ITT: Post the most outrageous bans you've ever gotten

I got banned for one month for "Pedo bullshit" for arguing about stuff that is discussed here over and over again. It obviously happened because the guy I was disagreeing with was a mod, and a moral fag at one.

I was a little butthurt but actually I felt bad knowing there's someone so pathetic that would become a mod to ban people that disagrees with him.

I've been banned for 'trolling' once, when I made fun of some tripfag occultist on /x/. Turned out he was a janitor.

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I'm currently banned from /tv/ for excessive Daisyposting.

i was banned after asking who was /tv/s favorite actor on cnn. this was after the veritas links

I got permabanned for "Idiot Pedophile", twice.

>>38809364
>>38809451
PEDOS GTFO

>>38808913
No suprise this thread is full of pedos already

mistaken identity or IP range bans that affected me.
i got banned for posting some offtopic troll pic on some board, the pic isn't even on my hard drive and the board is a board i don't even go on, it was /a/ or some shit
4chan is bullshit sometimes, the captchas are bullshit all the time.
it's obvious that the captcha is an ad revenue scheme.

>>38809522
>ad revenue scheme.
>ad revenue
>captcha
I don't think I have ever seen an ad in my captcha.

>>38808913
Got banned for five? days or so on /k/ for asking about what the best type of gun for suicide would be
They posted the hotline's number and I responded with "I'm still alive nigga" was pretty dope

>>38808913
"Replying to a thread celebrating a fucking mass murderer"

I got banned for rat posting on /g/ and got desktop threads banned

I said Islam was cancer and got a warning for racism

>>38808913
"GIT FUCKT NERD."
"Why?"
"Succ."
"cuck'x4
"now pretend you're actually dead."
"stop telling her i'm closet gay"

I miss old 4chan.

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some anon asked what to do about his whore gf
I told him to try hitting her and got a 3 day ban for /b/ tier shit

>>38809364
>>38809451
These are dumb, especially if you're just arguing and not posting pictures of children. And then they leave Child Pornography on /v/ up for more than 5 minutes.

>>38809546
no i mean they're clickbait. they're getting paid everytime someone completes one. why else would they be so elaborate?

>>38808913
I have a dynamic IP and once I got an IP that was banned back in 2007
Attached it to my post and then I got banned for ban evasion
Mods are stupid

usually get banned for posting sexual shit or traps on /d2g/
my favourite is the black chyna crap

>>38808913
I got banned from /k/ for posting something political.

>meanwhile some guy posted nsfw material on /k/ and his thread stayed up for like 7 hours

>>38809614
I was there you cunt

Don't kys with a gun

Got banned on /b/ for 3 weeks for saying "can i get some porn of 404 girl?"

I miss the old 4chan

Last year I posted a suggestive drawing of Vanellope from Wreck-It Ralph on /co/ and got a 90 day ban for being an "idiot pedophile." I guess I deserve it for posting on /co/mblr in the first place.

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>>38808913
I haven't got banned in quite a while

>>38809701
Jesus christ, what board was this?

I got banned once for "participating in an avatarfagging bait thread" or something like that. They didn't even link me to the offending post I made.

>>38809980
I thought rule 6 was a joke

I got banned for posting pictures of indoors on /out/

I got banned for "off topic posting" because I was talking to someone about the elction, in /news/, in a thread about the election (this was like a month after). Pretty weenie t b h.
>>38809980
>namefag
Eh kinda deserved it there. Like painting yourself red and then running through the streets naked.

It was a thread about "the most fucked up illegal thing you ever did".
So I posted what was the most illegal thing i ever did. And got permanently banned for "talking about things there are illegal according to US law".
The false moralism exasperates me to this day.

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>>38808913
Got banned for like a month for spamming on r9k, not even sure what i was spamming

>>38810146
Now I'm curious. What was the most illegal thing you ever did?

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I've been banned for posting this image in a thread on /v/ and saying Wolf is the best character in Star Fox.

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This is the worst ban I've ever gotten.

Banned from /tv/ for posting
">girlfriend
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
*i move away from the mic to breathe in*
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH"

Reasons was that they want quality posts, meanwhile a pickle rick and sneeds feed and seed thread were up

>>38810212
Well wouldn't saying it get me banned again, would it?

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/po/ has slowest mods.

>>38810300
Say it in an ironic fashion

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I've got a bunch but this was the first one I saw in the folder. Got banned from all board for posting "NSFW". It was a gif of a dude swing dancing with a dog and then throwing it off screen.

>>38810078
you get banned for it if your post is really REALLY low quality. that's the only reason I've gotten banned for nowadays. when I'm drunk I like to reply to threads with posts that barely make any sense, because I think it's funny, while in reality it's actually cringe worthy.

the funny thing is, I also get mad when someone posts in a similar fashion.

>>38809522
Same thing happened to me and it was /a/ as well, it's bullshit I don't even use that board. The ban lasted for a day so I didn't really feel to email the team.

>>38810436
ls doggo ok?

>>38810495
It probably developed a mistrust of cowboys. I wouldn't call that being ok.

