything. It's a tenuous connection to think a massively trendy thing like pastel hair marks someone out as a slut. And you all just automatically assume it from everyone.

>>38827313
To the contrary belief, most of robots are underweight/skinny as oppose to chubby/fat.

>>38827366
Eh, I've been here since 2006.
I regret not having browsed any of the more social and chattable boards until like a year ago.

>>38827370
>It's a tenuous connection to think a massively trendy thing like pastel hair marks someone out as a slut
Ask any robot here.

>>38827367
But why kill yourself over this?

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0-20 : true fembot
80-100 : get out

>>38827416
There's still a chance, don't give up yet. I said it's difficult now, but it's not impossible.

>>38827450
It was an Ivy League institution she got a free ride to, her fuckup amounted to a vastly different life ahead of her and the perception that she'd pissed hundreds of thousands of dollars down the drain, it was deeply humiliating as well.
She decided that if she wasn't able to make that dream come true she didn't deserve to live.

>>38827602
Hmm, what about you? How college treated you?

>>38827499
What you described is more of a teenager though?
Who the fuck wants a 27 year old virgin from a couple of countries over to come visit and fuck them?

Actually, the guy who introduced me and another guy to 4chan when we were 16, met a girl willing to fuck him on 4chan a bunch of countries over. He was bragging how he was going to visit her and lose his virginity over summer break for months. He provided us with pictures and cringy lewd chatlogs as well as a picture of her (nothing to brag over).
Long story short she was sick while he was visiting her and he didn't get to do anything.
That story never stopped being funny.

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10.

Most of this stuff just stands out too much.

>>38827620
Never went, got out of HS and worked in shit retail for 20 years.

>>38827602
How did she fuck up? What did she do to cause that?

>>38827642
>Who the fuck wants a 27 year old virgin from a couple of countries over to come visit and fuck them?


I know you might scoff at this, but a girl you build up an emotional connection with enough for her to have attraction to you regardless of your virginity.

A lot of girls here are not put off by it.

>>38827668
Couldn't keep up with the course load, I think, it's been over a decade.

>>38827688
I'm aware they exist, but the chances are so low to meet them AND building up a connection to them.

>>38818960
>Regularly watch anime [ ] +3
>Have worn cat ears more than once [ ] +5
>Wear "lolita fashion" or some other type of "j-fashion" unironically [ ] +5
>Regularly watching extreme porn [ ] +10
>Sexual abuse in past [ ] +10
>Have hair dyed an unnatural color [ ] +2.5
(I used to have dyed hair, but now I don't, so half point)
35.5 points

>>38827745
>>Regularly watching extreme porn [ ] +10

what do you get out of it?

People like you make me cringe so hard. Please leave. Its cause you post stupid horseshit like this that we have tits or gtfo. Tired of these fucking fembot threads.

I got a 43 because some of the questions are off. I've never cosplayed, but I want to. And I've camwhored a handful of times over the last ten years, is this "regular" enough?

And I've had sex with a man I met online because that's how I met my bf.

>>38828007
>I've never cosplayed, but I want to
slut

i only have 2 points (regularly play vidya), i'm here because i've been a neet for 6 fucking years, do not have any friends, and only go outside for doctors appointments. normie teen boys who feel awkward sometimes can get the fuck off of my board.

>>38818960
15 lmao. bad relationship w dad + regularly watch extreme porn. i'm terrified of men/real sex and not into objectifying myself irl so most of these are out.

>>38828148
>i've been a neet for 6 fucking years
Why?

>>38828166

actual diagnosed autism and crippling depression i guess, idk. i'd say nihilism too but some people manage to function well with that so i guess it's not an excuse.

>>38828340
>actual diagnosed autism
Do you have to prepare for social interaction?

>>38828160
post feet
ororogrgdfhtyjutkyi

>>38828360

i don't interact with anyone besides my mom on any regular basis, so i guess not. if i'm ever forced to i just avoid eye contact and say as little as possible until they go away.

