ITT: Robot foods I'll start

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more Australian NEET delicacies

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>pizza rolls
>hot pockets
>Tyson breaded chicken
>mozzarella sticks

Vegan jam donuts

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>>38726207
These are objectively bad and overpriced but I enjoy them.

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These were the greatest microwavable burgers to ever be made hands down

>>38726246
what a cute helper

>saved

>>38726294
Oh god I know these, I ate these when I was on school holidays. I'm probably going to get cancer and the reason is because I ate everything ITT

They're usually beyond warm, the bun crusty, soggy and hard but I still ate them every day

Americans should post more of their food, I've had everything here but I'm interested in what burgers gather from their freezers

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don't expect anyone to relate but i live on pic related

Whatever mummy makes.

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this is all I cook if i'm not making toast
>for 1

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>>38726605
Does mummy stay hom and make you goodies?

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INGHAM ONLY

DISGUSTING GENERIC BRANDS OUT

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>>38726195
>>38726207
>>38726294
Oh shit I fucking love these

>>38726195
Basically any pre-packaged thing in the frozen aisle. TV Dinners, chicken nuggets, frozen pizzas, pizza rolls, etc. etc.

>>38726634
the honey soy ones are FUCKING SHIT

>>38726640
w-wanna be friends?

>>38726655
They're objectively the best desu please off yourself if you think otherwise

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>"MUUUUUUUUUUUUMM GET ME SOME FUCKING SNACKS"
>"Here we are honey"

Does /r9k/ approve?

>>38726660
sweet chilli only

the crunchy balls are the best part

>>38726672
That and tim tams

>>38726677
stick to facebook, clive

>>38726688
>he doesn't slam tim tams
Bruh

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>>38726677
>double coat
>bite one half
>put half in hot choccy

this is known to normies as the tim tam slam, right?

>>38726694
everyone loves timtams, but no man loves them more than clive palmer

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hammie helpies for me, always eat the whole box in a night. they don't make it like they used to though.

>>38726703
that seems like a lot of work
> buy hamburger
> brown it nicely
> stir in HH
what the fuck are you, Gordon Ramsey?

GOAT OF ALL BICCIES HERE CUNT

I DEMAND MUM TO BRING ME THESE WITH A CUPPA EVERY FUCKING NIGHT

>>38726712
I honestly can't believe you see it that way. I used to make way weirder shit in my earlier NEET days, like rice pilaf with a can of tuna or chopped up smoked fish in it, or stew made with a bunch of vegetables and vinegar and shit

>>38726701
no

You must bite two opposite corners off of a tim tam and use it as a straw to drink the choccy. Once it starts to get soggy and loses its structural integrity, eat it.

>>38726725
umm no
caramel crowns>mint slice>royals

>>38726775
Objectively incorrect

royals>caramel crowns>monte carlos>>>>mint slice

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How has no one posted this yet?

This is the best NEET food, easily microwavable and can add as many packets as possible

>>38726804
>add as many packets as possible
I microwaved 4 packets at once one time

>>38726755
This right here. This is how you know someone is a true blue Aussie cunt. Also tastes amazing with coffee. I'd make a coffee, and drink the whole thing through tim tams; about a packet to each coffee. Once ate 11 packets in a row in less than 2hrs while playing WoW when I was younger.

>>38726804
> jesus. this mac and cheese is too difficult to make
> i wish they'd bring back the old EASY mac
sounds like a Brian Regan routine

>>38726755
This.

Fucking delicious

>>38726775
Muh niggah! Caramel crowns are the shit!
>>38726791
How does it feel to have such shit poor and objectively wrong taste? Must be a fuckin Victorian tranny

>>38726807
What was it like? Did you have to calculate the amount of sashes of cheese you would have to add to get the balance?

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>>38726810
>with coffee

>>38726820
>Must be a fuckin Victorian tranny
Nah cunt, Queenslander. Bet you're a blue. How's state of origin going for you?

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>>38726195
Eastern Euro Special, of course cheap russian instant noodles are really pop too if you got your own spices to make em spicy af

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>mfw only Australians are in here
>I can no longer post my American NEET foods because I'm scared of disgusting British reject-subhumans

>>38726869
Fuck off yank, our NEET food is the best NEET food. Who doesn't love a good ol microwavable meat pie?