>>38810344
Well I absolutely did not come across with an older guy who was a pedophile and also a computer illiterate. He never asked me for cp. I didn't downloaded it and sold it to him in a cd that he could play on the dvd, the limit of his technological knowledge. As this never happened, the guy certainly did not told some pedo friends about the endeavor, friends which did not sought my services for a similar purchase. I absolutely never offered them more content, and on later days, I was vehemently not selling this content to a bunch of dumb pedos who couldn't find it by themselves. As nothing of this ever occurred, I categorically did not make over 3 thousand bucks (from my national currency of course) with such commercial trading. As this never begun in the first place, I positively did not stop it when one of them was arrested with it, and I consistently didn't shat my pants in fear of the outcome. Luckily it was never traced back to me, after all, none of this ever happened. It's merely an artistic work of fiction.

>>38808913
reported a picture that DEFINITELY looked like jailbait.

Got banned for it.

Mods can go heck themselves.

>>38810577
wow, I totally ironically don't undestand why you got banned!

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As far as I know I have only been banned twice.
About 4 years ago I said I was 11 as a joke in /lit/ and got hit with a month for being underage.
And a few days ago I posted pic related to derail a shit thread on /mu/ and got banned for shitposting for a day.

>>38808913
I once got banned for the "I seriously hope you guys don't do this" meme back in 2012.

>>38809364
>>38809451
Good. Keep that shit on /tv/.

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>>38810377
>>38810436
>animal abuse is funny
just so there's no confusion, you have very limited potential worth as a human being. without any functioning empathy response you are, at best, a hazard to society. you would be best suited to a career which either isolates you for long periods of time (work on an offshore oil rig) or a career in which your lack of empathy is actually an asset (armed forces).

though really probably the safest result for humanity is if you just take your own life.

I made a thread on /a/ to discuss an article I found through MAL, it became a shitposting shitstorm that got me banned for "off topic", despite it being exclusively anime-related. Lasted a week.

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I post this on /lit/ every few months just for fun
I've been banned from there at least 5 times

>>38810324
You would've been banned from just /po/ if your post didn't end in a 0 I promise that

I got banned for being underaged once because I managed to mistype 23 as 13 and another time because I mistakenly posted a shit-tier image in /wg/.

>>38810762
please post that pic. I need to do the same thing.

>>38809409
>big forehead
>ugly smile
>SHITTY actor
>legitimately dumb
Worstgirl confirmed

>>38809708
>old 4chan
>using the term cuck
If you came here during gamergate don't pretend to be an oldfig

>>38810706
You're lucky, I've seen someone post "I'm 15" and get banned for 3 years.

There was a time where images would occasionally get switched across different posts if they were posted at the exact same time or something
I posted some relevant image on a blue board and it got switched with a blowjob gif, got a week ban and explained it in the appeal but never got a response

I've also gotten multiple "false report" ones for reporting /soc/ faggotry on /mu/
That board is irredeemable

>>38810436
kek wtf orrg

>>38810856
Christ I rememebr that bullshit, it was always a problem. Then you couldn't even upload what you meant to because there used to be a bar on identical images being up at the same time.

>>38809746
>I told him to try hitting her and got a 3 day ban
That would literally solve his problem though, wtf

>>38809866
That's what guns are for tho

>>38809522
I can't ever post from my phone at work because I'm IP banned 99% of the time.

>>38810887
>bar on identical images being up at the same time.

Fuck I remember that
How did I even manage with that shit

i got banned for being 11 yesterday

Sometimes if it's a Friday night and I don't have anything going on, I'll get drunk and madly shitpost on /tv/ all night, like really incoherent cuckolding and Party Rock type stuff, plus arguing with myself and acting genuinely retarded during actual conversations
It's worth the weak 3 days they throw at me