>>38818960
>having sex with a man you met online
>typical
>fembot
>bad
OP, what the fuck are you even doing

>>38827293
Yes
Yes but I'm getting better
Haven't been diagnosed with any mental illnesses
I think I'm a decent dresser
I see myself as a 4
Yes
Yes
Yes

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>>38818960
>Regularly play video games [] +2
>Regularly watch anime [ ] +3
>Have hair dyed an unnatural color [ ] +5
>Have tattoos [ ] +5
>Have nipple (or other similar) piercings [ ] +5
>Own multiple sex toys [] +5
>Stream video games [ ] +5
>Have worn cat ears more than once [ ] +5
>Have cosplayed [] +5
>Wear "lolita fashion" or some other type of "j-fashion" unironically [] +5
>Have camwhored [ ] +5 (+10 if you've camwhored regularly)
>Bad relationship with father [] +5
>Regularly watching extreme porn [ ] +10
>Sexual abuse in past [] +10
>Have had sex with a man you met online [ ] +10

I got 32 points. Yay I still have hope! Though I also have mental illnesses which I think should be included in the thingies.

>>38828668
O-oh. I put check marks in the boxes that I filled but they didn't show up in my post I'm not sure why. I filled: vidya games, own sex toys, have cosplayed, bad relationship with father, sexual abuse.

>>38828668
>>Bad relationship with father [] +5
>>Sexual abuse in past [] +10
Lemme guess. He abused you?

>>38828360
also autism here. I mimic the other person. Sometimes I get in fights accidentally if they have an agressive tone and I mimic them. If I get in a fight however, if I just say 'I have autism' over and over they'll go away. I'm aware how pathetic it is, but it makes me laugh because they squirm so much.

>>38828643
I know you will pretend like your robot days never happened after you stacy-ize but..
fix your hygiene, eat slightly less trash every day
I'm a dude so i have no fucking idea how to fashion but you girls seem to always know what's up and it seems easy
Just look at other girls
start going on walks to the park or something eventually working up to jogging
you'll stacyize, get your chad, and forget about this whole place like a distant dream

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>Regularly play video games [x] +2
>Regularly watch anime [x] +3
>Have nipple (or other similar) piercings [x] +5
>Own multiple sex toys [x] +5
>Have worn cat ears more than once [x] +5
>Have cosplayed [x] +5 (+10 if you cosplay regularly)
>Sexual abuse in past [x] +10

40/100

>>38828709
Sadly girls with autismo can get off as quirky ones. Cant say the same for autistic guys.

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>>38828700
Yes he did. Also some of the mental illness stuff is kinda bad (not BPD but self harm) so I think that should add a lot of points.

>>38818960
>>Regularly play video games [ ] +2
>>Regularly watch anime [ ] +3
>>Have hair dyed an unnatural color [x ] +5
>>Have tattoos [ ] +5
>>Have nipple (or other similar) piercings [x ] +5
>>Own multiple sex toys [x ] +5
>>Stream video games [ ] +5
>>Have worn cat ears more than once [x ] +5
>>Have cosplayed [ ] +5 (+10 if you cosplay regularly)
>>Wear "lolita fashion" or some other type of "j-fashion" unironically [ ] +5
>>Have camwhored [x ] +5 (+10 if you've camwhored regularly)
>>Bad relationship with father [ ] +5
>>Regularly watching extreme porn [x ] +10
>>Sexual abuse in past [ ] +10
>>Have had sex with a man you met online [+10 ] +10 (have had sex with multiple men you've met online +15)
ehh not so bad

>>38827293
>no
>...I'm working on it ok
>autism
>No I dress great, I often get compliments from women I don't know, maybe they're bullying me though.
>I don't know, I feel bad when I see myself so I removed all the mirrors from my part of the house.
>I don't like the feel of it. Mascara makes me paranoid I'll cry... which happens uncontrollably when I go outside sometimes.
>Hmm, maybe. I eat a pack of noodles and one egg every day. I also eat kiwis when I feel like my skin is getting bad.
>I can't see it, but I also get paranoid, like it's crawling. Not dry, not too oily.