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>>38726843
Yea nah get fucked m8, QLDer too; you're probably some poofta in the city
>>38726824
Have one in return
>>38726869
Just post 'em m8, food is food. Plus I order stuff from the states off my DnD group; tell me something they should send me, next delivery is in a week

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for the brits

>>38726881
>you're probably some poofta in the city
Nice try AFP, I live in Laidley.

>>38726877
IS IT BONELESS?
Idjwndjejsjdndjsk

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>>38726901
>lives right near me

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>why yes I do prefer royals to caramel crowns

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>>38726942
no it in fact, not

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>>38726195
these were very originally good desu

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>>38726947
Where do you live anon?

we could be friends

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>no maruchan instant ramen
The cheapest tastiest shit you can get.

>>38726886
>Beef and tomato
That is objectively the worst flavour.

>>38726942
Kill yourself you reddit faggot

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>>38726994
STOOOOOOOOOOOOPPP

STOP

STOP

STOP

THIS IS A THREAD OF PEACE

FUCKING STOP

>>38726967
I live in Esk, originally from Toowoomba; might be moving back there for Uni
not really close but closest anon I've met on here

>>38727047
>Esk
Do you know this restaurant that's on the main street? I think it's a cross with an art gallery or some shit.

>>38727068
The Nash one? Yea I walk past it at least once a week
also, Gatton is really close to you; I dated a girl LDR who was studying there.

>>38726810
Why would you have 11 packs of Tim tams sitting next to you you lying cunt.

>>38727095
That place has some good ass food

>dated a girl
what are you doing here?

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Red Baron pizzas all the way, especially the cheese classic crust ones.

>>38726886
I love all the cuck labeling on British food. Almost as gay as australians putting Australian made on everything.

>Inb4 "yea nah m8 cunt etc etc". Younger australians try waay too hard to sound Australian it's so cringey

>>38727139
>"yea nah m8 cunt etc etc"
>try waay too hard to sound Australian
This is unironically how most of us speak, though. I call my friends mate and cunt and say 'yea nah' without trying to sound Australian.

>>38727100
I was 18 and got my first ever big boy job. The IGA had a bunch of the lesser flavours (strawberry, caramel, white) on sale for $1 each as they were close to OoD. I bought them all. I had a bar fridge under my desk, a percolator on my desk and would pour in coffee, pour in milk, stir in caramel syrup and drink with tim tams. No wonder I was 130kg
>>38727104
I never go in there, worth eating
>LDR
>Never met irl
>she ghosted me after 2 months
I'm also kinda a cyborg.
>>38727139
See this >>38727157. I had a truckie customer who I'd call fat digger and he'd call chubby cunt. Good times

>>38726971
Pretty much what I have been consuming for the last three weeks

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A feast for British robots.

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beef teriyaki yakisoba is the fucking shit

>>38727291
I really want to eat your risotto anon. Looks so good.

>>38726877
I thought that these were discontinued.

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>>38726863
im sorry, but as an eastern euro, these are far superior, and come with their own dank ass sauce

>>38727375
you stupid nigger i was generalizing dumplings with that stock photo i hope your electricity short circuits in your old commie block and they are going to force refurbish the entire thing and force the bill on the residents, making them sell their apartments and move to the commie block across the street that doesnt get any sun EVER and is molding.

>>38726553

> were

are they no more?

>>38727474
I can't find them at woolies at all

>>38727291
bit watery

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>>38727645
Your body is going to be too watery when I dump your corpse into an acid bath you faggot

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>>38727710
Maybe you should channel that rage into making food that is actually edible.

>>38727780
What is wrong with my risotto? It's not fucking watery, that's how risotto is supposed to look like

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Basically British tendies.

>>38727820
Nah, I was just having a laugh. Does look watery compared to pics I see online though.

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>mfw I won't get to enjoy any of these tasty snacks because murrica
God damn you aussies and brits have some tasty looking shit, wish I could try it.

>>38727291
Omg your risotto looks amazing anon!!!

>>38727887
>Great majority of Aussies will never tim tam slam
I feel bad for you guys, it's an amazing feeling.

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>he actually deleted his watery risotto
Hey man, it wasn't that bad. You'll get there someday.

>>38726207
Holy fuck I've had theese. If you don't follow the instructions and leave it in the sleeve then it gets all soggy and shitty

>>38729821
Shit i meant take it out,time to kill myself out of shame.