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i wonder who could be behind this thread...https://www.google.com/recaptcha/api2/payload?c=03AJz9lvRiHTt9PDSWRveWGOd_XHwS07MR259axduWBhAlWHPZFFfvZc9jblcVqu8weOp-aOOzMn-BY-RAxXQGToIrtS95hb3TYXfyaLuVAuDliKPUdFsT_LEgHpta8JVxG9Ugau3HMVy_c0o0PWuu07pt0Dq7Ba0FoFKMWGDE3wXgl8x1bjvoTgcOcqQm8iU_NsOQF-ILy6LKinwcNU4TDmZWacleri1avnzBuxJZd9GhPI0pPJVnoB7_1_FXfASZTflvfuaFUJPb9NdSjX34oeHjvBaNZNk7CghExtPsS8wbn0BbMKlTu_u92mN3z4XP-C9e0dwoTZ4AGFtOAVrty6T2VNnHVIDYrYB7sHhpGmyXsq3Aoa75-txAX8UJj3LCM9EvVGJHqna4gj292qpbfglyUc5knf7qHEV7RqManKSG7URNCF_h1bVinRRQgXdDj4UszziTnrpuTuYlOrNHijvIM32gdTc1Y5jz1PMzRq0Bl4NMwAiKo2pnKslgyaEpJLPu4raUDTC5VvJZw3BgeL8buq-VVk7NkIyBANUuuyEj17cERBX--lIdVyuBBmqUfQPb9jN5x406pJUsvxW9haZub11xp2nnJ6DPd9fuEaOtNKXtOFTQze7lyWyQvPMR2A0ArvIxOjBpApLHNjbW81UYZUGH9i6g1vfeixCuO8WuNiXk9pWZ7qkxda7Ch2tp6zSMG8Eu9ev50MEC8tPvcV8ZvntHIrNaShmuw4afvnTI1_S5LKSdFzuD2QCJKx-DrOP6UriiqE8jHzhIP04WE8RHLZ892ohnbpYnm7OaxBIm7x4LAlgui97dY-A9ZrOc0aVv73TbKuE9nV1PzVX1Idx5dV71l1SfM1TGzlc_F_ieZ-bQ70DqrKJWKfv5SAH5nCUE_upBFt5PldPG2aM_UTjEHvu3pYG25RPpS3IGvRKeGD2OeEtlguogveVMFh7AQY-UZOL0XTHvJN9HYiUiPcDAAUw4bE0sbGcIGlFE4UJlgCjg7fYeecGzGPL_wj_c2wFEBPod1KbpS3_LP224f-1tCC5Dvv3-svINrzwv2Oy_6YaX9fvs14R_-kFyndHoERzHC9D6PoTw6pzdCY9VDU_BH8D2tcMKASs-NLKcE3H19FOxpdKt_fBvU22djNviJTJwqN6sLM3iwyrvDERHKnyu5T7PbCYja515qEav5p-TQ9nJhTJoERstviIuoX-9uz1N02z8TNK-AmVRup6LqzgcndGBrtisNxhDzTiTqH6IFKxpt4Okb_V19d_k38BxRAd_Ev6_cwve&k=6Ldp2bsSAAAAAAJ5uyx_lx34lJeEpTLVkP5k04qc

>>38810953
That picture is hiIarious

>>38811030
New Jersey faggots gtfo

https://youtu.be/kPQT5abPiBU

>>38810762
Stay off our board you faggots.

>>38808913
Got perma banned for posting a very young looking japanese model girl
I've seen the picture of her posted here before

>>38810751
There's always a white knight normie getting triggered by animal abuse lol.

>>38809866
Only way I can do it without pussying out
After you pull the trigger it's over
Also don't worry I'll go to the middle of nowhere

>>38811184
Ban evading then, are we?

>>38808913
>banned for asking about a gun shroud on /k/
>banned for doing a spin on "haha i wonder what yoshi's eggs smell like"
>banned for saying i'll take any games anyone don't want after dumping like 12 humble codes during the holidays

meanwhile vidya girl threads are up constantly and i could scroll through /tv/ right now and literally over half of the threads on the first page are off-topic

Got beaned from /pol/ for asking when the gay holocaust was happening after the recent election

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>>38811396
>meanwhile vidya girl threads are up constantly
They're still vidya you faggot

>>38811371
No I live in a different country now

>>38811451
nah take it to /e/ or /h/
there's no vidya discussion just "wow that girl sucks this one is better"

>>38811482
>Moving to a different country to evade a ban

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Pretty sure one of the mods on /tv/ either has legitimate autism or hates when people use it as an insult.

>>38811504
>there's no vidya discussion just "wow that girl sucks this one is better"
This is an imageboard, vidya related images, provided they're not NSFW, can be posted there. Discussion of characters is still vidya related.

>>38810436
So longa gay Bowser!

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Not really a ban but still
>check out rules and faqs
>nothing about reddit

>>38810838
I think those were examples of why he misses old 4chan, you double niger

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>>38808913
>>38809364
>>38809383
>>38809409
>>38809437
>>38809451
>>38809614
>>38809615
>>38809680
>>38809701
>>38809708
retards
>ive never been banned because i f*ucking follow the rules, its not hard you edgelords

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I think the lefty mod was ousted

>>38808913
>banned for replying to a pedo thread, even though I didn't post anything provocative or advocate child molestation
>banned for replying to a roll thread, even though I didn't roll or participate in it
Both threads were cancer (I think the pedo thread got pretty bad) so I'm not really complaining. I'm all in favor of handing out thread-bans for shitty threads.

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I got banned because I insulted someone for asking a question that had been answered 10 times in the thread. I'm pretty sure it was a mod posting as anon and he got butthurt

>>38811600
You're probably correct, my mistake! While I may be a double niger I still appreciate those doubles you got.

Banned for posting perro caca on /sp/

>>38811600
You sound like a massive autist

Trolling /pol/. They're too sensitive

>>38810215
>jojo
I can see why you were banned.

If you post in the kpop general on /mu/ it's impossible to not get a 3 day bank at least once a month.

Some days mods just decide to enter the thread and ban a bunch of people at random

>>38811853
I'm actually famous in the /jojo/ threads thank you

>>38811608
you people are tedious and boring though i dont blame mods for trying to getting you to fuck off

for being stupid
kek

Mainly got ~3 day global bans for replying to raid threads on /b/.

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>triggered whities

>>38811964
Wow, race baiters actually get banned? Amazing find anon.

I think my only ban was for nsfw on /a/.

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>>38808913
I got insta-banned for "posting CP." I actually just posted a photo of a bunch of JAV idols at the beach.