>>38821760
>you're probably too normie to know about it
kill yourself

>>38828745
Yes, women also develop differently, so the symptoms are different. women don't tend to struggle as much socially. In my experience autism in women basically acts like a catalyst for other mental disorders. I.E A non autistic girl with BPD will have a fucked up life, but perhaps with counselling and meds can work a job. An autistic girl with BPD lacks the social prowess to manipulate others, and so she pathetically tries to get attention by screeching/flailing 24/7 until death. I've only got a diagnosis on the basis of sensory problems really as well as compulsive thinking tendencies, SPD isn't really seen as it's own disorder yet.

>>38828730
>>Have nipple (or other similar) piercings [x] +5

...Why?

>Have cosplayed [x] +5 (+10 if you cosplay regularly)

Also why?

>>38828777
>>Have camwhored [x ] +5 (+10 if you've camwhored regularly)

Why?

>>Have had sex with a man you met online [+10 ] +10 (have had sex with multiple men you've met online +15)

Again: WHY?

number of points: 2

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>>38828969
> piercings
I have more than one piercing on each ear.
> cosplay
Used to cosplay because it allowed me to be someone other than myself. No where near as good as all the professionals who went to the same cons, though...

>>38818960

get the fuck out my board.

I will report you

>>38829146
Kind of messed up but I hope you get better, crazy whore.

>>38828969
>Again: WHY?

Because sex is fun. Why are you such a prude?

>>38829767
>Why are you such a prude?
Fuck off to lolcow, whore.

>>38827770
>what do you get out of it?
Sometimes it turns me on, other times it's just a matter of intrigue. /d/ is a fascinating place. I like to think of story concepts for fetishes I'm not even into sometimes.
I'd make a good hentai writer.

>>38829911
>Sometimes it turns me on

Would you ever try it IRL?

>>38829962
Already have with a good number of men.

>>38829962
Depends on what it is I'm trying, I guess.
>>38830400 isn't me, I'm actually a virgin because I never leave the house. and my current (and first) relationship is an LDR right now.

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>>38819685
I still think this should be pinned.

>Regularly play video games [x] +2
>Regularly watch anime [x] +3
>Have hair dyed an unnatural color [x] +5
>Have tattoos [ ] +5
>Have nipple (or other similar) piercings [ ] +5
>Own multiple sex toys [ ] +5
>Stream video games [ ] +5
>Have worn cat ears more than once [x] +5
>Have cosplayed [x] +5 (+10 if you cosplay regularly)
>Wear "lolita fashion" or some other type of "j-fashion" unironically [x] +5
>Have camwhored [ ] +5 (+10 if you've camwhored regularly)
>Bad relationship with father [maybe ] +5
>Regularly watching extreme porn [ ] +10
>Sexual abuse in past [ ] +10
>Have had sex with a man you met online [ ] +10 (have had sex with multiple men you've met online +15)


put an X on everything that is acceptable to me.

everything else, die

I'll do my gf
>Have hair dyed an unnatural color [ ] +5
>Have tattoos [ ] +5
>Have cosplayed [ ] +5
>Have camwhored [ ] +5
>Bad relationship with father [ ] +5
25

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>Vidya
>Animu
>Tattoos
I thought I'd get more than ten points to bee honest.

>>38818960
>fembot
>leaving the house or cosplaying in general
>camwhoring
none of this is fembot shit, this is roastie tier garbage.

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+2 tbqh

I'm here because I like memes

>>38831442
you know this is a board for miserable loners right

>>38823621

thats a nice cade, you're forgiven

>>38818960
who is this girl?
oreganoiooi

>>38818960
>Fembot
Oxymoron.

literally zero points. I'm pretty straight-laced. you should have made a 50-point option with "are you mentally ill"

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>>38818960
>55
Wowwee I guess I am a memeslut

>>38818960

whos that girl, is she a camwhore?