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These aren't the best NEET food per se, but I fucking thought they were awesome when they were around

>>38729173
I actually didnt. I just came back to this thread and the risotto was taken down and I got warned for using "blox" to evade r9k filters, which is bs because everyone does it

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look at these fuckers, only available in egypt but DAMN do they look good

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I get like 10 of these and then just eat them over the course of the day.

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used to eat a few of these for dinner all the time

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>>38726195
>Pigs in a blanket
>Scooby-Doo
>"Puffy Dogs"
HOW HAS NO ONE MADE THE CONNECTION ITT

>>38727139
what is "cuck labelling"

>>38730107
I too am curious as to what "cuck labelling" entails.

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The patrician robot snack for when you were a child.

>>38730059
Iktf fellow poorfag

>>38730004
damn
those lucky kangz...

>>38730171
:(

I thought that was the point of the thread, cheap tasty things. Isn't that what NEET food is? Now I am sad.

>>38727887
Man fuck off. I live in Canada and we basically just get half the shit you guys have and whatever we don't have is replaced by sushi places or curry in a hurry.
I'd kill to have the selection of junk food America has over this meme country.

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i survive off this shit

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frozen pizza is pretty based desu

>>38730370
Believe it or not you actually have a snack item I've been trying to find in the states exclusively sold in your country that sells for $20 a bag. Lays Ketchup chips...otherwise your maplesyrup dog fucking country filled with brown people is pretty shit when it comes to just about anything.

>>38730389
what's the consistency like? is it like an uncooked hotdog?

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>>38730389
these things are like half my diet

>>38730481
Ketchup chips of any variety are a big fucking meme and are dogshit trash. I don't actually know anyone that unironically likes them.
I thought the got rid of them years ago too.

>>38730350
Don't be too sad anon. Maybe some day i'll be rich enough to afford real food.

>>38730607
They weren't for me but a friend who unironically likes dipping Lays chips in ketchup. I also think it's a disgusting meme but I thought of them one day and went to look if it was a thing and sure enough to get like a 6 pack of those overpriced memes was like $84 with shipping some real bullshit what the fuck does it even taste like does it even taste like ketchup. I remember the sriracha Lays chips were shit too so I wouldn't be surprised if they don't taste anything like Ketchup like the sriracha Lays.

This shit is unhealthy as fuck
No wonder you are all fat

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didnt realise how many aussies are on this board

>>38730702
>what the fuck does it even taste like does it even taste like ketchup
I honestly don't remember, they always came in those value packs with 5 different flavors back in the 90s when I was a kid. I always avoided eating them because they were gross. I imagine they just taste like regular chips with dehydrated ketchup dust peppered on them, because thats all they were. Just complete disappointments.
>6pack for $84
I tried ordering your whacky poptarts flavors and got similar pricing results.

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only for fat fucks like me

>>38726804
ayy who here /eat4packetsinasitting/ ?

Why the fuck can't anyone here actually cook a healthy meal?

Why do robots have to be shit at cooking? Or is it just the laziness and staying in the room behaviour?

>>38731161
i only cook on my 'weekend' when im not wageslaving.

>>38731161
can actually cook enough so thats its edible and wont make you a fat fuck

i allow myself a couple days a week where i eat and drink whatever the fuck i want

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Fucking $9/bag.

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>>38726195
THE CUNTS CHANGED THEIR SHAPE.
NOW I CANT ENJOY 300 OF SOMETHING.

>>38730812
>"what's the good word m8s?"

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>>38731161
I cooked this for dinner/breakfast at work. Kangaroo stirfry with garlic and a dash of teriyaki. Pretty tasty.

>>38731830
Looks decent BUT
>plastic container
>soy from the soy sauce
Enjoy your bitch tits bro

>>38731863
Thanks man, taste decent too
>bitch tits
Meh, I've already got gyno so no worries; I'll get the surgery when I hit my goal weight. Plus, nothing hitting chest hard won't cover up (for now)

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>>38731830
>Not cooking for yourself and learning how to make the highest quality foods.
Plebs

How fucking fat is this board?

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>>38731905
Its ok anon I got gyno too. I was genetically pre determined to not make it feelsbadman. The only time my chest looks good is when I have a chest pump or if my nipple get hard (idk why it dissapears when that happens, don't ask why)

>>38731966
I lost 30 pounds still eating the same "bad" shit I always do, just counting the calories instead of eating whenever the impulse hit me and leaving it to fate.