I've also been insta-banned for posting the webm of the girl eating the still alive mouse.

>tfw got banned for posting dragon related shit in /dsg/

>>38809980
>blurring out the name
>not your fucking ip

>>38811882
Only jojo threads I see are full of snobby pricks dancing around saying "This is why people don't take you seriously." Or "This is why 4chan is dying, people actually like Jojo"

>>38811964
God so much shit would be purged and banned if global rule #3 were followed religiously instead of subjectively like this.

What a shit rule.

>>38812129
Well in the regular generals every poster there knows me and worships me.

>>38812045
>webm of the girl eating the still alive mouse
I love that. Do you know where I can find more of her?

I ended up getting b& for a few days because I was on /pol/ and I made a thread on how white people are the most cucked race.

lmao

>probably about 10 years ago
>tell two unrelated, not especially interesting, stories in two different threads
>get banned
>reason is something to the effect of "quit lying, asshat"
I don't even remember much about the posts. One was about a sleepover I went to as a kid but it's been so long I forget what the other one was.

>>38808913
I got banned for 3 days for asking if this black dude smoked crack and that's why he had disgusting titties

>>38808913
>dont post pictures of me
>permaban
what? why the fuck was this shit allowed? Mods are such cucks

I also got banned for making fun of communists on /pol/ they said I was trolling and it was /b/ tier content

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bannu banu

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>>38808913
You posted THIS?

>>38809980
The pic must have triggered an atheist.

this one right here senpai

>>38812206
I wish I did, she can't be a slut who only has that video. She must have more

>>38810436
Asians pls go

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>>38808913
when i get banned at least one thing calms me - they do it for free

I once got my entire dorm permabanned because I got a ban from /v/ which was the 45th ban on the shared IP, which automatically upgrades it to a permaban.

I imagine the butthurt exists to this day.

Posting tfw no gf threads on fit

Also acusing too many people of being reddit

>>38812206
>Do you know where I can find more of her?
her name is Simone, and she killed herself. I'm sure you're smart enough to be able to find more of her.

>>38812433
>not getting your school rangebanned

>>38812444
>she killed herself
When? Why?

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>>38811882
>>38812129
>>38812186
You're not famous Naranciafag, stay out please.

>>38812463
Yes I am fucker my phantom extends even across boards.

>>38812433

>To think of all those bots who's only comfort was this site

Sometimes when I use my phone to post at home it says I'm banned for posting cp even though I'm not into that degenerate shit. Possibly someone in my area posting it?

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>>38812484
Nobody's been caring about you for months now. Not even your copyfags get (You)s anymore. You're dead, and you must stay away from /a/ forever.

My weirdest ban was when wrestling got moved from /sp/ to /asp/
I really wanted to stay on based /sp/ so I made fun of the mods all the time and eventually they got so mad that they stickied my thread shitting on them for a few hours and banned me for 3 days

>>38812460
family members and people she knew in real life saw the videos, iirc. I don't know much of her personal life, but she killed herself, and I'm sure it was because of that. There are more videos of her swallowing small mice. Which, I'm not sure if it's illegal, because those mice are used to feed snakes, so they are items more than pets. But most porn sites still don't like content that is in the "grey area".

Then there is this other crazy bitch, Alice, that actually inserted one of a small mice in her asshole. And she's still alive, she just dissappeard from all online presence. And a lot of her videos are lost. A lot of them used to be in a porn site called "livefetish", but page got taken down because people used to post a lot of "hardcrush". And almost no one saved all the Alice videos that were in that site.

Don't ask me how I know all this.

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not mine but still funny nonetheless seeing a mod get booted

>>38808913
I was once banned for "being a moron"
I posted a thread on /v/ asking if a game would localized.
The mods are worse than the users. Power tripping morons.

>>38812682
>termination
they make it sound like they're getting paid

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>>38808913
I was permabanned for being "terminally retarded".

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My bro's. Rly makes u think

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>>38812682
>that reason

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I got banned from /vg/ for asking about a love love doujin

>>38812785
I was under the impression that mods were, in fact, being paid and it was the janitors who did it for free.

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>>38812945
mods pretty much count anything as doxxing
I remember I tried to organize a group to make a flag on pxls.space (one of those paint-one-pixel-at-a-time sites) on top of another group's flag, got banned for 2 weeks

>>38812945
it doesn't. Your "brother" very clearly said he wanted to gather personal info on people. Thus breaking the rule. It doesn't matter if it was pedos or nor

>>38808913
I was permantly banned by some butthurt mod on /tv/ for using "cumskin"

You fuckers always go on about how it's a "bad insult" and yet get triggered as fuck over it.

Fuck cumskins.

>>38812945
>moralfag trying to organize an anime image board lynch mob

lmao

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I got b& from /r9k/ for stating that video games are for children.

I still stand by that statement

Got banned from /v/ for being the first to post a thread about Boogies wife separating from him kek. It was only three days though so it was worth it for the (you)'s.

>>38813076
I reported you and hope I get banned for announcing report.

>>38813076
anime is for children. video games are for grown men.