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>>38731947
You're a fuggin bleb.

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"Perfectly cooked" risotto made by RisottoFag is the answer

>>38731117
i eat this shit and i aint fat

>>38732033
Go fuck yourself and your risotto

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>>38732025
Another robot food, lentils. Piss easy to cook. And entire pot of 500g dry lentils has at least 4 portions. With egg and smoked meat.

>>38732058
Are you trying to say that the perfect risotto from our lord RisottoFag doesn't meet your food standards?

>>38731947
>that pic
Hnnnnng that looks so good. Yours?
This work food, I love my Thursday nights; I come home after training, cook a big juicy steak from m butcher (to rare), char-grill some greens tossed in oil and Cajun and a side of rice. I finish with homemade chocolate mouse. It's my treat for the week as I'm on point on the rest of it.
>>38731966
I used to be 130kg but I'm down to 87kg now.
>>38731974
My brother ;~; I'm the same way, keep going man it (mostly) disapears when you have a lower bf%; it wasn't even noticeable when I was 75kg and 9%bf.
>when my nipples get hard
Holy shit you too? It's because the skin gets pulled taut by the nipple retracting. It's why I rarely wear jumpers in the colder months so my chest actually looks normal...but then I get nipple poke. No winning desu
>>38732025
What's the yellow things? Bananas?
>>38732067
Lentils are GOAT especially with other beans and mince. Sucks I'm allergic to them and cause my throat to swell up

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>>38732189
It's potatoes.

Also cheapest meal that I managed to conjure.
Potato lumps (from potato dough mix for dumplings) with sugar, butter and poppy seeds. It is in the order of 20 cents per portion. Tough time being a poor student.

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>>38732189
Even when I was at a way lower body fat % when I was a dyel, I still had it and it was still extremely noticeable. I've had this shit for as long as I can remember and it pisses me off

Fried eggs are god tier.

>>38732446
Except on nasty ass risotto like >>38732033

How can I get eggs into my diet? they make me feel sick, the taste, the texture, the smell.. but I want dem amino acids.

>>38732429
Not trying to meme you man but chest exercises; push ups, incline bench, dips, chest flies...it really helped me. It should help you too
>>38732266
Ahhh yum! I haven't had potatos in ages, as I'm cutting. That looks interesting

>>38732049
k, want a cookie?

>>38732504
I've already do all of those, they didn't really help that much because I can still see my gyno through shirts. That's why I wear a undershirt and since it's so hot where I live, it's extremely uncomfortable

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just ate this with a packet of ketchup saved from burger king on it
and a banana and some dr pepper

$1.00 store brand from H-E-B in Texas

>>38731905
Why does that make it look normal though? :@

>>38732557
That sucks man. Are you planning on getting surgery? I used to wear hoodies EVERYWHERE to convince myself it was hidden
>>38732649
Because if you hit your upper pec and the muscles around it, it takes some of the focus away and you also tighten the skin by adding muscle.

>>38726195
>pre-packaged foods
>Not cooking your own
By odin, no wonder everyone here is so unhealthy. At least I cook myself!

>>38732693
Nope not any time soon, it's not bothering me THAT badly but I would like for it not to be there. And the funny thing is I wear always wear a hoodie everywhere too so it's hidden but it fucking sucks having to wear it when it's over 100 degrees outside and extremely humid

>>38727375
holy fuck me and my friend in high school used to boil a whole bag of these at a time and eat them while staying up all night playing video games

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Used to wait till my mom was asleep then microwave like 5 or 6 of these at a time to eat while I watched anime

>>38732705
STOP BEING AUTISTIC MOMMYY

>>38730028
I used to be jelous of the kids that had these in elementary school, but I now realize their parents didn't put in the effort to make them a lunch.

>>38733116
not them but I liked them

and your post is very true

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Best frozen pizza ever

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I unironically eat this daily

>>38733132
Kinda sad if you think about it. I feel like I took (and still take) my parents for granted.

>>38733199
cant tell if youre being serious or not

>>38733240
give them lots of hugs and kisses anon while calling "MOMMY, DADDY" when you were a kid

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Where my Soylent robots at?

>>38726195
SPAM
P
A
M

And spaghetti or noddles.

>>38733338
my dude, don't you get like Diarrhea ?

>>38733338
Redpill me on Soylent. Cooking is a pain in the ass and I don't really like eating.

>>38727824
Fried fish finger sarnie is the bomb.

>>38733370
For the first week it can be pretty rough, but your digestive system adjust really quickly.
>>38733398
One of the best decisions I've made. It feels like I get all the benefits of a healthy diet without the effort required. Even after just a few days of having it for one or two meals a day I felt way healthier and less lethargic. It's nice not having to worry about using groceries in time and budgeting is super easy since you can spend the exact same amount on every meal. Only downside is it tastes like trash but that's pretty easy to ignore when you can down an entire meal in like 15 seconds.

>>38733398
It's people, dude it's people

>>38733564
What's people? The solvent?

>>38733479
Do you eat anything else? Or is it all soylent?

>>38733597
Mostly soylent, I treat myself to eating out once or twice a week.

Soylent just invented in 2013. I'll wait for the 2025 to see if it damages a regular human or not.

Btw, Where I can get it? Europoor location

>>38733285
I unironically don't see the problem. Sometimes where I work some delivery guy comes in to buy dog biscuits and he eats them.

>>38732490

Get some sun warrior vegan protein powder anon and just chug it down.

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>>38730412
Shit yes. Imwhenever i walk to the store a grab a few of these bad boys.

Also, anybody like pic related? Its my current favorite brand of instant noodle.

>>38733999
GUys post morer robot foods

I want see more american foods

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>>38726960

Nigga, fucks with you!

>>38733999
Bro, put some Italian seasoning, garlic powder, and onion powder in there with the water. Trust me on this.

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>>38732459
>>38732033
>>38732058
>>38732183
Don't criticize someone's cooking when you have never made the dish
>inb4 i've made it before. Most of you haven't.

>>38734542
That sounds rad. I havent experimented with them very much yet beyond slashing up some bologna and tossing it in there.

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I guess I have to pickup a trip now because most people are going to repost my risotto and imitate me.

>>38732033
The amount of time you spend baiting on this board with your shitty risotto is pretty sad

>>38734624
Hot dogs are 10/10 in there.

>>38734542
I do this. It's good to bulk it up by cracking an egg in it too

>>38734635
TOO WATERY
O
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W
A
T
E
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Y

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>>38734697
Watery risotto can not physically do this.

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>>38734614
Now THAT is watery risotto. What the fuck are you trying to make, a soup?

>>38734718

Your risotto looks nice, anon.
I bet it tastes great.

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>>38734797
I'm basing my texture off this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mnp_nnaCtLo
This is the ideal texture imo.
>>38734827
ty it tasted very good. I used a very special trick to make it.
Acidulated butter

>>38732490
You could try making carbonara pasta. That's egg based but doesn't taste like eggs.

Also, anything you bake that has eggs too. Pancakes, souffle, certain breads and cakes.

>>38729988
those are disgusting
>>38734635
will you ever give up?

>>38735054
>Will I ever give up
No, as long as my risotto keeps tasting good I will not stop making it.

I do really need to learn other recipes tho. Gumbo is probably next

>>38735089
no i mean defending your risotto for hours on 4chan. this is unironically autistic

>>38735170
I am spergy about things like this.
I've become really close to getting risotto perfect tho.

>>38735225
>I've become really close to getting risotto perfect tho.
you just said it yourself. your risotto is not perfect and too watery

>>38730004
they look like grubs

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>>38734635
>I guess I have to pickup a trip now just to defend my shitty rice

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>Nissin Instant Beef Ramen
>Microwave Pizza
>Any kind of sugary cereal
>1 bread slice sandwiches with tuna sandwich spread
>Anything that takes under 5 minutes so as to spend as little time as possible in the kitchen where my normie flatmates can appear at any moment

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>>38735330
Perfection means doing it 100% accurately every time.
The wetness of my risotto isn't a problem as most top chef's want a liquidus risotto.
>pic related. That is the godfather of italian gastronomy's risotto. Notice the consistency

I can make the dish perfectly but I need to be able to make it perfectly every single time I attempt to make it, regardless of amount of rice I'm making. I've been cooking from a very specific amount a rice. Now if I had to make a larger batch, I wonder if i'd succeed.