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>>38813068
>Limp-dicked nigger with the IQ of a pineapple

Fucking kek anon

>>38813068
yer muh hero

>>38813097
both are for children, you cum-swilling reprobate.

>>38808913
I got permabanned on a different IP years ago. There was a discussion of chicken pox. I posted an almost naked baby with chicken pox and got banned for posting CP.

>>38808913
got ip banned for pedo stuff. only happens when my phone gets a certain ip. im guessing some guy posted pedo stuff and my cell provider recycled the ip and i got it.

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Got banned for not having played FF8.

Some mod had some song from FF8 playing on /v/ and I asked in a thread what song it was and I got banned.

To be fair the ban was lifted after 5 minutes so I was just the butt end of a joke, but mods used to be opinionated asshats back then.

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>>38813198
>muh obvious shitposting /pol/bait thread got deleted
>mods are leftist cucks

got banned on /sp/ for arguing that Peyton had a bigger legacy than Brady
hours latter the Broncos beat the Patriots on their way to a Superbowl title

I once got banned. My brother was pretty upset. He called me over, pointed to the screen, and asked if I had anything to do with this. It was for posting in a CP thread. I think I had cussed them out or something because it was a really terrible picture that was posted. I dunno', I think he appealed it. How? I don't know. I imagine he appealed with something along the lines of, "My retarded sibling, who I introduced to 4chan, doesn't know how the report option works." This was a very long time ago.

>ITT: people just posting their lame template message bans

>>38813360
what? Template message ban?

>>38813375
the ban message is just a quote of one rule, good bans have custom messages

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This got me banned from /p/ last year

Some anon was dumping pics of some coon Cajun festival he attended

I got banned once for putting my dick in a toaster

See that hug your family thread? Some cuck thinks it's a "get" thread. Funny, never seen a "roll for number of push-ups" or "roll for your roommate" thread deleted despite it being the exact same concept.

>>38813410
oh yeah and you complained on /qa/, stil butthurt i see. kys

>>38813422
Those threads are full of pedos

>>38809752
By completing captchas we're helping whatever machine google is cooking up to learn

>>38813462
Do you have any evidence to back up that claim? Afaik there's only one pedo and he gets shooed away anytime someone recognizes him.

>>38812522
More like someone in your home.

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I've been accumulating dozens of bans over time to expose the mods on /co/ for trying to craft a pro-DC narrative.

>>38810762
That's hilarious. I needed that laugh, thanks.

>>38812045

I want the sauce of that pic.

>>38809409

who is oral whoral

>>38813605

> capeshit
> trying to banter about how much they sold with pie charts like a kid trying to argue that sega genesis has blast processing

>>38809364
i got banned for the same shit on /mu/ for saying bjork is better than grimes

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I think I've only gotten banned on /v/ twice. The one time was for porn, and the other was declaring that if the world was ending I would "go on 4chan and post CP, but it wouldn't be deleted because all of the faggot ass mods would be with their families or some gay ass shit."

One time on /b/ I said I was 16 as a joke and got a 3 month. Got it repealed though.

>>38808913
Permabanned for getting banned too many times

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>>38808913
I got warned for shitposting too hard
the statment was my post was "low quality" forgot to take a screenshot

Just got off of a ban where i was posting NTSFW stuff on blue boards. But that was just me being stupid

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>>38812682
>opinionated mod gets their just desserts
my justice boner is diamonds right now

>>38808913
I got a quintuple ban once, all of them were 1 day bans so I guess the mod was throttling my IP until they can permaban me for too many bans.

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Got banned for calling Rebecca Chambers a trap.

>>38809383
was it thoth?

>>38809701
Was it not born in June?

I was once banned for banevading even though this was the first time I got banned.

I was too lazy to appeal it though since I rarely post anyway.

they have never banned me

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>>38812097
>GODDAMNIT, SULLIVAN! HE HAS HIS IP! HE'S A WALKING CYBERGOD, HE CAN DO ANYTHING NOW!

i no luts bout cumpooter nittwerking

>>38808913
Got banned earlier today from /vg/ for posting about FFIV in Final Fantasy general. The ban was for "off-topic". It happens every so often since it's obviously impossible for mods or janitors to understand every video game reference for every game so they probably just thought what I was talking about had nothing to do with FF.

>>38809409
>Daisyposting
Daisy's Destruction?

>>38810706
I got banned for replying to a reply to this post with like 30+ repliea

I did it for you mummy

>>38813096
Dont worry anon, i will report you so you get banned

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>>38808913
cool kids like me have never been banned

>>38809364
>Got banned for being a child diddler
>Expects sympathy
You're the worst person on Earth and I hope you kill yourself soon.

>>38808913
Mine's not on 4chan but a rather cancerous mlp centered chan. I called a mod a faggot and told a femnazi to kill herself. Banned for a few days and appealed with a link to tubgirl, supposedly triggering the mod into a panic attack and into quitting the site. Been banned since 2011 with no reason listed and no option to appeal but quite honestly I didn't lose on anything and got a good chuckle out of the sensitivity of these Internet babbies

I got banned once for bloxposting.
Ruslted my jimmies because LITERALLY EVERYBODY IN THIS BPARD DOES IT REEEEEEE

>>38812399
desu your ban is the only one that's not autistic. and i agree fuck all this bastardization of history. there were a few female soliders, there was a russian sniper team, and also the night witches. but they were an exception, not a norm.