>>38735499
People are literally reposting my stuff and others are mistaking it for me. Yep I have to tripnow because other people are being faggots

>>38734635
this is living. i have now seen a man use a tripcode to defend his risotto's honor

>>38735660
I don't believe you can make the dish perfectly

>>38735660
The fact that you actually care makes you a bigger faggot haha just timestamp your soups to prove it's you also I haven't seen anyone around here pretending to be you but at the same time I don't browse this board 24/7 so idk

>>38735797
people mistook me for him>>38732033
see this>>38732058
>>38735794
You don't know what a perfect risotto looks like to begin with. You probably don't even know what it tastes like.

I don't believe you can judge whether or not I've made a single dish of risotto perfectly

>>38735660
this level of autism can't be real

>>38735848
Dude he said made BY risottofag. If he was trying to pretend to be you, he would have said "made by me". He was obviously making fun of you and the other dude just hates risotto hence why he said fuck him and his risotto

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>>38732869
Those things are packaged diarrhea

Anyways I eat these on a regular basis. Just 3 patties on a plate eaten with a fork.
The thing is I've had other frozen chicken things before such as nuggets and patties but these spicy ones for some reason are much more succulent.
Probably has to do with the amount of fat they have in it or the spicy flavoring but whatever it is they taste better than fast food sometimes.

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These are god tier

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toasted ravs and white rice dusted with kraft parmesan cheese, ketchup on side and a Dr pepper... my robot fuel

>>38726195
Real robots don't eat

>>38735956
Okay but I'll put it back on if I think someones pretending to be me.
>>38735933
I am autistic about risotto it is a very amazing dish. It is very underrated imo.

This thread confirms that most robots are amerifags

>>38736140
Risotto is not underrated everybody knows it's a good dish. Maybe just not yours :(

>>38736278
Inb4 i become a chef at this point.
The more you bully me the more I've been pushing myself
>my knife skills have improved
>my seasonings as well
>and my tehcnique
I used fucking acidulated butter in my last risotto.
I managed to fuse the flavor of wine, vinegar, onions, into a butter.
This removed the difficulty of having to sweat the onions and toast the rice without browning the onions.

That's not even a normal technique. All your negativity only pushes me further.

>>38736519
following instructions to make one (1) dish does not make you a chef
nor is it impressive in any way
please leave this board and take your autism with you

>>38733588
Your underage/uncultured side is showing.

>>38736519
Stop putting onions in risotto

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I remember the commercials for these.

>>38733564
>soylent green is people!
and it's original!

just ate 4 toaster studels this morning. and by this morning I mean 12 pm
reminded me of eating them as a kid

>>38726672
That's not robot food, go to back to >>>/tv/

7 in the morning here lads, insomnia has kept me up all night and I am R A V E N O U S. What should this bot eat? I know it's breakfast time, but I'm feeling cheeky and might bung a couple of tempura fish fillets in the oven, make a sandwich outta those cunts. Or maybe some of that fancy Ramen with the 3 sauces? Perhaps tendies? Boy I am excited

>>38731638
That green has to be the most unappetizing color in the entire spectrum

>>38732189
Kill yourself you stupid piece of shit.
I only wish the worst for you for the rest of your life.

>>38739324
It isnt as glaring neon vomit irl, but i agree. Still cheaper then the "wonderful" brand ones though.

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I've been eating rice+beans+a deli meat for lunch dinner everyday for about 3 years now

>>38739437
good protein

>>38739301
Go to little Caesars and get a pizza. That's food for the whole day.

>>38739437
At least that's a hundred times better than all of the shit being posted in this thread.

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>be leaf
>make mac and cheese
>add cheez whiz for dat cheddary gudniss

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You know, with most of us being NEETs and claiming AutismBux and having so much spare time I'm kind of pissed off at you guys for not treating your bodies better. Why all the ultra-processed shit?

Pic related is a normal Friday Night meal for me. Chilli Beef Ramen. Takes 28 minutes to prepare and honestly I'd still make it if it took 2 hours, it's not like I've got shit to do.

>>38737573
Onions are incredibly common as a base in risotto.
Please kill yourself for being this naive.

All I did was make my butter onion flavored which removed the need for onions.
>>38736689
>does not make you a chef
yes but it makes me a better cook than 90% of people in this thread.