>>38812682
What the fuck is a fire safety thread and how does it fuck over traps and gays?

>>38819425
I'm guessing it's soemthing like calling the fire department or cops on an LGBT meeting

>>38810754
/a/ has the worst moderation of any board

Got banned in /a/ for a brap post in an anime girl butt thread that was apparently not against the rules

>>38819425
Probably some sort of public awareness campaign concerning flaming faggots

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>>38808913
I didn't save it, but I got banned from /v/ for telling someone to shut up.

Also got a ban on /x/ for calling someone a nigger.

And pic related got me banned too.

>>38813873
that's beside the point retard, I made both threads. Anything positive for DC is left up even when it attacks Marvel. But the other way around and its instantly deleted.

>>38808913

i always used to get banned from /mu/ for shitposting and posting lewd things in grimes threads. i have since stopped going to /mu/.

I got banned for making one of these threads once.

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banned for posting an image of the character judy hopps from the walt disney animated movie zootopia
it wasn't even a lewd

>>38808913
Got banned for posting "spoilers" a few times on /tv/ when I was just making up stupid shit about GoT

Got banned for posting boobs on /a/ and some faggot posted about reporting me; they got banned as well.

I mean come on, boobs get posted on that board all the time that go over the mods heads.

Ban gets lifted Friday.

>>38820121
Who's boobs were they?

>>38808913
I got banned by BatMod once.

It was awesome, he even confirmed he exists, I did a whole thread trying to summon him. He's the hero >>>/r9k/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dork knight.

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>>38820139
An edit I've made from Dragon Ball Multiverse to make it "look" like Caulifla turned Super Saiyan 3.

Original
http://www.dragonball-multiverse.com/en/fanfic_hanasia_en/chapter-35.html#h_read

>>38820182
It's a blue board so I can understand why.

I posted Chris Chan's home address after insinuating I was a pedophile and invited agitated parties to come and fight me IRL. Got a month ban for doxing. I kind of figured CWC was public domain, but apparently that is not the case.

>Your post contained a banned URL

My post in fact contained no URL.

>>38819932
Somebody thought her thighs were a little too suggestive.

I've been banned at least 10 times for Baneposting

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I got banned for requesting anime recommendations on /a/

Also got banned for jojo posting which is oretty much every time I post.

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>>38820285
That won't happen if you Shaneposted.

>>38810762
Fucking hell, I can't stop laughing at this.

>>38810953
That dick looks like a fucking nerd with severe overbite.

>>38813339
This has to be the most outrageous things I've read so far.

/thread

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Got banned from posting this little fella on 4chan.

>>38820397
Thanks faggot, now the FBI will be after me!

I once got banned for calling moot a colossal faggot during an AMA on >>>/q/

I miss that fag.

>>38810215
its because you were nonstop spamming naracia you fuck

>>38819425
>trannies and fags set up "art spaces" in old warehouses and other buildings
>call them "DIY spaces"
>have hipster fag gatherings in them
>sometimes live in them
>they inevitably violate the fire code
>/pol/ reports them to the fire marshal and they get shut down

I got banned off jp for posting a snake cloaca in the monster girl thread, it was my fault for being a newfag but got a 3 day ban.

>>38811522
thought this was a specific reference then I realized it was a joke fucking funny though

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>>38820541
>wtf.psd

>>38812097
I love when fucking idiots think IPs matter

Hey mods

Get FUCKED!!!

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>>38809980
Nice IP and thanks for blocking out the "Anonymous" part.

>>38820739
name one thing that can be done with an IP you script kiddie

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>>38813068
You're fucking god himself anon

>>38820700
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST.)
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST.)
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST.)
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST.)
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST.)

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>>38820754
look him up and shit in mailbox

>>38820787
you can't get his address from his IP you stupid cunt

>>38808913
Got banned for getting dubs once

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>>38820797
i can, motherfucker. cuz i use my brains and tools.
you can't cuz u pack lunchboxes for a slavewage. and don't know shit about computers.
so shut the fuck up nigger asshole.

>>38820838
I'm a freelance developer and have made pentesting tools, the only way an IP leads to an address is with a personal information request from the police (inb4 I pretend to be da police) they require a formal warrant sent from a verified source and a physical visit fro mthe investigating officer having someones IP is fucking worthless, nothing can really be done with it other than the person losing their internet for 5-10 minutes

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>>38819762
One of the /v/ mods REALLY hates seeing feet for any reason. I've been banned for making posts even alluding to depictions of feet 3 times now.

>>38820922
Must be suppressing their foot fetish.

>>38820810

i got banned once for "responding to a roulette derail" or something like that.

>>38808913
Didn't save it but got banned for getting quints but saying quads. They said I was terminal retarded.

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>>38820884
go pack a lunchbox you autistic liar.

>>38809492
>Why do these moralfags ban us just for advocating for the destruction of childrens lives just so we can bust a fat nut

They're the worst kind of person, it's hard to think of someone worse.

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>>38821015
ok get my address then, or do anything to me
>inb4 some generic excuse

>>38821069
i could fuck you up, but i am 100000 km away in india so i cant come to your home to bust your fucking yellow teeth in you filthy UK nigger.

but if i could i would. i know where you live now 'wanker'

>>38821112
where do I live? go ahead, be specific also wow you used a generic excuse what a fucking shocker

>>38821112
DESIGNATED
[Spoiler]ORIGINAL[/spoiler]
SHITTING
STREETS

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>>38821129
i found your adress, but i wont post it online you dumb faggot, cuz i dont want to put you in danger. you better be more carefull with your IP. there might be more hackers like me here. let this be a lesson for you, i am out.

gooybye!

>>38821181
alright post my house number, not my street, then im in no danger oh wait you won't because you don't fucking know it

>>38821157
???
>>38821188
why should the master prove himself to the rookie? the fact that you can't extract shit from an IP adress doesn't mean that no one can

>>38821188
108

bloxville road

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>>38821238
FUCK

What are you gonna do now?

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>>38821255
dunno, just posted what the LOST numbers add up to

>>38821220
oh man another excuse
>>38821238
this is your first post in the thread

Someone find my location from my ip now X3
66.249.79.90

>>38821296
it sure was, detective

>>38808913
24 hour ban for referencing EncylopediaDramatica during GameGate
fucking mootcuckmods

>>38811603
Lol, what kind of boring faggot follows the rules on 4chan? Sometimes shitposting and spamming are necessary for the keks. I bet you are the kind of person who freaks out when people drive 26 mph in a 25 zone.

>>38821112
>India
DESIGNATED

>>38821363
i dont get this designated joke? like in designated land?

>>38821343
Zaiger and oddguy are faggots.

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>>38821255

>HOLY FUCK, IM GOING THERE RIGHT NOW AND IM GOING SHOT ANON IN THE FUCKING HEAD BECAUSE I KNOW WHERE HE LIVES

>>38821255
poop in mailbox

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I got banned from /r9k/ for 3 days for "promoting pedophilia" because I said teenage girls were attractive.

4chan moderation and its policies are absolute trash

Case in point, just by saying that sentence, i'm probably going to get banned for breaking rule 8 if someone decides to report this post.
>Complaining about 4chan (its policies, moderation, etc) on the imageboards may result in post deletion and a ban.

>>38821434
Not what I was expecting.

Are you ordering pizzas or giving my address away to scammers?

>>38821416
funny thing, i was responding to a creationist thread and referencing ED for stuff like the crocoduck, hippolion, rabbitwalrus, etc.

if the mods had read the thread, rather than blacklisting ED, they would have seen that there was nothing in my post even vaguely related to GG

cucks

>>38809522
I hate that shit. It scared me to death years ago when my IP would switch and I'd see a banned for CP screen when trying to post. I swear the mods just randomly ban some IP's for that just to spook people for fun.

>>38821385
HeIlo, newfag

>>38818730
the whois actually shows phone number and address but k

i got banned for ironically saying "i'm 13 and i cringe at everything xD"

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I was once kicked from the 4chan IRC. It's a wonderful place. Highly recommended.

>>38810258
Inconsistent moderation is the worst, happens on /v/ all the time, mods delete a legitimate hentai game discussion vidya thread becuase they are newfag SJW's and it triggers them, meanwhile e-celeb shit with a twitter screencap stays up for hours at the same time

>>38819577
No, /v/ is worse

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last major ban I got was a 30 day for this.
most recent was a 3 day ban for defending Kanye West on /r9k/

>>38820204
Not an argument, after nipple-mod fiasco Hiro allowed boobs and lewd NSFW if its from the anime/manga source itself at least.

That was during the time of Valkyrie Drive and that one mod constantly deleting those threads and webms people posted, like someone is going to take the time to censor a webm of an ecchi show just to not offend the mods sensibilities, it was retarded, I'm glad Hiro was reasonable and interfered with nipplemods reign.

>>38810762
4chan is so no fun allowed now, this retarded NSFW rule wasnt even enforced to this extent years ago, only a fool would browse 4chan at work anyways

>>38820299
Recommendation threads are not allowed on /a/ because it doesn't lead to meaningful discussion but that's an old tradition, really. More of a ritual than anything.

Nowadays, people have a lot of equally unproductive threads and I'm surprised after all these years, people still care about that one particular thing when they've let go of so many older customs and memes.