>>38739976
I want to cook like this but I live in shared accomodation with people I hate who always hang out in the kitchen. I have to make things that take no time even 28 minutes if too long to be bearable

>>38741234
And the 10% of us who can cook are angry at your risotto

>>38741576
post cooking then scrub. show me you can cook.
bitch.

>>38739976
do you really think severely depressed people would care about themselves? they barely even shower or brush their teeth. let's just be glad they're eating all, even if it's sometimes overeating.

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>fingers have ketchup all over them

>>38741668
I already posted my cheesecake in the last thread <3

>>38742052
Making desert doesn't really count, considering the fact that it can almost never taste bad even if you fuck it up due to the ingredients
And yours was falling apart to be fair

>>38742135
Because it was already half eaten?

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>>38734635
PISS OFF AQUATIC RISOTTO WANKER

>>38742135
And I don't understand the ingredients thing. So you can't fuck up risotto either because the ingredients taste good? You can totally make a dessert with an horrible consistency, who is extremely ugly to look at or simply make it wrong

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>>38742266
Aquatic risotto? do you mean cooked to the standards of gordon ramsay's risotto?

>>38742283
deserts are much easier because the guidelines are much stricter. They tell you exactly what to do every step of the way so you won't fuck it up.
also once it's in the oven it doesn't require any extra attention.


It's easier to salvage a shitty pie than it is to salvage a shitty risotto. The flavors of risotto aren't sugary and sweet. A soggy pie can still taste delicious.

If you make the risotto bland that's it. you've fucked up. Nobody will enjoy it at all.

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Rate my four square for today

>>38726712
Are you being serious?
Literally all you do is dump ground beef into a pan and turn on the heat, then drain grease.

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these are the correct amount of cheesiness

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I am a NEET of ~culture~

>>38743090
Diabeetus/10

>>38726195
Here in queensland the puffy dogs have suffered a slight packaging change and now they no longer cook as well. The dogs are softer then they should be and I cannot handle it.

My only consolation is that IGA is now selling zig-zag twistys again

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>This
>Is
>The
>Motherfucking
>Shit
>Right
>Here

Crackers, put in a little red hot while you cook it and if you wanna be fancy put in some Tyson microwavable grilled chicken and you have a meal of meals.

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>>38726195
Anything with "Tyson" on it.

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>>38736055
>implying chedder is better then cream cheese

You are absolutely barbaric

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>nice Sunday evening
>Get out box of Velveeta, make it and browse boards when I've got nothing to do
>Mfw maxium comfy
This is the shit especially with chopped up hot dogs mixed in, true robot food right here

>>38743342
What the fuck are the corn husks for?

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>>38726195
This some gud shiet, I could eat boxes of these things.

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>>38726195
Little Caesars bento box

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>>38726195
Am I the only robot who kept eating sardeenz after they stopped being a meme

It's 3am and you fuckers are making me wanna cook some pizza. Fuck you all.

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>>38730370
canada has way better chips, soda, and mcdonalds
murrican junk food isnt as good

>>38745911
Yes because deens were a meme to try and get bots to eat shit food

>>38746238
They're really good for you actually

>>38727465
dumbass paleshit KEK BITCH

>>38726598
Progresso mixed with ramen is good

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>>38726195
I eat these a lot, although they are really hard to bite in

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>>38738598
those commercials with the stomach were great

>Serves 4
>Best to share
>Family pack
Haha... haaa

>>38735553
anon what bread is this

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>>38726195
Take a beef ramen and cook it, drain the juices and put it on a plate.
cook a pepperoni and take the innards and put them on the ramen. bread is bread stick. this is the most robot food

>>38727297
Fuck I lived on turkey dinosaurs and smileys for a year.

>ctrl f
>tendies
>only twice

/r9k/ is dead

>>38747383
An also I bet an /r9k/ music thread wouldn't even mention Lorde anymore, fucking disgusting

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38726195
Rename them foreskin dogs

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>>38747100
Jesus that's just sad.

>>38730099
Would you put a "Puffy Dog" in your mouth?

>>38726195
>ctrl+f
>no spaghettios and meatballs
for shame, robots

>>38747457
I think that's the point, you are what you eat, so it's no wonder a robot would eat something so sad.

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>>38746938
what ids hapending

>>38727122
>Not Freschetta
You do at least put extra shredded cheese on top, right?