>>38822225
What board, also post those links pls, if you have it copypastad, I need more futa

>>38822313
it was in a porn thread on /v/
which is strange because after that post got deleted the thread and most of the other posts were still up including ones that posted blatant NSFW content instead of just links.

https://exhentai.org/g/1025066/65321dff9b/
https://exhentai.org/g/997549/43bc6fe4c0/
http://exhentai.org/g/548563/8b046b58e0/
http://exhentai.org/g/540809/5fefa96357/
http://exhentai.org/g/530549/716bd1035d/
http://exhentai.org/g/736476/eadb80cdc9/
http://exhentai.org/g/746077/ce17543a61/
http://exhentai.org/g/402292/c312138f64/
http://exhentai.org/g/721891/497ce02087/
http://exhentai.org/g/740619/4b34e6cc17/
http://exhentai.org/g/731804/7d5699406c/
http://exhentai.org/g/599700/fcfa5dbbb2/
http://exhentai.org/g/599125/0f7e0335e8/
http://exhentai.org/g/553025/02fcf6b706/
https://exhentai.org/g/992008/e511c2413e/
https://exhentai.org/g/974942/5c6957dab2/
https://exhentai.org/g/971461/2e8c6c58a1/
https://exhentai.org/g/958721/117a0c89c0/
https://exhentai.org/g/955780/0d8dfb3fd2/
https://exhentai.org/g/952905/1bf5aa299b/
https://exhentai.org/g/949329/341eba285f/
https://exhentai.org/g/947004/5deff77728/
https://exhentai.org/g/944883/36cb52cf0d/
https://exhentai.org/g/941129/604be1c229/
https://exhentai.org/g/934326/fb73e5cb10/
https://exhentai.org/g/929602/a4f3c8150e/
https://exhentai.org/g/929604/db763740c3/
https://exhentai.org/g/925994/4254cc3d80/
https://exhentai.org/g/919612/1dd3660c4d/
https://exhentai.org/g/911785/000789854d/
https://exhentai.org/g/901812/76f7c10a34/
https://exhentai.org/g/900058/977d813f0d/
https://exhentai.org/g/891307/f00be4af97/
https://exhentai.org/g/874468/1fb998f29c/
https://exhentai.org/g/857422/5b3d2c2f67/
https://exhentai.org/g/854411/7436af316b/
https://exhentai.org/g/853547/da16cebdc7/
https://exhentai.org/g/846585/c8688d7be4/
https://exhentai.org/g/841063/c0bd8aa096/
https://exhentai.org/g/836199/6732321ea3/
https://exhentai.org/g/796791/f6296f13c7/
https://exhentai.org/g/791145/37e982c70d/

>>38822350
https://exhentai.org/g/785163/b7db9e5851/
https://exhentai.org/g/783859/b565679dcf/
https://exhentai.org/g/751965/3b0e4fc9d5/
https://exhentai.org/g/727520/53a57651a1/
https://exhentai.org/g/702112/060ed5a108/
https://exhentai.org/g/701991/0db6d1540b/
https://exhentai.org/g/700204/dd40e13b36/
https://exhentai.org/g/666656/6449ff3c65/
https://exhentai.org/g/625420/1000ad44fa/
https://exhentai.org/g/599125/0f7e0335e8/
https://exhentai.org/g/561840/fb05cc6c78/
https://exhentai.org/g/372488/e880a8f8fa/
https://exhentai.org/g/335018/6fb618b036/
https://exhentai.org/g/313501/3b1a24308d/
https://exhentai.org/g/129815/9dfa9b8815/
https://exhentai.org/g/1023201/e1f1b79d7c/
https://exhentai.org/g/989625/74f97cacdd/
https://exhentai.org/g/988863/459bc34bf8/
https://exhentai.org/g/934026/923b90812f/
https://exhentai.org/g/851367/1dd3717bb0/
https://exhentai.org/g/811436/d064f47995/
https://exhentai.org/g/981971/9b99cd4c2d/
https://exhentai.org/g/1054126/d01b70115f/
https://exhentai.org/g/1085507/5585cd1154/

>>38822350
That explains it /v/ mods/jans are a fucking wildcard, its the board with the most inconsistent and incompotent moderation I've seen. At the same time its also the most shitposted on and constantly porn spammed board as you can see if you browse offsite archives of deleted threads.

>>38822383
By porn spammed I mean that fucking BLACKED spammer, and other 3DPD shit

I got drunk and decided to get permab&. I flooded out /b/ with pictures of Arnold Schwarzenegger, posted sports images in /y/ with gay comments, posted cocks all over /k/ pretending they were guns, called everyone's taste in anime trash on /a/ with pictures from DBZ and posted furry porn in /s/. It was great.
The ban was for calling Rozen Maiden trash.

got banned for posting a dog fucking a girl on this board

not sure why
this is a NSFW board there shouldn't be an issue

>>38811603
that wouldn't have saved you from snax

I made a thread here with some pic and immediately got banned for CP. I went on IRC and complained about it. Argued with one of the fags there and he kicked me from IRC but the ban was raised so whatever.

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>>38809522
This. I'm having to post from my phone because I keep getting auto banned for "vpn/proxy exit node" but I'm not using any vpn or proxy and my IP looks exactly the way it's supposed to.

The mods accepted my first two appeals when this happened and on the third one rejected. The ban is one month. Fucking retarded.

i was banned for a week for "posting in a teen thread" on /b/

>>38822563
Bestiality is against the rules, your ban was justified.

>>38823020
>Bestiality is against the rules, your ban was justified.
I didn't know

but why though?
I mean it doesn't break the law

I got banned a while ago ( like a few years ago) for posting that gif of a mouse getting castrated as well.

Is animal abuse / torture / gore also against the rules?

>>38823062
Go and read the rules if you're so curious.